Bokoen let me play USSR... (BIG MISTAKE)

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @tricot6468
    @tricot6468 3 месяца назад +750

    Dankus on Russia is like a crack addict relapsing

  • @uniedits5459
    @uniedits5459 3 месяца назад +728

    The coop on Finland front:💀

  • @ricflairsayswoo5894
    @ricflairsayswoo5894 3 месяца назад +344

    Everyone begging Dankus to spare Denmark just out of pure pity was so funny

  • @megakillpt1332
    @megakillpt1332 3 месяца назад +157

    Finland playing Build Up Simulator

    • @DanielMendez18103
      @DanielMendez18103 3 месяца назад +21

      Bro playin Victoria 2 waiting for his pops to grow and managing his industry 😭😭

  • @Byzantine-Revolt
    @Byzantine-Revolt 3 месяца назад +363

    She let me go in raw... (BIG MISTAKE).

    • @t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334
      @t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 3 месяца назад +11

      Your sister wow! Really?

    • @Byzantine-Revolt
      @Byzantine-Revolt 3 месяца назад +43

      @@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 Hey man the Habsburg chin is back in fashion the kid is gonna mog the others.

    • @bomboclatlawg
      @bomboclatlawg 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Byzantine-Revoltbarbaric, i prefer my first cousin

    • @t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334
      @t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 3 месяца назад +3

      @@bomboclatlawg I prefer my daughter

    • @roboute6502
      @roboute6502 2 месяца назад

      ​@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334hope some day you become famous and this comment from this video game comes public

  • @dangerousnoodle8779
    @dangerousnoodle8779 3 месяца назад +76

    I get the feeling Dankus is going to be banned from majors again, permanently

    • @Aleph3575
      @Aleph3575 3 месяца назад +7

      He literally says at the end that the only reason they let him on the Soviets is because no one wanted the Soviets lol. They couldn't get anyone to be the main soviet player, so Bo let Dankus do it as like a one time thing.

  • @pedrotbird5426
    @pedrotbird5426 3 месяца назад +200

    They said my... my... what was I saying again?

    • @evannpalma2404
      @evannpalma2404 3 месяца назад +53

      They said my alzheimer was weak🗿

    • @jenzo5597
      @jenzo5597 3 месяца назад +27

      joe biden

    • @timtamthemememan5094
      @timtamthemememan5094 3 месяца назад +4

      Hey biden, you havent given me my MAGA hat back yet. Not cool man

    • @Gallium_AA
      @Gallium_AA Месяц назад

      They said my memory was weak.

    • @Gallium_AA
      @Gallium_AA Месяц назад

      They said my memory was weak.

  • @Ardeun-eg3qq
    @Ardeun-eg3qq 3 месяца назад +60

    10s in and has 30 mils on heavies? Must be a Dankus... well everything

  • @TheSniperBoy
    @TheSniperBoy 3 месяца назад +28

    And Dankus wonders why he isn’t allowed on majors during Bokoen games.

  • @vandall4583
    @vandall4583 3 месяца назад +46

    They said my iosef stalin was Weak....

  • @moonman62
    @moonman62 3 месяца назад +17

    I don't think my man is ever being allowed on Russia again lol.

  • @MsRockie
    @MsRockie 3 месяца назад +37

    SCP STALINKUS ESCAPED FROM FACILITY

    • @Djentle-Rain
      @Djentle-Rain 3 месяца назад

      Invalid no number attached 😅 learn your scp lore

    • @MsRockie
      @MsRockie 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Djentle-Rain
      ATTENTION SCP NERD ALSO ESCAPED

  • @rufftelemoigne8869
    @rufftelemoigne8869 3 месяца назад +3

    I love when games goes unhistorical, you can see very different strategies and builds (civs germany, ussr going in, japan attacking...)

  • @omegaroleplayer1022
    @omegaroleplayer1022 3 месяца назад +20

    2k views in 15 minutes
    dankus is blossoming

  • @gammajunkie2984
    @gammajunkie2984 3 месяца назад +4

    Open video within 10 seconds he's all in on heavies truly a dankus Russia

  • @remi609
    @remi609 3 месяца назад +5

    They said my Siberian defence was weak

  • @KUJ-r9w
    @KUJ-r9w 3 месяца назад +11

    2:02 Dankus slips a lip pillow for the fns

    • @Symboold71
      @Symboold71 3 месяца назад +1

      Nicotine

    • @cs40660
      @cs40660 3 месяца назад

      @@Symboold71Nicotine

  • @maxthetube8466
    @maxthetube8466 Месяц назад

    They said the snake of Denmark was real, it truly is

  • @joemomma7652
    @joemomma7652 3 месяца назад +11

    I don’t understand, I can’t even vs regular ai and defend with meat shields correctly, but dakus just declares on Germany and pushes.-.

