The Confession 2

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh 4 года назад +13740

    Possible endings to a Tomska video:
    - Freeze frame
    - Perfectly cut scream
    - Someone dying

    • @YoyIeCake
      @YoyIeCake 4 года назад +365

      Romil You forgot the horse mask gag

    • @romilrh
      @romilrh 4 года назад +192

      @@YoyIeCake those end with a freeze frame or someone dying every time

    • @YoyIeCake
      @YoyIeCake 4 года назад +60

      Romil Fair enough

    • @prodby-titan
      @prodby-titan 4 года назад +33

      @@romilrh I LOVE IT

    • @vanillastuff8570
      @vanillastuff8570 4 года назад +25

      Or the pictures goes away
      Ham:oh where did the picture go
      Me: in the hole
      ( BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)

  • @kamikat5354
    @kamikat5354 6 лет назад +9503

    “The government is bees”
    That actually explains a lot

    • @MaddieD_R
      @MaddieD_R 6 лет назад +150

      *grab hands* ThE GoVeRnMeNt Is BEES "mad cop" I lOvE YoU *lets hands go*
      Me: now that was funny

    • @nikfrolov13
      @nikfrolov13 5 лет назад +14

      Like That "Bbbbbbbbbbb"))))):)

    • @isaacdenley1922
      @isaacdenley1922 5 лет назад +17

      Buzz buzz buzz
      Translation:no it doesn't

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 5 лет назад +11

      of course ITS SO CLEAR NOW

    • @Dante48909
      @Dante48909 5 лет назад +13

      Preserve bees? ... Hah, nice try government.

  • @tarrantkorrin3796
    @tarrantkorrin3796 3 года назад +9310

    Okay, but can we take a moment to appreciate the line “and enough forensic evidence left behind to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very, very long time.” Because that is badass, no two ways about it

    • @JustAYouTubeChannel215
      @JustAYouTubeChannel215 3 года назад +452

      “The goverment IS B E E S” is a better line

    • @Erix963
      @Erix963 3 года назад +67

      LMAO i didnt even realise he said that

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 3 года назад +204

      Right? It's such a raw line, and it comes from a god damn youtube sketch.

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham 3 года назад +54

      Trumped by: Have you seen my penguin?

    • @nellmoore6901
      @nellmoore6901 3 года назад +7

      Wryyyyyyy!

  • @monke3719
    @monke3719 3 года назад +2036

    My new head canon is that they didn’t tell Elliot anything and that at the end was his genuine reaction

  • @Randomyoutuber-4831
    @Randomyoutuber-4831 4 года назад +10380

    I’m amazed that guy managed to hold his composure as long as he did...

    • @MagMattock
      @MagMattock 4 года назад +224

      I wouldve broke on sad cop

    • @hellostyx816
      @hellostyx816 4 года назад +47

      Honestly

    • @minemaster1337
      @minemaster1337 4 года назад +98

      I think that's Elliot Gough of ElliotExplicit

    • @peepers811
      @peepers811 4 года назад +16

      Minemaster 1337 it is but we never said anything about who the cast are

    • @humannomore7759
      @humannomore7759 4 года назад +28

      @@peepers811 Probably just to explain that Elliott has seen worse

  • @hunterblanchard6538
    @hunterblanchard6538 5 лет назад +1060

    2:01
    I love how this poor bastard was immediately terrified of the situation

    • @SushiTray
      @SushiTray 4 года назад +58

      BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW! HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLYBEANS!! I'VE GOT A SKATEBOARD

    • @SushiTray
      @SushiTray 4 года назад +26

      NO!! NOO!! I CONFESS I CONFESS!!

    • @SushiTray
      @SushiTray 4 года назад +18

      SKATEBOARDS!!!

    • @hunterblanchard6538
      @hunterblanchard6538 4 года назад +13

      humanbou 96 AAAAAAH

    • @LEMONGREASY
      @LEMONGREASY 4 года назад +11

      @@hunterblanchard6538 _happy music plays_

  • @gmdtory5172
    @gmdtory5172 4 года назад +6039

    “That’s plaid cop.”
    Tom: *(Scottish accent) I M S H R E K*

    • @volutedsauce6404
      @volutedsauce6404 4 года назад +91

      tom somebody once told me

    • @electrokyo9684
      @electrokyo9684 4 года назад +53

      @@volutedsauce6404 the world is gonna roll me

    • @gmdtory5172
      @gmdtory5172 4 года назад +50

      VolutedSauce HANDS OFF MY MACARONI

    • @gmdtory5172
      @gmdtory5172 4 года назад +36

      Edgy Sniper main MILWAUKEE PASTA BANDIT FOUND DEEEEADDDDD

    • @Wombattlr
      @Wombattlr 4 года назад +41

      @@gmdtory5172 "He was picking up the gun, with his finger and his thumb raising up, pointed straight at his forehead" - Eye Witness

  • @blujayvox87
    @blujayvox87 3 года назад +3367

    1:35
    "Not bad..."
    "🅐︎🅛︎🅢︎🅞︎, I am a jellybean!"
    "Have you _seen_ my penguins?"
    "THE GOVERNMENT IS *BEES!!"*

    • @star01010.d
      @star01010.d 3 года назад +81

      Mad cop great

    • @jharbie
      @jharbie 3 года назад +34

      Basically either the mad hatter or the joker as cops

    • @Mistah_boykisser
      @Mistah_boykisser 3 года назад +28

      @@star01010.d I love ya

    • @star01010.d
      @star01010.d 3 года назад +10

      @@Mistah_boykisser why?

