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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @determinationincarnation
    @determinationincarnation 7 месяцев назад +456

    Welcome back, senator armstrong.

    • @iszaza
      @iszaza 23 дня назад +7

      santa armstrong

    • @lord_michael
      @lord_michael 8 дней назад +2

      Santa Airstrong

  • @icantfindaname2130
    @icantfindaname2130 2 года назад +1384

    "how are you not dying"
    "Air machine son"

    • @sammas6434
      @sammas6434 6 месяцев назад +43

      Its response to carbon dioxide!

    • @bruhgaming8883
      @bruhgaming8883 Месяц назад +7

      “You can’t hurt me Jack.”

    • @SnazzyMaster
      @SnazzyMaster 5 дней назад +1

      Don’t fuck with this saint

  • @kingbidoof7619
    @kingbidoof7619 2 года назад +11992

    "why won't you die"
    "Christmas spirit, son. It hardens in response to naughty children. You can't hurt me Jack"

    • @Marco-vn1db
      @Marco-vn1db 2 года назад +199

      Jahahahhahah

    • @Buck3t567
      @Buck3t567 2 года назад +439

      *proceeds to punch him with all his might*
      WHAT DID I JUST SAY

    • @Sun_Disciple456
      @Sun_Disciple456 2 года назад +398

      Making the mother of all Christmas cookies can’t fret over every egg

    • @riolusanchez
      @riolusanchez 2 года назад +273

      hardens in response to children???

    • @kingbidoof7619
      @kingbidoof7619 2 года назад +187

      @@riolusanchez I knew I would get. Response Like this but shocked that it took this long

  • @butterflyenjoyer230
    @butterflyenjoyer230 2 года назад +935

    "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL PRESENTS HERE JACK! CANT FRET OVER EVERY NAUGHTY CHILD!"

  • @pedrojuan8050
    @pedrojuan8050 2 года назад +3427

    Boy acting gangsta until the Santa doll says :
    "Alright, my turn!"

  • @JRH9468
    @JRH9468 2 года назад +211

    "kids are cruel, Jack, and I'm very in touch with my inner child"

  • @FaustusSeven
    @FaustusSeven 2 года назад +7355

    Strongest santa denier vs weakest christmas enjoyer

  • @KazeVersa
    @KazeVersa 2 года назад +83

    This kid is not getting any presents for Xmas, but it was worth it.

  • @Drewttx
    @Drewttx 2 года назад +3405

    “COAL JACK! IT RESPONDS TO BAD CHILDREN!”

    • @lcplaystuffsonline3200
      @lcplaystuffsonline3200 2 года назад +26

      underrated comment here

    • @tofuman2439
      @tofuman2439 2 года назад +86

      “You won’t get any gifts, Jack”

    • @spamtong.spamton1987
      @spamtong.spamton1987 2 года назад +31

      @@tofuman2439 "that because you'll be in the hospital."

    • @dustirlmp2279
      @dustirlmp2279 2 года назад +19

      Making the father of all kids jack, can’t ship every present

    • @SwagTinCommander
      @SwagTinCommander 2 года назад

      @@tofuman2439 "now jack off jack" -santanor Stronk arm

  • @Fms_43procent
    @Fms_43procent 10 месяцев назад +33

    Air, son! He shrinks and swells when someone try to damage me.

    • @SW12234
      @SW12234 3 месяца назад +1

      LOL

  • @greyknight9621
    @greyknight9621 2 года назад +1702

    I like how he charged up his first punch like a smash attack

    • @gagepolley2577
      @gagepolley2577 2 года назад +37

      Its okay friend, I understand

    • @carlclementcosep8654
      @carlclementcosep8654 2 года назад +141

      Dk neutral special

    • @ArjunTheRageGuy
      @ArjunTheRageGuy 2 года назад +67

      Yah, I remember doing that same thing when I was a kid. Spinning one of my arms for a strong punch.

