While in the Borg game it’s fun to select the wrong choices to see John De Lancie go hogwild, I love how in the Klingon game allows all the actors multiple opportunities to demean you.
51:35 - There's a second missing scene here. You can choose to take the knife and die for it. Gowron then informs you that by picking up a weapon, you turned the challenge into a battle to the death.
I own this. I bought it when it was released. I could never get past the bomb. You only had three tries and then the disc started completely over. It was bullshit. Seeing it now, I NEVER would have gotten it: pressing blue three times in a row. Maybe if I had called the 1-900 number and paid $1.99 a minute, I could have learned it. It makes me happy to finally see the end of this game. Thank you very much!
When I was 10, there was a game, "Star Trek: 20th Anniversary" on DOS. (Yeah, this goes *way* back!) I couldn't get past some parts, so I called their hintline. Three weeks later, the phone bill came in. $80. I had spent most of the winter working off that debt.
1:30:40 Probably the most brutal consequence for making a wrong choice... where it literally sends back and you have to play most of the game again as a result.
Right decisions: Klingon gifts: Accept the gifts Tensions between K'Tar and Vok: Do nothing Klingon dinner: Select the gaGh Surprise Romulan Assassin probe gift: Do nothing Funeral Rites after Torghn sacrifices himself: Perform the rites yourself Blood oath: Cut your hand on DakTagh Klingon painsticks: Go forward Go with Gowron: Right hand accepts the offer When asked to help prime the node: Do nothing Who's station to take: Get the elderly klingon before he leaves view Dice game: Right hand Fight over meal: Punch the klingon After the klingon opera tribute: Break the chair Interrogate the bartender: Serve the nektai Capture the Pakleds: Drop the shields (bottom left) engage tractor beam (upper mid right) Find the traitor: Punish the one on the left Disarm Mesca and Allira's bomb: Green, blue, blue, blue, yellow Who really ordered the hit on Gowron which Torghn saved his friend from?: Qua'lon Pok vs. Qua''lon: Bat'leth
Captain's Log : Stardate 80422.19 I started watching the video in the intent of finding out the placement of this game in the Star Trek timeline I am working on. However, it soon became apparent that, in order to understand the story fully, I would require the assistance of a more seasoned Trekkie. One of those who, if the stories are to be believed, actually understand (and even speak) the Klingon Langage. My only hope now is to leave this comment (on a video which receives an average of 20 comments *per year*) and -wait- hope for an answer...
Captain's Log : Stardate 90101.01 It has been 8 standard months since my last entry. However, in the intervening time (and to my own surprise) the Star Wars fan in me has resurfaced and my timeline project for Star Trek is not looking like it is going to make progress any time soon. If there's anyone out there who speaks Klingon, a translation of this video would still be appreciated (eventually).
Gowron.... was the BEST klingon out out of ANYONE. Christopher Lloyd did a kick ass job but Gowron..... pulled so much more "character" out of his "character" that nobody else could touch. That touch of "crazy" that wasn't "crazy"... they are ALL "crazy" but his crazy was one of those that you would be afraid to go to sleep at at night if his ship was even in the same quadrant because he "might" get the urge to "sneak" on YOUR ship and watch you sleep till you woke up and SEEN him watching you just before your DEAD! lol. His eyes say just as much as his mouth does.... the guy was just above and beyond. This was my favorite out of a the "movie games" they did... And I remember it came with a awesome "bonus" too..,. along with the game.... It was one of the first early versions of "speech recognition" and you learned "Klingon Language" using it. When you say the word or phrase in the mic it would rate your accuracy..... was some neat shit that was ahead of its time.... they had it on that game before I ever seen a voice recognition... even a shitty one show up as an application. Man.... I totally Miss STAR TREK.... because the shit they are putting out now..... is NOT Star Trek anymore... Rodenberry would roll over in his GRAVE if he seen what they have done to his "vision" that he always "upgraded" through the years but never strayed from the "Star Trek" ideology and vision he had for it.... Soon as he died..... it turned into just another action/drama/shoot shit up flicks that everyone ELSE always does.... I think the woman's voice is actually his wife.... she played as the "computer voice" for most.... if not all them.
