Professor proves STICKS are the best weapons
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Professor Chad has has taken over Shadiversity to expound some truth on all the plebs about the mighty STICK!
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Although I must admit that Professor Chad is unfortunately a tenured professor here at Shadiversity, what he has said about me is blatant slander and his views do NOT represent any official position of Shadiversity. He is a sexist bigot that we have been trying to fire for years. I condemn, denounce, and do NOT endorse anything he says, especially about individuals, but he might have a point about sticks.
Looking good! Are you and Carl having a keto competition or something
He seems to have a point about sticks
I dunno if I can trust you sir, I'm half way through and I'm yet to see your hands make a 'professors cradle' !
I swear he sounds so much like little finger from game of thrones all hail the glorious stick
I'm looking forward to Noman posting "Orks Discuss Chad Looks"
"Strings are are just sticks that like to move a lot" - Now that's a strong take that I didn't know I needed in my life.
Chad, I mean Prof. Looks, how could you say something so controversial yet so brave?
I must explore this further.
I believe this is called String Theory
@@General-Grievance Excuse me sir? I must share my grievience with you, your pun has me of the fatal health pfft😆
Estocs are just pointy sticks and a metal bat is the modern day sword... Change my mind.
Just remember, the most drawn form of humanity is the STICK figure.
Also, Professor chad has convinced me that we are not carbon based life forms, we are, in fact, stick based life forms.
Carbon Nano-Sticks O.o
what is carbon but a stick
The old name for carbon is stick-stuff.
Well... Carbon is just made of sticks of that stuck together to make subatomic sticks, that then stuck together to make atoms.
Bones are just very nice sticks
Even Einstein himself confirms the greatness of sticks as a weapon. He famously said: "I know not what weapon World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones!"
The pinnacle of weapon development.
The fact that it is sarcasm but also 100% irrefutable truth is amazing. Stick is the Alpha and Omega of the universe.
The Alpha and the Omega are connected by a stick
As proved by Stanley Kubrick
In fantasy, the most powerful weapon is without a doubt magic. And what enables users to wield the strongest magic? A magic stick. Yes, even outside reality, the stick is truly the mightiest
Or a wand, wich is basically a small stick. But remember, size matter, that's why The Lord of The Ring is better than Harry Potter
Professor Chad, I would like to add a point: when an enemy is slain with a stick, who should appear?
Yes, that’s right, Death him/her/itself. And what does Death carry? A scythe! That’s right, The very device used to separate the soul from the body is yet another stick.
There’s more.
When a person is slain, what happens next? Which river must they traverse to reach the afterlife?
The Styx.
I consider my case to be at rest, and also a stick.
I read that with Shad's voice XD
Himself. Its himself.
I really want to be mad about this, but I just can't.
What is a case, but a large stick, hollowed out so it might carry objects? And when you attach a handle, what do you use? A stick.
@@rpow6861 I would say "itself" as death is a concept brought to life through images and no more therefore it really has no gender, but, do what pleases you, you aren't hurting nobody.
Having graduated with an Ivy League degree in history nearly two decades ago, and for many years described military history as the history of the sharp stick, this video hits hilariously and unironically close to home.
My grandfather, a WWII, Korea and Vietnam vet, used to say two militaries fighting the winner usually has the pointiest sticks or he can wield tree trunks. Tree trunks are, after all, just giant sticks. With a degree in History I am sure you covered Vietnam, and if you talk to many of that wars Veterans ther scariest weapons in the jungle were punji pits, sharp sticks in a pit, and various bamboo booby traps that metal detectors could find
Right there with you brother. 9 years in school, and he summed up all of human development and civilization pretty well.
I can already see the curriculum for the first term front of me:
* *Basics of Stickcraft*
* *Stick Sociology 101: Why Bigger Always Is Better*
* *Girthology*
* *Defense Against Mall Ninjas* , an accompanying course to:
* *Study of the Dark Weapons: From Nunchaku to the Double Headed Axe*
* *A History of Sticks: From Bare Branch to Craftsman Cane*
Well worth the tuition fee, I dare say.
