Missing the Indian guy who is using Windows 7, has a mouse click sound effect when he clicks, a yellow highlight circle around his cursor and a terrible mic but he explains everything perfectly.
I like indian guys the most. They make best tutorials that have actual value. I find answers to an actual questions only in their tutorials😂 And also from people with other heavy accents. I love you guys😅
Blender tutorial commentors: "HOTKEYS!????" "YOU ARE GOING TO FAST" "How do you install Blender" "What CPU/GPU are you using?" Asks completely off topic/too broad of question "Can you post the model?" "I can't even figure out how to delete the cube" Etc etc And my personal favorite: "What software is this?"
forgot the guy who always has a foreign accent and manages to produce the most efficient tutorials and solutions for that niche thing you were trying to do
I have that right now for a Unity related thing (trying to make a specific Dungeon generator) and found some guy with only a thousand views, strong accent, HORRIBLE microphone, bad video quality and barely able to explain anything; but its EXACTLY what I was looking for.
@@TeamStarlane low poly means "triangle count is acceptable for real time game rendering at playable FPS" - thus exact meaning and numbers of triangles differs depending of year of hardware technology you refering. Like, PS2 graphics was high poly in 2000 compared to 90's graphics and now considered low poly compared to todays AAA games.
@@TeamStarlane Low poly does differ from game to game and from asset to asset. Like the sims for example. What is considered optimised low poly for one game may be too heavy for say sims 4 due to how you use items in sims 4 and the game engine trying its best to keep that mess of a game running. And in every game, it also depends on the size and amount of the asset and where it will be. A highly detailed 6 thousand polygon large statue that you see from super close is fine if you have one of it. But the moment you have more than one the normal map and textures should do most of the heavy lifting. But if you have a 6 thousand polygon teapot you goofed. Bad optimisation. Bad bad bad
@@lunondisposable5382 I know who you're mentioning lmao, those two addons aren't really a waste of money imo If you're just doing it for the hobby don't buy it that's for sure.
At this point I think node Wrangler should just be how the program reacts naturally without the need to activate the add on. Like literally every tutorial that handles textures mentions to turn it on anyway and I can't see any reason why you would ever Want it turned off.
@@NathanielJamesProd node wrangler is so useful, don't get me wrong haha! I'm just tired of seeing that being said in every tutorial whether it's targeted to beginners or to advanced users :D
You forgot the guy who uses 8000 paid addons in the tutorial and doesn't even explain how to use any of them just to hop to Platinum Version ZBrush afterwards
Not those that explains the same thing 3 times only to loop back to the beginning and tell you what you already have in mind but still doesn't tell you how the function works fundamentally or what not to do with said function.
Yea lol, while to an extent I can understand that the creator have to assume some basic knowledge, but it makes it really hard to get into using blender or follow their tutorials, the newer versions of blender have made it more beginner friendly but before yea had to know the hotkeys for about every tool, even "beginner" tutorials used hotkeys heavily
Unlike the "so, I'm gonna skip this part or the video would be too long. There are 12 billion tutorials on this, you should go watch those." Then skips 70% of the process, but spends the last 10 minutes just spinning around the finished work and saying a bunch of nothing.
BlenderSecrets: here's a really useful tip explained in way too short of a video so you'll need to rewatch it over and over again (honestly tho that guy is great)
I'd prefer that. At some point it will click/get internalized and the last thing you want is a 10 minute video you have to scrub through/search through the transcript to find the one bit of info you needed. Alternatively, take notes, but I'm terrible at organizing mine.
@@Monkeymario. Yeah but the search bar tutorials suck. They never teach me how to get the actual results I need and the results I get just leads to other bad blender tutorials so. Yeah it's a gamble . And doesn't always guarantee to get what you wanted. At least on Google and what not. On RUclips. It's a bit. Different. And I mean how do I even find the videos if I never search them? That's like. Searching. "How to draw a cat" and the results is a 1 second video and in the video it says. "Look it up" even though literally that's what you just did. So that makes no sense. It's contradictory. A loop.
