My granny's farts sounded like the squeaky door of an old haunted house opening very slowly. She would look at me with a sinister grin while it was coming out. Freaked me out as a kid. The smell that followed was equally horrifying. I think she had a lot of dark secrets.
I cannot believe that you can say the word “fart” so many times without laughing or even a smile on your face. I’m impressed on the great detail and info.
I still don't know what my farts are telling me. But, from their sound, the way the tone always seems to rise sharply at the end, it always sounds like my farts are asking a question.
My late father advised me, when I told him that I thought my current girlfriend could be the one - his advice was to be sure I could be comfortable farting in front of her. My parents were married for 64 years, so I figured he must know what he's talking about!
This poem will help explain everything: A fart's a volcanic eruption eruption, It starts in the mountains of bum It flows through the valley of trouser And comes out as a musical hum
I am living with a bunch of elderly. I heard their farts around me like walking farts, sitting farts, coughing farts, moving farts, sneezing farts. At first I was embarrassed by them but they get used to it so they just feel normal.
1) carbohydrates & gluten excess 2) lactose deficiency 3) too much meat 4) bad food combining 5) constipation 6) yeast overgrowth 7) infection in gut lining As much said, I think the diet of processed foods in America's is a big culprit hence why people have so many digestive issues.
Thanks for making this video. I would add one more thing to your list and that is other food intolerances. I have been gassy all my life and only realized after I got married that my excessive gas was not normal. After taking a food allergy test, as well as, doing a 30 day elimination diet I discovered that my body does not digest legumes well, resulting in excessive uncomfortable and stinky gas. Yay for normal gas and listening to your body!
Cabbage, onion, egg fart. 😷 Someone laid one of these on my last flight. I think people would’ve rather jumped to their deaths, than to smell this person’s fart cloud. I was equal parts pissed off and impressed at the magnitude of it all.
When I notice that I'm not pooping as smoothly and have gas, it's usually a sign of too much meat and dairy. I correct it by reducing those two, and consuming a nice size bowl of oatmeal with cinnamon, almond milk, pumpkin seeds, walnuts and berries. In less than 24 hours I'm going. The next day, eat another bowl, this time my poop is smooth. It's as if the oatmeal goes in and scrapes out everything. My guess is that the soluble fiber helps to push everything down my colon.
My take away from this is that eating too much gives you gas. Thank you Kim, you're awesome. Sometimes I need a little reminder that even though I eat a healthy vegan diet, eating too much is not particularly optimum. One thing you might have forgotten to consider are vegetables such as Jerusalem Artichokes that contain indigestible sugars that invariably give you a terrific gas attack.
While most people tend to make fun of it, each problem occurs in the digestive system really matters and affects the one's general body health. Since there is no replacement for it, it is the only source of energy and health. Appreciated to teach us how can we diagnose our digestive system using the fart feedback.
😆😂😂😂😭This is the funniest comment section I’ve ever come across lol I need to sleep 😴 thanks for the Laughs.. and thanks for the vid Kim good job 👍 great topic
My wife has such farting problems even at night when I'm trying to sleep. Loud and even some are violent not to mention the smells that even has the dog getting off the bed. Hoping she doesn't do this while I'm rimming her.
I used to find that loud ones had the least smell and the silent but deadly ones smelled the worst, lately though I'm doing huge satisfying loud blasts that are absolutely rotten and can clear a room in seconds, the closest thing I can describe them like would be pure methane gas, is this normal?
Amen!!! My dear friend is a gastroenterologist and we ruin every single dinner party and brunch with these kinds of talks!! I love your channel, I'm grateful it just came up in my recommendations and that I clicked!! Also...I worship yogurt and I swear it's what keeps me from being all kinds of rank 😜
THANK YOU for your positive feedback and support on my channel! It means a lot and has inspired me to create more videos like these so I can continue to help. It's been a long time since I've made new ones, so you've really helped to nudge me in the right direction.
