Youtube Ads Be Like...
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- Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2021
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AMOGUS
I want mustard water
No
No
Hehend
Unskippable ads really are the worst
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Oh no had to type long sentence for chain nvm
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True
Beluga : getting a girlfriend
Fans : “what did it cost?”
Beluga : my mom
Lol
@Do you like draw? because i put the D in Raw oh, i thought they kicked you out because you're a barca fan
Thanos: 😳😳😳
@@josephfayek9255 lol
That sounds so wrong lmao
In my opinion, the lesson isn't to not trust the internet, but to not trust ads.
because they are always unrelatable to the content you're viewing
You know what's interesting? When the single ad first came up, I first thought that was Jimmy Neutron, but realized it was Sid, due to how similar they are in appearance (except for hairstyles ofc). And then later on, Jimmy joins Discord, but it's SID in the pfp. I love that multilayered connection.
I thought it was scrap trap from fnaf
Beluga proceeds to get a girlfriend, while his mom is dying.
To the person reading this: You're all that and a super-size bag of chips. I believe in you. Be happy ✨ Virtual hug loading (づ￣ ³￣)づ
My dream is to hit 13k by the end of this year, i would really appreciate. But it's totally fine if you don't want to.✨
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Yo
Beluga Give Me Heart 😭
Amongus
You copied my comment lol
"You have 5min to study a 2 hours video " Logic in cats world .
I have youtube premium so I don't care about ad's
@@surajsinghpro3034 just wait till it's over : )
@@elonnnnnnnn1111just use youtube vanced
Tbh that's pretty much how schools work irl too sooo-
@@elonnnnnnnn1111 AD BLOCKERS ARE THE BEST THEN :D
I love how the video went from his mom choking to an ad to getting a girlfriend to hecking an exam
This video says a lot about how RUclips will allow any ad on their website, regardless of scams.
and topics
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"Did u get a girlfriend?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"My mom."
literally his mom
I wanna be hated!!!
~_~
@@bobloz4150 too bad
@@AlexTheMacaronian 20 sec?
Jimmy when he meets Hecker:
"Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"
But nobody is as great as pablo
@@juveriya0984 nobody is greater than the holy goddess melony
@@jessebaker4245 who?
@@juveriya0984 nah hecker can just ban Pablo without being a mod
e
When you see a youtube ad thats silent, remember, that means the company that the created the ad got copyrighted and had to pay some money.
I genuinely love the sidequests in these videos
Evil beluga: “I don’t want a girlfriend, I want a grill friend :)”
Evil rouge: stfu and doesn't comment unfunny overused jokes
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB the hell am i supposed to read this pfp??? it's the a red background with some white weird oookin triangle. ion understand how i'm supposed to read that
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB who the hell are u and why u askin like looking ur profile
Make my way to 1000 please 🙏🏻 🥺
It's a kind request
Please 🥺 😢
@@user-um3qs3rc8i More like good rouge
Beluga and Jimmy: talking about the dark web
Beluga's mom: Quietly dying in the corner
I wanna be the most hated person in the world!!!😡😡😡
Mom : Hi. Im dying rn, pls help
@@bobloz4150 not again :/
@@coolcat9516 yes again
@@bobloz4150 you already are
Ads then: A whole cinematic video
Ads now: OmG i cant pass this level! !
I love how beluga forgots her mom's emergency but anyway love you beluga❤️
"Never use the internet"
Beluga saying that on the internet: "I'm the creator of what I'm trying to destroy." :)
@gaminghaila lol
when shiva is sus
Hecker:
Finally, a worthy opponent.
our battle will be legendary
@Dr. Dark Crystals hecker doesn't hack darknet; hecker hecks it
SO TRUE XDDDD
Me changing lives be like...
2:28 Belu-mom: +coughs+ BELUGA, WHERE ARE YOU??? +waits for Beluga+ Well, if he isn‘t here, I think I should look RUclips videos how to do crb… +waits until the ad finished+ Ohh, cool ad! Yes, I am single! +clicks ad+ +dies+
I legit one time had a 2 hour ad but they made it skippable but still imagine the pain of someone if RUclips glitches and they can skip it. (It was also only a timer counting down so that makes it even more painful)
Belu-mum: *dying*
Beluga: “ooH iM Am sINgLe”
Ads need to get suspended, imagine you get a ad on RUclips when you have a life or death situation, and imagine if the ad is longer than how much you would live if you dont fix your situation
My dad once had the whole lego movie as an ad when it first came out
“Maried?”
