How to Talk Minnesotan - The Minnesota Long Goodbye

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @pccajun5836
    @pccajun5836 2 года назад +44

    Notice at 0:56 that the guest eats crumbs, rather than taking the last bar. Completely accurate Midwestern behavior.

  • @pwbmd
    @pwbmd 2 года назад +29

    You missed the end, where they’re like “God, they finally f*cking left!”

    • @liukang85
      @liukang85 Месяц назад

      😂😂 I was hoping for this in the end

  • @nolanmartin4813
    @nolanmartin4813 6 лет назад +168

    As a kid my mom would pick me up from friends houses and play dates. And we always knew you had another 45 minutes to a good hour or so of extra gaming time. The Minnesota goodbye is real people!

    • @rockstarn77
      @rockstarn77 Год назад +2

      Lmao! That's exactly what my kids say about me now!!

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 6 лет назад +114

    As a Norwegian, this hits frighteningly close to home.

    • @erich9177
      @erich9177 4 года назад +7

      Yes, this is exactly like visiting the family in Vestlandet.

    • @TheArrowedKnee
      @TheArrowedKnee 2 года назад +3

      @@erich9177 Fuck, as someone from Vestlandet, this is EXACTLY what happens every single time

    • @mindhackz
      @mindhackz Год назад +6

      There’s a reason they’re called the Minnesota Vikings. It’s all norwegian lineage

    • @yaboi5047
      @yaboi5047 3 месяца назад +1

      Awesome , while we have you here tell us about Norwegian taco salad?

    • @ze_rubenator
      @ze_rubenator 3 месяца назад

      @@yaboi5047 100% American invention. We don't have that here.

  • @gritchesthemonster4396
    @gritchesthemonster4396 7 лет назад +194

    To be clear, this is quite accurate of older Minnesotans, though it does appear in a milder form among younger people where leaving might take 15 minutes-1 hour

    • @moongirl1361
      @moongirl1361 6 лет назад +12

      Gritches the Monster my husband is 31... it takes 5 hours most the time. Lmao

    • @deawinter
      @deawinter 3 года назад +11

      yeah I’m friends with a bunch of 20-30 Minnesotans and it’s still AT LEAST a 45 minute - 2 hour process even for the Youths. We are trying to make it shorter but it’s against our nature

    • @inuchan74
      @inuchan74 Год назад +3

      If someone leaves within 15 minutes it's weird and feels abrupt lol

  • @Nictator42
    @Nictator42 8 лет назад +449

    As a Minnesotan, this is painfully accurate.

  • @Pondue_At_Large
    @Pondue_At_Large 4 года назад +86

    Minnesotan: "Well .. I s'pose .."
    (translation: Time to leave.)
    This phrase is intended to expedite your exit. However, be prepared to stay another 15-45 minutes.

    • @lillyannek2577
      @lillyannek2577 4 года назад +2

      @T Tribby.... Hahahahahah, SO very true!!!!!!! 😂😂🤣😂😂

    • @cherie7725
      @cherie7725 2 года назад +1

      In Southern, it's "I better let you go"

  • @soojmathur8160
    @soojmathur8160 4 года назад +62

    I always come back and watch this once in awhile. I think the funniest thing is that it's not just Native Minnesotans. My Parents moved here from India in the 70' and adopted doing this in that time.

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 5 месяцев назад

      Why did they move to the United States?

    • @liukang85
      @liukang85 Месяц назад

      ​@@Duvmastawhy are you so nosy?

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta Месяц назад

      @ I’m just curious

  • @nohillforahighstepper
    @nohillforahighstepper 2 года назад +9

    And in the winter, you knew you were about a 1/2 hour from leaving when the guys went out to warm up the cars.

  • @SarahFanSocks
    @SarahFanSocks 3 года назад +15

    In Michigan:
    Slap both knees, prepare to stand up, and say, "Whelp..." Exhale sharply. "I guess it's about that time."

  • @jacobbrownrigg6074
    @jacobbrownrigg6074 7 лет назад +91

    I am a Minnesotan and this kills me because of how this always happens.

  • @MatthewThomasLange
    @MatthewThomasLange 7 лет назад +162

    Growing up in Wisconsin in a largely German-American family was much like this as well! I lost it when the departing guests were given a huge grocery bag full of various foods. So true. Rarely was a "visit" concluded without some insistence by the host that the guests take some sort of food with them.

    • @IrisAsuras
      @IrisAsuras 7 лет назад +14

      Yep, we do that in Minnesota. "Care packages" especially if you didn't eat enough while visiting.

