The irony is that if you took the discworld gnomes, that would be genuinely terrifying. They are just as strong as humans, but all that strength is concentrated into something 12inches high, stabbing you with a knitting needle. Mad Hamish approves.
@@Krompierre.this guy gets double pay my friend just look at him so crisp and sharp and worldly he is so unlike the other brutes His Majesty sends to us
@@3.4.1 the frogs used to hear the crickets chirp when they sleep. Now all they hear is screams of their brethren.🫡 (I’m just crafting the lore as I go along)
I honestly think it peaked when the gnomes somehow hired a fcking Mandalorian (sadly, that particular short barely got attention and I couldn't find it anymore)
What's crazy is that the actual lore for vulgar militiamen is that they find the strongest person around to train them. Therefore, robinswords is a beast of a warrior
The council of dragons watches upon the wars with great intrigue. Fight on, little gnomes, for the beasts of blazing flames and smouldering scales, the tamers of the winds themselves, watch your battle and wish for your victory.
Hate those guys, they were once hired by our count and they completely ransacked our granary before leaving for battle. Didn’t they all die in Lotharingia?
@@everythingsalright1121 I'm a tall guy myself, but yes. It's a big advantage to be tall as a guy, and it can be pretty bad for confidence if nothing else to be a short guy.
In a real life war, small beings like this would likely Sabotage grain stores or medical supplies inside a castel and kingdom. Unable to fight larger beings, but wasily able to slip inside their large buildings and place dead rats inside their grains.
⚔️Letter from the Knights⚔️ As a member of The United Knights, we will know add extra armor to our legs, we thank the heads up. Sincerely, Sir Doggo The Third ⚔️🏴💂🪖🎖️💪
This is infinitely better because he actually used POV correctly.
I would expect nothing less from this fine gentleman.
it's just been misused and misused and misused to the point that the common understanding of it on TikTok is "scenario" or something
Agreed
Ikr, it pains me to see so many wrong usages of the term
I always got confused when it was different
This guy's dedication to these videos is crazy. He really found and trained an real gnome just for a short.
Short, indeed!
Shut up and take my like!
Another level of committing to the bit
He just has short friends
And now he's stuck with him forever, because as we all know, the cameragnome never dies.
Militarized gnome assassins
Mortal enemies of the dwarves, slayer of goblins
Bro imagine you gonna sleep and be killed for a gnome in bed...
Gnomesassins Creed
Silly Gnomes you Gave ALL of your training information to us 😈
The irony is that if you took the discworld gnomes, that would be genuinely terrifying. They are just as strong as humans, but all that strength is concentrated into something 12inches high, stabbing you with a knitting needle. Mad Hamish approves.
Bro hired a Swiss pike, knights are so cooked
landesknecht doppelsoldner*
@@kjmartin815Country Servant Double Salary
@@kjmartin815 Landsknecht yes, doppelsoldner no
@@Krompierre.this guy gets double pay my friend just look at him so crisp and sharp and worldly he is so unlike the other brutes His Majesty sends to us
Come and tell their story again!
Proper use of POV always goes hard
Medieval shitposting goes hard
It's a whole trend on tiktok
More like Renaissance
Almost as hard as the snailposting.
@@mogaman28to be fair this period borders are quite blurry
Sorry just wandering what do you mean?
And that’s how the gnomes started their own crusade against the Rat Knights
After or before the rats knights defeated the frogs?
@@Pokesus this was before the moles invaded the rats in the peaceful Burrow era. So the frog haven’t conquered the neighboring pond yet.
@@PokesusTails of Iron reference?
@@scone-pu7bpthe Duck war is still going on btw
@@3.4.1 the frogs used to hear the crickets chirp when they sleep. Now all they hear is screams of their brethren.🫡
(I’m just crafting the lore as I go along)
Dude
Uncool
Now I have to look out for gnomes stabbing my ankle
Plate ankle armour is your friend, they can only get through chainmail.
That’s why you put them on the table so they can’t go anywhere
Womp womp
get some decent greaves and sabatons with mail in the knee gap you'll be ok
Skill issue
POV Markus Kruber explaining to Bardin how to use his billhook😂
Warhammer reference goes hard
B u t i t ' s s a l t z p y r e w h o u s e s
t h e b i l l h o o k . . .
"So you say the pointy end goes this way Azumgi?"
THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK
I get the joke, I really do, but Saltzpyre is the one and the only one who can use the billhook and Markus has a halberd instead of a billhook
Gnome warfare is a whole new level of epic. Medieval fantasy content is always a win.
shut up bot
I like how this was uploaded to YT shorts. Now my gnome friend will be able to see it without craning his neck.
