I love that this person created a RUclips channel, published 4 videos 16 years ago, and then never did anything with the channel ever again, but also never took it down.
whenever i feel racist this song reminds me of this albanian disfigured boy i once met in a cave after villagers chased me down because i'm so different.
That’s funny; I was listening to a sleep story on my Calm app last night, amd thought how great it would be if they had Jemaine read one. Matthew McConaughey’s is very relaxing and I think Jemaine’s would be amazing.
Yes, Denny's. Which as we all know, is incredibly racist! Well,... not anymore. One of my mom's first jobs was as a waitress at Denny's. One of her jobs was ensuring that black people be seated in their own section. This wasn't in the '40s, it was the '70s. Shocking, right? Even in the '90s, some locations would seat black customers after whites or refuse to serve them at all.
I love the way he almost makes himself laugh when he says Well, not anymore." Keeping a straight face seems like the hardest part of good comedy performance.
David Bowie narrated an orchestra version of "Peter and the Wolf". I would totally buy an album of Albi the Racist Dragon parts 1-6 by FOTC in the same manner. These guys are brilliant!
Did he really? I'm Australian, and the version we had growing up was narrated by Dame Edna Everage (i.e. Barry Humphries). I guess Dame Edna is our David Bowie XD Also I would totally buy that album too. In a heartbeat.
no matter how many times i hear this, '...laughed the boy' will always crack me up! and i love how Jemaine so nearly laughs on the 'well, not any more' bit :D aaah theyre so awesome!
So it was that after many years of waiting in Meereen, Daenerys Stormborn, the last Targaryen, the Unburnt watched as her dragons grew into large beast capable of destroying worlds. Thus, she knew it was time as she mounted her fiercest and rode. Drogon left all those he flew over in darkness, Viseryon burnt through rock like butter on a stove and Albi burnt an Albanian boy, the racist dragon they named him...well not anymore.
I love this performance of the song; though the short they made in the TV show was great, they're just having so much fun performing it here that it's a joy just to watch their faces throughout.
In the marmalade forest [forest] Between the make believe trees In a cottage cheese cottage Lives Albi [Albi] Albi [Albi] Albi the racist dragon Part 6 And so all the people of the village Chased Albi the racist dragon into A very cold very scary cave and it Was so cold and scary in there that Albi began to cry dragon tears Which as we all know turn into jellybeans! Anyway just at that moment he felt a Tiny little hand rest apon his tail. And who should that little hand belong to, but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before 'What are you doing here I thought I killed you yesterday' Grumbled Albi quite racistly 'No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames, I Crawled to safety but you did leave me very badly disfigured, ' Laughed the boy 'Why are you crying? ' I'm crying because all of the Villagers chased me here, I Think it's because I'm so racist. ' 'No Albi they chased me here too, when I became all disfigured like this They just don't like you and I. Because... Well because we're different to them And with that, Albi cried a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all the colours of the rainbow! And Albi wasn't racist anymore! So they sat in the cave [cave] And ate bubble gum pie [yum! ] Albi the racist - well, not anymore - Dragon... !
And it was on that day that Albi's knew in his heart he'd been wrong... No longer would he be Albi "the racist dragon", for all humans were just the same. Albi, the man-eating Dragon.
I'm so glad these guys are getting more recognition. They are awesome and even though I must have listened to their songs hundreds of times they still make me laugh. :)
This is my favorite version of this song, seriously. "You did leave me very badly disfigured," laughed the boy. I can't figure out which is more amusing: Jemaine's voices or Bret's facial expressions.
I think Rhett and Link only picked this song because Link saw so much of himself in the Flight of the Conchords... and yes I had listened to this before I knew who Rhett and Link were.
The song just came to me out of nowhere i havnt heart this masterpiece in a VERY long time, still took up the guitar and literally remembered the dialogue they were having and i laughed through it all… fkn awesome nostalgic feeling
Am I the only one here realising that "Albi the racist dragon" sounds like "I'll be the racist dragon"? Not sure if its on purpose though, love that song :)
Conquer Earth As someone who makes a lot of lists, I can say he probably meant to click a different playlist, but accidentally added it to the ERB appearances one and didn't notice.
Well here I am 16 years later and I'm laughing my ass off. Hard to believe it's been like 15 years since I've seen this video for the first time. I was a few months out of high school, and our neighbors introduced this group to us. And by us of course I mean my mom and stepdad and sisters. It was and still is to this day very hilarious.