    • @wolfen26
      @wolfen26 7 лет назад +11

      Yep, this is accurate. Walked away from my folks house with 3 big bowls of frozen home made chili the other day. The long goodbye started a couple hours earlier.

    • @Pondue_At_Large
      @Pondue_At_Large 4 года назад +4

      Don't leave yet! You gotta take some frozen venison & walleye, and let me get a jar of homemade maple syrup from the basement..

  • @Mackenzie_neu
    @Mackenzie_neu 7 лет назад +194

    I wish I could say this was a lie but my family will say they want to leave at 7 and don't actually get into their car till 10

  • @nsxdarin
    @nsxdarin 5 лет назад +19

    in MN you aren't truly leaving until you stand up. you must stand up or you'll be stuck for hours.

  • @JackFlakne
    @JackFlakne 2 года назад +9

    I will always recall how in the mid-70s in Minnesota, a cup of coffee was a unit of time. As I was climbing into the rear-facing seat in the back of the station wagon, my dad would say, "I'm just gonna stay for another cup of coffee." I'd sit there for what seemed like hours, waiting for him to come out. The opposite of the long goodbye is the line leaving church, where everybody tries to hurriedly get out of there without being impolite, while at the same time not miss the start of the Vikings.

  • @tf2whackyengineer
    @tf2whackyengineer 7 лет назад +67

    I'm a southerner, but this makes me wish I knew somebody in Minnesota who I could visit. Although we don't perform the ritual the same way, I like ot think that we are kindred spirits.

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 2 года назад

      Need a dispenser here

    • @Daveyjdigital
      @Daveyjdigital 2 года назад

      It’s not ritual it’s just how it is somehow

  • @grineedahobob
    @grineedahobob 6 лет назад +11

    Omigosh... I was born in California but my family is from Minnesota and this was just like every visit I've had with them! Not that I'd want you to think I didn't enjoy it.

  • @happydays3678
    @happydays3678 2 года назад +6

    This is old fashioned country style behaviour, all over the world I expect. Love your humour, makes me want to visit you from across the pond in England. It was always like this when I was growing up, and still is with close friends and family...right down to waving and tooting when finally parting. 🤗❤

  • @lineaalba4035
    @lineaalba4035 4 года назад +3

    "The long goodbyes" of my younger years, oh what wonderful memories from Minneapolis.

  • @Feelersfeels
    @Feelersfeels 7 лет назад +119

    wow, Minnesotans seem like the sweetest people.

    • @yognut72
      @yognut72 7 лет назад +59

      the canadians of the US

    • @IsaacCoverstone
      @IsaacCoverstone 7 лет назад +9

      Ensec which makes sense, considering they share a border. Probably could be considered the same ethnic group.

    • @nathanbuerkle6719
      @nathanbuerkle6719 7 лет назад

      Ariel Sanchez Ha! That's funny

    • @nathanbuerkle6719
      @nathanbuerkle6719 7 лет назад +1

      Ensec correct

    • @BKSF1
      @BKSF1 7 лет назад +18

      it's nice the first couple of times but when you're on visit 500 it gets old. you still have to do it though even though the guests don't want to be there and the hosts aren't happy either, because that's the way she goes and you better not miss one of the steps or you will *never* be invited again

  • @kewkabe
    @kewkabe 7 лет назад +23

    The best bars I knew from growing up in Minnesota were the Mississippi mud bars -- chocolate fudge on top of a peanut-butter fudge. When you had to bring a dish to some event you'd either bring bars, or if you had to bring a hot dish you'd bring a casserole.

  • @smeltedcheese
    @smeltedcheese 8 лет назад +206

    Norwegian taco salad lol

  • @fredrichl
    @fredrichl 6 лет назад +61

    It's a scandinavian thing. And the it's even lengthier far up north. When i was a kid my parents and grandparents used to take on a roadtrip to meet distant relatives up north. And they basically had to start warming up to leave days before doing so, doing round after round being persuaded to eat more, sleep over, check out something in the house or on the property, or being told old rehashed tales about who, why anad when someone, or their grandparents did something stupid or unacceptable, and why it just cant be forgiven three generations later.
    You get so marinated in coffee, cookies, food, buns, subtle gossip "Oh you know, they just did x, it really doesn't seem sensible you know" (Which equals they done fucked up, and should be shunned for a couple of generations) till you actually feel like going into the woods just to be alone. That seems strangely socially acceptable; Fishing and hunting is always a good excuse. That and servicing the chainsaw.

    • @fredrichl
      @fredrichl 6 лет назад +5

      And i'm a Swede, and live in Sweden, and this is soooo familiar.

