It would have been way funnier if there had been *a single line* of overtly political dialogue (like a character getting midly inconvenienced and jokingly muttering "Thanks Obama") that got affected by that option, just to really rub it in that lgbtq people _existing_ isn't actually political.
But It HaS rAiNbOwS 🌈 (Seriously I love Dream Team but whoever made this test was TOO trigger happy to label something woke, I wouldn’t doubt they would label Metroid woke because the main character is a woman) Good writing and gameplay are key
Fun Fact: This list considers several Leisure Suit Larry games "somewhat woke" because they contain transphobic jokes and the creators of the list can't tell them apart from being supportive
And the funniest is that last time I checked on their list (When I watched the "live" version of this video like a month or 2 ago), Persona 3 (as in, the pc port of Portable, probably not Reloaded) ain't on their list, even with that trans npc who's dissed on. Dito for 4, litterally the game with lgbt+ adjacent subplots for 2 of the party members.
Thank you saltydkthey/them! This video is making me feel very pronouns! I might go kiss my genderless wife with anxiety later if I'm not too busy ??? my gender!
It’s not this way anymore, but when I first went looking for a link to the original Woke Content Detector spreadsheet the top result on Google was a r/KotakuInAction post with the subheading “This is how an extremist, zealot minority takes a movement and makes it look like a caricature” 😔
No More Heroes 3: “Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ imagery. There is a rainbow graffiti present on one of the buildings.” This is a direct quote from the list, like holy fuck.
@@beancandev7818This reminds me of a Spider Man 2 Review, in one part of the video it talks about a side mission where you give a robotic cat to a woman (I think she was blind?) and on the robotic cat there are some drawings of rainbows. The guy in the video said that this was "woke" and the robot cat would be "gay" for... Having a rainbow drawn on it??
Personal Hot Take: This is the modern day equivalent to how evangelicals calling everything satanic. Like "Is This Pro Satan or Isnt Pro Satan" literally the same vibe as these who made this detector. Christ!!
Tried it, a few observations: -One called "F*taDomWorld" was woke, but it was because of anti pratriarchy meassaging? -I forget the name, but one was woke because "women do not experience menopause" -Don't Starve was woke because WX-78 is genderless (for clarification, WX-78 is a robot) -I had a system where if a game's name was all caps and not military based, it's woke, and it (personally) didn't fail me once.
As a mixed race person salty, you'd be surprised. A lot of people who say they aren't racist, don't overtly act racist, are not okay with mixed races or dating outside of your race. It's crazy
From my experience, it's been a reponse of being told "they prefer being in the same culture" which signifies pride/cultural insecurity. "Americans/Europeans have no sense of shame or humillity" yada, yada. It's mainly parents, so maybe it's a generational thing. It's sad to see from people who are meant to be older and more experienced than me.
@@Peasham Some dumbass senators and even that fucker Clarence Thomas want to introduce anti-miscegenation laws, which basically are anti-mixed race marriage laws. It is fucking insane how backwards we are going.
This is a half truth, as a white man who is dated outside of my race mainly your color isn't going to matter to the person you are with, but their family is going to take to it differently
18:16 "Procedural generation decides your unit's gender, therefore you can have an all female unit, therefore you can have an all female unit attack dinosaurs, and women can't fight, so it's woke." Bro I've seen mental gymnastics but this shit is the straight up *_PSYCHIC OLYMPICS_*
[=Psychic Olympics=]: - **announcer voice*-->* *"Alright everybody welcome back to the 267th annual Psychic Olympics! Up first in the telekinetics tournament iiiiiiiits, Stacy-04!"*
I'm impressed by that, if anything. "There's a slim chance that this absurdly unlikely thing is technically possible, therefore it's woke." Dude had to reach so hard that his IK animation rig started having floating point rounding errors.
hearing about super lesbian animal rpg right off the bat was whiplash because the person who made that game is a tumblr user i follow who has maybe, like, THE most elaborate retrospective on the archie sonic comics. thanks ken penders is her archie account, for those curious
They have TF2 listed as woke because of charity tournaments that support The Trevor Project, when obviously it should be labelled as woke because of the buff shirtless mercs.
I tried this and I when I got Dave The Diver it said it was woke because "The player is a fat guy who can somehow deep dive and swim long distances long distances without trouble. The sushi chef is a POC" Can't make this stuff up lmao
meanwhile stuff like binding of isaac with a genderfluid protagonist and a challenge called pride day is only labelled as somewhat woke. how much they liked the game is definitely a factor in how woke they consider it
"Super Lesbian Animal RPG" oh hey i did the music for that! don't worry, i made sure to use only anti-woke samples and instruments to balance it all out. so it's safe to play :^)
Well, of course! Dinosaurs and Women are eons-long allies! And as shown in the accurate scientific documentary, Jurassic Park, all Dinosaurs are girls! Everybody knows that!
I like the fact that in Super Lesbian Animal RPG's case, the description says "Multiple non-binary npcs that use they/them pronouns", because that's something that you would only know if you played the game. You would have had to go through the game to encounter the specific NPCs that they're talking about, and heard the NPCs mentioned in dialogue in order to notice that. There's a person that runs this account that purchased and played "Super Lesbian Animal RPG" in order to find out if it's woke, and then afterwards put that summary of the game out in order to warn potential buyers that "Super Lesbian Animal RPG" does, in fact, contain gay people.
I love how they somehow knew about the nonbinary characters but completely missed that the main character is trans, which is blatant information in every summary of the game, the intro cutscene, the character profiles, several conversations both skippable and unskippable... but those two bards that are plot relevant like twice are the problem. Priorities.
@@youropinioniswrong8021 What do you mean, Claire and Melody being trans is totally not apparent at all. It's not like they're main characters. Those two NPCs are much more important to mention.
@@sonarchy5158 I do actually know what that game is about because I saw it in my friend's library when I added them on Steam and laughed out loud in the middle of a D&D session while she tried to explain herself to me by rapidly whispering.
Isn’t that also accurate to the original Amaterasu? I remember hearing about a story where she was lured out of hiding by a naked lady dancing, or something to that effect.
Tracking down the original Woke Content Detector spreadsheet is 100% worth it. There’s a whole subplot about the battle for the soul of the _Leisure Suit Larry_ franchise
For anyone wondering you can find the spreadsheet by looking up “woke content detector spreadsheet” and clicking an rpghq link. That list almost makes me think that group’s a shitpost
They’re so transphobic that they can’t decide if a game having transphobia is woke or not because it still acknowledges the existence of trans people. It’s honestly hilarious.
You do not understand the depths of depravity that this list goes to. Every single Freddi Fish and Putt-Putt game is there. The Woke Content Detector played every single Freddi Fish and Putt-Putt game to determine that they were not woke. Also, BLOONS TOWER DEFENSE 6 is woke, because there is ONE pride flag cosmetic (they missed the non-binary monkey child)
What's so weird about this is how the standards for "wokeness" are just "this game is too nice to gays and doesn't depict a woman making me dinner." Just shows how fragile the "anti-woke" crowd really is.
For being someone who's straight myself, the concept of "I like being empathetic to people outside my group" seems hard to grasp for some people. (My family could fit in this topic somewhat, but I don't hate them enough to talk about it. I'm just disappointed.)
