When logic is reversed: Medieval archery douche

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @shadiversity
    @shadiversity  4 года назад +1639

    Yes, this is SATIRE! a lighthearted follow up meant for a laugh, from this video: ruclips.net/video/mIxlNlHWFLM/видео.html&t
    Please keep in mind that I've literally had each one of these arguments made to me, unironically, to prove that shooting on the outside (right) of a medieval longbow does not work, and that the traditional way is the only proper method.
    Outside of disproving these arguments with logic, it's fun to see them reversed.

    • @digslicuanan3225
      @digslicuanan3225 4 года назад +125

      Treason! only court jesters have the authority to practice comedy in this realm! Know you're place soldier!
      Nice glasses by the way, the craftsmanship looks as if it was made in the 20th century.

    • @NBDYSPCL
      @NBDYSPCL 4 года назад +50

      But have you tried shooting with the bow upside down?

    • @BasedGod66
      @BasedGod66 4 года назад +11

      Are you going to do a mount&blade2 bannerlord series?

    • @digslicuanan3225
      @digslicuanan3225 4 года назад +5

      @@ironcladaussie3938 that's a seriously grave accusation you got there. Nonce as define by Google is a chomo.

    • @Dave_tda18
      @Dave_tda18 4 года назад +29

      Shad please, stop you are gonna laugh me to death with these videos! XD

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2737

    Shad fact: Shad's sarcasm and acting is on such a high level, some people are going to take this video
    seriously

    • @501Magnum
      @501Magnum 4 года назад +82

      I took it seriously for a embarrassingly long time until I realised that it was superb acting drenched in sweet sweet satire

    • @kingnightelf2256
      @kingnightelf2256 4 года назад +18

      Let them he made so many video's on this your never going get through to them

    • @Hartsock252
      @Hartsock252 4 года назад +6

      Sadly, I did....

    • @bow-tiedengineer4453
      @bow-tiedengineer4453 4 года назад +16

      there is no perceptible difference between extremism and satire.

    • @martinez206045
      @martinez206045 4 года назад +20

      @@501Magnum After the first minute and a half I was wondering what's wrong with Shad. I was convinced it was some kind of joke after he mentioned the Olympics and then he got asked from off camera if he tried shooting the other way :)))

  • @RyanFieldHuzzah
    @RyanFieldHuzzah 4 года назад +867

    When they won't listen to reason, let them listen to laughter.

    • @sarahreynolds1958
      @sarahreynolds1958 4 года назад +43

      You can't spell Slaughter without laughter.

    • @ventusvindictus
      @ventusvindictus 4 года назад +2

      Or just laugh at them!

    • @chrislaws4785
      @chrislaws4785 4 года назад +5

      When they wont listen to reason, let them listen to themselves.

    • @ventusvindictus
      @ventusvindictus 4 года назад +1

      Disney characters: When they don't listen to reason, let them listen to music

    • @markwynne725
      @markwynne725 4 года назад

      Ooh. I like that.

  • @HitodamaKyrie
    @HitodamaKyrie 4 года назад +1027

    "I am a medieval archer you can tell from my medieval clothing" *adjusts Velcro gloves*

    • @ermosazorius4279
      @ermosazorius4279 4 года назад +59

      Velcro was obviously an ancient Egyptian invention. How else could they get the ends of their corpse wrapping so neat and secure?

    • @givemeanameman1
      @givemeanameman1 4 года назад +17

      @@ermosazorius4279 I don't think Velcro is new, I got those damn star spiked prickles in my wool socks and they stuck together like velco so well I tore them apart and put them back together repeatedly in amazement at how much it was just like velco.
      Just need a wool jacket and collect some of those prickles and rub them in along the front and instant Velco wool jacket that could be made at any point in history.

    • @jimmybateman5014
      @jimmybateman5014 4 года назад +12

      @@givemeanameman1 fun fact, that's the inspiration for velcro

    • @danielmace406
      @danielmace406 4 года назад

      @@ermosazorius4279 brilliant hahaha

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 4 года назад

      SHAD ExpOseD

  • @samuelwhittington2939
    @samuelwhittington2939 4 года назад +554

    Shad fact: Shad is so strong, he doesn’t have to fire the bow, the arrow just runs away from him into the target.

    • @samuelwhittington2939
      @samuelwhittington2939 4 года назад +10

      Not with his hands, he throws them with his mind.

    • @thelumitgamingvids
      @thelumitgamingvids 4 года назад +5

      Not even 1% of his power level haha 😂

    • @batteredwarrior
      @batteredwarrior 4 года назад

      *Shoot the bow.

    • @samuelwhittington2939
      @samuelwhittington2939 4 года назад

      samuraikensai Literally the same thing. Both mean to discharge a weapon. 🙄 Please research before trying to correct someone. Please and thank you, good sir.

    • @batteredwarrior
      @batteredwarrior 4 года назад +1

      @@samuelwhittington2939 wrong. "Fire" is the term for discharging a firearm. "Shoot" is the term for discharging a bow. I am a trained archer, so what research do you need me to do again?

  • @AndrewBrownK
    @AndrewBrownK 4 года назад +518

    You’ve got “smug elitist trying to gently educate while actually being an arse” down perfectly

    • @fatim0nster
      @fatim0nster 4 года назад +8

      Check KnightSquire's HEMA douche, it's made in a similar style 😆

    • @thelordfosk
      @thelordfosk 4 года назад +10

      Right! Idk how he plays "asshole" so well. He made me hate him within the first 15 seconds. Genius. "I'm a medieval archer."

    • @jenniferschmitzer299
      @jenniferschmitzer299 4 года назад +1

      AJ Foskey reminds me of all those Lights standing over me in their weird wannabe sexy(?) way with slightly padded vests and those other rapier lot trying to be sexy standing still. they always need a jolly good allez to get going lol. whilst those drinking out of horns like nvg are laughing at us all ... lol. never been sca and hung with wanky archers.. nooooo.. this video is ... triggering.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thelordfosk
      @thelordfosk 4 года назад +1

      @@jenniferschmitzer299 Omg, who have you been around!? 😂🤣 Very apt description.

