So I've done some digging and found a BuzzFeed article from 1992 about how Shaq's music career has landed him a role as a basketball player in the movie "Good Burger." Antknee might have confused reality with fiction here.
Should’ve known this was going to be another no-nonsense video. It’s nothing but cold analytical truths here. It’s really okay Melon, you can lighten up sometimes :/
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What’s wild about this channel is that when Anthony shitposts, the comment sections can’t warn you b/c the comments have been 99% shitposting for years
FACT :Travis Scott is actually the best rapper according to Fantano because Travis states that he is the : “HIGHEST IN THE ROOM”, therefore making him the best rapper because he is always the highest in the room.
I was taking it completely seriously until he searched Lil Wayne’s height. It’s annoying that we can’t get a rappers tier list video but we can get an unironic Drake tier list........ 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@ actually it was a little less than a year between the releases. must've made some good investments since that because im pretty sure he did not release much music in the span of those two releases. or he just said a random height, think thats more likely lmao.
All jokes aside, Anthony does make a good point with this video. It’s ridiculous to expect someone to rank rappers as though there is some easy, simple metric (like height) to compare them. Music is creative, subjective, and open to interpretation. Unsubscribed.
I'm sick of the unrealistic body expectations that the media propagates through society. The man told us what we were getting from the beginning. LIL Wayne. Not tall Wayne. Not big Wayne. LIL Wayne.
I feel like this is going to get recommended to so many people just based on the title and this will be their first interaction with Anthony. Rip thatistheplan
Biggie had to be like 6’4. I met him a couple times in the early 90’s. I’m 6’1 and he was definitely more than an inch taller than I am. I demand a recount
*Me seeing the video in my notifications:* okay this is a joke *Seeing him pull out lil wayne:* oh dang nvm this is for real *Ranks him on his height:* okay I guess I should have seen that coming
Surprised you haven't done this until now. Edit: Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness... and crushed it! Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces.
I think the whole point of this video is you can't really quantify rappers in a tier list and have it be taken seriously. Honestly I was scratching my head when I saw the thumbnail
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no RUclipsr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear ni
According to the criteria, Melon Head is at an extraordinary A tier with a height of 6'1", thus beating out feminem and kung fu kenny as the superior rapper
It was a tall order coming up with this list and you didn't fall short of my expectations. The height of critical analysis, standing head and shoulders above other lists. Puns.
Mr. Fantano, I think you forgot about outstanding evidence that proves that Lil Uzi Vert, also known as Symere Woods, is in fact an S-tier rapper. Although in base state he is 5'4", when he stands on his money he is as tall as 9'10" according to his song Myron, easily asserting him as a chad and beating Shaq.
This is why I hate Fantano. His shirt clearly says “only NY” likely referring to the United States metropolis New York City or the state to which it belongs. But as he mentions frequently, he is a resident of the state of Connecticut. How fake can you get. 😤😤🤯🤯🤬🤬🥵
The best rapper is actually Wu Tang Clan because if you stack them on top of each other they’re easily over 50 feet tall.
Brokhampton tho
@@imadabbou1766 odd future tho
Any ska band tho
big brain shit over here
@@2playusout man, wut
Imagine skipping to the end and seeing G-easy and drake in the A tier and Shaq in S tier.
Imagine skipping to the end and just seeing Shaq. And then fantano saying "that is all the rappers"
😂😂
Something told me not to skip to the end
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo
I did skip to the need and saw Kendrick in C and G-eazy in A and I was so fucking confused
Who else found out about Shaq’s alleged “basketball career” from this vid.
are we taling about big shaq or shaq?
Shaq was the sheriff in my town. I didn't know he was a rapper.
Do we have any proof of the alleged career? I can't find any
Shaq could ball??? yoo tf why did no one tell me
So I've done some digging and found a BuzzFeed article from 1992 about how Shaq's music career has landed him a role as a basketball player in the movie "Good Burger." Antknee might have confused reality with fiction here.
lil Wayne being 5'5 is actually a good thing, it shows his honesty. he is not a big Wayne, hes just a little wayne.
