When he said "Mercenary Philosophers" I had this mental image of a bunch of world weary scholars with hard eyes holding their battered scrolls and pens, hanging out in a seedy bar while negotiating choice contracts. Best part? They were called the Gray Teach Legion and being hired by the Magistry of Confucius.
Loooool! And their collective teaching would be called BattleTeach? Hmm, that's too specific, would apply only to some, like Sun Tzu. Maybe PhilosoTech? Lol!
The Mo-ists were literal warrior philosophers. They would only play defence, but they had whole manuals on how to do it. That did not make them popular with the new Qin dynasty who, I am sure, were extra diligent in burning the Mo-ist books.
@@QuigleTheGnome Why don't you go back to burning down minority neighborhoods and destroying statues of Winston Churchill and Thomas Jefferson? Its safe to do so since many of your Democrat mayors have decided to not enforce the law on while you still support "The Party", plus add the massive increases in "Blue Flues" and there won't be anyone to stop you aside from concerned citizens who (for soooooooooome reason) don't want to see their communities destroyed by roving packs of insane zealots and cultists
@@pathfindersavant3988 Well this is all over the place. Other that the "destroying statues" comment (do the States even have statues of Churchill), I have no clue what this comment is advocating for and I am honestly curious. Would you mind elaborating on what "Blue Flues" are and who the "cultists" are?
@@q.c8674 That commenter is an idiot but the comment about Churchill statutes is about folks in England pulling down some statues of racists (which Churchill definitely was, despite his good points) in imitation of what's going on in the U.S. "Blue Flu" is when cops call in "sick" to work, even though they aren't, as a form of protest. Cops aren't allowed to officially go on strike in many states so they do this instead if they have sick days saved up. "Blue" = cops and "Flu" = fake sickness.
Try emailing the authors of the pay-to-read essays. They get paid per essay and get no part of the money from whatever website now has the rights to their stuff so they usually have no qualms about sharing.
@@LostInTheClouds works too for research papers that are paywalled, the authors get nothing from paywalled websites and are usually happy to just send the paper to you as a pdf
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear kole
Confucius: Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes All of China and some of east Asia: Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular , never the same, totally unique
sooo- dude never wrote anything down, wasn't well-liked in his lifetime & was popularized later by his students, becoming the foundation of a whole school of philosophy. Chinese Socrates?
@@Duiker36 socrates had multiple people(at least 2 of them his students) write him. It is just, other than plato they don't tell us much and plato like you have said used him as a mouthpiece.
"Yeah our teach is lit, makes sense that we write down most if not all of his ideas and make tired students recite them for the next few millennia, NO BIGGIE."
Blue is on record as having admitted to burning the Library of Alexandria to the ground, you know. It's at least as canonical as Aunt May having been a Herald of Galactus.
I feel Sima Qian would make for an amazing History-Makers video, partly because his life story is fascinating (he and his father were the court historians and astrologers for Emperor Wu/Han Wudi and hated it, and Sima Qian was castrated for speaking out against Wudi) and partly because the way he wrote history fascinating. In addition to what you mentioned there, he structured the Shiji not chronologically but based on topic (and THEN divided it chronologically within that) with those topics ranging from the history of music theory and agriculture to the biographies of merchants and assassins. In addition, he worked hard to give multiple perspectives on those he described before rendering his personal judgement (for example, showing the brutality and schemes of the Dowager Empress Lu but then praising her as an able and just ruler in his summation of her life). While he was influenced by the Spring and Autumn Annals, he went far beyond the barebones stories found there and tried to construct something grander. To Sima Qian, what he was making was a history of the world. I personally see him as a hybrid of the best of Herodotus and Thucydides (especially the spite and bitterness of Thucydides). Also, it should be important to note, The Shiji was not intended as a Court History despite being the Court Historian. Sima Qian saw his work as being for scholars like himself above all else, and includes a lot of digs at the Han (including ranking Liu Bang's rival the legendary warrior Xiang Yu amongst the reigns of Emperors rather than amongst the lives of generals or minor nobles). Overall, he (in my opinion) fully deserves his title as The Grand Historian.
So pre-WW2. China has held together since then... Others than the little issue of of near constant civil war between two particular ideologies which have committed endless atrocities each with one of them only recently gaining near complete control of China.