    • @generationallyadjacent4283
      @generationallyadjacent4283 5 лет назад +6

      lol my family is pretty much 100% German and the family feuds are ridiculous. I have a few aunts and uncles that won’t talk to us because we didn’t ask them to put in new windows when we remodeled 🙄

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 5 месяцев назад

      How is it a Scandinavian thing?

  • @IrisAsuras
    @IrisAsuras 7 лет назад +17

    This is so real. I am a Minnesotan and yes I sound like it too often enough.

  • @ahtech1990
    @ahtech1990 2 года назад +1

    The way this is shot is brilliant, and adds to the humor. I fucking love this.

  • @MattB619
    @MattB619 6 лет назад +25

    I wouldn't trade our culture for the world.

  • @flipngrip
    @flipngrip 6 лет назад +13

    I am almost 40 and now realize why I usually honk the horn when I leave anyone’s house and I know live in Missouri- no one gets it

  • @oliversoderberg299
    @oliversoderberg299 5 лет назад +5

    We ALWAYS tooted on the horn from a long goodbye in mahtowa mn at my grandmas farm !

  • @Thuase
    @Thuase 2 года назад +3

    Makes me thankful that the Michigan goodbye is only half as long as the Minnesota one

  • @FreckleFoxShow
    @FreckleFoxShow 4 года назад +9

    Who else likes the long goodbye? Maybe I just love hanging with my family and going home with Tupperware and canned vegetables. Also it always seems the conversation gets better later at night round a bon fire or on a midnight walk.

    • @wolfen26
      @wolfen26 3 года назад +1

      Especially if family makes sweet treats like cookies or pies.

  • @marcschultz9997
    @marcschultz9997 5 лет назад +28

    Did they leave out the part where they take a picture together? Preferably making everyone get out of the car.

  • @koselig402
    @koselig402 6 лет назад +3

    every family get together is like this, ugh painfully true

  • @alexlemke1209
    @alexlemke1209 8 лет назад +40

    the guy in the black shirt is my English teacher hahah

  • @ZachVanHarrisJR
    @ZachVanHarrisJR 7 лет назад +17

    This is fantastic!! I'm in South Dakota and visit Minnesota a lot, this is spot on how it is out here lmao!!

  • @kmj2000
    @kmj2000 5 лет назад +3

    At 0:57 he doesn't take the last bar, just a small piece of it. SO MINNESOTAN.

  • @dootqoot7485
    @dootqoot7485 2 года назад +1

    Michigander checking in to say traditions remain! I wave to my mimi about 7 times as im backing out and driving away.

  • @sogood4u489
    @sogood4u489 3 года назад +2

    I'd hate to see it go to waste.

  • @NoraS-K
    @NoraS-K 3 года назад +1

    As a kid, and even now, I wave goodbye until they are out of my sight. I didn't know that was a minnesotan thing. But makes sense since I live here.

  • @zenfan1098
    @zenfan1098 4 года назад +5

    Always happens to me when I visit friends and fam.
    Annoying, for me I have to tell people I'm exhausted to get them to leave my house, sometimes I've actually went to bed and they still stick around 😰

    • @kyrashrake5656
      @kyrashrake5656 3 года назад +1

      Only ok if they lock your door on the way out. I've even had a friend take my dog out/bring her back in before leaving when I'd fallen asleep.

  • @lavenderdryad2443
    @lavenderdryad2443 5 лет назад +7

    this is exactly how my family is. i and my friends are even like this but to a much smaller extent that feels more natural to me but that im sure would still be obnoxious to non-minnesotans..

  • @RogueAgent007
    @RogueAgent007 6 лет назад +1

    I need more of this in my life. I need the other Lessons.

  • @RSRemington
    @RSRemington 7 лет назад +12

    This is so accurate when we have family come over... hahaha

  • @embe1
    @embe1 5 лет назад +5

    Kenyan here. Its exactly the same here with the older generation. Drives me insane.

  • @keithterrill2303
    @keithterrill2303 6 лет назад +7

    My daughter wondered if we too are from Minnesota. Well, we do have a bit of Swedish blood in our genes, so maybe this is more of a Swede Long Goodbye.

  • @annepanetti353
    @annepanetti353 6 лет назад +4

    This is super funny and true 😂☃ it takes my brother an hour to leave any place he visits.