Another thing they're really weird about is if any game has character creation where you don't explicitly choose "male" or "female" for your character, it's automatically considered woke. It could be Neo Recruitment Sim: GOTY Edition, if the game doesn't explicitly call your create-a-character a boy or a girl, woke. If I had to guess, it's probably so whoever's doing this can get the refund that much faster
@@grunkleg.2934Also no, no they do not like it when you give deliberate joke options that are not male or female. They’ve dropped the hammer on a game for including “stick figure”
What really wrong here is these people focusing on the lgbtq stuff in games instead of looking at which studios pushes DEI in other peoples games. DEI is the real problem, not the LGBTQ community. Why DEI? Because the meaning of Diversity, Equity and Inclusions is not what it looks like. Its doublespeak and in reality pro-DEI individuals promote Division, Exclusion and Idoctrination. No this isn’t some conspiracy theory, if you do your research you’ll see them say it out loud proudly if you look in the right places and then see them deny or downplay it. They are not there to help LGBTQ or different races, they’re there to help inject their ideology into media like they’ve been doing since a few years back. These anti-woke idiots aren’t looking for the right things and thus make a mockery of the people fighting against DEI in the entertainment industry. Look up Kabrutus and Kirsche’s research on DEI and BRIDGE, she may seem like a silly vtuber woman but if you don’t have adhd brain you’ll see that she shows what she’s talking about and its pretty damming evidence. Like discriminatory hiring practices (DEI hires prioritising hiring based on race and gender identity instead of merit. (Aka hiring queer, trans and POC without considering qualifications and outright dissmissing white men.)) I’m not exagerating here. What they’re doing is bad for everyone and every group. My opinion? Everyone should be equal. Thats it.
I played this game with my friends and got reaaaaally mad that one of my favourite games atm, Limbus Company, was marked not woke. The main character is nonbinary, but a lot of redditors are convinced they're male? (Every character refers to them with they/them, and sure their name is Dante, but there's also female characters who are named after male literary characters, so gender doesn't matter.) Also even if they weren't nonbinary, there's a chapter where you violently kill a group of bigots, and another chapter where a woman at a club flirts with one of the female main characters.
Library of Ruina only has "subtle" anti-capitalist and.. pro-transhumanist? messaging! I mean yeah cybernetic implants and stuff exist but they're used as a vehicle for, you know, the anti-capitalist messaging. Also it has women in suits who kill people for a living, and the male lead is so subservient to the female lead that he gets compared to her lapdog. But trust me guys it's only a little woke
You mean the game where all the leader and battle androids are female while all the male androids are just Scanners? Nah it couldn't be... *6O the lesbian sitting in the corner*
Yoko Taro has expressed that he likes women in a very honest manner (he has a type, and I kinda get it). But you know, the guy is also very empathic and compassionate towards other people in real life that I wouldn't doubt he'd be inclusive.
Like the game is super woke too, almost every relationship is same sex besides 9s and 2b, 9s is altering his own body to better fit what he desires (wanting to fight alongside combat units), the military is untrustworthy and the supposed mindless villainous enemies are actually just like any other person, with both sides fighting a never ending meaningless war Gay, trans allegory, and anti-war messaging, this game is woke as hell and it's awesome
I was playing this with a group of friends and there was one game that was deemed woke because "The main character goes through a divorce" Really opened my eye to the type of person who would detect woke content
@@The_Pikaboi Even the more recent ones? I swear have they never heard Kale call Caulifla 'her special one'. (I don't have anything against it but by their own standards, that would qualify)
11:17 Reviewer definitely did not dig into Borderlands well enough, there’s multiple queer relationships in the Borderlands series. Surprised me that it got a not woke review.
@@sgt.eclair Funny, there was a meltdown a few months ago about someone who liked Ghost of Tsushima, but was having a breakdown because Ghost of Yotei was apparently "woke now" and he feared he might be a hypocrite because he really liked the last game and has to dismiss his enjoyment of it to make a point. Some people are fu**ing insane, man. Just let it happen and admit you like it.
i think it's because it's very specifically the first one and not the entire series for whatever reason? i cant really think of anything definitely in that game even if some of the characters would be abundantly queer even in the very next game although lilith being a female protagonist is already questionable knowing them so idk
@leithaziz2716 but if they do that they'll be letting the woke mob (their two gay neighbors) win (admitting they have better food at the neighborhood barbecue)
@@aubreyathame In the Knoxx DLC there is Mr. Shank and Chaz, although that is definitely missable if one were to to only play the base game. On that note there is also Athena although she could probably get a pass as she only ends up in a lesbian relationship after the Pre Sequel. I don’t think there’s much else LGBTQ content in the first game, usually becomes more prominent in the following ones.
Mario was literally the hot topic for retards that claimed his games reinforced the sexist damsel in distress architype. He is also a white male, that alone makes his games Nazi propaganda- actually no, FASCIST propaganda, because he's Italian.
I love that they're making safe spaces for themselves by using trigger warnings and not playing certain games. Bless their hearts. They're so close to getting it.😊
@@cjs_v.j.6350 I just search it. Yes, the game is woke because the player character uses they/them. This fuckers are afraid that they are making the friking hedgehog gay
The thing is: A lot games- not only did they have to play them, but they had to play kinda far in. Doki Doki Literature Club is only woke because Monica says she loves the player character no matter what gender they are pretty much, but that's like at the very very end.
thank god this woke detector exists, I was about to play a game called "My Trans Girlfriend Is Secretly a Furry" but the woke detector said it was woke, I hate how the stupid liberals try to disguise their game as a based and redpilled game, like how was I gonna possibly know that game was woke
True, I was going to get "Gay Simulator" But thankfully the Woke Detector labelled it as woke. I mean, that name is so basic! How was I supposed to realize the game was actually a DEI propelling pile of garbage.
@@monochromegreyson it is legitimately unironically one of the best games ever made. some of the fire emblem games have gay furries don't they? you already know you're gonna love it then.
@@monochromegreyson if you like rpg maker gameplay then yeah and the story is very good, never stops being lesbian and also has stuff outside of being lesbian which is good
Honestly some sick part of me wants to say that they’ll say Omori is woke because of Basil. Like, “oh, young boy with flower crowns and whose ultimate attack animation from the Switch release of the game has him hold the MALE main character’s hand? Turbo woke”
@@zpydd_ To be fair, would you be suprised if the people who made the woke game list believe in eugenics? The same list lists "mixed race relationships" as horrible woke quality.
"Art is not supposed to challenge your worldview, actually, it's supposed to coddle you." And there we have it, Salty Donkey Kong Dan just described every single argument that the "anti-woke" grifters have. They never need to talk again, you can just send that clip to them repeatedly
FUN FACT: some of the only entire series these people will recommend are Freddi Fish, Putt Putt, Pajama Sam, and Spy Fox. four series of point and click adventure games for toddlers my theory for this is that they're the only games that their brains can handle hahaha edit: Fixed a misspelling and added a game series I forgot to add
I just made a comment about Pajama Sam 3, which is one of the most outright politically-charged games I've ever played (albeit tongue-in-cheek, since it's a kid's game.)
salty. i want to thank you for being such a great ally and youtuber in general. your content always cheers me up when i get dysphoria or get sad at things in my life. you're really funny and encouraging. thank you :3
10:45 I am *livid* because I've had several rounds of Among Us ruined for me for this exact reason. Worst time was when I actually *was* Imposter because then my righteous indignation came off as just a salty gamer moment.
Been years since I've played the game, are you deadass seriously telling me some salty people will actually vote you off just for having a trans or ace flag nameplate? If so that is both the saddest and funniest thing I've ever read 😭
@@clovercupcakes6018 The anti woke crowd love to acknolwedge lesbians as anything but lesbians, and i doubt they'd pick up on Jayce and Viktor's doomed yaoi
My fave part of the woke game list is that for Psychonauts 2 they specifically mention “ your boss is a woman of color who was wronged by a white man “ in regards to Hollis ( one of the memory vaults shows that someone called Doctor Potts took credit for something she did ) which is funny bc in psychonauts a lot of characters have technicolorskin so Dr Potts might not even be white and not the commentaries on war and tyranny regarding grulovia and the fact there’s a part in bobs bottles where you listen to two gay characters exchange vows ( you are forced to walk so you can’t just skip it )
Also cult of the lamb being woke bc of some characters using they/them & characters of presumed same genders being able to mate and have kids Like idk man being a cult leader doesn’t rlly seem woke to me
@@cosmic_heartz6480 war isn't political, but racial discrimination being bad makes me so mad I need a safe space to tell me there's racial discrimination in a game.