"So Emperor Gaozu watched a few TED Talks on Confucianism and became a fan" Meanwhile Kim Jong Un's favorite TED Talk must've been that one from Mao Zedong
I followed Confucianism for many years and the book that got me into it was great. had a huge section about him and his influences, the complete works collected by his followers, and a Chinese dictionary all in one.
Philosophers: "Hey we've got a good things going, hopefully it won't be ruined-" Qin Dynasty: *"All Books Must Be Burned, All Philosophers Must Be Buried."* Philosophers under six feet of earth: "Well shit."
On the other hand, the guy has exactly one source, and it's a guy who throws shade at the current emperor by writing about how bad this ancient emperor was. The same ancient emperor that conquered all of china. Can have been that useless if he did that after all.
7:16 wait, a ruler listening to an underling, hearing their point, understand that they have a point, and changing their philosophy to reflect said point?! It's a miracle!
Props for getting so much of the Chinese (audio pronunciation and visual on-screen characters) correct! Undoubtedly a lot of work to avoid the usual credibility-sapping sloppiness that can go over the heads of the usual viewers who are clueless (about the family of Chinese languages). That's some no-joke dedication right there and I salute you and Red, who seems to have handwritten the Chinese characters in her videos, for it!
Confucius: Hey got some advice. Wanna hear it? China rulers: No, I got to much on my plate. Servant get me my meal. 10 years later China in civil war. Confucius: I told u so. 2000 year later. Confucius in the grave: still told u so, but the world right now is still crack more than China when I was alive
@@AbbeyRoadkill1 But it would be fun to watch all of the heads explode when they learn that, "Nazareth" was an invention to con a Dowager Roman Empress on pilgrimage to The Holy Land, all because she didn't understand that, "Nazarene" was a school of Jewish thought, not residents of a town. (The site she was taken to was a well near an old Jewish graveyard. Problem is, the Jews of 2000 years ago _never_ put their graveyards anywhere near where they lived, nevermind near the source of their drinking water! They did, however, way the bodies of their dead, so they would've had a dedicated water supply for that purpose.)
Not to mention that the practice of viewing historical regimes through the lens of their adherence to Confucian ethics sounds an *awful lot* like reading the history of Israel in the Old Testament.
@@dezopenguin9649 the amount of ancient philosophers, prophets and other sages around the world that preached any form of pacifist, moralistic and ethical beliefs that are ignored by the various despots in history on their lands and beyond is staggering.
“good governance was in dubious supply. gee, i wonder what that feels like.” i see EXACTLY what you did there the little jabs are the best part of this
I'm going to give props for Blue for his Chinese pronunciation... I thought he'd mispronounce them as most of us did when trying to learn Chinese. I'm still bad at it though.
@@szilveszterforgo8776 Philosophers who became a linchpin of their philosophical tradition without actually writing anything (their disciples did the writing for them): who do you think of?
This is like the expansion pack. The video equivalent of clicking the links provided in "history of the entire world i guess" and ending up on a six-hour Wiki Walk.
I'd like to see this series expanded to include museums. I mean, mostly, I wanna hear Blue talk about the absolutely insane way the US got the Smithsonian, but I think the history of museums around the world would be an incredibly fascinating topic.
Fantastic! I just learned a lot about a great teacher I didn't know anything about! It may be the biologist in me, but I absolutely love that thing in history/genetics/paleobiology/linguistics where you have to reconstruct a long-lost Thing from the hacked-together corpses of Things that sort of kind of lasted long enough for us to understand them at least *slightly* better. Like a jigsaw puzzle that hates your guts and also might be made of actual guts! It's great! Academic masochism, here I come... ... I'm definitely here for the bards, so I'd love to see our own Bard of Ayr take to the stage. Burns didn't exactly write textbooks, but he did do his utmost to preserve an oral culture collapsing around him while providing insight into the landscapes of the day through his own poetry. While, y'know, writing diss tracks against the church and having an illegitimate kid with every bonnie lass frae Alloway ta Inverneckie, 'cos he lived that rock'n'rove life. '*' Not a perfect dude by any stretch, but he's fascinating, definitely a History Maker and I'd love to see your take! ------------------- '*' Good thing too; his other option would have been sailing off to become a slaver's clerk. From his later writings, as I recall, it's pretty clear that Burns would have utterly *despised* any version of himself that could have supported that particular institution.
*Except for the Huns [raiding noises] To be fair, IIRC, the they didn't so much rule as they just said "give us tribute and rule by yourselves." It was more like a loose association of territories that paid taxes to the same place.