    • @NeRvERaT
      @NeRvERaT 3 года назад +2

      @@star01010.d because life is great it's just humans who ruin life

  • @lancemycocayanan9512
    @lancemycocayanan9512 5 лет назад +20028

    I mean, Tom is doing what he's told. He's literally being a bad cop

  • @DystopianOverture
    @DystopianOverture 4 года назад +5223

    And after that Elliott now attends weekly therapy sessions.

    • @sandramedrano3429
      @sandramedrano3429 4 года назад +21

      lmao

    • @NghiaNguyen-hq2im
      @NghiaNguyen-hq2im 4 года назад +76

      You mean Johnny knifes

    • @e-6668
      @e-6668 4 года назад +58

      @@NghiaNguyen-hq2im you mean Johnny knives*

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 4 года назад +47

      @@e-6668 You mean Johnny Knives.
      Names need capitalisation.

    • @sundaeanimations
      @sundaeanimations 4 года назад +21

      @@NghiaNguyen-hq2im the person who was playing Johnny Knives was Elliot Gough

  • @seanchan7167
    @seanchan7167 4 года назад +2903

    4 clothes changes later:
    Suspect: fine fine I'll confess wtf is this torture

  • @badtimeswithalphys3444
    @badtimeswithalphys3444 2 года назад +341

    1:52 *"Why don't we both be bad cop"*
    her: *"You. Are. Genius."*

    • @SAEshorts
      @SAEshorts Год назад +12

      When you and your friend decide to do something stupid because you're bored:

  • @bleachcan1132
    @bleachcan1132 3 года назад +8862

    I could tell Elliot was smiling during the “sad cop” part

  • @astrocat3299
    @astrocat3299 5 лет назад +5692

    Tomska: * is cool detective, showing crime records *
    Me: ok
    Tomska: AnD tHe GoVeRnMeNt iS bEeS!
    Me: *dies*

  • @jimyan83
    @jimyan83 5 лет назад +3237

    ‘’Wait,... why don’t we both be bad cop.”
    “YeAh!”
    “yEah!”
    *5 seconds later*
    “YO, YA IN PRISON!!

    • @ericsonbruh
      @ericsonbruh 4 года назад +33

      Thomas had seen everything. It was time for him to go.

    • @chlaciecc
      @chlaciecc 4 года назад +10

      @@ericsonbruh Literally.

    • @nekorubu
      @nekorubu 4 года назад +4

      *confused screaming*

    • @Nobody-jn2zy
      @Nobody-jn2zy 4 года назад +1

      Ha!

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +2143

    "Ye ben naugteh"

    • @solaire67
      @solaire67 3 года назад +9

      No

    • @MonkeyDGooner
      @MonkeyDGooner 3 года назад +24

      pixel you are on every single fucking video that i watch

    • @AzuCAFFEINE
      @AzuCAFFEINE 3 года назад +7

      @@MonkeyDGooner same

    • @cgtheartist
      @cgtheartist 3 года назад +2

      No u

    • @AvidEscaper
      @AvidEscaper 3 года назад +2

      @@MonkeyDGooner it's like amogus, but pixelcraftian

  • @plantimations1232
    @plantimations1232 4 года назад +4484

    Tom:
    (Actually does good at being bad)
    Other person:
    “Not bad!”
    Tom:
    *I can fix that*

    • @edwardsheeran9220
      @edwardsheeran9220 4 года назад +40

      I was just hanging around RUclips, and checking through the comments, and saw yours, because I was very tired, I though I would check out your channel. Needless to say, I am not disappointed.

    • @galaxyforeveryt1837
      @galaxyforeveryt1837 4 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @sundaeanimations
      @sundaeanimations 4 года назад +11

      Her name is Alice Ann Stacey who also voiced Kate and Lucy from Crash Zoom

    • @giggityking6505
      @giggityking6505 4 года назад +10

      I wish he did CHAD cop

    • @wawayalert
      @wawayalert 3 года назад +2

      Tom:
      *I can make it that way.*

  • @KickThePj
    @KickThePj 10 лет назад +4397

    god damn that was hilarious.

    • @K3ZZO
      @K3ZZO 10 лет назад +19

      - KickThePj, 2014

    • @SavageLynelButtPlug
      @SavageLynelButtPlug 10 лет назад +13

      DefectiveVision "The quotation stamp was unnecessary"- Me, 2014.

    • @peacefulltoucan
      @peacefulltoucan 10 лет назад +8

      CMDanaher "Or was it?..." -IGN, 2014

    • @SavageLynelButtPlug
      @SavageLynelButtPlug 10 лет назад +8

      peacefulltoucan "yes"- Morgan Freeman, 1994.

    • @bb010g
      @bb010g 10 лет назад +3

      I laughed a lot more at this than at adsfmovie8. That's...ok?
      At least Tom's still funny. Hopefully he'll get better ones out now that he's stable.