Ahhhhhhh I laughed to hard at rhis
Wait, is that… a semi-original joke? Woah! Nice bro, take a medal 🎖️
Ah fuck that was a good one mate, have a cookie.
@@Jake_Gotthard yay! 🍪😋
"Gnome warrior ahead. Therefore, praise the message."
Good fellow ahead.
Try finger, but hole
Dog!
Behold, dog!
You do not have the right, O you do not have the right, by the way you do not have the right O you do not have the right.
The gnome-knight war just got a bit more interesting
Human and gnome alliance? Definitely looking bad for the rat empire
I honestly think it peaked when the gnomes somehow hired a fcking Mandalorian (sadly, that particular short barely got attention and I couldn't find it anymore)
As knight, everybody gangsta till I step in your house
As a paladin , everybody gangsta till l use the divine arts .
You won’t even fit in our house silly knight! 🧙🏻🤜🏻🤴🏻
Gnomes rule!!!!
@@Cotwhunter-1yes we do rule and we are winning
@@Cotwhunter-1hell yea buddy
@@Cotwhunter-1heh, not if we crush your house lil gnome
Bro is going to be so safe in a zombie apocalypse
That one 5' 4" friend after he gets tired of the insults
😭😭😭
Thank god I’m 5’4.5”
I’m 5’4 rn but I’ll get taller 😭
@UTTP_SORCERER welp I guess I'll go check ur content 👍
Is that an Italian billhook? You always manage to prove yourself as a man of taste Robin!!!
Yup
Venetian mercenary? @@robinswords
@@robinswords as an italian i most definitely approve
@@robinswordsNevermind the billhooks, what is the soundtrack?
Vulgar Militiamen Origin
Fuckin hate them 😂😂
Robin is Maliketh in this situation
Why’d he have to tell them to use bleed 😭
What's crazy is that the actual lore for vulgar militiamen is that they find the strongest person around to train them. Therefore, robinswords is a beast of a warrior
The council of dragons watches upon the wars with great intrigue. Fight on, little gnomes, for the beasts of blazing flames and smouldering scales, the tamers of the winds themselves, watch your battle and wish for your victory.
One of the greatest renditions of this i’ve ever seen, well done. You’re expanding the lore now
Gotta love a merc willing to give back the community. The Band of the Checkered Flag would never!
Hate those guys, they were once hired by our count and they completely ransacked our granary before leaving for battle. Didn’t they all die in Lotharingia?
Pov the shortest friend in the group get trained by the tallest and athletic friend
Knight: My armor is impenetrable!
My honest reaction: 📌🪛
Pokey stabby thingies go brrrrr
Well I’ll put on my ankle armor
My dude dint learn nothing from this channel.
Fun fact! GO FOR THE UNDERARMS AND SLITS IN THE ARMOR
thumbtack = gnome rondel dagger
Being against the knights is wild bro
Peasants will see landed gentry and say “verily I shall be like he”
Prithee, how doth that sabaton tasteth?
@@spormlastname267 based comment
Are you for the knights?
@ yup
how did we go from ancient to medieval shitposting💀💀
Its called evolution. Next up is prob the industry revolution
The prevalence of gnomes in ancient Greece saw the invention of hoplite greaves, because getting stabbed there by the little buggers *really* hurts.
Mount & Blade moment
B&I Moment
No? Not at all @@DaMartian
"It's almost harvesting season"
This is truly gnomecore
E
@@EEEEEEEEE
Landsknecht teaching the little men WAAAR. I shall be teaching the giants how to wield flails. Prepare thyself.
Counter Thread: A blacksmith showing the knights full plate leg armor
I got called a gnome by my friend the other day, I’m glad this tutorial exists for people like me!
Finally, someone with metal armour that doesn’t want all gnomes caught
That's adorable. I love that its a REAL tiny billhook.
Landsknecht be training knights with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Finally a good gnome post
THE LORE EXPANDS FURTHER
Plot twist: That's a dwarf, no gnome.
"Rock and stone!!"
Gnomes are already earth-element aligned!
ROCK AND STONE!!!!!
My sir, I think you mistook squire with squirrel. 😅
🤣🤣🤣
Robinswords: Squeaker, squeakety-squeak, Squeaken?
thank you for filming this, fellow gnome. this is good training material.