@@terner1234 To be fair, during that time in history, controlling such a massive empire would've been impossible. This also happened with the Greek empire after Alexander's death, and eventually the Roman Empire. This is largely why up till the mid to late 1700s, we don't see nations and empires larger than the state of Texas a vast majority of the time, and the ones that do end up bigger generally collapse within a few decades.
All right, WHO edited this video? The little captions, the cuts, the sound effects-those were freaking great! I loved it! Also all the references to “The history of the entire world I guess,” perfect.
13 years after leaving due to the sounds of "dancing", he came home and started teaching kids who were surprisingly all around the age of 13 ... Wonder where THOSE came from
I'd strongly suggest making an episode on Hayreddin Barbarossa, an absolutely fascinating and pivotal character during the hay day of the ottoman empire that took part in two of the most important naval battles in the Mediterranean.
@@remuslebeau6570 Thanks pal It´s actually a reference to one of those "Miss Universe" like contest, where a participant was asked who Confucius was and she UNIRONICALLY answered more or less what i commented up there.
China in the Spring and Autumn period: **aAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH** The World in 2020: **aAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH** Blue trying to find a solid source about Confucius: **aAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**
Super interesting! My girlfriend taught me a bit about Confucius' philosophies, so it'll be nice to be able to seem smart and tell her about his life and impact on China.
god thank you blue, thank you for actually talking about history instead of using your platform to cater to people too afraid to think critically and question their assumptions about the world...
Video: is 9 minutes long When I started it: 2 minutes from upload Me: goes back to home and sees that this video was uploaded 6 minutes ago You bitch you wanna see some *real* speed
Oh man it must be torture for Blue to look back through all this history and all these lessons people learned hundreds of years ago, and then look out the window.
China got the better deal. Imagine if hard times made amazing leaders. Leaders which convinced people of different opinions to respect each other no matter which political party they were from. Leaders who talked about human rights while embracing cultural diffences.
Actually, it is not a good idea to look at Confucius and Confucianism without the context of the rituals and the laws of the Zhou dynasty and the Duke of Zhou. As Confucius himself admitted, he is not a creator, but merely a transmitter. What he was trying to do was to revive the rites and the tradition of what he considered to be the utopian past.
Just watched the intro so far- I never knew Confucius never wrote the analects! That brings him to the same level as Christianity and Islam (don’t know about Judaism) where the founders did not write their own teachings, but rather others compiled then years later into their respective holy books. Absolutely facinating!
As confusing as the life and history of Confucius was, I was actually more perplexed that it apparently took several Mengzi for that mid-sized battleship to finally sink even though it was previously shown to be hit with the four red pegs that were required to sink it.
Huh. With how much I heard about him, I thought more was confirmed about his life. That's actually fascinating. His words about governments essentially living on the mercy of its subject are inspiring.
“China just broke, but while it was breaking, Confucius is busy figuring out how to have good morals”
Mood
Good morals are often thrown away in a moment of crisis.
@@blep7943 i assume
😂
Sophia Walsh Long “and then it broke again”
"By god I will make it work" Blue this is the kind of optimism we need
Hey, it worked for me, I now know *way* more about him than I did.
@@jean-paulaudette9246 You may want to proof read that comment.
China through history: *Some assembly may be required*
China in the 21st Century: Assembly Achieved!!!
Luke Commins China in 21st century: Taiwan not included
@@ronanlooney3112 Taiwan DLC, Hong Kong expansion included with Season Pass
@@TheLivetuner The sequel, China 2: Tibetan Boogaloo
but only sometimes
When he said "Mercenary Philosophers" I had this mental image of a bunch of world weary scholars with hard eyes holding their battered scrolls and pens, hanging out in a seedy bar while negotiating choice contracts. Best part? They were called the Gray Teach Legion and being hired by the Magistry of Confucius.
Loooool!
And their collective teaching would be called BattleTeach? Hmm, that's too specific, would apply only to some, like Sun Tzu.
Maybe PhilosoTech?
Lol!
"Mercenary Philosophers" just reminds me of Byleth from Fire Emblem lol
Legalist cowards! Dare you refuse the PhiloChall of Clan Jade Empire?
I would 10000% play this tabletop campaign
Its just begging for an anime adaptation. . .
about to be in the middle of nowhere with no signal but Overly Sarcastic Productions just updated so ima download it
Lilith Serena respect ✊🏼
Have a good trip
Brad Smith thank
Mcklinky actually just heading home from one
n o i c e
"Mercenary Philosophers". That's a t-shirt right there, that is.