GaTH’k (‘An ode of respect’) ‘Ler’at, House of Tignar. Warrior Son. At the battle of teh, he took many blows At the battle of reth he killed many men. His arms were strong to lift the Bat’tleh high. His heart was fierce to keep the enemy afraid. At teh, at reth, at lagon, at dumath, at negman. His arms are heavy now with the weight of many battles. His heart is burdened by the press of many honors. When he dies, the heavens will shake with the screams of his comrades. Warning the dead, Beware! Beware! A warrior is coming.’
50:36 - Missed death here. If you try to take his knife, he'll grab it from you and stab you with it. Gowron will then give you a hilarious speech about how you "show courage . . . but not much sense."
It entertained me on a Saturday night, of poor terrestrial television. I loved this game back in the 90's Still own it but sadly it won't play on today's systems. So "Ka Plaque" to he who loaded this Klingon history for us all to enjoy.
This was a lot of fun. I enjoyed the comprehensive missteps and the general story. I kind of wished this was more a "choose your own adventure" type game instead of a "fuck up until you get it right" scenario, but honestly, the holodeck format lended itself to that method and it made a decent story in the TNG universe. I've spent an hour and half on WAY less entertaining movies.
Great job posting this. Someone once posted a version of this this that you could actually play by clicking the screen. Great post but I miss that video.
11:41 there's something funny ablut seeing his smug expression instantly going to one of shock and disbelief that you immediately try to strangle him on the spot
I kept clicking the woman in the First Mate chair hoping to get further with her. Either with the combat mating ritual, or turning me down by knocking me out cold.
So many really bad FMV games came out in the 90s. Some so bad that they were hilarious, others just plain bad and boring, and then the Star Trek ones which combined Star Trek lore, a mix of good and bad acting, and an overall fun experience. While neither this one or Borg would make a favorite games list for me, both were enjoyable and immersive. I keep a specific computer around for a few titles, including Borg, Klingon and a few others, given the difficulty in playing and recording them.
Such a "Trial by Combat" was a martial duel as a decider or test of innocence. It was a common method of deciding the truth of a matter in human history, particularly in "warrior" races from Europe. From Wikipedia: "Trial by combat (also wager of battle, trial by battle or judicial duel) was a method of Germanic law to settle accusations in the absence of witnesses or a confession in which two parties in dispute fought in single combat; the winner of the fight was proclaimed to be right. In essence, it was a judicially sanctioned duel. It remained in use throughout the European Middle Ages, gradually disappearing in the course of the 16th century." The Klingon aesthetic naturally draws on this. The idea is that there is much "chance" in single combat and the "gods" or "God" would support the noble combatant and ensure justice would prevail.
If they made a Romulan version of this game, which Romulan would be the guide? If they did it when they made this game, I think they would have Andreas Katsulas as Tomalak. Now, since he's gone, I don't know. Maybe Denise Crosby as Sela, even though she's half human.
Could you imagine if they had made a Star Trek Klingon TV show, back in the TNG era, when the producers and writers didn't completely suck. And Gene's vision hadn't been entirely Sh!t on by untalented writers hoping to "Subvert" expectations and "Deconstruct" the story--What ordinary people call bastardizing the work of more talented writers and ruining your own product in the process.. Also that dude at 4:18 just headbutted the guy so hard he broke his forehead make-up and caved it in.
Wow, the Klingon Opera scene must be flooded with mediocre crap. How would one know where to start looking for the great songs of glory if every time someone from their race died a warrior's death they wrote an opera about it?
Think of Klingon culture in terms of Feudal Europe. In Medieval/Renaissance Europe, operas written for the ruling house were always masterpieces that lasted at least 5 hours, while songs commissioned by aristocracy were minstrel ballads that lasted no more than 10 minutes.
