Greg Fitzsimmons' Gig from hell & How to Fake a Dick Pic

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @FlokiPoki-we9gm
    @FlokiPoki-we9gm Год назад +13

    Adam and Fitz together... I could listen everyday.

  • @dianalinscome5830
    @dianalinscome5830 Год назад +17

    ❤ Poor Greg, hits his knee on a fire hydrant 😂 Adam, you and Greg cracked me up. I love your stories... This is another great show 😂

  • @minimaxrock
    @minimaxrock Год назад +7

    hilarious episode! My fav is when you have a funny comedian on and you jus chat...you were on fire ACEman.

  • @richb313
    @richb313 Год назад +7

    Great Show Adam you had the perfect guest Fitzdod.

  • @19Savage78
    @19Savage78 Год назад +6

    Fitz Dog! Love it when you’re on with Ace Man!

  • @IMDunn-oy9cd
    @IMDunn-oy9cd Год назад +15

    Fitzdog is always a homerun.

  • @MrRatingz
    @MrRatingz Год назад +8

    Fitz is a rock star!!!

    • @Mic420m
      @Mic420m Год назад +2

      Fitzdoggie

  • @incognitoguitars9999
    @incognitoguitars9999 Год назад +3

    BEST episode ever. Great job!

  • @slayskool777
    @slayskool777 Год назад +35

    Is Greg the old man that dances on the Six Flags commercials?

  • @agoodplumber
    @agoodplumber Год назад +7

    get it on!

  • @radonradon5478
    @radonradon5478 Год назад +3

    11:45 + " Good from far,
    Far from good. "
    Hahalol 😂

  • @joe_higachi
    @joe_higachi Год назад +7

    Finally, a normal episode

  • @Ken_412
    @Ken_412 Год назад +1

    The blue lighting looks excellent. Easy on the eyes. 👍

  • @BrianDoughty-q7w
    @BrianDoughty-q7w 8 месяцев назад

    Best podcast ever.... Greg is almost the best guest ever....

  • @robertwylie7818
    @robertwylie7818 Год назад +4

    “Chick think” has so much truth. Keep showing us examples. There’s an endless supply!

  • @mikemarfell6943
    @mikemarfell6943 Год назад +1

    Great show gentleman.....Ace had Fitzdog cracking up and visa versa

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m Год назад +12

    You felt like you were at a civil rights march...
    Fitz NEVER hesitates to bring the 🔥 fire 😅😅

  • @krazykkarl
    @krazykkarl Год назад +13

    The same community that is causing the stores to leave will also complain about the area being a "food desert."

    • @Rubeless
      @Rubeless Год назад +3

      They’d probably spell it desserts :)

    • @Gringo_Mayo
      @Gringo_Mayo Год назад

      And they'll blame said "food deserts" on racial oppression and not on the actual cause: cultural degeneracy.

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 Год назад +13

    Fitzdog back again? Hell yeah, get it on.

    • @thomasgentry6201
      @thomasgentry6201 Год назад +3

      Love Perros and Fitz!

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 Год назад +3

      Well I've been trying to get it on for a half hour, for some reason this one video refuses to play on the RUclips app. Got it working viewing through Chrome. It is now officially on.

    • @thomasgentry6201
      @thomasgentry6201 Год назад +2

      @@D-Fens_1632 Well get kicked off You Tube weekly for Facts or opinions!

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox Год назад +2

      Mandate: GET IT ON

    • @Rubeless
      @Rubeless Год назад +1

      From falling down?

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 Год назад +2

    I live in Ossining NY, Phelps hospital is top notch, best I’ve ever been too, but a co-pay attached to everything in there. Expensive co-pays .

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 Год назад +13

    Funny how a country known for MS13 requires a booster shot for entry

  • @j.s.t.b.
    @j.s.t.b. Год назад

    Need this show everyday ❤

  • @dcpc5980
    @dcpc5980 Год назад

    Them trying to calculate the numbers makes my brain melt. I think that I had a seizure.

  • @traciehedin8000
    @traciehedin8000 Год назад +1

    Haha, Adam “ check your purse” 😂

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m Год назад +2

    A text battle 😂😂😂

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 Год назад +1

    Pubes are the Parchment Paper of the hair family

  • @Choscura
    @Choscura Год назад +1

    I think all the baseball players hearing your softball metaphor feel blackballed.

