The Confession 2
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2014
- Sherlock Holmes got nothin' on me.
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Featuring Alice Ann Stacey ( / aliceannstacey )
Co-Written by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Co-Directed and Edited by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Cinematography by Benedict Spence (www.benedictspence.com)
Produced by Krystal Smith ( / ohkrystalsmith )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Costume & Makeup by Silvija Vil ( / 2svj7 )
Camera Assistance by David O'Quigley ( / topianguy )
TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
Special thanks to Sammy Paul for being the bestest extra ever. 
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He really is a *BAD* cop.
Bad at their job cop
(Insert joke here)
Superleo129 666 HAHAHAAHAHAHHA!
(Insert laughter here)
duh
Possible endings to a Tomska video:
- Freeze frame
- Perfectly cut scream
- Someone dying
Romil You forgot the horse mask gag
@@YoyIeCake those end with a freeze frame or someone dying every time
Romil Fair enough
@@romilrh I LOVE IT
Or the pictures goes away
Ham:oh where did the picture go
Me: in the hole
( BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
"Ye ben naugteh"
No
pixel you are on every single fucking video that i watch
@@MonkeyDGooner same
No u
@@MonkeyDGooner it's like amogus, but pixelcraftian
My new head canon is that they didn’t tell Elliot anything and that at the end was his genuine reaction
BAHAhahahaha
Moral of the story: “THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES!!”
Y E A S
ALSO IM A JELLY BEAN!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS?!
Heh……………..
420
no the moral is "i love you"
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐒
“The government is bees”
That actually explains a lot
*grab hands* ThE GoVeRnMeNt Is BEES "mad cop" I lOvE YoU *lets hands go*
Me: now that was funny
Like That "Bbbbbbbbbbb"))))):)
Buzz buzz buzz
Translation:no it doesn't
of course ITS SO CLEAR NOW
Preserve bees? ... Hah, nice try government.
1:35
"Not bad..."
"🅐︎🅛︎🅢︎🅞︎, I am a jellybean!"
"Have you _seen_ my penguins?"
"THE GOVERNMENT IS *BEES!!"*
Mad cop great
Basically either the mad hatter or the joker as cops
@@star01010.d I love ya
@@Mistah_boykisser why?
@@star01010.d because life is great it's just humans who ruin life
1:52 *"Why don't we both be bad cop"*
her: *"You. Are. Genius."*
When you and your friend decide to do something stupid because you're bored:
And after that Elliott now attends weekly therapy sessions.
lmao
You mean Johnny knifes
@@NghiaNguyen-hq2im you mean Johnny knives*
@@e-6668 You mean Johnny Knives.
Names need capitalisation.
@@NghiaNguyen-hq2im the person who was playing Johnny Knives was Elliot Gough
4 clothes changes later:
Suspect: fine fine I'll confess wtf is this torture
He's under duress
@@just_a_silly_boykisser At least he's not undress.
@@ivandonner4902 10 months ago.
Four days later
@@flipachaos2990 6 days left.
"The government is BEEZ"
Why yes he's right, My brother is currently the president of america
Us muffins will kill your army.
@@muffin1168 why would muffins go to war with bees?
@@kainholden2001 the bees could hide their stinger in the muffins, which people eat
That’s a how, not a why
Joe Beeden
"Enough forensic evidence to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very, very long time"
This line is brilliant.
I mean, Tom is doing what he's told. He's literally being a bad cop
Damn thats why
wait your right
*sitcom theme plays*
oh-
I thought that’s what it meant oof
Imagine going to jail and witnessing all this
Oh dear lord.
i think it would be better than what would normally happen
+Nahodakk ?
lol
+MyNamesls Lara I would laugh instead of being afraid
If only police interrogations were like this in real life...
0:50 I love the attempt to make a bagpipe out of props
"Also the government is BEES!"
thats....weirdly relatable
The goverment is kinda bad now ngl
Why?
