Pranav Arvind sure, but half the time it’s nothing serious. It’s kind of the charm, because if we tried to make it sound like what people actually did speak in medieval England (ESPECIALLY before the Norman invasion), then nothing in this comments section would be correct
@@pranavarvind4281 You mean to say that people making funny comments on a youtube video about a soundtrack from star wars being turned into a medieval-esque version aren't scholars of early modern english? Scandalous.
"Thou wast the Chosen One! It was said that thou wouldst smite the Sith, not consort with them! Bringest balance to the Force, not plunge it into the abyss of Darknesse!" "I have naught but hatred for thee!" "Thou wert like unto a brother to me, Anakin! I loved thee!"
Don’t know if anyone has put forward a medieval-esque idea for Anakin’s arm, but if not, might I suggest: he went to a Force alchemist. What do you think?
Chapter I: The Heathen Menace Chapter II: Attack of the Crusaders Chapter III: Revenge of the Satanist Chapter IV: A New Pope Chapter V: The Holy Empire Strikes Back Chapter VI: Return of the Jesuit
"Anakin, Chancel'r Palpatine doth be of vulgar will!" "From thine own pointeth of deduction and verdict, the Jedi doth be of vulgar intent!" *"WELL THEN THEE TRULY HAST BEEN LOST!"*
"Unhand thine maiden, Squire Anakin." ... "Unhand. Thine. Maiden." "Thou hast turned yonder maiden against me!" "Nay! Thou hast done that thineself." "Thou shan't take yonder maiden from mine grasp!" "Thine grama and lust for power hath already done such! Thou hast let yonder Dark King contort you mind such as it is! Now thou hast become thine very thing thou were meant to make perish!" "I advise thee not to preach, Sir Obi-Wan! I see through thine Jedi's deceptions! I do not fear thine Dark Lordship as thou doth! For I have brought forth peace, freedom, and justice, and security to mine new kingdom!" "Thine new kingdom?!" "Do not make me smite thee..."
“O Anakin, know that Lord Chancellor Palpatine is a knave!” “From mine own point of visage, ‘tis are the Jedi who are knaves!” “then thou art lost!” “ ‘tis the termination for thee, my old liege” “it is ended Anakin, for I possess the higher footing” “it seems to thee, that my ability is weak, and that my skill is lack, but I say unto thee this: thou underestimatest my power!” “Attempt it not, o Anakin!” “ahhhhhh” “Thou wert the elected one! ‘Twas foretold that thou wouldst bring destruction to the Sith, not join thyself to them! That thou wouldst bring balance unto the Force; not that thou wouldst leave it obscured in darkness!” “I hold thee in great scorn!” “Thou wert as to me a brother, o Anakin! I loved thee!”
-‘Tis finished, Anakin! I possess the elevation! -Thou dost discredit mine abilities! - Prithee, do not attempt it. - En garde! Ah, thou hast bested me! Truly, the elevation is a power like no other! Curséd be thine soul!
Well battle over the croissant isn't actually 100% wrong because the croissant was made in Vienna to celebrate the victory over the Ottomans so it's only 99.998% inaccurate.
@@thekhans2823 A young knight nameth Lord Vader, who hast been a pupil of mine before his turneth to evil, assisted the Empire in pursuit and destruction against the Knights of The Republic. Thou betrayed and murdered thy father. The Knights be all but extinct. Vader hath been seduced by the dark side of the Force
“Hark! Chancellor Palpatine is a wretched fiend!” “From my approach thou knights of Jedi are thy piteous incubus of evil!” “Then thou is irreclaimable” “This is the doom for thou, thine master.”
"Hath thou ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise." "Nay?" "I thoughts not. 'Tis not a story the Church would tell thee. 'Tis tale of the Seidhe. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Seidhe, so powerful and so wise he could beseech yon midichlorians to create life… Such knowledge he had of the dark arts, he could even keep the ones he beloved from dying." "He couldst truly keep people from death? " "The dark arts art a path to many abilities some consider abominable." "What befell him?" "He became so potent… the only thing he afeared was losing his power, which eventually, forsooth, he did. Alas, he taught his apprentice everything in his craft, then his apprentice slew him in his sleep. 'Tis Ironic. He could keep others from death, but not hisself." "Be it possible to learn this sorcery?" "Not from the clergy."
@@sameyeams Thank you! The William Shakespeare's Star Wars books were an inspiration, but I only had I and IV, and of course there is the popular conception how ye olde englishe is written. And of course, a lot of words made by Shakespeare are still in usage, even if some of them have become obscure. The world felt like it needed to be medievalized, and the word "Sith" is likely a reference to Cat Sidhe, so I used the contrast of christian civilization and pagan nature and mysticism that is all over Arthuriana. Unfortunately I could not make for a substitute for Darth Plagueis and the midichlorians. Too bad the word "Seidhe" turned out to be from Witcher. Oh well. Of course, the first step was to copypaste the original dialogue, and merely to give it light touches. It's easy to do good work with such great source material.
@@tacticalphantom313 Considering that Anakin's sword is actually shorter than Obi-Wan's - who wields his with only a single hand - I don't think that it was intentional.
The best part was the opening sea battle where all the Galley's were shooting arrows at one another off the coast of the capital city. All the while Sir Kenobi and Sir Skywalker took a skiff to rescue the kidnaped Emperor from the clutches of Warlord Grievous!
“Tis over Anakin I haveth thine elevated footing!” “Thou understate mine power!” “Do not attempt it” “En gaaaaauuuuurrrde!!!” Edit: wow according to the comments I made so many grammatical errors
You must be entreated to bringeth balance of the Force, not to leave it in the fell darkness! I loathe you! You had been mine own brother, Anakin! I loved you.
I'm italian, so I can't do the "ancient english" quotes, but I can do it in italian vulgata: Obi-Wan: tu eri il messia, Anakino! Era narrato che distruggessi li sith, non che ti giungess'a loro! Era tuo destino portar equilibrio ne la forza, non abbandonarla ne l'oscurità! Anakino: Io ti detesto! Obi-Wan: mi eri fratello! Ti amai come tale!
I speak spanish and since they have common roots I can tell you that definitely I can see the dialogs of the movie in ancient speech. Or I could be lying and you wouldn´t know either.
Soðlice ealle menn spræcon ða ane spræce. Ða ða hi ferdon fram eastdæle, hi fundon ænne feld on Senaarlande, Witodlice hi hæfdon tigelan for stan ond tyrwan for weall-lim.
@thhor *Middle English Old English is more like Beowulf. It’s an entirely different language in itself, and not really something a modern English speaker will understand (unless they’re a scholar, and have learned it for scholarly purposes) Middle English, what people are commenting in, is like late Medieval and Renaissance era King’s English (and therefore the early modern ancestor of modern Queen’s English). It is fairly easy to understand, provided you can get used to speaking and writing in iambic pentameter.
Can we just appreciate that they are perfectly represented Obi-Wan the Defensive Warrior with a shield and Anakin the aggressive Warrior with a Long sword
Honestly I imagined it to be more fitting because, this being medieval times, there obviously wouldnt be robotic prosthetics, so Anakin would in fact be one-handed, and therefore incapable of using a shield.
@@sivelg curiously, the picture shows some runes and bandages over his severed hand. Maybe he's using magic and bandages to kinda reattach it to his arm
"But first, cometh a comely courier who would wish thee to kindly lend thine lowly ears while he talketh about a new game called Raid Shadow Legends, a game which, verily, hath caught many an eye and ear 'twixt and 'twain every flailing fight 'tween the sea of coruscant, and the dunes of Mos Eisley - yea, verily, even to the temple of Jedi themselves, where many a brave lad and bold youth hast heard of the mighty battles and hath formed their own crusades, while eagerly crying over the eery airs and blasting winds: "Fortem vult!" - "the Force wills it"!.... wouldn't thou liketh that his tale be told, now?"