    • @jenniferschmitzer299
      @jenniferschmitzer299 4 года назад +2

      AJ Foskey Around, lol. pity i cant send you a pic of me from an eon ago playing with my catapult. pity it was all show and no go😭 but, if i ever made another one again, definitely more research in power and projection 😂😂

  • @peculiarcanine9443
    @peculiarcanine9443 4 года назад +348

    The passive agressiveness is strong with this one

  • @hellskarred
    @hellskarred 4 года назад +487

    That moment you realize Shad is so accustomed to articulate his thoughts he almost struggles to sound like a douche. Lol

    • @benturner1053
      @benturner1053 4 года назад +19

      Hell Skarred yeah you can tell he really struggled with being disingenuous haha

  • @shadfacts6465
    @shadfacts6465 4 года назад +719

    Shad Fact: Voldemort attempted to use the avada kedavra curse on Shad. For his insolence, Shad cursed him with the curse of prophecy, and a rhinectomy.

    • @Gregfrac
      @Gregfrac 4 года назад +19

      Wow! I’m learning so much about shad!
      Lmao that last part though😂

    • @virginiahansen320
      @virginiahansen320 4 года назад +42

      That only happened because Voldemort tried to curse by mounting the spell to the wrong side of the wand.

    • @Gregfrac
      @Gregfrac 4 года назад +5

      Virginia Hansen LMAO YES 🤣😂

    • @MasterChiefJLPS
      @MasterChiefJLPS 4 года назад +4

      I have been wondering what it was like for Shad on his visit to Anor Londo though?

    • @Lachrandir
      @Lachrandir 4 года назад +2

      ROFLMAO LITERALLY

  • @John73John
    @John73John 4 года назад +296

    "I'm a medieval archer. You should be able to tell, because I'm wearing medieval clothing. So I know what I'm talking about."
    "Just by what I'm wearing, I know more."
    Moments later: *Adjusts the Velcro on gloves*
    Man, if I didn't know it was satire, I'd be reporting you to that guy who does the videos on Crimes Against Medieval Realism... what's that guy's name? He seems really smart.

    • @crossbowboltlaunchers2456
      @crossbowboltlaunchers2456 4 года назад +2

      Good eye on that, if you (and only a few others) do not tell in the comments I would have not notice the velcro! He hides that almost perfectly

  • @gaiusmanus7959
    @gaiusmanus7959 4 года назад +119

    "WOOOW, I wasn't aiming for the other target" I lost it at that point

  • @FolgoreCZ
    @FolgoreCZ 4 года назад +583

    Oh boy.... There will be A LOT of people who wouldn't get the sarcasm.

    • @danielmattox8318
      @danielmattox8318 4 года назад +33

      Wait this was sarcastic

    • @Gregfrac
      @Gregfrac 4 года назад +6

      daniel mattox lmao of course

    • @nin2494
      @nin2494 4 года назад +9

      I literally just realised the way he was shooting and mimicking the douches was on the right side lmao. Ah, the irony surpasses my smol brain.

    • @spyrofrost9158
      @spyrofrost9158 4 года назад +10

      @Harold Slick Quill or nothing

    • @demoulius1529
      @demoulius1529 4 года назад

      Seems like theres 12 people who dident get it and disliked. Lulz

  • @hokardjo
    @hokardjo 4 года назад +494

    "Don't put the arrow on the left" well just turn the bow upside-down, duuuh !

    • @Cartoonicus
      @Cartoonicus 4 года назад +5

      Greatest comment ever. 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

    • @kj12351
      @kj12351 4 года назад +2

      Hahaha, this comment is gold!

    • @HerraTohtori
      @HerraTohtori 4 года назад +26

      But... he's already in Australia.

    • @MrRourk
      @MrRourk 4 года назад +1

      invert it

  • @Victor-MrinMoy
    @Victor-MrinMoy 4 года назад +827

    He's trying so hard not to laugh during the whole skit lol legendary performance shad

    • @Guderian2
      @Guderian2 4 года назад +9

      Indeed.
      I believe at the Next Oscars Shad needs to be nominated!

    • @Victor-MrinMoy
      @Victor-MrinMoy 4 года назад +4

      @@Guderian2 agreed good sir

    • @BasedGod66
      @BasedGod66 4 года назад +2

      @@Guderian2 agreed good sir!

    • @jorgeloredo100
      @jorgeloredo100 4 года назад +1

      @@BasedGod66 agreed good sir

    • @HistoricalWeapons
      @HistoricalWeapons 4 года назад +2

      just curious, I actually support Shad's technique. Is he making fun of me?

  • @Fantazy1028
    @Fantazy1028 4 года назад +140

    The best part is that he's actually using quotes from the elitists denying right-side shooting is possible/viable. Like word for word.

  • @issen2291
    @issen2291 4 года назад +222

    Can confirm. I've been doing left side archery (notice how left is literally the opposite of "right", as in, the opposite of "correct", by the way) for years and you won't really start noticing the injuries until they have been building up for a while. After I did it for exactly 3 years, 127 days and 3 and a half hours, my left forearm was sliced open by the string, my back developed hernias in 4 different discs and my left bollock (notice how it wasn't the right one) burst into flames.
    They're literally teaching people to harm themselves. This madness must come to an end.

    • @haydenleach677
      @haydenleach677 4 года назад +15

      Ok so the limit is 3 years 127 days 3 hours and 29 minutes?

    • @Schuhmiball
      @Schuhmiball 4 года назад +8

      @@haydenleach677 and 59 seconds

    • @discorddoge304
      @discorddoge304 Год назад

      @@Schuhmiball and 59 milliseconds

    • @soniablanche5672
      @soniablanche5672 Год назад

      @@discorddoge304 I think you mean 999 milliseconds

  • @AroundTheCampfire
    @AroundTheCampfire 4 года назад +420

    Sobbing at the missed opportunity for a "Chadiversity" or "Chad Brooks" joke in this video 😂

    • @ethanmurray5001
      @ethanmurray5001 4 года назад +17

      I put forth the motion that Chadiversity be a recurring evil alter ego for Shad who represents all the worst parts of the community

    • @sanemaniac7416
      @sanemaniac7416 4 года назад +2

      I feel like Chadiversity and Mooper would get along wonderfully.