Its like when Master Shake points out everyone thinks Frylock is black in Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Even though hes a sentient box of fries. And his body is mc donalds red and yellow.
The funny thing about this is games can get suddenly delisted as woke because their friends like it, my favorite example of this Limbus Company suddenly getting off the woke list for no discernable reason even though the MC is exclusively referred to as they/them and a lot of gay subtext like Queequeg/Ishmael and Shrenne/Ran
@@poogunmod8431 I saw these crazies try to insinuate the world of PMoon is a critique of communism. A world where everything is owned by corpos who cause mass human suffering. Communism.
Every single visual novel lies somewhere on the gays and gooners venn diagram and you’d have to be *very* far on the gooner side to be “not woke”. Edit: A friend of mine suggested adding psychotic to the diagram to actually capture every vn
In the game Summerhouse, they called it woke and pro-DEI because there was a white boy and a black girl next to each other on some stairs. I audibly went "Jesus Christ" when I realized they were saying that was a problem
Hearing that BORDERLANDS isn't woke is absolutely hilarious In the first game, the main antagonists are the military industrial complex. Tannis makes multiple comments on being attracted to women, there are jokes about BDSM (mostly in regards to mordecai) and so, so much more. Forgive the turn of phrase, but LMAO.
It’s so funny to me that a number of the games feature characters who are intersex and they are like “it’s woke cause it features an intersex character” as if being intersex is like being gay where in their minds you can choose, alternatively trying to claim intersex people don’t exist and that the “woke people invented it and are putting it in the game” or whatever
@ yes you have, you just don’t know it cause you’ve never seen them without pants on, also a large amount of the population is to some degree intersex because it includes literally anyone born with a mix of different primary sex characteristics, usually genitalia, potentially down to the level of chromosomes where even people who you’d assume in every way are born male and aren’t trans still have XX instead of XY because genetic sex is such a large spectrum that you can’t really tell for sure Also the whole “I’ve never met an intersex person” is like when people say “I’ve never seen a trans person that I couldn’t tell was trans” not because it’s transphobic or discriminatory, but because it’s a matter of Survivorship bias, you don’t know for sure they are intersex cause you haven’t seen every person you’ve ever met without pants on, so you assume none of them are intersex based purely on your assumption of normality alone, the same thing applies with the trans thing since if you can’t tell they are trans you wouldn’t be able to mark them as a trans person you weren’t able to tell was trans
Y'know, there's something deeply sad about this kind of thing. Instead of allowing yourself to explore different kind of game genres you just play some of the most boring and generic games because 'wokeness'
The first Borderlands not being woke despite having multiple gay characters and massive anti-corpo messaging tells me the dork who made this was 13 when he played it and just doesn't remember.
my favorite one is that limbus company, a game with a nonbinary protagonist and an entire chapter about two lesbian women, is somehow marked as less woke than its prequel with a straight man as the protagonist. who is making this list.
The thing that fucks me up so much about Woke Detector is that they would absolutely call the Backyard Sports games woke by their logic, since not only does it have black and female playable characters, but also a kid in a wheelchair playing alongside them.
the year is 2050. they're releasing the 100th HYHA episode. except saltydkdan has gone WOKE. it's now called have you respected my pronouns. saltydkdan is now saltydkPAN. pastey is now pastey. gerber is now gerbUKE. mikey is now BI-key.
Funny story about the Among Us pride banners. I hopped on a random lobby one night just to play a normal game... but the lobby was SUPER homophobic. I found out because they saw my trans flag and started ganging up on me to vote me out, changing the rules to make games as unplayable as possible, etc. I thought about leaving... but realized it would be WAY funnier to troll the lobby. I also met a person named Potato (if you are reading this hi... I really hope our paths cross again, it's Callie 2 from Among Us), and they helped me make those transphobes have an infurating 2 hours (until we got banned). We were just acting all chill as these transphobes were LOSING THEIR MINDS!!! It might've been the best Among Us session I've ever had.
17:36 The craziest part about this entire website is that "Life is Strange: Before the Storm Remastered" is only "Somewhat Woke". Like, the game with gay people is not full on woke, it's only a little woke.
Its always the games that require lots of reading they either don't label woke or undervalue the wokeness of. Makes you wonder if it literally is cuz they can barely read. Those people usually get their news from online tabloids after all.
I remember a few months back when one of the moderators for the Sam And Max subreddit suddenly went crazy and started removing any posts that even _hinted_ at the protagonists being anything more than good buddies.
@@elenahaya1195 Weird how their cutoff year is always before the time grifters started demanding people be outraged at videogames for having minorities in them.
it's not really like undertale beyond having magical gay furries and having the same mother-inspired sense of humor, but it's still all kinds of peak and you should absolutely play it.
8:16 DEFCON is actually a pretty scary game, not by gameplay but by concept and implications. By the MAD doctrine, everyone looses, you survive and try to lose as little as possible. Saw a video about it a few years ago. It’s supposed to be a warfare/nuclear warfare sim taking place in a war-tactics room or whatever. Recommend
Btw it might be classed as “woke” since you can interpret the game as indirectly anti-war. That is if the rightoids actually had any analytical ability
Straight white cishet men deciding to play games based on wokeness makes me melt into my chair. Like sorry you can't have fun in a game about super lesbian animals or enjoy a nuanced story where someone happens to be gay or trans.
And? they’re not censoring the game now are they? They’re just saying we don’t recommend this game because woke. Really don’t get the point you’re trying to make.
Former anti-woke person here. For about a year now I have worked hard to become a more accepting and supportive person, and because of that, I am way happier than I was before. If you are Woke and reading this comment, I just want to say thank you, thank you for convincing me to pursue a better life, you are awesome and I wish the best for you.
The fact that people want a spreadsheet to tell them what games they can play based off of arbitrary criticims of generic humanist ideals is beyond sad. Having empathy for those poor souls might be considered woke though, so Ill make sure not too.
Ah yes! The people freaking out about the "hidden agendas" being forced on them...who are are actively pushing their own agenda on others... Not hypocritical in the slightest!
Good for you. you are not doing anything against what these people want. All they’re doing is making a list of games that saying whether or not they recommend it. Have you tried going to the steam group page the discussions are quite civilized and the moderators care about the integrity of their steam group. I I know that wasn’t probably what you meant in your comment but still I just like to put it out there. Now, have a great day Xir
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my favourite woke detector comment has to be disco elysium
"Heavy social commentary regarding communism. Whether pro or anti is unclear."
it's so damn funny
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When you write too complex that people are afraid to tag you.
So for this people communism in general is woke, it doesn't mather if it's pro or anti, just communism alone
@@AdrianGuzmanOfficial tbf i only posted the second half of the full comment. the first has is basically "is woke because has gays"
“Why so queerious?” -The Woker
I'm the woker baby!
You wanna know how I got these pronouns
This is so stupid and yet I’m laughing. Great work
He’s bi curious.
"Why so penis" -The Jerker
"All the worlds pronouns are mine to keep!"
-WOKE rouge the bat
WE ARE NOT STARTING THIS AGAIN!
@@JarenJohnson-rb4dt All the worlds jokes are our to repeat!
@@bensrandomshows1482 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Isn't keeping all the pronouns to yourself so no-one else can have them one of the least woke things you could do?
any/all rouge
Fun fact about Super Lesbian Animal RPG: The game allows you to turn off "Politics" in the options menu.
It doesn't actually do anything.
That's awesome
It would have been way funnier if there had been *a single line* of overtly political dialogue (like a character getting midly inconvenienced and jokingly muttering "Thanks Obama") that got affected by that option, just to really rub it in that lgbtq people _existing_ isn't actually political.
@@Emmariscobar oh that _would_ have made it way funnier actually
Someone tell the devs to make a patch that adds this
@@Emmariscobarit would be funnier if it was the most mundane political mention like "ah the Economy aint what it use to be"
@@JackedUpEntertainment Plot twist: Its someone mentioning Hawaiian pizza being their favorite food.
“Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?”
- Professor Oak 😇
“What are your pronouns?”
- Professor WOKE 👿
Professor Birch? More like Professor BI 👿
@@kindlyevilbgmProfessor Elm? More like Professor ElmGBT 😈
@@PoiyoLmao professor rowan? more like professor PROWANOUNS 😈
@@eraslugaris Profesor Juniper? More like Profesor Juniper 👿
Proffesor Kukui? More like Profesor Kukueer 👿
Mario & Luigi Dream Team is not woke because in it, Luigi is asleep and not awoken.
Yo that’s like deep
@@NutterButter-6970 like deep asleep...
Isnt like, the whole point of the game to wake him up??
But It HaS rAiNbOwS 🌈
(Seriously I love Dream Team but whoever made this test was TOO trigger happy to label something woke, I wouldn’t doubt they would label Metroid woke because the main character is a woman) Good writing and gameplay are key
@@acoolperson9045 You know what else is asleep? Luigi...
"Woke Content Detector" is the most Steam-like group name i've ever heard of
I blame Lord Gaben for spreading the "Steam Hive-Mind Virus"...
Biggest snowflakes want their precious safe spaces because anyone not them being in a game is “woke”
Hmm seems like something a WOKE person would say 🧐🧐🧐
@@JoeStinker-ip9mr true im currently awake and not sleeping
@@Xedronic wait I’m awake? Does that mean…. 😭😭😭
Guys this is so woke I might transition
Same, specifically a slide up transition
Oh no. *looks up to the moon* Im transitioning!!! RAAAAHHHH!!!
*my shirt rips like a werewolf as I grow massive tits*
*_-the ceo of 💀_*
Power of Markiplier B)
Same man
coming back to this in a few years to check the progress
Fun Fact: A RUclipsr once called Mario Wonder “woke” because the new voice actor for Mario and Luigi had pronouns in his Twitter bio
Let’s not forget how someone said the Mario movie was “woke” because of Rainbow road
@ you can’t be serious
@@Cubeytheawesome They turned it WOKE! It should just be ROAD
They werent even like gay or trans or non binary or whatever it was just like he/him
Guys, is the english language woke??? I HAVE to know!!!!
...Would they consider speaking a language different from english woke
i tried this and holy shit, "Contains overtly pro-climate action messaging" im fucking dying
Wich game ?
every time I feel like my life sucks, I can always remember that at least I am not the guy who seriously wrote those reviews.
Heard it here folks, not wanting to fucking die to a climate apocalypse is woke now
If that's a "woke" thing, then every Sonic game in Steam should be considered "woke"
@@paulbloquet1293 FF7
My gay little ass could NEVER step into the woke detector, it'll explode
That's why you are a fan of Trixie.
That makes you Great, and Powerful
i like your pfp:3
TRIXIE!!
@@aaaoooosoveryeepy_あい but surely you can overload the detector with a concentrated rainbow beam of gaydiation!
Fun Fact: This list considers several Leisure Suit Larry games "somewhat woke" because they contain transphobic jokes and the creators of the list can't tell them apart from being supportive
And the funniest is that last time I checked on their list (When I watched the "live" version of this video like a month or 2 ago), Persona 3 (as in, the pc port of Portable, probably not Reloaded) ain't on their list, even with that trans npc who's dissed on. Dito for 4, litterally the game with lgbt+ adjacent subplots for 2 of the party members.
@@alexandreturcotte6411And a 3rd party member that had a cut gay romance route!
I think I should've precised the following; they are on the list, just classed as "non-woke". My bad, had forgot.
And Garten of banban is “woke”
@@Cubeytheawesome for the excessive dialogue?
Thank you saltydkthey/them! This video is making me feel very pronouns! I might go kiss my genderless wife with anxiety later if I'm not too busy ??? my gender!
great post
SaltheSHEtheythem
@@GriffithFromBerkSaltHe/She/They/Them is crazy
True
Excuse me your genderless WIFE hm?
"Why wont they take us seriously"
The woke list:
It’s not this way anymore, but when I first went looking for a link to the original Woke Content Detector spreadsheet the top result on Google was a r/KotakuInAction post with the subheading “This is how an extremist, zealot minority takes a movement and makes it look like a caricature” 😔
@@Champiness really hard to make a "movement" look like a caricature when it's literally on its face about as sensible as a coyote acme trap
No More Heroes 3: “Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ imagery. There is a rainbow graffiti present on one of the buildings.”
This is a direct quote from the list, like holy fuck.
@@beancandev7818Anti-woke grifters when they see colours:
@@beancandev7818This reminds me of a Spider Man 2 Review, in one part of the video it talks about a side mission where you give a robotic cat to a woman (I think she was blind?) and on the robotic cat there are some drawings of rainbows. The guy in the video said that this was "woke" and the robot cat would be "gay" for... Having a rainbow drawn on it??
Personal Hot Take: This is the modern day equivalent to how evangelicals calling everything satanic. Like "Is This Pro Satan or Isnt Pro Satan" literally the same vibe as these who made this detector. Christ!!
That’s exactly what I observed!
The Salem Woke Trials
Im telling you politicization is a hell of drug.
i dont think this is a hot take
the satanic panic never ended
Woke SaltyDKDan:
SaltyDGAYDan
GAYber
BIkey
Pastey
Sonic PRONOUNtiers
im glad pastey is unchanged
I laughed way too hard at Pastey
*_-the ceo of 💀_*
Pastey woke.
MaLESBIAN
“… Ew.”
-Mikey when NNSG
Ironic the crowd offended by safe spaces and trigger warnings needed to create a safe space and trigger warnings for two men kissing.
!!!HOT MEN EATING BEANS ALERT!!!
“I’m not homophobic, I just have an immediate negative gut reaction every single time I see a gay person in the media I consume.”
FRRR
I didn’t even process it like that,absolutely
No wonder they list “anxiety” as woke.they just see it in the mix of trigger warnings and assume things
@@LycanMOONIt's okay, the people making these lists don't realize their trigger warnings either
Tried it, a few observations:
-One called "F*taDomWorld" was woke, but it was because of anti pratriarchy meassaging?
-I forget the name, but one was woke because "women do not experience menopause"
-Don't Starve was woke because WX-78 is genderless (for clarification, WX-78 is a robot)
-I had a system where if a game's name was all caps and not military based, it's woke, and it (personally) didn't fail me once.
'women dont experience menopause' is insane 😭😭 do they think it's imaginary???
as expected they are wrong about medicine
You see they want to be pegged and dominated but dont like Women in societal power 😂
@@Julesperseceight that or the women in the game didn’t experience menopause
"women do not experience menopause" ARE YOU SERIOUS
As a mixed race person salty, you'd be surprised. A lot of people who say they aren't racist, don't overtly act racist, are not okay with mixed races or dating outside of your race. It's crazy
In this day and age that's fascinating
From my experience, it's been a reponse of being told "they prefer being in the same culture" which signifies pride/cultural insecurity. "Americans/Europeans have no sense of shame or humillity" yada, yada. It's mainly parents, so maybe it's a generational thing.
It's sad to see from people who are meant to be older and more experienced than me.
@@Peasham Some dumbass senators and even that fucker Clarence Thomas want to introduce anti-miscegenation laws, which basically are anti-mixed race marriage laws. It is fucking insane how backwards we are going.
This is a half truth, as a white man who is dated outside of my race mainly your color isn't going to matter to the person you are with, but their family is going to take to it differently
I'm not saying all family some of them don't care but based on my experience this is what I have seen
18:16 "Procedural generation decides your unit's gender, therefore you can have an all female unit, therefore you can have an all female unit attack dinosaurs, and women can't fight, so it's woke."