“I haveth failed thee Anakin... I haveth failed thee” “ ‘twas foolish of me to not see the Jedi planning such schemes of dominations” “Anakin Pope Palpatine is a heretic!” “In my perspective the Jedi beith heretic!” “Then thine’s fate be sealed!”
So The ships are wagons carrying archers firing fire arrows? And the fighters are cavalry? And the droids are skeletons? And the clones are knights that are cool when i imagine it? *Perfection*
I imagine it like Assassin's Creed. Where the Jedi are like the Creed and the Sith are like the Templars. If you asked where are the Jedi/Assassins they'll say oh yeah over there. But the Sith/Templar Order are everywhere and in everything. Sorry if you've never played AC and I just confused the eff outa you.
"I has't hath brought peace, freedom and security to mine own new empire." "Thy new empire? "Maketh not me killeth thee." "Anakin, mine own allegiance is to the republic. To democracy!" "if 't be true thou art not with me, then thou art mine own foe." "Only a Sith deals in absolutes, I shall doth what I wilt." "Thee shall tryeth"
Sir Kenobi: I hath failed ye, Anakin. I hath failed ye. Sir Skywalker: Thy shalt have known better thee Jedi Knights would invade. Sir Kenobi: But my squire, the King Palpatine is a twisted foe! Sir Skywalker: But lo, for thy point of vision, thee Jedi Knights are the ones twisted! Sir Kenobi: Thou is now forever lost!
thou are't thy chosen one thou were supposed to end thy Sith not accompany thy Sith twas said thou would bringeth uponeth balance to thy force not for thou to leave it in utter darkness I truly find myself aggravated by thou twas me brother, Anakin the first, I loved thou
Kenobi: “T’is finished, Anakin, for I hath gained possession of the holy ground.” Anakin: “Lacketh thou value in mine own might?” Kenobi: “Attempteth not!” Anakin: “En guard! ... NAY!” Kenobi: “Hath not thou been He who art Chosen? Verily, for they hath said that thou wouldst destroy the Sith. Bringeth balance unto the Force which art nigh unto darkness... T’was mine brother, Anakin. For I hath lovest thee.”
Again, I appear to be the nitpicker of early modern English. It should be "not join them" in this case, as the Sith are inherently a plural noun (it is a group), thus thou shouldst use the second person plural (you/they/them) in reference to them, not the second person singular (thou/thy/thee).
I like to think that the illustration of Obi-Wan with a shield is a reference to his mastery of the Soresu lightsaber combat form and his impenetrable defense.
"I have bestowed peace, freedom, justice and security to my new Empire!" "Friend Anakin, mine allegiance lies with the kingdom, with the monarchy!" "If thou not stand with me, then thee makes thyself my foe!" "Only a Sith deals in such foul treachery...I shalt do what I must"
Real talk, "Only a Sith deals in such foul treachery" would've been a WAY better replacement for "Only a Sith deals in absolutes," gets the point across of Obi-wan's accusation without the blatant hypocrisy that's so obvious as to be oft-meme'd.
1. Heretic Menace 2. Attack of the Turks 3. Lucifer's Revenge (revenge of the church previously) 4. A new Hope 5. Commonwealth Strikes Back 6. Return of the Hussars
the empire is clearly based on imperialistic authoritarian Europeans and Palpatine is literally a pope, and the Jedi as a whole have a more Eastern vibe, this shit doesn't track
@@mrglassbadguy485 I don't know, the Monastic orders fit the bill too. Especially Knights of Saint John with their whole hospital work. Also Authoritarian Imperialism has been used else where than just europe(and one might argue certain historical empire in far east fits the bill too), and a representative of a country that didn't get their turn on running an empire I bid you a merry trip to the nearest swamp.
Basically Star Wars is just medieval times just in the future. Their is a reason why they are called Jed knights. In legends cannon Jedi used metal swords until the invention of the lightsaber.
"By order of the high council thy are under arrest" "Is thou confronting me High mage?" "The high council will decide thy destiny." "Thy is the high council" "Not currently" "Its heresy then"
Star Wars Prequel and Original Trilogies, but with Medieval tones: The Heretic Menace Seige of the Templar Revenge of the Heretics A New Pope The Kingdom Strikes Back Return of the Paladin (as OmegaReaver suggested)
"Tis' over Anakin, I have the High Ground" "Thou underestimate the Holy Hand Grenade" "What in the name of Richard?" *BOOM* "Tis but a Scratch" "A Scratch?! Thou body hath been mutilated!" " 'Tis only a flesh wound"
@@adminchobe old english is unreadable unless you actually study it due to it being directly derived from ancient Danish and Gallic. It's Middle English.
"Against my will, hast thou turned her!" "With thine own hand hath she been turned" "Thou wilt ne'er take her from me!" "Thine anger and lust for power hath robbed thee already of her. Thou hast made supplicant with this Dark Lord, his chicanery allowed to bewitch thy senses... And art now the very image of the Evil thou sworeth to destroy." "Lecture me not, old fool! Freed art mine eyes from the shadow of the Jedi lies. I fear not the Dark Side! Behold! To mine own kingdom, I bring the fortunes of peace, liberty, the Lord's justice, and the security of the common man!" "Thine own kingdom?" "Force me not to kill thee" "Blackguard, my fealty is e'er to the Republic! To Democracy!" "If thou standest not at mine hand, thou standest against mine purpose!" "In such absolution, dealeth only a Sith. I will do what I must." "Thou wilt attempt it!"
“‘Twas a jousting tournament, year 1362 of our Lord, and the Count of Skywalker, my brother in arms, was lined up at the other end of the championship match.” “As he lay, defeated in the sand, I pondered the scope of his crimes that had recently been revealed to me. From atop the steed, I called to him one last time, ‘Thou wert my brother, Anakin,’ and prepared to turn away from his shameful face forever.” Little did he know, the Earl of Kenobi would meet his glorified end in a fencing match of the ages, years later, to the man he had just laid in the dust, though he had only recently begun to raise Anakin’s hidden heir in the ways of knighthood. The boy only had one more place where he could learn the mysteries of advanced swordsmanship.
lmao the only reason i cant play it is bc one of my players hates star wars and ik he'd get salty and say it ruined his immersion if i played it... didn;t complain when i played music from the witcher though
Darth Vader: “Thou is my beloved? Is thou in good health? Thow well?” Palps: “Nay, tis have been slayed her, with thou anger”. Darth Vader: “NNNNNAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!”
Thou doesn't mean you, where, she, or your. Wherefore art my beloved? Art schee en goode health? Nay, thou hast slayed her, with thy anger. NAYYYYYYYYYYY
Thou were the Anointed One! Thou were predestined to destroy yon Sith, not become one of their number! MAKE NOT ME TAKE THY LIFE Thou were mine brother, Anakin! I didst hold thee in the affections of my breast! I DESPISETH THEE
“Isn’t he the one that will bring balance to the kingdoms?” Lord Yoda: “aye he is, however he isn’t the only one. There is another, a princess much rather than a knight..”