I just got into trouble in the office for spitting out my coke over my desk reading this.
@@PrinceAlhorian Oh dear! I hope your keyboard's all right. :D
@@Jarecian It's ok, good thing my boss is a good sport and a Shad fan as well. Nothing some alcohol wipes and piper towels didn't fix.
A Stick in hand is worth more than two in chains.
Do they cover necessary wilderness survival tasks such as acquisition of a long girthy stick topped with large knob in Basics of Stickcraft? Or is there an elective or required course in later terms wherein the specifics of proper stick acquisition in survival situations are covered?
I REFUSE to believe this video was shot without people braking in laughter for hours... WE, by the power of the stick, DEMAND a bloopers video!
Observing the sheer number of cuts in this video vs what is typical for this channel, I would concur that you are not mis-STICK-en.
THE POWER OF THE STICK COMPELS YOU!
I wanna know how many takes this took to record.
i can imagine almost AVGN levels of bloopers
YES. I'm about falling out of my chair laughing, and I'm not even 3 minutes into it. This had to have taken many, many takes.
The theoretical Tungsten "Rod from God" basically involves just dropping a really big, heavy stick to unleash absolute devastation, possibly more effective than nukes.
One of the most dangerous weapons imagined, and it is simply... a stick
granted rock did kill dinos...
All hail the mighty stick!
ALL HAIL COBRA COMMANDER!
@@TheMhalpern Yes, but that rock was all but trying to emulate the Tungsten "Rod from God" effect, hurling itself from space in a ever accelerating motion of destruction. However, it did not have full success, birds and lizards are still around, and do you know why? Because it was not a Stick!
@@Do_High_Go Exactly! Had it been a stick, all life at the time would've been wiped out.
I knew there was a reason my Dog was always fetching me sticks. He knows whats up. The Ancient Alliance between humans and dogs is formidable.
I was questioning Professor Chad Looks knowledge on the subject but after seeing his credentials I am confident in saying he is the leading mind in the field of Stickology.
He knows everything there is about the ways of the stick.
It's pretty clear that Professor Chad Looks is 50% credentials and 50% speak softly and carry a big something I dunno the word escapes me.
I laughed out loud at this far more than I should have during business hours.
That's why we work from home right? :D
I know right. That burn at the beginning is the best. Shad made virgin joke at mall ninja video soooooo how does it feel now :)
nice
once again Shad reaffirms how and why sticks are timeless and forever viable weapons
If you get isekai'd into another world and wake up in the middle of a forest, who will be there for you? THE STICK.
When your blades dull, and your and your axe heads shatter, who is always a snapped branch away? THE STICK.
Reliable, durable, and easily accessible.
Do not mistake the proffesssor with that no name virgin/neckbeard/armchair youtuber!
Congratulations on having made a 90 second gag into a 15 min totem of stick puns and double entendres. Honestly, five minutes and I was absolutely certain that there was absolutely no way that this joke could be drawn on any further. Yes, your costume was that good I had honestly forgotten that it was you, a man incapable of making a statement in under 10 minutes.
That's his talent: waste as much of the time as possible, in a video that easily could be condensed to half the length of even shorter 😂
While I'm not a professor, I do have a bachelor degree in history and I can confirm that Shad M Brooks is an excellent source of information. I am especially impressed with his dedication and skill at researching new subjects.
I want to cut my toenails... NEVER!!!
I can't believe Prof. Looks forgot to mention the innate reverence anyone has towards sticks, that the very first way anyone represents the human figure is by the way of the stick-man
And what about the wheel... what is a wheel then a circle being held together by... sticks... and fire... fire was invented by the burning of said sticks...
@@Blizz3112 Also, a fire was made by rubbing two sticks together.