    • @redknight6190
      @redknight6190 2 года назад +15

      Yeah it was his super

    • @andrewdenniskam2
      @andrewdenniskam2 Год назад +17

      And the fury of punches are his jabs

  • @tibbytibbs8412
    @tibbytibbs8412 2 года назад +141

    that Santa is about to make the mother of all omlets

  • @gimersh
    @gimersh 2 года назад +2163

    Making the mother of all presents, Jack. Can't fred about every toy!

    • @dustirlmp2279
      @dustirlmp2279 2 года назад +60

      Not when you’re purging the naughty right?

    • @dynomite9524
      @dynomite9524 2 года назад +60

      What do you know about being naughty? You were never given coal, struggling to get an Xbox for christmas!

    • @mtmq8137
      @mtmq8137 11 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@dynomite9524-But you did get that xbox! Through sheer force of will, following YOUR OWN sets of morals!
      With your own two hands, you were able to hold the controller!

    • @pak_III
      @pak_III 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@mtmq8137and now im going to take yours

    • @DivineAdversity777
      @DivineAdversity777 9 месяцев назад +1

      This comment chain sent me 🤣😂

  • @slimewipe
    @slimewipe 2 года назад +41

    “Making the mother of all naughty lists, Jack. Cant fret over every kid.”

  • @goofyah153
    @goofyah153 2 года назад +326

    Amber heard: ”It wasnt a punch i just hit you!”
    The hit:

  • @BigSmartCo.
    @BigSmartCo. 2 года назад +54

    We're making a mother of all Christmases here jack, can't fret over every lump of coal.

    • @SW12234
      @SW12234 3 месяца назад +1

      LOL

  • @rebeccadavis3185
    @rebeccadavis3185 2 года назад +575

    Darn that kid has fast arms

    • @viktoriyagereluk8463
      @viktoriyagereluk8463 2 года назад +22

      I think it's sped up because you can see as the lights flash faster when he starts beating up Santa than before.

    • @berserker706
      @berserker706 2 года назад +67

      @@viktoriyagereluk8463 oh really??!?!!! I didn't know that, I'm 100% sure that nobody knew that at all either. THANKS SHERLOCK 👍

    • @Some_Electric_Boi
      @Some_Electric_Boi 2 года назад +17

      @@viktoriyagereluk8463 The joke flew completely over your head

    • @rogeliojaimes121
      @rogeliojaimes121 2 года назад +10

      @@viktoriyagereluk8463 Damn bro I legit thought that kid was punching faster than light thanks for explaining it I can sleep easier now

    • @proplayergamingyt9718
      @proplayergamingyt9718 2 года назад +3

      @@viktoriyagereluk8463 yes bro it is

  • @ChesterManfred
    @ChesterManfred 2 года назад +24

    *The funniest part is how he misses that combo chain*

  • @bobbyfirmansyah8580
    @bobbyfirmansyah8580 2 года назад +534

    "Been working in Toy Factory Jack.."
    "Yeah.. at some Chineese low quality toy factory"
    "Could gone premium quality, but too many goodboy to give gift too,,"

    • @EternallyDoomed
      @EternallyDoomed 2 года назад +11

      Should’ve inserted “try toys r us” in the middle between the china sentence and the premium one lol

    • @cheesentman1515
      @cheesentman1515 2 года назад +12

      DONT FUCK WITH THIS HOLIDAY

    • @thechosenone7400
      @thechosenone7400 Год назад +10

      “I’m not one of those naughty people”
      “I could break the elf’s in two, WITH MY BARE HANDS”

  • @alecto2877
    @alecto2877 11 месяцев назад +16

    "You didn't bring me my gift, damn old man."

  • @moonsteel4096
    @moonsteel4096 2 года назад +264

    He put santa on the naughty list

  • @ananousous
    @ananousous 2 года назад +28

    "Making the mother of all deliveries, Jack! Can't fret over every present"

  • @DynoSkrimisher
    @DynoSkrimisher 2 года назад +202

    I love his wind up

    • @Kokowomee
      @Kokowomee 2 года назад

      “Fuck American pride, fuck the media!”

    • @neighborx7851
      @neighborx7851 2 года назад +18

      He charged that thing up

    • @spastickid218
      @spastickid218 2 года назад +18

      Yo my boy hit him with the Donkey Kong Neutral Special.

    • @SonicHedgehog1991
      @SonicHedgehog1991 2 года назад +6

      He got a good right hook.

    • @valkerz
      @valkerz 2 года назад +3

      Bro charged up a attack

  • @basil_726
    @basil_726 Год назад +12

    "Kids are cruel, jack! "

  • @_Lodii
    @_Lodii 2 года назад +122

    I like how he loaded that punch

    • @crowreaper9393
      @crowreaper9393 2 года назад +12

      Dat windup tho

    • @MessmanRR
      @MessmanRR 8 месяцев назад +1

      funny how armstrong does that in mgr too!

  • @joaohenriquealbuquerquedas3541
    @joaohenriquealbuquerquedas3541 2 года назад +16

    "Air balloon, son. It inflates in response to air. You can't defeat me, Jack!"

    • @diogamest3545
      @diogamest3545 3 месяца назад

      Two years late but I'm surprised you didn't say "you can't deflate me"

  • @thederpyhenchmen2946
    @thederpyhenchmen2946 2 года назад +34

    *Nanomachines, Son*

  • @Doom-vz9mm
    @Doom-vz9mm 4 месяца назад +22

    Knew that this was gonna be a metal gear meme when I clicked on it

  • @cyberkhu7949
    @cyberkhu7949 2 года назад +124

    I am so proud of you,son.
    -Armstrong

  • @Keishyy_y
    @Keishyy_y 2 года назад +10

    kid: gets coal
    Santa: Oh hey Jack-
    STANDING HERE I REALIZE.

  • @dafurious6457
    @dafurious6457 2 года назад +27

    “Making the mother of all omelets here, Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!”

  • @eve_melody
    @eve_melody 2 года назад +10

    "Making the mother of all holidays here, Jack! Can't fret over every gift!"

  • @GATOS11116
    @GATOS11116 2 года назад +57

    YAAAAAAA, *punches santa* STANDING HERE I REALIZE

  • @egeergin7836
    @egeergin7836 2 года назад +8

    "Elfs,son. It hardens in response to the presents. You can't hurt me jack"

  • @aidensavickas9227
    @aidensavickas9227 2 года назад +1060

    POV: Santa gave him coal when he was a good boy the whole year.
    Edit: holy heck that’s a lot of likes, thanks guys.

  • @warett
    @warett Год назад +2

    He just knew that Santa doesn't exist

  • @lloydtck9515
    @lloydtck9515 2 года назад +17

    Santa’s gonna be afraid of going by that kid’s house on Christmas night 😂

    • @Trailer1_game
      @Trailer1_game 8 месяцев назад +4

      bro the kid strongest hero 🤣

  • @evilcrucian8989
    @evilcrucian8989 2 года назад +7

    "Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack, and I'm very in touch with my inner child"

  • @chicken4699
    @chicken4699 2 года назад +8

    The kid just wanted a toy car
    Now he is about to turn into a stand

  • @AndresChristian
    @AndresChristian 2 года назад +5

    "Making a mother of all naughty list kids can't fret over every coal"