Helpful videos take a lot of time and work to make and they just have to take time 10 to 30 mins to really explain something. Nobody clicks on those videos 'cuz we live in a TikTok world, so some kid making a crap 2 min video of modeling a gun gets a million clicks and pushes the good stuff to the bottom of the algorithm.
You forgot the guy who spends the first 10 minutes of the video doing a life update about his newborn child or the car crash he was recently in, and then has the actual tutorial in the last 5 minutes of the video.
Timestamps: 0:00 Ian Hubert 0:21 The Course Salesman 0:59 The Guy Who Explains Nothing 1:26 Every CGMatter Video 1:52 The AI Voice Tutorial 2:07 The Search Bar Tutorial 2:34 Blender Guru 2:57 The Overthinker 3:41 The Guy Who Takes An Hour To Explain Simple Things 4:02 The Guy Who's Actually Helpful
I spent zero money on blender - no paid courses, no paid addons, never spent a penny. I never had to. I learned blender by just finding tutorials and timelapses on things I wanted to learn. 8 years ago I started work in a small company and been working in Blender professionally ever since. You guys can do it. There's no need to get expensive courses on making just one thing if you're persistent enough. What will really get you a pro is PRACTICE! Do things, work constantly, challenge yourselves and if you hit a wall, look for issues how to solve them, or ask on the internet. Blender community is full of nice people who only want help, even if sometimes you will hit on someone full of himself, most people will do their best to help you. You just need patience.
@@zamzamidaffa8174 if you need recommendations for channels to watch to get better, I'd suggest Polyfyord, Polygon Runway, and Blender Guru. They're all cracked at blender, have useful info in every video, and are great at communicating it.
Easy to say "just practice". Stuff I want to make is way out of my league and stuff I can do is ugly, boring and uninteresting for me. I'm just going to stick to what I like to do and draw.
@@kaksspl never said it's easy, all I mean to say is that practice and challenges are what will make you skilled at this program. You can't just throw yourself into deep waters, you have to start small, and when you hit a wall, look for answers online on how to overcome them. The way I was learning is that I found out what blender can do, and decided to do at least one thing for each and every one of these functions. Modeling, rendering, simple animation, vfx, making shaders, everything came in with time. And it will take time. And it won't be pretty at the beginning. But since you're already a painter, you already know that. Your first drawings ever surely weren't stellar either, right?
That last one is actually helpful. I learned how the hotkey to do that bevel trick I've been seeing, and I learned how to skin things. Amazing how useful a short video can be when people just _get to the point._
My gripe about blender tutorials is 80% of them are so filled with slop to a point I would rather pull up the thing itself and let my brain fumble with the function I was trying to learn about
You can laugh at Blender Guru because of his 14 hours tutorial and how it is complicated, but he's also the guy how made me start blending. Probably the guy how made us all start blending. Blender is so intimidating for beginners, newcomers who have no idea how 3D works. I was a newcomer, and Blender Guru taught me how to use blender in such an efficient way, he might have started my career. I'm still a beginner, but I think it's a passion at this point that I've got.
Same here. I did his anvil tutorial too (it's like twice as long as the 4.0 donut tutorial). He commented in one of the anvil videos that some bro dude business type guy at a professional networking event said something like, "You're that Blender guy? You sure do get serious about those anvils... Like all your videos are about anvils." He said he was a bit embarrassed by that encounter.
I recently found a new type: the "this is not a tutorial" streamer who fully explain their process and what techniques are useful in which situations instead of just "here's how to add terminators to your topology now good luck figuring out when to use them"
I genuinely hate it when I click on a blender tutorial, and the "tutorial" is just the guy trying to sell me their addon or trying to sell me their 60€ asset pack. It's an ad that is disguised as a video and that is scummy
He'll give you your money back for watching 20 seconds of his video. Why is is "scummy" to promote an add-on that the guy probably spent 6 months making and is selling it for a fraction of what a corporation would ask for it?