“But”
“I don’t have a gril friend”
“That can be arranged”
Me: *Bruh*
It means they get a friend to grill with. Like arrange a BBQ?
Ok sorry bad joke.
@Jimmy Yan Ye.
Arrange marriage
@@parthasarathisahoo5410 is this a crusader kings reference?
Lol this video jumped from anecdote inkling to the next in an even more ludicrous way than usual. Or is that just me? I thought it seemed much more random
not the fact that he totally forgot about his dying mom from the beginning of the vid
beluga: i dont have a gril friend
skittle-chan, snowie and pepper: are we a joke to you?
Beluga definitely deserves a grilled friend
@@zarkahmed3199 Moral of the story: Don't eat grilled skittles with pepper on a snowy day.
Begula has simps not gril friend
LOL
@@harrybest2041 lol wtf
It’s been 4 years and Beluga still hasn’t forgotten Belu-mom emergency
😭
Sir it has been 20 years now
sir sorry to inform you but its been 30 million years. There no such things called "cats" in the world.
@@caramelcharm8892 then what's my name :(
@@RamenLoverr Correction: There only hecker cats and blue cats in the world now. Or your from the past...
0:09 this ad is 15 seconds which is not all that long but there’s no skip button which makes it feel more like 15 minutes
0:08 was a McDonald's ad.
Imagine if someone was choking on McDonald's food and you want to give them CPR and see this ad.
How ironic!
Belu-mom: [Literally just coughs.]
Beluga: *Now this is an avengers level threat.*
shes choking.
shes dieing
@@iasked.6449 and?
@@sunlesshawaii they asked, you cant use "And?" against them
Plot twist: Jimmy is the same person who is the "hecker" .
Impossible 😂
@@mahfujurbiswas3794 you mean NOT impossible think of it… hecker is plotted to be the biggest hecker in the world so…?
@@Munir1860 big brain people 👋🏻
@@Munir1860 but hecker has RUclips channel so is to much public he gunna get cot
@@getnerd6143 yeah for what he create a fake acc
I love how there's a picture of Bob on the quiz website. Church of the SubGenius fans know what's up.
I almost got a heart attack when I saw a 4 hour ad in thumbnail...😂😂
✅
Oh no! You got a heart attack! Quick, watch this video that shows you how to do CPR. But, there is a 4 hour ad!💀💀💀
I hope Begula..I mean.. Beluga hasn't forgotten about his mom's emergency lol
im sure she is fine..
@@Beluga1 ok
@@Beluga1 Oki
@@Beluga1 ooh hi beluga
@@Beluga1 ok
Belumom: having a heart attack, seizure and stroke at the same time
Begula: am I single?
Ad kills
"Are u single try again be honest" apparently everyone is single in belugas world
That ending quote should be “Never reject RUclips premium recommendation”
Walt at 3:34 AM: “You have five minutes to study”
Also Walt at 3:34 AM: *EXAM TIME*
Yes point to be noted😂
Well it was about quantum physics
Also the video takes way more than 5 minutes
I once had a dream that we were writing an exam at 3am so everyone tried to keep each other awake
Beluga: what can the dark web do?
Jimmy: yes
Beluga: can you teach me how to do cpr?
Jimmy: uhhhhhhhh
Hello there
Wow Obi-Wan! I never thought I’d see you on here
@@terencedavids bruh, I jave several top comments on the channel
General kenobi You are a bold one
How to use the dark web?
As a person who has ads on RUclips, I can confirm this is what really happens
Skippable ads can get RUclipsrs demonetised because users can skip the ads and that doesn’t get the RUclips creators any money. Not even 1 penny.
Beluga: never use the internet
Also Beluga: **posts this on the internet**
lol
Belu-Mom: *son, help me quick!*
Beluga: *need to get a grill friend first*
Me: i- what?