While the Shadcademic community acknowledges the importance of the stick, we must not forget the impact of the balls upon the effectiveness of all sticks. Indeed this video mentions the balls in the form of rocks, mace heads and round firearm projectiles, however it fails to pay its due respect to the balls. For the balls work stick in hand with the stick. From the most miniscule form of balls, like atoms, particles and dictator testicles (If we are to prove the existence of such a thing in the future), to the largest balls of the universe like the stars, nebulas, black holes, or indeed galaxies. From the beginning the balls followed the stick, as we all know. The big bang was a giant exploding ball and its shape is imprinted within the shape of our space to this day. In fact the gravity itself naturally forms balls. What would be a mace without a ball at the end of a stick and indeed the synergy of the stick and the balls is apparent in the flail. Whilst the separation of a stick by a flimsy cord leads to nothing but the disgrace of the mighty stick, ending a cord with a sizeable ball, or indeed a multitude of balls, leads to the creation of a far superior weapon than the abomination given as an example previously. The balls also have a huge impact on the future developments of stick and humankind, from the refining of rocks (balls) into metal, by beating it out of the rocks with a stick, which then allow us to make metal sticks, to the core of all things. It is self evident that all cores are balls, indeed from the first cells to the cores of nuclear reactors and the warheads in nuclear missiles, these massive balls always followed in two with the mighty stick. Let us not forget that just like all long hard and stiff things are sticks, so are all essentially round things just variations of balls. Thus the balls and the stick are inseparable transcendental concepts, which enhance each other whenever they manage to collide and form new things. Let us not forget that light spreads in all directions, therefore all radiation takes on the shape of balls and thus enlightenment and knowledge itself is inevitably tied to balls as well as the stick in the form of a quill or a pen.
I hope that the importance of the balls will not be left in the shadows (which can be round) and Shadiversity will properly enlighten us on the relations between the stick and the balls.
*expanding
big bang was a giant expansion of space and time, so it was a giant expanding ball
Sir You have raised a notable point about the prevalence of balls, however I do not believe the professor will agree. Balls and sticks are polar opposites in modern politics for what are woman if not men with two extra balls. I indeed many modern men believe that these people are my mightier than the stick welding people's. This sometimes leads to people who have both the stick and balls and who are we but mere peasants if we do not worship said individuals, even if some of these people have left such power currupt them. All hail the the might of the ball and stick.
I know I'd definitely tune in for a lesson about balls and even a separate lesson on sticks and balls!
Because let's not forget architecture, and what is a dome? If not, a glorious, mathematical, and structural symphony of sticks and balls?
What about the advantage of curvature inspired by various types of balls, and the defense of that curve when applied to a flattened ball... say a metal disk? For what is a circle? If not a flattened ball.
It sounds like a series to me
What is the optimal ball:stick ratio in your opinion?
fair enough
Other channels convinced me that the Nunchaku was a wonderful weapon so I tried applying the concepts to other facets of my life. I cut my car in half and tied the pieces together with a bit of rope. It turns out that my Nunchacar didn't work very well. As I looked closer there was a long spinning "drive" stick that connected the two halves that I seem to have damaged in the process. Thanks to Professor Chad I now understand that the truth is not in cutting useful things in half but rather we must embrace the stick!
Orbital tungsten rods are considered one of most proficient theoretical 'super-weapon'.... and those are just giant hyper-dense sticks in the orbit XD
Sticks are everyhere, uranium rods are stics, bulet are short sticks, rifles are stick that trows stics. Sticks are the most OP wepon that ever was.
@@smoczystrumien7908 Argh! No, no, no 😱 I can't unsee it!
Curse you, Chad!
- For you have cursed me!
Everywhere I look: Sticks!
BIG Sticks, small sticks, sticky sticks. Stick stick! Stick Stick stick. Stick stick? STICK!! stick sticks.
Stick....