  • @ssholum
    @ssholum 4 года назад +248

    "It's a pity, because it was a really good bulls-eye" -> pulls arrow from the bottom right of the target.
    I'm busting my gut here, Shad!

    • @chemputer
      @chemputer 4 года назад +10

      I just hate it when I get a bad bulls-eye.

  • @TheNetterRiese
    @TheNetterRiese 4 года назад +326

    Be honest, you were also looking in the comments to find those who didn't get the sarcasm.

    • @LynzArts
      @LynzArts 4 года назад +13

      no need to call me out like that

    • @kj12351
      @kj12351 4 года назад +3

      @@LynzArts HA small PP. wait a sec....... Oh, worng channel. My bad! lol

    • @colinmoore7460
      @colinmoore7460 4 года назад

      Ya got me!

    • @aleprechaun8972
      @aleprechaun8972 4 года назад

      It´s still worth a try!

    • @cgamejewels
      @cgamejewels 4 года назад

      you got me. 😂😂😂😂

  • @fookinaye8277
    @fookinaye8277 4 года назад +147

    ALL WRONG SHAD!!! A Bow is for beating people with.... the string is just for carrying it on your shoulder.

    • @77gravity
      @77gravity 3 года назад +11

      Correct, because it is a STICK, the mightiest of all weapons.

    • @audiotyresup
      @audiotyresup 3 года назад +5

      No, no, no. The string is there so you have a garrote.

    • @Crypt4l
      @Crypt4l 2 года назад

      Wrong, it's for thrusting! ruclips.net/video/12KjhJbHfUA/видео.html

  • @Kolvarg
    @Kolvarg 4 года назад +85

    "How long can you keep your sarcasm up?"
    Shad: Yes.

  • @bliblivion
    @bliblivion 4 года назад +593

    Shad your all argument fall appart, you missed one point: you are wearing glasses and such glasses didn't exist in the Middle Ages therfore we can not trust your opinion because you lack dedication to the properway of archery.

    • @Reginaldesq
      @Reginaldesq 4 года назад +40

      Yes and I hear he also uses modern inventions like toilet paper. PS, dont shake hands with reinactors

    • @sarahreynolds1958
      @sarahreynolds1958 4 года назад +24

      @@Reginaldesq "What the fuck is Toilet paper?" - Judge, Netflix Castlevania

    • @rollochairbreaker230
      @rollochairbreaker230 4 года назад +12

      Also he's speaking modern English!!!

    • @gydl1162
      @gydl1162 4 года назад +5

      Shame on him

    • @LinardsZ
      @LinardsZ 4 года назад +2

      HAHAHAHA

  • @guilhemhamard3118
    @guilhemhamard3118 4 года назад +225

    if someone had told me last year that I would be watching a youtube drama started over which side of the bow medieval archer were shooting on, I would have said it was a funny joke. Humans and cognitives bias are a weird thing

    • @内田ガネーシュ
      @内田ガネーシュ 4 года назад +6

      Expectation subverted!

    • @MrLeseras
      @MrLeseras 4 года назад +8

      I want to say same but pizza with pineapple has been a thing going strong for the last 5+ years

    • @plick645
      @plick645 4 года назад +13

      @@MrLeseras neither this video, nor your statement, in anyway validates the heathen practice of putting pineapple on pizza.

    • @TheDude-pr6ug
      @TheDude-pr6ug 4 года назад +5

      Pickel rick Just sayin add jalapeno peppers to that pineapple pizza and you will come to the dark side lol

    • @mitchellphillips9166
      @mitchellphillips9166 4 года назад +2

      Dogmatic belief runs deep

  • @infernaldisdain8051
    @infernaldisdain8051 4 года назад +321

    This video is so inaccurate. That's so obviously a 101 pound bow. You have to shoot on the left side only with 99.9 pound bows. Shadiversity doesn't know what he's talking about and is a hack. Disliked. Unsubscribed. Blocked. Banned. Reported. Disbarred.

    • @tigershark8867
      @tigershark8867 4 года назад +17

      Your comment is inaccurate as well, as you're actually supposed to shoot horizontally. This is clearly shown in the very educational source known as anime.

    • @greaterbread1456
      @greaterbread1456 4 года назад +3

      Encucumber

    • @pillager6190
      @pillager6190 4 года назад +6

      Wow! Even disbarred!? Didn't know Shad was a real live Bard...

    • @MrU4theChillWind
      @MrU4theChillWind 4 года назад +1

      @@tigershark8867 How many errors are in your reply? Let me count the ways... wait, that doesn't make sense. Now I'm confused. You're wrong. Just wrong.

    • @akaniotevanos9861
      @akaniotevanos9861 4 года назад +2

      REPORT HIM TOO MID-EVIL AUTHORITIES

  • @theskyrimplayer9854
    @theskyrimplayer9854 4 года назад +88

    My God! I never realized how wrong I was for shooting on the left... I could have been killed.

  • @TheEditingBard
    @TheEditingBard 4 года назад +81

    I think the golden comment that people missed here is when Shad is like, "It hit the forearm....I can take the pain, I nearly had my arm chopped off..."

    • @josephnebeker7976
      @josephnebeker7976 2 года назад +3

      Didn't miss it.
      That was my favorite line in the whole skit!

  • @dreddpiratebromando5953
    @dreddpiratebromando5953 4 года назад +346

    Can’t believe he didn’t go for the "my wife is a doctor" joke. He is a very humble man.

    • @Tennouseijin
      @Tennouseijin 4 года назад +26

      Compare it to Joerg of the slingshot channel. He's also a humble man, yet his wife is a doctor! No joke!

    • @ihavenocommonsensebut2008
      @ihavenocommonsensebut2008 4 года назад +6

      Kinda sounds like ben shapiro 😂👌

    • @BioHunter1990
      @BioHunter1990 4 года назад +3

      I have no common sense But that’s sorta the point. Though I think Ben is self-aware of the comment...he jabs himself with it often.

    • @96Assassine
      @96Assassine 4 года назад +7

      Tennouseijin if Joergs wife is a doctor that would explain why his devices still haven’t killed him...

