Why Did Jaz WALK OUT on Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 172
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- Опубликовано: 6 авг 2024
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
03:40 Jaz is Here!!
06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF
09:45 Distefano Family Cruise
17:53 The King of Queens
27:30 Weak and Gay
31:50 Kumail Nanjiani
35:59 Ahuasca
47:45 Chrissy Good Father
56:10 Talkin Recent Guests
1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig
1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS
1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy
1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 2
1:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses Chris
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Damn your daughter is going to give you hell in her teens 😂
Dear god. Her bf will be such a beta or she gonna get prego at 16
@@FunkySwansoncope
chris and jaz always sound like they are on the verge of fighting, only to momentarily break the tension by making each other laugh. Pure chaos lol. Chrissy truly living up to his name.
Yeah but if I had to make a bet, it would be, that they will not make it. Let's hope I'm wrong
Yeah, New York Child Support is human annihilation.
Chris has his hands full with Mini Jaz lol
She's a roast god
14:28 I actually envy their relationship. It's smart, funny quippy and keeps you on your toes. It looks like they honestly do have a great relationship. No matter how much he talks about all the other anxiety s*** I think that's just his persona 14:29
Lmmfao all I hear is, "...... Another qualude and she'll love me in the morning....!!!"!! He ,Chrissy is such a cutie. No homo. His morning tv shoots are the funniest thing.
@@brettsmith8145 does a lot happen in that second?
She's awesome! 😂
I got two daughters and I appreciate the fiestiness (to a degree 😅)
Cutting to Jaz’s empty chair when she talks off camera is sending me 😂😂😂
It's prefect ❤😂
Came here to say this 😂
They should do it for Yanni 😂
Scrolled for this. 🤣
This is the best version of this podcast when he is in his living room…. Way more natural and relatable. wayyy better than the Slam Studio
SLAM
More shows like this pls
SLAM
I really do love the chaos of this ep of... Chrissy Chaos 😂
Its really relatable and reminds me of my own chaotic family
This episode is weird as hell I felt uncomfortable with his family dynamics on play keep it like Rogan you got to google like the freak you are if you want to see his family
now i want a "living with the distefanos" reality tv
Hearing a toddler say "Homeless Pimp" with such ease can really turn your day around! 😃
lol shes 9 man - dont let her see u call her a Toddler T- Mini Jaz will beat yo a55 LOL
These women are not happy with Chrissy right now 😂. It don't matter what he do, their on savage mode.
Feel like Chrissy and I are living mirror lives cuz I felt like I was watching myself interact my wife and son
Well he moved them out of the city to a nice house in the suburbs just long enough for them to get settled in and then moved them back to the city in a smaller apartment so he could be walk go get a bagel. So yeah, I imagine they’re frustrated 😂
@@juse4507I'm sure she had a say in it
Is it any wonder Chrissy is going through existential crisis every other week.
Yeah this is insane
Why does Delilah sound like she smokes a pack of Marlboro Reds a day?
She's got that Tampa Tony in her blood.
@@Horsediqdotmpeg😂😂😂😂
Tampa tony blood 😂😂😂😂😂
I sounded like i smoked for years when I was little LMAO
Because she's a mixed Latino / Caucasian child from New York 😂
I love the “from home” setup! Really shows the true chaos that Chris lives with day to day
Keep up the good work fellas!
As a Latino man, this reminds me why I don’t have a Latina wife 😂hang in there Chrissy
Mexican with a Mexican wife here, its definitely work. Worth it tho
As a Latino also, this is exactly why I've only dated Caucasian whites 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Combaticus I’ll keep you in my prayers 😂
High risk, high reward. Latinas are beautiful, but deadly.
@@scoffel13 no beauty is worth a man’s peace.
Your daughter absolutely roasting you is so funny
Why are you chewing gum, daddy? Is it because your bweff stinks?
She’s the perfect mix of Chrissy & jasmine. The attitude, the comedic timing. As a fellow girldad it’s adorable.
When that kid gets to middle school she is gonna casually traumatize half of her classmates 😂
Thr mom was deff enticing her lol. Or has already corrupted her lol
I love all the cuts to the empty chair when Jaz speaks. I enjoyed the banter.
Chrissy is outnumbered
Old school Chrissy Chaos vibes today
Chaos with the home studio characters were the best times
Oh my god "let's tap into the white side" fucking killed me
Jeez Chrissy my heart rate went up 15bpm from this interaction, hats off to you for clearly being a great dad and boyfriend.