When you get used to tutorials and are knee deep into blender, just remember your new best friend The left and right arrow keys. Spam right, skim the video until you get to the information you need. Turns a 30 minute tutorial into a 5 minute look-through
You forgot the guy that says "I'm not going to go over the hotkeys" leaves a button press indicator in the bottom left(that csgo surfers use) and goes fast with barely saying anything
Missing: - Geometry nodes guy with always dirty camera - Geometry nodes guy that you need a phd in physics to follow - Guy with painted nails doing blood tests in Blender
Forgot the part when the person says 'And then you need to put something that is a key step of your modeling in order to make the (blah). Which you can simply do by purchasing (random ass thing that they created), implementing it into blender. As you can see, this has all the components - rendering, animation, and rigging, allowing us to make-'
You know you’ve seen them all-the “this will be a quick tutorial” guy who ends up rambling for 20 minutes, and the “I just threw this together” artist whose work looks like it took months! These stereotypes are spot on and way too relatable!
Okay, this is pretty funny. xD My toss in: The person who starts a sculpt and then edit jumps at one point to it finished with insane detail. "Sorry guys, something went wrong and I lost the rest of the footage but here's the finished piece." And it looks like a completely different model.
actually in the last one i would recommend using the curve drawing tool (yes thats a thing) you can draw freely in the air but it can also draw on objects, then quick convert to mesh and do what the video has shown.
I'm not a blender expert, and I'm pretty sure I'm not so much as beginner, I've crossed a lot of blender tutorials and can confirm that even in other languages the types of tutorials are real. And I did discovered something really cool at the end of this video
I have never seen the search bar tutorial type... Got a good laugh thanks! That already made my day. Btw the editing is top and this video just reminded me that the skin modifier really should have a parameter for its overall thickness.
I yet to understand appeal of "speed modeling" or "speed painting". Coming from watching speed runs I thought it will be vids where stuff is being made as quickly as possible in real time, not week of progress played at x40 speed
The guy who spends 3 minutes doing an intro for something that should only take 5 seconds (i.e. helping you locate that button you read about on the help forum (because conveniently everyone forgot to mention which submenu it's hidden in)) followed by another 2 minutes of outro.
This is so accurate, especially the tutorials that show everything but explain absolutely nothing and you end up solving the problem but you don't know how to reproduce it because you have no clue how any of that works
this checks out, then you got the small niche channels that try to consolidate too much, and find out that the reason no one does that is because it eventually gets outdated.
The last part "helpful guy" was pretty funny considering you can do a shape like that on a more controlled and modifiable curve with the curve tool xD. This was really funny, especially "guy who sells blender course" part.
dude i never watched a better blender video lmao the helpfull was actually really helpfull i usually do curves but the skin modifier on the edges sounds faster and more satisfying XD
The worst part of the search bar tutorial is that Blender's own video editing functionality, as limited as it is compared to dedicated video editing software, would still be sufficient to make a much more high-quality tutorial.
You forgot the one showing you screenshots of their material node mess "and that's how I solved the problem you were desperately searching for." Thanks man
Got to do the minecraft background music and the reality-busting, physics destroying nodes of Cartesian Caramel. Catch phrase "I'll allow that" lol Well done!
The best thing about ChatGPT is never ever ever having to ask the blender forums for help again. Me Q: "How do you achieve a boolean style cutout without booleans? A: "Why would you do that? Just use booleans. Here's the python script. (The script is a JPEG, and he expects you to copy it by hand.) Me: Did it ever dawn on you I asked what I asked for a reason?!? Brain cells lost, but never forgotten.
I don't even use blender but for some reason every once in a while youtube recommends me blender related videos. God bless you people i could never do that
This video is evil, as the actually helpful guy at the end gave me an actually helpful bit of advice on making arbitrary tubes quickly, and now I want to go try it
forgot the one where they just whip out a 400$ blender addon and act like it's vanilla blender
Every time...
@@mumblety “so next we’re going to go to blender marketplace and install hard ops”
@@SmoothieGamesLambda "Topology is so easy you guys..."
*uses quad remesher*
Josh Gambrell I think...
@@mjdevlog "MASTER Hard Surface modeling in 3 hrs"
Missing the Indian guy who is using Windows 7, has a mouse click sound effect when he clicks, a yellow highlight circle around his cursor and a terrible mic but he explains everything perfectly.