I hope whoever is reading this has a good day 💓
read my n ame
@@caniget50subsfromonlycomme86 Bot
@@mariaguzman532 no I'm not
@@caniget50subsfromonlycomme86 Why You Say read My name?
@@mariaguzman532 because my other yt got deleted.
I had 2k. Now I'm tryna get it back...
the fact someone put an ad on a cpr video.. truly scares me
When you’re trying to watch a video and two 15 second ads show up that are un skippable
Beluga: generating a girlfriend
Me: did he forgot to help his mom and what bout cpr
*👁👄👁 careless beluga*
Wtf is cpr
@@anamelessmonster2300 Cardiopulmonary resuscitation
@@andreacasciana oh, thanks
@@anamelessmonster2300 cpr is helping someone with breathing 😌😌
r/wooosh
Beluga: has problems with ads
Adblocker: *Reality can be whatever I want*
Also every website: Seems like you are using adblocker, disable to continue
What’s adblocker?
@@mateuszsikora588 how do u get it?
@@HandsOnWorship you just search for it and get it..
@@HandsOnWorship it makes it so all ads dissapeae
He once showed me a 15-second ad that can't be skipped
Sometimes the Ads are longer than the video itself lol
I got a 20 second ad for a 3 second video.
In this week’s episode, Belu-mom is dead and Hecker has been replaced.
Where is heker :c
Girlfriend generator
first to reply dis guy
@@mythicplayzroblox7821 who cares when youre first lmfao
s
You know you're bad when even if you are verified you still get zero to no likes AT ALL
@@BataiWuzza Yk you’re sad when you care about likes in a beluga comment section.
10 hour advertisements:
5 hour advertisements:
2 hour advertisements:
30 minute advertisements:
5 second advertisements: living hell that feels like centuries
this vid went from saving ur mom to being single to exams to losing ur money and then quantum mechanics
"Surprise exam!!"
"But it's 3AM!!!"
"Don't care"
Walt is too OP lmao
Have you seen the man's forehead? LMAO!
Walt has an Alien inside his Head Controlling him, :)
@@jimmy8084 JIMMY WHAT!!!!!?????????????!!!!!????
@@nightcordkaito you have made me happy
Me: **searching up how to do cpr to save someone**
**Gets an unskippable add**
WHYYYY
Imagine that in a life of dead situation
RUclips Vanced heheh
Ads should be removed from emergency videos
I wanna be the most hated person in the world!!!😡😡😡
@@gremlin_22 yt doesnt care. They want their fat check from inappropriate game ad and scammer site
youtube life hack: if there is an unskippable ad and you are extremely impatient then you can click the little i and press stop seeing this ad. this doesn’t work for every ad
When you have a long ad that you can’t skip. I hate that one time
Beluga's last advice: "Never use the internet"
*WHOSE TIMING IS WORSE ??*
Beluga: *notices an ad asking if you are single*
Belu-mom: *literally dying*
I love how it went to his mom almost dying to the dark web then an exam
Legends say beluga mom is still coughing
I'm surprised how everyone calls Beluga "Begula".
i think it will become his channel name at this point
Because hecker calls him begula
I hadn't even noticed lol
I wanna be the most hated person in the world!!!😡😡😡
It's just the way Begula is
How to do CPR
1. Watch a 40 minutes ad without skipping.
2.
*ok*
oof the 30 min ads are brutal
Shut
Dabo Life
=
Dumb Life
😂
Reeee
speaking of ads, I got a 15 second un-skippable ad and I regretted it
I just watched a thirty second ad to watch more ads
Meanwhile:
Mr Hecker: “am I a joke to you?”
Could've asked Hecker for help in exam or skittle
I love how beluga purposely spells stuff wrong and gets up at 3 am just for the comedy.
