Business Time - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- Business Time
Flight Of The Conchords
Series One - Episode Five - Sally Returns
Oh Yea
Girl, Tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it's Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Tuesday night is the night that we usually go to your mother's place and I teach her how to use the video machine again
But Wednesday night is the night that we make love
When everything is just right
You're not too tired from your afterwork social netball team practice
There's nothing good on TV.
Mmmmm...
Conditions are perfect for making love.
You turn to me and say something sexy like, "I might go to bed. I've got work in the morning."
I know what you're trying to say, baby.
You're trying to say "Aww, yeah. It's business time."
It's business
It's business time
I know what you're trying to say
You're trying to say it's time for business
It's business time
Ooh
It's business
It's business time
Aww aww yeah yeah
The next thing you know we're in the bathroom brushing our teeth
That's all part of it, that's foreplay.
Foreplay is very important in love making
Then you go sort out the recycling
Which isn't part of the foreplay, but it's still very important
That's not foreplay, but it's still very important.
Then next thing you know we're in the bedroom
You're wearin' that same old ugly, baggy T-shirt with a stain on it that you got from that team-building exercise you did for your old work several years ago
"Team Building Exercise '99".
I take off my clothes
But I trip over my jeans 'cause I'm still wearing my shoes
But it's okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance.
Next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothing
Except for my socks
And you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is
It's business time
It's business
It's business time
When I'm down to my socks it's time for business
That's why they're called business socks
Ooh
It's business
It's business time
Aww aww yeah yeah
Making love
Making love for
Makin love for two
Making love for two minutes
When it's with me, you only need two minutes, girl
'Cause I'm so intense
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
You turn to me and say something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl
You're trying to say, "Aw yeah, that's it"
And then you tell me you want some more
Well, uh...
I'm not surprised
But I am quite sleepy
Mmm
It's business
It's business time
Business hours are over, Baby
It's business
It's business time
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"then you go sort out the recycling which isn't part of the foreplay, but is still very important." LOL
True. I can’t concentrate during sex if I know the recycling hasn’t been done.
They should release the “Team building exercise ’99” shirt as some merch
Yeah, they made a lot of fuckups when the show was on and a hit, with all the merch they could have put out, including the posters in Murray's office...
I love how Bret just pops out of random corners.
that was the entry to beat all entries
He really did enter that beat
the line _'You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business that's why they're called business socks OHHH'_ still gets stuck in my head from time to time.
And then I have to come back and watch some Conchords vids.
Hahahah same, that's what I came for.
I always sing it when I wear a suit and put the socks on 😂
It’s just so perfect. Whenever I need a laugh, or just a cheer up, it’s business time!
you turn to me and say something sexy like "is that it" lol the best part of the song
i laugh every time at how brett appears randomly with a guitar hahahahaha
Love her trying not to laugh when he speaks for her that she's going to bed🤣
I still play this randomly for my wife on random Wednesdays to make her laugh 😂
its not random if you only play it on wednesdays
yeah thats just a regular business schedule
u could spice things up and try a two minute tuesday ;)
The song was longer than the sex.
3:42 is better than 2:00. Gave us extra. We would have said "Is that it?" . Are you surprised? He's not. That's why we get that extra 1:42.
@@firestuka8850Needed time for the foreplay. 😜
two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
This is accurate. Well said!
When it's with me you only need two minutes, girl, because I'm so intense!
Is that it? 🤔
@@tbaker2032 😅
"Team building exercise '99!"
Oh fo shozen!
yes. team building exercise '99 is a sex move in which you hug your partner for several minutes before flipping over
I was there. It was the best fucking team building exercise since '98'.
Best line
Been singing this line over and over, tonight.
Classic! I just love the soulful style of it. I sure hope these guys blow up big time. Nothing better than funny, entertaining and smart humor.
They blew up!
This comment aged well 😅
Oh yeah, when I'm down to my socks, you know what time it is LOL
Not sure how I got here. But who are these people and why am I just now hearing about this?
This is amazing.
Sandra Lear Flight Of The Conchords! The music duo also made their own FOTC show on HBO (this video was from the show). They only made two seasons though since they said the second season was too draining and wasn’t fun anymore. They still tour, do shows, and auditorial comedy skits with music too!
They also done a song on the old Fones4U ad :) jermaine now acts
@@TextureOfCouch Some of their best work is in season 2... but also some of their most "bland."
It must be difficult to:
(a) write a scripted show
(b) write three to four original songs PER episode
(c) act
(d) produce
I'm glad they didn't burn themselves out, but dang - I would have loved way more of this show.
Watching this after so many years just as good if not better. Grown old waiting for them to drop something similar 😂
I was up set one day so my friend takes out his guitar and starts playing and singing this song. It always puts me in a good mood.
My gf told me that her team at the job are a bit tense. I told her, "Team Building Exercise '99!"
"but it's ok cause i turn that all into a sexy dance" xD ha
Oldie but goodie. I love Flight of the Concords!
I really wish they would make a comeback. I love their music videos
make a comeback? they never went away...they're touring in the US as we speak...