  • @Createrz2015
    @Createrz2015 3 месяца назад +3

    They said my Soviet was weak..

  • @NoNameAtAll2
    @NoNameAtAll2 3 месяца назад +3

    they said my bokoen waa weak

  • @maxthetube8466
    @maxthetube8466 3 месяца назад

    They said my gulags were weak, then I did this…

  • @pepelespy6163
    @pepelespy6163 3 месяца назад +2

    When is the new hoi4 mp vannila germany and soviets guides for competitive are gonna happen Dankus?

  • @mmouse1886
    @mmouse1886 3 месяца назад

    Anyone know the music from 10:04 to ~10:30? I know Dankus has a playlist but I'm not going through like 100+ songs to find it

  • @romaboo6218
    @romaboo6218 3 месяца назад

    Finland Neutral ending

  • @originalNickName-c7q
    @originalNickName-c7q 3 месяца назад

    They said my only game on Russia was weak...

  • @Aleph3575
    @Aleph3575 3 месяца назад +2

    Swimmy light tank Soviets got Bo so fucked up he's letting Dankus play them again lol.

  • @ProfessorYún
    @ProfessorYún 3 месяца назад

    Finland ran away

  • @RobertasAleksandrovas
    @RobertasAleksandrovas 3 месяца назад

    freaky ahh thumbnail

  • @piesekwojtek4487
    @piesekwojtek4487 3 месяца назад

    they said my denmark was weak

  • @shaggybottomtext8363
    @shaggybottomtext8363 3 месяца назад +1

    Wish we could turn back time to when dankus was literally banned from EVERY major and like a couple minors 😂

  • @Zeguyez
    @Zeguyez 3 месяца назад +1

    Mod he uses?

  • @thies_0801
    @thies_0801 3 месяца назад

    2:19 Baisiclilili

  • @lvckymoritz6555
    @lvckymoritz6555 3 месяца назад +1

    They said my russia was weak

  • @ottovanoosterhout9739
    @ottovanoosterhout9739 3 месяца назад +2

    First view, feels like the video was made just for me, thanks mr.memecus ;)

  • @scarf0775
    @scarf0775 3 месяца назад

    Esport Dankus

  • @aurekeke1.066
    @aurekeke1.066 3 месяца назад

    Esseye de faire un vrai fort, donc met une tonne de tente, puis fait un carré en mur autour, pour finir met des tours et des truc pour mettre des archers en haut des murs pour ton camp principale

  • @Dockboy-ie4yu
    @Dockboy-ie4yu 3 месяца назад

    One day soviet navy
    One day

  • @humanperson8690
    @humanperson8690 3 месяца назад +4

    Dankus for the entire run:
    This is fine👍

  • @Showastatism4life
    @Showastatism4life 3 месяца назад

    What mods were they using?

  • @ethanemmerich9698
    @ethanemmerich9698 3 месяца назад

    What is the typical mp mod now? I used to play a lot of vanilla mp 3 years ago, I feel so out of touch with hoi4 now lol. Especially mp

    • @SoVega301
      @SoVega301 27 дней назад

      well it is after two months, but now each community plays it's own mp mod.
      finding vannila MP shouldn't be hard tho.

  • @federicocorbetta932
    @federicocorbetta932 3 месяца назад

    What mod are you using?

  • @daimond0396
    @daimond0396 3 месяца назад

    I have a question, so sorry for my English. I thought about something and maybe someone like it. The 3 Stars Red Blue Green are for Army ships and air, why there is not Star for Spys and then you can build up your Intelligence with them. I think that then some Nations could be also integrated to the „E-Sport“ Like mengkukuo or tuna tuva. Also you can do some new national focuses with them and make the armies better with them. I would like to See something Like that. That the Intelligence is really integrated to the armies or other Nations. Maybe you can Steel something from them. Or you build a big network Like a japanese advisor help the manchukou Intelligence and both Nations get positive Staats or something else……you build a army with the stolen weapons from other Nations……..i think there so many good Options.
    Oh the stars are the EP right? So experience Points

  • @RedMage815
    @RedMage815 3 месяца назад

    What mods are you using?

  • @RedCard1831
    @RedCard1831 3 месяца назад +3

    CUENCA IS KUENKA

  • @greendragon1219
    @greendragon1219 3 месяца назад

    what mod do they use?

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess 3 месяца назад

    The said blasting my trash music on stream was weak. THEY WERE RIGHT!
    (Seriously lower that trash.)

  • @BellaRaga-u3y
    @BellaRaga-u3y Месяц назад

    what is the name of the mod?

  • @Max-lw3qp
    @Max-lw3qp 3 месяца назад

    Anyone know what Mod they are using?