That's a band name, that is.
"Will ponder the infinite for food"
I'd buy it.
Am I the only one who could see Olly of philosophy tube wearing one?
The Mo-ists were literal warrior philosophers. They would only play defence, but they had whole manuals on how to do it. That did not make them popular with the new Qin dynasty who, I am sure, were extra diligent in burning the Mo-ist books.
"Good governance is under short supply... gee I wonder how that feels like."
Living up to the channel's name i see...
Enthusiastic Zestful Villainy hmmmm I wonder what there talking *cheeto in background supporting people to do gun violence*
Lucy Holland looking at either candidate (and the recent riots), the obvious course of action is to buy more guns and lots more bullets.
@@QuigleTheGnome Why don't you go back to burning down minority neighborhoods and destroying statues of Winston Churchill and Thomas Jefferson? Its safe to do so since many of your Democrat mayors have decided to not enforce the law on while you still support "The Party", plus add the massive increases in "Blue Flues" and there won't be anyone to stop you aside from concerned citizens who (for soooooooooome reason) don't want to see their communities destroyed by roving packs of insane zealots and cultists
@@pathfindersavant3988 Well this is all over the place. Other that the "destroying statues" comment (do the States even have statues of Churchill), I have no clue what this comment is advocating for and I am honestly curious. Would you mind elaborating on what "Blue Flues" are and who the "cultists" are?
@@q.c8674 That commenter is an idiot but the comment about Churchill statutes is about folks in England pulling down some statues of racists (which Churchill definitely was, despite his good points) in imitation of what's going on in the U.S. "Blue Flu" is when cops call in "sick" to work, even though they aren't, as a form of protest. Cops aren't allowed to officially go on strike in many states so they do this instead if they have sick days saved up. "Blue" = cops and "Flu" = fake sickness.
I love how Marco Polo was labeled "Please be less vain." Even kids know how lost and found that guy was.
Marco Polo walked into China like he was walking onto a yacht.
Everyone who studies Chinese: *reading tests and exams flashbacks*
Like we where doing this right before carona XD
Try emailing the authors of the pay-to-read essays. They get paid per essay and get no part of the money from whatever website now has the rights to their stuff so they usually have no qualms about sharing.
Yo we also had to memorise 弟子规 as children so
@@LostInTheClouds works too for research papers that are paywalled, the authors get nothing from paywalled websites and are usually happy to just send the paper to you as a pdf
I never understood why we had to learn this, no one follows his principles in China nowadays anyways
*screams* “no stress we’re thriving”
IF THIS IS NOT MY MENTAL HEALTH
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear kole
@@AxxLAfriku what
fuckin' mood
AxxL you literally said something like this in the last video lol
@@mythichysteria124 I think he's doing some kind of avant-garde memeing
Ah, the 500BCs, the time when you can literally send dancing people as a gift
I mean you can still do that if you have enough money
Charlie Rose Smith It’s also very illegal depending on the manner in which you acquire those people.
The 21st century, the time when you can send dancing people as gif instead.
@@mariuchiha4664 it's only illegal if you get caught
It's more common than you may think back in ancient China. They did this until, idk maybe a few centuries ago (?)
Confucius: Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
All of China and some of east Asia: Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular , never the same, totally unique
I mean during his time did the concept of 60 secs equals a min even exist?
@@9051team no. They used incense
and look what china has become today
Every 2 incense burned a child dies in africa
He is speaking the language of gods
sooo- dude never wrote anything down, wasn't well-liked in his lifetime & was popularized later by his students, becoming the foundation of a whole school of philosophy. Chinese Socrates?
I mean, yes, except that he had multiple students who wrote his stuff down, rather than one student who used him as a mouthpiece.
@@Duiker36 socrates had multiple people(at least 2 of them his students) write him. It is just, other than plato they don't tell us much and plato like you have said used him as a mouthpiece.
Either Confucius is Chinese Socrates or Socrates is Greek Confucius
that's actually a really good comparison.
Kinda sounds like Chinese Jesus to me...
*confused screeching* “no stress, we’re thriving.”
If that isn’t 2020 in a nutshell...
"Yeah our teach is lit, makes sense that we write down most if not all of his ideas and make tired students recite them for the next few millennia, NO BIGGIE."