Lil'*
What
Right?? Like, at least he is self aware 🤷🏻♂️
I’m BIG Wayne now!
But he’s 5’5 😬😬😬
“Rap is like a mountain. It’s mostly black, but white at the top.” - Anthony Fantano
"A mountain is like a rap. But it's mostly a top."
A is top mountain. Like rap mostly a it's.
"A mountain is top, at the rap but it's mostly." - Andrew Fandom
“A mountain is like a rap. Black.” - Billy Eyelash
“Black is like a white. It’s mostly rap, but a mountain at the top” -Atwon Fantwon
Should’ve known this was going to be another no-nonsense video. It’s nothing but cold analytical truths here. It’s really okay Melon, you can lighten up sometimes :/
How can you have fun when you’re as busy as Antoine?
@@ytera8130 He is the internet’s busiest music nerd. Busy busy busy is he, always working.
You do realize the whole video is satire right? It’s all a joke.
@@bloodrainghoul3595 its almost like this comment is too
There’s no such thing as a nonsense melon video
Can't believe you'd rank Lil Wayne at C even though he single handedly ended Mexico's drug crisis by using all the drugs in Mexico
Lmao
Xdd
HAHAHAH WTFFFF
Ah, a fellow Onion viewer I see
That's all good and stuff but you gotta remember he's 5'5
Skipped to the end without listening to the criteria. Almost had a heart attack.
🤣
yup same
same 🤣
This is why you don't do things like that
Samw
we’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled.
We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock .... you kno the rest.
Hoodwinked, even.
Im actually pissed off. I wanted this to be real
great use of Anaphroa there.
Outmanoeuvred, i'd say
I can’t believe I sat through this willingly
frrr💀💀💀
ok
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The fuq
@@davidpadilla1354 Dora the Explorer forbidden lmao
I could only wonder where Royce Da 5’9” would have placed
Well we both know that he aint no shaq in terms of rap
Top of end of B tier probably, maybe Tupac sort of level
I wonder where Bushwick Bill (of the Geto Boys) would land?
Probably E tier he's like 4'8"
@@jojodoom7303 Or F
What’s wild about this channel is that when Anthony shitposts, the comment sections can’t warn you b/c the comments have been 99% shitposting for years
if it was called to pimp a shitpost you would’ve given it a 100% shit
Us: So you're going to make a best rappers of all time tier list, right?
TheNeedleDrop: That is the plan.
The "sonically and *objective* " rapper list
This comment is poetic
Omgomgomgomg this comment is GOLD
Tory Lanez punching the air rn after seeing the list criteria
underated comment
Lol
@Srevilo even better
Punching his booster seat
how he punching the air if he can't reach it
FACT :Travis Scott is actually the best rapper according to Fantano because Travis states that he is the : “HIGHEST IN THE ROOM”, therefore making him the best rapper because he is always the highest in the room.
but he also said “she fills my mind up with ideas” which means that he’s easily influenced by others (not strong willed), F tier imo
@@cdw2468 I don't think it's fair to consider willpower in this discussion you *I D I O T*
If lil uzi vert stands on his money he is 9'10 tho
@@RapCityco but in reality he is 5'4 so he is F tier
@@gooddickman1561 if shaq can be counted as a rapper. Then lil uzi can stand on his money
Imagine watching this without volume lmao
This is the weirdest comment yet the most entertaining comment I’ve seen so far
That's honestly the funniest thing I've heard all day
Fuck i did and was completely confused till shaq came
This is the *HEIGHT* of music criticism.
Bad dum tss
Thanks for bolding and capitalizing the word height I wouldn't have got it otherwise
and the criticism of human height
Nothing will ever be the same...
If i could give u a suggestion edit ur comment and dont bold or capitalize “height”. It makes it kinda corny
S Tier stands for Shaq Tier.
Yes
Shaquille
Shaquille o Neal actually had a decent rap album ngl
@@Man_in_a_Gucci_Suit not rlly, the joke here is that shaq's bars are garbage
Big Shaq?
Everyone knows that the best rapper in existence is Viper.