Ranjeet always comes in clutch
🇮🇳🦁
And it represents the most part of all blender tutorials !
he also has music that was constructed out of windows 98 sounds and doom 2 soundfonts
I like indian guys the most. They make best tutorials that have actual value. I find answers to an actual questions only in their tutorials😂 And also from people with other heavy accents. I love you guys😅
facts.
Blender tutorial commentors:
"HOTKEYS!????"
"YOU ARE GOING TO FAST"
"How do you install Blender"
"What CPU/GPU are you using?"
Asks completely off topic/too broad of question
"Can you post the model?"
"I can't even figure out how to delete the cube"
Etc etc
And my personal favorite:
"What software is this?"
What software is this?
How can i disappear for 30 years to evade the police?
"Where's that button? It's not here!"
People who uses newer version of blender, watching older tutorial
This is Roblox Studio obviously.
@@Vortex-qb2seNo this is obviously Scratch.
forgot the guy who always has a foreign accent and manages to produce the most efficient tutorials and solutions for that niche thing you were trying to do
I have that right now for a Unity related thing (trying to make a specific Dungeon generator) and found some guy with only a thousand views, strong accent, HORRIBLE microphone, bad video quality and barely able to explain anything; but its EXACTLY what I was looking for.
@@xXYannuschXx Man I've had that SO many times. Almost impossible to understand due to accent and mic quality, impeccable quality tutorial.
SO REALLL
That’s just RUclips.
Are you talking about the ghibli trees guy? It sounds like you're talking about Lightning boy. :P
" so we start out by deleting the default cube, then we go over to mesh and add a cube "
Classics
I do that every time 🤭🤭🤭
Blender 101, how could anyone not know this?
The default cube must go
its a ritual and a tradition. it is necessary to the creation process
(plus who knows where that cube even came from?? it could have.. metadata😰)
My fav is the 'low-poly' guys who add 5 levels of subdivision and a voronoi displacement and call it low-poly lmao
Low Poly is, when you have to the entire scene within 800 faces on a 90s console. Car 50 faces, no more. Low Poly my ass.
@@TeamStarlane low poly means "triangle count is acceptable for real time game rendering at playable FPS" - thus exact meaning and numbers of triangles differs depending of year of hardware technology you refering.
Like, PS2 graphics was high poly in 2000 compared to 90's graphics and now considered low poly compared to todays AAA games.
@@АлександрСоловьев-ю9ц2к базу выдал мужик
@@АлександрСоловьев-ю9ц2к source(s): my ass
@@TeamStarlane Low poly does differ from game to game and from asset to asset. Like the sims for example. What is considered optimised low poly for one game may be too heavy for say sims 4 due to how you use items in sims 4 and the game engine trying its best to keep that mess of a game running.
And in every game, it also depends on the size and amount of the asset and where it will be. A highly detailed 6 thousand polygon large statue that you see from super close is fine if you have one of it. But the moment you have more than one the normal map and textures should do most of the heavy lifting.
But if you have a 6 thousand polygon teapot you goofed. Bad optimisation. Bad bad bad
You forgot the install an addon guy
It's even more fun when it's a paid addon that the whole tutorial hinges on.
"As always everything I'm doing relies on Boxcutter and Hardops, so make sure you've wasted like $40 on that before we continue"
@@PixelBrushArt paid addon you say *slowly opens up a torrent *
@@ihavestds394 nice
@@lunondisposable5382
I know who you're mentioning lmao, those two addons aren't really a waste of money imo
If you're just doing it for the hobby don't buy it that's for sure.
Too accurate 😊
but you belong in the "guy who's actually helpful" category, too
lol
no, this video showed you a bit slower
😂😂😂
You somehow manage a balance of condensed knowledge.
My personal favourite which isn't an own category:
"Make sure you have node wrangler enabled" xD
At this point I think node Wrangler should just be how the program reacts naturally without the need to activate the add on. Like literally every tutorial that handles textures mentions to turn it on anyway and I can't see any reason why you would ever Want it turned off.