What a crazy stick world we live in
This is genuinely one of my favorite videos on this site now. I originally thought this was some sort of intro skit to an in depth analysis, but instead, I watched a man in a good looking suit tell me that everyone I know is a bundle of sticks for 15 minutes. I couldn't be happier
and we all know whats slang for a bundle of sticks
@@danielhardman234 how dare you endanger the funniness of the joke.
@@johnfromtennessee2651 i believe that was the joke
@@danielhardman234 That's not slang; that's the actual English word. The slang is the more recent and disrespectful use of the word. Bundles of sticks everywhere are insulted! We lament this disgrace; for what revenge will sticks take upon us?
@@danielhardman234 I am hard for Daniel Hardman
I'm surprised no one has mentioned that the most famous japanese swordsman, Miyamoto Musashi defeated his greatest rival, Sasaki Kojiro, using a stick.
Apparently he turned one stick - a boatsman's oar - into another stick - a wooden sword.
Exactly! The most famous japanese swordsman literally defeated his rival, the ultimate katana-wielding samurai weeb, with a stick!
If Musashi, the man who quite literally wrote the book on katana-based combat, can prove to you that glorious nippon steel folded 10,000 times can still lose to a stick, then it's time to hang up the fedora.
Stick it to em prof. Chad.
or defeating a entiry clan, with a stick
That was his choice weapon for his first duel as well
Shad this has been your best video ever. I loved the moment when you said “don’t cut your stick” and then immediately did a jump cut because there’s no way you could say that without laughing and losing character.
who's Shad? this is clearly Chad lol
You're one of my favorite bundles of sticks on the internet, Shad.
Okay, we NEED a blooper reel because I can't imagine that these lines were easy to deliver straight-faced.
my first though "how many takes? 300? 3 Billion?
What are you talking about? It's clearly a serious rant, it was one take
Yeah i wonder how many attempts some of these lines took to stick
Agreed! Blooper reel, now.
Especially when roasting the team leader.
It absolutely hit me when you mentioned the glue stick, it is sticky! It all comes together now, mindblowing! Thank you for nearly sixteen minutes of pure joy, your humble bundle of sticks.
Professor Chad forgot to mention the internet. The internet, through which all human knowledge is shared, is a series of tubes. What are tubes, but sticks that have been hollowed out, so that information may flow through then to wherever it is needed.
The hammer and nail is another example of an upgraded stick designed to hold together sticks by using smaller metal sticks.
Though the early form of guns fired metal balls, they were loaded into the muzzle using sticks.
Sticks and stones but words will leave me with crippling depression. Therefore words are more harmful. Oh wait, speech over the internet is made of letters which are a bunch of words stuck together. I guess sticks and stones can break my bones and will leave me with crippling depression.
And what is a ball if not a very short stick?
Going even further back, what is a blowgun but a literal stick firing other literal sticks?
@@sidecharacter7165 You forget than once those words are uttered from your mouth, it needs to "stick" in their heads in order to do damage.
@@dredgewalker It seems more information will come if I stick around. I really do like this whole schtick about sticks. Be careful with other commenters or you may end up in a sticker situation however.
The the name of the river "Styx" was mistranslated, it was meant to be spelled "Sticks" but human laziness shortened it for convenience. The name originates from the devastating power of Sticks, that often brings death. Therefore we can safely say that Sticks are also the passageway to the Underworld!
Swearing by the Styx bound the gods, so we can see that sticks are more powerful than Zeus himself.
@@mindstalk that’s reasonable, I’ve received many beatings by sticks, but I’ve never been beaten by Zeus
Idek if this is a troll or not? 💀
shad has once again proven to me that my humor has not evolved since I was ten years old
"some people call them strings, but they're just sticks that move a lot"
my favorite quote
"Stick is good"
Truly words of wisdom of mankind ever utter
"Speak softly and carry a big stick. You will go far."
--- *Theodore Roosevelt*
"I love big sticks!"
--- Your mom
Well there's my problem
All these years I've been speaking bigly and carrying a soft stick.