Bro I've seen mental gymnastics but this shit is the straight up *_PSYCHIC OLYMPICS_*
[=Psychic Olympics=]: - **announcer voice*-->* *"Alright everybody welcome back to the 267th annual Psychic Olympics! Up first in the telekinetics tournament iiiiiiiits, Stacy-04!"*
I'm impressed by that, if anything. "There's a slim chance that this absurdly unlikely thing is technically possible, therefore it's woke."
Dude had to reach so hard that his IK animation rig started having floating point rounding errors.
the misogyny levels are off the charts! they're not even trying to hide it anymore!
@@rightyloosey8554
I'm stealing that floating point error comment that was fucking hilarious
@@neevko267 I'm just glad somebody found it amusing. Go right ahead.
hearing about super lesbian animal rpg right off the bat was whiplash because the person who made that game is a tumblr user i follow who has maybe, like, THE most elaborate retrospective on the archie sonic comics. thanks ken penders is her archie account, for those curious
THANKS KEN PENDERS MADE SUPER LESBIAN ANIMAL RPG?????????
"the most elaborate retrospective on archie sonic comics"
Isn't that Lowart?
@@emperortoho she literally plugged the game on that account multiple times, how did you follow the account for so long without knowing
@@SpringdayAutumnmoon cuz i've only read a few of her posts, never read the whole thing
also i don't have a tumblr anyway
Code Vein being "not woke" is funny cause Io has an implied romantical interest in the player character, even if said character is a woman.
Its like these "woke" detectors have no real views and are just bullshiting by vibe
That's the reason for them labeling DDLC woke. They can't even be consistent.
@@FranXiT But, see, the reviewer enjoys Code Vein, and besides that DDLC requires reading (eugh!) so therefore NOT WOKE
Holy hell is that Kat gravity rush from the hit game series Gravity Rush!?!??!!!
@@SHEEAAGH Correct!
They have TF2 listed as woke because of charity tournaments that support The Trevor Project, when obviously it should be labelled as woke because of the buff shirtless mercs.
Reason for woke: pyro
The hell is the Trevor project?
wouldn’t it be because Pyro’s gender is indeterminate
@@liamerolduffy7738A suicide prevention and crisis intervention nonprofit for LGBTQ youth
That and the fact that Heavy and Medic’s gay as FUCK
I tried this and I when I got Dave The Diver it said it was woke because "The player is a fat guy who can somehow deep dive and swim long distances long distances without trouble. The sushi chef is a POC"
Can't make this stuff up lmao
That one is still wild to me. "The sushi chef is a poc" probably the most mask off part of the whole list.
@ They aren't even hiding it anymore
Alright note to self in order to stay sleep and NOT woke. Don't be fat???? And also don't be a POC because of racism.
That ain't a Freudian slip
That's a whole Freudian fumble 💀
meanwhile stuff like binding of isaac with a genderfluid protagonist and a challenge called pride day is only labelled as somewhat woke. how much they liked the game is definitely a factor in how woke they consider it
The fact that "Hiveswap: Act 1" was immediately clocked with "It's Homestuck - I don't even have to look it up!" is absolutely hilarious.
Salty Self-report
"Super Lesbian Animal RPG"
oh hey i did the music for that! don't worry, i made sure to use only anti-woke samples and instruments to balance it all out. so it's safe to play :^)
the guy who runs the woke content detector saw "Super Lesbian Animal RPG" and was like "there's only one way to be sure, and the people need to know"
The chances the title is a misnomer are low, but never zero.
Don't judge a book by it's cover!! It could be based and red pilled!!
As you know women arent allowed to attack dinosaurs
😢
😔
literally 1984
Well, of course! Dinosaurs and Women are eons-long allies!
And as shown in the accurate scientific documentary, Jurassic Park, all Dinosaurs are girls!
Everybody knows that!
God forbid women do anything these days
I like the fact that in Super Lesbian Animal RPG's case, the description says "Multiple non-binary npcs that use they/them pronouns", because that's something that you would only know if you played the game. You would have had to go through the game to encounter the specific NPCs that they're talking about, and heard the NPCs mentioned in dialogue in order to notice that. There's a person that runs this account that purchased and played "Super Lesbian Animal RPG" in order to find out if it's woke, and then afterwards put that summary of the game out in order to warn potential buyers that "Super Lesbian Animal RPG" does, in fact, contain gay people.
I love how they somehow knew about the nonbinary characters but completely missed that the main character is trans, which is blatant information in every summary of the game, the intro cutscene, the character profiles, several conversations both skippable and unskippable... but those two bards that are plot relevant like twice are the problem. Priorities.
@@youropinioniswrong8021 What do you mean, Claire and Melody being trans is totally not apparent at all. It's not like they're main characters. Those two NPCs are much more important to mention.
one of the games they reviewed was litterally called "a gay love story about gay love"
You can't judge a book by its cover
If you don't play the game, how can you possibly know what [redacted]DomWorld is about?
@@sonarchy5158 I do actually know what that game is about because I saw it in my friend's library when I added them on Steam and laughed out loud in the middle of a D&D session while she tried to explain herself to me by rapidly whispering.
14:35 They also don’t mention that, in game, Amaterasu is still referred to as a goddess and is shown to be attracted to women
The double plot twist finale into lesbian in this comment is a treat
In the myth. She got out of her depression cave because another goddess flashed her boobs at her
@@icetweiz she just like me fr
If they think the game’s woke wait until they find about Shinto mythology where genderless gods are extremely common and a non-issue!
Isn’t that also accurate to the original Amaterasu? I remember hearing about a story where she was lured out of hiding by a naked lady dancing, or something to that effect.
Tracking down the original Woke Content Detector spreadsheet is 100% worth it. There’s a whole subplot about the battle for the soul of the _Leisure Suit Larry_ franchise
Who won and what was the reasoning, I must know
For anyone wondering you can find the spreadsheet by looking up “woke content detector spreadsheet” and clicking an rpghq link. That list almost makes me think that group’s a shitpost
They’re so transphobic that they can’t decide if a game having transphobia is woke or not because it still acknowledges the existence of trans people. It’s honestly hilarious.
You do not understand the depths of depravity that this list goes to. Every single Freddi Fish and Putt-Putt game is there. The Woke Content Detector played every single Freddi Fish and Putt-Putt game to determine that they were not woke. Also, BLOONS TOWER DEFENSE 6 is woke, because there is ONE pride flag cosmetic (they missed the non-binary monkey child)
@@rasengdori13 They're overflowing the antiwoke 32bit integer limit im cryingg
What's so weird about this is how the standards for "wokeness" are just "this game is too nice to gays and doesn't depict a woman making me dinner." Just shows how fragile the "anti-woke" crowd really is.
For being someone who's straight myself, the concept of "I like being empathetic to people outside my group" seems hard to grasp for some people.
(My family could fit in this topic somewhat, but I don't hate them enough to talk about it. I'm just disappointed.)
Their ideal world is one of only straight white Christian males and women that look like Bratz dolls.
Another thing they're really weird about is if any game has character creation where you don't explicitly choose "male" or "female" for your character, it's automatically considered woke. It could be Neo Recruitment Sim: GOTY Edition, if the game doesn't explicitly call your create-a-character a boy or a girl, woke. If I had to guess, it's probably so whoever's doing this can get the refund that much faster
@@grunkleg.2934Also no, no they do not like it when you give deliberate joke options that are not male or female. They’ve dropped the hammer on a game for including “stick figure”
What really wrong here is these people focusing on the lgbtq stuff in games instead of looking at which studios pushes DEI in other peoples games. DEI is the real problem, not the LGBTQ community.
Why DEI? Because the meaning of Diversity, Equity and Inclusions is not what it looks like. Its doublespeak and in reality pro-DEI individuals promote Division, Exclusion and Idoctrination.