1.) Beans... Cooked with lots of water left over, etc. 2.) Grapes, plums, cherries... 3.) Onions 4.) Cheese/lots of dairy 5.) Soda 6.) Meat, esp. egg, poultry and fatty/conventional/more processed red meats 7.) Pastries 8.) Yeasty breads, gluten... 9.) More beans 10.) Peppers and Brassica veggies like Brussels Sprouts and broccoli 11.) Go on a roller coaster or go for a hilly jog after eating some kind of monstrous concoction of these foods... You're welcome. :-D
My doctor just told me yesterday that this gas problem is from to many fingers entering my lower cavity. I was worried as I only allow my boy friends, my brothers and uncle to fist me.
I found out that coffee makes me really gassy, though i love coffee i started reducing my intake due to gas. It has helped alot. It has been a long why i have not known the reason, and it was annoying me much that problem. Now i know i’m happy that i solved the problem.
Funny thing. Ive struggled with my weight, rarely fart and my digestive system was fine. I recently lost 30lbs eating healthy, working out and drinking water. My farts are now gastastic. Usually the fart parade happens after drinking lots of water
AHA! Thats my problem. 3:10 I ate 4 Arbies Bacon beef and cheddar sandwiches last night, followed by a large bowl of vanilla ice cream a few hours later, and then a owl of Kashi go lean with almond milk at midnight. My beef has been MASSIVELY strong. I was sort of proud of it at first, but it would not (Still wont) stop. I opened the apartment windows and doors for a while but the neighbor complained. I'm Afraid the EPA is going to show up and write me a ticket. Its been over 12 hours and I'm still cracking massive gruesome gas blasts. My apartment smells like a war zone at a Texas chili cook off. I hope this ends soon. I havent been to bed yet because its so bad im worried about waking up with an "extra surprise". Im going to have to burn this pair of underwear anyways. Or have it "Haz-matted" to Chernobyl.
This is interesting because it seems like everything I eat or drink causes me to fart. I never would have thought gluten intolerance would be the cause
"I fart therefore I am" (Kunt)....as a Fartologist who studies the foul emission, we still don't know why almost all beautiful women don't fart? Italian women excepted of course, its said that Sophia Loren's along with Roseanne Barr's farts have measured on the Richter Scale. scientists at M.I.T are trying to harness the power of the fart and ponder what would happen if every living being on Earth farted at the same time. we still don't know wrote "beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot"? im serious, people all over the world know the song, who wrote it?
Results of my FART research: Last night my supper consisted of a large bowl of chili, which I washed down with four beers and half a bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Fire. This morning I had nuclear FARTS and toxic FIRE SHITS. I have concluded that the combination of beans and extremely potent booze is not conducive to good health.
Please add dehydration to this list. I didn’t drink water all my life so my GI adjusted and I wasn’t generally constipated. But I would fart constantly. It took 6 weeks of drinking water to fix the excessive gas.
Hello Kim, I am a man and of course in my lifetime I’ve enjoyed a good fart joke or laughed at farting as a child. However I would like to apologize for many of the male species that are posting to your videos with degrading comments since you are doing a wonderful job and providing us with great educational material. For those who want to watch a woman fart or hear a woman fart go to your porn sites. I’m sure you can watch that and some scat if you so choose. It takes a lot of courage for a woman to offer education on farting. I am sure she had to think a while before she started posting these kinds of videos. Kim, keep up the good work! :-)
such tollerance for humor you have! Isnt it equally degrading to comment on comments that are obviously meant to make people laugh? obviously the video is very educative and I don't see any of the people that are posting "degrading comments" denying that. Oh yes and keep up with the good work kim! :-)
I am taking it seriously without stupid laughing about it, that's why people are lousy at sex, which should be taken seriously! Women say men fumble around which is why women say forget it to oral sex, they want it but only if you know what you're doing.
I seem on only fart when I’m around people even though I’m not nervous of going in public. Whenever I’m alone I’m perfectly fine but the moment someone comes in, I feel it coming constantly. I can’t smell it but others can.