I'd argue DOMD and Hi C
Obviously, he's 6'2 with crazy hops
@@startervisions Hi-C? Really? His jheri curls are kinda too greasy for me.
@@Stoopidxoolin no not that Hi C...the new guy "hi cee" aka "c boogie"
@@startervisions oh... I don’t think I know that one.
Kanye is actually the best since his ego is bigger than everything in the world.
Kanye’s ego is it’s own rapper in itself
@@followthemusic01 Hence why he’s clearly the best rapper. It’s like 2 rappers into 1! 🙂
If we talking ego we putting Jaden in S tier
“Rap is like a mountain. It’s about getting top.”
- fantano, probably
imagine thinking he would do this unironically.
Guilty 😔
I was taking it completely seriously until he searched Lil Wayne’s height. It’s annoying that we can’t get a rappers tier list video but we can get an unironic Drake tier list........ 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@@kipdaedricartifact sook you
btw why was he describing sahbabii perfectly when talking about j cole
I got fooled
it’s chaotic how calm and collected he is during this whole thing.
@Casey Mays because he’s taking it so seriously
I’m not sure you know what chaotic means...
@@hifriend494 or u truly dont understand how chaotic works
Thats the opposite of chaotic though....
That's cute look at my comment on this. It's just facts. No feelings....
This one really felt like a Penguinz0 vid lmao
Almost
yeah but actually entertaining
@@EdenHolder yeah he's gotten quite boring over the years sadly
I never really understood why Rap God never took off, Shaq put his heart and soul into that song.
Ok
Quite unfortunate, really.
I lost it when Eminem picture was Ellen
Nuh uhn that was Nem Nem
@@startervisions oh yay my bad I thought that was Ellen for a second
Now Eminem definitely is going to record a whole song againts the Melon
That was definitely Eminem, Ellen is slightly shorter
Ecléctico Iconoclasta Eminem is snowflake, either way he could lyrically kill me...
Anthony, putting Lil Uzi Vert in S tier because when he stands on his money his height turns to 9"10 is sorta cheating.....
Its 6'6 though.
@@mrbounceoffwithdat4420 that pissed me off. You beat me to it lol
@@mrbounceoffwithdat4420 He says he's 9'10 i just forgot what track it's on.
@ actually it was a little less than a year between the releases. must've made some good investments since that because im pretty sure he did not release much music in the span of those two releases. or he just said a random height, think thats more likely lmao.
@@mrbounceoffwithdat4420 Someone didn't hear Myron.
All jokes aside, Anthony does make a good point with this video. It’s ridiculous to expect someone to rank rappers as though there is some easy, simple metric (like height) to compare them. Music is creative, subjective, and open to interpretation.
Unsubscribed.
Feet. $
@alessiobaley1792**Shaq
Damn Anthony, the fact that Royce Da 5'9" isn't on this list is sickening
He is at least on par with Tupac imo
How tall is he tho?
@@bassist516 6' 9"
@@bassist516 I think he's 5'5" idk tho
He listed all the rappers my guy who is this Royce of average stature?
I'm sick of the unrealistic body expectations that the media propagates through society. The man told us what we were getting from the beginning. LIL Wayne. Not tall Wayne. Not big Wayne. LIL Wayne.
Dude its a joke
@@remcovissers1349 so is mine. Sarcasm is hard to read online
@@remcovissers1349 oh god you didn’t get it
@@remcovissers1349 how did you not get this joke
@@remcovissers1349 how did u not get it smh
Girls measuring guys value:
Facts
straight up
lol not true. The standars that we girls have for men are actually so low it will surprise u
@@fernanda-yx9vr OK ALASKA
@Loud Pack Guys are really judgemental about looks too, shouldn't be a surprise.
I think 'greatest' could also imply volume or surface area, it's a bit ignorant to only consider height in that regard
Hang on a second I gotta go value Shaq surface area in km²
@@outmywritemind1739 Rick Ross could have more surface area
@@Tom_Hillman he literally cracked a crater when he landed in Europe
I suspect all that would change on this list is swapping Biggie and Gerald, which you're right would be more slightly accurate.