I still remembered them to this day
"functionally a ghost." The tier list killed me.
I had to go back and pause it, it was worth it. 🤣
Marco Polo is so narcissistic and vain he gets a tier all for himself lol
I think it's kinda wholesome? Like we don't even know if Homer was real, but still ppl venerate him
"Man, Confucius you're always trying to put something in its place. Why don't you tell your eyebrows they need to fit better on your face."
I see what you did there. Nice!
“Oh I see, you wanna make it like that? I’ll knock your warmongering forehead out of that to-go box hat.”
Confucius say: you can all hold these fortune cookies
@@nocontextoyster5946 So here's the real golden rule: I'm way above you weak rookies/Confucius say: you cannot hold these fortune cookies!
Epic Rap Battle of History 😁
"I didn't say half the things you guys think I said." - Confucius
"The comment I replied to is wrong." - Confucius
Man who confucius me with Confucius is Confuciud.
"Who is it who says these things they say I said?" - Confucius
"You can never trust a secondary account"
-Socrates
“But for reasons including and not limited to ARSON-“
What a time to be alive
Blue is on record as having admitted to burning the Library of Alexandria to the ground, you know. It's at least as canonical as Aunt May having been a Herald of Galactus.
Blue giving us the "the is fine" in the middle of a burning building même energy
I feel Sima Qian would make for an amazing History-Makers video, partly because his life story is fascinating (he and his father were the court historians and astrologers for Emperor Wu/Han Wudi and hated it, and Sima Qian was castrated for speaking out against Wudi) and partly because the way he wrote history fascinating. In addition to what you mentioned there, he structured the Shiji not chronologically but based on topic (and THEN divided it chronologically within that) with those topics ranging from the history of music theory and agriculture to the biographies of merchants and assassins. In addition, he worked hard to give multiple perspectives on those he described before rendering his personal judgement (for example, showing the brutality and schemes of the Dowager Empress Lu but then praising her as an able and just ruler in his summation of her life). While he was influenced by the Spring and Autumn Annals, he went far beyond the barebones stories found there and tried to construct something grander. To Sima Qian, what he was making was a history of the world. I personally see him as a hybrid of the best of Herodotus and Thucydides (especially the spite and bitterness of Thucydides). Also, it should be important to note, The Shiji was not intended as a Court History despite being the Court Historian. Sima Qian saw his work as being for scholars like himself above all else, and includes a lot of digs at the Han (including ranking Liu Bang's rival the legendary warrior Xiang Yu amongst the reigns of Emperors rather than amongst the lives of generals or minor nobles). Overall, he (in my opinion) fully deserves his title as The Grand Historian.
Last time I was this early ancient China was dissolving into another period of regional warlordism.
1912?
Do you have any idea how little this narrows it down?
So pre-WW2. China has held together since then... Others than the little issue of of near constant civil war between two particular ideologies which have committed endless atrocities each with one of them only recently gaining near complete control of China.
Thought we were having an solar eclipse, what with Blue throwing so much _shade._
Fun fact, there actually is one on the solstice this year.
"So Emperor Gaozu watched a few TED Talks on Confucianism and became a fan"
Meanwhile Kim Jong Un's favorite TED Talk must've been that one from Mao Zedong
What about Juche though? Wasn't that North Korea's state philosophy from the get go?
@@2tehnik That may be because you are an actual cultured person, most of us are just making memes lol
Ah hello there
Where is the second?
Gotta love that stern "Hmmmmmm...". He makes his point known in an instant, without sidetracking into modern day politics.
6:23
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Blue 2020
Such wise words.
-Blue, always
Lol No truer words have ever been spoken XD
I followed Confucianism for many years and the book that got me into it was great. had a huge section about him and his influences, the complete works collected by his followers, and a Chinese dictionary all in one.
By the word of Confucius himself,
"If an Nvidia factory is currently not on fire, it will be on fire." - Confucius
Don't forget about the best way to fill your heart.
Hey hey hey Confucius here
@@wgreywind7038 Ah yes, no chest, all butt to fill your heart.
Teddy?!?
Good to see you are a man of both worlds
Horses AND Dancing Girls, huh? More like the State of Lewd, amiright?
Go say hi to your brother, he’s a bit higher up in the comments.
@@LotusHearted Looks like his brother moved a few comments below him now.
Wait, confucius the philosopher, this isn't history makers, this must be the legendary philisophical phridays!!