I am really enjoying my green vegetable smoothy in the mornings. Really helps with slowing digestive system due to age. Also cut milk, sugar out of my diet. Crazy cravings for junk food and suger.
My doctor just told me yesterday that this gas problem is from to many fingers entering my lower cavity. I was worried as I only allow my boy friends, my brothers and uncle to fist me.
I don't know what's going on, farting too much these past days brought me here, and I'm kinda worried if this really normal. I fart every 5 minutes interval for 3 days now, and my partner had told me that I also fart too much every now and then while sleeping.
Could another cause be not having enough beneficial bacteria? I used to be gassy after lunch, but that went away after taking probiotics for an extended period. My understanding was that the beneficial bacteria help the body produce enzymes.
Oh just great. My wife just walked by. I got in trouble with my wife when Kim D"Eon said fart too loud. My wife said, why do you listen to such crap? She had no idea the topic.
Mine started after surgery and only gets excessive when I get anxiety/panic or just don't feel relaxed, which is basically whenever I'm not alone. I'll get it if I have to see someone even for 5 minutes it starts in excess, no matter what I've eaten(except most fruit/veg other than potatoes seem to make it 50% worse). I got it in a job and lost my job from running to the toilet too often because I was too embarrassed to tell the truth so said I was throwing up instead. I didn't go to the first day of a job because I was having panic attacks knowing I could not get through a whole day without farting and it was training in a huge hall where you'd hear a penny drop and smell anything. My anxiety/fear gets that bad that I'll lose Vision everything will go fuzzy like white noise, only had that before fainting. Is so weird to develop phobia over something everyone does and when it gets in the way of another survival need of work/relationships. Things like peppermint and fennel make mine worse. I think food combining is a next step thanks and maybe mono eating which I have not done for years.
Yes, you have "nervous stomach upset", typically caused by social or performance anxiety, which leads to gas, stomach pain, and diahrea. Anxiety is a physiological response to a perceived danger or harm on some level. I get that too, but CBD and/or CBD/THC tinctures really helps me with that when needed.
I believe I have gluten and dairy intolerance. I have most of the symptoms. I recently went shopping and purchased all gluten free products. It’s been a few weeks and I see a big difference in how I feel. Thanks for the informative video! God Bless..☺️
I worked with a dude that could clear a 4 bay garage with his farts. I Swear it was like pepper spray. It just ended up with him grinning and we'd all say, "damn dude!" And leave before it set in. He'd stay
I had anticipated with 100% accuracy that when reading the comments, there would be an elevated level of flatulence comedy. Thanks for not letting me down. ffffrrrrrtttt!
My granny's farts sounded like the squeaky door of an old haunted house opening very slowly. She would look at me with a sinister grin while it was coming out. Freaked me out as a kid. The smell that followed was equally horrifying. I think she had a lot of dark secrets.
too funny lololololol
😂 😂
hahaha funny guy...made me laugh loads. . you're joker of the century.
😂😂😂😂
Poor child!
Farts are the ghost of what we eat. Can't remember who said it, but it's spot on :))
It was Aristotle
i fart when im hungry
Then what is shit
@@vinnncennnt8382 their dead body
An average person farts 10-20 times a day. Finally there's something that i'm above average at! I can fart 20 times an hour.
Mick Evans tmi
lmao
Mick Evans You are a great comedian. You had me hysterical
Mick Evans 9
Mick Evans
Oh golly geez. Please never come into the same room I’m in. I’m not a
fart whiffer. Is it an inherited habit? Does it go back generations?
IN OTHER WORDS DONT EAT ANYTHING, JUST WATER ALL DAY
lee lunk ....thanks Lee I’m on it toots.
Don't even think about Mexican food. Can break wind by just thinking about that.
Not eating food gives me gas !!
then I have empty tummy farts.
I found out that I am sensitive to grains. Once I cut those out of my diet I feel much better and way way less gassy and bloated.
I cannot believe that you can say the word “fart” so many times without laughing or even a smile on your face. I’m impressed on the great detail and info.