THEIR AWESOME WILL NEVER DIE
That's awesome.
5 years later…..
1 month later
@@theloniousparekh101 Yep they are done for. No tour dates for 2022
Next thing you know we're in the bathroom brushing our teeth, that's all part of it, that's foreplay. And foreplay is very important... in love-making...
...Then you go sort out the recycling...
...which isn't part of the foreplay but it's still very important.
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS ARE GENIUS
Recycling FTMFW!
kind of basic comedic expectation subversion
I really wish I could rewatch this show for the first time again
I wish I could start a song and have Brett just pop up from around the corner...
Business hours are over Babee...
jopalolive I read this comment right when he said it XD
I love how the other fella just busts into their bedroom, all casual and "don't mind me, I'm just gonna do my thing with this guitar".
Makes me laugh every time.
I caught myself singing this, then realized I was in the checkout line at walmart.....cashier was like 0.o
Definitely gonna sing this at my wedding
This is the song that will play at my wedding during the garter toss, lol.
Omg I miss this show.
About to have a binge session.
I always say "Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven."
makin love for two, makin love for two minutes.
went to their concert saw them live last next, they were so good. hahaha they can never fail to make me laugh. this was so good live hahaha
My Best Friend made a Team Building Exercise '99 T-shirt for me. Best Gift EVER!
Awesome I can't believe he went all the way with the dance
Pure genius!
2023 and still binge watching these guys xx
every few years i forget how funny this show was
I love how a humdrum life with mediocre weekly sex is what he fantasizes about 😆
I love the portrayal of Jemaine as a down-to-earth guy in the series
the 44 dislikes clearly don't get their weekly business time
I love all the yawning the chick does before the event. That is always a good turn on.
2:57 thats the best face he's ever pulled !!!!!! hahahahaha
I think we can all agree that "Its Business Time"
I love Jemaine's expression at 2:56
Dead ass kills me every time
best song ever
"I take off my clothes, but I trip over my jeans, 'cause I'm still wearing my shoes. But it's okay, because I turn it all into a sexy dance." Probably my favorite line of the song, along the sorting recyclables bit.
Thank you Germaine thank you Brett, my family enjoyed this together. My ex and I used to sing along like loons lol, 😅 such good times. My son loved you guys but my daughter has no sense of humour lol. She must get it from her grandfather. ✌
IT'S JEZ'S GIRLFRIEND
Nancy!
I love them!!! xxxx
"Is THAT it"...... hahahaha !!!
LOL!!! Love it...classic! Bizness time :)
OMG I just watched this on a Wednesday. If you guys only knew how long iv been looking for this song.
0:56 haha even she thought that was too funny to hold it in, she started laughing
Genius only happens every once in awhile
Absolutely hilarious!!!!!
omg I love these guys!
Still a classic 🤣💪🏻🫡
I sang this to my new wife in front of 100 people at my wedding two nights ago! There are now up to 100 new FOTC fans out there!! A RUclips upload has been threatened by several relatives!!
you are an absolute hero
11 years on... how's the marriage going?
"Oh yeah" You have hit just the right spot!!!
lol when Jermaine comes out of no where i laugh so hard EVERY time :P
i trip over my jeans but i turn it in2 a sexy dance hahahah
All 24 pixels are great
Because of this, I now have business socks
Conditions are perfect.
when bret jumps out in th chourus i piss my self lmao. lol
no but seriously their some of my heros
busniess hours are over!
This is so funny but also very realistic :D
I think the live version of this is better, but I still love it.
Love it guys!
lol the guy with the guitar in the back
THATS WHY THEY CALL THEM BUISNESS SOCKS!
bahahaha.
Team Building Exercise '99!!
Awesome!
Great tune! And hilarious!! 😂
okay this is hilarious lol...
now THAT is good stuff...!!!
great video, loved it
Business hours are over yeah
30 ppl take their business socks off when it's BUSINESS TIME!
BUSINESS HOURS ARE OVERR
Best of the Conchords
Lol I love how he pops up out of nowhere. XDDD Best part of the whole thing. XDDDD
Why was this in my recommended it’s 2019 😂
its business time for the replay button...
he's wearing odd socks? lmaooo que cute.
To be honest, I think I prefer the version and sound from the "one night stand" thing they did, especially when Jemaine does the "ooohhhh" bit while there's a guitar slide-which seems to have been cut out here. But I did love the parts where Bret randomly appeared xD
Monster love for J and B. I literally cannot be unhappy listening to FoC.
She starts to laugh at about 0:55
Love the head roll around 2:25... lmao!
Team building exercise 99😂😂
Mr. Marqus I'm glad your here
Brushing your teeth together is SO foreplay!!! Jemaine you got the MOVES!!!
Team building exercise 9999999999999999999999999!!!!!!
Team building exercise ninety niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeeeeee!!!!
Heard this on a monthly Mark Farina house mix for September '11, at least the chorus line.
Good stuff
team building exercise 99!
Lol. Right on.
Here because of time bandits!
So funny!