I’m not saying he needs to bring them back but there’s cake in it for him if he does
Blue: wants to make us proud.
Blue: puts random goose hjonk in video.
Me: Extremely Proud
"A government which relies on harsh laws and punishments is doomed to fail because it's working in opposition of the people...HMM?!"
I love that!
Philosophers:
"Hey we've got a good things going, hopefully it won't be ruined-"
Qin Dynasty:
*"All Books Must Be Burned, All Philosophers Must Be Buried."*
Philosophers under six feet of earth:
"Well shit."
On the other hand, the guy has exactly one source, and it's a guy who throws shade at the current emperor by writing about how bad this ancient emperor was. The same ancient emperor that conquered all of china. Can have been that useless if he did that after all.
One of those moments when the human race underwent a ruler-induced lobotomy. 😡
"I found a goose guys" my favourite osp quote
Man, I sooo want a copy of that Goose Game. That was one of the most entertaining streams they did. Think I'll watch it again!
7:16 wait, a ruler listening to an underling, hearing their point, understand that they have a point, and changing their philosophy to reflect said point?! It's a miracle!
Props for getting so much of the Chinese (audio pronunciation and visual on-screen characters) correct! Undoubtedly a lot of work to avoid the usual credibility-sapping sloppiness that can go over the heads of the usual viewers who are clueless (about the family of Chinese languages). That's some no-joke dedication right there and I salute you and Red, who seems to have handwritten the Chinese characters in her videos, for it!
Confucius: Hey got some advice. Wanna hear it?
China rulers: No, I got to much on my plate. Servant get me my meal.
10 years later
China in civil war.
Confucius: I told u so.
2000 year later.
Confucius in the grave: still told u so, but the world right now is still crack more than China when I was alive
A history makers on the historical Jesus of Nazareth would be dope.
The comments section tho...
@@wackypacky6917 So, the comments section in general?
That would be a short video.
@@AbbeyRoadkill1 But it would be fun to watch all of the heads explode when they learn that, "Nazareth" was an invention to con a Dowager Roman Empress on pilgrimage to The Holy Land, all because she didn't understand that, "Nazarene" was a school of Jewish thought, not residents of a town.
(The site she was taken to was a well near an old Jewish graveyard. Problem is, the Jews of 2000 years ago _never_ put their graveyards anywhere near where they lived, nevermind near the source of their drinking water! They did, however, way the bodies of their dead, so they would've had a dedicated water supply for that purpose.)
Since nobody said it, I think you'd enjoy reading The Life of Jesus by David Strauss, which is exactly this.
"Most of what we know, is through his disciples." mmmmm Sounds familiar.
Like a hike to the opposite of the eastern hell.
Edit: fixing dumb autocorrect
Not to mention that the practice of viewing historical regimes through the lens of their adherence to Confucian ethics sounds an *awful lot* like reading the history of Israel in the Old Testament.
And a bunch of it conflicted to boot!
OTOH, none of Confucius' lads claimed he came back as a zombie.
@@dezopenguin9649 the amount of ancient philosophers, prophets and other sages around the world that preached any form of pacifist, moralistic and ethical beliefs that are ignored by the various despots in history on their lands and beyond is staggering.
"I will make you proud if it kills me"
God, if that ain't a mood, I don't know what is.
I thought he was gonna say "I will make you PAY"
“good governance was in dubious supply. gee, i wonder what that feels like.” i see EXACTLY what you did there
the little jabs are the best part of this
I'm going to give props for Blue for his Chinese pronunciation... I thought he'd mispronounce them as most of us did when trying to learn Chinese. I'm still bad at it though.
6:22 i keep playing this over and over again
Whitehead: "European philosophical tradition consists of a series of footnotes to Plato"
China: *looks nervously*
I'm sure a few other nations as well.
Yeah, I instantly thought of Socrates.
@@JustGrowingUp84 What do you mean?
@@szilveszterforgo8776 Philosophers who became a linchpin of their philosophical tradition without actually writing anything (their disciples did the writing for them): who do you think of?
@@menpower1
Jesus?
i love this serious because it teaches me about all the stuff i learned in "history of the entire world i guess" but properly
This is like the expansion pack. The video equivalent of clicking the links provided in "history of the entire world i guess" and ending up on a six-hour Wiki Walk.
"Good governance was hard to come by- gee, wonder how that feels like-"
_shots_
*_f i r e d_*
pun hopefully not intended lol
Hey, no bluebois allowed
6:24 That dissapointed look on Blue it's making me regret my poor life choices.