Then we need a new tier for Big Pun
I really thought he was gonna rate logic and use a picture of himself lmao
This one got me.
This method is surprisingly accurate, just look at tory lanez
Nah
I can't
He so short he can’t even be in a tier
Im dead 🤣
Yeah, he really shot himself in the foot trying to be a rapper while being that short.
I knew as soon as he looked up Lil Wayne’s height, this would be a troll video.
He has in his google history a bunch of stuff about rapper height too lol
u should have
@@smartyuno I think those are suggested searches
but it's not a troll video
@@kidamnesiak1 nope he searched that lol
Anthony ranking rappers off of their skin color isnt really a valid list reasoning
He memed his own list before the trolls could.
melon really forgot about uzi... he literally stands on his money and his height turns to 9’10” which is legendary tier
Huh?
Um, no? He did all the rappers.
ok
In reality I’m 5’4 stand on my money now I’m 6’6
Its 6'6 not 9'10
“5’8, man I’m 6’4” - MGK
Anthony finally confirms that Rap Devil was the best diss track of all time.
Underrated comment
Seeing all these rappers be pretty small really gave me a lot of confidence to pursue a rap career
I pray they don’t reject Anthony from art school with facial hair like that. Only one step away
You mean the Pizza Hut stash?
@@bifecubano wow your so funny
@@bifecubano this is why you have no friends
@@bifecubano nitpick
And i pray he go join the military after failing art school
It must have hurt Melon to even joke place Kendrick in the C tier
ikr he should be in F easily
@@itisi996 idk he's relatively average
Average height, I mean
@@AlgonSoft I’d say Eminem is average height
@@judestinks hmm
@@itisi996 pam
HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS😭
This is just satire. It's just a joke
breaking bad referance?
Read this in Jesse's voice
Yes he can now stop crying
@@liamdutchstackr4828 😐
The picture of Em had me dying
i can't believe i voluntarily sat through this melon trolling his way for 14 minutes and loved it
Imagine your reaction watching this video with no audio
Deaf people triggered
I was watching with no audio. I almost commented about g eazy's placement above kendrick but then I saw shaq and figured it out.
You’d occasionally see height numbers then realize what’s going on.
I mean you can still see what he’s searchin on google lol
ok but this unironically would be pretty nice too Anthony
Omg
No
I think you missed the lesson in this
lol, hes never gonna do it because there is no "best rapper"
What the hell is this? You are wrong in every way. All knowing my ass!
Thank God he didn't include Tyler here cause that boi is insecure about his height and wants to be 6'3 but sadly he's only 6'2
What about Big Shaq? He's literally Shaq, but BIG.
Underrated comment
@@lxrenzxcxsta lorenzo costa *
@@bowskee That's, indeed, my name
@@lxrenzxcxsta lorenzo is a cool name not gonna lie to you
@@bowskee thanks
Anthony Fantano is 6'1" I'd say that lands him in mid-A tier
But so is Cal Chuchesta, but he didn't even make the list. WTF
Cal is 6'2".
So we know who the better rapper is.
Cal 8'5
I feel like this is going to get recommended to so many people just based on the title and this will be their first interaction with Anthony.
Rip thatistheplan
I feel like the height thing might be a coverup for Melon's actual opinion.😂
ok
How to make a non controversial rap tier list 101
this was still pretty controversial due to the like/dislike ratio
@@angadgrewal9324 wdym there's no dislikes on this video
I lowkey wanted this to be a serious list
Lol imagine the outrage
What? this is no joke.
same but also i know the hate he’d get for that would be astonishing
”If i would rank Fantano on a tier list of music critics than imma have to google Fantanos hair length, and as you can see we have a problem here”
Myke C Town will be S tier then - JPEGMAFIA, somewhere
Mustache length counts
@@Erichards8983 discount that, no
ok
I swear, if Anthony Kiedis isn't S tier, I'll sue
Lol
It’s best rapper, not best raper.
@@bioof4 i didn’t like my comment but now that you mention it I might as well.