Padmé ‘Tis that within thine heart thou hast unlock’d- What thou hast done and further plann’st to do. I prithee stop this now, and come thou back. I love thee still. [Enter Obi-Wan] Anakin -Thou, liar, shalt die soon: Thou didst bring him to kill me-‘tis a fact! [Anakin begins to choke Padmé using the Force] Obi-Wan Release her, Anakin-indeed at once! [Anakin releases Padmé, who falls aside, unconscious.] Anakin You turn’d my love, mine only love against me! Obi-Wan Thine actions sole are cause to that effect. Forswear the chancellor, and be restor’d: The rudder of thy ship may still be turn’d. Anakin You shall not take her from me, wretched man- She is my stay, mine anchor in the storm. Obi-Wan Thine anger is the wind that blows her hence; Thy lust for pow’r the sail that steers her far. Thou hast allow’d the villain Palpatine To navigate the compass of thy soul, To serve as captain of thine heart’s dark course. Upon thy once-still waters hath he play’d, Till thou art like to be the very thing Thou’d once have fac’d a tempest to destroy. Anakin Press not your even-kneel’d advice on me. The lies of your weak Jedi Order are But troubl’d oceans that do swell and ebb, Yet my ship is not sway’d upon their tides. I do not fear to row towards the dark: Now peaceful currents run because of me, Now freedom doth resound upon the flow, Now justice have I brought unto the deep, Now quick security doth chart my way, Now am I admiral to Empire new. Obi-Wan An empire new-what chantey mad is this? Anakin Do not make me destroy you, Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan My steadfast loyalty is to th’Repiblic, Unto democracy mine hull is moor’d. Anakin If you shall pilot by another path, You sink and are become mine enemy. Obi-Wan None but a Sith would set his helm so straight, I shall do what I must to set thee right. Anakin You shall attempt it, aye, but shall be wreck’d. [Anakin and Obi-Wan duel] Obi-Wan ‘Tis true that I have fail’d thee, Anakin- Thy course is but a failure to my name. Anakin I should have known the Jedi would attempt To vanquish the Republic and seize pow’r. Obi-Wan O, listen to thy words: the chancellor, E’en Palpatine, ‘tis he who evil is. Anakin Yet from a certain point of view-e’en mine- The Jedi are the base and evil ones. Obi-Wan Then art thou lost indeed, my onetime friend. Anakin Herein shall be the end of Obi-Wan: My Master he, who died on Mustafar. [Obi-Wan leaps backwards onto the rocks] Obi-Wan ‘Tis finish’d, Anakin, the triumph’s mine! Here I do claim the high ground, yea, and all The keen advantages of offereth. Anakin You underestimate my power with the Force. Obi-Wan Do not attempt to jump, this I warn thee: Thou shalt not have the legs to make the leap. [Anakin tried to leap over Obi-Wan, who cuts off his legs with his lightsaber. Anakin falls to the ground, slipping toward the lava.] Anakin O, bitter agony! O, man most cruel! Obi-Wan Thou wert the chosen one, who would destroy The Sith, not join their frightful company. Thou shouldst have brought balance to the Force, Not leave it underneath a veil of dark. Anakin Hear these, my final words: I hate you, aye! Obi-Wan Thou wert to me a brother, Anakin, An ‘twere we two were of one mother born. I lov’d thee so, shall sadly mourn thy death. [Anakin catches fire. Obi-Wan picksup Anakin’s lightsaber and exits] Enter Darth Sidious and Clone Troopers Trooper Dear majesty, I bid you come-behold! Sidious By heaven, O, ‘tis he! Sore blister’d and Abus’d by those who once did call him friend. Yet still alive, O, wondrous strength indeed. I prithee, bring a capsule medical.
Thou hast enabled the Dark Lord to contort and pervert thee until, sadly, thou hast become all that thou once, upon only a short time ago, hath sworn to destroy. Folly, mine master former, for mine own self would beg thee to desist! No longer are mine eyes closed to the falsehoods of the Knights Jedi! No reason doth mine own self hath need for fear of the Dark Side. To fear mine own power with no end! To fear what the Knights Jedi in tepid arrogance didst not allow mine own self to elevate! Ay! I proclaim! Nay! Rather thou shalt witness mine boast to thee that peace, security, and freedom are rendered upon mine new empire. By mine own strength, will, and hand! An empire, anew, which 'thou' didst bring forth? Young and impetuous knave! Truly the Force mourns! Truly it bitterly weaps! For all thy abundance of gifted skill, courage, and strength at regretful last a means to the Dark Lord's end is all thou hast become! As with Dooku! As with Maul! Mark well and beware. Heed mine warning most grave. Their fate thou shalt surely share! The Dark Lord wilt cast thee aside shouldst thou be seen a threat or of use spent! Ay! As was proclaimed to mine lady fair now thee are thusly informed that the Dark Lord shalt by mine hand fall. Maketh thouself not to be as well brought asunder! Friend, I tell thee what thou knowest full and true. To the Republic, to democracy is wherein mine allegiance lies. If thou standeth against mine own self thou art forever and more mine enemy. From now to thou last let mine own self curse thee for mine hate's sake! Let mine own self curse thee for failure to truth see! Let mine own self curse thee for allegiance to a Republic corrupt so justly dead. To the Knights Jedi blind devotion to utter rot and ruin! So be it, mine brother in arms lost and beyond reproach. Thou whom absolutes embrace. Alas, unto futility's end wouldst more words lead. Let speech cease. Let accomodation be abandoned. Let bonds for once and for all be broken. Ay, let us venture forth to a shared grim finality. Only to thee let it be declared what must be done shalt truly so be. In thy effort thou art most heartedly encouraged!
Hey Samuel, I think it would be really cool and sound really neat if you did something with Augies Great Municipal Band from the end of the Phantom Menace. Just an idea though.
The addition of the shield for obi wan with him being a defensive fighter is a really subtle but nice touch. Idk who does the artwork but they know their stuff!
you turned her against me!" "you hast done that yourself. " "you shall not take her from me!" "your spleen and thy lust for power hast already done that. Thou hast allowed this dark lord to twist thy mind, till now thou hast become the most thing thou swore to confound. " "don't lecture me, obi-wan. I see through the lies of the jedi. I never fear the dark side as thou doth. I hast brought peace, freedom, justice and security to mine new empire. " "your new empire?" "don't causes meself dispatch thou. " "anakin, mine allegiance is to the republic, to democracy!" "if thou art not with me, then thou art mine foe. " "only a sith deals 'i absolutes. I shall doth what i might not but. " "you shall try. "
"Thou hath brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to thine newest Caliphate." "Thine newest Caliphate?" "Forbid thee to slay you." "Dearest Anakin, thy fealty lies with the Vatican, to the Papacy!"
How awesome though, would it be for a Star Wars AU in a medieval-fantasy? Battle of Hoth in some sort of tundra, with weapons like trebuchets and battle rams instead of AT-ATs, the Force being a form of magic channeled by Knights of the light, and Paladins of the dark (Jedi and Sith). The Emperor being some sort of evil wizard, Vader being a scarred warrior wearing the armour to hide all of the injuries given by his original Knight master, etc. Grievous being some sort of resurrected abomination made by Count Dooku...fuck, that would be so god-damn awesome
Not necessarily. Choral music was very closely associated with the church, whereas instrumental music was shunned from the church and relegated to secular music. So, the question is....do Obi-Wan and Anakin count as proper religious mythological figures?
@@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd New headcanon: Clone Wars-era Obi & Ani but they are "Sir Kenobi" and "Sir Skywalker" and are both medieval crusaders spreading the word of the living force.
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"Thou hast led her to betray me!"
"Thou hast forced her so thineself."
Thou hast in both sentences.
@@mysterium368 The comment sections of these songs are so annoying. No one actually makes sure they're using the right words in the right places.
Pranav Arvind sure, but half the time it’s nothing serious. It’s kind of the charm, because if we tried to make it sound like what people actually did speak in medieval England (ESPECIALLY before the Norman invasion), then nothing in this comments section would be correct
@@pranavarvind4281 You mean to say that people making funny comments on a youtube video about a soundtrack from star wars being turned into a medieval-esque version aren't scholars of early modern english?