  • @sraddha.y
    @sraddha.y 4 года назад +5251

    Moral of the story: “THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES!!”

    • @DagstheManiac
      @DagstheManiac 3 года назад +25

      Y E A S

    • @234o93
      @234o93 3 года назад +65

      ALSO IM A JELLY BEAN!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS?!

    • @dg2.042
      @dg2.042 3 года назад +30

      Heh……………..
      420

    • @thecoolerbootslap9592
      @thecoolerbootslap9592 3 года назад +11

      no the moral is "i love you"

    • @coolbugfacts3865
      @coolbugfacts3865 3 года назад +32

      𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐒

  • @YesItsbee
    @YesItsbee 3 года назад +581

    "The government is BEEZ"
    Why yes he's right, My brother is currently the president of america

    • @muffin1168
      @muffin1168 3 года назад +5

      Us muffins will kill your army.

    • @kainholden2001
      @kainholden2001 3 года назад +5

      @@muffin1168 why would muffins go to war with bees?

    • @muffin1168
      @muffin1168 3 года назад +5

      @@kainholden2001 the bees could hide their stinger in the muffins, which people eat

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 3 года назад

      That’s a how, not a why

    • @mattalevine
      @mattalevine 3 года назад +4

      Joe Beeden

  • @acherryblossom1909
    @acherryblossom1909 3 года назад +1571

    “Johnny, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya”
    “That's dad cop.. WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES”
    “Ya bin naughty”

    • @Samantha-Who-Writes
      @Samantha-Who-Writes 3 года назад +50

      "I am *S H R E K* "

    • @GiaIsNotHere
      @GiaIsNotHere 3 года назад +16

      *proceeds to point at knee pad*

    • @idontknowwhatiamdoin
      @idontknowwhatiamdoin 3 года назад +7

      *proceeds to do a billy cosby Impression*

    • @DaniloDoesStuff
      @DaniloDoesStuff 3 года назад +7

      jonathan mcneil, street name ‘johnny knives’. Born december 18th 1987 to annie and hamish mcneil, both deceased.

    • @anthonygaming5808
      @anthonygaming5808 3 года назад +5

      1st arrest, age 14, 2 counts of car theft, 4 counts of breaking and entering, and 1 count of assulting a police officer with a knife.

  • @zapcraftihoof8318
    @zapcraftihoof8318 5 лет назад +3828

    Meanwhile in a parallel universe where the answer to everything is Bees
    *THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES*

  • @brs1290
    @brs1290 3 года назад +822

    "You be good cop, I'll be bad cop"
    They actually delivered that promise

  • @MegaAstroFan18
    @MegaAstroFan18 3 года назад +69

    There's something to be admired about how well Tom managed to do the rad cop without letting the pogs fall out his hand. I know they're not big, but he's flailing that hand around quite a bit.

  • @bubbles8871
    @bubbles8871 4 года назад +1052

    "Confess now Johnny and maybe we can cut you a deal..."
    "Not bad!"
    But wait, didn't you tell him to be bad cop? Now you're saying he's 'not bad'?

    • @SporkleBM
      @SporkleBM 4 года назад +58

      I think that mightve been the thing that caused transition to mad cop from the actual bad cop (or not)

    • @boostergaming2080
      @boostergaming2080 4 года назад +5

      He wasn't bad cop he was mad cop.

    • @australiankappa8123
      @australiankappa8123 4 года назад +11

      @@boostergaming2080 He was bad cop for a second, then he transitioned once she said "NOT BAD" aka his brain was like oh not bad cop so mad cop.

    • @shy-griff6357
      @shy-griff6357 2 года назад +2

      Perhaps she could’ve chosen her words better.

  • @toning338
    @toning338 4 года назад +1721

    “Johnny your mother and I are very disappointed with you”
    “That’s dad cop. Where are my clothes?”
    “You’ve been naughty”

    • @petermultiverse2867
      @petermultiverse2867 3 года назад +10

      It was perfectly 300 likes...**I messed it up**

    • @OrganicMilkGang
      @OrganicMilkGang 3 года назад +8

      @@petermultiverse2867 now it’s an even number because I liked it

    • @Medichips-ws5oj
      @Medichips-ws5oj 3 года назад +7

      I don't like where this is going

    • @toning338
      @toning338 3 года назад +1

      @@petermultiverse2867 how dare you

    • @reignoffire377
      @reignoffire377 3 года назад +2

      0:51 I'm Shrek

  • @gremlinteddy
    @gremlinteddy 4 года назад +3539

    “also, i am a jelly bean!”
    “have you seen my penguins?”
    *“the government is bees!”*

  • @A_Shoeshop
    @A_Shoeshop Год назад +55

    0:50 I love the attempt to make a bagpipe out of props

    • @saltysunflowersugar7826
      @saltysunflowersugar7826 6 месяцев назад +3

      OMG i didn’t even realize that wasn’t a real bagpipe until you pointed it out 🤣

  • @theclownrefuted1597
    @theclownrefuted1597 7 лет назад +909

    "lets both be bad cop!"
    *a series of both people saying 'yea' for a couple seconds*
    *Bursts in*
    "BreAkIn BAds a GoOd ShoW!"

    • @berserkdatagaming
      @berserkdatagaming 7 лет назад +38

      Jayven Jones hAvE YoU SeEn mY JeLlYpEnGuInS

    • @Magma_Seb
      @Magma_Seb 6 лет назад +15

      "No! I confess! *I CONFESS!!* "

    • @riz1567
      @riz1567 6 лет назад +4

      BrEaKiN bAdS a GoOd ShOw!!!!!

    • @moonlight_dulcet
      @moonlight_dulcet 6 лет назад +2

      BrEakIN bAd'S a gOOd ShOw hAVe YoU seEn My JELlY beANs??

    • @bouk6989
      @bouk6989 6 лет назад +2

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @twotime463
    @twotime463 6 лет назад +8797

    He really is a *BAD* cop.

  • @IshijimaKairo
    @IshijimaKairo 4 года назад +1855

    "Also the government is BEES!"
    thats....weirdly relatable

    • @amiwaite4591
      @amiwaite4591 4 года назад +12

      The goverment is kinda bad now ngl

    • @QwilSchirmer
      @QwilSchirmer 4 года назад +2

      Why?

    • @IshijimaKairo
      @IshijimaKairo 4 года назад +7

      @@QwilSchirmer Because it's true

    • @QwilSchirmer
      @QwilSchirmer 4 года назад +1

      Ah, I didn't consider that :P

    • @tomwanders6022
      @tomwanders6022 4 года назад +5

      Qwil yeah that was a truly great argument. Good thing we discussed that. :)

  • @thegamingkirby8696
    @thegamingkirby8696 3 года назад +121

    If only police interrogations were like this in real life...

  • @mynameislara8602
    @mynameislara8602 8 лет назад +6124

    Imagine going to jail and witnessing all this

  • @crabstickz
    @crabstickz 10 лет назад +446

    HAHA this is the craziest you've ever been! Brill

    • @u1m1a
      @u1m1a 10 лет назад +3

      CHRIS

    • @jayvernon1339
      @jayvernon1339 10 лет назад +3

      Both of you guys are still the best people on the internet to me. Tomska and Chris! You are both awesome xD

    • @joshk.
      @joshk. 10 лет назад +1

      HUNDREDTH LIKE! BOOYAH "BICHES" (whoever guesses the reference first wins)

    • @joshk.
      @joshk. 10 лет назад +2

      ***** Congrats fine sir, you have won the internet. And a virtual cookie.

    • @sierraacharlie
      @sierraacharlie 4 года назад

      ...iant!

  • @debjeetnath6901
    @debjeetnath6901 6 лет назад +2083

    Tom- Johnny, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya.
    Alice- That's Dad Cop...WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!
    Tom- Ya bin naughty!

    • @trolek852
      @trolek852 6 лет назад +17

      It actually fits

    • @deadhawk7179
      @deadhawk7179 6 лет назад +12

      Can’t get the image out now...

    • @DanMiniScruff
      @DanMiniScruff 6 лет назад +4

      Yes I too watched the video and know the quote

    • @guillaumecomeau9436
      @guillaumecomeau9436 6 лет назад +3

      Debjeet Dragneel : The RUclips Dragon Slayer I read it at that moment. Never thought that would actually happen, but here we are.

    • @mhillxK
      @mhillxK 6 лет назад +1

      if tom became a real dad

  • @EricIsntSmart
    @EricIsntSmart 3 года назад +9

    I like that it mentions the criminal being in a gambling ring, which confirms that he is the same character in the "I dont know" video, both in character and in actor

  • @Mistycle8
    @Mistycle8 4 года назад +3038

    “The government is bees”
    That explains why there is so much *buzz* over presidential elections.

    • @wobwokbwobwowk6561
      @wobwokbwobwowk6561 4 года назад +20

      Bahahaha this comment needs more likes im laughing so hard rn 😂😂😂

    • @midnightshifted
      @midnightshifted 4 года назад +4

      @Douglas Bonbeck forget it. I'm not getting into another RUclips argument.

    • @LemonDissociation
      @LemonDissociation 4 года назад +9

      I feel they have some kind of hive mind

    • @Sliposlee
      @Sliposlee 4 года назад +4

      The puns

    • @starphobia08
      @starphobia08 4 года назад +5

      You can see yourself out now

  • @MirorR3fl3ction
    @MirorR3fl3ction 6 лет назад +385

    Alice: Thats Plaid Cop.
    Tom: IM SHERK!! XD

    • @joshp6061
      @joshp6061 6 лет назад +2

      I think he said sheikh

  • @thescrout9831
    @thescrout9831 5 лет назад +1090

    As a Scottish person, that accent was spot on and i can't stop laughing
    0:49

  • @Acidemonz0
    @Acidemonz0 5 лет назад +408

    "Also Im a Jelly bean!
    Have you seen my penguins?
    The goverment is bees
    I luv you" - Tomska 2k14

    • @pkjammy5794
      @pkjammy5794 4 года назад +3

      Favorite part of this whole video

    • @cyanide2813
      @cyanide2813 4 года назад +2

      basically an asdf movie material

  • @notinuse6740
    @notinuse6740 8 лет назад +186

    T H E G O V E R M E N T I S B E E S

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 4 года назад +364

    “i’M sHrEk”
    **bagpipes intensify**

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 11 месяцев назад +9

    “The government is bees”
    This quote has lived rent free in my mind for years.

