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@@noriakikakyoin4433 projectmoon fans trying to use humor to cover up how disappointed they are that PM is only doing Limbus now and we'll never get a distortion detective VN or LC2 am I projecting I think I'm projecting
Weirdly, a chunk of the comments are people screaming in fear either at pictures of men, or obscure stuff they are not into. As if that isn't the site for it.
that's literally my buddy man, no-1 is the goat.. do not ask why i know that fella, do not try to find out on which tags he's commenting, do not try to connect me to anyone from there..
Sadly I haven’t found anything funny, but concerning “(Horny speech that in a summary is a *teen* who wants to get R’d)” “^what the fuck.” I’m concerned for the first woman
i won't say my uni for obvious reasons but i did at one point get a notification on the digital notice board that there was gonna be a course to become a "sexpert" so it's not entirely out of the question
It ABSOLUTELY was. Fun fact: The guy who said that, made that account, posted that one comment, and NEVER did anything else. He made that account SPECIFICALLY for the purpose of telling that one guy to shut the fuck up, and that's it. Absolutely legend.
The worse part about the Ms Puff guy is that those comments are all on different Ms Puff r34. He's going through each and every bit of Ms Puff r34 that he can find and also commenting on it.
Please I need to hear her reaction! Bless my ears with her horror at the realization that she just supplied a likely middle aged man with his favorite, most diabolical fetish spank material of an animated pufferfish.
2:52 For context it was a picture of the male hashiras from demon slayer at the hotsprings and the guy who commented meant to say “obanai” instead of Obama
1:26 his username is Ellis- a left 4 dead 2 character who constantly makes references to his “buddy Keith” so I think that’s what they were going for with that
"Did I ever tell you the time I caught Keith jacking off? Sperm over 90% of his desktop it was crazy" I am sorry for the thing I just commented, but I had to say it lol
I like how you can tell what type of freaky someone is by their comments. You got either role players, “God I wish that were me”, and just normal people
@@aurian2051 i don't even know tbf, i saw someone say zlawg a long time ago and i thought is was funny asl so i started saying shlawg, it could already be a term but i just assume it means "dawg", sorry for being weird💀🙏
Meanwhile on e621 "Ew, who would like this?" "My brother in christ, you have a blacklist for a reason. Use it. (Resumes discussion about the meaning of life)"
Furries legit search up the Rarest Tags. Go to Page 729 to specifically Pick that 12 Tags only Post Wait for the Image to Load giving 10 Seconds for them to Retreat back to the Catalog of Lost Cause Sin Then Comment their Greasy Fingers on the Keyboard to type "Why would people like (Insert Fetish here) so much? This is weird stop posting this and darw regular stuff"
"That's enough internet for today" and "Who would even look at this?" commenters after searching those things up, clicking on them, and looking at them long enough to comment:
I mean technically the usopp one is also a self harm cause eating a devil fruit and then swimming would cause death, if you don’t have people to save you
0:23 as we can see, King Bach has presented a rather large spoon to his friend. The humor in this video stems from the fact that King Bach would like to eat ice cream but his friend retorts at him, saying he can only have a spoon full, nothing more. Bach then suddenly changes his expression and body language and reveals that he is indeed in possession of a spoon. And not just any spoon, it is a massive stainless steel spoon. This is funny because you would never expect someone to just be casually in possession of a massive spoon to eat ice cream with. It is completely unorthodox and uncalled for. This is why the video is so humorous and was put on the 2012 Epic Vine compilation playlist on RUclips.
meanwhile on e621: "very sexy animation." "who tf even likes this stuff? gross" "Child, you have the ability to delete your search history at the mere click of a button. Use this power wisely." "sexy toy chica animation, lets gooooo"
@@calsalitra4689 If it weren't for it being Melee, that could potentially happen with _any_ character in Smash who has the possibility of laying eggs, and that would be terrifying (Then again, even if it wouldn't make any sense otherwise, who's to say they would stop at _that_ criteria)
The more times I heard just her last name and nothing else, the more I was reminded of hit video game Super Smash Brothers Melee for the Nintendo GameCube
I don't think anyone likes the roleplay comments :( I'll never understand people who put them on the green site and think that they somehow aren't being cringe
@@p5strikerssCharacter ai is good because it keeps their weird ideas at bay the only problem is that NSFW is not allowed so it doesn't stop those freaks.