Ya
Or he just changes the time in settings?
in discord everyone spell everything wrong and grammer means nothing in discord
@@zorachier2765 also everyone is up at 3am
he gets up to film a lucid dreaming video
I had a unskipable ad before I could watch this
I loved how the teacher Walt have given 5 minutes to study but the video was 22 minutes long
Plot twist: Jimmy was actually hecker in disguise
bruh dont trust this 100k help me get subs guy
Same
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB im sorry- i- i- i did... but like uhhhh what did beluga teach us in this video....? dont use le internet uwu
@@sethi9917 bruh its Sid from toy story🤣
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB go away bot
Beluga's mum: **Dying**
Beluga: Literally does everything but save her XD
0:13 the ads goes off I laughed so hard
legend says beluga's mum is still coughing
When you get an ad before clicking on the video
Ok
Imagine Getting a Heart From Beluga 🔥
@@Zaid.Masood keep imagining
To the person reading this: You're all that and a super-size bag of chips. I believe in you. Be happy ✨ Virtual hug loading (づ￣ ³￣)づ
My dream is to hit 13k by the end of this year, i would really appreciate. But it's totally fine if you don't want to.✨
that’s literally what happened to me
Beluga: im smart
Also Beluga: *has a 75% chance of dropping a spelling mistake when he says anything on discord*
That's intentional to stand out
I would like you to build a case:
Beluga "ruled to" have a new book _The Martian_ and _Arabian Nights_ , but when he views on RUclips, "Heaven of games" ad exist (That's a lie). Beluga accept the ad and immediately get to huge Casino where he trades very big money and *ALWAYS WIN* (Similar to dark web, can do *anything* ). But Beluga Mom hit him back to buying on Tiki (Yes), but the ad "Heaven of games" exist again. Beluga decided to use dark web storage to _hack_ the books, and they exist, but with a GameCube. Beluga plays games only since then, and *ALL OF HIS RELATIONSHIPS* are rushed to ambiguity
I like how his mom is dying but he's getting so distracted
Billie Eilish: I'm the bad guy
RUclips: I'm the ad guy
Belu-Mom: *coughing to death*
Beluga: sounds like a great time to get a girlfriend!!!
Me:clicking this video
RUclips:hmmmmm ads huh? Lets give her an ad before the video
I got an unskippable ad trying to watch this video
The thing I don't understand is how brilliant our beluga is . He makes different videos and has many ideas on his mind😉
hinestly tho 😭
He is brillaant
He is a so brilliant and sweet 🐱
Yes he is brilliant
agree
Who starts choking to death at 3 in the morning?
Belu-mom: Oh boy 3am!
All:*talk about the video*
Me: this ad is in spanish
@beluga makes everyone laugh 😊 once I had a reeeeeeeeeeeealy bad day and then I watched a beluga video, it made me happy and made me laugh
Jimmy seems like the type of person to find toys, torture them and disassemble them and put them back together
Imagine losing your mom because of a Mcdonalds AD 😂
Someone who lost there mom to McDonald’s ad: HAHAH- But no at the end of the day it’s not funny it’s serious ;-;
@@StrawB3rrySh0rtCak3 yeah, True
A spanish McDonald's ad
Some beluga things bruh 😆 lol
@@noteli8010 lol
Bruh is nobody gonna talk about how beluga completely forgot his mom dying?
1:05 "maried" and "gril friend"... 😆😂
THIS MAN MAKES GOOD CONTENT I EVER WATCHED AND MAKED ME LAUGH ABOUT “are you single” AD, Jimmy made the perfect ad for men!
made
HIHI :D
@@jimmy8084 hi
@@honami_number_1_fan yw and thank you.
@@jimmy8084 hi
Belu-Mom: I'm dying *coughs*
Meanwhile
Beluga: *I don't have a gril friend*
MOOD:)
I like that Beluga has no ads.
Congrats on 8 mill
Beluga: **Suffering in ads**
*RUclips Premium: I'm the savior, i'm here to save you!*
Bills: SIKE!
RUclips Premium: We will just take $999999999999999999999999999999.99
Ok
I'm yt premium lol-
YT premium is expensive tho
belumom: dies
youtube: +$3.00
youtube: that is... acceptable
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current subs: 67
@@RunTheProgram cap lol
RUclips ad is 15 minutes long!!!!
OMG! Beluga left the thought of Saving belu-mom.. as soon as he said”ooo :)” I was like: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️😂
The dark side of the web is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural