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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 170

  • @muremuresen3725
    @muremuresen3725 Месяц назад +437

    i think it's clear that Dankus does not know what touché means

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  Месяц назад +278

      @@muremuresen3725 touche

    • @FlyFriend42
      @FlyFriend42 Месяц назад +146

      @@DankusMemecus Now that was a correct use of the word lmao

    • @Djentle-Rain
      @Djentle-Rain Месяц назад +33

      This touchee arc is making me cringe

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 Месяц назад +6

      @@FlyFriend42 touché

  • @jagplaysroblox2169
    @jagplaysroblox2169 Месяц назад +127

    born to say ESPORTS DANKUS MICRO ALTA LENNARD SHTATS
    forced to listen to TouCHe

  • @12gark
    @12gark Месяц назад +74

    I've never seen Dankus so careful in a game. Nice win tho, but Japan player shares big part of the success, dominated Asia AND declared on the Soviet

    • @MrDoyle-ky4he
      @MrDoyle-ky4he Месяц назад +6

      Japan player doing that well makes me wonder where America and Britain were

    • @OldSchoolGM94
      @OldSchoolGM94 18 дней назад

      I think Japan got to fuck up the British because they lost all their raw resources in Africa and the Indonesian provinces. Air power drops off quick without that oil and rubber​@@MrDoyle-ky4he

  • @Spitze.YT-_-
    @Spitze.YT-_- Месяц назад +189

    Bro why does Dankus keep saying touché all the time?
    (Edit): Right after I commented this they mentioned Dankus French word spam in the video!

  • @saopro21
    @saopro21 Месяц назад +53

    Doing all tanks template is the most dankus fucking thing you could do bro HAHAHAHA

    • @aidonger42069
      @aidonger42069 Месяц назад +7

      I feel like no one built TDs or anti tank guns

  • @mrjayoareyes
    @mrjayoareyes Месяц назад +30

    21:29 missed tiger joke

  • @GiviTolstykh
    @GiviTolstykh Месяц назад +196

    dankus noob build? (always)

    • @axdde6428
      @axdde6428 Месяц назад +1

      r.i.p
      geroiam slava

  • @plakeplays6420
    @plakeplays6420 Месяц назад +28

    slow and steady wins the race! ahh build

  • @cc0767
    @cc0767 Месяц назад +19

    They said my touche was weak

  • @sma809
    @sma809 Месяц назад +15

    11:29 almost 20-1 kd that''s what you'd love to see!

  • @CarumbaTjoep
    @CarumbaTjoep Месяц назад +3

    Fun drinking game: everytime Dankus says touché take a shot

  • @informant4cia
    @informant4cia Месяц назад +20

    Appeasement maxxing

  • @maxthetube8466
    @maxthetube8466 Месяц назад +7

    They said my war was too early, then this happened…

  • @mollyy.mollyy
    @mollyy.mollyy Месяц назад +4

    Did a wake and bake so glad you uploaded

    • @flx2463
      @flx2463 Месяц назад +1

      same haha

  • @pauljohnson9242
    @pauljohnson9242 Месяц назад

    dankus is always at his best when hes moaning at his allies

  • @nifler1915
    @nifler1915 Месяц назад +4

    they said my waiting strat is weak

  • @pooshmeister
    @pooshmeister Месяц назад +2

    That finland had one voice line

  • @Stxrmymp4
    @Stxrmymp4 Месяц назад +1

    love your videos dankus have an amazing day

  • @ramezemad7283
    @ramezemad7283 Месяц назад

    This was my first game ever especially as France from 8 months ago

  • @akixhunfn5096
    @akixhunfn5096 Месяц назад

    Dankus dedicated this video to Golden so now Golden knows how to do a good heavy tank germany

  • @originalNickName-c7q
    @originalNickName-c7q Месяц назад +4

    They said I finished late...

  • @CsikihuszarDG
    @CsikihuszarDG Месяц назад +18

    I know what you did in 2015 you can't hide forever

    • @illiaoliinyk9685
      @illiaoliinyk9685 Месяц назад +2

      What?

    • @witsleep
      @witsleep Месяц назад

      Considering he went to military recently… man was a kid in 2015 lmao

    • @billybob-zk9nm
      @billybob-zk9nm Месяц назад

      @@witsleepdid he join or conscripted? Cause i thought he failed the intelligence diagnostic years ago for conscription. Remembered him getting clowned for failing

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz Месяц назад +7

    Love your vids man❤ (under 6 inches)

  • @ABW_2137
    @ABW_2137 Месяц назад

    12:20 "were taking SAF (bro spelled sex) gibraltar" "ofc we are"

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess Месяц назад

    If I had a dollar for every time Dankus said Touche' correctly, I'd have a dollar.