  • @clevermissfox
    @clevermissfox Год назад +2

    My vote: should’ve said something innocuous to the girl after the Whoopsie, something like “you better grab that, someone could slip on it, I’ll take one and you take the other” and make it a team effort to find somewhere to throw it out. I wouldn’t go back later when you see the mom though, teaching moment has passed and princess wont grasp it, she already forgot all about it.
    As for the butter, girls should know there is French toast butter, grabbed that THEN refilled from the back. It’s ridiculous you had to source your own. And no it’s not being difficult especially with your “allergy”.
    Hope Fitz’ knee heeled up and I wonder how the hair dresser handles phone calls from her mobile on Doomsday. Fucking hilarious.

  • @stevenguevara2184
    @stevenguevara2184 Год назад +2

    That’s 7 plys of maple Ace Man

  • @InglouriousBradsterd
    @InglouriousBradsterd Год назад

    around 40:00 so funny how Adam talks about haircuts with Greg "bald since 23" Fitzsimmons

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 Год назад

    That’s who’s voice is on the box in Charlie’s Angels Hugh Hefner😂

  • @trishcooley5810
    @trishcooley5810 Год назад +2

    When you trim your pubes, the end of the hairs are blunt with sharp edges. The long uncut hair is tapered & smooth, & uneven. Eventually the new cut ends with wear down & get more tapered, smoother, & will grow in different lengths.

  • @brettmuir5679
    @brettmuir5679 Год назад +1

    Video trouble again...won't load....again?
    What's up guys? I live and die for this podcast. Please fix asap

    • @Mic420m
      @Mic420m Год назад

      That's what she said

    • @Rubeless
      @Rubeless Год назад

      Adam has his own podcast site.

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m Год назад +2

    Key lime pie and call it a day

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m Год назад

    How weird is it to pack your own shit.... That's what the stool pusher asked his buddy.😂😂

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 Год назад +1

    Good call back, Samoan guy’s calves

  • @11UncleBooker22
    @11UncleBooker22 Год назад +3

    Fitz Dog, employees/workers at hospitals wear different colored scrubs depending on profession, look it up.

    • @Rubeless
      @Rubeless Год назад

      They do at the college I work at.

  • @jimcraig8566
    @jimcraig8566 Год назад +2

    Kudos to Fitzdog…not wearing a ballcap. 🧢

  • @Lilleybugglane
    @Lilleybugglane Год назад

    I remember back in the day... 80s 90s... seeing a HANDICAPPED person was like seeing a unicorn... *NOW* ... THE UNICORNS ARE *EVERYWHERE* ... 🇺🇸

  • @Cletus_the_Elder
    @Cletus_the_Elder Год назад +8

    Back already? Did the Make A Wish Foundation grant Fitzsimmons two appearances on the show?

  • @robtierney5653
    @robtierney5653 Год назад +3

    I would find the guy who shot the guy innocent. He warned him. And some mentally ill person kept following him.

  • @stevebakker6884
    @stevebakker6884 Год назад +2

    So, the question is, what are the chances that the guy whose wife Fitzdog reverse heckled at that club is going to hear the story Fitz just told?

  • @words911
    @words911 Год назад

    Adam is a fucking national treasure

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 Год назад +1

    Great advertisement Pineapple, the world’s stickiest fruit

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 Год назад +1

    A woman with 8 toes should get a discount on her pedicure

  • @derbydriver7431
    @derbydriver7431 Год назад

    When are you coming to the laugh factory in Covina

  • @johnkasza2315
    @johnkasza2315 Год назад +3

    Tell me this isnt better than having Gina and Bryan there,,great show ACE

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m Год назад +1

    Check that box😆

  • @rupertsheldon7081
    @rupertsheldon7081 Год назад +1

    Adam, you being a car guy should understand the Porsche in the handicap parking space is an emotional support Porsche that is also an indispensable component of the gimps physical therapy program🤔

  • @cadilacdesert
    @cadilacdesert Год назад +3

    I’ve watched these women let their dogs lick produce at the grocery store

  • @powerofthetime
    @powerofthetime Год назад +4

    Great Fartsummons

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 Год назад +1

    I worked at Guilford Connecticut McDonalds in 1985, approximately $3:50 an hour minimum wage

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 Год назад +1

      I worked at one in 1995 starting at $4.25. It was a big deal when I worked the closing shift that they bumped you up to $5 for. Those years there brought some of the best times of my life and some of the worst. It's very eye opening, I think all higj school students should be required to do a semester working fast food.