Node Wrangler really do be helpful tho.
@@NathanielJamesProd node wrangler is so useful, don't get me wrong haha! I'm just tired of seeing that being said in every tutorial whether it's targeted to beginners or to advanced users :D
@@MichaelMaurice Yeah, I feel ya! Always gotta skip past that part! 👍
At this point, they should just make the Node Wrangler part of the program itself.
Another Category: Polyfjord
Casually just drops all of known Blender knowledge on you and explains it like you're five all in a short period.
True 😂
That's the: explains to much too much type
@@Signupking Fair enough
Yes he's crazy
You forgot the guy who uses 8000 paid addons in the tutorial and doesn't even explain how to use any of them just to hop to Platinum Version ZBrush afterwards
The one with an Indian accent, bad mic, loud industrial fan, mouse clicks in the background, and is perfectly explaining what you were looking cor
we begginers love the guy who takes an hour to explain simple shit
Not those that explains the same thing 3 times only to loop back to the beginning and tell you what you already have in mind but still doesn't tell you how the function works fundamentally or what not to do with said function.
i specifically look for longer time tutorials.
Yea lol, while to an extent I can understand that the creator have to assume some basic knowledge, but it makes it really hard to get into using blender or follow their tutorials, the newer versions of blender have made it more beginner friendly but before yea had to know the hotkeys for about every tool, even "beginner" tutorials used hotkeys heavily
But if that Person didn't take so long to explain it to you, you wouldn't know it was simple shit 😬
Unlike the "so, I'm gonna skip this part or the video would be too long. There are 12 billion tutorials on this, you should go watch those."
Then skips 70% of the process, but spends the last 10 minutes just spinning around the finished work and saying a bunch of nothing.
BlenderSecrets: here's a really useful tip explained in way too short of a video so you'll need to rewatch it over and over again (honestly tho that guy is great)
I'd prefer that. At some point it will click/get internalized and the last thing you want is a 10 minute video you have to scrub through/search through the transcript to find the one bit of info you needed. Alternatively, take notes, but I'm terrible at organizing mine.
@@whynotanyting By the e-book. Its not cheap, like $40 or something, but ALL of them are their in a searchable hotlink format. Its well worth it
Blender Secrets is SO GOOD
The guy who jumps back and forth between blender and like 3 other programs, which all cost hundreds of dollars each.
Blender compositing tutorial step 1: buy Nuke 😂
Piracy
substance painter, etc. Oh i hate that
"guy who's actually helpful" we need more people like you on this platform.
Tho I like Search Bar Tutorials!
Then you want BlenderSecrets👌
@@Monkeymario. Yeah but the search bar tutorials suck. They never teach me how to get the actual results I need and the results I get just leads to other bad blender tutorials so.
Yeah it's a gamble . And doesn't always guarantee to get what you wanted. At least on Google and what not. On RUclips. It's a bit. Different. And I mean how do I even find the videos if I never search them? That's like. Searching. "How to draw a cat" and the results is a 1 second video and in the video it says. "Look it up" even though literally that's what you just did. So that makes no sense. It's contradictory. A loop.
Helpful videos take a lot of time and work to make and they just have to take time 10 to 30 mins to really explain something. Nobody clicks on those videos 'cuz we live in a TikTok world, so some kid making a crap 2 min video of modeling a gun gets a million clicks and pushes the good stuff to the bottom of the algorithm.
@@seanposkea exactly. That's why it's hard to find good tutorials
You forgot the guy who spends the first 10 minutes of the video doing a life update about his newborn child or the car crash he was recently in, and then has the actual tutorial in the last 5 minutes of the video.
That's why Guru's videos are so long. I swear, I rage quit when he started talking about his wife's favourite way to drink tea.