No this isn’t some conspiracy theory, if you do your research you’ll see them say it out loud proudly if you look in the right places and then see them deny or downplay it. They are not there to help LGBTQ or different races, they’re there to help inject their ideology into media like they’ve been doing since a few years back. These anti-woke idiots aren’t looking for the right things and thus make a mockery of the people fighting against DEI in the entertainment industry.
Look up Kabrutus and Kirsche’s research on DEI and BRIDGE, she may seem like a silly vtuber woman but if you don’t have adhd brain you’ll see that she shows what she’s talking about and its pretty damming evidence. Like discriminatory hiring practices (DEI hires prioritising hiring based on race and gender identity instead of merit. (Aka hiring queer, trans and POC without considering qualifications and outright dissmissing white men.))
I’m not exagerating here. What they’re doing is bad for everyone and every group.
My opinion? Everyone should be equal. Thats it.
The okami one is so funny to me because that is such a deep cut, they made a steam review based on a single paragraph in a ps2 manual
WAIT YOU’RE RIGHT
and the fact that the genderless player character in question is a WOLF 😭😭
(the latter half of the game also has indigenous Ainu characters, that's mega woke)
“Wow Pyre has such a nice art style, really reminds me of hades” salty you’ll never guess who made it
I played this game with my friends and got reaaaaally mad that one of my favourite games atm, Limbus Company, was marked not woke. The main character is nonbinary, but a lot of redditors are convinced they're male? (Every character refers to them with they/them, and sure their name is Dante, but there's also female characters who are named after male literary characters, so gender doesn't matter.) Also even if they weren't nonbinary, there's a chapter where you violently kill a group of bigots, and another chapter where a woman at a club flirts with one of the female main characters.
Also every game in this series is extremely anti-capitalist lol
did they miss queequeg and ishmael, demian with sinclair???
Library of Ruina only has "subtle" anti-capitalist and.. pro-transhumanist? messaging! I mean yeah cybernetic implants and stuff exist but they're used as a vehicle for, you know, the anti-capitalist messaging. Also it has women in suits who kill people for a living, and the male lead is so subservient to the female lead that he gets compared to her lapdog. But trust me guys it's only a little woke
Frick now I gotta get into Limbus.
You see, that game is korean, and in these people´s logic, Korea and Asia in general (except Japan) can never be woke.
drinking my gender fluid rn sooo goood 😭
Drink up buddy
This reminds me of how evangelicals used to call everything "satanic" for seemingly no reason.
The wokenic panic
"The -flag- terminology may be different but the methods are the same."
Now people call everything Nazis and fascists or seemingly no reason.
Fun fact: the satanic panic just coincidentally - started at the exact time whistleblowers leaked the massive csa problem in big churches.
Something i find extremely funny is that NieR: Automata is labeled as "Contains no woke content". They probably just saw 2B and assumed lol.
You mean the game where all the leader and battle androids are female while all the male androids are just Scanners? Nah it couldn't be...
*6O the lesbian sitting in the corner*
Yoko Taro has expressed that he likes women in a very honest manner (he has a type, and I kinda get it). But you know, the guy is also very empathic and compassionate towards other people in real life that I wouldn't doubt he'd be inclusive.
Like the game is super woke too, almost every relationship is same sex besides 9s and 2b, 9s is altering his own body to better fit what he desires (wanting to fight alongside combat units), the military is untrustworthy and the supposed mindless villainous enemies are actually just like any other person, with both sides fighting a never ending meaningless war
Gay, trans allegory, and anti-war messaging, this game is woke as hell and it's awesome
5:27 Today I leaned that me being nervous means I am now a radical leftist who wants to destroy America.
How could you?!?!?! The horror!!!1
The first second literally being super lesbian animal rpg has already cemented this video as peak
the game itself is even more peak
@@SpringdayAutumnmoon I have it and I must say it certainly is
I was playing this with a group of friends and there was one game that was deemed woke because "The main character goes through a divorce"
Really opened my eye to the type of person who would detect woke content
Equally fun fact is that Dragon Ball games all count as non-woke, probably cause the guy likes Dragon Ball too much
Calling something woke because a character went through a divorce is stupid
@@The_Pikaboi Even the more recent ones? I swear have they never heard Kale call Caulifla 'her special one'. (I don't have anything against it but by their own standards, that would qualify)
adult tiki icon based
Let me guess: It was Duck Detective.
11:17 Reviewer definitely did not dig into Borderlands well enough, there’s multiple queer relationships in the Borderlands series. Surprised me that it got a not woke review.
Either that, or they didn't want to review a game they personally liked badly. This happens with a few games on the list like Bioshock 2
@@sgt.eclair Funny, there was a meltdown a few months ago about someone who liked Ghost of Tsushima, but was having a breakdown because Ghost of Yotei was apparently "woke now" and he feared he might be a hypocrite because he really liked the last game and has to dismiss his enjoyment of it to make a point.
Some people are fu**ing insane, man. Just let it happen and admit you like it.
i think it's because it's very specifically the first one and not the entire series for whatever reason? i cant really think of anything definitely in that game even if some of the characters would be abundantly queer even in the very next game
although lilith being a female protagonist is already questionable knowing them so idk
@leithaziz2716 but if they do that they'll be letting the woke mob (their two gay neighbors) win (admitting they have better food at the neighborhood barbecue)
@@aubreyathame In the Knoxx DLC there is Mr. Shank and Chaz, although that is definitely missable if one were to to only play the base game. On that note there is also Athena although she could probably get a pass as she only ends up in a lesbian relationship after the Pre Sequel. I don’t think there’s much else LGBTQ content in the first game, usually becomes more prominent in the following ones.
i thought the thumbnail said "is she woke?" and just immediately accepted mario's transition
IT DOESN'T????
that is exactly what I saw as well - good for her honestly. the rebranding to mario siblings is gonna be tough but I wish her well
I cannot believe you would deadname Maria like that
@@somedude4832 would her last name also become maria or would it just stay mario
@@frog-pz8yy I think it would still be Mario, but cannot say for certain
Mario is Woke because the title character is a DEI hire (Italian)
Mario was literally the hot topic for retards that claimed his games reinforced the sexist damsel in distress architype. He is also a white male, that alone makes his games Nazi propaganda- actually no, FASCIST propaganda, because he's Italian.
Mario is woke because you can cross dress in Odyssey
and Luigi's gay
@@Miracle_PlanetAnd you get to met other cultures!You go to Mexico,hell you even visit NYC,that city is filled to the brim with liberals!
@@Miracle_Planet "That's Mama Luigi to you!"
I love that they're making safe spaces for themselves by using trigger warnings and not playing certain games. Bless their hearts. They're so close to getting it.😊
Ow, the hypocrisy.
I hope one day 99% of them just wake up and realize they were being silly the entire time.
“Wanna know how I got these top surgery scars?” - The Woker
honestly it's pretty self describing
"I'm the Woker, they-by! HAHAAA!" - The Woker
Mario always faces left in his smash model, therefore he is a woke liberal
Woke-io
Gay Luigi
@@G.R_777 I love how I can translate this to English and it does nothing
@@nintendovirtualboywastakenfsrIt doesn't do nothing, it translates it from Politics to English
Just tried it, no more heroes 3 is considered woke for a single reason :"There is a rainbow graffiti present on one of the buildings.
"
I bet it's the "Racism sucks" t shirt.
So they had no problem with the “Fuck Racism” shirt?
the murder of sonic the hedgehog is on this. it is considered woke.
Is it cus Barry is canoncially non binary?
Some people theorise Sonic is asexual.
I have no idea if the list would go that far.
@@cjs_v.j.6350 I just search it. Yes, the game is woke because the player character uses they/them. This fuckers are afraid that they are making the friking hedgehog gay
It’s cos vector is lesbian
it's cause espio is there
"Artstyle for Pyre reminds me of Hades" Does He Know?
To be fair, you need a good *woke* detector to detect that the *woke* between the 2 games comes from the same *woke* source
a woke game is any game that isnt racist, isnt sexist, or acknowledges that mental health exists
Pretty much.