    • @Mic420m
      @Mic420m Год назад

      I bet you were worth every cent🥺

    • @Rubeless
      @Rubeless Год назад

      Took a job after retiring, it was the first time I ever worked for min wage. It lasted two years.

  • @patrickgoncalves3878
    @patrickgoncalves3878 Год назад +1

    The worst is that it's not disabled people using the scooters, it's young obese people with nothing wrong with them.

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m Год назад

    There's always something wrong with an upper decker

  • @hearttoheart4me
    @hearttoheart4me Год назад +1

    People like pointy food. Pizza, dessert etc.

  • @Sigmund1924
    @Sigmund1924 Год назад +4

    I’m middle class and a comedy club is even beneath me. Never heard someone so proud of being a coward😂. “ I ran back stage, hid behind a pillar, ran away while injuring my knee before speeding away.” Jesus H. Don Rickles made a career out of insulting people. If they got in his face, he’d insult them even more. Old Don never ran and hid behind a wall.😂😂

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 Год назад

    Just for brownie points, his old boss well he didn’t have any complaints Masonary man😂

  • @rogue-like4life
    @rogue-like4life Год назад

    Since hearing the interview Greg did with Norm MacDonald, I've been a fan. The relaxed conversation style he uses paired with his ability to riff back witty jokes with his guests like two tennis players who practiced together for years volleying during practice. I'd like to shoot the shit with him for sure

  • @jangrahame4891
    @jangrahame4891 Год назад +1

    LOL, Biden spends so much time in his basement, they can tell him he won again and he wouldn't know the difference😂

  • @ryanwheelscasten48
    @ryanwheelscasten48 Год назад

    if the person who is standing is the one that gets to talk, does this mean that, because Im in a wheelchair, I have to become a mute?

  • @EricBullet
    @EricBullet Год назад +1

    is this video 360p?

    • @Mic420m
      @Mic420m Год назад +1

      Got lame?

    • @EricBullet
      @EricBullet Год назад

      @@Mic420m nope got premium & 4k guess they must have finally uploaded a high def one.

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 Год назад +1

    I can work at In and Out burger for $20 an hour? Sign me up right outside USC

    • @joe_higachi
      @joe_higachi Год назад

      And $1000 a month studio apartment 😝

  • @vanderhogie
    @vanderhogie Год назад +1

    SOOOOOOOO
    I... apparently have have a long (CO@@) issue and if oil is used daring preparation...
    It reflects upon when I had COVID19 In 2019, AKA ofcatory, rancid oil taste, however, effect when... I interact with food.

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m Год назад

    Only a true artist would have no problem with automation. Artomation

  • @davehconner
    @davehconner Год назад

    Speaking of Dianne Feinstein making it all the way to age 90, it occurs to me that an early death is not the only form of untimely demise.

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 Год назад

    Somebody had Hugh Hefner come in and take a photo shoot me when I was 18

  • @MustangCoastie
    @MustangCoastie Год назад

    Small lightweight items above your feet are missile hazard. Anything on the floor is a trip hazard. Safest place for the dog is on the floor.

  • @Lilleybugglane
    @Lilleybugglane Год назад

    The way we have HUMANIZED animals is so sad... 🇺🇸

  • @gggawd6213
    @gggawd6213 Год назад

    We all must admit. Fast food workers are essential. Pay the meter maids minimum and hook up our food servers. I'll make burgers at home before I buy one made by a robot.

  • @sarahanderson7156
    @sarahanderson7156 9 месяцев назад

    I hate to disagree but lava cakes are amazing. I make an excellent one

  • @gggawd6213
    @gggawd6213 Год назад

    We should have been outraged at the burger advertisement lies many years ago. We are frogs in a pot, now nothing is true.

  • @mr.snicker-doodles7081
    @mr.snicker-doodles7081 Год назад

    Greg, 50 yard Cutie!!

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 Год назад

    Why would I tell you about Michael😂

  • @heisenburg1144
    @heisenburg1144 Год назад

    1:28:00 adam smells something lol

  • @dacrd
    @dacrd Год назад

    I will NEVER listen to Chris Howard or Danny Larue's podcasts no matter how many ads they put on your show. I do not care what they think some guys are doing with a ball.

  • @jchborg90277
    @jchborg90277 Год назад

    One of the few comics on the ACS that I can stomach.

  • @Mic420m
    @Mic420m Год назад +1

    Dogs only know food.

  • @jarredfradsham1329
    @jarredfradsham1329 Год назад

    For scale there is a 8.5 inch wood ruler from Wescot (the old school wooden ruler company) that is marked is if it was 12 inches with the exact ratio width and length (ruler wise). Please do not reply

  • @nancyrautmann1636
    @nancyrautmann1636 Год назад

    Okay, first time caller, long time listener. I'm coming from Adam's generation.....We really don't care. Especially at our age. I mean, we've had all the "great sex" we're going to have. It's all about conversation & not being an asshole at this point. And, who the hell is the 4th voice coming from off camera???? lol

    • @Rubeless
      @Rubeless Год назад +1

      I’m 50, so right behind ya.
      Had to retire early and move to a small town. The single scene is what I expected, if they are single, it’s for a reason. Better than dealing with millions of people

    • @madpriest7822
      @madpriest7822 Год назад

      Dawson

  • @fondofsauce
    @fondofsauce Год назад

    News flash: it's elected office. We are not getting the best person.

  • @bobs5051
    @bobs5051 Год назад

    been to a golf course lately??

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 Год назад

    Who in the hell else do you think

  • @emilylowrance7930
    @emilylowrance7930 Год назад

    greg hasn't tried manscape

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 Год назад

    Corey Taylor you have a big mouth😂

  • @ronniek2487
    @ronniek2487 2 месяца назад

    Kam Saying Proudly Ur ... Values Have Not Changed ... 2 me Thats The PROBLEM !!.... Sorry Kam

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 Год назад

    Best divorce ever😂

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter Год назад

    GRIDS
    Gradual Infant Death Syndrome (Jonathan Katz)

  • @vanessapanek9959
    @vanessapanek9959 Год назад

    Whoever published Fifty Shades of Grey, and made a movie that’s plagiarism

  • @julzee111
    @julzee111 5 месяцев назад

    How bout just dip it in plaster and when it dries pour water in it and u use the volume of water as a measurement. Duh guys

  • @Twobarpsi
    @Twobarpsi Год назад

    FSU Brandon and Mutts Nuts, you still alive?!?

  • @Dr650rob
    @Dr650rob Год назад

    So your hair is longer on the side than the top

  • @robertfrancois6064
    @robertfrancois6064 Год назад

    Pandas stink, if I get ahold of one it’s dinner time

  • @cutndry4165
    @cutndry4165 Год назад

    FJB

  • @quepingabrothe
    @quepingabrothe Год назад

    Fitzsimmons.......AGAIN??....Jesus dude

  • @ninajefferson4018
    @ninajefferson4018 Год назад

    Marianne Williamson for president. Check her out.

  • @brettmuir5679
    @brettmuir5679 Год назад

    5/8 = .625
    Come on ace, you bragg on your building skills. Do you know that 1/4 = .25 or that 3/16= .1875...
    ...gotta know you fractions as decimals man, that is if you gunna work with precision and accruing measurements

  • @Bigjae99
    @Bigjae99 Год назад +1

    Fitzsimmons look like a spider man villian

  • @defundisrael
    @defundisrael Год назад

    black woman in Gov
    😂😂😂😂😂🎉

  • @TaraConti
    @TaraConti Год назад +1

    6:10
    I should start bringing my Python around and claim that he’s my “Emotional Support” Python.
    ❤️‍🩹⚕️🐍

    • @Rubeless
      @Rubeless Год назад +1

      If you wear a mask and a Kamala for president shirt, you won’t hear a word.

  • @codysmiff222
    @codysmiff222 Год назад +2

    Greg aka bill burr through chemo