I love the way he almost makes himself laugh when he says Well, not anymore." Keeping a straight face seems like the hardest part of good comedy performance.
whenever i feel racist this song reminds me of this albanian disfigured boy i once met in a cave after villagers chased me down because i'm so different.
That’s funny; I was listening to a sleep story on my Calm app last night, amd thought how great it would be if they had Jemaine read one. Matthew McConaughey’s is very relaxing and I think Jemaine’s would be amazing.
Yes, Denny's. Which as we all know, is incredibly racist! Well,... not anymore. One of my mom's first jobs was as a waitress at Denny's. One of her jobs was ensuring that black people be seated in their own section. This wasn't in the '40s, it was the '70s. Shocking, right? Even in the '90s, some locations would seat black customers after whites or refuse to serve them at all.
David Bowie narrated an orchestra version of "Peter and the Wolf". I would totally buy an album of Albi the Racist Dragon parts 1-6 by FOTC in the same manner. These guys are brilliant!
Did he really? I'm Australian, and the version we had growing up was narrated by Dame Edna Everage (i.e. Barry Humphries). I guess Dame Edna is our David Bowie XD Also I would totally buy that album too. In a heartbeat.
no matter how many times i hear this, '...laughed the boy' will always crack me up! and i love how Jemaine so nearly laughs on the 'well, not any more' bit :D aaah theyre so awesome!
I love that this person created a RUclips channel, published 4 videos 16 years ago, and then never did anything with the channel ever again, but also never took it down.
I love this performance of the song; though the short they made in the TV show was great, they're just having so much fun performing it here that it's a joy just to watch their faces throughout.
And it was on that day that Albi's knew in his heart he'd been wrong... No longer would he be Albi "the racist dragon", for all humans were just the same. Albi, the man-eating Dragon.
I'm so glad these guys are getting more recognition. They are awesome and even though I must have listened to their songs hundreds of times they still make me laugh. :)
So it was that after many years of waiting in Meereen, Daenerys Stormborn, the last Targaryen, the Unburnt watched as her dragons grew into large beast capable of destroying worlds. Thus, she knew it was time as she mounted her fiercest and rode. Drogon left all those he flew over in darkness, Viseryon burnt through rock like butter on a stove and Albi burnt an Albanian boy, the racist dragon they named him...well not anymore.
The song just came to me out of nowhere i havnt heart this masterpiece in a VERY long time, still took up the guitar and literally remembered the dialogue they were having and i laughed through it all… fkn awesome nostalgic feeling
In the marmalade forest [forest] Between the make believe trees In a cottage cheese cottage Lives Albi [Albi] Albi [Albi] Albi the racist dragon Part 6 And so all the people of the village Chased Albi the racist dragon into A very cold very scary cave and it Was so cold and scary in there that Albi began to cry dragon tears Which as we all know turn into jellybeans! Anyway just at that moment he felt a Tiny little hand rest apon his tail. And who should that little hand belong to, but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before 'What are you doing here I thought I killed you yesterday' Grumbled Albi quite racistly 'No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames, I Crawled to safety but you did leave me very badly disfigured, ' Laughed the boy 'Why are you crying? ' I'm crying because all of the Villagers chased me here, I Think it's because I'm so racist. ' 'No Albi they chased me here too, when I became all disfigured like this They just don't like you and I. Because... Well because we're different to them And with that, Albi cried a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all the colours of the rainbow! And Albi wasn't racist anymore! So they sat in the cave [cave] And ate bubble gum pie [yum! ] Albi the racist - well, not anymore - Dragon... !
This is my favorite version of this song, seriously. "You did leave me very badly disfigured," laughed the boy. I can't figure out which is more amusing: Jemaine's voices or Bret's facial expressions.
Conquer Earth As someone who makes a lot of lists, I can say he probably meant to click a different playlist, but accidentally added it to the ERB appearances one and didn't notice.
Well here I am 16 years later and I'm laughing my ass off. Hard to believe it's been like 15 years since I've seen this video for the first time. I was a few months out of high school, and our neighbors introduced this group to us. And by us of course I mean my mom and stepdad and sisters. It was and still is to this day very hilarious.
Am I the only one here realising that "Albi the racist dragon" sounds like "I'll be the racist dragon"? Not sure if its on purpose though, love that song :)
I think Rhett and Link only picked this song because Link saw so much of himself in the Flight of the Conchords... and yes I had listened to this before I knew who Rhett and Link were.