  • @zombifiedpariah7392
    @zombifiedpariah7392 2 года назад +8

    The way he winds his arm up first though 😂

  • @Scout71
    @Scout71 9 месяцев назад +2

    Santa after realizing hes in a prison instead of a house

  • @Name1person
    @Name1person 2 года назад +7

    The wind up 💀

  • @kamenriderfaiz5555
    @kamenriderfaiz5555 2 года назад +10

    "AAAAAAA" the warcry of a legend

  • @Nikkothequokka
    @Nikkothequokka 2 года назад +18

    The kid really went (D)oraoraora mode

  • @firedragon55
    @firedragon55 2 месяца назад +2

    He even did that
    “BUCK ALL OF IT!” Swing

  • @TheProto-qu6cw
    @TheProto-qu6cw 5 месяцев назад +4

    In years time when this kid is 15 someone needs to show this to him

  • @literallyjimmy_7
    @literallyjimmy_7 2 года назад +3

    santa didn’t give him

  • @ボンレスハム-g1b
    @ボンレスハム-g1b 2 года назад +4

    アームストロングサンタ終始ボコボコにされてるの面白すぎる

  • @prjectgencide8995
    @prjectgencide8995 Год назад +3

    Bro that kid going in the naughty list quicker than the speed of sound💀

  • @axotolss3919
    @axotolss3919 2 года назад +6

    *Making the mother of all presents here boy, can’t fret over wrap*

  • @dynamic-88
    @dynamic-88 2 года назад +5

    Jack: do I have a love child I don't know about?

  • @Markm8
    @Markm8 2 года назад +3

    I can confirm the wind up dose add dammage, knocked a kid out when i was in elementary with that

  • @Barry_the_npc
    @Barry_the_npc 11 месяцев назад +1

    Kids are cruel Jack and I'm in touch with my inner child
    -sundowner

  • @tim_the_breather
    @tim_the_breather 2 года назад +5

    Its so funny when he was charging up an attack before he started rapidly punching the YAAAAAA caught me offguard

  • @Firestone_22
    @Firestone_22 2 года назад +2

    Me when my mom says I can’t have any more Mountain Dew

  • @Earth28291
    @Earth28291 2 года назад +3

    “WHY WONT YOU GIVE ME PRESENTS?!” “You were a naughty boy son. Can’t fret over being naughty”

  • @ValentineEditz
    @ValentineEditz 2 года назад +1

    We are making the mother of all omletese jack can’t fret over every egg

  • @seermayton-el3488
    @seermayton-el3488 2 года назад +5

    We're making the mother of all presents here Jack! Can't fret over every bowtie!

  • @kiyahj431
    @kiyahj431 7 месяцев назад +1

    POV:when kids don’t get what they want for Christmas💀💀💀💀💀

  • @konodioda884
    @konodioda884 2 года назад +6

    “If coal is what i get then you my good sir get death…”
    -the kid probably

  • @pierogm27-delta
    @pierogm27-delta Месяц назад +1

    the kid: WHY DO YOU DONT GIVE ME MY GIFT
    Santa: Black list son!

  • @supershotgun5300
    @supershotgun5300 2 года назад +3

    THE MEMES JACK THEY MAKE US IMMORTAL

  • @angelgaspi4774
    @angelgaspi4774 8 месяцев назад +1

    When you don't getting a Christmas gift
    The kid: SANTA GIVE ME THE GIFT 👿

  • @YourLocalYter
    @YourLocalYter 2 года назад +175

    "L- Listen Jimmy! I can explain!"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    "Please Jimmy it was a non-negotiable, you were a ba-"
    "JIMMY FUCK OW AAAAAAAA SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE! FUUUU-"

  • @jb_jam6444
    @jb_jam6444 2 года назад +1

    the build up for that first punch tho

  • @Domitonk
    @Domitonk 2 года назад +7

    Pov me and my brother in 4am:

  • @nassimkalai7274
    @nassimkalai7274 10 месяцев назад +1

    when you don't give a kid christmas gift:

  • @vani_201m9
    @vani_201m9 2 года назад +4

    That beat bro oh my god

  • @xelgata
    @xelgata 2 года назад +2

    that kids got the stamina of a full bred race horse

  • @Spagetness
    @Spagetness 2 года назад +3

    Santa: “Beat it kid you’ll never get off the naughty list”
    Kid: “ Oh yeah, we’ll see about that” *insert punches*

  • @TheMightyKite
    @TheMightyKite Год назад +1

    “Like the good ole days after Black Friday!.”