Key word hats
"They don't feel awkward....they're not wearing sombreros!" 😂 Awwww i live for this type of banter lol Chaos at it's best in the comfy womfyness of the destefano household! 💕
Poor guy. As a father and husband, it hurts me to hear how they all talk to him lol hes not joking when he says they destroy his pride and confidence.
Im a dads girl all the way and it hurts me too 💛💙
That kid is wild
Very sad. Def not right
As a mother and wife it’s hard to hear. Our house if full of teasing and swearing,sometimes to the point of inappropriate . But this is mean manipulation. Everything is a set up and there’s no being right. Conversations to career to life plans is all a game with her. The saddest parts is watching our Chrissy being walked in to traps and then feeling like he’s a jerk 😢
The kid's disrespectful. Sad.
I hope jaz is telling your kids that all that time you spend on your phone or calling someone is so that they can enjoy the life they lead imagine if he worked a real 9-5 jeezz
I have a feeling they will shit on him no matter how much money he has or time he spends with them. She sounds toxic as hell and the daughter trashes poor Chrissy.
It feels like he's always apologizing or begging around his family and they are perpetually annoyed. I'm sure it's very loving with a sweeter kid off camera lol
Alright. I understand everything now. Be strong Chris.
2 minutes in and… we get it Chris, we’re here for you.
Shameless of Shameless click bait.
Chris is finally being his authentic self🤙
Misspelling Chaos is the ultimate form of Chaos
That homeless pimp shoutout! 😂 loved this, old school chaos vibes
Chrissy with Jas hat on looks like The Undertaker if he didnt choose wrestling
he looks like he just got cast on a new taylor sheridan show.
Chris’ daughter just ripping him to shreds is out of this world hilarious.
Jaz dressed like Raiden from mortal combat and she still looks great lol
Yeah, same pantsuit or whatever you call it? 😂
I Love this format! It's more like old Chrissy Chaos. Most Authentic feeling. More of this please! Love ya! ❤️✨
You've got a knack for this, loving your content!
Im up too early, I don't know if Im ready for the chaos.
Chris at home with the fam and Ti Ti and chaos is all I want.
Is Titi doing ok?
@@user-gj4ez6qj2ztiti wronged them. He’s out for good.
Jeez chris the punching bag for the whole family 😂
I’m gunna need a Chrissy & Jazzy reality show lol
Chris, blink twice if you’re being abused by jaz
This makes me totally understand Sal keeping his family a secret… not in a mean way just that it seems to be a touchy point in relationships when they make things public. Also ur daughter is a hateerrrr 😂😂😂😂 so cute
5:24 Chris…. My man.. I love every story and joke we’ve gotten from your relationship with Jas and your kids. I have to say this though, holy shit. I thought you were going the comedian thing and embellishing a bit. I mean this in the nicest most sincere way possible. You are so patient and so loving and such a good father and the way you put up with them is truly inspirational 😂
"I'm gonna say, 'The woman in the HAT!'" LMAO!!!😂😂😂 I love how Chris quickly made a hilarious callback also sound like a murder mystery adventure movie at the same time! I love listening to Chris interact with his family and even more I love listening and watching him telling stories from his point of view and then genuinely asking his friends if he was in the wrong and listening to what they said. Chis is a great comedian and fascinating to listen to. I love going to see him live in New York comedy clubs when he performs . He is so QUICK with making jokes in the moment and he exudes positive energy. His wit IS a gift and a rare one. Thank you, Chris, for sharing your gifts and talent with the world. I wish only the best for you, always. Your sense of humor is beautiful, fun, exciting, unique, and deeply healing and comforting.❤❤❤ Grateful for you and your podcasting crew/team today.🥰💞🙏💕🌞
You and yannis need to bring back history hyaenas…
yannis needs a 200k more followers
Maybe it’s because I’m a 1984 NY mom of a toddler but Jasmine is my favorite co-host. Guest? She’s so relatable.