🤣
My farts tell me why I am single.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Officially dead
Best comment on the internet
Lmao
You are 8
Perhaps they are the reason men don't want wives or girlfriends.
I still don't know what my farts are telling me. But, from their sound, the way the tone always seems to rise sharply at the end, it always sounds like my farts are asking a question.
Lol brilliant 😂
Let me hear one and I'll translate.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Their telling you to sit on the tiolet: grandma😂
@@megameno.234 pee U!
My late father advised me, when I told him that I thought my current girlfriend could be the one - his advice was to be sure I could be comfortable farting in front of her. My parents were married for 64 years, so I figured he must know what he's talking about!
This poem will help explain everything:
A fart's a volcanic eruption eruption,
It starts in the mountains of bum
It flows through the valley of trouser
And comes out as a musical hum
So humorous!
I am living with a bunch of elderly. I heard their farts around me like walking farts, sitting farts, coughing farts, moving farts, sneezing farts. At first I was embarrassed by them but they get used to it so they just feel normal.
I love farting.
Join the Chorus
1) carbohydrates & gluten excess
2) lactose deficiency
3) too much meat
4) bad food combining
5) constipation
6) yeast overgrowth
7) infection in gut lining
As much said, I think the diet of processed foods in America's is a big culprit hence why people have so many digestive issues.
Agreed @Sunethra, But do you have any solution?
My uncle's farts threatened to kill him in Swedish. He had to use an online Swedish to English translator to find out what they were saying.
Lmbooooo!!!
Love this comment😂
This lady knows her shit! ...and farts!
Thanks for making this video. I would add one more thing to your list and that is other food intolerances. I have been gassy all my life and only realized after I got married that my excessive gas was not normal. After taking a food allergy test, as well as, doing a 30 day elimination diet I discovered that my body does not digest legumes well, resulting in excessive uncomfortable and stinky gas. Yay for normal gas and listening to your body!
Dear have u ever farted in public?
What do your farts sound like, April?
@mattlogue1300 💀
These comments are making me laugh so hard i might fart
Sarah
Merry u
let'r rip it's fun
Fart on my face
read mine.
Who else came here for the comments?
Cabbage, onion, egg fart. 😷 Someone laid one of these on my last flight. I think people would’ve rather jumped to their deaths, than to smell this person’s fart cloud. I was equal parts pissed off and impressed at the magnitude of it all.
Fermentated cabbage with soy eggs and onions
LMAO.
Oh my your comment is so funny...🤣🤣🤣
So glad I came to the comment section. Didn't know I could laugh and throw up at the same time.
On a flight??? So disgustinggg,
When I notice that I'm not pooping as smoothly and have gas, it's usually a sign of too much meat and dairy. I correct it by reducing those two, and consuming a nice size bowl of oatmeal with cinnamon, almond milk, pumpkin seeds, walnuts and berries. In less than 24 hours I'm going. The next day, eat another bowl, this time my poop is smooth. It's as if the oatmeal goes in and scrapes out everything. My guess is that the soluble fiber helps to push everything down my colon.
My take away from this is that eating too much gives you gas. Thank you Kim, you're awesome. Sometimes I need a little reminder that even though I eat a healthy vegan diet, eating too much is not particularly optimum. One thing you might have forgotten to consider are vegetables such as Jerusalem Artichokes that contain indigestible sugars that invariably give you a terrific gas attack.
Wow...209 comments. Lots of gassy people here.
Caroline hahahhahah
you too lmao 😆
I fart a lot, not sure why?
My farts don't cause me pain, just everyone else.
I use a cork and have one big fart at the end of the day.
peculiarlittleman LMFAO!
It would render your brain spongy.
peculiarlittleman ...LMFAOO 🤣🤣🤣
Omg 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
peculiarlittleman 😂
My farts tell me why I've been divorced twice
🤣🤣🤣💩😳🥺👍
😂 😂 😂 Your joke tells why you shouldn't been divorced what a shame your good humour didn't save you
Divorce for farts??
So they (ladies)were perfect..?
@@meljuly8182 Ladies don't fart.