"but you did leave me badly disfigured," laughed the boy.
funniest line ever
wouldmakeanotheryoutubeaccountjusttothumbsthiscommentuptwice/10
AzzRaze sesh
DYED REDz Agreed.
"Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty" - Is my favourite :)
Watch Flight of the Conchords online here => twitter.com/5bc9f77792b31cf40/status/824453483654819840
Am I the only one that wants to hear the first five parts to Albi's story?
Skip to 2020 and you've heard more than enough.
Definitely not
I’d pay a large sum of money for that to be made
More racism I guess?
No, it was an epic fail on their part to not create an I'll be the racist dragon cartoon
“Well, not anymore”
The delivery of that line is so perfect I can’t get over it lmao
Lol he loses it for just a fraction of a second. 😂😂
Not as perfect as the harmonizing on "draaaagooooon" right afterwards
Jemaine has such a soothing voice. He needs to record audiobooks
It's like Morgan Freeman and Mike Rowe had a bady and raised it in New Zealand.
He does a voice acting cameo in the cartoon epic Rick and Morty and it’s mind-blowingly good
Yes! He most definitely should!
He's also the voice of the giant crab in Moana.
And Nigel in Rio
Whenever I’m feeling like a badly burned Albanian boy this always makes me feel better
"Oh no, I can't pay my rent and I will sleep in the cold !" laughed Brenna.
@@TheFiresloth Brutal 🤣
Thanks Lindsay
whos lindsay?
@@adamkatt they probably refer to Lindsay Ellis, a youtuber that featured a line from this song in one of her videos
which lindsay vid was this in?
My man
@@harryreddick1 Her video mask off, when talking about racism, she mentioned how a lot of people have an "Albi the Racist Dragon" approach to racism.
"Laughed the boy" kills me every time!
likewise. I know it's coming and the delivery always makes me laugh
Best part
"What are you doing here! I thought I killed you yesterday!" - grumbled Albi quite racistly.
racist...
I know, lol - I corrected myself with another comment.
"Which we all know turn into jelly beans" Jemaines look after this is godly
Celina Kyle my favourite part of the video lmao
He like Mr Rogers
Right into the camera. Gets me every time.
Anyway
Bret nearly laughs when he says that 😅
Loved it ''Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty.''
Punch line
I love that this person created a RUclips channel, published 4 videos 16 years ago, and then never did anything with the channel ever again, but also never took it down.
whenever i feel racist this song reminds me of this albanian disfigured boy i once met in a cave after villagers chased me down because i'm so different.
Jemaine needs to narrate audiobooks. I would seriously listen to him read from a Denny's menu.
Heard of Uncle Bertie's Botanarium ?
What-If Machine appropriate profile name
That’s funny; I was listening to a sleep story on my Calm app last night, amd thought how great it would be if they had Jemaine read one. Matthew McConaughey’s is very relaxing and I think Jemaine’s would be amazing.
Yes, Denny's. Which as we all know, is incredibly racist! Well,... not anymore.
One of my mom's first jobs was as a waitress at Denny's. One of her jobs was ensuring that black people be seated in their own section. This wasn't in the '40s, it was the '70s. Shocking, right?
Even in the '90s, some locations would seat black customers after whites or refuse to serve them at all.
This live version is SO much better than the one they used in the show.
The pauses make it so much more fantastic!
I love the way he almost makes himself laugh when he says Well, not anymore." Keeping a straight face seems like the hardest part of good comedy performance.
David Bowie narrated an orchestra version of "Peter and the Wolf". I would totally buy an album of Albi the Racist Dragon parts 1-6 by FOTC in the same manner. These guys are brilliant!
Did he really? I'm Australian, and the version we had growing up was narrated by Dame Edna Everage (i.e. Barry Humphries). I guess Dame Edna is our David Bowie XD
Also I would totally buy that album too. In a heartbeat.
Why didn't he voice Smaug?
Brandon Tasker too racist.
My name is Albi and I'm Albanian ahahahaha
Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty!
(I typed, quite racistly)
Albi Gazheli ..laughed the boy.
Albi Gazheli
Ha, dude that's awesome!
Thanks for Skanderbeg
Are you badly burnt too?
I do agree with Lindsay Ellis. This is the funniest and best bit Flight of the Conchords have ever made. Never stops being funny.
Also the use of this song in "Thanks I hate it video".
_Beast for she_
"Get your hand off my tail. You'll make it dirty....."
"I thought I killed you yesterday" growled Albi quite racistly. hahahahahahahahahaha
Jemaine can tell me bedtime stories anytime.