    • @ihavenocommonsensebut2008
      @ihavenocommonsensebut2008 4 года назад

      M A so true😂👌

  • @timothyrehfeldt602
    @timothyrehfeldt602 4 года назад +253

    "So if you see them, you know what to do."
    That just killed me. I love that someone made a video actually sounding like the people who "criticise" them too.

    • @Micky_D_B
      @Micky_D_B 4 года назад +9

      Talk about crimes against midevil accuracy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HS-su3cf
    @HS-su3cf 4 года назад +107

    Mr. Brooks has not taken into account that he is shooting his bow on the southern hemisphere. This means shooting on the right side works. On the other hand, when in Europe, on the norther hemisphere, you have to shoot on the left side.

    • @jeremylittle839
      @jeremylittle839 4 года назад +17

      In medieval times, before the poles reversed, Europe was in the southern hemisphere and that's why it worked for them, the medieval artwork proves it categorically. The art depicting arrows on the left are obviously from post medieval pole reversed Europe.

    • @СтаниславАлексеенко-ч4ъ
      @СтаниславАлексеенко-ч4ъ 4 года назад +1

      LMFO:)))

    • @daniellarson757
      @daniellarson757 6 месяцев назад

      YES!

    • @Armored_Muskrat
      @Armored_Muskrat 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@СтаниславАлексеенко-ч4ъ "LMFO" = Laugh my foot off? :D

  • @IamMullet
    @IamMullet 4 года назад +51

    Instructions unclear
    I fired the bow instead of the arrow

  • @mattgoyette4965
    @mattgoyette4965 4 года назад +66

    We are all focusing on the comedy of this video that we fail to realize how much better you are drawing that 100 pound bow now. Cheers!

  • @carlbernard7615
    @carlbernard7615 4 года назад +311

    This really highlights how disingenuous a lot of people are. Much like South Park this stops being funny when your like, "Shit, people really are like that."

    • @tyraster8603
      @tyraster8603 4 года назад +8

      @@NamelessKing1597 Man, I really wanna know, too. Is he for real or is he just memeing??? I'm dying here!

    • @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106
      @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 4 года назад +6

      @@tyraster8603 its satire. Shad likes to do Mediterranean Grip with the arrow on the right side. This is a joke basically where Shad pretends to be the amgry commenters who say that it is impossible.

    • @Bluhbear
      @Bluhbear 4 года назад +12

      @@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 They want to know whether Morten Jacobsen is joking. We all know Shad is being silly. (I hope

    • @younes6532
      @younes6532 4 года назад

      @Carl Bernard Are you mad at the guy making the video or or the people he's talking about

    • @carlbernard7615
      @carlbernard7615 4 года назад +2

      @@Bluhbear from these comments I'm not sure they do. 😆

  • @stanbartsch1984
    @stanbartsch1984 4 года назад +440

    I know that here in America, artists are always confusing which side of the car to put the Driver on when they include cars in their paintings or sketches. I mean, they themselves aren't driving experts, and mainly just see other people drive, so little things like whether the cars have the steering wheel on the right or the left, or which side of the road people drive on get past them on a regular basis.....

    • @digslicuanan3225
      @digslicuanan3225 4 года назад +65

      that's why the steering wheel should be installed in the middle of the back seat. This prevents passengers from nagging throughout the trip.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 4 года назад +28

      @@digslicuanan3225 you just want to watch as the world burns, don't ya?
      ;)

    • @digslicuanan3225
      @digslicuanan3225 4 года назад +21

      @@SonsOfLorgar lol, well, you'll probably watch it with me after driving for a day with 3 backseat drivers.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 4 года назад +15

      @@digslicuanan3225 I work as a taxi driver... I'll bring the bbq meat if you bring the drinks ;)

    • @Felahliir
      @Felahliir 4 года назад +2

      Or, it's Britain

  • @jonathanpizano4018
    @jonathanpizano4018 4 года назад +134

    I almost lost it when he said "I strained my back so if you try it you're going to hurt yourself" ah the old "I can't do it so you can't either" argument lol

  • @Tonbizzle
    @Tonbizzle 4 года назад +35

    I'm so glad I saw this. I was training my dog to fire a bow, and he kept trying to use the wrong side. This may have saved his life and kept my dog insurance premiums manageable.
    He still insists on painting archers inaccurately, he just claims "artistic license" and keeps doing it though. Guess we can't win them all.

  • @justyngilliam4051
    @justyngilliam4051 4 года назад +168

    Don’t lie shad. The only reason you posted this was to brag that you could get the 100lb bow to full draw regularly now.

  • @powergaminggg8730
    @powergaminggg8730 4 года назад +311

    Should put "I've being doing archery for 60-70 years, with my Zen master who teach me this, he is living in a mountain and can levitate and such".
    Such things would put much more legitimacy on your claims. Works in 10 out of 10 videos !

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 4 года назад

      @Harold Slick He lives in this like opaque house, where the light does things; made from paint thinner bottles.

  • @supremeleaderchase7339
    @supremeleaderchase7339 4 года назад +206

    Shad fact: Shad was initially going to play legolas in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but was so immensely skilled at archery that Peter Jackson felt his abilities would be unbelievable to audiences.

    • @entropy11
      @entropy11 4 года назад +12

      He also refused to shave his mustache

    • @benholroyd5221
      @benholroyd5221 4 года назад +6

      Nah, it's antipodean racism. It's because Shad is Australian.

    • @henrybatten3315
      @henrybatten3315 4 года назад +4

      I thought it was because during the legolas climbs falling rock scene (ruclips.net/video/O4ZYzbKaVyQ/видео.html) he was so good at it that the actually flew.

  • @MrTNT49
    @MrTNT49 4 года назад +18

    I love that he took every opportunity he got to mention the poundage of his bow. What a legend

  • @NireFuster
    @NireFuster 4 года назад +53

    "I don't think I need to-- that, that proves it right there"
    You know it's way funnier considering people actually do that all the time
    He got to make fun of these people AND show how good of an archer he is too, I see this as an absolute win

  • @russianwaffle5836
    @russianwaffle5836 4 года назад +147

    Shad fact: shad's archery skills are so good that he can shoot his 100 lb bow with one hand behind his back.