The shade in this video is off the charts. I love it.
I like the "Will the be on the exam?" guy. Very true look on his face.
I'd like to see this series expanded to include museums.
I mean, mostly, I wanna hear Blue talk about the absolutely insane way the US got the Smithsonian, but I think the history of museums around the world would be an incredibly fascinating topic.
Confucius Quote:
True stress is being early on a video and wanting to leave a comment, but not knowing what to comment.
I absolutely love your comment
Confucius, truly a man ahead of his time.
P.S. I also really like your comment.
Fantastic! I just learned a lot about a great teacher I didn't know anything about! It may be the biologist in me, but I absolutely love that thing in history/genetics/paleobiology/linguistics where you have to reconstruct a long-lost Thing from the hacked-together corpses of Things that sort of kind of lasted long enough for us to understand them at least *slightly* better. Like a jigsaw puzzle that hates your guts and also might be made of actual guts! It's great! Academic masochism, here I come...
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I'm definitely here for the bards, so I'd love to see our own Bard of Ayr take to the stage. Burns didn't exactly write textbooks, but he did do his utmost to preserve an oral culture collapsing around him while providing insight into the landscapes of the day through his own poetry. While, y'know, writing diss tracks against the church and having an illegitimate kid with every bonnie lass frae Alloway ta Inverneckie, 'cos he lived that rock'n'rove life. '*'
Not a perfect dude by any stretch, but he's fascinating, definitely a History Maker and I'd love to see your take!
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'*' Good thing too; his other option would have been sailing off to become a slaver's clerk. From his later writings, as I recall, it's pretty clear that Burns would have utterly *despised* any version of himself that could have supported that particular institution.
Blue, don’t you think that Chinese history is “Confucing” 😂😂😂😎😎😎
Shubham Pawaskar get out
This pun makes my eyes hurt I love it 😍
Confuscius say, I am so Confucius.
Cease!
"So here's the real golden rule, I'm way above you weak rookies.
Confucius say, YOU CAN ALL HOLD THESE FORTUNE COOKIES!"
Lol I remember epic rap battles
You don't wanna stand in the path of Lao Tzu today...
As my old friend Confucius say "The hunter has become the hunter-ed."
THE CHASER
HAS BECOME
THE CHOSED
Dame fortuna has had his franking privileges revoked.
This couldn't have come at a better time. I'm studying the religions of Ancient China today. Thank you so much OSP! Keep up the good work!
Ah Confuscious, most know him for his teachings, or the fortune cookies that "quote" him, BUT i know him for having a dinosaur named after him.
A WHAT, which one
@@tybuss6211 confuciusornis
Is it just me or did this episode have far more sass and sarcasm than usual? I love it.
6:23
Disapproving blue is my new favorite thing!! Legit laughed out loud
‘Good governance was in dubious supply.’
‘Gee. I wonder what THAT feels like.’
I felt that on a soul level.
Han advisor: a empire can’t be ruled on horse back.
Genghis khan: *Challenge accepted!*
*Except for the Huns [raiding noises]
To be fair, IIRC, the they didn't so much rule as they just said "give us tribute and rule by yourselves." It was more like a loose association of territories that paid taxes to the same place.
*collapses 100 years later*
Challenge Fail! Gengis Khan's Empire and Alexander"s Empire fell as soon as they died.
@@terner1234 To be fair, during that time in history, controlling such a massive empire would've been impossible. This also happened with the Greek empire after Alexander's death, and eventually the Roman Empire. This is largely why up till the mid to late 1700s, we don't see nations and empires larger than the state of Texas a vast majority of the time, and the ones that do end up bigger generally collapse within a few decades.
@@Practitioner_of_Diogenes Yeah, beaurocracy as one of the great advances of history...
All right, WHO edited this video? The little captions, the cuts, the sound effects-those were freaking great! I loved it! Also all the references to “The history of the entire world I guess,” perfect.
13 years after leaving due to the sounds of "dancing", he came home and started teaching kids who were surprisingly all around the age of 13 ...
Wonder where THOSE came from
I'd strongly suggest making an episode on Hayreddin Barbarossa, an absolutely fascinating and pivotal character during the hay day of the ottoman empire that took part in two of the most important naval battles in the Mediterranean.