All I can think is how the entire nunchuck community is currently cradling their crippled sticks saying "It's ok. He's wrong, he can't hurt you anymore." But deep down they know he is right.
So glad I saw editing signs.
There's no way this could be done in one take.
Not even Shad could keep that straight a face.
Sir Chad proves once again that the only thing superior to a stick like weapon is the stick.
Thank you, my fellow bundle of sticks.
Absolutely brilliant. Laughed so hard my wife was concerned I might have broken my stick.
Thats what she said
How does that make sense?
@@Likexner Don't be a "stick in the mud" :)
I couldn't think of anything better in between my tears of laughter and I know it doesn't make sense but it conveyed my mood at the time.
🤣
Usually when the wife comes in to see why you are laughing so hard they will figure you are doing nothin important and give you something else to do.
7:50 So this must be the guy who coined the term "dropping a log"
We must commend this man for his immense contributions to modern culture.
12:13 "this is essebtially a complex and sophisticatrd stick, and with it you can shoot many communist pedophiles" may be my new favorite definition for boomsticks
This is the first time I have heard of the Planck constant being proof of the "stick-ness" of the universe.
I am in awe.
I bet most people did not even get this joke XD
That was the best joke
The warder Hammar, discussing the greatest blademaster of all time: “During his lifetime, Jearom fought over ten thousand times, in battle and single combat. He was defeated once. By a farmer with a quarterstaff! Remember that. Remember what you just saw.”
First
What's this from?
@@jackbishop8610 Wheel of Time Series. Matrim Cauthon a character from the series was a villager who used the quarterstaff.
Excellent if long series, well worth the read. The TV series, however, mangled it.
@@sigeberhtmercia767 Yeah I should probably get with reading Wheel of Time. I will say tho that Dragons in Our Midst is a very underappreciated serious, along with its followups. It's the best Christian Fantasy I have ever read. Well also the only one but I love it.
One of only a couple times where Galad gets his butt kicked.
One of the great firearm's most notable nicknames is indeed the "boomstick"
I fell like most people completely missed the "bundle of sticks" joke 😂
Same, I'm going through the comments to see how many people caught it, but not sure how well known the old term for "bundle of sticks" is these days
@@jasoncramer6717
I can assure you, I got it
@@TheCloven Oh my god I can't believe I'm actually meeting you here! It's so weird to meet your heroes.
@@jasoncramer6717
We're no heroes, merely a bundle of sticks like any other bundle of sticks
Oh I got this, I so got this. James Corden a bundle of stiiiiicks. I lost it. OMG. He went there and it was amazing.
"This is essentially correct." Is such an underrated line.
When you think about it the pen writes on paper, and what is paper if not an unrolled stick? So the pen is mightier than the sword but only because the pen is a combination of two sticks that are not tied together with a short bit of rope.
Laughed way more than i expected. Amazing how one man can stick to the same topic this long....and hard. Would love to see the bloopers of this video so we too can stick around for longer.
"Theres an alternate universe where instead of kidney stones they have kidney sticks...its way worse."- Rhett Mclaughlin
I laughed so hard at this! I swear that Shad has risen to the comedic heights of Monty Python. The "bundle of sticks" bit was quite clever.
As it's a term that's not in common use any more, I was wondering how many other people would pick up on that joke. :)
@@MasterTMO Same here!
I came to say this, I'm am proud.
This is 2022, its hard to get away with saying that word with your life nowadays.
@@MasterTMO I only got it because he explained it in another of his videos and even used the same picture while doing it XD
I died at the "sticks that like to move a lot" line.
I lied, the bundle of sticks joke actually killed me. You clearly had a good time when writing this.
Lies can be hard. Just like sticks.
