Happy weekend! Jane steps in this week to tell us all about Assassin's Creed Origins, Luke talks Golf Story and, like the big Tolkien nerd he is, quizzes Jane on Middle Earth Shadow of War!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!! ON YUZ OXTRO, BLOODY RIPPA SHOW!!! *Cough Cough* I mean jolly good show chaps. What? Who's Aussie, I'm not an uncouth rapscallion Aussie, lies, it's all lies I tellz ya!
You guys should set up another channel for all the stuff that gets cut out for time and convience (like the Tom Bombadil chat). You can call it Outside Xcess and have it hosted by James!
I do believe his dog became Russian and not Norwegian... :/ unless Norway declared war on Russia and annexed Siberia during the time I spent watching this video...
Jane says she'd accept a Ring of Power and its corruption if she could make the world a better place...and intends to do so by controlling everyone's minds. Um...okay. I, for one, support our new Jane overlord.
It seems so odd to me hearing Luke laughing at Jane's dialogue vs Ellen laughing at literally everything. Also on a side note I'm not convinced that Jane is the evil genius everyone makes her out to be. I definitely think it's a cover up to distract us from the fact she's the sweetest person ever.
Celebrimbor believes the new ring of power can be controlled? Hey Celebrimbor, I've got some stocks in the new Jurassic Park to sell you. It will go _great_ this time.
If one drop heals and two drops kill, we can assume that an odd number of drops has a positive effect, whereas an even number of drops has a negative effect. It all depends on how many drops were in the bottle.
One drop to heal, two drops to kill, Three drops a beast, four drops adds skill Five drops makes lovers gain courage at will, Six drops makes cowards of all who lie still, Seven and one-third drops brings cash to the till, And Ultimate Power if ye drink a whole gill. Thus we see that James's mug had, oh, three or four drops added to it. And Jane is well on her way to a full half-cup.
Karan Aujla Jane talked About the first and second dosage, she took a the third level of dosage, Jane is an unstoppable war machine. HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED!!!!
Also, whilst looking up Vetinari quotes I came across this one from 'Reaper Man': "Thin, pale, and clad all in dusty black, the Patrician always put Ridcully in mind of a predatory flamingo, if you could find a flamingo that was black and had the patience of a rock."
Maybe Ellen is still planning that surprise party and that she's been waiting for Jane to bring luke to the party but got carry away with some evil schemes. Rip Ellen
The world would be a peaceful place once Jane mind controlled all the bad people into being good people. ("Bad people" being those that disobey Jane, and "good people" being those that obey Jane).There would be no more wars, everyone would be working towards the same goal, it would be Janetopia!
Could we get a special video of this... please. I just want to hear this conversation. Also, super impressive that Jane managed to make a mistake with the name and yet still get it all right.
Jane: " I would except a ring of power on the condition that I can control everyone`s minds to make bad people good again." Me: " Are you sure. I mean do u *_swear_* in Ur life??" Jane: " yes." *give the ring* *gets mind controlled instantly*
I like how quickly Jane threw Golf Story under the bus for Stardew Valley. I'm sure Golf Story is alright in it's own right but compared to Stardew Valley it's just not _up to par._
So Jane would accept a ring of power that will eventually lead to her downfall but will ultimately unite and save everyone in the world... That is one epic self sacrifice, save the world, Ozymandias style heroic answer
Jane's Sunnydale T-shirt is the exact same design I bought to wear to a funeral for my friend from school. She had cystic fibrosis and passed away at 23. She was a big fan of geeky films and tv shows, and a couple of years before she died I got back in touch with her on Facebook and mentioned that I'd not seen Buffy. She sent me all her Buffy and Angel boxsets (via her boyfriend who was valiantly running all sorts of errands for her) and I loved them and we gushed about how good they were. When she died, her closer friends arranged the funeral service on behalf of her family, and wanted it to reflect the things she loved. So they asked us to attend wearing stuff like fandom T-shirts or Minnie Mouse ears, so I got that exact Sunnydale top to celebrate my small connection with her.