It's the opposite really.
No, it’s games that are more concerned with being propaganda than being a good product with good writing and gameplay.
@@Southernstereotype your username is incredibly accurate
@@Southernstereotypeyou are subscribed to asmongold, your opinion is not valid here
The thing is: A lot games- not only did they have to play them, but they had to play kinda far in. Doki Doki Literature Club is only woke because Monica says she loves the player character no matter what gender they are pretty much, but that's like at the very very end.
They started playing the game got hooked and then when monika said that they turned off their pc and went “Game sucks”
thank god this woke detector exists, I was about to play a game called "My Trans Girlfriend Is Secretly a Furry" but the woke detector said it was woke, I hate how the stupid liberals try to disguise their game as a based and redpilled game, like how was I gonna possibly know that game was woke
True, I was going to get "Gay Simulator" But thankfully the Woke Detector labelled it as woke. I mean, that name is so basic! How was I supposed to realize the game was actually a DEI propelling pile of garbage.
i saw super lesbian animal rpg and immediately soyjacked at the screen and said "I'VE PLAYED THAT ONE!!!!"
Was it good? The art is super cute!
@@monochromegreyson it is legitimately unironically one of the best games ever made. some of the fire emblem games have gay furries don't they? you already know you're gonna love it then.
@@monochromegreyson if you like rpg maker gameplay then yeah and the story is very good, never stops being lesbian and also has stuff outside of being lesbian which is good
@@SpringdayAutumnmoon how dare you cater to me so flawlessly lmfao
I was gonna say that Omori was not woke.... Until I remembered that half of the game also takes place after Sunny wakes up
It also has autism in it, and that's a no no according to this list.
Honestly some sick part of me wants to say that they’ll say Omori is woke because of Basil.
Like, “oh, young boy with flower crowns and whose ultimate attack animation from the Switch release of the game has him hold the MALE main character’s hand? Turbo woke”
Tbf though Basil does have those bi vibes
18:22 "The game randomly determines the male/female appearance of units as they appear on the map." You mean like in real life?
not to be a stickler, but some enviromental factors affect the amab/afab ratio
@@zpydd_ To be fair, would you be suprised if the people who made the woke game list believe in eugenics? The same list lists "mixed race relationships" as horrible woke quality.
"Art is not supposed to challenge your worldview, actually, it's supposed to coddle you."
And there we have it, Salty Donkey Kong Dan just described every single argument that the "anti-woke" grifters have. They never need to talk again, you can just send that clip to them repeatedly
They literally always bring up "escapism" as argument which always seemed very consoomer to me.
Are yoy homestuck
FUN FACT: some of the only entire series these people will recommend are Freddi Fish, Putt Putt, Pajama Sam, and Spy Fox. four series of point and click adventure games for toddlers
my theory for this is that they're the only games that their brains can handle hahaha
edit: Fixed a misspelling and added a game series I forgot to add
Pajama Sam had a communist carrot!!!
I just made a comment about Pajama Sam 3, which is one of the most outright politically-charged games I've ever played (albeit tongue-in-cheek, since it's a kid's game.)
hello everybody my name is Wokiplier and welcome back to gay
WAS THAT THE GAY SEX OF 87?!
SUPER LESBIAN ANIMAL RPG IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER MADE AND YALL NEED TO PLAY IT
that's what I'm sayin!!!!
So your telling me a game can be Woke but not slop?
@@dontaedon5182 the woker the better and Super Lesbian Animal RPG is the wokest of them all
TRUE. SLARPG rocks
Chat should I buy it
salty. i want to thank you for being such a great ally and youtuber in general. your content always cheers me up when i get dysphoria or get sad at things in my life. you're really funny and encouraging. thank you :3
You're fantastic for being alive and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Always wake up with a smile knowing that your very existence makes basement dwelling redditors piss themselves
I just ran a test on the site. Only clicked "yes". Net score increase was very positive.
"Am I so out of touch? ...No, it's the games who were wrong."
It is absolutely bonkers that they call us snowflakes while they need a whole ass detector to see if there are women in a game
they call queer people snowflakes then they get offended when someone has pronouns in their bio 😭😭
10:45 I am *livid* because I've had several rounds of Among Us ruined for me for this exact reason. Worst time was when I actually *was* Imposter because then my righteous indignation came off as just a salty gamer moment.
Been years since I've played the game, are you deadass seriously telling me some salty people will actually vote you off just for having a trans or ace flag nameplate?
If so that is both the saddest and funniest thing I've ever read 😭
Reminds me, I’ve recently talked with someone whos only problem with Arcane was that Ekko x Powder was interracial
my condolences
And they were fine with Caitlyn and Vi? Viktor and Jayce’s whole thing? Wild.
@@clovercupcakes6018 The anti woke crowd love to acknolwedge lesbians as anything but lesbians, and i doubt they'd pick up on Jayce and Viktor's doomed yaoi
Did they watch the Chinese censored version where Cait and vi are ”best friends” or something?
Ah, Perry the Platypus, you’re too late to stop my newest invention,
THE WOKEINATOR!
My fave part of the woke game list is that for Psychonauts 2 they specifically mention “ your boss is a woman of color who was wronged by a white man “ in regards to Hollis ( one of the memory vaults shows that someone called Doctor Potts took credit for something she did ) which is funny bc in psychonauts a lot of characters have technicolorskin so Dr Potts might not even be white and not the commentaries on war and tyranny regarding grulovia and the fact there’s a part in bobs bottles where you listen to two gay characters exchange vows ( you are forced to walk so you can’t just skip it )
Also cult of the lamb being woke bc of some characters using they/them & characters of presumed same genders being able to mate and have kids
Like idk man being a cult leader doesn’t rlly seem woke to me
The anti-woke crowd never fucking ceases to amaze me
@@cosmic_heartz6480 war isn't political, but racial discrimination being bad makes me so mad I need a safe space to tell me there's racial discrimination in a game.
They probably didn't get that far in the game. It's a shame, really. Bob's Bottles is my absolute favorite level in the second game.
Its like when Master Shake points out everyone thinks Frylock is black in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Even though hes a sentient box of fries. And his body is mc donalds red and yellow.
The funny thing about this is games can get suddenly delisted as woke because their friends like it, my favorite example of this Limbus Company suddenly getting off the woke list for no discernable reason even though the MC is exclusively referred to as they/them and a lot of gay subtext like Queequeg/Ishmael and Shrenne/Ran
@@poogunmod8431 I saw these crazies try to insinuate the world of PMoon is a critique of communism. A world where everything is owned by corpos who cause mass human suffering. Communism.
Every single visual novel lies somewhere on the gays and gooners venn diagram and you’d have to be *very* far on the gooner side to be “not woke”.
Edit: A friend of mine suggested adding psychotic to the diagram to actually capture every vn
incredible that the danganronpa series is all 3 at the same time
fate/stay night is all three of them at the same time, oh so that's why it's one of the most influential modern works
We need a game for the gay gooners
@@jgn They wanna get penetrated by Astolfo too much to ever admit it goes against their very limited world views of what consitutes "good" and "woke".
mom said it's MY turn to be woke!
ARADIA
aradia pfp!! (funny co sidering hiveswap was mentioned in the vid lol)
the demographic overlap for this list and the "dont drink window cleaner" label is a CIRCLE
In the game Summerhouse, they called it woke and pro-DEI because there was a white boy and a black girl next to each other on some stairs. I audibly went "Jesus Christ" when I realized they were saying that was a problem
I love how that crowd always thinks theyre so clever and subtle. Yet the mask full on slips off after a few seconds. Every single time.
Hearing that BORDERLANDS isn't woke is absolutely hilarious
In the first game, the main antagonists are the military industrial complex. Tannis makes multiple comments on being attracted to women, there are jokes about BDSM (mostly in regards to mordecai) and so, so much more.
Forgive the turn of phrase, but LMAO.