Scandalous.
@@zoro115-s6b Yes that is what he has been led to believe.
The merriment commences hence!
- Sir Anakin Skywalker d'Tatooine
I can't wait for these to play
I knew it would give me feelings. And I still clicked
"Thou shalt conclude this once and for all.. on guard!"
"Thou shall try."
Your thumbnail artwork is simply beautiful. Thou art a master of taking iconic Star Wars characters into the medieval era.
@ 2:30 Anakin & Obi-wan fly in on red & yellow dragons respectively.
Should've checked the full Playlist, you actually did make this song
"Thou wast the Chosen One! It was said that thou wouldst smite the Sith, not consort with them! Bringest balance to the Force, not plunge it into the abyss of Darknesse!"
"I have naught but hatred for thee!"
"Thou wert like unto a brother to me, Anakin! I loved thee!"
The bard when the party finally fights the BBEG in DnD.
I guess Obi Wan didn’t have too many Jawa Ale moments with his pupil.
the 167 dislikes are from the Separatist leaders that Sir Anakin killed
Don’t know if anyone has put forward a medieval-esque idea for Anakin’s arm, but if not, might I suggest: he went to a Force alchemist. What do you think?
Tis over Anakin, for I have’th the highest ground
You underestimate thy power
Anakin, thou hast torn mine heart asunder!
Chapter I: The Heathen Menace
Chapter II: Attack of the Crusaders
Chapter III: Revenge of the Satanist
Chapter IV: A New Pope
Chapter V: The Holy Empire Strikes Back
Chapter VI: Return of the Jesuit
"Anakin, Chancel'r Palpatine doth be of vulgar will!"
"From thine own pointeth of deduction and verdict, the Jedi doth be of vulgar intent!"
*"WELL THEN THEE TRULY HAST BEEN LOST!"*
"Unhand thine maiden, Squire Anakin."
...
"Unhand. Thine. Maiden."
"Thou hast turned yonder maiden against me!"
"Nay! Thou hast done that thineself."
"Thou shan't take yonder maiden from mine grasp!"
"Thine grama and lust for power hath already done such! Thou hast let yonder Dark King contort you mind such as it is! Now thou hast become thine very thing thou were meant to make perish!"
"I advise thee not to preach, Sir Obi-Wan! I see through thine Jedi's deceptions! I do not fear thine Dark Lordship as thou doth! For I have brought forth peace, freedom, and justice, and security to mine new kingdom!"
"Thine new kingdom?!"
"Do not make me smite thee..."
Squire Skywalker vs. A knight dude who use shield with a longsword
The way that Obi wan has a shield to represent his use of form three soresu and anakins long sword to represent his use of form five shien and djem so
It be over squire, I have the high footing. Dare not attempt it
@Elias black Thy shall not strive it
I hate thy!!!
@@angelikussnape I hate thee.
Thee w're the chosen one, t wast hath said thee wouldst destroyeth the sith, not joineth those folk!
Thou doth underestimate my power!
“Tis where thy humorous activities begin”
Haha underrated comment
Tis be where the merriment commences!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Hast thou noticed thine enemy possesses shields?!"
“Watch thine rockets of wrist!”
I've just noticed the beast on Obi-wan's shield is a varactyl, the animal he rides on Utapau. Nice touch!
Bloody hell I thought it was a lion lmao
BOGA!
It should have been a mountain, because you know...ekhem... The High Ground 😉
Chicken-Horse! Fly, Chicken-Horse! My god I hope you're real
It's also upside down :/
“O Anakin, know that Lord Chancellor Palpatine is a knave!”
“From mine own point of visage, ‘tis are the Jedi who are knaves!”
“then thou art lost!”
“ ‘tis the termination for thee, my old liege”
“it is ended Anakin, for I possess the higher footing”
“it seems to thee, that my ability is weak, and that my skill is lack, but I say unto thee this: thou underestimatest my power!”
“Attempt it not, o Anakin!”
“ahhhhhh”
“Thou wert the elected one!
‘Twas foretold that thou wouldst bring destruction to the Sith, not join thyself to them! That thou wouldst bring balance unto the Force; not that thou wouldst leave it obscured in darkness!”
“I hold thee in great scorn!”
“Thou wert as to me a brother, o Anakin! I loved thee!”
Anointed would work better since The Force would be like God.
RUclips won't let me fucking copy it lol
James Bancroft how long did you work on this comment because it’s a 10/10 comment
@@Knight-Artorias How doh?
Anakin gets his arm and legs cut of and set on fire and can still bother talking like that
I love all the medieval versions of star wars lines people are coming up with
Me too.
I believe its from this Star Wars Shakespeare book thing, so they didn't really make the lines, but some are original
-‘Tis finished, Anakin! I possess the elevation!
-Thou dost discredit mine abilities!
- Prithee, do not attempt it.
- En garde! Ah, thou hast bested me! Truly, the elevation is a power like no other! Curséd be thine soul!
@@jordinagel1184 that was great 😂
Harbinger thank you, I tried my best
Doth needn’t worry, for in the time being, we are still riding half a horse
I can picture this ... I fear this image will be hard to erase now😅😂
Yeesh
I think it would be "riding half a wagon" instead.
My brain
Or
Doth needn’t worry, at present we are still sailing half a galleon
Anakin's legs and arms get chopped off:
Anakin: "Tis but a flesh wound!"
Dude 😆😆😆👏
Chicken chicken Chicken
Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
"tis but a scratch!"
"A scratch!? Your legs are off!"
"No they aren't."
"Well what's that then?"
Edit: holy shit! Thanks for the likes guys
@@pocketluna3607 but of course
Obi wan: **cuts off Anakin’s legs and arm**
Anakin: ‘Tis but a scratch!
Obi wan: A SCRATCH? YOUR ARM AND LEGS ARE OFF!
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
I'M INVINCIBLE!
Anakin: "Just a flesh wound"
All right, we'll call it a draw
For a moment I thought it said battle over The Croissant...
Ah yes. The battle over the croissant and Battle of the Tables.
Someone I know said the same thing when I brought up the Battle over Coruscant....
@Andoc I can totally agree with that statement
Is that why Vader went Gluten-free. 'I didn't want it anyway.'
Well battle over the croissant isn't actually 100% wrong because the croissant was made in Vienna to celebrate the victory over the Ottomans so it's only 99.998% inaccurate.
Thou wert my brother, Anakin. I loved thee!
I hate thee!!!
How did my father die, Sir Kenobi?
@ Luke Skywalker , 🤦🏻♂️ you mean How did thee Father die Sir kenobi
@@thekhans2823
Mine father***
@@thekhans2823 A young knight nameth Lord Vader, who hast been a pupil of mine before his turneth to evil, assisted the Empire in pursuit and destruction against the Knights of The Republic. Thou betrayed and murdered thy father. The Knights be all but extinct. Vader hath been seduced by the dark side of the Force
“We grant thou a seat at the round table, be we do not give thou the position of knight”
"By what authority? This is unjust! This is a slight on the Lord!"
"Take thy seat...young Knave Skywalker
@@messingmusic_and_animation
"thy" and "thine" are possessive, not "thee" so...
*Take thy seat, Knave Skywalker.*
He is aleardy a knight though.
Since Anakin is a Jedi Knight, I think it would be more accurate to say that he is amongst the clergy, but not bestowed upon the rank of Bishop.
“Hark! Chancellor Palpatine is a wretched fiend!”
“From my approach thou knights of Jedi are thy piteous incubus of evil!”
“Then thou is irreclaimable”
“This is the doom for thou, thine master.”