Same, but as a writer there's a part of me that just finds the "part 6" part desperately hilarious, because it's so often that you want to write a particular part of the story, but you can't because there are all these other parts that come before it. (And yeah, I've tried skipping and going back, but then I always need to do big revisions. 🙄) So there's something kind of liberating about them just being like, f*** it, I'm writing the "good part," you can use your imagination for the rest. 😂😂
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"but you did leave me badly disfigured," laughed the boy.
funniest line ever
wouldmakeanotheryoutubeaccountjusttothumbsthiscommentuptwice/10
AzzRaze sesh
DYED REDz Agreed.
"Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty" - Is my favourite :)
Watch Flight of the Conchords online here => twitter.com/5bc9f77792b31cf40/status/824453483654819840
“Well, not anymore”
The delivery of that line is so perfect I can’t get over it lmao
Lol he loses it for just a fraction of a second. 😂😂
Not as perfect as the harmonizing on "draaaagooooon" right afterwards
"Laughed the boy" kills me every time!
likewise. I know it's coming and the delivery always makes me laugh
Best part
Whenever I’m feeling like a badly burned Albanian boy this always makes me feel better
"Oh no, I can't pay my rent and I will sleep in the cold !" laughed Brenna.
@@TheFiresloth Brutal 🤣
Jemaine has such a soothing voice. He needs to record audiobooks
It's like Morgan Freeman and Mike Rowe had a bady and raised it in New Zealand.
He does a voice acting cameo in the cartoon epic Rick and Morty and it’s mind-blowingly good
Yes! He most definitely should!
He's also the voice of the giant crab in Moana.
And Nigel in Rio
Am I the only one that wants to hear the first five parts to Albi's story?
Skip to 2020 and you've heard more than enough.
Definitely not
I’d pay a large sum of money for that to be made
More racism I guess?
No, it was an epic fail on their part to not create an I'll be the racist dragon cartoon
Thanks Lindsay
whos lindsay?
@@adamkatt they probably refer to Lindsay Ellis, a youtuber that featured a line from this song in one of her videos
which lindsay vid was this in?
My man
@@harryreddick1 Her video mask off, when talking about racism, she mentioned how a lot of people have an "Albi the Racist Dragon" approach to racism.
Loved it ''Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty.''
Punch line
"Which we all know turn into jelly beans" Jemaines look after this is godly
Celina Kyle my favourite part of the video lmao
He like Mr Rogers
Right into the camera. Gets me every time.
Anyway
Bret nearly laughs when he says that 😅
"What are you doing here! I thought I killed you yesterday!" - grumbled Albi quite racistly.
racist...
I know, lol - I corrected myself with another comment.
This live version is SO much better than the one they used in the show.
The pauses make it so much more fantastic!
I love the way he almost makes himself laugh when he says Well, not anymore." Keeping a straight face seems like the hardest part of good comedy performance.
whenever i feel racist this song reminds me of this albanian disfigured boy i once met in a cave after villagers chased me down because i'm so different.
Jemaine needs to narrate audiobooks. I would seriously listen to him read from a Denny's menu.
Heard of Uncle Bertie's Botanarium ?
What-If Machine appropriate profile name
That’s funny; I was listening to a sleep story on my Calm app last night, amd thought how great it would be if they had Jemaine read one. Matthew McConaughey’s is very relaxing and I think Jemaine’s would be amazing.
Yes, Denny's. Which as we all know, is incredibly racist! Well,... not anymore.
One of my mom's first jobs was as a waitress at Denny's. One of her jobs was ensuring that black people be seated in their own section. This wasn't in the '40s, it was the '70s. Shocking, right?
Even in the '90s, some locations would seat black customers after whites or refuse to serve them at all.
David Bowie narrated an orchestra version of "Peter and the Wolf". I would totally buy an album of Albi the Racist Dragon parts 1-6 by FOTC in the same manner. These guys are brilliant!
Did he really? I'm Australian, and the version we had growing up was narrated by Dame Edna Everage (i.e. Barry Humphries). I guess Dame Edna is our David Bowie XD
Also I would totally buy that album too. In a heartbeat.
no matter how many times i hear this, '...laughed the boy' will always crack me up! and i love how Jemaine so nearly laughs on the 'well, not any more' bit :D aaah theyre so awesome!
"Get your hand off my tail. You'll make it dirty....."
"I thought I killed you yesterday" growled Albi quite racistly. hahahahahahahahahaha
The voice he tells this story in just makes it 1000x funnier, it's sounds so much like the old story time shows when I was a kid :) Genius duo!
I love that this person created a RUclips channel, published 4 videos 16 years ago, and then never did anything with the channel ever again, but also never took it down.
It's ABSURD how good these two are
I love this performance of the song; though the short they made in the TV show was great, they're just having so much fun performing it here that it's a joy just to watch their faces throughout.