Yeah, down bad RPers in the comments are pretty common. Don't know why because these sites always have forums and shit to post on and then there's Discord.
1:25 If anybody is wondering what in the world this means, lemme explain: There’s a game called “Left 4 Dead”, more specifically the second game, where one of the main characters is Ellis. (look at the username) Keith is simply an old friend who he used to talk to. My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy teargassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man!"
I wouldn’t have gotten the reference but by chance I watched an animation this morning about one of Ellis’ stories “My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year. It wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face...”
I think the thing that surprises me more than the guy who REALLY likes Ms Puff is the fact that there are thst many Puff images for him to comment on. That went on for eay longer than I thought it could.
This is outing myself, but I once saw comments under an art of some video game character complaining how hard it was to beat that said character from the game they're from. Like these comments were literally throwing out all the meta/technical jargon about them 😂
1:26 THAT ELLIS ACCOUNT WAS ME, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I GOT IT THERE BEFORE THE ACCOUNT GOT DELETEDD (btw Ellis is a character from l4d2, and Keith is his friend, so Ellis tells stories about him and Keith doing crazy stuff)
I'm gonna be transparent, I comment here sometimes. Mostly to write captions and practice my writing skills. But I am proud of the time I ratio'd a commenter whose name was Sonic_The_Hedgehog by just saying "Sonic what are you doing here you gotta fight Eggman"
I saw one that said Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle. Of course, he never said what happened to nine... Things get blurry in the fog of war... And they were all starving... but seven found enough meat for everyone that day... And nine never came back... Twenty-eight years in that godforsaken jungle.. Killing soldiers wasn't so bad. I hardly remember it... But burning those villages, watching those naked peasants cry..... I see it everyday. It's not PTSD, it's the drug It's only been a week. But it feels like a year.. Every word is getting longer, the mosquitoes are getting louder... When the drug runs out, time stops, and you're stuck in the jungle forever. It's... Grains of sand in a shrinking hour glass.. I know what comes next i need to ask you a favor......
There are only two types of Rule 34 comment: Those made in the middle of a session of self-indulgence of carnal desire, and those made directly after the previous event when the shame sets in.
1:30 Ellis is a fictional character from the video game “Left 4 Dead 2”, he is most known for spouting stories about him and a friend called “Keith” when the other survivors are alive during times such as taking elevators. Keith is, likely, not an actual person and is just Ellis coming up with stories to try to cheer up his friends.
Derek isn't on R34 for the horni, he's on R34 for the funni He probably sees a lot of NSFW Mal Lopunny tho Edit: Knowing Mal has drawn her Pokésona in a lewd way scares me. And here I thought *Pastey* was the true furry of the group...
@@yaboipktendo Not surprised, it was merely a joke because that one animation amidst the Friendlocke out of context collab, where Mal asked what a MILF was...I can't get her appearance out of my head. It haunts me, and not in a good way.
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Ok. 🗿
classic saltydkdan😂😂😂
Bizabizow is a genuine goat
HOW???
dad help, Jerald Seinfeld is outside my house
Getting ratio'd on r34 has got to be a worse feeling than on Twitter
getting called out by captain ussop is a different story
Then being ratioed on Twitter or just being there?
@@rebeccadavis3185 yes
@@LegoBuu. SO FUCKING TRUE
@@rebeccadavis3185 being ratioed
The comments on Rule 34 are either the most deplorably down bad shit, or the funniest thing you'll read that day. There's rarely any in-between.
i am both of those kinds of comments
Trust me when there is Project moon comments, they’re more meme comments than the r34 itself
@@noriakikakyoin4433 projectmoon fans trying to use humor to cover up how disappointed they are that PM is only doing Limbus now and we'll never get a distortion detective VN or LC2 am I projecting I think I'm projecting
Weirdly, a chunk of the comments are people screaming in fear either at pictures of men, or obscure stuff they are not into. As if that isn't the site for it.
@@furnugo "oh no, I went on the porn site and there's PORN whaaaat"
I love how immediately after the warning it’s just “yo chat should I kms?”
Gold
ah yes, the post-nut guilt
Very relatable
that's literally my buddy man, no-1 is the goat.. do not ask why i know that fella, do not try to find out on which tags he's commenting, do not try to connect me to anyone from there..