Finally, a Shakespearean-stle sentence that isn't pulled out of ass
I hate to say it, but
"Thou art"
@Kaiser Franz II, yep
Irreclaimable!🤣🤣🤣
There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we're naught but humble pirates.
Sir Anakin during the third crusade:
"Myself do not liketh sand"
It be coarse and rough and irritatin, and such a thing does go ev'rywh're!
you sir, Kenobi, underestimated my power
More like Sir Skywalker
@@endlessfreedomful Tryeth not t
‘Tis coarse, and rough, and it doth get everywhere
I love the design choice of Anakin's cybernetic hand being themed as like necrotic and powered by runes to function
"Hath thou ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise."
"Nay?"
"I thoughts not. 'Tis not a story the Church would tell thee. 'Tis tale of the Seidhe. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Seidhe, so powerful and so wise he could beseech yon midichlorians to create life… Such knowledge he had of the dark arts, he could even keep the ones he beloved from dying."
"He couldst truly keep people from death?
"
"The dark arts art a path to many abilities some consider abominable."
"What befell him?"
"He became so potent… the only thing he afeared was losing his power, which eventually, forsooth, he did. Alas, he taught his apprentice everything in his craft, then his apprentice slew him in his sleep. 'Tis Ironic. He could keep others from death, but not hisself."
"Be it possible to learn this sorcery?"
"Not from the clergy."
This be thee 66th like
This is so beautiful
Where is this from? (Unless you did this yourself; if so,. bravo!)
@@sameyeams its Palpatine and Aniken talking in the prequels.
@@pawn5253 I meant the way they speak
The language. The kind of English
I know this is from Episode 3
@@sameyeams Thank you! The William Shakespeare's Star Wars books were an inspiration, but I only had I and IV, and of course there is the popular conception how ye olde englishe is written. And of course, a lot of words made by Shakespeare are still in usage, even if some of them have become obscure. The world felt like it needed to be medievalized, and the word "Sith" is likely a reference to Cat Sidhe, so I used the contrast of christian civilization and pagan nature and mysticism that is all over Arthuriana. Unfortunately I could not make for a substitute for Darth Plagueis and the midichlorians. Too bad the word "Seidhe" turned out to be from Witcher. Oh well.
Of course, the first step was to copypaste the original dialogue, and merely to give it light touches. It's easy to do good work with such great source material.
I like how because Obi-Wan's lightsaber form is defensive, he gets a shield.
Well now I can't comment that, lol
and Anakin's is like that of a greatsword, great for slashing and offensive attacks
@@tacticalphantom313 Considering that Anakin's sword is actually shorter than Obi-Wan's - who wields his with only a single hand - I don't think that it was intentional.
the guy with something Well I guess his blade is shorter then I expected
And he's a lefty, like Link!
Also, I've seen artwork of Obi-Wan in the Clone Wars fighting with sci-fi armor and shield. Makes sense, really.
if *William Shakespeare's Tragedy of the Sith's Revenge: Star Wars Part the Third* had music
Idiots, i guess.
Jealousy
They don't like the prequels
only a sith deals with absolute
They are nothing more than rebel scum!
The best part was the opening sea battle where all the Galley's were shooting arrows at one another off the coast of the capital city. All the while Sir Kenobi and Sir Skywalker took a skiff to rescue the kidnaped Emperor from the clutches of Warlord Grievous!
Gotta say, this comment deserves more credit.
@@esunisen Why thank you
The artist of these illustrations refers Grievous as the Draugr General 👌
Obi Wan: _"HMS Oddball,_ hearest thou me?"
Oddball: "I hear thee, _HMS Negotiator."_
Obi Wan: "Sail thy squadron behind my vessel."
Oddball: "We art off thy stern, Admiral Kenobi." [to his squadron] "Raise gunport lids to attack position."
That just sounds incredible not gonna lie i'd love to see fan art of this
"The electors shall make judgement upon thee."
"Verily, the electors and I art one and the same."
"Upon this day, thou art not."
'Tis treason then!
@@CT-4274 *does random fucking spin move*
@@thesenate7942 *sheevspin
@@thesenate7942 AAAEYAAA!!!
Took me a minute to get this one. Nice
Sir Kenobi: Tis over Anakin! I hath the highland!
Lord Anankin: Thou underestimate my power!
Tryeth it not!
Thee w're mine own broth'r anakin, i did love thee
@@zealousdoggo Thou are hateth thee.
After getting his legs and arms chop chopped: Alright we’ll call it a draw
'Tis but a flesh wound!
Love the Holy Grail references.
Yes, a man of culture.
'TIS BUT A SCRATCH
I think Kylo is better suited to that joke, but this fits too. x)
“Tis over Anakin I haveth thine elevated footing!”
“Thou understate mine power!”
“Do not attempt it”
“En gaaaaauuuuurrrde!!!”
Edit: wow according to the comments I made so many grammatical errors
Hate to be the technical guy, but it actually is "en guarde"
Lukastace ScarletSword thanks for the correction 👍
Thou understand my power means you understand my power
@@lukastace3154 Hate to be the french guy, but actually we say "En garde". No U.
You must be entreated to bringeth balance of the Force, not to leave it in the fell darkness!
I loathe you!
You had been mine own brother, Anakin! I loved you.
I'm italian, so I can't do the "ancient english" quotes, but I can do it in italian vulgata:
Obi-Wan: tu eri il messia, Anakino! Era narrato che distruggessi li sith, non che ti giungess'a loro! Era tuo destino portar equilibrio ne la forza, non abbandonarla ne l'oscurità!
Anakino: Io ti detesto!
Obi-Wan: mi eri fratello! Ti amai come tale!
This just makes me mourn Ennio Morricone all the more 😢
@North Polar if translated it would be the exact thing the other are saying in old english
che bravo che sei @Agostino haha
I speak spanish and since they have common roots I can tell you that definitely I can see the dialogs of the movie in ancient speech.
Or I could be lying and you wouldn´t know either.
@@matiasfermandois264 You know what? I'm going to rewrite it. In LATIN!
Everyone's quoting sw in old english, but nobody's talking about this awesome version of battle over coruscant
Soðlice ealle menn spræcon ða ane spræce.
Ða ða hi ferdon fram eastdæle, hi fundon ænne feld on Senaarlande,
Witodlice hi hæfdon tigelan for stan ond tyrwan for weall-lim.
@thhor
*Middle English
Old English is more like Beowulf. It’s an entirely different language in itself, and not really something a modern English speaker will understand (unless they’re a scholar, and have learned it for scholarly purposes)
Middle English, what people are commenting in, is like late Medieval and Renaissance era King’s English (and therefore the early modern ancestor of modern Queen’s English). It is fairly easy to understand, provided you can get used to speaking and writing in iambic pentameter.
Really great version
@@EuropeYear1917 Early modern, not middle, middle English is still somewhat of a struggle to understand for modern speakers.
Obi Wan: "My vessel hath been struck!"
Anakin: "Verily I do see it. Goblins."
"i haveth failed thee young anakin, i haveth failed thee"
"i should have been aware thy jedi were in plans to seize control!"
"Anakin, the chancell'r is evil!"
"In mine own view of things, the Jedi are pagans!"
Well, then thy are lost!
@@angelikussnape Actually, it would have been: Well (or alas), then thou art lost.
“haveth” means “havs”
Can we just appreciate that they are perfectly represented Obi-Wan the Defensive Warrior with a shield and Anakin the aggressive Warrior with a Long sword
I didnt notice that, thank you kind sir
I forget the names of the forms specifically, but Obiwans was focused on defense and counters while Anakins was more about acrobatics and aggression
Honestly I imagined it to be more fitting because, this being medieval times, there obviously wouldnt be robotic prosthetics, so Anakin would in fact be one-handed, and therefore incapable of using a shield.
