Holy shit 😂 Funnier then hell, now that I’m living the same life his comedy helped MY parents get through, bringing up my sisters and I over 50 years..FAAD 💜🦋
I threw this VHS into a bonfire, it took a while to burn & was a bummer. This was a favorite as a kid & now it's horrifically quaalude-soaked ramblings from one of the worst perverts to infiltrate Hollyweird. Saint to Sicko.
He said "the Marx Brothers". 'The Marx Brothers were an American family comedy act that was successful in vaudeville, on Broadway, and in motion pictures from 1905 to 1949.' - Wikipedia
@rmutube Not wishing to pry but how did it go? My mother is also a midwife and you should watch this clip with either midwives or parents for the best reactions! When he says the bit about the bottom lip I thought that my mother and her midwife colleagues were going to break ribs from laughing so hard! P.s- hope all went well with you all at the birth!
it IS possible to stand up in those stirrups, even with a cast on one leg, especially when a needle the length and width of a garden hose comes at you😅
Just FYI: Kids don't magically raise themselves after you have them regardless of having the "numbing medicine" It isn't like neosporin that makes it pain and work free.
"Can you put this back? Cause it needs to cook,,,, another 3 months maybe,,, the hospital made us take it home" They always make you take it home,, cause they know what there in for if they keep it lol. Bill Cosby said on another skit I used to have when you have children you get paid back for all the things you did to your parents when you were a kid. That`s why I decided it would be a good idea I didn`t have children as when I was a child I was a nasty rotten little bastard lol.
im scared to grow up and have a baby....my mom said that numbing mecicine stuff works well. She used it on all three of her children. I am soooooooo using that
And its so true..when a baby first pops out its all like WTF! ALIEN!..then it changes color 3 times and its all like...bwwwaaaaaaawww! Then you cry a lot because its so amazing.
"and they started to clean it off.. and it wasnt gettin any better" lol!
Bill's first child was born in the mid 60's hence the $17k Ferrari
"She told everyone in the delivery room that my parents were never married!" Awesome way of putting it! :D
That’s the only way of putting it?
@@williamkrause5585 he's trying to say she called him a bastard
"And on the next contraction she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married!"
She called him a bastard!
Omg I never got that until now 😂
Omg the comments are killing me😂😂
Thank you person from a decade ago for helping me get the joke :)
"Darling, I love you very very much. You've just had... a lizard. Because the thing changed colour three times!!" Best line
Isn't that the head?
Yeah...
Well go get it!
It's stuck....
Well, go get the salad spoons man!
Lmao!!!!
Holy shit 😂 Funnier then hell, now that I’m living the same life his comedy helped MY parents get through, bringing up my sisters and I over 50 years..FAAD 💜🦋
The hospital made us take it home...
dead poinsettia 😂
"And the doctor's sitting there like Johnny Bench." LOL
"You just had......a lizard!" LOL
Because the thing changed color three times!
I'm embarrassed to admit I actually searched for "did bill cosby's parents really never get married" before I got the joke :p
Used to be you had to be creative about cussing on TV and stage.
@@JanCarol11 "you aim at it and you hit it but nobody heard you firing"
I prefer the analogy "Pushing a watermelon through your nostril." xD
Eppic!!! I haved loved these skits since I was just a child and can't wait to share them with my children lmao!
loved him then and still love him now.
He was hilarious 😂.
"Isn't that the head?" "Yeah." "WELL, GO GET IT!"
lailinshale 😂
.... then get the salad spoons man!!
The man is a comedic genius. Always will be.
"And I said....'push'...??" Great routine.
I threw this VHS into a bonfire, it took a while to burn & was a bummer. This was a favorite as a kid & now it's horrifically quaalude-soaked ramblings from one of the worst perverts to infiltrate Hollyweird. Saint to Sicko.
If you found out that the man who invented the toilet was a pervert, would you throw away your toilet?
I want to say I will always love 💘 Cosby you are awesome
get the salad spoons, man
"this is the greatest moment of our lives" 'hahahaha' lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
The "whoever" brothers jump out, "whoo, whay, whaoo, whahuouey!"