    • @carlbernard7615
      @carlbernard7615 4 года назад +10

      😂lol
      Have you ever seen that lady that can shoot a bow using her feet, whilst doing an arched handstand. I would die if I saw Shad doing that. 😆

    • @DiZtheJedi
      @DiZtheJedi 4 года назад +3

      @@carlbernard7615 I literally had to replay the first minute of this video thanks to my laughter.

    • @carlbernard7615
      @carlbernard7615 4 года назад +2

      @@DiZtheJedi It was a great video, but I think it will just bring more trolls out in the long run. Good on him for standing up to the bullying tho.

  • @lokenontherange
    @lokenontherange 4 года назад +84

    Shad's plan to trigger r/badhistory is going well.

  • @schmickstien1177
    @schmickstien1177 4 года назад +25

    It's called the RIGHT side of the bow for a reason! Intellectual checkmate, kid.

  • @miken5448
    @miken5448 4 года назад +13

    Shoots low and too the right - "It's a shame you can't see it cause it was a such a good bullseye"
    XD I lost it Shad

  • @LadyBirdieBop
    @LadyBirdieBop 4 года назад +45

    “I’ve had my hand nearly chopped off and I handled it fine.” *THWACK* OMG PAIN
    Yes, that is also how I nearly lost my left hand. You gotta be so careful with this horrible draw method! Stop doing this to yourself!!

  • @martinthewarrior5016
    @martinthewarrior5016 4 года назад +238

    Cites historical artwork:
    Says that historical artwork cant be trusted unless it shows the correct way:
    The sarcasm is strong with this one bois

    • @alexanderflack566
      @alexanderflack566 4 года назад +4

      Part of the problem is that two out of three of the pieces of art that he shows are somewhat self-contradicting. Look at the form used by the archers in these two pieces:
      ruclips.net/video/yatlXmP-Edw/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/yatlXmP-Edw/видео.html
      In both of those, the archers are leaning into the bow and toward the target, something seen in archery techniques involving heavy draw weights literally all around the world:
      ruclips.net/video/UvGAYBMhbKY/видео.html
      Are you seeing the problem yet? Shad has failed to demonstrate correct posture, even though the correct posture is shown in his very own pieces of evidence, using his draw technique. Instead, he leans backwards, which puts the shoulder, elbow, and wrist joints in improper alignment. And like lifting heavy weights with your back rather than your knees, it's likely to cause injury in the long term, even if you think you can get away with it right now. His final source:
      ruclips.net/video/yatlXmP-Edw/видео.html
      Shows improper technique as well as other errors, such as how the bracers are worn by the archers in the picture, which make it look as though the artist had seen the equipment close up but was not especially familiar with how it was worn or used. For a comparison, imagine how many people in modern society know what a military rifle looks like, but have never actually seen one fired in person, much less observed how they are handled in a combat situation by professional soldiers. After some digging, it appears that this piece was German; keep in mind that archery was not nearly as widespread in Germany as it was in England, and that this was primarily a piece of religious art.

    • @Tepid24
      @Tepid24 4 года назад +24

      @@alexanderflack566 I can't tell if you're joking or if you actually are an absolute muppet.

    • @alexanderflack566
      @alexanderflack566 4 года назад +1

      @@Tepid24 I do love it when people jump straight to insults in leiu of an actual argument. Do you have any actual knowledge or experience in the subject, or new evidence to add, or are you just wasting everyone's time?

    • @shaynecarter-murray3127
      @shaynecarter-murray3127 4 года назад +23

      @@alexanderflack566 I think he was wondering whether you are trolling, or if you missed the sarcasm of the video and took it seriously

    • @alexanderflack566
      @alexanderflack566 4 года назад +1

      ​@@shaynecarter-murray3127 Neither. I've seen his actual arguments on this subject, and his reactions to criticism (deserved or undeserved) in the past, and I'm irritated that he's ignoring the very real concerns and arguments regarding the potential of his shooting form to cause injury with heavy draw weights in favor of throwing insults and generalizations at anyone who disagrees with him on this for any reason whatsoever.
      What makes it even worse is that I genuinely enjoyed and learned some things from a lot of his past content. He's just stumbled onto war archery, though, and doesn't even seem to have read anything about technique beyond different ways to grip the string, much less looked at the biomechanics of a proper draw in depth...yet all of his video titles on the subject read like the unholy offspring of clickbait and the Dunning-Kruger Effect. The bottom line is that I'm trying to help him avoid seriously injuring himself, and he's busy calling a significant portion of the archery community idiots without actually considering what they have to say.

  • @all5stars
    @all5stars 4 года назад +216

    What
    ... Did I just watch Shad shitposting for 18 minutes? 😂

    • @pRahvi0
      @pRahvi0 4 года назад +18

      I did and enjoyed every minute XD

    • @miketheskepticalone6285
      @miketheskepticalone6285 4 года назад +14

      AND IT WAS GLOOOORIOOOUUUS!!!

    • @Karlandra
      @Karlandra 4 года назад +7

      @@miketheskepticalone6285 I might just watch it again, only about 900 things on my watch later list....

  • @tussal2543
    @tussal2543 4 года назад +39

    16:40 is the perfect sumary.
    "The evidence you show me is wrong unless its evidence that supports my side of the Argument"

  • @spacedinosaur8733
    @spacedinosaur8733 4 года назад +19

    "Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere." - Albert Einstein

  • @innaphanta2865
    @innaphanta2865 4 года назад +11

    Artisanal troll hunting of the highest order. Volley after volley knocked and loosed with perfect adherence to character. Marvellous! May we never meet on a field of conflict good sir :)

  • @brendanblanks4438
    @brendanblanks4438 4 года назад +197

    I'm convinced. Shooting on the inside of the bow is "doubly dangerous," and even downright impossible...even though I just watched you do it two times. Yep. Can't be done! ;)

    • @RollAran
      @RollAran 4 года назад +11

      yea, if he does that 3 times maibe he'll be realy injured. A deadly art in deed.