@@sivelg curiously, the picture shows some runes and bandages over his severed hand. Maybe he's using magic and bandages to kinda reattach it to his arm
and Obi-Wan's shield has an image of the varactyl he rode on the Siegue of Utapau, when confronting Grievous
Video: 1.5k likes and only 15 dislikes
Me: “I love democracy”
*Demoncracy*
4.1k to 29 dislikes
I love feudalism.
“Thou Love Democracy” you mean
“In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes”
They need to remake the prequels and clone wars all in a medieval setting
Wonder how the pod race would go. With chariots or a single horse or Banta or whatever is on Tatooine
I'm planning on making this as a d&d setting with this guy's music as background music
It's been done in Shakespearean
Fives’ death would be just as heartbreaking, unfortunately
Verily verily.
"Avast anakin, we cometh to our end. The high ground, t'is mine. Dare not advance."
"Thou doubtst mine own prowess?"
"Thou art a fooleth, Obi-wan, the high ground doth give me the upp'r handeth, not thee."
(according to Shadiversity, anyway)
2:23 Anakin on horseback, “Thus is when the merriment commences!”
"But first, cometh a comely courier who would wish thee to kindly lend thine lowly ears while he talketh about a new game called Raid Shadow Legends, a game which, verily, hath caught many an eye and ear 'twixt and 'twain every flailing fight 'tween the sea of coruscant, and the dunes of Mos Eisley - yea, verily, even to the temple of Jedi themselves, where many a brave lad and bold youth hast heard of the mighty battles and hath formed their own crusades, while eagerly crying over the eery airs and blasting winds: "Fortem vult!" - "the Force wills it"!.... wouldn't thou liketh that his tale be told, now?"
"Thou ist either with me or in opposition to me."
"Thy absolutist words speak of thy Sith heresy. I shall doth what I must."
"Thou wilst try!"
Forsooth, he was the finest horseman in the kingdom.
And let it be known he was, as well, a cunning knight.
And he was a good friend.
_"A long time ago, in a Land Far, Far away..."_
Where’s Padme
This be'th were the fun arises
me power shall be twice since thy last time I showed my face to thou
Did you fight in the clone wars
Did your ever get the rank of master?
“I haveth failed thee Anakin... I haveth failed thee”
“ ‘twas foolish of me to not see the Jedi planning such schemes of dominations”
“Anakin Pope Palpatine is a heretic!”
“In my perspective the Jedi beith heretic!”
“Then thine’s fate be sealed!”
Tis the end end for thee my master
*jumps to the high ground*
T’s ov’r anakin, I has’t the high did grind!
@@lordgamer4429
Doth thou underestimate my power!
"If havest faith in thy power? Why obsconder?"
"Thine shan't in my path, Darth Vader shall supercede the both of us."
So
The ships are wagons carrying archers firing fire arrows?
And the fighters are cavalry?
And the droids are skeletons?
And the clones are knights that are cool when i imagine it?
*Perfection*
I imagine it like Assassin's Creed. Where the Jedi are like the Creed and the Sith are like the Templars. If you asked where are the Jedi/Assassins they'll say oh yeah over there. But the Sith/Templar Order are everywhere and in everything. Sorry if you've never played AC and I just confused the eff outa you.
I'd guess the space ships would instead become
Y'know, naval ships.
The ships could still be ships but at sea
"I has't hath brought peace, freedom and security to mine own new empire."
"Thy new empire?
"Maketh not me killeth thee."
"Anakin, mine own allegiance is to the republic. To democracy!"
"if 't be true thou art not with me, then thou art mine own foe."
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes, I shall doth what I wilt."
"Thee shall tryeth"
what
@@Commander_Shepard. neigh, thou
Commander Shepard it’s Middle English if I read that right. It was the English variation used around 1200-1400 A.D.
Don't understand it therefore well done
the more you dont understand the more accurate it is
“Didst thee ever heareth the triumph of Master Kim, the talent?”
“His compositions were at all moments quite wondrous.”
Sir Kenobi: I hath failed ye, Anakin. I hath failed ye.
Sir Skywalker: Thy shalt have known better thee Jedi Knights would invade.
Sir Kenobi: But my squire, the King Palpatine is a twisted foe!
Sir Skywalker: But lo, for thy point of vision, thee Jedi Knights are the ones twisted!
Sir Kenobi: Thou is now forever lost!
thou are't thy chosen one
thou were supposed to end thy Sith not accompany thy Sith
twas said thou would bringeth uponeth balance to thy force not for thou to leave it in utter darkness
I truly find myself aggravated by thou
twas me brother, Anakin the first, I loved thou
He could still be called Emperor Palpatine, Emperor’s were a thing then, just not Chancellor
Its SER
@@moosejuice4231 You watched too much Game of Thrones. It's sir - ser is used in GOT to differ from the real world.
Thy = Your/Yours
Thou = You (nominative) as in "You are"
Thee = You (accusative) as in "I hath failed you"
Cheers, mate!
Kenobi: “T’is finished, Anakin, for I hath gained possession of the holy ground.”
Anakin: “Lacketh thou value in mine own might?”
Kenobi: “Attempteth not!”
Anakin: “En guard! ... NAY!”
Kenobi: “Hath not thou been He who art Chosen? Verily, for they hath said that thou wouldst destroy the Sith. Bringeth balance unto the Force which art nigh unto darkness... T’was mine brother, Anakin. For I hath lovest thee.”
"Good Morrow!"
"Ser Kenobi! Thou art a bold one"
"Thou were thy Chosen One! Tis said ye would destroy thy Sith, not join thee!"
“Bring balance to thy force, not leave it in darkness!l
Thou wast mine brother, Anakin! I loved thee!
Iron Hide I HATE THEEE!!
Sorry to ruin thy mood, but ye mixed up thy I hate thee, and I loved thee quotes.
Again, I appear to be the nitpicker of early modern English. It should be "not join them" in this case, as the Sith are inherently a plural noun (it is a group), thus thou shouldst use the second person plural (you/they/them) in reference to them, not the second person singular (thou/thy/thee).
"Ye turned milady against me!"
"Thou hath done so thyself"
I like to think that the illustration of Obi-Wan with a shield is a reference to his mastery of the Soresu lightsaber combat form and his impenetrable defense.
I think so too, it would have been nice to see anakin with a great two handed sword as well
@@Shaso-xv3tw I think he does
“Hello yonder”
“Friar Kenobi!”
"Tis true! Thou art a bold lad."
Anakin: Gets limbs chopped off
Anakin: “Tis but a scratch”
A scratch? I cut your arm off!
alexander the great no you havent
@@WeePhillup*Looks at arm* I've had worse
"I have bestowed peace, freedom, justice and security to my new Empire!"
"Friend Anakin, mine allegiance lies with the kingdom, with the monarchy!"
"If thou not stand with me, then thee makes thyself my foe!"
"Only a Sith deals in such foul treachery...I shalt do what I must"
I have been searching for this exact comment !! Heck yeah 👏
Real talk, "Only a Sith deals in such foul treachery" would've been a WAY better replacement for "Only a Sith deals in absolutes," gets the point across of Obi-wan's accusation without the blatant hypocrisy that's so obvious as to be oft-meme'd.
Thou shalt try.