Timestamps:
0:00 Ian Hubert
0:21 The Course Salesman
0:59 The Guy Who Explains Nothing
1:26 Every CGMatter Video
1:52 The AI Voice Tutorial
2:07 The Search Bar Tutorial
2:34 Blender Guru
2:57 The Overthinker
3:41 The Guy Who Takes An Hour To Explain Simple Things
4:02 The Guy Who's Actually Helpful
I spent zero money on blender - no paid courses, no paid addons, never spent a penny. I never had to. I learned blender by just finding tutorials and timelapses on things I wanted to learn. 8 years ago I started work in a small company and been working in Blender professionally ever since.
You guys can do it. There's no need to get expensive courses on making just one thing if you're persistent enough. What will really get you a pro is PRACTICE! Do things, work constantly, challenge yourselves and if you hit a wall, look for issues how to solve them, or ask on the internet. Blender community is full of nice people who only want help, even if sometimes you will hit on someone full of himself, most people will do their best to help you. You just need patience.
Tysm for the motivation mann i was given up already but i think i gonna hop on to blender again
@@zamzamidaffa8174 if you need recommendations for channels to watch to get better, I'd suggest Polyfyord, Polygon Runway, and Blender Guru. They're all cracked at blender, have useful info in every video, and are great at communicating it.
Easy to say "just practice". Stuff I want to make is way out of my league and stuff I can do is ugly, boring and uninteresting for me. I'm just going to stick to what I like to do and draw.
@@kaksspl never said it's easy, all I mean to say is that practice and challenges are what will make you skilled at this program. You can't just throw yourself into deep waters, you have to start small, and when you hit a wall, look for answers online on how to overcome them.
The way I was learning is that I found out what blender can do, and decided to do at least one thing for each and every one of these functions. Modeling, rendering, simple animation, vfx, making shaders, everything came in with time. And it will take time. And it won't be pretty at the beginning. But since you're already a painter, you already know that. Your first drawings ever surely weren't stellar either, right?
With the rise of AI you will soon be unemployed.. just no future in 3D
THAT LAST GUY STILL TAUGHT ME SOMETHING NEW
Began having an anxiety attack at the guy that explains nothing with the rapid clicking. The flashbacks....
That last one is actually helpful.
I learned how the hotkey to do that bevel trick I've been seeing, and I learned how to skin things.
Amazing how useful a short video can be when people just _get to the point._
My gripe about blender tutorials is 80% of them are so filled with slop to a point I would rather pull up the thing itself and let my brain fumble with the function I was trying to learn about
And the add-on/asset salesman
title: "How to make a brick wall in Blender X.X"
video: usage guide of thier brick wall generator add-on
0:49 What's funny is that looks like a cash register
You can laugh at Blender Guru because of his 14 hours tutorial and how it is complicated, but he's also the guy how made me start blending. Probably the guy how made us all start blending. Blender is so intimidating for beginners, newcomers who have no idea how 3D works. I was a newcomer, and Blender Guru taught me how to use blender in such an efficient way, he might have started my career. I'm still a beginner, but I think it's a passion at this point that I've got.
Yea I make fun of him but his career has helped like 10,000,000+ people
I don't think this video is making fun of anyone though
Same here. I did his anvil tutorial too (it's like twice as long as the 4.0 donut tutorial). He commented in one of the anvil videos that some bro dude business type guy at a professional networking event said something like, "You're that Blender guy? You sure do get serious about those anvils... Like all your videos are about anvils." He said he was a bit embarrassed by that encounter.
I just read the manual... But I already knew how to use Autodesk Inventor and Rhinoceros before Blender.
I got into blender by following his 3.0 Donut, it was peak
I recently found a new type: the "this is not a tutorial" streamer who fully explain their process and what techniques are useful in which situations instead of just "here's how to add terminators to your topology now good luck figuring out when to use them"
You forgot the passive aggressive give , who also gives pretty good live advice
aryan
Aryan? You mean the wannabe nazi who’s obsessed with culture war garbage on his Twitter? Have some self respect guys, you can do better.
Aryan posts a lot of questionable material involving a short Austrian man from WW2
@@ratastic Royal Skies is the best blender channel change my mind.