What's funnier is that that comment is the only reason why warning is here
I haven't found much gold like this I think the funniest I've seen is
> "ewwww why is this on r34?"
> "It's literally r34 what did you expect"
The weirdest one I found today was
"Level 666 gyatt!"
"Never type shit like that plz"
Sadly I haven’t found anything funny, but concerning
“(Horny ass speech that in a summary is a *teen* who wants to get R’d)”
“^what the fuck.”
Sadly I haven’t found anything funny, but concerning
“(Horny ass speech that in a summary is a *teen* who wants to get R’d)”
“^what the fuck.”
Sadly I haven’t found anything funny, but concerning
“(Horny speech that in a summary is a *teen* who wants to get R’d)”
“^what the fuck.”
I’m concerned for the first woman
Literally 4:00
the scariest part of the miss puff segment is realising the dates on those comments meant he was doing this nonstop for 4 years, possibly even more
Plot twist: That account is created by Mr Krabs
@LiterallyMahiroOyamaSQUID GAMES
Note : cunny can mean loli
@LiterallyMahiroOyama Silence, pedo
I didn't even realize that it was the same guy the whole time😭😭😭
This is the closest thing we'll have of Salty being NSFW
i think we've gone beyond close at this point
U know rule 34, all it takes is one fanart so i don t think he s safe
This isn't close. We're pretty much there.
bro has not seen his twitter
No
Getting the notif of Salty with just "Rule 34 comments" is wild
Fr
🎀 Facts, I haven't even seen a salty video in over 6 months and this is my reminder to watch this channel LMAO
Relatable
Frfr 😭 not what I expected on a Saturday but funny as hell nonetheless
fr... i got jumpscared 😭
“i learned at Texas Technical College as an elective!” is the funniest response to that question
Sex class
i won't say my uni for obvious reasons but i did at one point get a notification on the digital notice board that there was gonna be a course to become a "sexpert" so it's not entirely out of the question
@@keysmash_roa I NEED TO GO THERE-
rule 34 comments are literally modern day miiverse posts
Why did this never occur to me
👤+yeah!
👤+yeah!
Exactly
👤+Yeah!
The fact the Mrs. Puff comments go for several years makes this even funnier
Truly A Devout Disciple.
That guy is literally Mr. Krabs
at least half the people in that video need SERIOUS therapy
i checked and its still going on, HES STILL DOING IT
oh god it's still going
Unironically Salty is actually a good VA
no shit
@@salderri will not stop thinking of you until i get to you and tickle you where the sun don’t shine
@@salderr ofc
Unironically, good for them.
Thought he got other people to voice act with him lol
That 'shut the fuck up' was genuine and you can't tell me otherwise.
holy shit anthem i did NOT expect to find you here
It ABSOLUTELY was.
Fun fact: The guy who said that, made that account, posted that one comment, and NEVER did anything else.
He made that account SPECIFICALLY for the purpose of telling that one guy to shut the fuck up, and that's it.
Absolutely legend.
@@wooper2654 Fucking BASED
"I learned it at texas technical college as an elective" IS THE BEST PART BRO
Fr Fr
“The dude above me.. is RACIST” is my favorite part
i got an ad shortly after for "universal technical institute" 😭😭
Ikr
3:25
SEX in the SEGA font is the funniest part of the video for some reason.
I thought it was cnn ngl
@@twingolord Both apparently use the same styled font for their logos.
@@twingolordshoulda been in the bbc font…
SEX 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@@josephdavison4189 fortnite font
The worse part about the Ms Puff guy is that those comments are all on different Ms Puff r34. He's going through each and every bit of Ms Puff r34 that he can find and also commenting on it.
LOL I JUST FOUND THIS GUY'S PROFILE AND THERE'S A WHOLE ASS INTERVIEW ON HIS PAGE
@@L1MBO12 Ms Puff rule 34 interview...
Mf down so horrendous for puff
He wanna puff hard and heavy 😩
It reminds me of one account that is always on every image and then another account appears as says the same thing as the other but backwards
7:57 this part was kind of a jumpscare because they were posted under my own art
Oh hell nah 💀💀💀
WELL WHAT A COINCIDENCE LMAO
Speak of the devil
There’s no easy way to say this, but I wanna see it for myself
I need to see the man who went “👍”
sauce?
