Both qui gon jinn and obi-wan Kenobi looks badass i give credit to qui gon because he is wearing the mandalorian armor, i Wonder what Darth maul will look like
@@emilygrae I believe there is a version of the film's written as a script in the style of William Shakespeare. That's as close as star wars gets to medieval I'm afraid.
Believe it or not, there was a papal edict once upon a time outlawing the use of crossbows in war within Christendom. (I think the idea was that a well made crossbow can pick off a well armoured lord even if it's being held by the poorest peasant in the army. They take minimal training (relative bows or melee weapons) to use and have greater penetrative power than most other options. Peasants picking off lords seems like a bad thing to encourage within the realm of feudal society, thus....outlawed!
i love the aurebesh engravings on their swords, it's a nice touch. qui-gon's blade reads "focus determines reality" and obi-wan's reads "guardian of the light"
"Lord Vader, canst thou harken to me?" "Verily. my master. Prithee, where is the lady Padme? Is she unscathed? Is she unharmed?" "T'would seem,in your righteous fury...you...slain her" **NAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!**
If this is medieval style, then surely they would be centurions of the ancient republic (i.e greece) or Knights of the new republic (revolutionary france - and yes this is stretching the medieval bit alot) ?
You seem to be forgetting that Star Wars takes place in a galaxy far away a long time ago. Way before the middle ages. Or Earth even existing probably.
"Didst thou e'er hear the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" "Nay, cousin." "Methought not. 'Tis not a tale the Jedi would deign to tell thee. Darth Plagueis was a Sith Lord so strong in mettle and wise in lore, the very Force was his domain. Yea, even unto the Midichlorians, from whence he could create life. Such was his learning of the Dark Side, his kin and household could he shield from death's embrace." "Upon my soul! Death held no sway o'er he and his?" "A pathway unnatural to many, yet leading to wond'rous abilities: such is the Dark Side of the Force." "And of this proud lordship, his fate?" "Anon, his strength grew so greate, that only it's sudden absence did he fear: Verily, absent it became. His squire he schooled in all his art, and that wastrel did by cunning and nocturnal means murder his lordship while sound he slept. And thus, fate's grand irony: Others he could keep from death, but not himself." "Would that this lost art could be discovered." "Aye: But methinks not from a Jedi."
In all my conclusions I hold the belief that thou art but a Sith lord, one of that ye swore upon sword to destroy. Thou were once my brother yet I loved thee. Nay, I failed thee!
Well i'd say do what you like! If you wanna do more medieval arrangements, do those. If you want to stick to cinematic pieces then that's fine too! Personally though i like this bit of variation, so i definitely wouldn't mind more medieval ;)
Obi-Wan: Thou was thy chosen being. T’was to’ld in mere myths and prophecies, to fight Dark Lords. Not join them in lordship. Thou was brethren, Ser Ani. I’ve had grown affection for you
@PKMNTrain3rRed "I advise thee not to preach, Sir Obi Wan! For I see through thine deceptions of the Jedi. For I do not fear Dark Lordship as thou doth! I have brought forth peace, freedom, justice, and security to mine new kingdom!"
@@proskkywhitestorm5865 it's probably more visibly on a nice computer moniter(not saying that he has one. but I'd guess that's probably the only way you can read it)
Fun fact : there's an offical star wars book in the style of william shakespeare of the prequel and original trilogy. I even have a physical copy of one
@@ARC--br7ot *Durge:* Sir Jango Fett had fates blessing I was entombed in slumber. Now, I am tasked to rid existence of all his spawn… Starting with thou !
@@2LucasKane3 ask and ye shall receive Ep 2. Onslaught whence cometh from ye reflected Ep 3. The forsaken didst claimeth, lex talionis Ep 4. Arise anew, didst the f'rgotten faith Ep 5. His Lordship of the realm striketh asunder Ep 6. The valorous returneth Ep 7. Ye olde vigour doth awaken Ep 8. Thy valorous ultimare Ep 9. Rise, ye who walketh the heavens
"Nay, I am thy father." "Nay. 'Tis not true. 'Tis unfeasible!" "Pray, search the feelings of thine heart. Thou knownst it be truth." "NAY!!!!! NAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!"
I know it's for stylistic purposes, but having such reinforced, rounded ricassos as the 'lightsaber emitters' on these longswords would actually make for wonderful parrying surfaces, and would bring the point of balance back towards the hand, resulting in nimble weapons with great point control.
*"ye olden fortnitghts twas, in the heavens, distances apart..."* *SPACE CONFLICTS* *Or Heaven Conflicts, or Sky Battles or Ye Olden Heaven Squabbles but whatever, you decide* Tale I: Ye Untraceable Assailant Tale II: Conflict of the Inbreds Tale III: Vengence of Ye olde Tyrants Tale IV: Ye Other Alternative Solution Tale V: Ye Olden Foe Retaliates Tale VI: Return of Ye Olden Jedi Knight of Yore Tale VII: The Wizardry Unveils itself Tale VIII: Ye Olden Final Jedi Knights of Yore Tale IX: The Ascendance of Squire-Walker Singular Squire, Ye old Space Conflict Tale Ye Olden Marry Band of Rebels: A Space Conflict Tale
Look up "James Arnold Taylor and Sam Witwer performing a scene from The Princess Bride." It's the guys who played Obi-wan and Maul in the Clone Wars playing that scene.
“‘Tis the end, friend. For the soil under which I stand be higher than thou.” “Thou art foolish, for you are forgetting my skill in battle and the enemies of which I’ve fallen!” “Go forth, young sire, and make peace. To try this feat would surely end in folly.” “Curses! Gone are my extremedies! “Ye! This young sire were ordained and anointed be the almighty! ‘‘Twas said you’d vanquish our enemy and cast the darkness from this land. But thou hast taken up their call to arms against thine own kin!”
‘‘Tis ended, Ser Anakin, for I control the superior position!” “You underestimate my skill!” “Try it not, sirrah!” *Anakin tries it* “You were the Blessed One! ‘‘Twas written you would vanquish the Sith, not join their ranks! Restore balance to The Force, not forsake it to darkness!” “I doth hold nothing but contempt in my heart for thee!” “Thou were’t as my kin, Anakin. I lovéd thee.”