@@QwilSchirmer Because it's true
Ah, I didn't consider that :P
Qwil yeah that was a truly great argument. Good thing we discussed that. :)
I’m amazed that guy managed to hold his composure as long as he did...
I wouldve broke on sad cop
Honestly
I think that's Elliot Gough of ElliotExplicit
Minemaster 1337 it is but we never said anything about who the cast are
He probably laughed when they left the room
There's something to be admired about how well Tom managed to do the rad cop without letting the pogs fall out his hand. I know they're not big, but he's flailing that hand around quite a bit.
I like that it mentions the criminal being in a gambling ring, which confirms that he is the same character in the "I dont know" video, both in character and in actor
‘’Wait,... why don’t we both be bad cop.”
“YeAh!”
“yEah!”
*5 seconds later*
“YO, YA IN PRISON!!
Thomas had seen everything. It was time for him to go.
@@ericsonbruh Literally.
*confused screaming*
Ha!
2:01
I love how this poor bastard was immediately terrified of the situation
BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW! HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLYBEANS!! I'VE GOT A SKATEBOARD
NO!! NOO!! I CONFESS I CONFESS!!
SKATEBOARDS!!!
humanbou 96 AAAAAAH
@@hunterblanchard6538 _happy music plays_
After all the Tomska & Friends I've watched it's weird to come back to this and see what a convincing ruffian Elliot makes
that seems like hell compared to prison
Tomska: * is cool detective, showing crime records *
Me: ok
Tomska: AnD tHe GoVeRnMeNt iS bEeS!
Me: *dies*
And no bullets used for that
it's because he wasn't 'bad'
LOL
I agree.
WHAT IF WE ARE BEEEEZ !!!
0:50 when you learn you're 1% Scottish
Alan Leone-Bridges *I AM SHREEEK*
HeyGun - Haygen lad a xD aassxsx
I'm 54% Scottish and 46% british
Rubber Chicken no one asked
@@heygun-haygen7837 kjbbukoijbbojipibiv kjbbukoijbbojipibiv kjbbukoijbbojipibiv kjbbukoijbbojipibivxxbiopsdpo fic ripfceih0u8r3cr 7h7h84f5378h5f7h84ftu9h8t4f3ubio3tf4uhlkrfefdhntfhggjgj
“The government is bees”
This quote has lived rent free in my mind for years.
2:00 reminds me of when they would torture confessions out of criminals
“That’s plaid cop.”
Tom: *(Scottish accent) I M S H R E K*
tom somebody once told me
@@volutedsauce6404 the world is gonna roll me
VolutedSauce HANDS OFF MY MACARONI
Edgy Sniper main MILWAUKEE PASTA BANDIT FOUND DEEEEADDDDD
@@gmdtory5172 "He was picking up the gun, with his finger and his thumb raising up, pointed straight at his forehead" - Eye Witness
god damn that was hilarious.
- KickThePj, 2014
DefectiveVision "The quotation stamp was unnecessary"- Me, 2014.
CMDanaher "Or was it?..." -IGN, 2014
peacefulltoucan "yes"- Morgan Freeman, 1994.
I laughed a lot more at this than at adsfmovie8. That's...ok?
At least Tom's still funny. Hopefully he'll get better ones out now that he's stable.
1:12 payday 2?!
"Let's grab our shotguns! Let's *have soME FUN!*"
The ending will always get me every time.
AlSo hAve YoU SEen mY JeLlybeANs?!
Tom- Johnny, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya.
Alice- That's Dad Cop...WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!
Tom- Ya bin naughty!
It actually fits
Can’t get the image out now...
Yes I too watched the video and know the quote
Debjeet Dragneel : The RUclips Dragon Slayer I read it at that moment. Never thought that would actually happen, but here we are.
if tom became a real dad
to all the people commenting on the physical appearance of a guy who is simply trying to provide you with entertainment and bring a smile to your face, do you ever look at your comment and think "hey i'm part of the problem....maybe i should have just kept that thought to myself"?