Fun fact, some of the Mrs. Puff comments were about artwork my friend drew, so now I can torment her with these quotes
Please I need to hear her reaction! Bless my ears with her horror at the realization that she just supplied a likely middle aged man with his favorite, most diabolical fetish spank material of an animated pufferfish.
One, why did she draw that? Two, why do you know about it?????
@@generallaro1269 ILoveFatMilfs singlehandedly keeping the mrs. puff artwork going
And 3, can I see it?~
4. the people need to know
2:52
For context it was a picture of the male hashiras from demon slayer at the hotsprings and the guy who commented meant to say “obanai” instead of Obama
realest
No it’s about Obama
how... how do you know that?
@@thiagotengamer9316 its a joke... at least mine is
@@thiagotengamer9316 because I saw the post
Imagine this being your portfolio for a voice acting gig
screw it I'm doing voice acting now for this
4:19 so incredible that usopp himself went onto r34 just to tell someone to kill theirself
1:26 his username is Ellis- a left 4 dead 2 character who constantly makes references to his “buddy Keith” so I think that’s what they were going for with that
"Remember that time Keith tried to deepfry a turkey, 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body."
@@ChloricTheProtogen (SCREECH) AAAAAAA-
"Did I ever tell you the time I caught Keith jacking off? Sperm over 90% of his desktop it was crazy" I am sorry for the thing I just commented, but I had to say it lol
he read it in ellis' voice even, how does he just not know
probably a bit maybe??
I wonder if Salty reads the word "mach" the same way he does "Bach".
match 3
Machbach 20
March
Big Italian cock goes mach 3.
THAT'S HOW YOU PRONOUNCE KINGBACH FFS
I like how you can tell what type of freaky someone is by their comments.
You got either role players, “God I wish that were me”, and just normal people
and memes
Normal people > role players > wish that were me
I can be any of those, all depending on the post.
The r34 food chain
You forgot about the “People who write scenarios about the image”
“Jolly ol’ St Thiccolas” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard I swear
Salty this is NOT what we meant when we said to take some time off for yourself
Fr... told bro take some time off and then shlawg ends up uploading this😭🙏
(Why the hell does this have no replies wtf?)
Wtf does “shlawg” mean
@@aurian2051 i don't even know tbf, i saw someone say zlawg a long time ago and i thought is was funny asl so i started saying shlawg, it could already be a term but i just assume it means "dawg", sorry for being weird💀🙏
shlawg sounds like a portmanteau of "schlong" and "dawg"
@@Zoldfor2dollars it's cool, shlawg
The lack of context makes this even funnier, like no idea whats above it all, just these idiots commenting at eachother
You can track it by their account page if you are really curious
@@SF17777 infact i really would rather keep it mysterious
I think the context can be inferred with Mrs Puff
The Elizabeth one definitely has some context
@@thej4546Context no one wants, but everyone probably knows.
Meanwhile on e621
"Ew, who would like this?"
"My brother in christ, you have a blacklist for a reason. Use it. (Resumes discussion about the meaning of life)"
This is so real for no reason
Also obligatory Binagon banger
Furries legit search up the Rarest Tags.
Go to Page 729 to specifically Pick that 12 Tags only Post
Wait for the Image to Load giving 10 Seconds for them to Retreat back to the Catalog of Lost Cause Sin
Then Comment their Greasy Fingers on the Keyboard to type
"Why would people like (Insert Fetish here) so much? This is weird stop posting this and darw regular stuff"
real
YOU LIKE LIL KIDS
3:54 The Robotnik "no" caught me off guard XD
That Mrs Puff part blew everything out of the water.
These marine biologists are crazy.
"That's enough internet for today" and "Who would even look at this?" commenters after searching those things up, clicking on them, and looking at them long enough to comment:
okay but like you can search for specific tags and something with those tags AND something else shows up that’s just completely what the fuck.