Romulan Ale is not lethal to Romulans, Humans, or Ferrengi - the drink he was drinking (Nectine?) was lethal to those races and even to Klingons who drank it too quickly - Nectine is obviously stronger than Romulan Ale.
I don't understand something near the end. How does a bat-lat (forgive me if I misspelled that) how does a Bat-lat fight determined if your innocent or guilty?
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While in the Borg game it’s fun to select the wrong choices to see John De Lancie go hogwild, I love how in the Klingon game allows all the actors multiple opportunities to demean you.
Compared to Sesame Street's Make a Word cast calling on wrong decisions, the Klingons are strict on wrong decisions.
1:31:30 - Gowron suddenly turns very posh upper class London for a short time then goes back to Gowron.
Joey Lock ROFL
This is missing a scene where you can choose no weapon at the end and then 'fight' with your hands. The response from Gowron is funny.
I was hoping someone would upload that bit.... no one has :( XD
@@CrashHeadroom what does he say?
Even for wrong decisions made, Gowron's loud voice never ceases to amaze me.
robert o'reily makes gowron, wish they made more games like klingon for more recent years
19:22 - The Doctor apparently hates the Klingons so much he decides to modify his Sonic Screwdriver into a hunter seeker, an idea he stole from Dune.
19:58
In a fanfiction adaption, Pok might say, "How did that get there?!"
20:08 You missed one! The crystal triggered 'Seska' to ask whether you were a klingon or ferengi!
51:35 - There's a second missing scene here. You can choose to take the knife and die for it. Gowron then informs you that by picking up a weapon, you turned the challenge into a battle to the death.
I own this. I bought it when it was released. I could never get past the bomb. You only had three tries and then the disc started completely over. It was bullshit. Seeing it now, I NEVER would have gotten it: pressing blue three times in a row. Maybe if I had called the 1-900 number and paid $1.99 a minute, I could have learned it. It makes me happy to finally see the end of this game. Thank you very much!
When I was 10, there was a game, "Star Trek: 20th Anniversary" on DOS. (Yeah, this goes *way* back!) I couldn't get past some parts, so I called their hintline. Three weeks later, the phone bill came in. $80. I had spent most of the winter working off that debt.
@@WhiteScarsEmo coincidentally I JUST commented on Interplay’s Star Trek games on a completely different RUclips video. Great games!
For a while, I never got past the bomb. Then my brother showed me what he did. I forgot to ask how he figured it out.
Look at the color sequence the woman strums on the instrument in the bar.
1:30:40 Probably the most brutal consequence for making a wrong choice... where it literally sends back and you have to play most of the game again as a result.
It's almost worth seeing Gowron's face at 1:30:47 though
Right decisions:
Klingon gifts: Accept the gifts
Tensions between K'Tar and Vok: Do nothing
Klingon dinner: Select the gaGh
Surprise Romulan Assassin probe gift: Do nothing
Funeral Rites after Torghn sacrifices himself: Perform the rites yourself
Blood oath: Cut your hand on DakTagh
Klingon painsticks: Go forward
Go with Gowron: Right hand accepts the offer
When asked to help prime the node: Do nothing
Who's station to take: Get the elderly klingon before he leaves view
Dice game: Right hand
Fight over meal: Punch the klingon
After the klingon opera tribute: Break the chair
Interrogate the bartender: Serve the nektai
Capture the Pakleds: Drop the shields (bottom left) engage tractor beam (upper mid right)
Find the traitor: Punish the one on the left
Disarm Mesca and Allira's bomb: Green, blue, blue, blue, yellow
Who really ordered the hit on Gowron which Torghn saved his friend from?: Qua'lon
Pok vs. Qua''lon: Bat'leth
Footage of this... uh... "game" is apparently notoriously hard to record. Good work there.
Good on you for pointing that out.