  • @airbending_sith
    @airbending_sith 5 лет назад +1671

    0:50 when you learn you're 1% Scottish

    • @HeyGun7777
      @HeyGun7777 5 лет назад +43

      Alan Leone-Bridges *I AM SHREEEK*

    • @gabigobro3371
      @gabigobro3371 5 лет назад +5

      HeyGun - Haygen lad a xD aassxsx

    • @mappyo
      @mappyo 5 лет назад +10

      I'm 54% Scottish and 46% british

    • @HeyGun7777
      @HeyGun7777 5 лет назад +2

      Rubber Chicken no one asked

    • @mappyo
      @mappyo 5 лет назад +1

      @@HeyGun7777 kjbbukoijbbojipibiv kjbbukoijbbojipibiv kjbbukoijbbojipibiv kjbbukoijbbojipibivxxbiopsdpo fic ripfceih0u8r3cr 7h7h84f5378h5f7h84ftu9h8t4f3ubio3tf4uhlkrfefdhntfhggjgj

  • @BigDogBandit
    @BigDogBandit 8 лет назад +621

    to be fair, all of those would be pretty bad cops.

    • @raedoodles4974
      @raedoodles4974 8 лет назад +39

      HA HA HA I GET IT

    • @OverlordGrape
      @OverlordGrape 8 лет назад +22

      BEAUTIFUL

    • @nadiakim1
      @nadiakim1 7 лет назад +1

      Am i happy? I don't know. I sure am lonely, though. 11 OUT OF 10 BEST JOKE

    • @sananaryon4061
      @sananaryon4061 7 лет назад +5

      No, they would be rad

    • @ajleenexl7023
      @ajleenexl7023 7 лет назад +1

      unclassified loner no they are terible.
      Later.......
      Oh its a joke im stupid

  • @aaronkennedy7458
    @aaronkennedy7458 4 года назад +224

    0:47 why is this look so fitting on Tom? He looks like he's supposed to have three kids and a mortgage here and it just... Fits.

  • @skerpderp385
    @skerpderp385 3 года назад +35

    that seems like hell compared to prison

  • @sniffthecactusduh
    @sniffthecactusduh 8 лет назад +169

    0:41 Elliot can't stop from breaking a smile

  • @broadcastsinthedark5213
    @broadcastsinthedark5213 4 года назад +137

    “Plaid Cop”
    “Knee Pad cop”
    *inhale*
    “Abadbillcosbyimpersonatortryingtoexplaintheplotofbreakingbadcop”

    • @maxilexia6820
      @maxilexia6820 4 года назад +9

      So the dads from Malcolm in the Middle.

    • @bbqonmytoes
      @bbqonmytoes 4 года назад +3

      @@maxilexia6820 NO!

    • @mizmels1
      @mizmels1 3 месяца назад +1

      NO!

  • @cosmo8192
    @cosmo8192 7 лет назад +1607

    Bin naughty

    • @vgm_29
      @vgm_29 6 лет назад +5

      Eryn Animates bin naughtin

    • @bananajam2208
      @bananajam2208 6 лет назад +7

      Eryn Animates iM SHREK

    • @sock5555
      @sock5555 6 лет назад +1

      iach bin naughty

    • @invisi.
      @invisi. 6 лет назад

      youfe bin laden

    • @dominickeijzer5844
      @dominickeijzer5844 6 лет назад

      There seems to be a yandere saying something about bins in the comments.

  • @silt7.62
    @silt7.62 3 года назад +2

    From then on Johnny went through therapy for his life during and after his imprisonment and still has nightmares about the interagation, he soon died of trauma.

  • @laft5375
    @laft5375 7 лет назад +146

    "I'm a jelly bean. Have you seen my penguins? The goverment is bees"-Tomska

  • @sophv3446
    @sophv3446 8 лет назад +1725

    "When I was 12 I peed on my dog, and all over his little dog face.." I DIED

    • @peterkristo4448
      @peterkristo4448 8 лет назад

      rip

    • @mistertagnan
      @mistertagnan 8 лет назад +1

      +Peter Kristo (PeterGlassJar) when's the funeral?

    • @gomus2329
      @gomus2329 8 лет назад

      +MrTagnan tomorrow

    • @gomus2329
      @gomus2329 8 лет назад

      +MrTagnan tomorrow

    • @mistertagnan
      @mistertagnan 8 лет назад

      +Stevedoesstuff SHIT GET YOUR THING!! WE NEED TO PACK NOW

  • @diceLibrarian
    @diceLibrarian 5 лет назад +974

    BREAKING BAD'S A GOOD SHOW HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLY BEANS? THE GOVERNMENT IS PENGUINS! I AM BEES

    • @GreenStoneKnight
      @GreenStoneKnight 5 лет назад +20

      *gut wrenching scream* I CONFEEEEESS

    • @AmaticXLII
      @AmaticXLII 5 лет назад +12

      *CHEERFUL MUSIC :D*

    • @null0-q6j
      @null0-q6j 5 лет назад +3

      I love mixed stuff

    • @xuavy5036
      @xuavy5036 4 года назад +1

      Also i am a jelly been, have you seen my penguins, the goverment is bees!