@@hubbletrubble7875 i once looked up somehtnig at got a tottaly diffent thing
@@hubbletrubble7875 yeah but there's a blacklist just activate that
@@hubbletrubble7875 no one ever fucking uses blacklists
@@evuriereal
1:26 I can’t believe Salty doesn’t know about Ellis’ best pal #SaltyIsOverParty
have I told you about this one time when my buddy Kieth tried to cook a turkey in a pot
Its Christmass he said to keith
I thought that was an L4D2 reference lol
It is @@Chaos_Vergil
hey guys, ben here
Rule34 comments are like ASDF movies if they were rated R18+
got your nose
ILoveFatMilfs knows about this lol, on the second last showcased post they wrote "I won't back down on my love of Puff, y'know."
i wish i had 1% of his determination...
Holy shit y'all are checking💀💀
I know, I just checked now this dudes a freaking legend. lol
mad respect to them tbh
I messaged him and told him about the video and he told me "he gets that a lot"
I love how the self harm warning only exists for the clip immediately after it and it is obsolete for the entire rest of the video
I mean technically the usopp one is also a self harm cause eating a devil fruit and then swimming would cause death, if you don’t have people to save you
i like how this is not age restricted but irwin impressions is
Suprised this vid isn't age restricted to yt kids 👀
I still have to wait two years until I can see that glorious video 😔
@@fryguywastaken?
why the hell is the irwin video age restricted
@@littlepleeth9423 RUclips just can’t handle Irwin’s raw power
0:23 as we can see, King Bach has presented a rather large spoon to his friend. The humor in this video stems from the fact that King Bach would like to eat ice cream but his friend retorts at him, saying he can only have a spoon full, nothing more. Bach then suddenly changes his expression and body language and reveals that he is indeed in possession of a spoon. And not just any spoon, it is a massive stainless steel spoon. This is funny because you would never expect someone to just be casually in possession of a massive spoon to eat ice cream with. It is completely unorthodox and uncalled for. This is why the video is so humorous and was put on the 2012 Epic Vine compilation playlist on RUclips.
Only an spoonful
meanwhile on e621:
"very sexy animation."
"who tf even likes this stuff? gross"
"Child, you have the ability to delete your search history at the mere click of a button. Use this power wisely."
"sexy toy chica animation, lets gooooo"
whats e621?
@@laszlototh5622 rule 34 but for furries
@@displayuploads It's more a general furry board, it has sfw and even family friendly art, kind of like Danbooru. But yes, the porn is more common.
@@EatAnOctoroke926 is a version of the site with all of the NSFW filtered out. I use it to find stuff for my wholesome images folder.
I like how E621 actually has a rule against thirst commenting.
R34 comments are a different breed 💀😭
Breed? 😳😳😳
(Sorry this wasn’t even funny lol)
“THE PENIS IS TALKING TO ME!!!!”
speaking of R34 and breeding
I hear they encourage breeding over there.
Then a Erotic Roleplayer appears and they absolutely ratio him
ive had some of my best conversations on rule34. someone even wished me luck on my shiny arceus hunt.
Didya get it or are ya still hunting?
please update us, i hope you got it
yeah i got it.
got it the same day the internets went off for like a day lol
@@BObWantChikn good for you, astro wolf (deltarune ref)
@@BObWantChikn good job dude
Theres no feeling worse than recognizing some of these account names
🤨
Respectfully, that may be your sign to get more grass in your diet
@@BotFisherman You want me to eat grass is how I read this
@@minifyesnumberonehater Yes, it is healthy, just imagine you're eating sharp salad
@@NuggetOrBowtie yum!
3:27 This is on the internet forever now
@@unoreservedhuh 😦
@@unoreserved huh 😮
@@unoreservedhuh 😦
@@unoreserved huh 😮
@@unoreservedhuh 😧
9:08 the moment the first few notes of hall of the mountain king started playing i knew i was in for some crazy shit
over MRS. PUFF??? crazy
@@camohere Bro was Mr Krabs
@@camoherepoor Mrs. Puff, she already has to deal with SpongeBob every time she teaches .
Absolutely no force on earth is strong enough to hold back somebody horny for something very specific
worst part is, i dont agree, but i understand.
1:51 became a copypasta used in Melee tournament chats when a Yoshi is on screen. You can thank Moky's community for that
im moking im doking
It was also repurposed for Falco, I've seen that one a few times.