It’s so funny to me that a number of the games feature characters who are intersex and they are like “it’s woke cause it features an intersex character” as if being intersex is like being gay where in their minds you can choose, alternatively trying to claim intersex people don’t exist and that the “woke people invented it and are putting it in the game” or whatever
To be fair I've never met an intersex person in real life ever
@ yes you have, you just don’t know it cause you’ve never seen them without pants on, also a large amount of the population is to some degree intersex because it includes literally anyone born with a mix of different primary sex characteristics, usually genitalia, potentially down to the level of chromosomes where even people who you’d assume in every way are born male and aren’t trans still have XX instead of XY because genetic sex is such a large spectrum that you can’t really tell for sure
Also the whole “I’ve never met an intersex person” is like when people say “I’ve never seen a trans person that I couldn’t tell was trans” not because it’s transphobic or discriminatory, but because it’s a matter of Survivorship bias, you don’t know for sure they are intersex cause you haven’t seen every person you’ve ever met without pants on, so you assume none of them are intersex based purely on your assumption of normality alone, the same thing applies with the trans thing since if you can’t tell they are trans you wouldn’t be able to mark them as a trans person you weren’t able to tell was trans
@@MacenW I've never met you in my entire life. You do not exist.
@@MacenW Have you checked?
inclusion is woke, will always be to them
5:07
"includes gender indentities including nonbinary, gay, and bisexual"
yeah I have gay in my pants
Y'know, there's something deeply sad about this kind of thing. Instead of allowing yourself to explore different kind of game genres you just play some of the most boring and generic games because 'wokeness'
The first Borderlands not being woke despite having multiple gay characters and massive anti-corpo messaging tells me the dork who made this was 13 when he played it and just doesn't remember.
How would he? Back when Borderlands 1 came out there were no youtube grifters telling him to be outraged at it.
my favorite one is that limbus company, a game with a nonbinary protagonist and an entire chapter about two lesbian women, is somehow marked as less woke than its prequel with a straight man as the protagonist. who is making this list.
“Woke” no longer feels like a word actually
I miss when it was just used as the past tense for wake smh
The thing that fucks me up so much about Woke Detector is that they would absolutely call the Backyard Sports games woke by their logic, since not only does it have black and female playable characters, but also a kid in a wheelchair playing alongside them.
Is this based off of how this is literally why they call Overcooked “woke” or is that just cosmic coincidence
it's kinda crazy how you can immediately smell the people who made this list just by looking at it
the year is 2050. they're releasing the 100th HYHA episode. except saltydkdan has gone WOKE.
it's now called have you respected my pronouns.
saltydkdan is now saltydkPAN.
pastey is now pastey.
gerber is now gerbUKE.
mikey is now BI-key.
and the scariest part? this isn’t releasing in 2050. this is releasing TODAY.
I like the fact pastey didn't change.
@@LoreSolver4 why would he.
@@temporalHistronicHe wouldn't. That's why I like that he didn't change. ;)
I like how every time ive seen this joke pastey is unchanged
Funny story about the Among Us pride banners.
I hopped on a random lobby one night just to play a normal game... but the lobby was SUPER homophobic. I found out because they saw my trans flag and started ganging up on me to vote me out, changing the rules to make games as unplayable as possible, etc. I thought about leaving... but realized it would be WAY funnier to troll the lobby. I also met a person named Potato (if you are reading this hi... I really hope our paths cross again, it's Callie 2 from Among Us), and they helped me make those transphobes have an infurating 2 hours (until we got banned). We were just acting all chill as these transphobes were LOSING THEIR MINDS!!! It might've been the best Among Us session I've ever had.
That sounds like fun.
Also you have a similar @ to my personal email
@Quackervoltz Wait actually? Neat.
17:36 The craziest part about this entire website is that "Life is Strange: Before the Storm Remastered" is only "Somewhat Woke". Like, the game with gay people is not full on woke, it's only a little woke.
One eye open woke.
Its always the games that require lots of reading they either don't label woke or undervalue the wokeness of.
Makes you wonder if it literally is cuz they can barely read.
Those people usually get their news from online tabloids after all.
I've just done about 60 games myself, and surprise surprise, the game called 'A Gay Love Story About Gay Love' is woke
If it was called a straight story about straight love because that's how it works, it goes both ways
it's always the ones you least suspect
Sam and max subtle woke my ass
The make out scene between both Sam & Max was quite subtle.
I remember a few months back when one of the moderators for the Sam And Max subreddit suddenly went crazy and started removing any posts that even _hinted_ at the protagonists being anything more than good buddies.
arent they literally married?
"You don't even like girls"
@@Jeremy-gp9hz ye
May i inform the conservapedia also has a list of woke shows
HELLAVERSE IS SOMEHOW TAGGED AS SOMEWHAT WOKE IM DEAD SERIOUS
Yeah but they say slurs so it balances out (obvious joke)
oh, thats woke
thats woke in my comfort game
14:26 lol shouldn't l4d2 be considered "woke"? It literally features two playable "DEI" characters, one of which is female.
"But It was made before 2015,so then It can't be, because It was so fun!"
@@elenahaya1195 Weird how their cutoff year is always before the time grifters started demanding people be outraged at videogames for having minorities in them.
Thank you for introducing me to the Undertale Killer: Super Lesbian Animal RPG.
it's actually peak
it's not really like undertale beyond having magical gay furries and having the same mother-inspired sense of humor, but it's still all kinds of peak and you should absolutely play it.
them declaring a Borderlands game as "not woke" is beyond impressive given wat they're calling "woke"
8:16 DEFCON is actually a pretty scary game, not by gameplay but by concept and implications. By the MAD doctrine, everyone looses, you survive and try to lose as little as possible. Saw a video about it a few years ago. It’s supposed to be a warfare/nuclear warfare sim taking place in a war-tactics room or whatever. Recommend
Btw it might be classed as “woke” since you can interpret the game as indirectly anti-war. That is if the rightoids actually had any analytical ability
For the uninformed, super lesbian animal rpg is EXACTLY as described. I highly recommend it
Straight white cishet men deciding to play games based on wokeness makes me melt into my chair. Like sorry you can't have fun in a game about super lesbian animals or enjoy a nuanced story where someone happens to be gay or trans.
Mario is definitively a lesbian
Waluigi is definitely gay
Daisy def nonbinary
Luigi's all of the above
@@AbadabaBoy That's her voice actor starting with Wonder : P
@@felipe_drawmania1604 based? Based? Based? Based!
(Honestly, had no clue that was the case.)
This is suppose to be the people against censorship and cancel culture btw lol
And? they’re not censoring the game now are they? They’re just saying we don’t recommend this game because woke. Really don’t get the point you’re trying to make.
Brother, the people who made this are from South America. They have nothing on American politics.
Former anti-woke person here. For about a year now I have worked hard to become a more accepting and supportive person, and because of that, I am way happier than I was before.
If you are Woke and reading this comment, I just want to say thank you, thank you for convincing me to pursue a better life, you are awesome and I wish the best for you.
That's great to hear, hope you're doing well 💙
The fact that people want a spreadsheet to tell them what games they can play based off of arbitrary criticims of generic humanist ideals is beyond sad. Having empathy for those poor souls might be considered woke though, so Ill make sure not too.
ah but you see
NOT ANYMORE! *steals your eyes*
Using woke detector to find new woke games to further my agenda
Ah yes! The people freaking out about the "hidden agendas" being forced on them...who are are actively pushing their own agenda on others... Not hypocritical in the slightest!
Good for you. you are not doing anything against what these people want. All they’re doing is making a list of games that saying whether or not they recommend it. Have you tried going to the steam group page the discussions are quite civilized and the moderators care about the integrity of their steam group. I I know that wasn’t probably what you meant in your comment but still I just like to put it out there. Now, have a great day Xir
That Woke Detector group was made by people in South America, there is no agenda. They just find this stuff weird and call it out.