My farts tell me i shouldn't eat large quantities of cooked onions, if I wish to retain my friends and family!
Ewww err
While most people tend to make fun of it, each problem occurs in the digestive system really matters and affects the one's general body health. Since there is no replacement for it, it is the only source of energy and health. Appreciated to teach us how can we diagnose our digestive system using the fart feedback.
"I have my broccoli fart, my rice pudding fart, my Heineken fart and my non dairy creamer fart." - the late great George Carlin
😆😂😂😂😭This is the funniest comment section I’ve ever come across lol I need to sleep 😴 thanks for the Laughs.. and thanks for the vid Kim good job 👍 great topic
My wife has such farting problems even at night when I'm trying to sleep. Loud and even some are violent not to mention the smells that even has the dog getting off the bed. Hoping she doesn't do this while I'm rimming her.
Some of these comments, best laugh I've had in a very long time!
I have actually never farted, but I am open to new experiences.
what you doing on this page then?
Liar.🤣
One of my daughter's never farted in her life either. No bumhole apparently
you have the Morgan freeman voice trait, you made the topic of farting pleasant. thanks for the info.
I used to find that loud ones had the least smell and the silent but deadly ones smelled the worst, lately though I'm doing huge satisfying loud blasts that are absolutely rotten and can clear a room in seconds, the closest thing I can describe them like would be pure methane gas, is this normal?
@Zach have you tried eating stuffing like when you have your Christmas turkey? It works best for me
Amen!!! My dear friend is a gastroenterologist and we ruin every single dinner party and brunch with these kinds of talks!! I love your channel, I'm grateful it just came up in my recommendations and that I clicked!!
Also...I worship yogurt and I swear it's what keeps me from being all kinds of rank 😜
THANK YOU for your positive feedback and support on my channel! It means a lot and has inspired me to create more videos like these so I can continue to help. It's been a long time since I've made new ones, so you've really helped to nudge me in the right direction.
@@KimDeon would you ever fart infront of me? Be honest
My farts are smelling so bad that i can’t even stay in the room
@SLUTVROS ! treat yourself
When I change foods I fart so much that my wife avoids me! So I change my diet often! My wife farts like a truck driver.
Who farts stinkier betwen you two ?
I want to know how to maximize the length and stink of my farts.
1.) Beans... Cooked with lots of water left over, etc.
2.) Grapes, plums, cherries...
3.) Onions
4.) Cheese/lots of dairy
5.) Soda
6.) Meat, esp. egg, poultry and fatty/conventional/more processed red meats
7.) Pastries
8.) Yeasty breads, gluten...
9.) More beans
10.) Peppers and Brassica veggies like Brussels Sprouts and broccoli
11.) Go on a roller coaster or go for a hilly jog after eating some kind of monstrous concoction of these foods...
You're welcome. :-D
Adam Dorris yeah sure just go to Taco Bell 🌮 🛎
@@rickjames6569 Taco Smell!!
Add Beer + white castle + beans + whole raw brocoli = BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!
Raw*
One day I farted so hard my leg went numb. I don't think there's a cure for that.
I don't know what my farts are telling me, BUT, the people in the ROOM with my farts are telling me I'm an asshole...Lmfao
😂😂😂😂
Probly true.
😂
All i'm certain of is NEVER force your farts out. You might be in for a messy surprise. 😂😂
My doctor just told me yesterday that this gas problem is from to many fingers entering my lower cavity. I was worried as I only allow my boy friends, my brothers and uncle to fist me.
there's a saying... never trust a fart. 😂😂😂
Farts are like love, if you have to force it, it usually turns to shit ;-)
@@stephenscheissloch818 strange!!
Farts are known to lie!
I don't know what my farts are telling me. Ever since they started speaking French, I haven't a clue what's happening down there, anymore.
Brilliant!
Priceless
I found out that coffee makes me really gassy, though i love coffee i started reducing my intake due to gas. It has helped alot. It has been a long why i have not known the reason, and it was annoying me much that problem. Now i know i’m happy that i solved the problem.