@@calsalitra4689 If it weren't for it being Melee, that could potentially happen with _any_ character in Smash who has the possibility of laying eggs, and that would be terrifying
(Then again, even if it wouldn't make any sense otherwise, who's to say they would stop at _that_ criteria)
Bruh
2:15 i feel violated by this comment even though im not yoshi
10:00 guys i think he likes Mrs. Puff
Nooo..surely not
Hmmmm___maybe you’re right
Hmmmmm, you sure?
The more times I heard just her last name and nothing else, the more I was reminded of hit video game Super Smash Brothers Melee for the Nintendo GameCube
I thought it was just me
I DONT LIKE HOW HE DOES THE ROLEPLAY ONES 😭😭😭
3:30 especially the fuck
I don't think anyone likes the roleplay comments :(
I'll never understand people who put them on the green site and think that they somehow aren't being cringe
@@anonymousfog501 honestly it was funny to read them in a bullying way no wonder people use character ai those are embarrassing 😭
@@anonymousfog501It's one of many reasons the Blue site is far better
@@p5strikerssCharacter ai is good because it keeps their weird ideas at bay the only problem is that NSFW is not allowed so it doesn't stop those freaks.
this was the worst possible way to remind us you're a voice actor.
great video
wow yalls d riding more than those characters on r34
💀
@@furbait69how was this “dick riding”?
@@furbait69 that pfp..
@@edgardeivishell nah
[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
3:51 easily the most based r34 user of all time
TRUE!
I agree with Shadow
good old shadow
probably the best r34 comment of all time, a shame the mods likes gooning more than having fun, and deleted it
Fr
I love how like half of them are freaking out because they saw porn like this isn’t a hentai site
You don't know what exactly they saw
My guy you too would be confused if you saw human like horse with giant human tits and a pecker. The worst thing I’ve ever seen(apart from gore)
The horrors
@@tomb.524Freaky porn on hentai site? Uh, yeah, fork found in kitchen??
Are comin
this has very 2014 vibes and i mean that in a good way
PREGANANANT
*plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
@@cyanifiedPRREGANTE
3:31 bro has not lost the whimsy in his life
1:16
That loud incorrect buzzer is a very accurate reaction to this statement.
I was not expecting that but it was funny as fuck
I think I will start quoting the loud incorrect buzzer
8:44
The fact that salty sounds so much like mort is fucking hilarious 🪼🎺
ikr
Oh that mort. I thought you meant mort from family guy.
jellyfish
Very bold of salty to put almost a minute and a half of audio of thirsting over Mrs. Puff on the internet
that digital footprint is gonna be wild 💀
I’ve researched this phenomenon on my own for so long, I’m glad to see someone finally make a video on it
4:54 i legitimately thought this one was gonna end with
"We broke up"
I'm actually happy it ended well
That or someone saying “kys”
I thought someone was gonna point out the 09 in the username
It brings me joy to see people leave rule34, there pulling themself out there addictions :]
Literally every reddit post like this ends with heartbreak ends and the one post that doesn't was on rule 34
5:47 imagine having somebody on a porn website needing to tell you to shut up
That's what should happen to all the deranged politicoomers who feel they need to inject politics even in the fucking R34 comments sections
Quite common actually
Yeah, down bad RPers in the comments are pretty common. Don't know why because these sites always have forums and shit to post on and then there's Discord.
Very common in 34.
3:51 is so insanely funny for a rule 34 comment
How is this not age restricted?
Also, the “Killer Queen has already touched that sex toy” had me ROLLING
2:49 The super long build up makes this way funnier
And the massive space for text only for it to be 1 sentence lol
And the voice
With the Adam Santler voice too 💀
Yo bro i have the same pfp on discord and twitch XD@@DisgustedCheese
666
Salty what the fuck. Are you in danger? Is this a cry for help?
i dunno
What do you mean? The "R34 Comments Community" are like the funniest and chillest guys out there
He hearted your comment, this is a cry for help
1:25 If anybody is wondering what in the world this means, lemme explain:
There’s a game called “Left 4 Dead”, more specifically the second game, where one of the main characters is Ellis. (look at the username) Keith is simply an old friend who he used to talk to.
My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy teargassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man!"
I was just thinking that, I thought Keith? L4d2 reference? Then saw the name "Elise"
I ever tell ya bout the time Keith tried to deep fire a turkey
I wouldn’t have gotten the reference but by chance I watched an animation this morning about one of Ellis’ stories
“My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year. It wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face...”