Christ, learneth thee yon mastery of ye olde medieval speakery lest thou makest a fool of thyself henceforth. "Thou once were my brother, Anakin, I loved *you* ?" Verily, I did cringe greatly.
Can y’all actually imagine this. Star Wars in a medieval period all on one planet, the Jedi and Sith use magic instead of the Force and the lightsabers are just swords made of steel hard crystals, the Republic is just a kingdom and it’s enemy is the Sith Empire trying to conquer the world. The battle scenes would rival Lord of the Rings.
Steward Palpatine: "Hast thine heard the tragedy of Baron Plagueis the Wise?" Sir Skywalker: "Nay." Steward Palpatine: "Me thought naught. Tis not a tale the Jedi would beseech thee. For it be a Sith legend. Baron Plagueis t'was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he could usest the Force to mould the mead-a-chloreens to createst... life. He hath such knowledge of the Dark Side he could savest thine loved ones from perishing."
I believe thine medieval speak requireth work, young squire. methinks it be "methought" as a single word and "useth" in place of usest. I do *beseech* thee to use more creative names such as the "Dark knights" in place of the "sith" and to know how ye olde words do work (it be had, not hath, mine squire). This be but a lesson, I pray that thee do not take this as a "throwing of the glove".
A more correct version. (I hope.) Steward Palpatine: Hast thou heard the tragedy of Baron Plagueis the Wise?" Sir Skywalker: Nay. Steward Palpatine: Methought not. For it is not a tale the Jedi would recant unto thee. For it is a legend of the Dark Knights. Baron Plagueis was a Dark Master of the powers wielded by the Dark Knights, whose power was so great that he could manipulate the Force to create Midichlorians, even to createth... life itself. His power was exceedingly powerful, to where he could protect the ones he cherished from perishing.
@@superepic9336 Simple; make the different planets of Star Wars continents on one shared world, like Corusant becomes a country and across the sea lies Dagobah etc etc Or, since magic is available with the Force, make it so that the different planets are like planes of existence, kind of like how the Witcher series handles other worlds.
@@Huvpalto He could have a Guan Dao, a Chinese sword on a staff with a pointed back end, so he uses the sword in normal combat and can still stab Qui-Gon with the back side.
Turmoil has engulfed the Mediterranean. The taxation of trade routes to the Holy Land is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly war galleys, the greedy merchants of Venice have stopped all shipping to the small island of Malta. While the nations endlessly debate this alarming chain of events, the Pope has secretly dispatched two Knights Hospitaller, the guardians of pilgrims, to settle the conflict..
@The Biddi Boy To supplement your comment, the Church of Rome broke apart from the Orthodox (= right way) one, just like neo Siths were Jedi renegades. Or you could also see Christianism as stemming from Judaism. And from Jehudi to Jedi, there isn't but one step ^^.
I love that this implies there is a medieval Darth Maul. Makes his accuracy with his strikes far scarier if he actually is using a weapon that requires such a technique.
Double bladed swords did exist and were surprisingly effective in the right hands. They were also heavy, cumbersome, and expensive which really put a damper on having them for the 99% of the time you weren't in a fight to the death.
The Amazing Artwork is by Jake Bartok! You guys are the first to see his next Medieval Star Wars Piece! Go Follow his work! instagram.com/jakebartok/ twitter.com/JR_Bartok
You should look into a Witcher x Mandalorian combination. Those shows have too damn much in common. Both are bounty hunters, both are assigned to (at first) reluctantly protect a child, they both appear exclusively on rivalling streaming services, and both shows aired at roughly the same time. Even their titles give off a similar vibe.
“I will make sure you stay awake long enough to feel every single cut, your death will be beyond excruciating. You will suffer... as I have suffered.” - Darth Maul
@@guyincognito3530 "i shalt maketh sure thee stayeth awaketh longeth enow to feeleth ev'ry single cutteth, thy death shall beest beyond excruciating. thee shall suff'r. as i has't suff'r'd!"
"We are beset, by infidels in an ambush! If Allah wills it, we must permit the riders more time. Focus attacks on the crusader stronghold" ~ Amiral Ackbar
*STELLAR CRUSADE* “The Shadow Ruffian” “Duel of the Inbred” “Revenge of the Witch” “A New Squire” “The Imperial Ambush” “Return of The Holy Knight” EDIT: Along with a few extras, “The Inbred Wars”(Clone Wars) “Opposers to the throne”(Rebels) “Star Conflict Field of Battle 2”(Battlefront 2) “Star Conflict: Defeated Coucil”(Order 66 maybe?)
Interlude I: The Wraith Peril Interlude II: Onslaught of the Counterfeits Interlude III: Vengeance of the Sith Interlude IV: A Contemporary Aspiration Interlude V: Kingdom Smites Back Interlude VI: Return of the Knights Interlude VII: The Vigor Awakens Interlude VIII: The Peceding Knight Interlude IX: The Commence of Sir Skywalker
The Aurebesh (Star Wars language) on the lightsabers was a great touch! For anyone wondering, Qui-Gon’s Saber says “focus determines reality” and Obi-Wan’s says “guardian of the light”
Do you know how to read it or did you use a translator? I found a translator and I am studying how to read and write it. I wrote stuff in it on my cars in Forza Horizon 4 lol.
Troy Andrade I read it. I am not fluent in reading and writing it yet but I can recognize the letters and spell out words. Occasionally when things are really tiny or the letters are oddly shaped I will need a page with all the letters on it to help out.
Shefali Roy Sharma when I was first learning, I just searched up aurebesh on google. There are tons of pictures on there with all the letters. For practice I watched all the star wars movies again and tried to read it wherever I found it. I am not yet fluent in reading and writing it yet though.
If you want to learn Aurekbesh but don't know where to start, you can find some cool tutorials in the exact opposite direction of tits & ass, just keep walking until the stench of male virginity gets unbearable
As did the original sith tribes, with warblades infused with the literal darkside of the force. Iirc the warblades were used much longer and what actually inspired the idea of protosabers.
Bedlam hath beset the Galactic Kingdom. The levying of trade routes t’ward outlying villages and kingdoms are but a quarrel. In aspiration to resolute the matter with a siege of deadly battalions, the gluttony of the Trade Federation hath stopped all expeditions to the small kingdom of Naboo. Whilst great nobles of the Republic endlessly parley this dismaying array of affairs, the Supreme Ruler has furtively consigned Jedi Knights in twine, the guardians of peace and justice o’er the land, to remedy the affray....