Need to get more people from here over to Screen Play, I think most people who enjoy oxtra/oxbox would enjoy Screen Play, don't wanna see the new channel die like GG
Yes I Completely agree. ScreenPLAY is almost just an Australian OXBOX with the personalities of the people, the only difference is ScreenPLAY covers a bit more, is supported by a bank and has a TV show.
I was NOT expecting to have Silmarillion references when I open the video! I LOVE IT! Although "a Gandalf", aka "Istari", was better described in the Unfinished Tales than in the Silmarillion! Come on Luke!
I love it when Jane is acting in a serious manner, but you can subtly tell she is laughing/ finding it highly amusing by her eyes and the sides of her mouth. It at least means Cthulu hasn't taken her over fully yet. :') :') :')
Thanks Luke - just spent a whole 2 minutes finding out whether a saxophone is a 'horm'. Apparently it is usually categorised as a woodwind rather than brass instrument, but it is commonly part of the horns section of the orchestra. So yes, a saxophone is a horn. Great - now I can get back on with my life.
guys could, at the end of each show of the weekend, recommend one of your older videos for us to watch. For example: After you go through the comments, you would recommend “Keep talking and nobody explodes” (an oxtra classic) and give a brief synopsis of the content of the video. Right now I’m binge watching this and oxbox and it would be wonderful to watch some recommended throwback videos.
i have an idea for a potential video. games that have featured graboids in some way. graboids being the creatures from the tremors movies. so far my research has brought me to 4 games.
As a golfer who's played golf games, the actual playing golf part looks pretty solid. Plus it's nice to have some sort of story in these games as well.
About the ring of power Jane, when you'd eventually become corrupt, you'd use your mind control ability to make everyone your followers and you'd be unstoppable, thus not dying after an epic cgi battle. Unless that's what you wanted all along.
When Luke pointed at the camera and said "aaaaayy" after his paper jam pun, I realised I did exactly the same thing simultaneously. After pausing for a moment of reflection, wondering what life had come to, I resumed the video only to do EXACTLY THE SAME THING after the Toner pun...
Happy weekend! Jane steps in this week to tell us all about Assassin's Creed Origins, Luke talks Golf Story and, like the big Tolkien nerd he is, quizzes Jane on Middle Earth Shadow of War!
Go to sleep. Or maybe it's day for you. In that case, I'll just go to sleep. Don't know time zones.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!
ON YUZ OXTRO, BLOODY RIPPA SHOW!!!
*Cough Cough* I mean jolly good show chaps.
What? Who's Aussie, I'm not an uncouth rapscallion Aussie, lies, it's all lies I tellz ya!
Jane's dislike of any golf rpg talk was extremely apparent, way different affect when LOTR was brought into the picture lol
accidental advertisement spotted!!is that lipton ice tea???
Outside Xtra if boromir wouldn't die, he wouldn't be played by Sean Bean.
Dormammu- I mean Jane, I've come to bargain!
Speedy Gonzalez you’ve come to- wait, what is this illusion?
*PLEASE!!!*
......Jane wouldn't mind killing someone over-and-over for all eternity........
Comment of the Weekend
you cannot do this forever
Jane: Cure-all-elixir, one drop MAY cure but two drops brings the waking death.
*chugs vial
Random Name the potion has no effect on Jane who has built up a tolerance over the centuries
I spent the last 7 years building up an immunity to Iocaine Cure-all.
same
"Its what Tolkien would have wanted" - Damn Straight Jane.
You guys should set up another channel for all the stuff that gets cut out for time and convience (like the Tom Bombadil chat).
You can call it Outside Xcess and have it hosted by James!
Dapper Horus supports this idea
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please do this
That would be awesome! Let the people love you James.
James would be a good host, considering that he gets cut out of most videos for time and convenience.
Brilliant idea...
Introducing a new channel for printer related comedy, Outside Xerox!
Jane's speech was so inspiring, my German Spitz puppy became an adult Siberian Husky!