"You know what I like best about your stories, Ellis? The sound they make when you stop."
[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND] [NERD THEME] [OLD BICYCLE HONK SOUND]
Rule34 comments are divided by two types
1. "~"
2. Literally the funniest shit you ever seen.
I don't think homophobia is very funny
yeah but more reason...is sleep is good for memory why is no possible in the school ?:0(idk why i say this)
1:26 love how he had no clue who ellis was yet did a southern yeehaw accent as if the very name of "ellis" is enough to tell people his character
Do y'all know what 'suck the heads' means?
@@Ryu1ify"Cause I came down here with Kieth once and he didn't know"
well yk theres l4d2 to go off of
@GUyGuyManManPerson Sure but who knows about Ellis yet not about his constant stream of stories about his friend Keith?
That _Ellis_ was me, for some reason the account its deleted
7:50 he's not judging, he is just curious ''why he gay :0'' LMAOOO
why he gay tho???
3:26 we finally have a whimper audio of Saltydkdan
real
Never have I wanted that to exist less
Ohno
4:28 works too
It wouldn't have been possible if not for Texas Technical College
I think the thing that surprises me more than the guy who REALLY likes Ms Puff is the fact that there are thst many Puff images for him to comment on. That went on for eay longer than I thought it could.
This is outing myself, but I once saw comments under an art of some video game character complaining how hard it was to beat that said character from the game they're from. Like these comments were literally throwing out all the meta/technical jargon about them 😂
Was it Malenia
@@dragonITH-nk3yk No It was Eikþyrnir from Fire Emblem Heroes :)
God, FE:H got to be so much. I played it when I was in high school, but now all the weapon and ability descriptions are like a paragraph long at least
@@StarryPenguin dawg I can't even type that
@@nullmori715 Me neither. Copy and Paste for the win 😂
1:26 THAT ELLIS ACCOUNT WAS ME, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I GOT IT THERE BEFORE THE ACCOUNT GOT DELETEDD (btw Ellis is a character from l4d2, and Keith is his friend, so Ellis tells stories about him and Keith doing crazy stuff)
I don't remember why my account doesnt exist anymore
U pretty prepared to see the.. uh oh
Darn
@@Nellsoxyooo, Guts & Blackpowder player. Dab me up
pure respect, see you in hell!
im glad that the most of the comments are basically Left 4 Dead wall writing
Timecodes?
Modern day equivalent of graffiti on the wall of a Pompeii brothel
@@ewanherbert3402 agreed
We need a Part 2, I am almost bursting with laughter, which I shouldn't.
1:53 NO NOT THE YOSHI ONE OH GOD AAAA
Okay but does he get embarrassed or not? Just wondering for a few laughs haha
@@matias3542 I wonder what they smell like haha just for a few laughs haha
@@גלשלום-ס9ע_I WANT TO SMELL THEM_
I watched this at 11:00
And it ruined my whole day
you say this like you recognised it
I'm gonna be transparent, I comment here sometimes. Mostly to write captions and practice my writing skills.
But I am proud of the time I ratio'd a commenter whose name was Sonic_The_Hedgehog by just saying "Sonic what are you doing here you gotta fight Eggman"
that is so funny lmao, you *earned* that ratio
Ratio-ing horny R34 users with goofy stuff is the funniest shit ever
1:26 so sad Salty didn't seem to get the L4D2 reference
But whoever read the comment seemed to get it
"I learned to do it at Texas Technical College as an elective! 😀" was so unexpected and the videos after that just made me die even more 😭😭
9:30 this might be mr.krabs
friend we have the same minds
THIS GUYS ONTO SOMETHING RIGHT HERE!
AGAAGAGAGAGAGAG-
agagagagagag
Spongebob me boy I found this incredible site called R34 boy.
7:12 he’s Steven
He sure is
It's indeed Steven
KroboProductions reference :)
Guy's... he's Steven
Yo y’all might not believe me but…
*he’s Steven*
4:54
“Congrats, FutaKiller09” we all say in unison.
Why would he want to kill such beautiful beings
congrats, futakiller09
9:20
i've seen people obsessed over fictional characters like that but i did not know someone could be that freaky for mrs. puff
The guy ranting about Ms. Puff just sounds like salty ranting about Rouge
Keep salty away from dark caves.