  • @susfus829
    @susfus829 Месяц назад +1

    still better than average lennard meta build

  • @DönerMann1
    @DönerMann1 Месяц назад +51

    Love your vids man❤ ( under 2 min)

    • @Eggplanter_2027
      @Eggplanter_2027 Месяц назад +8

      I love his vids too (I'm 6 foot)

    • @kronsbanntin2201
      @kronsbanntin2201 Месяц назад

      Im 3'7​@@Eggplanter_2027

    • @THEJustinOfAllTime
      @THEJustinOfAllTime Месяц назад +9

      I love his vids too (I'm edging)

    • @firegod5457
      @firegod5457 Месяц назад +4

      I love his vids too (I'm a water bottle)

    • @pjb.1775
      @pjb.1775 Месяц назад +1

      I wrote the first comment on the video (I love his vids)

  • @user-ko1lm2ps5k
    @user-ko1lm2ps5k Месяц назад

    they said my touché was weak....

  • @fxllzy
    @fxllzy Месяц назад +1

    can someone please find this guy's playlist 🙏🙏

  • @faresabderrazak4003
    @faresabderrazak4003 Месяц назад +1

    Hey Dankus
    What mods are you playing in that game ( combination of mods ) ?
    Ty love your vids

    • @Sealteam116
      @Sealteam116 Месяц назад

      "Their Finest Bruh (TFB)"

  • @Isabell-gw8bv
    @Isabell-gw8bv Месяц назад

    Holy smokes! Dankus is so cool!

  • @wh6057
    @wh6057 Месяц назад

    Drop the playlist dankus

  • @PersianBrotherhood
    @PersianBrotherhood Месяц назад

    Nice video but
    12:02 how many air is that?

  • @KSPVideoEditor
    @KSPVideoEditor Месяц назад

    THEY ARE SHAKING AT MY FRANCE (Touchè)

  • @yygamertv9025
    @yygamertv9025 Месяц назад +1

    They said my speed was slow...

    • @MelonJrr
      @MelonJrr Месяц назад

      My grandpa...

  • @tristan3340
    @tristan3340 Месяц назад +6

    can someone explain to me here every one of dankuses phrases? like alta and oman and so on
    so curious

    • @roninecostar
      @roninecostar Месяц назад

      I will never tell you.

    • @cc0767
      @cc0767 Месяц назад +2

      its just german phrases, Alta = dude, because of Lennard probably

    • @МартинРупски
      @МартинРупски Месяц назад +6

      Alta = dude, bro, man any other empty phrase you put at the end of a sentence
      Oman = Oh man, what is this, hello?, a phrase to convey mild annoyance or lack of understanding
      Touche = you won, fair, phrase used to express defeat or ceasing of any further arguing.

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  Месяц назад +9

      @@tristan3340 touche

  • @SargeM27
    @SargeM27 Месяц назад +1

    What mod is being used here? it looks cool as hell

    • @Sealteam116
      @Sealteam116 Месяц назад

      "Their Finest Bruh (TFB)"

  • @martinyovkov5822
    @martinyovkov5822 Месяц назад

    Dankus i beg for your Spotify playlist🙏😭

  • @efjddu
    @efjddu Месяц назад +1

    dankus be like THE woman and the chidren too

  • @tabscuswastooshort9351
    @tabscuswastooshort9351 Месяц назад

    When did Dankus´ playlist get Yassified?

  • @bigchungus-kf9cm
    @bigchungus-kf9cm Месяц назад

    troll germany witzkrieg build next

  • @andrefreeman7025
    @andrefreeman7025 Месяц назад +3

    18:43 Could someone explain to me what happened please? What is the difference between clicking and clicking?

    • @matejaradulovic1075
      @matejaradulovic1075 Месяц назад +2

      Instead of attacking with all 8 tanks the coop attacked with only 3 from one tile. If he attacked with all 8 he would have done more dmg bcs more tanks and the combat width would have been expanded from attacking from multiple tiles.