Guts The Undefeated Your dog is a shapeshifter. Nobody is able to become norwegian when they are german. Dun Dun Dun!
I do believe his dog became Russian and not Norwegian... :/ unless Norway declared war on Russia and annexed Siberia during the time I spent watching this video...
Well, I'll be damned.
Jane says she'd accept a Ring of Power and its corruption if she could make the world a better place...and intends to do so by controlling everyone's minds.
Um...okay. I, for one, support our new Jane overlord.
Yeah, but do you really have a choice?
I'd accept a power ring!
With blood and rage so crimso- oh you mean the other kind... my bad...
You fell for her trap
Instead of a Dark Lord, we would have a Queen!
keg504 Jane is straight up evil. Don't fall for it.
It seems so odd to me hearing Luke laughing at Jane's dialogue vs Ellen laughing at literally everything. Also on a side note I'm not convinced that Jane is the evil genius everyone makes her out to be. I definitely think it's a cover up to distract us from the fact she's the sweetest person ever.
Maybe that's what she wants you to think...
@@AFrostySn0wman I think it's several million double bluffs and she's actually the leader of a mannequin army.
She is both, great and terrible, majesty and mayhem
Jane's ring scenario is well-reasoned and amoral. True to form. :-D
A ring of power would not corrupt Jane! Jane would corrupt the ring and all it's crap ring friends
Celebrimbor believes the new ring of power can be controlled? Hey Celebrimbor, I've got some stocks in the new Jurassic Park to sell you. It will go _great_ this time.
psst - around "great", put underscores, that makes it itallic.
make mordor great again!
Homestuck Obsessor thanks. I learned something today. I used // out of habit.
Homestuck Obsessor also I watched a let's play of hive swap and am trying really hard (and failing) not to get dragged into the homestuck world
+thegoshdarned batman I assume you spared no expense?
I'm slightly concerned that Jane's elixir may also be that one that turned James into a goat...
Pretty sure it's just booze.
Caitlin RC She committ suicide,she said the second drop brings a waking death,but she downed the whole bottle!
If one drop heals and two drops kill, we can assume that an odd number of drops has a positive effect, whereas an even number of drops has a negative effect. It all depends on how many drops were in the bottle.
I don't care! Where can I buy the elixier!?
One drop to heal, two drops to kill,
Three drops a beast, four drops adds skill
Five drops makes lovers gain courage at will,
Six drops makes cowards of all who lie still,
Seven and one-third drops brings cash to the till,
And Ultimate Power if ye drink a whole gill.
Thus we see that James's mug had, oh, three or four drops added to it. And Jane is well on her way to a full half-cup.
Jane drank that cure.More than one drop..........
Jane is not a human=Confirmed.
Karan Aujla Jane talked About the first and second dosage, she took a the third level of dosage, Jane is an unstoppable war machine. HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED!!!!
Karan Aujla Jane is an eldritch abomination.
Jane is Galadriel,case closed.
An evil Galadriel that is.
So Galadriel?
JBPuffin Yuppp
Jane- 'I'd accept a ring of power on the condition I could control everyone mind '...hmmm how reasonable, can't see how that could be misused.
It's fine, she would just turn the 'bad people( those that disobey) into good people, (those that obey).
When your sleep schedule is so messed up you’re awake in the America’s to watch the Brits muck around
Spxcx / same dude
Jane would be the best all-powerful (mostly) benevolent dictator. Like Vetinari!
'Every evil tyrant has a plan to rule the world. The good people don't seem to have the knack.'
Also, whilst looking up Vetinari quotes I came across this one from 'Reaper Man':
"Thin, pale, and clad all in dusty black, the Patrician always put Ridcully in mind of a predatory flamingo, if you could find a flamingo that was black and had the patience of a rock."
Banquet42 Discworld has all the best quotes.
I wonder what is her stance on mimes...
Khanemis I'm almost certain they've touched upon that in a Hitman video...
Luke must love it that he can look right without turning his head down.