I'm starting to think he's been around Oz too much, that said he does have a point that the best "stick" is the one that can kill many communist peados.
in this video shad said the word "stick" 149 times. I counted this by drawing small sticks onto paper made out of sticks, using a pen, which indeed, is a stick. And these wery words that I am writing with my sticky fingers, what are these words, if not, just a bundle of sticks, thus the letters which I am using to express my words, are just small lines, or in other words, small sticks, being arranged and combined in different formations
Alright but how many times did he say "indeed"?
About halfway through, I was wondering, "but what about firearms?" when I immediately thought of the terms "thunderstick" and "boom stick". I'm glad to see that Professor Chad didn't forget firearms! (Although I wish he had remembered these terms.)
Having said that, let's not forget the criticism of one bear to the other, when the first called a gun a "thunderstick": "Thunderstick? That, my friend, is a Winchester 30.06 repeating rifle!"
Thirty aught stick
@@aedenwright1994 HAHAHAH
My program in college had a sophistry/BS competition once-Shad would’ve won hands down with this lecture! This was glorious, and of course completely correct.
Praise the Stick.
"Proclaim at the top of a building that you are a bundle of sticks."
Yeah, not going to fall for that one. Again.
To support this claim, in the Star Wars universe we see that the technologically advanced lightsaber is essentially just an extendable stick. Additionally, they can be used to deflect laser bolts, which are also in the shape of sticks. Turns out that Star Wars is just a bunch of movies about people fighting with sticks.
And for more recent evidence, Boba Fett’s deadliest weapon has proven to be that’s right, the Gaffi Stick
I am just amazed he could say all of that with a straight face.
The dedication to this joke is far exceeding that of any modern so-called "Comedian".
unbelievable ! how did Shad managed to keep straight face this whole time ?! I do hope we get more of this this is better than stand up comedy !
I was thinking that too.
There was a lot of jump cuts, so I would assume that he failed terribly at that.
How is this better than stand-up, when indeed, the Professor was standing up, the whole tiiiime.
I'm hoping for a blooper video on this.
Shad? This is CLEARLY professor Chad Looks. Proven by his big stick!
I had the privilege to be taught by Chad Looks in Stickology 101 about five years ago. He always brought with him a certain big and passionate energy to the lectures, and he had a way of making facts stick
Did he bring a stick to the lectures too to make sure his long and hard points stick?
He indeed radiates big stick energy
This is a masterpiece, once humanity sends another Voyager to the stars, this should and will be sticked to it to preach the cosmos of its fundamental element. The stick.
we require bloopers, i refuse to believe that you kept a straight face through the entire recording session
We now officially need a "Sticks!" variation of the "Swords!" T-shirt. Make it happen, I will pay good money.
Chad: “Would you be interested in joining my religion?”
All of us: “What religion is that?”
Chad: *Plays video*
All of us: “You had my curiosity, but now, you have my attention.”
What is the serpent obelisk but just another stick?
The hexagon might be the best-agon but even it is made out of 6 sticks
@@lenschwedt9646 hexagram too.
Prof. Chad was STICKING TO THE FACTS!
I know it's supposed to be ironic but it's kind of true. The two fundamental shapes in geometry is the line and the circumference. Any other can be reduced to a combination of these two. That essentially means our structure of reality is made of sticks and balls.
Balls are just sticks that have angled infinitely
Everyone is a bundle of sticks with some preference for balls.
And what is a ball if not a very short stick
You have uncovered the secret knowledge which we have been hiding away for ages. Lest you reveal it to the world, the society must have you dealt with.
Fantastic, a 15 minute stand up routine about stick-like weapons. I tip my hat to you Sir!
fanta-stick
@@boxofmadness2511 Oooh, an orange-flavor stick? Yes please!
One legend to another
oh.my.god. what an absolutely INSPIRING speech by prof. Chad Looks. i was utterly speechless and at awe when listening. So much wisdom and knowledge. and the way he delivers the knowledge are also fantastic, it really sticks in my brain!. i shall stick around to see more of your works. truly brilliant.
This was enlightening.