    • @Idontsupportlgbtq
      @Idontsupportlgbtq Месяц назад

      pure tank template = less hp = takes more damage. he built tanks with very high offensive stats but they lose alot of equipment because of low hp. Attacking from two tiles allows him to beat the enemy tanks so quickly that he loses less equipment and can actually win battles against tanks with actual hp.

    • @andrefreeman7025
      @andrefreeman7025 Месяц назад

      @@matejaradulovic1075 Thank you.

    • @Azaqa
      @Azaqa Месяц назад +1

      ​@@matejaradulovic1075it doesn't necessarily even matter that it was all 8, its just the fact that he couldve been clicking from 2 tiles at once to expand combat width like you said
      2 on 1 tile and 2 on the other clicking wouldve been far more effective than 5 clicking from 1 tile like the coop was doing

    • @matejaradulovic1075
      @matejaradulovic1075 Месяц назад

      ​​@@Azaqayes but as you can see its better to attack with all 8 bcs you want to fill up that combat width attacking with only 4 would have not filled it. So its important to attack with all 8 as well as expanding the combat width from attacking from multiple tiles.

  • @p0l069
    @p0l069 Месяц назад

    Touche mean hit

  • @XOneshot-rt7yv
    @XOneshot-rt7yv Месяц назад +13

    dankus dont play horst due too him being too bad

    • @Tragantar1310
      @Tragantar1310 Месяц назад

      its a boring shit mod tbh.
      really unfun to watch (and play)

  • @friesingcold
    @friesingcold Месяц назад

    says early war, war in 1940

  • @StrudelerOfTheTSociety
    @StrudelerOfTheTSociety Месяц назад

    T o u c h é .

  • @Ezeasy-jh7yi
    @Ezeasy-jh7yi Месяц назад

    What heavy tank design did he use?

  • @G69zLmL
    @G69zLmL Месяц назад +2

    3:42 - 4:12 Music? Its a famous song but I can't find the title sadly

    • @Idontsupportlgbtq
      @Idontsupportlgbtq Месяц назад

      'Say it right' nelly furtado - some sort of remix

    • @Lennart812
      @Lennart812 Месяц назад

      Say it right - Nelly Furtado

    • @G69zLmL
      @G69zLmL Месяц назад +1

      @@Lennart812 I love you

  • @dancinghomer8313
    @dancinghomer8313 Месяц назад

    Dankoooos

  • @StefanL00
    @StefanL00 Месяц назад +3

    What mod is this?

  • @Ragitoniothethird
    @Ragitoniothethird Месяц назад

    what mod do you use?

  • @Random-World-Eater
    @Random-World-Eater Месяц назад

    Låt honom tillaga!!!

  • @We.Do.A.Bit.Of.Trolling
    @We.Do.A.Bit.Of.Trolling Месяц назад +1

    Touche

  • @solarmoons14
    @solarmoons14 Месяц назад +2

    Darius whats going on?!
    Wayyyyy 🥰

  • @labeatkuqi
    @labeatkuqi Месяц назад

    he keeps saying touche at the wrong time

  • @mateusznadolny7770
    @mateusznadolny7770 26 дней назад

    my italy ally randomly collapsing because france attacked their territories: (i know i lost)

  • @booogdan123
    @booogdan123 Месяц назад

    hey, that mods are you guys using? Is it one mod, or many ?

  • @HansWurst-se6ih
    @HansWurst-se6ih Месяц назад

    What's the mod called he is playing with

  • @cioco_yt
    @cioco_yt Месяц назад

    pls can someone say the mod hes playing

  • @capta1nfordo
    @capta1nfordo Месяц назад

    Esport 🍷

  • @kuzeyyar1540
    @kuzeyyar1540 Месяц назад +5

    whats the mod?
    and dc

    • @semamet
      @semamet Месяц назад

      imma put a reply here in case you get an answer

    • @Omneit
      @Omneit Месяц назад

      i also put a reply here for an answere

    • @mindi_kus7475
      @mindi_kus7475 Месяц назад +2

      Mod should be Their finest bruh (TFB)

    • @kuzeyyar1540
      @kuzeyyar1540 Месяц назад

      @@mindi_kus7475 thanks and do they have their own server

    • @Dezznuts2294
      @Dezznuts2294 Месяц назад +1

      in know but am aint tellin

  • @invicibletiger950
    @invicibletiger950 Месяц назад

    can someone pls give me the name of this mod?

  • @PixelPanzer-YT
    @PixelPanzer-YT 25 дней назад

    Mod name?