Ikr, his chiropractic bill must be obscene!
Akmal Ibrahim that was unnecessary.
22:29
"What the hell, Ellen"
What the Hellen.
Maybe Ellen is still planning that surprise party and that she's been waiting for Jane to bring luke to the party but got carry away with some evil schemes.
Rip Ellen
I imagine Ellen fell into the hole in Jane's mini putting green. She'll be fine. Just as soon as somebody hears her screams.
pssst dont tell Luke^^
+GhengisJohn never tell luke
So Jane has graduated from minions to orc soldiers. The last thing she should have is an army.
Cory Nydam I, for one, welcome the orc army of our great overlord. All hail Jane!
The world would be a peaceful place once Jane mind controlled all the bad people into being good people. ("Bad people" being those that disobey Jane, and "good people" being those that obey Jane).There would be no more wars, everyone would be working towards the same goal, it would be Janetopia!
+Jam Dev Exactly! That Orbital Death Laser/Pokestop will be built so much faster if everyone was working on it! All hail Empress Jane!
All of the hosts look at the camera, but Jane actually makes eye contact, and that makes my soul scared.
When i read the title my mind went straight to jeanne d'arc... Jane d'orc :)
Hit the Gorus:
Who let the geese out? LUKE, LUKE, LUKE, LUKE!
You can make more printer jokes. You just have to copy the old ones
Huuh all of these just went down in a blINK
INKredible work there
Somebody get the party _canon_ because _hewlett_ the dogs out! .... Ugh I hate myself...
Yes, Brother, that was a good one!
Packard it in, folks. :P
I so want the Bombadil chat please show the Bombadil chat im not allowed to speak about Tolkein anymore.
Love the text adaption of Jane's... inspired (?) speech
I'd watch Outside Bombadil.... juss sayin...
The Sneezing Picture YAY A BOJACK HORSEMAN FAN
Could we get a special video of this... please. I just want to hear this conversation. Also, super impressive that Jane managed to make a mistake with the name and yet still get it all right.
I loved bombadil as a kid. was super cut when he wasn't in the movies. and they gave some of his lines to treebeard!
Hello fellow animal headed human
Jane: " I would except a ring of power on the condition that I can control everyone`s minds to make bad people good again."
Me: " Are you sure. I mean do u *_swear_* in Ur life??"
Jane: " yes."
*give the ring*
*gets mind controlled instantly*
Jane is a Boromir fan? +10 awesomeness points
BADCompanySarge shes a sexy fun physicist who loves to play games and enjoys destruction and is astronaut trained. Awesomeness maxed out thank you.
jack247811 Awesomeness of infinity +10 still counts as bonus awesomeness.
Fair enough
More Jane! Always more Jane!
release a bloopers with the entire Bombadil chat in it
jamal afon-white Release the sniper luigi rant while they are at it
This is why I love watching you guys. Normally I'd hear a game called something Golf Story and zone out like Jane, but this looks like so much fun!
I know I say this all the damn time but... I love these channels. Every single person (Yes, you too Mike
finally finished binging all the show of the weekend videos in a week. I loved every one of them and each one made me laugh so much
Have you even read any Tolkien? The plural of Gandalf is clearly Gandalves.
Such a niche Tolkien joke... I dig it!
This joke is way too nerdy ...
For me not to give a like.
No. It's Gandalfiai
If Ellen actually is sick, get well soon, Ellen!
Hold on was the seller of the poison stuff in their D&D campaign Jane all along making sacrafices for Cathulu?
Is Luke loving printer humour now Canon? That would be ink-redible
I demand to see the Bombadil chat!
I would also 100% watch a series of you all dancing to various office supplies and other things
"I am the Destiny breaker" First time Jane says the truth
Hmmm, camera feels wonky for some reason... like the leveling is just... _off_ somehow. Oh well, I'm sure its nothing.
James stop chewing on the camera stand!!!
What are you talking about? The camera work on this episode is GOAT. Don't be such a kid.