Coffee..I also was doubting coffee..now Im trying this..thank you 🙏
Fartbucks!
Funny thing. Ive struggled with my weight, rarely fart and my digestive system was fine. I recently lost 30lbs eating healthy, working out and drinking water. My farts are now gastastic. Usually the fart parade happens after drinking lots of water
Everything I eat gives me gas !!! Like everything !!!!!! 😓
dEvOUr mE same
Me, too😫
dEvOUr mE
Eat unbuttoned pop corn.
Candida is a possibility as well as intestinal parasites
Try some dried carom seeds , lime juice and black salt , mix theese three ingredients. And eat like quarter tsp with warm water every day/ night time
When I go carb free I have no farts whatsoever. But, cooked cabbage and that roasted garlic they have at Newk's will blow the lid off.
Anyone with a camera and a RUclips Channel can be an expert on anything. You don't even need credentials or any school. Simply Amazing.
Don't like to discuss about my farts but fun to read all these comments! Great video!
Steak an eggs farts be having me ready to fight myself......its literally unreal
I work as a school teacher and in one class someone let off an absolutely vile fart that stank the place. The whole class had to evacuate the room!
@Zach Its one of those experiences that'll stay with you for life!!
AHA! Thats my problem. 3:10 I ate 4 Arbies Bacon beef and cheddar sandwiches last night, followed by a large bowl of vanilla ice cream a few hours later, and then a owl of Kashi go lean with almond milk at midnight. My beef has been MASSIVELY strong. I was sort of proud of it at first, but it would not (Still wont) stop. I opened the apartment windows and doors for a while but the neighbor complained. I'm Afraid the EPA is going to show up and write me a ticket. Its been over 12 hours and I'm still cracking massive gruesome gas blasts. My apartment smells like a war zone at a Texas chili cook off. I hope this ends soon. I havent been to bed yet because its so bad im worried about waking up with an "extra surprise". Im going to have to burn this pair of underwear anyways. Or have it "Haz-matted" to Chernobyl.
I'm DYING LAUGHING
Nunya Beeswax 😂🤣😅😜🤪
HHAAAHAAHAAHAA!!!😂😂😂
Nunya Beeswax I just spit coffee all over my keyboard laughing.
I'm so sorry but I have never laughed so hard...
A pretty woman talking about farts that’s every mans dream.🤘
No?
Greg Patterson Lol
Greg Patterson love him or hate him, he’s spittin strate fax
🤔😳😳
....
Why do some of my farts feel like it’s a big gas bubble but when I push out it’s a bolus of diarrhea
Salads, avacado and cabbage omg that makes one foul smelling bomb
This is interesting because it seems like everything I eat or drink causes me to fart. I never would have thought gluten intolerance would be the cause
There is nothing more sacred than a beautiful woman talking about farts. God bless america!!!
It’s simple, high sulphuric smelling fart mean diahrea. Sweet smelling fart means solid or lumpy bowel movement.
Thank you for this information. Unfortunately, people at work have made fun of me and it has caused me a lot of anxiety and shame.
Poor Kim! I feel so sorry for her. Someone should have told her years ago that farts smell purely for the benefit of the deaf.
Bruh 😂 😂 😂
8 blueberry porridge in the morning so when I let one go I look around the room and everybody smiling
I'm eating Cool Ranch Doritos in bed and farting under my blanket while watching this, It feels so warm, I wish you were with me Kim 😊
poor Kim.
LMAO
Farts tell me. A Dookie coming. Ever fart so loud, you crack your back.
Omg these comments are hilarious!!
Help! I can't stop laughing😂
You're making me fart!! 😂😂😷
Just reading your comment is making me fart
Nothing like a hot chick talking about farts.
or fartin you a mouth
It's all just hot air really!!!!
"I fart therefore I am" (Kunt)....as a Fartologist who studies the foul emission, we still don't know why almost all beautiful women don't fart? Italian women excepted of course, its said that Sophia Loren's along with Roseanne Barr's farts have measured on the Richter Scale. scientists at M.I.T are trying to harness the power of the fart and ponder what would happen if every living being on Earth farted at the same time. we still don't know wrote "beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot"? im serious, people all over the world know the song, who wrote it?