AHHHH
Instead of monarchy you could also do "Most serene Republic" or "trade Republic*
1. Heretic Menace
2. Attack of the Turks
3. Lucifer's Revenge (revenge of the church previously)
4. A new Hope
5. Commonwealth Strikes Back
6. Return of the Hussars
Eu colocaria "revenge of hell"
4. A New Pope
the empire is clearly based on imperialistic authoritarian Europeans and Palpatine is literally a pope, and the Jedi as a whole have a more Eastern vibe, this shit doesn't track
Please forgive me... 6. Return of the Hussars...
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
@@mrglassbadguy485 I don't know, the Monastic orders fit the bill too. Especially Knights of Saint John with their whole hospital work. Also Authoritarian Imperialism has been used else where than just europe(and one might argue certain historical empire in far east fits the bill too), and a representative of a country that didn't get their turn on running an empire I bid you a merry trip to the nearest swamp.
Why do Star Wars character _always_ look awesome in medieval clothing, I'll never know. x)
Basically Star Wars is just medieval times just in the future. Their is a reason why they are called Jed knights. In legends cannon Jedi used metal swords until the invention of the lightsaber.
star wars = samurais/knights and cowboys from space
Pol L.R when you said cowboys are you referring to bounty hunters or something else
@@asscracker3970 Luke is the farmhand. The whole story begins when his uncle unwittingly buys some stolen horses which carry a diplomatic message.
Maybe because I look amazing in it?
"By order of the high council thy are under arrest"
"Is thou confronting me High mage?"
"The high council will decide thy destiny."
"Thy is the high council"
"Not currently"
"Its heresy then"
Henceforth, ye shalt beknownst as Vader..... of Darth. RISE.
I hath brought peace, freedom, justice, and hence security to mine empire new
Thous empire!?
Micah Ferrin do not hath thine kill thee
Thine kingdom
if thou art not with me, then thou art mine enemy
@@mystycor aniken the first, thy Allegiance is to thou republic to democracy.
Me: sees one dislike
Also me: *so uncivilized*
Star Wars Prequel and Original Trilogies, but with Medieval tones:
The Heretic Menace
Seige of the Templar
Revenge of the Heretics
A New Pope
The Kingdom Strikes Back
Return of the Paladin (as OmegaReaver suggested)
A new Pope, LMFAO 😂
New Pope, the highlight
Mmmm... Mayhap "Return of the Paladin" would fit suit the last.
OmegaReaver
Good idea.
A new squire?
Obi Wan: "I will do what I must."
Anakin: "You will try."
Geralt: "Fuck."
How uncivilised this witcher be.
"Tis' over Anakin, I have the High Ground"
"Thou underestimate the Holy Hand Grenade"
"What in the name of Richard?"
*BOOM*
"Tis but a Scratch"
"A Scratch?! Thou body hath been mutilated!"
" 'Tis only a flesh wound"
Thine use of the olde forms of English are utmost deplorable, m'lord.
'Tis over, Anakin! I have the Holy Hand Grenade!
Such affairs upon Cato Neimoidia shant-shant attribute...
Thine is the old English form of 'your,' so that first line says "It's over Anakin, your have the high ground."
@@adminchobe old english is unreadable unless you actually study it due to it being directly derived from ancient Danish and Gallic. It's Middle English.
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"T'is treason then!"
Thou were my kin, Anakin. I loved you.
I DESPISE YE!!!
"Against my will, hast thou turned her!"
"With thine own hand hath she been turned"
"Thou wilt ne'er take her from me!"
"Thine anger and lust for power hath robbed thee already of her. Thou hast made supplicant with this Dark Lord, his chicanery allowed to bewitch thy senses... And art now the very image of the Evil thou sworeth to destroy."
"Lecture me not, old fool! Freed art mine eyes from the shadow of the Jedi lies. I fear not the Dark Side! Behold! To mine own kingdom, I bring the fortunes of peace, liberty, the Lord's justice, and the security of the common man!"
"Thine own kingdom?"
"Force me not to kill thee"
"Blackguard, my fealty is e'er to the Republic! To Democracy!"
"If thou standest not at mine hand, thou standest against mine purpose!"
"In such absolution, dealeth only a Sith. I will do what I must."
"Thou wilt attempt it!"
You my friend are truly a god.
“‘Twas a jousting tournament, year 1362 of our Lord, and the Count of Skywalker, my brother in arms, was lined up at the other end of the championship match.” “As he lay, defeated in the sand, I pondered the scope of his crimes that had recently been revealed to me. From atop the steed, I called to him one last time, ‘Thou wert my brother, Anakin,’ and prepared to turn away from his shameful face forever.” Little did he know, the Earl of Kenobi would meet his glorified end in a fencing match of the ages, years later, to the man he had just laid in the dust, though he had only recently begun to raise Anakin’s hidden heir in the ways of knighthood. The boy only had one more place where he could learn the mysteries of advanced swordsmanship.
Absolute masterpiece, how does this not have more likes?
2:22 When Battle over Coruscant kicks in, you know it's going to become even more amazing than one can possibly imagine.
I see ships sailing along a burning city with our two knights getting ready to fight with their archers
This will make D&D fights epic.
Already started preparing
lmao the only reason i cant play it is bc one of my players hates star wars and ik he'd get salty and say it ruined his immersion if i played it... didn;t complain when i played music from the witcher though
@@quackhead1661 I find his lack of faith disturbing.
what about horror style themes? Can’t imagine revans theme in a horror style, much less imperial March.
"Hope" from the Rogue One OST is basically a horror version of Imperial March.
the emperor's theme in horror style would be much better
the problem is, they kind of already are...
God. How would they even be do Tubular Bells?
Just leaving a comment for proof that I was here during the premier
Profile picture is perfect for that comment.
Darth Vader: “Thou is my beloved? Is thou in good health? Thow well?” Palps: “Nay, tis have been slayed her, with thou anger”. Darth Vader: “NNNNNAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!”
Thou doesn't mean you, where, she, or your.
Wherefore art my beloved? Art schee en goode health?
Nay, thou hast slayed her, with thy anger.
NAYYYYYYYYYYY
CLONE THEME PLEASE in medieval style
"Sir Anakin, King Palpatine art evile!"
"From where'st I stand, the Jedi art evile!"
"Forsooth, thou art lost!"
Thou were the Anointed One! Thou were predestined to destroy yon Sith, not become one of their number!
MAKE NOT ME TAKE THY LIFE
Thou were mine brother, Anakin! I didst hold thee in the affections of my breast!
I DESPISETH THEE
“Isn’t he the one that will bring balance to the kingdoms?”
Lord Yoda: “aye he is, however he isn’t the only one. There is another, a princess much rather than a knight..”
Hello there
General Kenobi
General Kenobi, you are a good one.
Galvetron McDickens bold one*
@@Fad3rest back away! I will deal with this Jedi slime, myself!
Sir Skywalker: I shouldst has't known the Jedi w're taking ov'r!
Sir Kenobi: Well then thou art hath lost!
*Proceeds to "medievaly" dance around grilled Sir Anakin*
Padmé
‘Tis that within thine heart thou hast unlock’d-
What thou hast done and further plann’st to do.
I prithee stop this now, and come thou back.
I love thee still.
[Enter Obi-Wan]
Anakin
-Thou, liar, shalt die soon:
Thou didst bring him to kill me-‘tis a fact!
[Anakin begins to choke Padmé using the Force]
Obi-Wan
Release her, Anakin-indeed at once!
[Anakin releases Padmé, who falls aside, unconscious.]
Anakin
You turn’d my love, mine only love against me!
Obi-Wan
Thine actions sole are cause to that effect.
Forswear the chancellor, and be restor’d:
The rudder of thy ship may still be turn’d.
Anakin
You shall not take her from me, wretched man-
She is my stay, mine anchor in the storm.
Obi-Wan
Thine anger is the wind that blows her hence;
Thy lust for pow’r the sail that steers her far.