Greg Jones Don’t butt in, stop nannying. I have it figured out now anyway. The presenter’s heads are almost level. It’s kind of freaky.
U dumb need school
I like how quickly Jane threw Golf Story under the bus for Stardew Valley. I'm sure Golf Story is alright in it's own right but compared to Stardew Valley it's just not _up to par._
*slow applause* well played, sir. Couldn't have put it putter.
Well i think its very FOREward thinking of her
GhengisJohn booooooooo!
The irony considering the Shire is one big golf joke
I love Jane and Luke so much !! Both your channels really make my day ☺️☺️
I was waiting for the Luke + Jane combo for so long. And now it's happened and I love it :D
Luke sitting next to Jane really hammers home how teeny Ellen is.
drakocarrion I love it, Ellen is cute af
dat music in the background at 10:00 giving me tears........damn so much memories............
If you look closely, you can pick up all the times Jane remembers that Luke is still talking about Golf and chimes in with a random sound.
How about a game where each level is a the different movie/TV show that Sean Bean dies and you work to keep him alive?
That would be awesome!!
Hardest, Game, Ever!
NO!
If you were a "true" gamer, you'd know that escort missions are the absolute worst thing ever invented.
It would play like a reverse Hitman.
Jon-Michael Harris nice, but it would get depressing.
So Jane would accept a ring of power that will eventually lead to her downfall but will ultimately unite and save everyone in the world... That is one epic self sacrifice, save the world, Ozymandias style heroic answer
"I want to eat an entire family" - Luke 2017
Hearing Janes emboldening battle speech one Orc goes on to become a world renowned ballet dancer, famous for his role in Troll Lake
I need to see Outside Bombadil. Ding dong a dally-o, release the tapes-o.
Always nice to see XerOXtra's show of the week!
Yay I love that Luke is talking about Golf Story! I am loving this game!
Luke is Sauron? I mean he certainly has the height
Diego Spranger his eyes don't glow though.
Jane's Sunnydale T-shirt is the exact same design I bought to wear to a funeral for my friend from school. She had cystic fibrosis and passed away at 23. She was a big fan of geeky films and tv shows, and a couple of years before she died I got back in touch with her on Facebook and mentioned that I'd not seen Buffy. She sent me all her Buffy and Angel boxsets (via her boyfriend who was valiantly running all sorts of errands for her) and I loved them and we gushed about how good they were. When she died, her closer friends arranged the funeral service on behalf of her family, and wanted it to reflect the things she loved. So they asked us to attend wearing stuff like fandom T-shirts or Minnie Mouse ears, so I got that exact Sunnydale top to celebrate my small connection with her.
"One drop may cure, but two drops brings the waking death..."
*Proceeds to chug entire bottle*
Never change, Jane. Never change. :)
Jane "I'll control all the bad people to be good people"
Jane is unity from Rick and Morty?!
Hufflepuff The Magic Dragon most people think she's bonkers, but she just thinks she's free.
all hail the dark lord chtul... erm i mean Jane, yea Jane!
Can we have a deleted scene of the Tom Bombadil chat?
We need the sniper Luigi chat first, or both for Christmas?
Banquet42 can we just have all the bits that were cut out of show of the weekends for Christmas please?
I'd be ok with that :)
Golfing the One Ring into Mt. Doom: genius!
(PS - Loved the LOTR nerd-out - my perfect cup of tea!)
Early upload! Always happy to see Luke when I first wake up though
Please do another tidbits video, we really enjoy the banter you guys have! As proof, James has convinced me that the prequels were actually... decent.
Love this channel and the other one. You guys are so entertaining.
I am thoroughly honored to have my Comment mentioned 😃
I have never been sadder to have a bit cut then their talk of Tom Bombadil. Tom Bombadil FTW!
Can we please have the full Tom Bombadil discussion as an additional video? That feels like some weirdly fantastic stuff to just skip over!
You know Luke, there actually is already a dance song called 'Printer Jam' by Mistabishi, it's pretty good
I thought Jane speech would just be one word: "KILL!"