They are just comical, lyrical, geniuses... "Laughed the boy" 😂
I do agree with Lindsay Ellis. This is the funniest and best bit Flight of the Conchords have ever made. Never stops being funny.
Also the use of this song in "Thanks I hate it video".
_Beast for she_
I would listen to any audiobook narrated by them XD
Jemaine can tell me bedtime stories anytime.
"Jemaine can tell me bedtime stories anytime", grumbled Hope Moskal, quite racistly. LOL
The delivery on 'laughed the boy' is amazng!
And it was on that day that Albi's knew in his heart he'd been wrong... No longer would he be Albi "the racist dragon", for all humans were just the same. Albi, the man-eating Dragon.
My name is Albi and I'm Albanian ahahahaha
Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty!
(I typed, quite racistly)
Albi Gazheli ..laughed the boy.
Albi Gazheli
Ha, dude that's awesome!
Thanks for Skanderbeg
Are you badly burnt too?
This gives me such visceral memories of listening childrens audiobook tapes while sitting in my grandparents living room
And they ate bubblegum pie. YUM!
these guys never get old. proud to be a kiwi
What's a kiwi? A fan of them?
Haha, a kiwi is what you call someone from New Zealand
oh! thats great actually....:D
perfect story voice ever
I can't wait to tell my child this story.
I don't have a child.
Then it's business time!
@@marquis911
Don't mention the hippity hoppity.
Better start booming with your boom boom
"What are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday", Albi said, QUITE racistly" Kills me every single time.
It really is, in my opinion, the best part of the song
I always come back to this video if I'm feeling down. I can't help but smile every time I see this!
I'm so glad these guys are getting more recognition. They are awesome and even though I must have listened to their songs hundreds of times they still make me laugh. :)
i love this! ive been watching this for yrs, never gets old.
Love love love this! It's just so sweet and heart warming, oh jermaine's voice is just amazing. Wish I could listen to it all of the time! =}
I love this song so much! I got the album yesterday but was so disappointed this wasnt on it :'(
So it was that after many years of waiting in Meereen, Daenerys Stormborn, the last Targaryen, the Unburnt watched as her dragons grew into large beast capable of destroying worlds. Thus, she knew it was time as she mounted her fiercest and rode. Drogon left all those he flew over in darkness, Viseryon burnt through rock like butter on a stove and Albi burnt an Albanian boy, the racist dragon they named him...well not anymore.
Daenerude - Sandstormborn
I can't believe I haven't heard of these guys before.
Neither can I!
Where have you been hiding out? haha
DCdabest In a cave near the Marmalade Forest in New Zealand
haha clearly!
Watch out for those racist dragons
Jack Roberts
Evensen is an unusual surname for an Albanian.
ShamelessHorse Well Why do you think they were chased into the cave?
Rhett and Link brought me here, and I am so happy that they did! Such a funny song!
Sme here!
Nivesh Proag Wait, I love rhett and link but where did they mention this?
Ayden King They didn't. Its on their channel's playlists, or favorite videos or something.
Gross
My Adopted Child In 2028: Mom, tell me a story!
Me: Albi The Racist Dragon
racism been awfully quiet since this dropped
It's 2023 and yet I still know every word. 😂
God, it was funny 15 years ago, it sure as hell is now.
The song just came to me out of nowhere i havnt heart this masterpiece in a VERY long time, still took up the guitar and literally remembered the dialogue they were having and i laughed through it all… fkn awesome nostalgic feeling
Can we talk about how amazing jemaine is at the accents and voices
"HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET????" laughed the little boy
He is the reason I always watch gentlemen bronco. One of my favorite movies
In the marmalade forest [forest]
Between the make believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage
Lives Albi [Albi] Albi [Albi]
Albi the racist dragon
Part 6
And so all the people of the village
Chased Albi the racist dragon into
A very cold very scary cave and it
Was so cold and scary in there that
Albi began to cry dragon tears
Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
Anyway just at that moment he felt a
Tiny little hand rest apon his tail. And who should that little hand belong to, but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before
'What are you doing here I thought I killed you yesterday'
Grumbled Albi quite racistly
'No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames, I
Crawled to safety but you did leave me very badly disfigured, '
Laughed the boy
'Why are you crying? '
I'm crying because all of the
Villagers chased me here, I
Think it's because I'm so racist. '
'No Albi they chased me here too, when I became all disfigured like this
They just don't like you and I. Because... Well because we're different to them
And with that, Albi cried a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all the colours of the rainbow! And Albi wasn't racist anymore!
So they sat in the cave [cave]
And ate bubble gum pie [yum! ]
Albi the racist - well, not anymore - Dragon... !
Why didn't he voice Smaug?
Brandon Tasker too racist.