Thou hast allow’d the villain Palpatine
To navigate the compass of thy soul,
To serve as captain of thine heart’s dark course.
Upon thy once-still waters hath he play’d,
Till thou art like to be the very thing
Thou’d once have fac’d a tempest to destroy.
Anakin
Press not your even-kneel’d advice on me.
The lies of your weak Jedi Order are
But troubl’d oceans that do swell and ebb,
Yet my ship is not sway’d upon their tides.
I do not fear to row towards the dark:
Now peaceful currents run because of me,
Now freedom doth resound upon the flow,
Now justice have I brought unto the deep,
Now quick security doth chart my way,
Now am I admiral to Empire new.
Obi-Wan
An empire new-what chantey mad is this?
Anakin
Do not make me destroy you, Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan
My steadfast loyalty is to th’Repiblic,
Unto democracy mine hull is moor’d.
Anakin
If you shall pilot by another path,
You sink and are become mine enemy.
Obi-Wan
None but a Sith would set his helm so straight,
I shall do what I must to set thee right.
Anakin
You shall attempt it, aye, but shall be wreck’d.
[Anakin and Obi-Wan duel]
Obi-Wan
‘Tis true that I have fail’d thee, Anakin-
Thy course is but a failure to my name.
Anakin
I should have known the Jedi would attempt
To vanquish the Republic and seize pow’r.
Obi-Wan
O, listen to thy words: the chancellor,
E’en Palpatine, ‘tis he who evil is.
Anakin
Yet from a certain point of view-e’en mine-
The Jedi are the base and evil ones.
Obi-Wan
Then art thou lost indeed, my onetime friend.
Anakin
Herein shall be the end of Obi-Wan:
My Master he, who died on Mustafar.
[Obi-Wan leaps backwards onto the rocks]
Obi-Wan
‘Tis finish’d, Anakin, the triumph’s mine!
Here I do claim the high ground, yea, and all
The keen advantages of offereth.
Anakin
You underestimate my power with the Force.
Obi-Wan
Do not attempt to jump, this I warn thee:
Thou shalt not have the legs to make the leap.
[Anakin tried to leap over Obi-Wan, who cuts off his legs with his lightsaber. Anakin falls to the ground, slipping toward the lava.]
Anakin
O, bitter agony! O, man most cruel!
Obi-Wan
Thou wert the chosen one, who would destroy
The Sith, not join their frightful company.
Thou shouldst have brought balance to the Force,
Not leave it underneath a veil of dark.
Anakin
Hear these, my final words: I hate you, aye!
Obi-Wan
Thou wert to me a brother, Anakin,
An ‘twere we two were of one mother born.
I lov’d thee so, shall sadly mourn thy death.
[Anakin catches fire. Obi-Wan picksup Anakin’s lightsaber and exits]
Enter Darth Sidious and Clone Troopers
Trooper
Dear majesty, I bid you come-behold!
Sidious
By heaven, O, ‘tis he! Sore blister’d and
Abus’d by those who once did call him friend.
Yet still alive, O, wondrous strength indeed.
I prithee, bring a capsule medical.
The true work of shakespeare
you should replace lightsaber with sword
*dabs tears off my cheeks
MAGNIFIQUE!
Anakin: From a certain point of view.
Obi-Wan: I should use that
Obi-Wan used a fireball spell to strike Anakin fire damage
Thou hast enabled the Dark Lord to contort and pervert thee until, sadly, thou hast become all that thou once, upon only a short time ago, hath sworn to destroy.
Folly, mine master former, for mine own self would beg thee to desist! No longer are mine eyes closed to the falsehoods of the Knights Jedi! No reason doth mine own self hath need for fear of the Dark Side. To fear mine own power with no end! To fear what the Knights Jedi in tepid arrogance didst not allow mine own self to elevate! Ay! I proclaim! Nay! Rather thou shalt witness mine boast to thee that peace, security, and freedom are rendered upon mine new empire. By mine own strength, will, and hand!
An empire, anew, which 'thou' didst bring forth? Young and impetuous knave! Truly the Force mourns! Truly it bitterly weaps! For all thy abundance of gifted skill, courage, and strength at regretful last a means to the Dark Lord's end is all thou hast become! As with Dooku! As with Maul! Mark well and beware. Heed mine warning most grave. Their fate thou shalt surely share! The Dark Lord wilt cast thee aside shouldst thou be seen a threat or of use spent!
Ay! As was proclaimed to mine lady fair now thee are thusly informed that the Dark Lord shalt by mine hand fall. Maketh thouself not to be as well brought asunder!
Friend, I tell thee what thou knowest full and true. To the Republic, to democracy is wherein mine allegiance lies.
If thou standeth against mine own self thou art forever and more mine enemy. From now to thou last let mine own self curse thee for mine hate's sake! Let mine own self curse thee for failure to truth see! Let mine own self curse thee for allegiance to a Republic corrupt so justly dead. To the Knights Jedi blind devotion to utter rot and ruin!
So be it, mine brother in arms lost and beyond reproach. Thou whom absolutes embrace. Alas, unto futility's end wouldst more words lead. Let speech cease. Let accomodation be abandoned. Let bonds for once and for all be broken. Ay, let us venture forth to a shared grim finality. Only to thee let it be declared what must be done shalt truly so be.
In thy effort thou art most heartedly encouraged!
Hey Samuel, I think it would be really cool and sound really neat if you did something with Augies Great Municipal Band from the end of the Phantom Menace. Just an idea though.
The addition of the shield for obi wan with him being a defensive fighter is a really subtle but nice touch. Idk who does the artwork but they know their stuff!
Jake Bartok does the artwork!
*Anakin's legs get cut off*
" 'Tis but a scratch"
you turned her against me!"
"you hast done that yourself. "
"you shall not take her from me!"
"your spleen and thy lust for power hast already done that. Thou hast allowed this dark lord to twist thy mind, till now thou hast become the most thing thou swore to confound. "
"don't lecture me, obi-wan. I see through the lies of the jedi. I never fear the dark side as thou doth. I hast brought peace, freedom, justice and security to mine new empire. "
"your new empire?"
"don't causes meself dispatch thou. "
"anakin, mine allegiance is to the republic, to democracy!"
"if thou art not with me, then thou art mine foe. "
"only a sith deals 'i absolutes. I shall doth what i might not but. "
"you shall try. "
"Thou hath brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to thine newest Caliphate."
"Thine newest Caliphate?"
"Forbid thee to slay you."
"Dearest Anakin, thy fealty lies with the Vatican, to the Papacy!"
How awesome though, would it be for a Star Wars AU in a medieval-fantasy? Battle of Hoth in some sort of tundra, with weapons like trebuchets and battle rams instead of AT-ATs, the Force being a form of magic channeled by Knights of the light, and Paladins of the dark (Jedi and Sith). The Emperor being some sort of evil wizard, Vader being a scarred warrior wearing the armour to hide all of the injuries given by his original Knight master, etc. Grievous being some sort of resurrected abomination made by Count Dooku...fuck, that would be so god-damn awesome
They did have choirs back then. More commonly than now actually, so the singing in the song could still fit I think
Not necessarily. Choral music was very closely associated with the church, whereas instrumental music was shunned from the church and relegated to secular music.
So, the question is....do Obi-Wan and Anakin count as proper religious mythological figures?
@@Reeal15 Who says we can't have both though?
@@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd New headcanon: Clone Wars-era Obi & Ani but they are "Sir Kenobi" and "Sir Skywalker" and are both medieval crusaders spreading the word of the living force.
2:21 Two Horsemen along with their cavalry fighting a war on the outskirts of their kingdom.
These will do a fine addition to my collection