XD
He said "the Marx Brothers".
'The Marx Brothers were an American family comedy act that was successful in vaudeville, on Broadway, and in motion pictures from 1905 to 1949.' - Wikipedia
$17,000 Ferrari. I think that went right over the audience head lol
"Get the salad spoons!" lol
Hahahahahahaha what a great comedian !!!!
So sad his real life was a mess. His comedy was pure gold.
GET THE SALAD SPOONS MAN! LMFA
Current price in 2013: (one of many prices available with googling): $225,325
😂😂😂😂 love you Bill
Bill was funny af
will get the salad spoons man.
you just had a lizard
5:16 started to clean it off and it wasn’t getting any better 😂
How Can Anyone Not Like this ???
Nobody:
Bill cosbys first child: 🦎
@jabbgy Remember....he bought the Ferrari in 1979 or 1980....hence the price...
yay for Carol Burnett because that's what it feels like LOL
😂this doesn't get old!
Grabbed my bottom lip. Lmao
Why cant i see who liked my comment??
Hence that episode of Family Guy where Peter suddenly becomes in tune with women after his bottom lip accidentally gets stretched over his head...
$17,000 Ferrari. Lol
Ferrari 17000.. Those were the days .
$17,000 for a Ferrari? How times have changed. XD
@rmutube
Not wishing to pry but how did it go? My mother is also a midwife and you should watch this clip with either midwives or parents for the best reactions! When he says the bit about the bottom lip I thought that my mother and her midwife colleagues were going to break ribs from laughing so hard!
P.s- hope all went well with you all at the birth!
@rmutube It's been a year since you posted that... How'd it go? Do tell please! :D
The thing changed colors three times!??!!! And it wasn't looking any better
it IS possible to stand up in those stirrups, even with a cast on one leg, especially when a needle the length and width of a garden hose comes at you😅
And said I! WANT! MORPHINE!
Just FYI: Kids don't magically raise themselves after you have them regardless of having the "numbing medicine" It isn't like neosporin that makes it pain and work free.
You just had... a lizard.
You just had a... lizard!
@rmutube how did it go?
I was a c section baby dead at birth.
"Can you put this back? Cause it needs to cook,,,, another 3 months maybe,,, the hospital made us take it home" They always make you take it home,, cause they know what there in for if they keep it lol. Bill Cosby said on another skit I used to have when you have children you get paid back for all the things you did to your parents when you were a kid. That`s why I decided it would be a good idea I didn`t have children as when I was a child I was a nasty rotten little bastard lol.
im scared to grow up and have a baby....my mom said that numbing mecicine stuff works well. She used it on all three of her children. I am soooooooo using that
we were all lizards when we were born
that jonny bench doctor probably doesn't have any children
@rmutube was it?
You shut up! You did this to me!.........yea accurate of what my wife said
@nchmout interesting how things changed over the years!!
@rmutube I hope it went well for you and you have a healthy child.
I wish I could get a Ferrari for $17K. My Mitsubishi cost that much.
Wow...$17,000 for a Ferrari!!!
Well, $17000 in 1980 is equal to $52,000 today when you adjust for inflation
@WraithOfTwilight2: now i know where family guy got that shit from XD
@animerules4346 "can you put this back?"
you just had.......a lizard
And its so true..when a baby first pops out its all like WTF! ALIEN!..then it changes color 3 times and its all like...bwwwaaaaaaawww! Then you cry a lot because its so amazing.
Johnny Bench lol
n they started to clean it off, and it wasn't getting any better........ !
$17k for a Ferrari? WOW! haha
who could dislike this?
You shut up!! *YOU* DID THIS TO MEEEEE! >:0
lol, $17,000...
ferrari worth 17 grands....not anymore!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cluecreations 1983
PUUUSH !
hahahahhaha
yay for Carol Burnett because that's what it feels like LOL
nicole sunara that’s why I’m adopting