"Jemaine can tell me bedtime stories anytime", grumbled Hope Moskal, quite racistly. LOL
The voice he tells this story in just makes it 1000x funnier, it's sounds so much like the old story time shows when I was a kid :) Genius duo!
I would listen to any audiobook narrated by them XD
no matter how many times i hear this, '...laughed the boy' will always crack me up! and i love how Jemaine so nearly laughs on the 'well, not any more' bit :D aaah theyre so awesome!
these guys never get old. proud to be a kiwi
What's a kiwi? A fan of them?
Haha, a kiwi is what you call someone from New Zealand
oh! thats great actually....:D
So it was that after many years of waiting in Meereen, Daenerys Stormborn, the last Targaryen, the Unburnt watched as her dragons grew into large beast capable of destroying worlds. Thus, she knew it was time as she mounted her fiercest and rode. Drogon left all those he flew over in darkness, Viseryon burnt through rock like butter on a stove and Albi burnt an Albanian boy, the racist dragon they named him...well not anymore.
Daenerude - Sandstormborn
I love this performance of the song; though the short they made in the TV show was great, they're just having so much fun performing it here that it's a joy just to watch their faces throughout.
They are just comical, lyrical, geniuses... "Laughed the boy" 😂
I can't wait to tell my child this story.
I don't have a child.
Then it's business time!
@@marquis911
Don't mention the hippity hoppity.
Better start booming with your boom boom
I can't believe I haven't heard of these guys before.
Neither can I!
Where have you been hiding out? haha
DCdabest In a cave near the Marmalade Forest in New Zealand
haha clearly!
Watch out for those racist dragons
Jack Roberts
Evensen is an unusual surname for an Albanian.
ShamelessHorse Well Why do you think they were chased into the cave?
Rhett and Link brought me here, and I am so happy that they did! Such a funny song!
Sme here!
Nivesh Proag Wait, I love rhett and link but where did they mention this?
Ayden King They didn't. Its on their channel's playlists, or favorite videos or something.
Gross
In the marmalade forest [forest]
Between the make believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage
Lives Albi [Albi] Albi [Albi]
Albi the racist dragon
Part 6
And so all the people of the village
Chased Albi the racist dragon into
A very cold very scary cave and it
Was so cold and scary in there that
Albi began to cry dragon tears
Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
Anyway just at that moment he felt a
Tiny little hand rest apon his tail. And who should that little hand belong to, but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before
'What are you doing here I thought I killed you yesterday'
Grumbled Albi quite racistly
'No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames, I
Crawled to safety but you did leave me very badly disfigured, '
Laughed the boy
'Why are you crying? '
I'm crying because all of the
Villagers chased me here, I
Think it's because I'm so racist. '
'No Albi they chased me here too, when I became all disfigured like this
They just don't like you and I. Because... Well because we're different to them
And with that, Albi cried a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all the colours of the rainbow! And Albi wasn't racist anymore!
So they sat in the cave [cave]
And ate bubble gum pie [yum! ]
Albi the racist - well, not anymore - Dragon... !
And they ate bubblegum pie. YUM!
This is the guy who played the voice of the fart in Rick and morty
japanime555 yes
and Jemaine also voiced the crab in Moana
Yes, very good.
And the biker alien in Men in Black 14 or whatever
He is the voice of everyone in everything lol
The delivery on 'laughed the boy' is amazng!
And it was on that day that Albi's knew in his heart he'd been wrong... No longer would he be Albi "the racist dragon", for all humans were just the same. Albi, the man-eating Dragon.
Lindsay Ellis!
She make a reference of this song in one of her videos.
Lindsay Ellis brought me here!
Me to
I watched her three-part evisceration of The Hobbit films, and this showed up in my feed.
"THANKS! I HATE IT!"
"What are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday", Albi said, QUITE racistly" Kills me every single time.
It really is, in my opinion, the best part of the song
I'm so glad these guys are getting more recognition. They are awesome and even though I must have listened to their songs hundreds of times they still make me laugh. :)
I love this song so much! I got the album yesterday but was so disappointed this wasnt on it :'(
It's 2023 and yet I still know every word. 😂
perfect story voice ever
i love this! ive been watching this for yrs, never gets old.
God, it was funny 15 years ago, it sure as hell is now.
This is my favorite version of this song, seriously.
"You did leave me very badly disfigured," laughed the boy.
I can't figure out which is more amusing: Jemaine's voices or Bret's facial expressions.