  • @PrimitivePirate1492
    @PrimitivePirate1492 3 месяца назад

    yo dankio when are you doing a hoi4 course??? dankiouniversity you can be the top g (General)

  • @marceldavis5600
    @marceldavis5600 3 месяца назад

    Is china allowed on bokoen games?

  • @lukasvon
    @lukasvon 3 месяца назад +1

    Mongolia have nice gameplay , allies save you GJ allies , weak russia

  • @Snail_salt
    @Snail_salt 3 месяца назад

    mod is this?

  • @gween_val2551
    @gween_val2551 3 месяца назад

    longer videos

  • @user-ko1lm2ps5k
    @user-ko1lm2ps5k 3 месяца назад

    Pookie wookie dankus pls play bosnia🥹🥹

  • @JimboHiggin
    @JimboHiggin 3 месяца назад

    Mod name?

  • @rdisconzip
    @rdisconzip 3 месяца назад +1

    why so many dislikes????

  • @nickxcaliber7991
    @nickxcaliber7991 3 месяца назад

    If they would update germany the game might actually become fun. Germany is just impossible to win with

  • @frantisekcenek1199
    @frantisekcenek1199 3 месяца назад +3

    But he had to be saved by the Allies in 41. That's like the swimmy-golden coop level

    • @maximilianliska5424
      @maximilianliska5424 3 месяца назад +8

      the thing is that allies most likely by 40 won africa and were free to do anything since germany and japan were both commiting against USSR and ofc USSR would lose if they had to fight all of axis and japan simulataneously

  • @DiegoMartinez-nq3ij
    @DiegoMartinez-nq3ij 3 месяца назад

    Day 138 of reminding you the Spanish city of Cuenca is pronounced "kuenka". 2:20

  • @St3v3NWL
    @St3v3NWL 3 месяца назад +2

    Took Bokoen players more than half a year to catch up to Dankus and still failed, lmao.

  • @FifthHydra39076
    @FifthHydra39076 3 месяца назад +1

    Why are these thumbnails so zesty, stop bro 😭

    • @romaboo6218
      @romaboo6218 3 месяца назад

      He wants to be caged by a Danish Femboy

  • @kuzeyyar1540
    @kuzeyyar1540 3 месяца назад

    You dont need to write big mistake we all know it is

  • @Leatly
    @Leatly 3 месяца назад

    Hello

  • @ueueudk1
    @ueueudk1 3 месяца назад

    stats

  • @DrDrDr.
    @DrDrDr. 3 месяца назад

    E sport

  • @susfus829
    @susfus829 3 месяца назад +2

    only beating germany in 1942? weak ahh play

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 3 месяца назад +4

    baZed

    • @LiterallyWho1917
      @LiterallyWho1917 3 месяца назад +2

      "We captured Kiev! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!" -Dankus E-shports

    • @berserker4940
      @berserker4940 3 месяца назад +1

      @@LiterallyWho1917 baZed

  • @hohinyeung2820
    @hohinyeung2820 3 месяца назад

    femboy micro

  • @Xi4V
    @Xi4V 2 месяца назад

    o

  • @Superiocrates
    @Superiocrates 3 месяца назад

    They said my Russia build was weak

  • @nolianpazac8440
    @nolianpazac8440 3 месяца назад +12

    You can tell Dankus was not socialized as a toddler. He tries to ruin every game.

    • @janys6502
      @janys6502 3 месяца назад +3

      He won, skill issue on the germany, not his fault.

    • @datboi7893
      @datboi7893 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@janys6502 People don't realise that civ conversion germany build has no early production so it makes sense for the soviets to declare early.

    • @gengarboi8745
      @gengarboi8745 3 месяца назад +2

      What do you mean? Germany switched their mils to civs at the start of the game. They just bent themselves over.

    • @datboi7893
      @datboi7893 3 месяца назад +3

      @@gengarboi8745 you can pull off memes like these in casual servers where the ruleset is strictly saying "Soviets cannot declare before X date" or other mods, but TFB gives a lot of freedom in this aspect. College and Golden should havs seen it coming especially since Dankus was producing heavies from day1

  • @doogralyks87
    @doogralyks87 3 месяца назад +35

    no view in 20 seconds, dankus fell off

  • @darko9081
    @darko9081 3 месяца назад

    first?

  • @AndrewElliott-hv1sq
    @AndrewElliott-hv1sq 3 месяца назад +3

    No views in 50 seconds, Dankus fell off

  • @OskarW57
    @OskarW57 3 месяца назад +1

    6k views in an hour,
    Dankus fell off 😂

  • @ohnoa2
    @ohnoa2 3 месяца назад

    wtf happened to Finland

  • @spagatek
    @spagatek 3 месяца назад

  • @ProfessorYún
    @ProfessorYún 3 месяца назад

    Finland ran away