Results of my FART research: Last night my supper consisted of a large bowl of chili, which I washed down with four beers and half a bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Fire. This morning I had nuclear FARTS and toxic FIRE SHITS. I have concluded that the combination of beans and extremely potent booze is not conducive to good health.
Farting is an allergic reaction to what your eating. I sorted out my diet and I now do not fart at all
All I know...they stink and make the funniest sounds ever! I'm 45yrs old and i still giggle like a school girl when I rip one😁
I laugh every time my husband farts. He always asks me what’s so funny. I just think they are funny. 🤪🤣🤗
Ewwww lol
damn...
I feel better knowing I'm not alone ,thanks for sharing. 😊😊👍
10 to 20 times a day?!?! Seriously? I'm at maybe 5 on a bad day.
Maybe yours are longer :-D
Come on, You can do better
Please add dehydration to this list.
I didn’t drink water all my life so my GI adjusted and I wasn’t generally constipated. But I would fart constantly. It took 6 weeks of drinking water to fix the excessive gas.
I don't like water.
@@user-ix3yh8yt7r me too! But I like flatulence even less!
@@user-ix3yh8yt7r Mix flavor with the water. I use the Jolly Rancher cherry flavoring.
Hello Kim,
I am a man and of course in my lifetime I’ve enjoyed a good fart joke or laughed at farting as a child. However I would like to apologize for many of the male species that are posting to your videos with degrading comments since you are doing a wonderful job and providing us with great educational material. For those who want to watch a woman fart or hear a woman fart go to your porn sites. I’m sure you can watch that and some scat if you so choose. It takes a lot of courage for a woman to offer education on farting. I am sure she had to think a while before she started posting these kinds of videos. Kim, keep up the good work! :-)
Oh good lord...
such tollerance for humor you have! Isnt it equally degrading to comment on comments that are obviously meant to make people laugh? obviously the video is very educative and I don't see any of the people that are posting "degrading comments" denying that. Oh yes and keep up with the good work kim! :-)
I am taking it seriously without stupid laughing about it, that's why people are lousy at sex, which should be taken seriously! Women say men fumble around which is why women say forget it to oral sex, they want it but only if you know what you're doing.
Lmao r/whiteknight
oh my. mr. white knight...can you save me too?
Thank you for those advices. People find it taboo but its really important. I suffer from it a lot. Thanks
Love the two shades flowing through your hair, 👏👏 glowing as always doctor, lovely make up too. A great role model to look up to.
Farting 10-20 times a day😒... That's baby steps😂
I beat those numbers easily 😁
Stevie D 🤨😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same bro I be farting like 100 times a day
I seem on only fart when I’m around people even though I’m not nervous of going in public. Whenever I’m alone I’m perfectly fine but the moment someone comes in, I feel it coming constantly. I can’t smell it but others can.
Skylar Bow Me too lol I just let it rip. It's natural anyway
I am really enjoying my green vegetable smoothy in the mornings. Really helps with slowing digestive system due to age. Also cut milk, sugar out of my diet. Crazy cravings for junk food and suger.
My farts have been telling me that Jesus is coming back....... judging by the frequency of this message, I fear the end is nigh!
Dameethyl Triptwthme 😂😂😂😂
Happiness comes from within, that’s why it feels so good to fart!
Spread the Joy 🤗💨💨💨💨💨💨
I farted so loud once that my dogs started barking, I guess they thought an intruder was in the room.
If farting was an Olympic event I'd definately be on the podium
My doctor just told me yesterday that this gas problem is from to many fingers entering my lower cavity. I was worried as I only allow my boy friends, my brothers and uncle to fist me.
I only fart once a day.....each one lasts 24 hours. What causes that?
TLC would like to know your location
Mine are the silent but deadly ones 😩😂 Atleast nobody knows who it was
Hahaha
Silent farts are deadly.