"And lo, it is over for I have attained the highest of ground." "Thou dost underestimate mine power!" "Thou shalt not try it." "ARRRRGH!!!" And lo, Sir Anakin wast cut asunder and left to die.
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I present to thee, The Force Theme (BInary Sunset) in Medieval Style!
ruclips.net/video/KhktXWzMHKU/видео.html
Please keep on with ye medieval music! It’s great
You're doing amazing, I recently subscribed!
Many thanks to Sir Samuel Kim Music.
Both qui gon jinn and obi-wan Kenobi looks badass i give credit to qui gon because he is wearing the mandalorian armor, i Wonder what Darth maul will look like
Samuel Kim Music do you think after your done with the medieval remixes, you could Star Wars remixes as if they were in an anime intro? Just curious.
"Tis decreed by ancient lore, that always two of the Sith there are"
"Pray tell, who hath we slain? Hath it been the master or his squire?"
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@Paul lmao
*whom have we slain
Okay, NOW I need a complete medieval remastering of the movies. At least in book form. Or perhaps graphic novel?
@@emilygrae I believe there is a version of the film's written as a script in the style of William Shakespeare. That's as close as star wars gets to medieval I'm afraid.
May I present, Sir Jinn and his squire Kenobi.
No no sir.... It's *ser* jinn and his squire kenobi.
What Darth Vader,Darth Maul,Yoda,and Palpatine should be named at in medieval?
@@gunlyte4661 Lord Vader, Lord Maul, Knight Commander Yoda, and King Sheev Palpatine I.
hahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah ok no
Two jedi knights. Master Jinn and his apprentice Kenobi.
"Greetings Yonder"
"General Kenobi - thou art a courageous one"
*a courageous one thou art
@@lollel6149 no he was corect
"Take hiz life……"
**Droids closing in*
“Halt thine pressing, I shalt deal with this slime for which calls itself a Jedi by my own accord”
“So is your turn then”
@@averongodoffire8098 thine imbicil
Tis so I have been trained in thine jedi swordsmanship by king dooku
*"'tis here where pleasurable activity shalt commence."*
-- Sir Anakin Skywalker
"Hark! This truly be chariot racing!"
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This is where the fun begins
@@matteoviola5760
"Why, Hail thee"
~ Sir Ben of the Sash
Sir Windu: thou art on this council young Skywalker yet thou shalt not be granted the honourable title of "sir"
Obi wan: **cuts off Anakin’s arms and legs**
Anakin: ‘tis but a scratch
A scratch? Your arm's off!
@@rebelkommando6166 No it isn't!
@Will DeMarco a crusader movie/
Flaming Anakin: We'll call it a draw
@Will DeMarco Monty python film reference
“Thou art in this league, but we forfeit thy rank of Duke.”
“‘Tis be egregious! It is unjust!”
FlyTour69
How can thou be on thy league and not be a duke
@@hollowroxas4742 taketh a seat young skywalker
Thine words be left fruitless of others’ grace
@@cathalmcshane3524 (or) Seat yourself sirrah!
Oh nice! Good one my good sir.
*Lord Maul stabs Sir Qui Gon*
Obi Wan: Naaay!
'tis but a scratch!
@@datuhuginn5079 Monty Python and the holy grail reference!
Maul: it’s only a flesh wound
Kenobi: but your legs are gone
Maul: *realises kenobi now has a permanent high ground over him* KENOBI
@@ajc6354 Maul: " looks up at Kenobi" We'll call it a draw....
Kenobi: " kicks Maul into the pit"
Darth Maul: “What, you egg?”
*stabs Qui-Gon*
*Shoots crossbow at enemy*
Squire Obi-Wan of the Jedi Faction: "So uncivilized."
Knight
Don't forget Chewy has a crossbow.
This is brilliant, as crossbows were indeed held as uncivilized by the higher classes.
*Jedi Order, Church of Force
Believe it or not, there was a papal edict once upon a time outlawing the use of crossbows in war within Christendom. (I think the idea was that a well made crossbow can pick off a well armoured lord even if it's being held by the poorest peasant in the army. They take minimal training (relative bows or melee weapons) to use and have greater penetrative power than most other options. Peasants picking off lords seems like a bad thing to encourage within the realm of feudal society, thus....outlawed!
Obi Wan jumps down: Greetings!
Grievous: Sire, Kinobi!
You are thy bold one
"Hail to thee."
Thou thie bold un, Knight Obi-Wan.
Greeting peasant how goes thee?
Grievous, the mythical skeleton/reptile beast with 4 arms, flailing 4 different swords all at once
He’s done medieval styles of Duel of the Fates and He’s a Pirate, but still hasn’t combined them.
Duel of the Pirates
@@Mr.Spindle *medieval style...*
Give him time
Pirate of the fates. Good comment!
It would be too powerful to combine them
“Thou hast been bested, Anakin. I stand over thee.”
“Fool! My strength surpasses thine!”
Subtle! Nicccce
@Bogart Williamson "I detest thee!"
Krel “Thou was’t like kin, Anakin. I lovéd you.”
"I hath the geographical advantage, young squire."
"Is!"
i love the aurebesh engravings on their swords, it's a nice touch. qui-gon's blade reads "focus determines reality" and obi-wan's reads "guardian of the light"
And that fits Obi-Wan for sure. His official call sign is Guiding Light.
Cool!
I was having trouble reading the Aurebesh on Obi-Wan's blade. Glad I could find it in the comments!
Thanks for the translation
"Lord Vader, canst thou harken to me?"
"Verily. my master. Prithee, where is the lady Padme? Is she unscathed? Is she unharmed?"
"T'would seem,in your righteous fury...you...slain her"
**NAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!**
Most under appreciated comment
I has't did laugh mine own rampallian off
Doth not waaaant!!!
That's beautiful
I wish I could like this many more times.
"The holy lands have fallen to the dark side." "Begun, the Crusades have."
Now that sends a chill down my spine I've not felt in a very long time
DEUS VULT!! We will take Coruscant
What about the droid attack on Jerusalem?
The Clone Crusades
and what about Acre
Star Wars: Knights of the very, very old republic
Star Wars: Knights of the very, very old republic
Star Wars: Nights of the very very very, oh so very very pre space travel old republic
If this is medieval style, then surely they would be centurions of the ancient republic (i.e greece) or Knights of the new republic (revolutionary france - and yes this is stretching the medieval bit alot) ?