  • @birb7292
    @birb7292 Месяц назад +1

    Oil up

  • @jonatanlj747
    @jonatanlj747 Месяц назад

    Shtäts?

  • @kaptan_davuk
    @kaptan_davuk Месяц назад

    Bro, how do pure tank even work?

    • @МартинРупски
      @МартинРупски Месяц назад

      Infinite armor, you don't need HP If the enemy can't damage you

    • @kaptan_davuk
      @kaptan_davuk Месяц назад +1

      @@МартинРупски what about organization?

  • @odindave6506
    @odindave6506 Месяц назад +1

    TOUCHE

  • @henrikheinrich107
    @henrikheinrich107 Месяц назад

    Wich mog is it?

  • @Radishindependent
    @Radishindependent Месяц назад

    dude straight up just copied my technique of how to send more volunteers to spain

  • @nitch2527
    @nitch2527 Месяц назад

    dam

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 Месяц назад

    Why does the mod spell Kiev wrong?

    • @holy_moleys
      @holy_moleys Месяц назад

      Probably because that's the correct spelling?

  • @portugeskiller7391
    @portugeskiller7391 Месяц назад +2

    What mod is this

  • @niksin3
    @niksin3 Месяц назад +1

    Japan game please 🙏 show us how to not be bad as Japan

  • @Leatly
    @Leatly Месяц назад

    Hello

  • @sandweh6823
    @sandweh6823 Месяц назад

    meta?

  • @Dr.Swinehart
    @Dr.Swinehart Месяц назад

    reject touche, embrace e-sports

  • @ViralCorgi
    @ViralCorgi Месяц назад

    spoiler dankus wins

  • @captainblack69
    @captainblack69 Месяц назад

    Dankus pleaseee expand your vocabulary

  • @turtlenecksarepoggers
    @turtlenecksarepoggers Месяц назад +16

    Wow! All Hitler had to do was sit around and do economy shit. How did he manage to mess it up that badly irl?

    • @divertedpreon
      @divertedpreon Месяц назад

      He was crazy. He had a 10 year truce with the Soviets. He could've concentrated on the allies but would've never landed in England. He should've asked for Poznan and Danzig for Slovakia and a guarantee of independence and de-radicalization of Germany.

    • @flutee6162
      @flutee6162 Месяц назад +6

      historical revisionism for the win

    • @willywonka6487
      @willywonka6487 Месяц назад +6

      do people actually think Hoi4 is any percent historical accurate? Maybe like 0.8% accurate

    • @Azaqa
      @Azaqa Месяц назад

      ​@@willywonka6487its actually very accurate lol the only inaccurate part is the divisions

    • @slxzt4459
      @slxzt4459 Месяц назад +2

      @@willywonka6487i mean if you let the ai play it out its pretty historically accurate but the shit u can do in the game would never be possible irl

  • @stormbreaker6920
    @stormbreaker6920 Месяц назад +2

    joe bidennnn!!

  • @mrmeow4651
    @mrmeow4651 Месяц назад

    Dankus please stop saying touche 🙏

  • @boteiro1436
    @boteiro1436 Месяц назад

    singleplayer game

  • @ProfessorYún
    @ProfessorYún Месяц назад

    a h

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 Месяц назад

    Z

  • @yannikvogt9184
    @yannikvogt9184 Месяц назад

    5min damn i am early

  • @pjb.1775
    @pjb.1775 Месяц назад

    FIRST

  • @monke0119
    @monke0119 Месяц назад

    early

  • @Apollyon_of_Abyss
    @Apollyon_of_Abyss Месяц назад

    absolute rat strat

  • @советскийсоюз-э7д
    @советскийсоюз-э7д Месяц назад

    3 minutes and only 365 viewers dankus is falling

  • @peste1463
    @peste1463 Месяц назад +362

    Touche

    • @evannpalma2404
      @evannpalma2404 Месяц назад +8

      Touché is reserved for frenchies only

    • @p0l069
      @p0l069 Месяц назад +1

      Oui

    • @MR_papaja
      @MR_papaja Месяц назад +1

      @@evannpalma2404 Dankus isn't french tho

    • @muremuresen3725
      @muremuresen3725 Месяц назад +3

      he uses the word incorrectly

    • @Toastryan
      @Toastryan Месяц назад

      @@muremuresen3725 Touche

  • @__BeN_
    @__BeN_ Месяц назад

    Touche