    • @BluePhoenix_
      @BluePhoenix_ 4 года назад +6

      Nonono the ONLY way Shooting a bow is cleary upside down while swinging on a rope around your neck!
      Any other technique overstrains your cervix muscles so you can't take a crap in high age anymore!

  • @DrygdorDradgvork
    @DrygdorDradgvork 4 года назад +289

    Man, this guy should write a book or something.

    • @spyrofrost9158
      @spyrofrost9158 4 года назад +42

      With magic and the sun and fancy sky boats

    • @bow-tiedengineer4453
      @bow-tiedengineer4453 4 года назад +32

      @@spyrofrost9158 and accurate medieval swordplay, as well as a wonderfully designed setting...

    • @renard6012
      @renard6012 4 года назад +25

      That would sell...

  • @spyrofrost9158
    @spyrofrost9158 4 года назад +115

    Shitpostiversity. Everything out of this channel is always a gem.

  • @Scoobydoo-ju9ch
    @Scoobydoo-ju9ch 4 года назад +17

    Perfect logic Shad 10/10. And as someone who as basically never shot with a bow it looks so much more comfortable and so much easier to shoot on the right side.

  • @falsefight
    @falsefight 4 года назад +7

    I was at a Renaissance faire a while back and there was an archery booth/range. It was a slow time of day for them and I was the only one shooting. They almost gave me no instruction on how to shoot, so I took the opportunity to try a pinch grip and instinctive shooting from the hip. After a four shots, one of them noticed and told me to use the three finger grip, because it was dangerous to do anything even a tiny bit different from the orthodox style. I had the last arrow on the bow as they told me they needed me to shoot a certain way for insurance purposes. I looked at them dumbfounded for a second, before simply loosing my arrow at the target the way I wanted to and walking away

  • @MandaloreTheReclaimer
    @MandaloreTheReclaimer 4 года назад +59

    Wow this guy's got a bow and he's wearing medieval clothing he must know what he's talking about.

    • @lachy1709
      @lachy1709 4 года назад +6

      Andrew Hoop yeah but what poundage is the bow ?

    • @MandaloreTheReclaimer
      @MandaloreTheReclaimer 4 года назад +7

      @@lachy1709 100 pound bow he must be super strong as well.

    • @lachy1709
      @lachy1709 4 года назад +4

      Andrew Hoop did he measure it previously? He could just be saying that

    • @MandaloreTheReclaimer
      @MandaloreTheReclaimer 4 года назад +6

      @@lachy1709 yeah he did he showed a clip of it, he also set up a second camera so we could see how accurate he is, that's really thinking ahead.

    • @absolutepineapple4115
      @absolutepineapple4115 4 года назад +4

      @@MandaloreTheReclaimer seems like he's still a fraud...... unless........
      What does he know about Machiculations?

  • @benthomason3307
    @benthomason3307 4 года назад +177

    "I am a medieval archer." *SHAD CONFIRMED A TIME TRAVELER.*

    • @Karlandra
      @Karlandra 4 года назад +12

      No, just immortal/loong lived, no wonder he needs so many bedrooms in his dream house/castle.

    • @donflamingo795
      @donflamingo795 4 года назад

      Shad is a time lord

  • @SerpentKnight555
    @SerpentKnight555 4 года назад +260

    Guys he’s ignoring the important subject at hand what about dragons!?!?

    • @eh9618
      @eh9618 4 года назад +28

      and more importantly *MACHICOLATIONS!!*

    • @Darek_B52
      @Darek_B52 4 года назад +10

      @@eh9618 Clearly both of those are fantasy just like shooting on the right side of the bow!

    • @veronkrahss482
      @veronkrahss482 4 года назад +5

      They're hiding in his new castle

    • @genobreaker1054
      @genobreaker1054 4 года назад +5

      Dragons can't draw bows.

    • @daveseddon5227
      @daveseddon5227 4 года назад +3

      @@genobreaker1054 Have you ever seen one try?
      We need facts not biased opinions. 🐉🙃

  • @jjaros964
    @jjaros964 4 года назад +23

    "Ridiculous and stupid", and "just look at how I'm dressed" were my favorite arguments. Shad this was hilarious! I love how on point it is. HAHAHA

  • @ermosazorius4279
    @ermosazorius4279 4 года назад +10

    I can not even imagine how hard this was for you to do without busting out laughing.

  • @ethanrumley746
    @ethanrumley746 4 года назад +41

    "The injury is gonna build up" 😂😂 I love you Shad

  • @Pedantic_Brit
    @Pedantic_Brit 4 года назад +246

    This was great fun, not many people can bullshit for so long while being aware of it and not laughing

    • @demoulius1529
      @demoulius1529 4 года назад +11

      Yeah really taking the shitposting to the max here xD

    • @LinardsZ
      @LinardsZ 4 года назад +1

      Both ways are correct but this sarcasm is gold.

  • @holywaterbottle3175
    @holywaterbottle3175 4 года назад +63

    0:02 is where i knew this was parody.
    Shad never has to ask if you're turned on. He knows.

    • @andrasbiro3007
      @andrasbiro3007 4 года назад +7

      Yes, that gave it away instantly. But you have to be over the top with sarcasm, otherwise casual viewers won't get it.

    • @holywaterbottle3175
      @holywaterbottle3175 4 года назад +6

      @@andrasbiro3007 maby you didn't get my "turned on" joke.
      IT'S ABOUT SEX!!!
      Sorry for allcaps, you have to be direct or casuals wont get it.

    • @TelsMaviston
      @TelsMaviston 4 года назад

      @@holywaterbottle3175 The hammer is my penis.

  • @katenawolfenstein9468
    @katenawolfenstein9468 4 года назад +10

    *"Wow. I wasn't aiming for the other target."* That broke me

  • @cinder1980
    @cinder1980 4 года назад +49

    Everyone has these opinions that one side of the bow is better then the other. “Left side is better. Right side is better”
    My opinion: archery is cool.

  • @cashelmcelhatton6914
    @cashelmcelhatton6914 4 года назад +97

    At this point I believe this is just shads evil twin
    Chad

    • @markreynolds1436
      @markreynolds1436 4 года назад +2

      This should be a thing.

    • @climbscience4813
      @climbscience4813 4 года назад +2

      This should absolutely be a thing. I want to see Chadiversity!!!