You seem to be forgetting that Star Wars takes place in a galaxy far away a long time ago. Way before the middle ages. Or Earth even existing probably.
"kingdom"
“The Bubonic plaque is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”
Let the plague flow through you!
@@mushroomwizard1175 henceforth thou shall be known as... Darth... Fader
Plague Doctor rages
Praytell, good sir? be it possible to acquire this ability?
@@raetekusu1 Not From a Night of the Realm.
"Didst thou e'er hear the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"Nay, cousin."
"Methought not. 'Tis not a tale the Jedi would deign to tell thee. Darth Plagueis was a Sith Lord so strong in mettle and wise in lore, the very Force was his domain. Yea, even unto the Midichlorians, from whence he could create life. Such was his learning of the Dark Side, his kin and household could he shield from death's embrace."
"Upon my soul! Death held no sway o'er he and his?"
"A pathway unnatural to many, yet leading to wond'rous abilities: such is the Dark Side of the Force."
"And of this proud lordship, his fate?"
"Anon, his strength grew so greate, that only it's sudden absence did he fear: Verily, absent it became. His squire he schooled in all his art, and that wastrel did by cunning and nocturnal means murder his lordship while sound he slept. And thus, fate's grand irony: Others he could keep from death, but not himself."
"Would that this lost art could be discovered."
"Aye: But methinks not from a Jedi."
This is by far the best comment on the whole video. T’is leagues afore those hasty young fools, who can naught a word of what they say.
@@user-pm1gb2eo1s Aye, for this one doth herald great lore, which is delightsome unto one's ears, and doth cause mineself to shake with laughter.
Sirrah, Sith lords art my skill and fancy.
In all my conclusions I hold the belief that thou art but a Sith lord, one of that ye swore upon sword to destroy. Thou were once my brother yet I loved thee. Nay, I failed thee!
Thou deserves many more abundant likes than thou hath earned
"Behead him squire Anakin, behead thou foul beast noweth"
"My lord, tis not thy jedi way"
"Thou shalt dew it"
”thou shalt dew it!”
One of my favorite qoutes from now on
(Dews-dews? Is that what we're going for here?-DEWS it)
I shan't haveth done it. Tis not thy jedi way
Twas to dangerous to be kept alive.
mountain dew it
@@coromo4978 😂
Thou: You
Thy/Thine: Your
also its ‘Lorde’ or ‘Lourde’ in medieval times.
"I disliketh marl. T'is coarse and rough and vexing and hideth in every nook and crevice."
Well said, young squire!
Shakespeare: 100
Indeed a worthy statement of praise
Nooo! Lmaoooo
Freakin sand
Sir Kenobi: "Anakin, Wizard Palpatine is Evil"
Anakin: "From my perspective the knights are evil"
Sir Kenobi: "Then verily thou art lost!"
Anakin: " 'Tis the end for thee, o 'Master' of mine!"
"the pope is not as forgiveing as I am."
"This is so wizard Ani"
Do you want to hear more medieval Star Wars arrangements or should I just stick to Epic/Cinematic music for this channel?
Let me know! :D
More star wars. Not that many midevil please
Can you do general grievous theme medieval next. I would love that
Medieval Sith/Darth Nihilus theme.
Imperial march in medieval (:v
Well i'd say do what you like! If you wanna do more medieval arrangements, do those. If you want to stick to cinematic pieces then that's fine too! Personally though i like this bit of variation, so i definitely wouldn't mind more medieval ;)
Can't wait to hear "Battle of Heroes", "Imperial March", and "The Force" in Medieval style! :D
"Battle of Sires" "Vatican March" and "Witchcraft" I already have the titles.
And a “Jedi’s Fury”
Also, "Across the stars" and "Princess Leia's theme" !!!
And cantina song
Wait what about Anakin’s Dark Deeds?
Kenobi: "Squire Anakin! My allegiance is to thine Kingdom! To Monarchy!"
Anakin: "If thou art not with me, thou art mine adversary..."
Kenobi: "Thou Sith deal truly to absolutes. I must do as shall be."
Anakin: "Thou shall try..."
This just made Anakin an anarchist.
Obi-Wan: Thou was thy chosen being. T’was to’ld in mere myths and prophecies, to fight Dark Lords. Not join them in lordship. Thou was brethren, Ser Ani. I’ve had grown affection for you
I AM THE COURT!
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 I AM THY COUNCIL
“Thou hast turned her against thy!”
“Thou hast done that thou self”
"Thou shan't take her from mine grasp!"
@PKMNTrain3rRed "I advise thee not to preach, Sir Obi Wan! For I see through thine deceptions of the Jedi. For I do not fear Dark Lordship as thou doth! I have brought forth peace, freedom, justice, and security to mine new kingdom!"
@@ericmonaco4509 "Don't make me smite thee..."
@@ericmonaco4509 "If thou art not with me...thou art mine adversary..."
@@ericmonaco4509 "Thou shall try..."
*Alas, ‘tis finished, Anakin. It is indeed I who holds the higher elevation!*
Anakin: *Oh, really? It was I who held the higher elevation during the Clone Wars!*
Thou must not missvalue the valor I possess!
@@nikohirvonen4726 Attempt it not, I pray thee
Its over anakin I have the fates
Ahh tis imposter, yee sus
Writing on Qui-Gon's sword: Focus determines reality
Writing on Obi-Wan's sword: Guardian of the light
How the fuck you able to read the inscriptions on the swords, like I can’t even see any letters or arubesh?
Thank you Master Yoda
@@proskkywhitestorm5865 it's probably more visibly on a nice computer moniter(not saying that he has one. but I'd guess that's probably the only way you can read it)
Yoda... You are a wise one
@@EchoCamCam no, I read it from my mobile phone
Can we please take a second to appreciate the effort that someone put into drawing Kenobi and Jinn like this?
I agree, Jedi master, this artist is
His name is Jake Bartok, he's an amazing artist
imagine maul with the double bladed Excalibur
@@SuperKamiGuruu
Bruh. Take it a step further and have his blade be covered in lamp oil and Light it on fire. It is not tactically sound, but cool.
He looks like if he was wearing Beskar Mandalorian Armour.