Among other realisations I can now see the fundamental shortcoming of contemporary real-time 3d graphics. For there are rendering engines that model a world build from triangles, and there are rendering engines that model a world build from cubes, but the fundamental component of any realistic simulation should be sticks. And not only in rigging for character animations. We will have simulations that are indistinguishable from reality once we have a mathematical model of the physics and the optics of sticks and someone writes a game engine that fundamentally implements nothing but those two things.
Have you noticed that there is no general stick emoji. There are many stick emoji, yes,
🏑🍡🍭🍢🕹️✏️🪡🗡️🚀🕯️🔋⛳
But there is none that represents the general concept of a stick. Why? Because it is so fundamental that it is impossible to represent it without representing anything more specific. The most basic characters that represent sticks («I», «1», «-») all have specific meanings assigned to them.
It is good to see that satire - as well as a healthy respect for sticks - is alive and well.
Wait till you see this video cited as hate speech. Satire is alive and well, but not despite and in spite of opposition - such satire has always been, and always will be.
“I have such big stick energy that my turds are essentially planks of wood”
Thank you professor Chad for my yearbook quote
I kid you not, I had a habit of jokingly referring to all kinds of spears and the narrower ends of [weaponised] mops & brooms as "Jabby Sticks" prior to this video
Now, I feel vindicated on a spiritual level
Also, out of mild curiosity, what are Prof. Chad's thoughts on the renowned *_Bashing Board?_*
(or "shields" as the common pleb might say)
My friends on Conan Exiles call them "stabby sticks".
The bashing board is a quite underrated weapon. Even Link has finally understood it's usefulness, as recorded by Dorkly
This was hilarious! Laughed out loud many times 🤣 Nice job Prof. Shad!
You never fail to amuse me mate this was hilarious, grab a big stick and go crazy. Keep up the great work Shad.
I have no doubt you play with your stick a lot.
I could not stop laughing at the amount of jokes and “*strong word*” usage
I hope this Professor sticks around.
I can't imagine how much work it took to make a 16min long master peice of content about playing with your stick this entertaining but you did a dang good job . The entire time I was watching I was genuinely loving it keep up the great work professor.
"It's true. I have so much big stick energy, my turds are essentially long planks of wood."
I'm dying. Best video Shad's ever made imo.
Well when he flashed his credentials I could tell this guy was serious...
"This is essentially a very complicated stick with which *click* you can shoot communist pedophiles" i died 😆 🤣 clearly this man is the irrefutable knowledge on sticks XD
Its an awesome reference to Kyle Rittenhouse haha, gave me a good chuckle that line.
I never realized how much sticks have contributed to mankind. Fore shoes were only invented so mankind could walk on the sacred stick with out injury. The entire safety industry was conceived to protect us from sticks, whether it be small splinter sticks that man gets in our finger tips or larger more dangerous sticks you have mentioned. Sticks must and will stick around.
*insert Kojima sticks and ropes cutscene*
Hi
Stick is just blunt force club at it's most basic
"I am NOT an armchair expert, because, as you can see, I am NOT sitting in an armchair." -Professor Chad
(all you other Chads out there take note; THIS is how you earn your credibility! With endorsements from experts!)
I feel that Shad has been pushed beyond his breaking point with this stick issue. But I’m sure that he will stick in there and stick to it, supported by all the bundles of sticks that surround him.
^ this ^ :)
The superior keyboards (using mechanical switches) have a shaft that transfers the energy from your finger into the keyboard. The superior keyboards are made from sticks.
computer circuitry is just a system of tiny metal sticks imprinted on silicon sticks
Shad's editor: "We have all these jokes that are wildly inappropriate, what do we do with them?"
Shad: "Put them all in one video, of course."
11:50 "All of human history has been recorded by the mighty stick", this claim has many truths on it.
When mankind first started to invent writting they started by using sticks to draw on the ground/sand. When humans started carving their words and monuments in rocks they did so using sharp sticks. Later, when papyrus and paper started being, the writting was done using long and thing sticks.