  • @wayne909
    @wayne909 4 года назад +3

    This naturally happens. I didn't learn it from anyone. I didn't even know this a thing until I made friends from other states that moved to Minnesota and complained about me doing this when leaving places

  • @AshleyLebedev
    @AshleyLebedev 5 лет назад +2

    Beyond accurate, painfully so. 🙏🏻

  • @emmaarts6596
    @emmaarts6596 6 лет назад +8

    why is this so accurate lol

  • @azelo00
    @azelo00 7 лет назад +22

    is the two toots of the horn a minnesota thing, I thought everyone did that O.O

    • @dereksmith6318
      @dereksmith6318 7 лет назад +4

      MN thing I think that it's 1 is an accidental toot and 3 is obnoxious. It's MN for Bye-Bye

    • @FennecTECH
      @FennecTECH 5 лет назад +4

      My family always did the Doot do do doot doot. Without the doot doot on the end and it always got me so flustered.

    • @Cheezdealer
      @Cheezdealer 5 лет назад +2

      @@dereksmith6318 And not too quickly in succession either, the video got it perfect. About a half a second in between

  • @AlienWebguy
    @AlienWebguy 5 лет назад +4

    "Did we do something wrong?"

  • @sogood4u489
    @sogood4u489 3 года назад +1

    You know he never gave my tupperware back.

  • @UndercoverFamtastic5
    @UndercoverFamtastic5 4 года назад +1

    some times i like to give this video series to new friends that are not minnesotan.... so they can understand me LOL

  • @richardanae8117
    @richardanae8117 4 года назад +3

    Lol as a Samoan, this is painfully accurate.

  • @Jack_______oh
    @Jack_______oh Год назад

    2:59 is always my favorite moment

    • @nick40320
      @nick40320 Год назад

      0:55 is mine. There is just one bar left and nobody wants to be the person to take the last one so they break off a little piece. 😂

  • @FlavorLab
    @FlavorLab 7 лет назад +19

    hahahaha Norwegian Taco salad

    • @stephsviolin
      @stephsviolin 7 лет назад +5

      Minnesotan Norwegian taco salad has French dressing on it, for reasons no one quite understands.

  • @johnbates1694
    @johnbates1694 3 года назад

    The guy in the green jacket was my Contemporary English teacher in highschool.

  • @jeanetteeastman1638
    @jeanetteeastman1638 2 года назад

    Cracks me up every time - so true!

  • @X-OR_
    @X-OR_ 18 дней назад

    This is why I have the Car packed and ready to go before I bring up that I'm Leaving Nothing else to delay the escape....

  • @TheWonderfulWino
    @TheWonderfulWino 8 лет назад +18

    Are those rice crispy treats?? I like rice crispy treats.

  • @Sunnytales
    @Sunnytales 4 года назад

    as somone who lived in minnesota all my life this is accurate for older minnesotans

  • @generationallyadjacent4283
    @generationallyadjacent4283 5 лет назад +1

    We watched this in my Minnesota heritage class lol

  • @KurdishHeritage
    @KurdishHeritage 3 года назад

    It's the same with Kurds! How funny.

  • @leahrnovak
    @leahrnovak Год назад

    More accurate than you know. I've had all of these happen to me. Even spending the night. A hack is to have a dog at home so you can claim that you need to get going to take care of them. Or make sure people know that you aren't comfortable driving at night so you have to leave well before dark.

  • @sogood4u489
    @sogood4u489 3 года назад +1

    If you don't take it it's going to waste

  • @Mark-sy2bx
    @Mark-sy2bx 2 года назад

    Instead of the Minnesota Long Goodbye my family jokes about the (family name) Long Goodbye.

  • @ashleylange6628
    @ashleylange6628 Месяц назад

    Norwegian Taco Salad - I have so many questions.

  • @johnskogman5623
    @johnskogman5623 7 лет назад +1

    I always stayed the night. slept with the host. Ahhh, memories.

  • @TheFly212
    @TheFly212 4 года назад +1

    For all you people born after say... 1985. Johnny Carson is like Markiplier+Jake Paul but talented and funny.

  • @sogood4u489
    @sogood4u489 3 года назад +1

    Well I'll need my tupperware back.

  • @TheTishy44
    @TheTishy44 Год назад

    OMG this is so true. I learned not to say goodbye, I would just sneak out.

  • @JasonSetley
    @JasonSetley 4 года назад +1

    Yep Minnesotan right here this is pretty accurate

  • @cowboy5105
    @cowboy5105 7 лет назад +27

    After years of MN family get together's I learned its just better to ghost.

  • @UniteForgetLeftRight
    @UniteForgetLeftRight 6 лет назад +12

    My native Minnesota wife does this and it's probably the only characteristic I genuinely hate about her.

  • @sogood4u489
    @sogood4u489 3 года назад +1

    Well you got to take the left overs in a baggy.