I love the indecisiveness reactions of this game.
A klingons TV series would of been pretty cool too.
It would have been glorious !
Captain's Log : Stardate 80422.19
I started watching the video in the intent of finding out the placement of this game in the Star Trek timeline I am working on.
However, it soon became apparent that, in order to understand the story fully, I would require the assistance of a more seasoned Trekkie.
One of those who, if the stories are to be believed, actually understand (and even speak) the Klingon Langage.
My only hope now is to leave this comment (on a video which receives an average of 20 comments *per year*) and -wait- hope for an answer...
Captain's Log : Stardate 90101.01
It has been 8 standard months since my last entry. However, in the intervening time (and to my own surprise) the Star Wars fan in me has resurfaced and my timeline project for Star Trek is not looking like it is going to make progress any time soon.
If there's anyone out there who speaks Klingon, a translation of this video would still be appreciated (eventually).
1:06:00 Greatest conversation in Star Trek history.
Picard thinks he's the best negotiator and diplomat.
Gah, I wish there was a blooper reel from this.
Feels like a movie! Plays like a game!
Gowron.... was the BEST klingon out out of ANYONE. Christopher Lloyd did a kick ass job but Gowron..... pulled so much more "character" out of his "character" that nobody else could touch. That touch of "crazy" that wasn't "crazy"... they are ALL "crazy" but his crazy was one of those that you would be afraid to go to sleep at at night if his ship was even in the same quadrant because he "might" get the urge to "sneak" on YOUR ship and watch you sleep till you woke up and SEEN him watching you just before your DEAD! lol. His eyes say just as much as his mouth does.... the guy was just above and beyond.
This was my favorite out of a the "movie games" they did... And I remember it came with a awesome "bonus" too..,. along with the game.... It was one of the first early versions of "speech recognition" and you learned "Klingon Language" using it. When you say the word or phrase in the mic it would rate your accuracy..... was some neat shit that was ahead of its time.... they had it on that game before I ever seen a voice recognition... even a shitty one show up as an application.
Man.... I totally Miss STAR TREK.... because the shit they are putting out now..... is NOT Star Trek anymore... Rodenberry would roll over in his GRAVE if he seen what they have done to his "vision" that he always "upgraded" through the years but never strayed from the "Star Trek" ideology and vision he had for it.... Soon as he died..... it turned into just another action/drama/shoot shit up flicks that everyone ELSE always does....
I think the woman's voice is actually his wife.... she played as the "computer voice" for most.... if not all them.
General Martok begs to differ.
Imagine playing this game on your Packard Bell, dealing with a Pakled...
We are Pakled. We use Packard Bells. We have virus...
The gatka nearly got me crying..
GaTH’k (‘An ode of respect’)
‘Ler’at, House of Tignar. Warrior Son.
At the battle of teh, he took many blows
At the battle of reth he killed many men.
His arms were strong to lift the Bat’tleh high.
His heart was fierce to keep the enemy afraid.
At teh, at reth, at lagon, at dumath, at negman.
His arms are heavy now with the weight of many battles.
His heart is burdened by the press of many honors.
When he dies, the heavens will shake
with the screams of his comrades.
Warning the dead, Beware! Beware!
A warrior is coming.’
same
50:36 - Missed death here. If you try to take his knife, he'll grab it from you and stab you with it. Gowron will then give you a hilarious speech about how you "show courage . . . but not much sense."
Actually he stabbed you while you're still holding the knife.
46:01 nice, same actor as Martok :)
It entertained me on a Saturday night, of poor terrestrial television.
I loved this game back in the 90's Still own it but sadly it won't play on today's systems.
So "Ka Plaque" to he who loaded this Klingon history for us all to enjoy.
This was a lot of fun. I enjoyed the comprehensive missteps and the general story. I kind of wished this was more a "choose your own adventure" type game instead of a "fuck up until you get it right" scenario, but honestly, the holodeck format lended itself to that method and it made a decent story in the TNG universe. I've spent an hour and half on WAY less entertaining movies.