    • @عصفورةلطيفة
      @عصفورةلطيفة 4 года назад

      I've never seen anyone get a quote so wrong in my life.

  • @loyalfrog4864
    @loyalfrog4864 3 года назад +54

    1:12 payday 2?!

    • @tamedflame8174
      @tamedflame8174 Год назад +1

      "Let's grab our shotguns! Let's *have soME FUN!*"

  • @yourhomie7888
    @yourhomie7888 7 лет назад +563

    ALSO IM A JELLY BEAN!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS?! THE GOVERMENT IS BEEEEESSSS!!!!.......I LOVE YOU.

    • @intensitydigital
      @intensitydigital 7 лет назад +5

      yay an ace Ventura reference

    • @Michael4201YT
      @Michael4201YT 7 лет назад +1

      Mad Cop great...

    • @someman66
      @someman66 7 лет назад

      That's my favorite part.

    • @hyddra8928
      @hyddra8928 7 лет назад

      Truer words have never been spoken

    • @kylefoust7127
      @kylefoust7127 6 лет назад

      random kid The government is bees! Oddshop anyone?

  • @DoodleNoodle-YT
    @DoodleNoodle-YT 6 лет назад +654

    *Meanwhile where the answer to everything is bees*
    Me: Tom, what's the government?
    Tom: THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES.
    Me: Oh, ok.

  • @smolpawsq5990
    @smolpawsq5990 8 лет назад +2204

    ALSO I AM A JELLY BEAN! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS? THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES

  • @jonasbetzendahl5757
    @jonasbetzendahl5757 2 месяца назад +12

    I just wanna show some appreciation for the line at 1:27 : "... and enough forensic evidence left behind to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very, very long time." That was seriously badass.

  • @MrAntoineDaniel
    @MrAntoineDaniel 10 лет назад +708

    Fantastic ! The skateboard is the new horsemask !

    • @MrRMIste
      @MrRMIste 10 лет назад +6

      Rien ne remplacera jamais le horsemask...

    • @salahopethist
      @salahopethist 10 лет назад +2

      Est ce que Richard fais du Skateborads ?

    • @oboe_hobo
      @oboe_hobo 10 лет назад +5

      dakikong
      Get lost already. Speaking English isn't one of RUclips's guidelines. If you can't stand not understanding two comments, then good luck with life.

    • @Z9Sword
      @Z9Sword 10 лет назад

      A quand le prochain What The Cut? :'(

    • @iAlexxGeek
      @iAlexxGeek 10 лет назад +1

      Je parle français sur une vidéo anglaise et j'emmerde les rageux :D
      Au fait salut Antoine !

  • @gh0stlyonyoutube
    @gh0stlyonyoutube 7 лет назад +826

    When I was twelve I peed on my dog.
    Right on his little dog face.

  • @rusure123
    @rusure123 4 года назад +285

    Meanwhile in a parallel universe where cops have no idea what their doing.

    • @TacComControl
      @TacComControl 4 года назад +6

      Mmmmmeanwhile in a parallel universe populated by hyperintelligent jellybean people!!!

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 4 года назад +19

      You mean our universe?

    • @thecooldude3255
      @thecooldude3255 4 года назад +2

      @@WhiteScorpio2 hey cops in our world know what they’re doing, they are all focused on killing all minorities, they actually have very good coordination

    • @reichr
      @reichr 4 года назад +1

      Meanwhile in a parallel universe where Cops are jelly beans

    • @reichr
      @reichr 4 года назад +1

      Meanwhile in a parallel universe where the government is bees

  • @EmotionalDamage910
    @EmotionalDamage910 6 месяцев назад +2

    "THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES!" gets me everytime.😂

  • @thepomegranate5323
    @thepomegranate5323 10 лет назад +548

    "Also, I am a jellybean! Have you seen my penguins? The government is bees! I love you"
    - Mad Cop 2014

    • @job407
      @job407 10 лет назад

      * dead Guy noise * what Cop is this

    • @job407
      @job407 10 лет назад +2

      ***** dead cop definiently dead cop

    • @eonprimicus
      @eonprimicus 9 лет назад +9

      FINALLY A QUOTE FOR MY YEARBOOK IN HUGH SCHOOLL

    • @jackbarnard-smith6516
      @jackbarnard-smith6516 9 лет назад

      lol that was the funniest part

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 9 лет назад +1

      Jericho Tambong the government is bees yeah that'll go great in your year book

  • @notsomlgperson1919
    @notsomlgperson1919 6 лет назад +189

    I like how you can see the criminal smiling at times

  • @erikschwab6405
    @erikschwab6405 5 лет назад +108

    "You've been in there like five times. What're you gonna do, annoy him into talking?"

  • @amreldtheartist
    @amreldtheartist Год назад +3

    I like how they introduce his nickname and then explain the reason he has it all in one scene without it feeling unnatural

  • @jamescole4317
    @jamescole4317 8 лет назад +869

    dad cop saying "you've been naughty" is my favourite part of the whole video

    • @teamfirefly2300
      @teamfirefly2300 8 лет назад +10

      BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW IM A JELLY BEAN I GOT A SKATEBOARDS
      **scream**

    • @znoxr
      @znoxr 8 лет назад +2

      +Team Firefly Have you seen mah jelly beans?