  • @onlymans165
    @onlymans165 3 года назад

    Ah yes, my uncle had the vhs with this on it

  • @TheLordGrundy
    @TheLordGrundy 7 лет назад +5

    Norwegian Taco Salad

  • @Bob-jm8kl
    @Bob-jm8kl 4 года назад

    I'm not like this. Once I have my shoes, hoodie, hat, coat, and gloves on...and know where my keys and phone are...and given a round of hugs...I'm right out the door. I have a friend where goodbye lasts many hours.

  • @adm2204
    @adm2204 7 лет назад +3

    "That old green Merc"
    BUT ITS A LINCOLN
    Or am I missing something?

    • @lamesauce3472
      @lamesauce3472 6 лет назад

      Lincoln and Mercury are the same.

    • @ibcbasketball6606
      @ibcbasketball6606 5 лет назад +1

      Really old comment, but just thought I'd throw my 2 cents in. The car is a 1980 Mercury Marquis. Here's a link to a picture: i.pinimg.com/originals/50/6b/99/506b996f5055a095d8cd07f3e1dce32c.jpg
      The Marquis was Mercury's entry-level full-size car, a step below the Gran Marquis. If you were buying the car new, you had two engines to choose from: the ubiquitous "5-OH" 302 V8, or the 351. The base transmission option was a C4 3-speed auto. For a little more money, the buyer could opt for the new AOD automatic transmission, which was a 3-speed with automatic overdrive.
      As to why some Mercury's have the Lincoln hood ornament, I have no clue.

  • @thevikingwarrior11
    @thevikingwarrior11 8 лет назад +10

    What year did this come out?

    • @debsweeney9249
      @debsweeney9249 8 лет назад +2

      Book came out in 1987, not sure about the video.

    • @h8potus972
      @h8potus972 8 лет назад +6

      Came out in Feb. 2023.

    • @mattegeniet
      @mattegeniet 8 лет назад +12

      I think the video is from 1993

    • @h8potus972
      @h8potus972 8 лет назад

      ta

  • @spicytunaman3172
    @spicytunaman3172 6 лет назад +1

    Haha, ouch😝 this is so so soooo accurate it hurts😴

  • @cowboy5105
    @cowboy5105 6 лет назад

    1:16 best part LOL

  • @onee
    @onee 5 лет назад +2

    The British Long Goodbye (Brexit).

  • @omarsanchez9885
    @omarsanchez9885 4 года назад +1

    Lol I'm Mexican and I always have this experience with white folks from Minnesota 😆

  • @TCord1964
    @TCord1964 4 года назад

    It's funny because it's TRUE!

  • @theresam567
    @theresam567 3 года назад

    It's not just a Minnesota thing. Lol.

  • @SteveEdward_
    @SteveEdward_ 7 лет назад

    ND is like this too, lol.

  • @patriot1294
    @patriot1294 4 года назад

    No it goes like this. Minnesota Nice= be nice to your face, then talk shit behind your back later. Passive aggressive.

  • @bradr1913
    @bradr1913 4 года назад

    Because of these long goodbyes. We just throw you out now. Its get out time for you to go.

  • @fatemeh.beauty
    @fatemeh.beauty 2 года назад

    It's exactly like Iranian people cultural

  • @Son1UPTu
    @Son1UPTu 4 года назад

    I’m from MN. Lol

  • @sogood4u489
    @sogood4u489 3 года назад

    How about my tupperware I gave you?

  • @TimRobertsen
    @TimRobertsen 2 года назад

    This is so norwegian!

  • @SLAGLE9
    @SLAGLE9 8 месяцев назад

    Anyone else annoyed how Charlie Berens takes Minnesotan' stereotypes and spins it off as "Midwest"? I'm a northern Minnesotan currently living in southeastern Wisconsin (where Berens is from) and the culture couldn't be more different. Just a food for thought...

  • @JackpineGandy
    @JackpineGandy 3 года назад

    ja, well...dis iss perfect, den

  • @Glopdemon
    @Glopdemon 7 лет назад +1

    brutal

  • @misslizzie8480
    @misslizzie8480 2 года назад

    Ohio has a version of this as well!

  • @pattimcloughlin724
    @pattimcloughlin724 7 лет назад +1

    norwegian taco salad : )

  • @recepgur5006
    @recepgur5006 3 года назад

    Türk kültürü bu

  • @bruh7369
    @bruh7369 2 года назад

    NORWEGIAN TACO SALAD
    SANTA MARIA TEX MEX JAJAJAJAJA

  • @KRwegasira
    @KRwegasira 3 года назад

    This is so much like how it is in Africa. 😂🤣