J.D. Livin' Legend Goss and
The klingon on the right at 15 minutes (by the buffet) appears to be the same actor who played the ships councilor in Star Trek Borg
never mind ghakh or blood pie, the only thing gowron eats is the scenery
Ever notice alot of the chairs dont have harnesses on them to prevent members of ship from flying forward?
Pok's Uncle Has No Honor
Take Blood Oath To Honor Your Father And Your House
Klingon Without Honor Is No Klingon At All
Send him to Gre'thor. Feklhr' take him!
"We don't allow weapons here, Iceman! ... I mean Klingon".
I remember that a trailer for this game was on the VHS for Voyager Season 1
the info voice sounds like freaking Kate Mulgrew. i hafe expect Janeway too walk in too frame when ever the shot freezes
I'm sure it was Majel Barret, the voice of the Starfleet computer.
@@Sammy4549
Sounds nothing like them.
Why does gowron keep throwing his rubber dagger at us? xD
Great job posting this. Someone once posted a version of this this that you could actually play by clicking the screen. Great post but I miss that video.
I miss the ST role playing games.
In the final fight when you choose your weapons, don't choose because you can fight with your 'hands' to comic effect. :)
The acting is so freakin good
11:41 there's something funny ablut seeing his smug expression instantly going to one of shock and disbelief that you immediately try to strangle him on the spot
Managed to keep my hands on the audio book version on CD and have kept it safe but this next level to see it
Man Klingons are cool!
Terrorkekx Woman Klingons aren't slouches, themselves.
*bad-dum-TIIISSHSHH*
Cool? As in calm, collected? No, Klingons are hot! As in the blood punping through their arteries.
Gowron for president😊
Gowron was holding a Klingon butterknife
I kept clicking the woman in the First Mate chair hoping to get further with her. Either with the combat mating ritual, or turning me down by knocking me out cold.
Awesome game.
I missed the game and great actors.
I love it when they destroyed the ship at 1:20:53 so Klingon.
So many really bad FMV games came out in the 90s. Some so bad that they were hilarious, others just plain bad and boring, and then the Star Trek ones which combined Star Trek lore, a mix of good and bad acting, and an overall fun experience. While neither this one or Borg would make a favorite games list for me, both were enjoyable and immersive. I keep a specific computer around for a few titles, including Borg, Klingon and a few others, given the difficulty in playing and recording them.
thanks for showing the fails'
I cannot like this enough! Such a gem! :)
When they sing around the 1-hour mark, I want a Big Mac for some reason...
41:06 "and then I get her back to my bedroom and she's all like:"
LOL Gowron playing the Pakled for a sucker is pretty funny
46:53 random signing 😂 awesome!
28:34 AREYOUSICKINJUREDSURELYYOUCANMOVEFASTERTHANTHATWHATISTHEMATTERDOYOUNOTKNOWHATISBEINGSAIDTOYOUTRYAGAINFASTERFASTERFASTERRRRR!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Should have a label on it saying Warning every fail you make hurts the camera guy.
I'm a bit shocked they got Jonathan Frakes to direct the cut scenes...
"Got"? From what I heard, Frakes and O'Reilly brainstormed the idea to begin with.
Jonathan Frakes directed the whole thing.
star treks own version of lord of the rings dwarves honor/glory = gold to them tho
Almost 2 hours of Gowron crazy eyes
41:27
The most hilarious wrong decision Gowron scolds you for, insubordination!
In the last fight you can opt not to choose a weapon and fight bare handed. It's funny! Try it ;)
When the Klingon was taking the white stuff off your plate you can take the knife and try and kill them it doesn't work out well
Love this game. Shows the best of both the show and the value of being a man.
I must admit I don't understand something at the end when the uncle was accused of the murder. How does a fight prove innocence?