    • @Cactusflowerzz
      @Cactusflowerzz 8 лет назад +1

      IM SHREEKK is my favorite part😂

    • @rose-em4un
      @rose-em4un 8 лет назад +3

      Mine is "The government is BEES."

    • @zpinn8242
      @zpinn8242 8 лет назад +2

      That Dad cop, WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?

  • @inferno9714
    @inferno9714 9 лет назад +156

    "Also, I am a jelly bean! Have you seen my penguins? The government is bees!"
    -Mad Cop
    Seriously, somebody make that a meme RIGHT NOW.

    • @wyrvios
      @wyrvios 9 лет назад +10

      "Breaking Bad's a good show. Have you seen my jelly beans?"

    • @popcornwitch231
      @popcornwitch231 9 лет назад

      Tomi Dupeyron SKATEBOARD!

    • @derpy_squirrel
      @derpy_squirrel 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Don't forget the "I love you" XD

    • @CallumLees
      @CallumLees 9 лет назад

      Is this good enough?
      Link: i.imgflip.com/qgsq4.jpg

    • @inferno9714
      @inferno9714 9 лет назад +2

      *****... You now have my undying respect.

  • @DoodleNoodle-YT
    @DoodleNoodle-YT 6 лет назад +336

    **scottish accent** IM SHREK

    • @jazminebrown6543
      @jazminebrown6543 5 лет назад +2

      FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED!!! TANK YOU!!

    • @wisho-st8rp
      @wisho-st8rp 5 лет назад +1

      Finally a comment full of potential

    • @jamesmd9925
      @jamesmd9925 5 лет назад

      I though he said "I'm shakes"

  • @flamelordthebest5874
    @flamelordthebest5874 3 года назад +8

    1:41 the moment you been waiting for.

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 8 лет назад +546

    I JUST REALIZED
    If you were in this interrogation room, with these two cops, and you just suddenly heard:
    yeah
    Yeah
    YEah
    YEAh
    YEAH
    YEAH!
    YEAH!!
    Just repeated "yeahs" in ascending enthusiasm
    YOU WOULD BE TERRIFIED OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND

  • @jellybandit774
    @jellybandit774 10 лет назад +1655

    to all the people commenting on the physical appearance of a guy who is simply trying to provide you with entertainment and bring a smile to your face, do you ever look at your comment and think "hey i'm part of the problem....maybe i should have just kept that thought to myself"?

    • @IntelligentReality
      @IntelligentReality 10 лет назад +18

      No, you are part of the problem. People should be able to voice their opinions whether they are positive or negative.

    • @432neptune
      @432neptune 10 лет назад +95

      IntelligentReality Not when people are rude. Negetive opinions are bad when they don't help. You don't just make people feel bad when it just makes them feel worse.

    • @IntelligentReality
      @IntelligentReality 10 лет назад +7

      Have you never been on the internet before? It's full of negativity and trolling. To acknowledge or try to stop it is just stupid.

    • @thesilverw0lf
      @thesilverw0lf 10 лет назад +69

      IntelligentReality
      So that should stop us from trying to be decent human beings? ¬_¬' Just because a bunch of people are idiots doesn't mean that you can't be the first to set an example. Trolling won't stop, of course not, but it's better than just holding your hands up and being completely accepting of their BS or joining in. Unless you openly encourage the participation of abusing people over the internet like a coward simply because they're behind a monitor. [*rolls eyes*]

    • @njb4093
      @njb4093 10 лет назад +18

      IntelligentReality Sure they can, but that also means we're allowed to say that we think people are being dicks. Works both ways, really.

  • @emunebula2975
    @emunebula2975 6 лет назад +181

    Woah wait! Johnny McKnives! The knives guy from "I Don't Know" how did never notice lol. Same actor too

  • @justaguy4723
    @justaguy4723 3 года назад +6

    2:01 that was the most terrific thing I have ever witnessed

  • @MattEvuns
    @MattEvuns 10 лет назад +407

    I've just spent a flipping half an hour reporting all the weight comments as inappropriate.
    On the other hand, great video, Tom! I really love the direction the channel's heading!

    • @a_stray_dog
      @a_stray_dog 10 лет назад +23

      ***** They have just as much of a right to speak as we all have a right to ask the moderator to make them to shut the fuck up.

    • @theOneAndOnly12384
      @theOneAndOnly12384 10 лет назад

      Neapolitan Shark Matt didn't die, Edd did. And STFU!