The search bar tutorial gives me serious 2013 vibes
The Pay-To-Win Add-On Blender Guru
I genuinely hate it when I click on a blender tutorial, and the "tutorial" is just the guy trying to sell me their addon or trying to sell me their 60€ asset pack. It's an ad that is disguised as a video and that is scummy
He'll give you your money back for watching 20 seconds of his video. Why is is "scummy" to promote an add-on that the guy probably spent 6 months making and is selling it for a fraction of what a corporation would ask for it?
@@seanposkea because it pretends to be a tutorial that teaches you something
But don't you want to buy his script that adds decals?
I hate that so much.....
Lemme guess, you also do that too? @@seanposkea
The guy who tells you exactly which values he inputs for everything, leaving you knowing how to do the exact same simulation and nothing else
I swear the ones using the text tool in the viewport have the most insane advice too. Theyll have you using soft body physics to make that waterbottle
When you get used to tutorials and are knee deep into blender, just remember your new best friend
The left and right arrow keys.
Spam right, skim the video until you get to the information you need. Turns a 30 minute tutorial into a 5 minute look-through
4:37 That was actually so helpful, that I learnt something new
You forgot the guy that says "I'm not going to go over the hotkeys" leaves a button press indicator in the bottom left(that csgo surfers use) and goes fast with barely saying anything
20sec tutorial, dropped a whole 3-minutes ad of "Free" course
Missing:
- Geometry nodes guy with always dirty camera
- Geometry nodes guy that you need a phd in physics to follow
- Guy with painted nails doing blood tests in Blender
Forgot the part when the person says 'And then you need to put something that is a key step of your modeling in order to make the (blah). Which you can simply do by purchasing (random ass thing that they created), implementing it into blender. As you can see, this has all the components - rendering, animation, and rigging, allowing us to make-'
“The Course Salesman” aka Blender Bros
Those guys suck.
You know you’ve seen them all-the “this will be a quick tutorial” guy who ends up rambling for 20 minutes, and the “I just threw this together” artist whose work looks like it took months! These stereotypes are spot on and way too relatable!
the indian guy is missing
Okay, this is pretty funny. xD
My toss in: The person who starts a sculpt and then edit jumps at one point to it finished with insane detail. "Sorry guys, something went wrong and I lost the rest of the footage but here's the finished piece." And it looks like a completely different model.
actually in the last one i would recommend using the curve drawing tool (yes thats a thing) you can draw freely in the air but it can also draw on objects, then quick convert to mesh and do what the video has shown.
This is perfect. Also is it bad that I understood everything that the guy who explains nothing did lol
"The guy who underestimates his power level" proceeds to use nothing but extrusion to make a photorealistic owl.
I'm not a blender expert, and I'm pretty sure I'm not so much as beginner, I've crossed a lot of blender tutorials and can confirm that even in other languages the types of tutorials are real. And I did discovered something really cool at the end of this video
you forgot the straight forward guy.
they are the gems.
" so this is how you bevel your object... BAM done. goodbye "
"last updated 9/11/2001" Man that hasn't been updated in years 0:27
i felt that part at 2:41
Sh- 🤫
You forgot the guy who has super advanced personal work on his channel but only has tutorials for ultra basic things
I didn't even reach the crash your computer part, because the instant he said to put a subdivision surface on a cylender, I burst into ugly laughter.
I have never seen the search bar tutorial type...
Got a good laugh thanks! That already made my day.
Btw the editing is top and this video just reminded me that the skin modifier really should have a parameter for its overall thickness.
you know whats funny, "the guy who actually helps" actually helped me learn that.
You forgot the guy who records his screen and just puts really loud music over it.
I yet to understand appeal of "speed modeling" or "speed painting". Coming from watching speed runs I thought it will be vids where stuff is being made as quickly as possible in real time, not week of progress played at x40 speed
instructions unclear i am now subscribed to this channel and writing a love letter to you. plus there is a default cube under my bed and i'm scared.
The guy who spends 3 minutes doing an intro for something that should only take 5 seconds (i.e. helping you locate that button you read about on the help forum (because conveniently everyone forgot to mention which submenu it's hidden in)) followed by another 2 minutes of outro.