Such a "Trial by Combat" was a martial duel as a decider or test of innocence. It was a common method of deciding the truth of a matter in human history, particularly in "warrior" races from Europe. From Wikipedia: "Trial by combat (also wager of battle, trial by battle or judicial duel) was a method of Germanic law to settle accusations in the absence of witnesses or a confession in which two parties in dispute fought in single combat; the winner of the fight was proclaimed to be right. In essence, it was a judicially sanctioned duel. It remained in use throughout the European Middle Ages, gradually disappearing in the course of the 16th century." The Klingon aesthetic naturally draws on this. The idea is that there is much "chance" in single combat and the "gods" or "God" would support the noble combatant and ensure justice would prevail.
If they made a Romulan version of this game, which Romulan would be the guide? If they did it when they made this game, I think they would have Andreas Katsulas as Tomalak. Now, since he's gone, I don't know. Maybe Denise Crosby as Sela, even though she's half human.
I wish there were subtitles.
I want Finnish, German and French subtitles.
Klingon women have so much fire....yum
Starships...treachery...Klingons...Oh, my !!!
Janeway is the "computer voice" lol
Could you imagine if they had made a Star Trek Klingon TV show, back in the TNG era, when the producers and writers didn't completely suck. And Gene's vision hadn't been entirely Sh!t on by untalented writers hoping to "Subvert" expectations and "Deconstruct" the story--What ordinary people call bastardizing the work of more talented writers and ruining your own product in the process.. Also that dude at 4:18 just headbutted the guy so hard he broke his forehead make-up and caved it in.
Wow, the Klingon Opera scene must be flooded with mediocre crap. How would one know where to start looking for the great songs of glory if every time someone from their race died a warrior's death they wrote an opera about it?
Think of Klingon culture in terms of Feudal Europe. In Medieval/Renaissance Europe, operas written for the ruling house were always masterpieces that lasted at least 5 hours, while songs commissioned by aristocracy were minstrel ballads that lasted no more than 10 minutes.
is the woman who read the Ode to the old Klingon the same woman who played K'Ehleyr?
No it's not Suzie Plakson.
Gowron oughta try Romulan Ale or Kalifal,lay you out flat man!
Romulan Ale is not lethal to Romulans, Humans, or Ferrengi - the drink he was drinking (Nectine?) was lethal to those races and even to Klingons who drank it too quickly - Nectine is obviously stronger than Romulan Ale.
On 6:14 - did this clingon just say F**k?
No he didn't
Nickolay Semenov Pok - your character's name
1:02:33 is epitome of derp.
how can i play this on 2019?
google and dos box
this is pretty good.
64:10 Keeping the Christmas spirit.
how many romulans does it take to change a lightbulb
One, but not before using the cover of darkness to murder everyone in the room, like an honorless petaQ!
How many Jem Hadar does it take to change a litebulb?
One,however the Vorta needs to give it to him,and some Ketracel White too!
I don't understand something near the end. How does a bat-lat (forgive me if I misspelled that) how does a Bat-lat fight determined if your innocent or guilty?
Study the legal system of Medieval England or Feudal China.
Intro oddly made sense to me
where can I find these
What idiot chooses to defend himself with a dagger when his opponent is attacking with a Batleth, let alone any large weapon?
How many people were on Kronos before it was destroyed?
hugehappygrin Q'uonos wasnt destroyed, its moon was
@@SantomPh Soooo... trick question?
47:50
*GUNK....All Klingon food*
Experience bij
Redfoxe you, the one who is moving now, ANSWER
1:00:59
Where can I download this?
1:14:10
Experience Bij!
dismalsage hahahahaha
Why does the Klingon sound like really bad French.
mejor graficos que ps4 :v
Qapla'!
I weep for humanity
Pacmanc,
lupDujHomwIj luteb gharghmey
***** We can always count on you to give us the most relevant and entertaining comments. You are truly the second coming of Jesus.
i never understood the fascination with Klingons.
Then why the hell are you here?
I hate trolls.
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