    • @theOneAndOnly12384
      @theOneAndOnly12384 10 лет назад

      Neapolitan Shark I don't go to an elementary school, I go to a proper British High school. And if I'm the same generation as you, doesn't this apply to you too? #RuleBritannia

    • @spoonchad5686
      @spoonchad5686 10 лет назад

      im subscribed to you

    • @spodermen4699
      @spodermen4699 10 лет назад +3

      Harry Potter you're a wizard harry

  • @AlexHyena1
    @AlexHyena1 5 лет назад +188

    1:41
    Mojang releasing the latest Minecraft update

    • @red_ryn_9917
      @red_ryn_9917 4 года назад +11

      Alex Law “tHe GoVeRnMeNt Is BeEs”

    • @MiniMia48
      @MiniMia48 4 года назад +6

      I’m gonna test if 1:42 is closer lol-
      Edit: Ne-

  • @ashtonmartin3419
    @ashtonmartin3419 3 года назад +9

    "Where are my clothes???"
    Tom: "In the hole"

  • @GenerationHollow
    @GenerationHollow 10 лет назад +2644

    The ending had me laughing, great job man

  • @JakeSkateboard
    @JakeSkateboard 7 лет назад +1158

    For al this time it has been true.
    How could we be so blind?
    The government is, indeed,
    Bees.

  • @EzDyt
    @EzDyt 5 лет назад +230

    2:00 OMG I was dying!
    *Breaking Bad is a good show. Have you seen my jelly beans?*

  • @faucethose9734
    @faucethose9734 3 года назад +8

    The ending will always get me every time.
    AlSo hAve YoU SEen mY JeLlybeANs?!

  • @thepufferfish8116
    @thepufferfish8116 4 года назад +77

    "And you left behind enough forensic evidence to clone you and put you both in jail." When we get that technology, the government will actually be bees.

  • @wimpwampwomp
    @wimpwampwomp 3 года назад +63

    "Enough forensic evidence to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very, very long time"
    This line is brilliant.

  • @Mistah_boykisser
    @Mistah_boykisser 4 года назад +453

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Literally no one:
    Tom: *HAVE YOU SEEN MAH PENGUINS?!*

  • @ArtemisTheForestFox
    @ArtemisTheForestFox 3 года назад +6

    Tom: I am a jellllyybean!
    Tom later:Have you seen my jellybeans

  • @null0-q6j
    @null0-q6j 5 лет назад +3809

    “WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!?”
    “In the hole”
    🕳

    • @vegetableman8871
      @vegetableman8871 5 лет назад +86

      The orb stole her clothes
      🧥⚪️

    • @tock2072
      @tock2072 5 лет назад +32

      *cough *
      Ahem
      *memes*

    • @richardbuechel5567
      @richardbuechel5567 5 лет назад +22

      DUUUUUUUN

    • @crazyroundman7049
      @crazyroundman7049 5 лет назад +7

      Ok srsly what is this hole everyone keeps talking about? Is it a reference to something? I have to know.

    • @braindamage9433
      @braindamage9433 5 лет назад +7

      @@crazyroundman7049 m.ruclips.net/video/bAIbvlobWDM/видео.html

  • @JackHoward
    @JackHoward 10 лет назад +248

    Absolutely excellent

  • @ItsArknotArc
    @ItsArknotArc 6 лет назад +530

    *ALSO I AM A JELLY BEAN HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS? THR GOVERNMENT IS BEES I LOVE YOU*

  • @Green_Wolf2016
    @Green_Wolf2016 9 месяцев назад +3

    9 years old and it’s still HILARIOUS

  • @piguman9814
    @piguman9814 3 года назад +327

    "You don't make the confession he does."
    "He peed on my dog?"

    • @austinthegamest7424
      @austinthegamest7424 2 года назад +4

      Yes
      Yes he did

    • @tornadojack8170
      @tornadojack8170 2 года назад +4

      @@austinthegamest7424 That was his 11th arrest.

    • @ejt2860
      @ejt2860 2 года назад +5

      @@austinthegamest7424 we now know that elliot did indeed piss on tom's dog's head

    • @Nothing4687
      @Nothing4687 2 года назад +1

      @@ejt2860 content fan spotted

  • @fancystreams3434
    @fancystreams3434 5 лет назад +191

    (Scottish accent with Scottish music) I'M SHREK!

  • @CyberCy2
    @CyberCy2 4 года назад +139

    "He peed on my dog?"
    Love that

  • @BabyLambCreations
    @BabyLambCreations 9 месяцев назад +3

    "i'M SHREK"

  • @kaybrown8512
    @kaybrown8512 7 лет назад +407

    "When I was 12 I peed on my dog" lol

  • @darkghor6372
    @darkghor6372 10 лет назад +19

    0:44 Look at the suspect, you can't even fully see his face, but just from the muscles in his cheek, he is smiling as wide as he can, nearly cracking into laughter.
    It's awesome when you can catch these things, it really shows you guys love to do what you do.

    • @darkghor6372
      @darkghor6372 10 лет назад +2

      ***** Wish I could explain it, but it's the way the suspect leaned back a bit and wobbled a little, plus the fact that his cheekbones moves upwards a bit. It just had a face of someone who was REALLY holding back a chuckle.

  • @jenee9530
    @jenee9530 4 года назад +782

    “Where are my clothes?!”
    *in the hole.*

  • @cartonraff8039
    @cartonraff8039 3 года назад +2

    I will always love these transitions from chaos to a chill credit sequence.

  • @matthennessy7964
    @matthennessy7964 8 лет назад +100

    Johnny, your mother and I are very disappointed in you.
    That's Dad cop- WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?
    You've been naughty.

  • @rollingwaves1290
    @rollingwaves1290 8 лет назад +110

    Elliot looks heartbreakingly handsome in this