    • @MagnumGreenPanther
      @MagnumGreenPanther 4 года назад

      ClimbScience bwahaha that has been my handle on the Discord server for years. Since the medieval period in fact

    • @diegodevars4618
      @diegodevars4618 4 года назад +1

      No, it's Shab, coming for revenge after Jazza miswrote his name!

    • @bcn1gh7h4wk
      @bcn1gh7h4wk 4 года назад

      Fad?

  • @vaclavjebavy5118
    @vaclavjebavy5118 4 года назад +61

    300 IQ logic:
    "If the art shows the correct method, it's correct, therefore it's accurate and we know that the method they show is 100% correct."

    • @ssholum
      @ssholum 4 года назад +11

      Galaxy brain.

    • @Flexsan
      @Flexsan 4 года назад +14

      " if the arts shows incorrect way, the artist were just ignorant." That was literally the arguments.

    • @vaclavjebavy5118
      @vaclavjebavy5118 4 года назад +13

      @@Flexsan If they show the incorrect way, we know they were ignorant and that is how we know they portrayed it wrong.

  • @haydrickwindhelm3665
    @haydrickwindhelm3665 4 года назад +105

    Me watch the first 10 sec: "I'm a medieval archer."- Okay...Weird way to start the video
    "People have been doing archery wrong."- Ohhhhh, this is a shitpost

  • @Faxeable
    @Faxeable 4 года назад +12

    Wanted to make a bad joke about the right way on the right side, until literally ten seconds later Shad makes the exact joke himself -.-

  • @Knut92
    @Knut92 4 года назад +6

    I usually put one arrow on every side, so I can shoot 2 arrows at the same time.

  • @rammenstein
    @rammenstein 4 года назад +115

    When someone says something is the 'only way', immediately disregard them.
    Also I love your sarcasm, it's great.

    • @CareerKnight
      @CareerKnight 4 года назад +2

      Breathing is the only way to keep living.

    • @xxmawe0xx573
      @xxmawe0xx573 4 года назад +4

      @@CareerKnight you can keep living for a while without breathing.

    • @alextercarrera584
      @alextercarrera584 4 года назад

      Am I the only one to find hilarious that Stannis Baratheon is yelling America **** yeah

  • @BetaraptorLP
    @BetaraptorLP 4 года назад +154

    Shad, honestly, I thought better of you. Like, really? Have you even done your research? It's you who's doing shooting on the left side of the bow wrong! Come on, use common sense! I mean, even I know this, and I've never held a bow in my life: In order to shoot on the left side, you absolutely have to HOLD THE BOW IN THE RIGHT HAND!!!
    ...for those who didn't get it, sarcasm obviously, like the whole video ;)

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 4 года назад +15

      He's even holding the sticks wrong! The feathers need to be pointed towards the object of aiming to increase accuracy!

    • @Nightwing9597
      @Nightwing9597 4 года назад +4

      Garret LeBuis Sticks!! XD

    • @RealButcher
      @RealButcher 4 года назад

      Well, if you're left handed it is.

    • @henrybatten3315
      @henrybatten3315 4 года назад +1

      Wait you hold the bow with your hands? Pffft... A true medieval archer holds the hand with their feet and shoots backwards whilst doing a handstand. (sarcasm intended.)

  • @bray2964
    @bray2964 4 года назад +84

    Ah I get it, it's Shad's evil twin: "Shade"

  • @BigOugh
    @BigOugh 4 года назад +12

    I was grinning like a bastard, god bless your soul Shad.

  • @JH-rt2un
    @JH-rt2un 4 года назад +29

    This had enough sarcasm in it to make a British man proud
    Now let's talk about this worthless archer called shad...

  • @darraghmcauliffe6713
    @darraghmcauliffe6713 4 года назад +51

    What are the chances someone is going to reply to this video by using the same arguments without realising the irony

  • @Czejenesku
    @Czejenesku 4 года назад +293

    Shad's long lost twin brother, ladies and gentleman. Evil Shad is his name, also known as The Douche. :)

    • @michaelsorensen7567
      @michaelsorensen7567 4 года назад +28

      ShaDouche!

    • @atrior7290
      @atrior7290 4 года назад +3

      Douche means shower in french.

    • @timwatz2948
      @timwatz2948 4 года назад +7

      No you mean Duce. Remember, this is the italian style of archery.

    • @bumpercoach
      @bumpercoach 4 года назад

      ShaaDoo

    • @Czejenesku
      @Czejenesku 4 года назад +1

      @@timwatz2948 He fooled me with his accent ;)

  • @lt.branwulfram4794
    @lt.branwulfram4794 4 года назад +72

    I'm British and this is very high level sarcasm, bruv. Top shelf shit (kisses fingers), you know? Kudos to you.

    • @jesperohlrich7090
      @jesperohlrich7090 4 года назад +1

      Yuuki Kuroutarou I want to give you a like, but you currently have 69 likes, and I don’t wanna be the one to ruin that. Btw did you know that 69% of people can see something dirty in most RUclips posts? ;)

    • @lt.branwulfram4794
      @lt.branwulfram4794 4 года назад

      Jesper Ohlrich the more you know.

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt 4 года назад +6

    P1: "I did not insult him!"
    P2: "You told him he's an idiot!"
    P1: "Yes. I just revealed the reality of his intellect to him!"
    Gotta use that sometime.

  • @Ace-Lee
    @Ace-Lee 4 года назад +3

    Honestly Shad, how did you keep a straight face through this? I was giggling my rear end off. Thank you.
    The fact that you were ripping apart (most of) the method I use for archery just made it that much funnier.
    You are an absolute gem and should do more of these. 💜

  • @Philbrush
    @Philbrush 4 года назад +68

    I think the whole debate is getting out of hand. Everyone knows real medieval war bows had holes drilled in the middle of the bow shaft to allow the arrow to be shot right down the middle. And of course the medieval artists didn’t know anything about archery to depict the arrow hole...they did pictures with arrow on either side like some kind of moron...like they hadn’t seen a bow in real life, and just looked up bad examples on google images.