No, you are part of the problem. People should be able to voice their opinions whether they are positive or negative.
IntelligentReality Not when people are rude. Negetive opinions are bad when they don't help. You don't just make people feel bad when it just makes them feel worse.
Have you never been on the internet before? It's full of negativity and trolling. To acknowledge or try to stop it is just stupid.
IntelligentReality
So that should stop us from trying to be decent human beings? ¬_¬' Just because a bunch of people are idiots doesn't mean that you can't be the first to set an example. Trolling won't stop, of course not, but it's better than just holding your hands up and being completely accepting of their BS or joining in. Unless you openly encourage the participation of abusing people over the internet like a coward simply because they're behind a monitor. [*rolls eyes*]
IntelligentReality Sure they can, but that also means we're allowed to say that we think people are being dicks. Works both ways, really.
1:41 the moment you been waiting for.
Tom: I am a jellllyybean!
Tom later:Have you seen my jellybeans
“The government is bees”
That explains why there is so much *buzz* over presidential elections.
Bahahaha this comment needs more likes im laughing so hard rn 😂😂😂
@Douglas Bonbeck forget it. I'm not getting into another RUclips argument.
I feel they have some kind of hive mind
Eeeyyy (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
The puns
Meanwhile in a parallel universe where the answer to everything is Bees
*THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES*
Yeah
"hey Dad what's the government?" "BEEEEEES"
Stolen comment.
What an original comment...
THEIF
‘The government is bees’
My favourite line and heaven for my friend
Also Elliot must’ve gone through a lot of trauma in the making of this video
Moral of the story: Johnny's bin naughty and Tom is Shrek
And the government is bees
"When I was 12 I peed on my dog, and all over his little dog face.." I DIED
rip
+Peter Kristo (PeterGlassJar) when's the funeral?
+MrTagnan tomorrow
+MrTagnan tomorrow
+Stevedoesstuff SHIT GET YOUR THING!! WE NEED TO PACK NOW
I could tell Elliot was smiling during the “sad cop” part
Ye
XD
Ye
Ye
Ye
2:01 that was the most terrific thing I have ever witnessed
I will always love these transitions from chaos to a chill credit sequence.
ALSO I AM A JELLY BEAN! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS? THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES
Andrew Stambaugh I LOVE YOU
how'd i do?
Mazok Last name TERRIBLY
Mazok Last name Look why don't you be good cop and then I'll be bad cop
TordKat I love ya
"Confess now Johnny and maybe we can cut you a deal..."
"Not bad!"
But wait, didn't you tell him to be bad cop? Now you're saying he's 'not bad'?
I think that mightve been the thing that caused transition to mad cop from the actual bad cop (or not)
He wasn't bad cop he was mad cop.
@@boostergaming2080 He was bad cop for a second, then he transitioned once she said "NOT BAD" aka his brain was like oh not bad cop so mad cop.
Perhaps she could’ve chosen her words better.
I like how the “bad bill Cosby impression describing the plot of breaking bad cop” was talking about the alternate ending with the dad from Malcom in the middle
By far, this is my favorite sketch.
Tom:
(Actually does good at being bad)
Other person:
“Not bad!”
Tom:
*I can fix that*
I was just hanging around RUclips, and checking through the comments, and saw yours, because I was very tired, I though I would check out your channel. Needless to say, I am not disappointed.
Lol
Her name is Alice Ann Stacey who also voiced Kate and Lucy from Crash Zoom
I wish he did CHAD cop
Tom:
*I can make it that way.*
“also, i am a jelly bean!”
“have you seen my penguins?”
*“the government is bees!”*
anonity yea it's penguins
69th like
And then after he just says “I love you” and let’s go of him
Sorry to say but it’s *penguins* not *knees*
_"I love you!"_
I physically cannot explain to ,my family why this one sole video brings me an immeasurable amount of happines
I like how they introduce his nickname and then explain the reason he has it all in one scene without it feeling unnatural
“WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!?”