Fun fact : there's an offical star wars book in the style of william shakespeare of the prequel and original trilogy.
I even have a physical copy of one
What is it called?
What is the name?
Nvm I found out
Ian Doescher is the author
Search that on Amazon or whatever and you’ll find the books
@@riptidekills1334 The books get better as the author gets more familiarwith the style.
Really? Thanks for letting me know
“Doth, or N’er. Yea, no try there art.”
- Yoda
the north remembers you, RIP
THE NORTH REMEMBERS
This is so hard to understand the first time I read it
@@Pooedepizze
“Verily, for ye must have great patience, my young Padawan.”
- Yoda
THE NORTH REMEMBERS
“Verily verily!”
-every battle droid in the CI£
Thou art good men. Let us go and destroy a batch of Clankers
Aye, sir.
@@ARC--br7ot *Durge:* Sir Jango Fett had fates blessing I was entombed in slumber. Now, I am tasked to rid existence of all his spawn… Starting with thou !
@@Infernal460 nay. FOR THE REPUBLIC
@@ARC--br7ot Bonum militi verbis ordines serviri.
Ages past in a land far far hence...
KINGDOM FEUDS
Ep 1. The malevolent apparition
omg. please do the other titles aswell.
@@2LucasKane3 ask and ye shall receive
Ep 2. Onslaught whence cometh from ye reflected
Ep 3. The forsaken didst claimeth, lex talionis
Ep 4. Arise anew, didst the f'rgotten faith
Ep 5. His Lordship of the realm striketh asunder
Ep 6. The valorous returneth
Ep 7. Ye olde vigour doth awaken
Ep 8. Thy valorous ultimare
Ep 9. Rise, ye who walketh the heavens
@@Retro_Yak Do droid names please
@@Retro_Yak OMG amazing, thank you
@@Yeiny0810
Art Thou Thee Thou
aahhh yes, the best comment section I've ever seen
agreed
so it would seem
Whats ur profile pic lol
@@ashirmalik2310 joe
501st like
If anyone is wondering qui gons lightsabers says “focus determines reality” and obi wans “guardian of the light”
Fascinating detail. Thanks!
Love it
Nice! But, in what lenguage?
Tomás Rivera aurebesh
I wasn't. But I would totally use that picture for a dnd campaign...
the dislikes are people who don't like literal Jedi knights.
The dislikes are from the Sith Lords
@@tommylarrys Sith lords are sissies
Guille Perez you have a red lightsaber in your pic 🤡
@@LaSneky Happy landings are our speciality
@@tommylarrys Search Revenge of the sand in youtube. All your doubts will dissapear.
"Sir Jinn!"
"Yes squire Kenobi"
"We are being sieged!"
"Ah, Lord Maul again?"
"No sire, the French!"
I believe Jeanne d'Arc is a sith lord...
"No sire, the French!" had sent my sides to Yavin
@@salt_factory7566 shes ventress
*I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!!!!!!*
“The French!” Oh my god I wasn’t ready for that, that just took me out
"Nay, I am thy father."
"Nay. 'Tis not true. 'Tis unfeasible!"
"Pray, search the feelings of thine heart. Thou knownst it be truth."
"NAY!!!!! NAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!"
LMFAOOOOOOO
Wrong era
Obi-Wan: Alas, the bout is at its end, Anakin. For I possess the greater elevation
Alas, thou hath underestimated myne power!
"Try it not..."
I love you
NAAAYYYY!!!!
Alas, thou shan't underestimate myne might
Maul: Is Samuel Kim the Chosen one?
Obi-Wan: He is.
Maul: He will entertain us.
Genuis yes you are
666 likes lmao
Nvm lmfao
I bet Darth Maul would be wielding a double bladed bow staff if he were to face Sir Qui Gon and Nave Kenobi!
Ser*
Perhaps the menace wields a double bladed sword as it already exists in Star Wars
@@DarthVader-oy6fq *sir, ser is only in GOT to set it apart from real midieval Europe
@@DarthVader-oy6fq
Vader! Mi'lord
William Stephen exactly fool
I know it's for stylistic purposes, but having such reinforced, rounded ricassos as the 'lightsaber emitters' on these longswords would actually make for wonderful parrying surfaces, and would bring the point of balance back towards the hand, resulting in nimble weapons with great point control.
Ssssoooooo...it's a good idea?
You could say that Lightsabers were elegant weapons, for a more _civilized_ age.
@@The-Plaguefellow love that
Sort of like big Colichemardes
Wow, cool!
*"ye olden fortnitghts twas, in the heavens, distances apart..."*
*SPACE CONFLICTS*
*Or Heaven Conflicts, or Sky Battles or Ye Olden Heaven Squabbles but whatever, you decide*
Tale I: Ye Untraceable Assailant
Tale II: Conflict of the Inbreds
Tale III: Vengence of Ye olde Tyrants
Tale IV: Ye Other Alternative Solution
Tale V: Ye Olden Foe Retaliates
Tale VI: Return of Ye Olden Jedi Knight of Yore
Tale VII: The Wizardry Unveils itself
Tale VIII: Ye Olden Final Jedi Knights of Yore
Tale IX: The Ascendance of Squire-Walker
Singular Squire, Ye old Space Conflict Tale
Ye Olden Marry Band of Rebels: A Space Conflict Tale
*fortnights
I'd call them the Knights Jedi, but I loved your comment tho XD
@@lephantomchickn3676 technically spelling wasn't invented in the middle ages.
@@Eternal-pj8zh Can't argue with that
Gold star for you my friend!!
Obi Wan to Darth Maul:
"Hello, my name is Obi Wan Kenobi. You killed my master. Prepare to die!"
*Yoda voice*: Mmm, a priceless comment, this is. Strong with you, the geek Force is. 😁😁😁👏👏👏👏
How about this no disintegration
Westley as dread pirate Robins as you wish
Hello there*
Look up "James Arnold Taylor and Sam Witwer performing a scene from The Princess Bride." It's the guys who played Obi-wan and Maul in the Clone Wars playing that scene.
Obi Wan cuts Darth Maul in half
Darth Maul: *alright we'll call it a draw*
Monke
Literally what happens tho
Tis but a scratch
A scratch! Your legs are off
star wars episode X:holy grail crossover
Maul did survive
“‘Tis the end, friend. For the soil under which I stand be higher than thou.”