I really enjoy Mike as a co-host as well but it would be so awesome if she was on more often. Love the dynamic between you two
Me too! I love when Jaz is on
Jaz is thinking of the priest from Poltergeist 2 when Chris put on the hat
Now this just need Homeless Pimp’s laugh to hype Chris up when talking to Jaz
Funny Chris goes for Jazzes hat but he’s wearing his kids pants 😂
Making fun of her Invisalign and then immediately like, "what, im not making fun of you, i said i loved you." Lol
Dying over the empty chair when she speaks. Hahaha
Definitely gave me old school Chrissy chaos vibes ! Came out hot from the jump love it 😂
saying "i dont want to make fun of your hat" is making fun of her hat! LOL
Saw Chrissy live in Amsterdam last Sunday, what an amazing show it was! Thank you so much for coming! Even got to meet him and take a pic when we bumped into him and his opener randomly in front of his hotel after the show, genuinely super nice guys! Love you Chrissy❤️
Hearing a young child casually say “homeless pimp” is too much
Mini jazz is hilarious just completely shitted down Chris throat 😂😂
Having your children pack your clothes and having to wear whatever they pack on stage is a great bit
Chris interviewing The Undertaker, solid
Thank you for the 2 hours of chaos! So awesome to see the whole team too. I love the tight shirt by the way💪🏼
That's a great family you guys all love each other very much and it shows
My favorite episodes are when Jaz is on haha
This is so funny 😆 I can tell your daughter is Rican by how she talks lol
one of my favorite episodes in a while..old school chrissy chaos pod
Panning to the empty chair is SENDING MEEEEE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love the pod Chrissy! Keep it coming babe
Carmen Sandiego! 🔥
Dude, that's an $800-1000 hat, easy!! Nice to meet Jaz. All the funny stories. Thanks for coming on.
Chris' wife Jazz and D'Elia's wife Kristen should have a pod
That would be rough as Hell.
Kristin would get her butt proverbially kicked every episode lol
Sorta like Chris D'Elia does to her physically when the cameras turn off 😂
Thanks for longer episodes
Not Valentina Gomez running through my neighborhood lolololol and me finding out about it watching this pod
Loved the entire episode.
Great ep!
Love this format! 😅
Yoooo we need more chris and jazz conversation!!!!
😂 luv this fam 💚
The studio and Mike sucked. The show is called Chaos for a reason and having it at home with your crazy family interrupting and running around is absolutely the charm of the show! Im glad you're back in your home man
❤agreed
Shame on you. Mike is great
Love this from your place! Old school Chaos!
Damn dude, love ya Chrissy. You're a legit real one, truly respect all you do not only for your fan base but also for your family.
Chrissy co-parent is making a comeback lol
Holy shit his kids are SO PUERTO RICAN😂😂😂It’s adorable and hilarious how they talk like a 25 year old Latina with the sass😂
This is a CHAOTIC Monday folks!
Awesome episode! This is the magical formula.
Awesome episode good change up and genuine!
Chrissy chaos back in action!!! I love the podcast from home!!!!
that hat reminds me of the police officers hat in scary movie that keeps getting bigger every time they show it 😭
Chris with the hat looks like how I perceive The Judge in Blood Meridian.
Every time I watch your podcast
It makes me think of the Guy Code days on MTV an it warms my heart
Stay Real Crissy 🤘🏻
Can’t wait to see you tonight in Belfast , Chrissy ☘️🍀
2 minutes in, at home pod is hilarious
Pffffff 😂😂 3:30… “right exactly” 😂😂😂😂
The relationship we’re both people openly make fun of each other are the best 😂
The chaos is back lol
This is great 😂
This is exciting!!
Lmao cutting to the empty chair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Always good to watch a vintage ep. Love the shirt, guys, Vito’s arms, I’m no Robert, but he gives me a hug a wouldn’t let, I’ll feel so safe 😂😂😂
absolutely hilarious
Chris will literally come up with any flimsy excuse to bail on international gigs! The guy bailed on London, australia, Dubai and now Florence .. i will be surprised if he makes it to any of the Euro shows
😂 that’s what I’ve been saying. He always finds an excuse like bro just say u don’t wanna go
Jaz is such a mom lol.. There's so many skits about moms flipping the fuck out if someone comes over to their house that looks lived in, not even messy 😂
You look like an Amish 😂😂😂 with that hat on 🤠love this episode one of the best yet
The guacamole hat 🎩 joke was amazing 😂
can we please get like one Jaz episode every two weeks?
This one’s top ten Chrissy and Indiana Juan
The RUclips comments for this episode is so different from the Reddit comments haha
Sweet baby. We all miss pimpy😥😥😥😥😥
Was gonna say Jas I said heyyyyy but after hearing the full ep, idk if I could handle that attitude 😂😂