Altdorf Mercenary helping a Mootland Halfling colorized
I love when anyone start to think on tactics and techniques for fantasy-level size differences
As a 5'-6" tall man, thanks for showing the rest of the world my point of view.
as a 6ft tall girl are guys actually that concerned about their height? curious
@@everythingsalright1121 I'm a tall guy myself, but yes. It's a big advantage to be tall as a guy, and it can be pretty bad for confidence if nothing else to be a short guy.
Would gnomes call youtube shorts youtube normals?
God bless you
RUclips Perfectly Average Stop Laughing 😢
Вот оно рождается новый главный модник всея средневековья ланцкнехт
SILLY KNIGHTS YOU'LL NEVER CEACH ME!!!🧙♂️
he looked so loving and kind teaching my brother in gardening how to defeat a knight
I read that like "my brother in christ"
Just wait till he tell them about gunpowder
It really hurts
That reminds me of the videos here on youtube where they fire miniature cannons.
Nah. Pikes is what you'd really want. Gunpowder weapons were just for the scary.
Song name is Misanthrope by Blod Besvimelse
thanks
Yaaaay thank youu🎉🎉
Thank you kind sir
@@joniharon511 you're welcome
@@zundox7244 you're welcome!
Pedro Pascal explaining how to fight to the gnomes.
Gnome:stabs my foot
Me: ow panic walk off the pain
Gnome:gets stepped on dies
Why did I recently stumble upon so many gnome and knight reels on insta and now a gnome short by Robin swords???
The Kobolds been real quiet since this dropped
The hell is a kobold? We don’t even have a named kingdom
@@FBI_UnusualIncidentsUnit WTF do you mean by a named kingdom?
The gnomes are fighting back
Потрясающие ролики. ❤
As a representative of the knights.
We have information that the Fae have betr us all for the dark gods. Join us
the shein dynasty was a wild time
Nah😂
Let’s just order ankle armor off medievalzon
truly he is a kind and noble knight in times of pillage 😞
gnome training arc is in motion 😈
the knights hired astartes, i am one of them. brace for the crozius and REPENT
Whats the name of that song?
I would also like to know
The song is Blod Besvimelse - Misantrop
@@dogedoge5682thank bro
😊😊
before you gobble on some black ambient dungeon synth, beware of elitists calling you out on being a poser
Song?
LITSAR PEKLA
@@arman5918no, it's misanthrop by blod besvimelse
Misanthrope
its black metal
@@user-fw2mj4pr3gdungeon synth*
Are you being paid in underpants?
That billhook gonna mess up some knights ankles
I cant describe how much I love this specific type of content
Achilles never slept soundly again
Good to see someone helping the little guys
"That friendly knight was killed later"- year 1206/17/6
him: if your opponent is in chainmail, you wanna use a piercing weapon to get through it. It's their achillies heel.
Me: Sweep the leg, got it
As a knight, polearms with poky things are 2 OP against plate.
FOOLISH GNOMES, WE KNIGHTS SHALL AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE FAR GREATER TRAINING
Gnomes are detestable, blights to humanity
Indeed. Knights are simply better
This is a fire edit bro🔥
Silly sticks don’t stand a chance against our trebuchets! Knights forever!
Yo thanks for teaching me to defeat those silly knights
Oh no, Gnome Landsknechts.
Bro no. I ducking flinched so hard when you STABBED the chainmail in your hand😟😟
In a real life war, small beings like this would likely Sabotage grain stores or medical supplies inside a castel and kingdom. Unable to fight larger beings, but wasily able to slip inside their large buildings and place dead rats inside their grains.
⚔️Letter from the Knights⚔️
As a member of The United Knights, we will know add extra armor to our legs, we thank the heads up.
Sincerely, Sir Doggo The Third ⚔️🏴💂🪖🎖️💪
This feels like lifetimes ago
I desperately need to know where this music came from because with the distortion it goes hard in a retro way.
Amazing POV meme. Subscribed.
Telling the short friend how to use a knife
Correct POV usage has got me wildin’
Schooling me in drip as well
The knights will prevail!
pedro pascal teachs the gnomes how to fight
Wrong we were extra thick leg armor
Splendid! We shall use this information wisely!
For some reason this is cool to watch
You gave lil bro a mini billhook. So cute😭
WE GNOMES SHALL NOT BE THE VICTIMS OF THE KNIGHTS
Thank you, trainer for helping my fellow gnome
As a Mage i am thankfull for your support of the Gnomes
Me fellow gnomes appreciate the kind gestures friend
They done got foreign powers involved😭
bro is more medieval than medieval with that sword
Only valid knight out there, teaching us gnomes how to fight back
Gnomes stand no chance ⚔️
The mercenary’s guild shall be remembered for this kindness to the smallfolk.