I've never been this early, it's like a liminal space in here
longmothman
Same
Same
Oh gosh *SAME*
You got a shoutout on the osp discord and I have never been so jealous.
Yeah its a weird feeling but a good one
Great episode.
I believe it would be interesting to have an episode on Paul The Apostle (Saul of Tarsus) and his influence on early Christianity
Confucius, one of the most misunderstood guys. Still behind Machiavelli.
This is the earliest i will ever be and I regret nothing. I love these guys
"topsy turvy slicey stabby" 5:42
iconic
I was just about to read a sections about Confucius in an upper grade history book, but this is much more entertaining and less mind-numbing
This is, quite literally, the most I've ever learned about Confucius in one sitting 😅
literally just looked at Confucius in ancient history, your timing is perfect
Just like highschool, I'm early for history lol
Ah yeah, the wise chinese man who invented confusion
I love your pun.
@@remuslebeau6570 Thanks pal
It´s actually a reference to one of those "Miss Universe" like contest, where a participant was asked who Confucius was and she UNIRONICALLY answered more or less what i commented up there.
El chino-japones que invento la confusión.
This feels a lot like half my school work after being absent because sick for two months
Literally could've used this last week for college. Thanks OSP 😂
China in the Spring and Autumn period: **aAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**
The World in 2020: **aAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH**
Blue trying to find a solid source about Confucius: **aAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**
Super interesting! My girlfriend taught me a bit about Confucius' philosophies, so it'll be nice to be able to seem smart and tell her about his life and impact on China.
There's an episode on Confucius on the Curiosity Stream series The Butterfly Effect. I think Blue would really like the series
You know, I've been watching this channel for a while now, but this is the most Overly Sarcastic I've seen either Red or Blue be!
The amount of saltyness is ASTOUNDING
This is my favorite RUclips channel by far. I demand more Journey to the West!!
"Gee, I wonder what that feels like" *bitter other American laughter*
25 bitter Americans with me whassup
Hey man, we ain't stacking each other like cordwood yet so we're doing ok so far. It could be a hell of a lot worse
god thank you blue, thank you for actually talking about history instead of using your platform to cater to people too afraid to think critically and question their assumptions about the world...
Video: is 9 minutes long
When I started it: 2 minutes from upload
Me: goes back to home and sees that this video was uploaded 6 minutes ago
You bitch you wanna see some *real* speed
Oh man it must be torture for Blue to look back through all this history and all these lessons people learned hundreds of years ago, and then look out the window.
China fractures politically: Produces Confucius
America fractures politically: Produces Alex Jones
[Sad Trumpet Noise]
There probably was a Chinese version of Alex Jones. He just got torched along with all the others during the Qin.
Hong Xiuquan: Hello is it me you're looking for?
China got the better deal. Imagine if hard times made amazing leaders. Leaders which convinced people of different opinions to respect each other no matter which political party they were from. Leaders who talked about human rights while embracing cultural diffences.
Actually, it is not a good idea to look at Confucius and Confucianism without the context of the rituals and the laws of the Zhou dynasty and the Duke of Zhou. As Confucius himself admitted, he is not a creator, but merely a transmitter. What he was trying to do was to revive the rites and the tradition of what he considered to be the utopian past.
Well said! I'm surprised to see you here, CJ, haha.
I'm surprised that when you said "it was Go time" there was no cut to people playing Go...
Just watched the intro so far- I never knew Confucius never wrote the analects! That brings him to the same level as Christianity and Islam (don’t know about Judaism) where the founders did not write their own teachings, but rather others compiled then years later into their respective holy books. Absolutely facinating!
As confusing as the life and history of Confucius was, I was actually more perplexed that it apparently took several Mengzi for that mid-sized battleship to finally sink even though it was previously shown to be hit with the four red pegs that were required to sink it.
I once read an old book from around 1900 that always called him "Master Kong". Took me a while to figure out who it was talking about.
~China is whole again...
...then it broke again~
7:28 points for the stealth ad
last time I was this early, China wasn't whole again yet
The scale of "Functionally a Ghost" to "Please Be Less Vain" is the single greatest way to describe historical sources that I've ever heard.
Last time I was this early trope talks weren't a thing
Huh. With how much I heard about him, I thought more was confirmed about his life. That's actually fascinating.
His words about governments essentially living on the mercy of its subject are inspiring.
Insightful indeed
I can‘t believe you did it! The history of Chinese philosophy is one heck of a ride and you actually somehow summed it up good!