Guy who is whispering his overly excited intro like he doesn't want to wake his mom up
"HHHHHWHATS UP"
If you know you know
Dude this is sick! That last one was actually useful, thank you!
“And set the quality to level 9 so that your application crashes” is something I would say ☠️
This is so accurate, especially the tutorials that show everything but explain absolutely nothing and you end up solving the problem but you don't know how to reproduce it because you have no clue how any of that works
this is the reason why i've been avoiding blender but also been forcing myself to get closer and closer to blender without actually learning it
you forgot the indian guy with the heavy accent
i feel like it should be noted that ian hubert's "moths add realism to anything" was an obvious joke from the start
this checks out, then you got the small niche channels that try to consolidate too much, and find out that the reason no one does that is because it eventually gets outdated.
this is the kind of thing that really make you appreciate good teachers.
the search bar tutorials always tell you how to solve the most obscure problems that for some reason only you seem to be getting.
The last part "helpful guy" was pretty funny considering you can do a shape like that on a more controlled and modifiable curve with the curve tool xD.
This was really funny, especially "guy who sells blender course" part.
Blender Version 2.81 in 2024 is Crazy. But very good video. Only the Ian Hubert part pisses me of. He´s a fkn legend.
wait that last bit is genuinely useful thanks
dude i never watched a better blender video lmao the helpfull was actually really helpfull i usually do curves but the skin modifier on the edges sounds faster and more satisfying XD
Cities skylines backround was perfect
Oh my flippin' heckin' gosh you have nailed them all! I am glad it is not just me who gets annoyed with all that noise.
I laughed my ass off with the speeded up one. Too accurrate.
The worst part of the search bar tutorial is that Blender's own video editing functionality, as limited as it is compared to dedicated video editing software, would still be sufficient to make a much more high-quality tutorial.
I didn't know about the skin modifier, looks handy.
I've used Blender for a bit over 1K hours.
I’m almost a tenth of the way to 1K hours and still barely know anything!
royal skies: actually explains the one specific thing you want to know in one minute
I lost it at the Blender Guru. XD
Bro, your edition is on top, even the final guitar sound just to finish de video
Cg matter video and the guy who's actually helpful are the best, straight to the point.
i am agonized that the last one actually helped with a project LMAO
4:07 (this is for me because the way i do this is way more complicated)
You forgot the one showing you screenshots of their material node mess "and that's how I solved the problem you were desperately searching for." Thanks man
The Blender Guru stammer laughs in between talking was wholesomely accurate 😂
you forgot the "buy this addon, you cant live without it even tho its just a pie menu"
unhelpfull video, took me 2 days to do step one of the guide..
great videoo sir! many laughs had!
oh my god, you actually taught me a new way to add new vertices!
The subdivision 9 crashing the pc is the truest and funniest thing Iv seen lol
Got to do the minecraft background music and the reality-busting, physics destroying nodes of Cartesian Caramel. Catch phrase "I'll allow that" lol
Well done!
Blender Guru was so spot on, but you forgot the part where he starts shilling NFTs
You forgot the guy who is like "Oh, by the way, I forgot something really important, so I fixed it off camera"
My most hated tutorial is when they voice over the whole process.
Those tutorials with the old ass stone age light grey UI😐
The best thing about ChatGPT is never ever ever having to ask the blender forums for help again.
Me Q: "How do you achieve a boolean style cutout without booleans?
A: "Why would you do that? Just use booleans. Here's the python script. (The script is a JPEG, and he expects you to copy it by hand.)
Me: Did it ever dawn on you I asked what I asked for a reason?!?
Brain cells lost, but never forgotten.
That last one was so helpful I'm glad I made it to the end :D
Glad to see from the Fusion community that the Blender community isn't doing any better. Strength to you all, someday we'll find the perfect tutorial.
You can actually make the last past way easier, by just turning the mesh into a curve
The last one actually helped with the current project in doing
I don't even use blender but for some reason every once in a while youtube recommends me blender related videos. God bless you people i could never do that
This video is evil, as the actually helpful guy at the end gave me an actually helpful bit of advice on making arbitrary tubes quickly, and now I want to go try it