“Thou art foolish, for you are forgetting my skill in battle and the enemies of which I’ve fallen!”
“Go forth, young sire, and make peace. To try this feat would surely end in folly.”
“Curses! Gone are my extremedies!
“Ye! This young sire were ordained and anointed be the almighty! ‘‘Twas said you’d vanquish our enemy and cast the darkness from this land. But thou hast taken up their call to arms against thine own kin!”
Bro speak that old english
YES
Had me at "Gone are my extremities!"
This one's my favorite.
GONE ARE MY ENTRAILS!
My FLANKS! I HOWL TO THEE!
‘Tis over Sir Skywalker, I hath obtained the high ground!
Thou shalt not question my strength 💪
Thou shalt not underestimate my power
Thou shant try it
Thou were the chosen one!
@@caderen5624 "Thou were meant to smite the Sith, not align with thee."
‘‘Tis ended, Ser Anakin, for I control the superior position!”
“You underestimate my skill!”
“Try it not, sirrah!”
*Anakin tries it*
“You were the Blessed One! ‘‘Twas written you would vanquish the Sith, not join their ranks! Restore balance to The Force, not forsake it to darkness!”
“I doth hold nothing but contempt in my heart for thee!”
“Thou were’t as my kin, Anakin. I lovéd thee.”
This is poetry
"I DETEST THEE"
Christ, learneth thee yon mastery of ye olde medieval speakery lest thou makest a fool of thyself henceforth. "Thou once were my brother, Anakin, I loved *you* ?" Verily, I did cringe greatly.
I'm sorry but I can't read it otherway but with a scottish accent.
Love this
Sir Jinn: You are a saucy boy.
Maul: What? You egg.
[He stabs him]
This is criminally underrated.
Thy underestimates my power
Farzan Munshi Don’t try it
Spoopy dooter Raghhhhhh
Ok, 500,000 master points for referencing "MacBeth."
Can y’all actually imagine this. Star Wars in a medieval period all on one planet, the Jedi and Sith use magic instead of the Force and the lightsabers are just swords made of steel hard crystals, the Republic is just a kingdom and it’s enemy is the Sith Empire trying to conquer the world. The battle scenes would rival Lord of the Rings.
I think there's fanfiction of that on AO3 somewhere...
@@danielawesome36 If you don’t mind, what’s AO3?
@@johnblon1536 Archive Of Our Own. It contains mostly fanfictions.
Wasn't that the Dawn of the Jed'ai lore?
Look up Star Wars as told by Shakespeare. You will not be disappointed.
"I was once a crusading knight the same as your father "
"He was the best horse rider of the barony... And a good friend"
"before the dark times... before the ottomans"
"now the knights are all but extinct"
"You fought in the hussite wars?" - Lucas Skytreader to Obi Von Kenobi
Liam Neeson + crusading knight + somewhat dodgy state of fatherhood = Godfrey of Ibelin
Does this mean that Obi-Wan = Balian? 😂
“Squire...I request thou to train the young bairn, and lo, become of him a Jedi Knight.”
- Sir Jinn (1999 A.D.)
That's like 21 years ago...
@@thevintagegentleman9714 funny that, could it be that the film came out in 1999 AD??
Steward Palpatine: "Hast thine heard the tragedy of Baron Plagueis the Wise?"
Sir Skywalker: "Nay."
Steward Palpatine: "Me thought naught. Tis not a tale the Jedi would beseech thee. For it be a Sith legend. Baron Plagueis t'was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he could usest the Force to mould the mead-a-chloreens to createst... life. He hath such knowledge of the Dark Side he could savest thine loved ones from perishing."
I believe thine medieval speak requireth work, young squire. methinks it be "methought" as a single word and "useth" in place of usest. I do *beseech* thee to use more creative names such as the "Dark knights" in place of the "sith" and to know how ye olde words do work (it be had, not hath, mine squire). This be but a lesson, I pray that thee do not take this as a "throwing of the glove".
@@lionidor1132 Begone despoiler, your visage disgusts me.
@@RickonAndShaggydog Yes! Such is a remark a true knight would make, if I were the king I would knight thee.
@@lionidor1132 Oh and 'est' is the correct addition to verbs and not 'eth' so 'usest' is correct.
A more correct version. (I hope.)
Steward Palpatine: Hast thou heard the tragedy of Baron Plagueis the Wise?"
Sir Skywalker: Nay.
Steward Palpatine: Methought not. For it is not a tale the Jedi would recant unto thee. For it is a legend of the Dark Knights. Baron Plagueis was a Dark Master of the powers wielded by the Dark Knights, whose power was so great that he could manipulate the Force to create Midichlorians, even to createth... life itself. His power was exceedingly powerful, to where he could protect the ones he cherished from perishing.
Not going to lie, I would love to see the story of Star Wars played out in a medieval setting.
Could be like one of those “What if” scenarios.
Would love that!!
But how would the galaxy of star wars fit in one world
@@superepic9336 Simple; make the different planets of Star Wars continents on one shared world, like Corusant becomes a country and across the sea lies Dagobah etc etc
Or, since magic is available with the Force, make it so that the different planets are like planes of existence, kind of like how the Witcher series handles other worlds.
I'm typing that up as we speak.
@@themonolith253 so.... just normal medieval Fantasy
Nobody is going to talk about how cool QuiGon’s armor is?
He looks like an older more bigger Aragorn
These both remind me of the Dark/Light Side Revan robes actually
Reminds me of General Kota in TFU.
It looks like he’s wearing a Mandalorian cuirass
He looks like a Stark
**Maul unsheathes a second blade**
Qui-Gon: Why that’s the most impractical sword I’ve ever seen
Obi-Wan: Two blades? Outrageous!
Actually, there's a video that goes over the practicality of a double bladed sword, and its actually not as bad as people think.
Shadiversity made a video explaining why it has multiple advantages over the virgin single blade saber
I'd like to imagine that in this setting Baron de Maúl or whatever would use a quarterstaff. Maybe reinforced with steel rings and plates.
Fire Nation Soldier oh yes I’ve watched it, but that thing would be so hard to carry around
@@Huvpalto He could have a Guan Dao, a Chinese sword on a staff with a pointed back end, so he uses the sword in normal combat and can still stab Qui-Gon with the back side.