“In the hole”
🕳
The orb stole her clothes
🧥⚪️
*cough *
Ahem
*memes*
DUUUUUUUN
Ok srsly what is this hole everyone keeps talking about? Is it a reference to something? I have to know.
@@crazyroundman7049 m.ruclips.net/video/bAIbvlobWDM/видео.html
Okay, but can we take a moment to appreciate the line “and enough forensic evidence left behind to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very, very long time.” Because that is badass, no two ways about it
“The goverment IS B E E S” is a better line
LMAO i didnt even realise he said that
Right? It's such a raw line, and it comes from a god damn youtube sketch.
Trumped by: Have you seen my penguin?
Wryyyyyyy!
9 years old and it’s still HILARIOUS
I just understood “bad cop”
He’s a bad cop.
As in, terrible at being a cop
How many times have I watched this and just now realized?
“Johnny, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya”
“That's dad cop.. WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES”
“Ya bin naughty”
"I am *S H R E K* "
*proceeds to point at knee pad*
*proceeds to do a billy cosby Impression*
jonathan mcneil, street name ‘johnny knives’. Born december 18th 1987 to annie and hamish mcneil, both deceased.
1st arrest, age 14, 2 counts of car theft, 4 counts of breaking and entering, and 1 count of assulting a police officer with a knife.
“Johnny your mother and I are very disappointed with you”
“That’s dad cop. Where are my clothes?”
“You’ve been naughty”
It was perfectly 300 likes...**I messed it up**
@@petermultiverse2867 now it’s an even number because I liked it
I don't like where this is going
@@petermultiverse2867 how dare you
0:51 I'm Shrek
I've seen this used so many times in different animations, and I love it every single time 0v0
"Where are my clothes???"
Tom: "In the hole"
"lets both be bad cop!"
*a series of both people saying 'yea' for a couple seconds*
*Bursts in*
"BreAkIn BAds a GoOd ShoW!"
Jayven Jones hAvE YoU SeEn mY JeLlYpEnGuInS
"No! I confess! *I CONFESS!!* "
BrEaKiN bAdS a GoOd ShOw!!!!!
BrEakIN bAd'S a gOOd ShOw hAVe YoU seEn My JELlY beANs??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHA this is the craziest you've ever been! Brill
CHRIS
Both of you guys are still the best people on the internet to me. Tomska and Chris! You are both awesome xD
HUNDREDTH LIKE! BOOYAH "BICHES" (whoever guesses the reference first wins)
***** Congrats fine sir, you have won the internet. And a virtual cookie.
...iant!
easily one of my favorite TOMSKA skits ever
This is my favourite confession video
"Also Im a Jelly bean!
Have you seen my penguins?
The goverment is bees
I luv you" - Tomska 2k14
Favorite part of this whole video
basically an asdf movie material
As a Scottish person, that accent was spot on and i can't stop laughing
0:49
Neither can I 🤣🤣🤣
*tHe goVErNmeNt iZ bEeS!!*
Been naughty
sub to pewdiepie I dunno could used a bit more plaid
I have questions about your profile pic.
Alright, that "I'M SHREEK" out of nowhere really got me. That feels ad-libbed, it's so out of nowhere no sane person could put that in a script.
this randomly pop in my head so i went and looked for it and then watched and almost pee myself laughing, worth it
“Plaid Cop”
“Knee Pad cop”
*inhale*
“Abadbillcosbyimpersonatortryingtoexplaintheplotofbreakingbadcop”
So the dads from Malcolm in the Middle.
@@maxilexia6820 NO!