Sbd's 🤣🤣
Hot chick talking about farts?! Priceless. Or just eat a balanced diet...
You should be a nutritionist.
@@Jdres123 this is the comment I knew was buried somewhere down below.
first thing I thought
Dwight Schrute that's what she said!
Jesus Christ i think i’m done smoking for the day now
No matter what they said, farts are fun and if they are stinky more fun!!
She should have ripped a massive, nasty pungent fart at the beginning of the video.
not possible. attractive women do not fart
Dan Goodbad right...we whisper in our panties
Dan Goodbad your stupid because everyone farts EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
Maybe she could handcuff me to the bed and let rip on my face a few times. Really make a night of it.
WTF?! Real women... hot women fart juicy stinky farts and they are the sexiest women ever!!!
I don't know what's going on, farting too much these past days brought me here, and I'm kinda worried if this really normal. I fart every 5 minutes interval for 3 days now, and my partner had told me that I also fart too much every now and then while sleeping.
Could another cause be not having enough beneficial bacteria? I used to be gassy after lunch, but that went away after taking probiotics for an extended period. My understanding was that the beneficial bacteria help the body produce enzymes.
Did you take the probiotics after or before eating?
I'm so glad that my flatulence doesn't come from my mouth. Just think how smelly my prayers would be.
You take on such a farty topic with a great ease
why, thank you! :)
The backing music to this video should have been the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme on loop.
Oh just great. My wife just walked by. I got in trouble with my wife when Kim D"Eon said fart too loud. My wife said, why do you listen to such crap? She had no idea the topic.
Tell her its not crap ,that's after the farts.🤣💩👍
Mine started after surgery and only gets excessive when I get anxiety/panic or just don't feel relaxed, which is basically whenever I'm not alone. I'll get it if I have to see someone even for 5 minutes it starts in excess, no matter what I've eaten(except most fruit/veg other than potatoes seem to make it 50% worse). I got it in a job and lost my job from running to the toilet too often because I was too embarrassed to tell the truth so said I was throwing up instead. I didn't go to the first day of a job because I was having panic attacks knowing I could not get through a whole day without farting and it was training in a huge hall where you'd hear a penny drop and smell anything. My anxiety/fear gets that bad that I'll lose Vision everything will go fuzzy like white noise, only had that before fainting. Is so weird to develop phobia over something everyone does and when it gets in the way of another survival need of work/relationships.
Things like peppermint and fennel make mine worse.
I think food combining is a next step thanks and maybe mono eating which I have not done for years.
Yes, you have "nervous stomach upset", typically caused by social or performance anxiety, which leads to gas, stomach pain, and diahrea. Anxiety is a physiological response to a perceived danger or harm on some level. I get that too, but CBD and/or CBD/THC tinctures really helps me with that when needed.
omg this is soo me ,i dont know what to do
Funny , I'm only compelled to fart when I see my wife ..weird
Ozark man That's hysterical! Haha!
She left you yet?
Fuck off
no 7: certain medications, especially diabetic medications
Taking a dump while I’m watching this
any pics?
Same
Ew
I believe I have gluten and dairy intolerance. I have most of the symptoms. I recently went shopping and purchased all gluten free products. It’s been a few weeks and I see a big difference in how I feel. Thanks for the informative video! God Bless..☺️
I worked with a dude that could clear a 4 bay garage with his farts. I Swear it was like pepper spray. It just ended up with him grinning and we'd all say, "damn dude!" And leave before it set in. He'd stay
Its nice to understand the process how bacteria feed of undigested food
Stop eating USDA products.
I had anticipated with 100% accuracy that when reading the comments, there would be an elevated level of flatulence comedy. Thanks for not letting me down. ffffrrrrrtttt!
FARTS ARE FUN!..Most Folks LOL when they hear one...Right?
I for sure have Candida : ( I hate it. Two hours after i eat carbs i start farting. The days that i don't eat carbs I feel amazing.
You didn't mention IBS.
Yes she did. Carbs, dairy, meat: all lead to ibs