  • @lilshib7646
    @lilshib7646 2 года назад +27

    We’ve all beaten up a blow up doll as a kid and acted like we just killed some evil super villain or won a wrestling match like come on

    • @rogeliojaimes121
      @rogeliojaimes121 2 года назад +1

      Come on what? You think we bullying the kid? Hell nah he’s going to be a legend you however are definitely easy pickings if you feel offended by this

    • @lilshib7646
      @lilshib7646 2 года назад +7

      @@rogeliojaimes121 no? I’m just trying to be relatable. Never said anything against the kid

    • @maximuswest8681
      @maximuswest8681 2 года назад

      It was the plushies for me

    • @edinghyllebert2660
      @edinghyllebert2660 2 месяца назад

      Yea me too, i had a giant brown bear plushie i used to beat the crap out of.

  • @Goober19871
    @Goober19871 2 года назад +1

    mans started off with a donkey kong charge punch

  • @yeetmeet9803
    @yeetmeet9803 2 года назад +4

    "Plastic, son"

  • @brokeandtired
    @brokeandtired Месяц назад +1

    The family is poor...kid is farming Santa for coal.

  • @rosegoldnutter
    @rosegoldnutter 2 года назад +4

    Pov you just got coal after being nice the whole year

  • @sillyspeciall
    @sillyspeciall 6 месяцев назад +1

    kid fights armstrong claus, what happens next will shock you!!

  • @maciejk5255
    @maciejk5255 2 года назад +3

    Kid: Consequtive normal punches...
    Santa: Okay, that was hard but I am still alive-
    Kid *starts getting bald*
    Santa: OH SHI-

  • @Speedo-Sound-Sonic
    @Speedo-Sound-Sonic 2 года назад +2

    “You can’t hurt me, Jack Frost!”

  • @drgrandpasantamacdoodle
    @drgrandpasantamacdoodle 2 года назад +11

    When santa gave him coal:

  • @ReRedpal
    @ReRedpal 4 месяца назад +1

    Bros gonnna be in the naughty list💀💀

  • @JordyLovesFruit
    @JordyLovesFruit 2 года назад +6

    S T A N D I N G H E R E

    • @DaNiceGuy
      @DaNiceGuy 8 месяцев назад

      I R E A L I S E

  • @BrainCatch1
    @BrainCatch1 Год назад +2

    Bro didn’t get his PS5 for Christmas 💀

  • @VOID_ADAM
    @VOID_ADAM 5 месяцев назад +3

    this is not sped up footage, THIS IS SLOWED DOWN!

  • @Depressionisme999
    @Depressionisme999 4 месяца назад +1

    Anybody else think that kid is too over powered

  • @Almuso10
    @Almuso10 2 года назад +3

    Legit made my day

  • @IdiotMayCry
    @IdiotMayCry Год назад

    Sundowner wasn't lying. Kids can be cruel.

  • @patriciakyledones461
    @patriciakyledones461 2 года назад +4

    That Popeye move 😂

  • @erikantoine9473
    @erikantoine9473 2 года назад

    The way
    he winded up the first punch

  • @patet4492
    @patet4492 2 года назад +4

    That caught me offguard

  • @SydneyTwice
    @SydneyTwice 2 года назад +1

    POV: you didn’t get presents last year

  • @chzll7301
    @chzll7301 2 года назад +5

    “Kids are cruel Jack, and I LOOOOVE minors.”
    -Sundowner

  • @Infectedplane4598
    @Infectedplane4598 4 месяца назад +1

    Darn that kid needs a raise to boxing club

  • @jackyrolddoblado5631
    @jackyrolddoblado5631 2 года назад +4

    I love this video very much XD

  • @Sxraj
    @Sxraj 2 месяца назад +1

    Reminds me of when I was younger and I’d stand on the thread of the balloon and start punching it 🗿

  • @Technoviper-ge4iu
    @Technoviper-ge4iu 11 месяцев назад +1

    that kid's planning to steal Christmas for himself

  • @Natukh69
    @Natukh69 5 месяцев назад +1

    Everyone a Gangster till Santa starts to move

  • @anthanybazan231
    @anthanybazan231 10 месяцев назад +1

    Should have not put him on the naughty list

  • @CheeseHimself
    @CheeseHimself 11 месяцев назад +1

    bro didn't get his present