“i’M sHrEk”
**bagpipes intensify**
I can’t believe you didn’t smile the whole time I started laughing and started crying
the rad cop scene is just perfectly sudden and jarring it never gets old to me
"Also, I am a jellybean! Have you seen my penguins? The government is bees! I love you"
- Mad Cop 2014
* dead Guy noise * what Cop is this
***** dead cop definiently dead cop
FINALLY A QUOTE FOR MY YEARBOOK IN HUGH SCHOOLL
lol that was the funniest part
Jericho Tambong the government is bees yeah that'll go great in your year book
"You be good cop, I'll be bad cop"
They actually delivered that promise
Lol true
They were both bad cop
"Breaking bad's a good show/"
This one is the best out of all of them
i still cannot believe videos that i watched from tomska are like above 7 years ago
“Where are my clothes?!”
*in the hole.*
0:47
*BWOOOOOOOOOONG*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wowh how deep is this hole
Alex W ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
T H E G O V E R M E N T I S B E E S
0:35 did he say pog
Yup
bummer
Pogs...
They were a toy in the 90s
Awsome, you guys made me laugh. Merry christmas.
Alice: Thats Plaid Cop.
Tom: IM SHERK!! XD
I think he said sheikh
Fantastic ! The skateboard is the new horsemask !
Rien ne remplacera jamais le horsemask...
Est ce que Richard fais du Skateborads ?
dakikong
Get lost already. Speaking English isn't one of RUclips's guidelines. If you can't stand not understanding two comments, then good luck with life.
A quand le prochain What The Cut? :'(
Je parle français sur une vidéo anglaise et j'emmerde les rageux :D
Au fait salut Antoine !
I have watched this many many times and the end made me spit out my drink
I have watched this video dozens of times since it came out and have only just realised I have that exact Xmas jumper Tom’s wearing.
"I'm a jelly bean. Have you seen my penguins? The goverment is bees"-Tomska
I love you
*I L O V E Y O U*
0:41 Elliot can't stop from breaking a smile
my favorite part of this is Elliott looking genuinely terrified
Out of all sequels out there this is my favorite
*Meanwhile where the answer to everything is bees*
Me: Tom, what's the government?
Tom: THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES.
Me: Oh, ok.
YES I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!
The government is in the hole
"So, is our child a boy or girl?"
THEY PUT HORNET VENOM IN OUR CHILDREN'S VACCINES
@@yeethittter1285 BEES
dad cop saying "you've been naughty" is my favourite part of the whole video
BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW IM A JELLY BEAN I GOT A SKATEBOARDS
**scream**
+Team Firefly Have you seen mah jelly beans?
IM SHREEKK is my favorite part😂
Mine is "The government is BEES."
That Dad cop, WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?
i love this video so much
From then on Johnny went through therapy for his life during and after his imprisonment and still has nightmares about the interagation, he soon died of trauma.
0:47 why is this look so fitting on Tom? He looks like he's supposed to have three kids and a mortgage here and it just... Fits.
L9l
When I was twelve I peed on my dog.
Right on his little dog face.
Ok u dont makr the confession. He does
Tom(Ska): He peed on my dog?
wow, it's almost like we were watching the same video!
U could do mad cop because he mentioned some penguins
The pogs line got me, cause I'm not that old but I had some, and knew about them since I was a kid, so it hits a different kinda way
I’M DYING AT THE END IF IT
OYY HaVe yOu sEEn mY jElLy bEaNs????!
PiEngIns
The governMeNT IS BEES
Scott Gross I love you!
Scott G hi dad
I AM A JELLYBEAN HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS,THE GOVERMENT IS BEEEEEESS....
Meanwhile in a parallel universe where cops have no idea what their doing.
Mmmmmeanwhile in a parallel universe populated by hyperintelligent jellybean people!!!
You mean our universe?
@@WhiteScorpio2 hey cops in our world know what they’re doing, they are all focused on killing all minorities, they actually have very good coordination
Meanwhile in a parallel universe where Cops are jelly beans
Meanwhile in a parallel universe where the government is bees
The Plad Cop one actually got me
This is definitely the best confession video