Confirmed. Still good in 2024.
literally the plot to a Dhar Mann video
LOL "Get your hand off my tail you'll make it dirty" I have never laughed so hard HAHA XD
I think today is the first time I remembered this since it first showed up on RUclips.. ancient now..
This is my favorite version of this song, seriously.
"You did leave me very badly disfigured," laughed the boy.
I can't figure out which is more amusing: Jemaine's voices or Bret's facial expressions.
I recite this song regularly at random intervals. Love it.
I must have listen'ed to this song a hundred times in a row. "Lauphed the boy" never got old
This is the guy who played the voice of the fart in Rick and morty
japanime555 yes
and Jemaine also voiced the crab in Moana
Yes, very good.
And the biker alien in Men in Black 14 or whatever
He is the voice of everyone in everything lol
I love when he says "In a cottage cheese cottage?!" That's hilarious. Love them. Love this song and many others.
I feel like they probably wrote that whole song after being like "let's involve the phrase 'cottage cheese cottages"
Thank u rhett and link im crying from laughter
Lindsay Ellis!
She make a reference of this song in one of her videos.
Lindsay Ellis brought me here!
Me to
I watched her three-part evisceration of The Hobbit films, and this showed up in my feed.
"THANKS! I HATE IT!"
They are just so good.
quite racistly
AwesomeBlueSheep LAUGH OUT LOUD
@@ShebaTheSheep who?
Jermaine actually cracked up at the last line!
God, I've watched this since I was in High School, and I graduated in 2007... when did I get old ffs
You know what's weird. Seeing a video uploaded 14 years ago.
...laughed the boy
"Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty" kills me everytime
The face Bret makes after the Albanian bouys says Albi was chased away because he's different.
A true classic.
Returning to this makes me so happy
Zach, I don't think this is one of your ERB appearances.
I see you were brought here the same way I was, I don't know what I expected...
Exactly how we got here too! So confused haha :D
Conquer Earth As someone who makes a lot of lists, I can say he probably meant to click a different playlist, but accidentally added it to the ERB appearances one and didn't notice.
Oh this makes me so oh this makes me so happy that this comment thread is here. I thought I was losing it.
Well here I am 16 years later and I'm laughing my ass off. Hard to believe it's been like 15 years since I've seen this video for the first time. I was a few months out of high school, and our neighbors introduced this group to us. And by us of course I mean my mom and stepdad and sisters. It was and still is to this day very hilarious.
I wish they would have worked together longer, omg too funny, thank you for the laughs.
Best duo ever.
I want to try this bubblegum pie, it sounds yum
I remember when I was a little kid, and my sisters friend just got an iPod, and they listened to it, and even now, it's still amazing :)
The guy in blue looks like a white Richard ayoade, even the voice sounds the same!
this is in the top 5 best songs...
ORANGE BOY
"Getcha hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty."
Am I the only one here realising that "Albi the racist dragon" sounds like "I'll be the racist dragon"? Not sure if its on purpose though, love that song :)
Yes me too xD
Samuel Bertz Gotta love New Zealand accents.
Pretty sure it's on purpose :)
Hilarious, but also really, really touching. I love these guys so friggin much!
Jemaine’s delivery is just *chef’s kiss* perfection
Im so glad they stopped Racism here in New Zealand, used to be dumb. better now though.
2:34 idk why this always makes me burst out laughing, i think it's brett's reaction lmao
We need this song now more than ever
_”get your hand off my tail... you’ll make it dirty.”_ One of their best lines ever 😂🤣
I think Rhett and Link only picked this song because Link saw so much of himself in the Flight of the Conchords... and yes I had listened to this before I knew who Rhett and Link were.
Seeing Jemaine after watching all of Legion just hits different now
“Grumbled Albi quite racistly”
"Albus" is Latin for "white." So there's that.
My God, you're telling me Dumbledore is white?!
@@dayalasingh5853 Don't be silly, that's impossible... Dumbledore is gay.
No shit to bad blacks are racist fucks
@@toatahu2003 But not in libraries. It's illegal for gay characters to be in English libraries.
This is my favorite bed time story, puts me down every time
love this song 😂😂😂
I can't be the only one who'd love to hear Part 1 through 5
Same, but as a writer there's a part of me that just finds the "part 6" part desperately hilarious, because it's so often that you want to write a particular part of the story, but you can't because there are all these other parts that come before it. (And yeah, I've tried skipping and going back, but then I always need to do big revisions. 🙄) So there's something kind of liberating about them just being like, f*** it, I'm writing the "good part," you can use your imagination for the rest. 😂😂
In love with this song I listen to it on repeat while doing math
Lol the first 3 lines aren't even jokes but they are hilarious. In a COTTAGE cheese COTTAGE? 😂