  • @CaronDriel
    @CaronDriel 4 года назад +45

    This just doesn't even sound like satire because it's too accurate.

  • @iamwhatitoture
    @iamwhatitoture 4 года назад +48

    I love how your whole presentation is completely different. It really makes the whole thing 10 times better
    And if anyone doesn't get the sarcasm they should reread the goddamn title.

  • @GarenBot
    @GarenBot 4 года назад +20

    This "I-know-it-better-than-everyone-else-no-matter-what-the-facts-dictate"-attitude he manages to pull off is hilarious.

  • @dominuspopuli
    @dominuspopuli 4 года назад +4

    I laughed so hard I nearly tripped over the sarcasm. Brilliant Shad!

  • @davidsavage4977
    @davidsavage4977 4 года назад +140

    Fun game,
    Take a drink everytime he says "I know what I'm talking about" or "100lb bow"

    • @demoulius1529
      @demoulius1529 4 года назад +11

      I dont wanna die from alcohol poisoning...

    • @Zarkanto
      @Zarkanto 4 года назад +3

      trying it now XD

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 4 года назад +2

      Arrofgkkv yu good?hahaaaha *hic*

    • @Zarkanto
      @Zarkanto 4 года назад +1

      ok first half got me drunk but then it gives you a short break unless you coun "70lb bow" XD

    • @biohazard724
      @biohazard724 4 года назад +3

      Joke's on you I drank water and feel great!

  • @bk_______
    @bk_______ 4 года назад +162

    I wonder how many people who will actually take this seriously, and not understand that it is a joke lol.

    • @queenbloxar
      @queenbloxar 4 года назад +4

      execute like 66

    • @zooning-6843
      @zooning-6843 4 года назад +5

      Viljar Bore Kaasa with his delivery... no doubt a lot of people, I mean what he’s saying is obviously a joke, but he says ìt like he means ìt.

    • @HistoricalWeapons
      @HistoricalWeapons 4 года назад +1

      Thx

    • @lebanc571
      @lebanc571 4 года назад +3

      Took me a while to get it, but I don't know the story behind the creation of this video. I was like "why is he so triggered? Do I need to go look at my bow? " then the bit about the art came and then I realized. He definitely did sarcasm right.

    • @bk_______
      @bk_______ 4 года назад +4

      lebanc571 the context behind this video is that Shad has made some videos about historically archery and that they shot the bow on the right side. After he made these he got so much backlash from the archery community and they where making the exact arguments portrayed in this video. He is just visualizing the stupidity of these people.

  • @RaptorianxdReviews
    @RaptorianxdReviews 4 года назад +49

    The injury argument is the one that really grinds my gears.
    "We don't have a long enough test period to prove it won't hurt people."
    Oh, if only we had hundreds of years of history proving people did it...

    • @RaptorianxdReviews
      @RaptorianxdReviews 4 года назад +15

      @@mortenjacobsen5673 If the chance of injury worries you, then you might as well not do it at all. You can get hurt doing anything. The point is that shooting on the left or the right have both been done for hundreds of years, and both have the same chance of injury, so it should not be used to dismiss Shads archery.

  • @beeestuff9819
    @beeestuff9819 4 года назад +15

    did you ever consider becoming an actor?
    stayed in character beautifully!

  • @ethanaterx5046
    @ethanaterx5046 4 года назад +19

    I had no idea that this was controversial in the archery community before I saw Shad's videos on this. This argument is just as, if not more, ridiculous that the AR vs AK or Modern vs Historical arguments in the firearms community.

    • @jediknight1294
      @jediknight1294 Год назад

      The ar vs ak has at least some interesting doctrine discussion the archeyy one is just garbage

  • @troo_6656
    @troo_6656 4 года назад +180

    I can't believe that this style of argumet was made against someone using facts and tests and logic ... Oh wait
    But seriously I apritiate your sarcasm Shad.

    • @troo_6656
      @troo_6656 4 года назад

      @ I was not here at the time but I rewatched the videos about a year ago.

  • @stannisthemannis8694
    @stannisthemannis8694 4 года назад +14

    Thanks for this video, my grandad was a longbow archer in the 100 years war and shot from the left side, he's died from scurvy 3 days later. 100% connected anyone who disagrees isn't a true historian

  • @DragonGunzDorian
    @DragonGunzDorian 4 года назад +106

    Hi shad, I know this isn't related to the video, but I wanted to take a moment to say something. I realised recently it's now been over a year since I first found your channel and I wanted to say thank you, thanks to your videos I've learned a lot and have gotten a lot of good entertainment as well. Have a good day dude!

  • @pcplayer9613
    @pcplayer9613 4 года назад +5

    I couldn't stop smiling as I watched you go through this routine. This is why I respect you Shad. You are willing to put something like this out on RUclips as a joke, no matter what people will think. Also because you went all the way and made it a full length video. I would have been laughing a minute into this if I tried. Stay Awesome mate.

  • @Calebgoblin
    @Calebgoblin 4 года назад +2

    Honestly watching this and not knowing the context kind of stress fractured my brain

  • @jellevanbreugel325
    @jellevanbreugel325 4 года назад +32

    Judging solely by the attire this fine and dapper gentleman is wearing, I can tell he is absolutely correct and would never lie to us. :D

  • @3nichols
    @3nichols 4 года назад +46

    The sarcasm is so strong my back hurts.... or is it because I was shooting my bow Mediterranean?

  • @tlozfreak888
    @tlozfreak888 4 года назад +41

    "I'm wearing medieval clothing, so I know what I'm talking about"

    • @ncrawford5673
      @ncrawford5673 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, I wear medieval knights armor all the time so I also know what I'm talking about

    • @SailingSoWhat
      @SailingSoWhat 4 года назад

      I especially like the original medieval velcro gloves

  • @KevinLopez-vd9uf
    @KevinLopez-vd9uf 4 года назад +2

    You fooled me so hard btw hahahahahaha. Luckly I still remembering the video you made about the Mediterranead draw and how you said you where shooting since 8 at left side of the bow. I feel like a dumb XD

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 4 года назад +14

    My god the keyboard Robin Hoods have really gotten to Shad lately. Though if it means funny videos like this I see it as an absolute win.