Turmoil has engulfed the Mediterranean. The taxation of trade routes to the Holy Land is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly war galleys, the greedy merchants of Venice have stopped all shipping to the small island of Malta. While the nations endlessly debate this alarming chain of events, the Pope has secretly dispatched two Knights Hospitaller, the guardians of pilgrims, to settle the conflict..
"Once more the Pagans shall rule the entirety of Old Rome."
-Grand Doge Sheeve Palpatine, revealing his true nature as a Druid.
LMAO
Best comment ever
@@danielsnow4989 Druids were Celtic, not Roman.
@The Biddi Boy To supplement your comment, the Church of Rome broke apart from the Orthodox (= right way) one, just like neo Siths were Jedi renegades. Or you could also see Christianism as stemming from Judaism. And from Jehudi to Jedi, there isn't but one step ^^.
I love that this implies there is a medieval Darth Maul. Makes his accuracy with his strikes far scarier if he actually is using a weapon that requires such a technique.
Double bladed swords did exist and were surprisingly effective in the right hands. They were also heavy, cumbersome, and expensive which really put a damper on having them for the 99% of the time you weren't in a fight to the death.
@@pretzelbomb6105 really? Where\ when? Only double-bladed swords that I know of were ceremonial.
Some glaives and halberds had a secondary point on the bottom
Im generally glad I saw this. No one asked, but we are all glad we saw this.
Verily
Now this is horseracing!
*chariot racing
Get out.
The Amazing Artwork is by Jake Bartok!
You guys are the first to see his next Medieval Star Wars Piece!
Go Follow his work!
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Samuel Kim Music can I pls make inferno squad theme
Amazing music! Although I like the art, I prefer Matt Rendar's Battle Tribe Earth and Star Wars crossover works.
Good job !
You should look into a Witcher x Mandalorian combination. Those shows have too damn much in common.
Both are bounty hunters, both are assigned to (at first) reluctantly protect a child, they both appear exclusively on rivalling streaming services, and both shows aired at roughly the same time. Even their titles give off a similar vibe.
Can you please so Back to the Future and Guardians Of The Galaxy?
"commander Koldi, the moment has arrived, unleash plan 66."
"Aye, me lord."
Toss a Coin to your Jedi.
Toss a credit...
@@TheNaim116 NO CREDITS! Only money
Oh valley of plenty!
Obi-Wan from Witcher school of the High Ground (casting Axii sign on a Nilfgaardian soldier): "These aren't the dwarves you're looking for..." 😉
@@Zireael_1251 would that make yoda vesemire? 😂
Master Windu: Behold Lord Sidious, the senate will decide thy fate
Lord Sidious: I doth be the senate.
Guild Master Windu: Not yet, thee art.
Chancellor Palpatine: 'Tis treason, then.
Nice, I'm the 300th like BTW
I am crying right now. This shit is funny as fuck.
*The Royal Parliament will decide thy fate
*I doth be the Royal Parliament
“I will make sure you stay awake long enough to feel every single cut, your death will be beyond excruciating. You will suffer... as I have suffered.” - Darth Maul
Now speakith like midevil times
@@guyincognito3530 "i shalt maketh sure thee stayeth awaketh longeth enow to feeleth ev'ry single cutteth, thy death shall beest beyond excruciating. thee shall suff'r. as i has't suff'r'd!"
That's more words than Maul spoke in The Phantom Menace.
CatMaster90001 maul spoke like 3 lines that’s it
The comments of these Medieval star wars sound tracks are worth literal gold.
In a maul voice: At last he has revealed this song to the public, at last we will have peace
Who be-eth the lowly peasant to layeth a dislike upon the magical works of master Kim before thou ears hath even listened to them!
I disliked it.
@@AVGyerra22 Tis treason then!
@@RedHood001-KA Who art thou to proclaim such hurtful words towards me, heretic!
@@AVGyerra22 I am the Senate! *SHRIEKS*
(Pffft, I can't stop chuckling as I'm writing this XD)
@AVGw Why wouldst thou commit such a treacherous action
"Sir Kenobi toldeth me enow, that gent toldeth me thee hath killed him"
"Nay, Luke, I am thy father"
Forsooth, 'tis false! 'Tis not possible!
Search thy heart, thou knoweth to be true.
I love this xD
@@devincasebeer4459 NNNAAAYYY!!!
NAAAAAAY
i only see meme comments under masterpieces like this. But can we just appreciate this? Incredible work.
The meme comments are hella funny, but you're spitting facts. This sounds awesome
The memes are our tribute
Oh shut your mouth let people have fun.
How can I appreciate this properly?
I can just see someone playing this at an SCA duel. 😁
You've outdone yourself, Mr. Kim!
I'd play it once practices start back.
"Prithee, Sir Kenobi, what shall becomest of me, now?"
"Verily, thou shalt becomest a Jedi. Thou hast mine word!"
The people who disliked the video: "He's too dangerous to be left alive!"
What a fresh joking~!
We don't need them
@@c3por2d29 *I NEED HIM*
@@Beer_ oh we don't think so
I cannot understandeth thine. You speaketh an incorrecteth vocabulary.
"May the Lord be with you"
"And also with you"
I'm afraid the castle gate will be quite operational...
Underrated altered quote.
Vice roy quotes when qui gon try to get trough by melting the vault doors ?
"We are beset, by infidels in an ambush! If Allah wills it, we must permit the riders more time. Focus attacks on the crusader stronghold"
~ Amiral Ackbar
Alas, 'tis an ambush!
@@78aureM no it's the emperor saying
"Oh, I'm afraid the shields will be quite operational when your friends arrive"
In episode 6
*STELLAR CRUSADE*
“The Shadow Ruffian”
“Duel of the Inbred”
“Revenge of the Witch”
“A New Squire”
“The Imperial Ambush”
“Return of The Holy Knight”
EDIT: Along with a few extras,
“The Inbred Wars”(Clone Wars)
“Opposers to the throne”(Rebels)
“Star Conflict Field of Battle 2”(Battlefront 2)
“Star Conflict: Defeated Coucil”(Order 66 maybe?)
That's something I would watch
I love that you ignore the sequels.
Duel of the bastards
Duel of the Inbreds. Lmao
Mill what sequels🤨
“Thy blades will make additions most wondrous to my collection.”
Underrated comment right here!