Human history started with the use of sticks as tools and weapons.
"No, you can’t just call everything a stick."
"Haha, stick go BONK!"
I have to admit that I had my doubts in the begining. But after watching your video I now also realize that the Stick is the ultimate weapon and tool.
Thank you Proffessor CHAD for this amazing lesson.
So you're saying your no longer a herestick. 🙃
@@BadgerBoah You win the internet for the day.
I cannot believe how Shad could have kept a straight face while talking about building mudhuts out of his own turds.
I'm shocked Oz and the others kept quiet for that and the whole video.
I loved this bit "This is essentially a very complex but sophisticated stick, and with it ... you can shoot many communist pedophiles."
This entire video is gold.
Damn Shad you are really rocking that suit. Keep up the gentleman of the Commonwealth look! Gentleman re-armed! The singlestick, the walking cane and the umbrella needs more attention.
Plus it really shows how much you have gotten in shape since your operation. I hope you fell as well as you seem.
@Albin Andersson Penguin from Batman: "Wa-wa-wa, clearly this guy gets it! Wa-wa-wa"
This is the best satire I've seen in a while with plenty of layered meanings (bundle of sticks being one).
Congratulations for having realised this magnificent work of art! I'm sure it'll stick in my mind for a while.
Yes, I know, sorry. I couldn't resist.
Satire?
He made this entire video to call his viewers a bundle of sticks
@@Roadrun98 Was he wrong though? If we band together we can form one mighty bundle of sticks indeed.
“The majority of people who do cut their stick end up regretting it greatly” oh lord Shad u may be cancelled
It's their choice becoming a lesser pile of sticks, they deserve being called out for abandoning the mighty stick
"Sticks that like to move a lot" LOL. Loved seeing you really let yourself go off. From one bundle to another, thanks! PEACE!!!
You know whats funny shad? I played a session of the original tomb of horrors with the original dnd system, and we beated the dungeon thanks to a 10 foot stick.
We literally used it to find traps, hidden doors, to fight, and it saved our frickin lives. And at the end i said to our dm that this stick would become of legend, the legendary mighty and holy stick of horrors, the one item that will bless the souls who wield it with enough power to kill even the most powerful and reality bending individuals.
Even in fiction, stick is best weapon and tool ever
praise the almighty stick
I lost it when he said “James Corden, you are a bundle of sticks.” Best line I have heard in awhile.
I love how he's calling everyone a "bundle of sticks" 😆 If you know what that means you too may be laughing.
Im not sure they know, but I, a stick, do know
I havent laughed out loud so much in a long time. While I wouldn't be able to stand a video like this over and over, every once in a while it is golden. And I'll have to say, I probably pressed the like button longer and harder than I have ever done on any of your brother's videos.
You know what else is long and hard? That's right, the stiiiiick.
Thank you deeply for opening up the nature of reality and the universe to me. I have pondered countless hours to come to the circle. Everything was circular...
But now I see that I was wrong. The shape of reality and all within it, is in fact... the stick.
I mean a circle is just an infinite number of sticks arranged in a certain way.
Thank you for the lesson professor Chad. I can't wait to join your class this semester!
The professor says he loves a good bundle of sticks. If you are lucky, he might show you his stick after class.
I love that you actually made a video on "The stick", also appreciate the costume, smarmy accent and green screen background, wasn't expecting such an awesome presentation compared to the usual, its a nice surprise and I love this new character, definitely got to see more of him in future haha. This is some high quality content, we now have a new meme, "The stick," well done, this may be one of your best videos ever, I wonder how many takes it took haha.
OMG Shad! Congrats a lot on losing weight! I understand how hard it can be and I'm so glad that you are fighting this! Healthier life is always for the best!
He lost weight because he had to archieve a form powerful, the form of the stick.
@@alejandrom. That's indeed true, because overweight people are in the form of a rocks, and rocks are inferior to sticks.