@@Looona_fan what the fuck does that mean- ooooooh
@@justsomeguy5298 yep
I have been this guy, but about [name withheld]. It was fun. It was a crap moment of my life, but that specifically was fun
@@lancesmith8298 i have been that girl but about another fictional character, it's fun until you are so down bad you start recognizing the artists
5:10
Man, that's would have been so funny if they posted an update saying "nevermind she dumped me, I'm back."
That's what I was expecting 😂
I think I've seen a PHub comment like that
I was expecting that too
I was hardcore expecting it lmfao
I've personally seen one exactly like that
The Mrs. Puff guy did that over atleast 4 years. Just think about that.
LOL
9:11 i love how the newer posts are actually the tamest ones and the more you go back, the more agressive their comments get
5:50 i want this to be just a sound effect i can put on whenever i can, there is no amount of text styling that can make it feel this good.
most genuine stfu ive ever heard
It's really good
“bro had a farm ei ei o” had me literally crying 😭
8:19 I half expected salty to do a shitty mario impression and I do gotta say I am dissapointed that he didn’t do so, literally unwatchable
Well if you want,here is a therapy doctor that I know😁🫱🔫
5:35 BRO SOUNDS LIKE MORT FROM MADAGASCAR
the mrs. puff guy having comments going back to december 2020 and is still going is insane
5:18 the usernames makes this look so dumb it’s funny
Thanks Lynn!
Lmao fr 💀 especially the last one.
The community seems fun maybe I'll check it out
Regret
What do you regret about us.....
Us? Who's us?@@Archeonikthisnword
@@Archeonikthisnword you speakin german?
@@Popo-the-god what?
I saw one that said
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
Of course, he never said what happened to nine... Things get blurry in the fog of war... And they were all starving... but seven found enough meat for everyone that day... And nine never came back...
Twenty-eight years in that godforsaken jungle..
Killing soldiers wasn't so bad. I hardly remember it...
But burning those villages, watching those naked peasants cry.....
I see it everyday. It's not PTSD, it's the drug
It's only been a week. But it feels like a year..
Every word is getting longer, the mosquitoes are getting louder...
When the drug runs out, time stops, and you're stuck in the jungle forever.
It's... Grains of sand in a shrinking hour glass..
I know what comes next i need to ask you a favor......
There are only two types of Rule 34 comment: Those made in the middle of a session of self-indulgence of carnal desire, and those made directly after the previous event when the shame sets in.
4:00 truly the most yucky wucky comment I’ve ever seen
Since his username is FNAF I just realized who that Elizabeth is and it is horrifying
going by the usernames of both of them it really was a "professionals have standards" moment
I’m gonna start saying yucky wucky
@@kgmc29 how did it take me so long to realize that what the fuck
@@kgmc29yeah I felt sick from finding out it was fnaf related
1:30 Ellis is a fictional character from the video game “Left 4 Dead 2”, he is most known for spouting stories about him and a friend called “Keith” when the other survivors are alive during times such as taking elevators.
Keith is, likely, not an actual person and is just Ellis coming up with stories to try to cheer up his friends.
Have I ever told you about my Buddy Keith?
"Alright, but there was a goat"
Also known for being able to beat Herobrine
Hell yeah someone else thst knows
@@Nikstanski We ain't got time for this Ellis
Not enough people appreciating "bro had a farm ei ei o"
Derek isn't on R34 for the horni, he's on R34 for the funni
He probably sees a lot of NSFW Mal Lopunny tho
Edit: Knowing Mal has drawn her Pokésona in a lewd way scares me. And here I thought *Pastey* was the true furry of the group...
*Don’t set them off.*
You wouldnt believe how little there is of that
Yes, i did check
Batman I -I I caught uh-I caught a little Pokèmon.
Do you wanna know what Pokèmon I caught?
@@redstaticofficial0320 what pokemon did you catch joker...
@@yaboipktendo Not surprised, it was merely a joke because that one animation amidst the Friendlocke out of context collab, where Mal asked what a MILF was...I can't get her appearance out of my head. It haunts me, and not in a good way.
10:14 DURING WHAT?
sans
🤯
@@pwuuddinghe is trans
@@pwuuddingsans*
@@IceLad_ trans sans canon???
I love how this is on his main channel rather than video dump.