Yeah, the classic. Burn.....Maim..... KILL THEM ALL!!! Something like that
Jane is that a Buffy shirt. Oh no what if your the one vampire she didn't slay...
Killjoy I-/ Bethesda HOLY SHIT NICHBOY!!!!
That's the first time anyone has ever noticed.
Need to get more people from here over to Screen Play, I think most people who enjoy oxtra/oxbox would enjoy Screen Play, don't wanna see the new channel die like GG
Yes I Completely agree. ScreenPLAY is almost just an Australian OXBOX with the personalities of the people, the only difference is ScreenPLAY covers a bit more, is supported by a bank and has a TV show.
Luke: there’s some sort of horn in the music.
Me: that’s called a saxophone mate.
All hail our Bright Lady, The Destiny Breaker!
Cool buffy shirt jane, been rewatching it for the first time since I was 5/6 (older sister was obsessed)
Oh bloody hell! I've only just got 'You are dead' out of my head, head, head. Grrrr
I would want to stardew valley type farming sim set in the shire
I was NOT expecting to have Silmarillion references when I open the video! I LOVE IT!
Although "a Gandalf", aka "Istari", was better described in the Unfinished Tales than in the Silmarillion! Come on Luke!
I love it when Jane is acting in a serious manner, but you can subtly tell she is laughing/ finding it highly amusing by her eyes and the sides of her mouth. It at least means Cthulu hasn't taken her over fully yet. :') :') :')
The cure is whiskey isn't it
that was a great Show ^^ thx and have a nice weekend!!
I see Jane has been inspired by the dwarf from the D&D campaign! Hopefully she won't turn a random boy to a rat..A spicy rat!
*ahem,* a spicy _clean_ rat
Thanks Luke - just spent a whole 2 minutes finding out whether a saxophone is a 'horm'. Apparently it is usually categorised as a woodwind rather than brass instrument, but it is commonly part of the horns section of the orchestra. So yes, a saxophone is a horn. Great - now I can get back on with my life.
Golf: The sport where you win by playing less Golf than the other players.
Golf cash, which is very similar to normal cash but you store it in a bunker.
YAYAYAY JANE! sad that Ellen is ill but I am happy for the Jane visit.
"Captivity" Luke free my Janes! Tear down this wall!
Given a ring of power, immediately goes to "Mind control" Proof that Jane is a templar
What?! Luke is SAURON?! I should have known! I DID NOT PASS!
guys could, at the end of each show of the weekend, recommend one of your older videos for us to watch. For example: After you go through the comments, you would recommend “Keep talking and nobody explodes” (an oxtra classic) and give a brief synopsis of the content of the video. Right now I’m binge watching this and oxbox and it would be wonderful to watch some recommended throwback videos.
i have an idea for a potential video. games that have featured graboids in some way. graboids being the creatures from the tremors movies. so far my research has brought me to 4 games.
Well guys, you got me hooked on this game. Par-thetic :')
We need an uncut version of this!!
We know that being given a ring of power--
Luke: is a mixed blessing
Jane: is rad
As a golfer who's played golf games, the actual playing golf part looks pretty solid. Plus it's nice to have some sort of story in these games as well.
About the ring of power Jane, when you'd eventually become corrupt, you'd use your mind control ability to make everyone your followers and you'd be unstoppable, thus not dying after an epic cgi battle. Unless that's what you wanted all along.
I'd be down for an unedited version of this video with all Bombadil discussion included tbh
When Luke pointed at the camera and said "aaaaayy" after his paper jam pun, I realised I did exactly the same thing simultaneously. After pausing for a moment of reflection, wondering what life had come to, I resumed the video only to do EXACTLY THE SAME THING after the Toner pun...
The mountain used for Mt. Doom does actually have a golf course around it. The more you know.
Love Andy and Luke's Orc voices! They need to do some voice acting so I can have them in my army.
Get well soon Ellen! I'm sending happy healing vibes using the power of nerdikenisis.:-)