Love love love this! It's just so sweet and heart warming, oh jermaine's voice is just amazing. Wish I could listen to it all of the time! =}
I always come back to this video if I'm feeling down. I can't help but smile every time I see this!
Can we talk about how amazing jemaine is at the accents and voices
"HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET????" laughed the little boy
He is the reason I always watch gentlemen bronco. One of my favorite movies
You know what's weird. Seeing a video uploaded 14 years ago.
I think Rhett and Link only picked this song because Link saw so much of himself in the Flight of the Conchords... and yes I had listened to this before I knew who Rhett and Link were.
The song just came to me out of nowhere i havnt heart this masterpiece in a VERY long time, still took up the guitar and literally remembered the dialogue they were having and i laughed through it all… fkn awesome nostalgic feeling
literally the plot to a Dhar Mann video
Im so glad they stopped Racism here in New Zealand, used to be dumb. better now though.
This gives me such visceral memories of listening childrens audiobook tapes while sitting in my grandparents living room
I recite this song regularly at random intervals. Love it.
racism been awfully quiet since this dropped
They are just so good.
...laughed the boy
2:34 idk why this always makes me burst out laughing, i think it's brett's reaction lmao
Returning to this makes me so happy
My Adopted Child In 2028: Mom, tell me a story!
Me: Albi The Racist Dragon
I love when he says "In a cottage cheese cottage?!" That's hilarious. Love them. Love this song and many others.
We need this song now more than ever
Jermaine actually cracked up at the last line!
The guy in blue looks like a white Richard ayoade, even the voice sounds the same!
God, I've watched this since I was in High School, and I graduated in 2007... when did I get old ffs
quite racistly
AwesomeBlueSheep LAUGH OUT LOUD
@@ShebaTheSheep who?
Am I the only one here realising that "Albi the racist dragon" sounds like "I'll be the racist dragon"? Not sure if its on purpose though, love that song :)
Yes me too xD
Samuel Bertz Gotta love New Zealand accents.
Pretty sure it's on purpose :)
I must have listen'ed to this song a hundred times in a row. "Lauphed the boy" never got old
The face Bret makes after the Albanian bouys says Albi was chased away because he's different.
I want to try this bubblegum pie, it sounds yum
wow i love these guy so much!!
A true classic.
Thank u rhett and link im crying from laughter
"Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty" kills me everytime
Best duo ever.
this is in the top 5 best songs...
ORANGE BOY
This is my favorite bed time story, puts me down every time
LOL "Get your hand off my tail you'll make it dirty" I have never laughed so hard HAHA XD
_”get your hand off my tail... you’ll make it dirty.”_ One of their best lines ever 😂🤣
I remember when I was a little kid, and my sisters friend just got an iPod, and they listened to it, and even now, it's still amazing :)
Zach, I don't think this is one of your ERB appearances.
I see you were brought here the same way I was, I don't know what I expected...
Exactly how we got here too! So confused haha :D
Conquer Earth As someone who makes a lot of lists, I can say he probably meant to click a different playlist, but accidentally added it to the ERB appearances one and didn't notice.
Oh this makes me so oh this makes me so happy that this comment thread is here. I thought I was losing it.
Hilarious, but also really, really touching. I love these guys so friggin much!
so stoked i get to see them live in a few months :D
Well here I am 16 years later and I'm laughing my ass off. Hard to believe it's been like 15 years since I've seen this video for the first time. I was a few months out of high school, and our neighbors introduced this group to us. And by us of course I mean my mom and stepdad and sisters. It was and still is to this day very hilarious.
From rhett and link!
Jemaine’s delivery is just *chef’s kiss* perfection
Lol the first 3 lines aren't even jokes but they are hilarious. In a COTTAGE cheese COTTAGE? 😂
RUclips just seriously deemed the tv version of the song as safe for kids and disabled the comments! Lmao.
Sometimes I like to look back when times were simpler.
“Grumbled Albi quite racistly”
"Albus" is Latin for "white." So there's that.
My God, you're telling me Dumbledore is white?!
@@dayalasingh5853 Don't be silly, that's impossible... Dumbledore is gay.
No shit to bad blacks are racist fucks
@@toatahu2003 But not in libraries. It's illegal for gay characters to be in English libraries.
With your permission I would like to use this in my every day life.
I thought dragons cry starbursts or maybe starbursts are for happy tears, and jelly beans for sad tears
love this song 😂😂😂
This concert was gold
my name is albi
+Albi Ndrenika "grumbled Albi quite racistly"
+Number Nine "Well, not anymore"
your tears must be real tasty