Duel of the fates is my favorite Star Wars music and this version is great
Interlude I: The Wraith Peril
Interlude II: Onslaught of the Counterfeits
Interlude III: Vengeance of the Sith
Interlude IV: A Contemporary Aspiration
Interlude V: Kingdom Smites Back
Interlude VI: Return of the Knights
Interlude VII: The Vigor Awakens
Interlude VIII: The Peceding Knight
Interlude IX: The Commence of Sir Skywalker
*9 is IX 💙
A recommendation for 5; the Kingdom Parries
*Last three can be ignored. t'was a horrible poet's imagination.
Interlude 7~9 does not exist. Tis heretical to even mention such foul works
@@CBRN-115 The devil take Interlude 7~9!!
I’ll tryeth spinning, that’s a valorous dissemble!
Samuel Kim: Duel of the Fates is my specialty.
Can we appreciate how well done this cover art is?
It is isn't it
I like how Qui-Gon's outfit here is kinda similar to Kota's from The Force Unleashed
Fun fact, it was supposed to be Qui gon(of course as force ghost) who led jedi path of the protagonist of that game
But they changed to Kota
Oh, that's actually really cool (In response to both comments here)
Forth Eorlingas that would have been better I think
The Aurebesh (Star Wars language) on the lightsabers was a great touch! For anyone wondering, Qui-Gon’s Saber says “focus determines reality” and Obi-Wan’s says “guardian of the light”
Do you know how to read it or did you use a translator? I found a translator and I am studying how to read and write it. I wrote stuff in it on my cars in Forza Horizon 4 lol.
Troy Andrade I read it. I am not fluent in reading and writing it yet but I can recognize the letters and spell out words. Occasionally when things are really tiny or the letters are oddly shaped I will need a page with all the letters on it to help out.
Shefali Roy Sharma when I was first learning, I just searched up aurebesh on google. There are tons of pictures on there with all the letters. For practice I watched all the star wars movies again and tried to read it wherever I found it. I am not yet fluent in reading and writing it yet though.
If you want to learn Aurekbesh but don't know where to start, you can find some cool tutorials in the exact opposite direction of tits & ass, just keep walking until the stench of male virginity gets unbearable
Maul after cutted half:
This is nothing but a scratch.
Kenobi: A scratch? Thine torso has been cut in half!
Tis merely a flesh wound
Call it a draw?
@@appsielol6074
Maul in clone wars: I'M INVINCIBLE!
Kenobi: You're a loonie!
So true!
On Sir Qui-Gons sword: "FOCUS DETERMINES REALITY"
On Obi-Wans sword: "GUARDIAN OF THE LIGHT"
I wondered if anyone else had tried to translate them! Now I have formation that I translated correctly!
Cool, thanks for translating!
Star Wars was basically Sci-Fi version of Medieval Fantasty Legends
And now it's come back to it's roots
Was it the space wizard part that made you see the comparison? Lol
@@grandohuckabee Yoda
Mixed with a healthy serving of Kurosawa.
"Yea verily, this doth indeed be the true manner of racing pods!"
Chariots*
Now this is podracing
The lyrics of "Duel of the Fates" is actually a transcription of the Medieval Welsh poem "Cad Goddeau." With this, it has come full circle.
It has reached its full potential
"When Williams composed it, it was just an apprentice . Now it is the Master".
[cit.]
LOVE the artwork, the look like witchers
Fun fact: Ancient Jedi used actual metal swords
Wish it would be a movie or a series going into the old jedi and it having a medieval and magic feel.
As did the original sith tribes, with warblades infused with the literal darkside of the force. Iirc the warblades were used much longer and what actually inspired the idea of protosabers.
@@lonewarri0r237 man that sounds so freaking cool to see in a movie
They also later wore battery packs which connected to the early version of the lightsabre.
Think the Sith did that first
Maul: I have come for my revenge. Qui-gon: Your mother was a hamster. Obi-Wan: And your father smelt of elder berries
*anakin vs obiwan*
obiwan : all right, we'll call it a draw
"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Ah, the perfect addition for a trilogy of music from Halo, Doom, and Star Wars in a medieval taste.
This with Gregorian Monks doing the Choir would be so hype! Keeping it medieval too.
Exactly
At long last...we shall have our Revenge.
at longeth last, we shalt hast vengeance.
At last we will reveal ourselves to the Knights...at last we shall have revenge...
Funtime Florian by revenge, maul meant revenge on the jedi as a whole. The sith was driven into hiding by the jedi prior to episode 1.
"Merely two there be, a squire and a master."
"Alas, whom was slain? Thy squire, thy master?"
Bedlam hath beset the Galactic Kingdom. The levying of trade routes t’ward outlying villages and kingdoms are but a quarrel.
In aspiration to resolute the matter with a siege of deadly battalions, the gluttony of the Trade Federation hath stopped all expeditions to the small kingdom of Naboo.
Whilst great nobles of the Republic endlessly parley this dismaying array of affairs, the Supreme Ruler has furtively consigned Jedi Knights in twine, the guardians of peace and justice o’er the land, to remedy the affray....
Low key one of the best comments! Tips hat*
Could you do this for the other prequel crawls?
The perished doth speak!
"did you ever hear the tragedy of Bubonic Plague the Contagious?"
"no"
"i thought not. It's not a story the round table would tell you."
"And lo, it is over for I have attained the highest of ground."
"Thou dost underestimate mine power!"
"Thou shalt not try it."
"ARRRRGH!!!"
And lo, Sir Anakin wast cut asunder and left to die.
Anakin: *tis just a flesh wound*
Mace Windu: the council shall chooseth thine fate.
King Sidious: I beeth the council.
Mace Windu: That has yet to come to pass.
King Sidious: Tis treason then.
T'was the Senate, not thee council. (Not good at medieval launguage)
@@Ct-gx2st AFAIK, the Senate was part of the Roman government and was only imitated by other countries during/after the Renaissance
Senate
@@mememinimalism well if star wars was medieval, it would be in Roman Empire honestly.
"thou's ability to speak, doth not make thou intelligent."
*Thine ability to speak doth not make thee intelligent.
@@ErikNilsen1337 Oh snapeth. Thy quick wit and sharp intelligence doth betray thee.
Erik Nilsen has yes
@@Hawksearcher *hark, thy quick wit and sharp intelligence doth betray thee
Thy grammar is Wherefore Thou hast plummeted.