He’s not a rapper
@@oddballreviews He raps
Biggie had to be like 6’4. I met him a couple times in the early 90’s. I’m 6’1 and he was definitely more than an inch taller than I am.
I demand a recount
Meeting B.I.G In Real life?
Thats a Flex and a half
Seriously?!?
cap
you met notorious B.I.G. in real life
platform shoes bro
imagine this being the first video someone sees of this guy💀
me skipping to the end and seeing shaq 🤨
ellen too?
@@weirdfish1216 bro I literally did the same thing
The right way to watch fantano
Y'all wilding over here, where tf is Ellen, that's Eminem
Ya'll know he parodying that shitty list he made about about some time ago, right? The one that had Joe Budden at number 3.
*Me seeing the video in my notifications:* okay this is a joke
*Seeing him pull out lil wayne:* oh dang nvm this is for real
*Ranks him on his height:* okay I guess I should have seen that coming
I really do want a J Cole album about Zoology
I lost it at that part hahaha
Zootopia*
Is that joke just totally random or is it a reference to something?
All these things literally sound like things the people say in the “melon you can’t...” comments
Exacly
Maybe he’s trying to kill those comments once and for all
Surprised you haven't done this until now.
Edit: Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness... and crushed it! Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces.
Did you actually think he was gonna do it?
You're welcome.
@@johnwerner69 yes.
Why was I expecting an actual critique and tier list on these rappers
I think the whole point of this video is you can't really quantify rappers in a tier list and have it be taken seriously. Honestly I was scratching my head when I saw the thumbnail
This is actually how Fantano feels, he just disguised it as a joke.
Joe budden in S tier is a hot take Anthony
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no RUclipsr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear ni
LMAO
What's his height though?
@@PoPMichalpl9 Definitely A tier.
@@realBarronTrump it stands for hard noSed vet
It's not even April fools melon.
just imagine what he'll whip out when that comes around
Melon be like "I don't listen to rappers who are under 6'".
Imagine skipping to the end only to see shaq
If Yao Ming rapped, I have a feeling he’d be the best
Obviously
Somebody please hack his laptop or sth.
According to the criteria, Melon Head is at an extraordinary A tier with a height of 6'1", thus beating out feminem and kung fu kenny as the superior rapper
Thats a chad height no doubt no doubt
“feminem” please keep referring to him as that
That means Cal would be A Tier too
wait he's 6'1? Where can I find another melon like him? My family will finally have something to eat!
Triple S tier is reserved for Cal
Now rank them by their thickness
Kanye 1st
Big pun is the goat
Killer Mike god tier
Shaq would still S tier, as he should
Biggie 1st
Let’s agree: Melon is 5’2 and is jealous that these rappers are taller than him
Shaq’s bars literal went right over my head
I was convinced this was gonna be a Lil Uzi “standing on my money now I’m 6’6” joke landing him in S tier
That would've actually been gold
If Lil Xan isnt number one then this is a bad tier list
Bro he changed his name now, he doesn't go by Lil Xan anymore
Why would he be number one??? 😂
@@mihaiesanu9945 the fact that nobody knew that says a lot
Who
Damn it’s April fools already
this is the most factual thing he’s ever done
The best rapper is actually lil uzi standing on his money
Tall as julius erving
Travis on his money is taller tho
drake on his money is a dinosaur
wait till kanye stands on his
Not anymore because of his forehead diamond
We all know Snoop Dog is truly the HIGHEST
Hilarious and original
Wiz kahlifa
Snoop dog is on W tier.
@Lincoln Geale Wiz Khalifa~~Burj Khalifa(Tallest building in earth)
Ha
If he put a picture of freddie gibbs for Tupac I would've died lauging
Yooo I thought of that too lmao
He def should've
The guy from Good Burger?
the amount of people who didn’t get the joke concerns me
This is Antoine’s true opinion he’s just masking it with a joke
i can see shaq being s tier but idk about drake
Disappointed that Melon snubbed all the top British rappers like Stephen Merchant and Peter Crouch
oi oi oi oi
😂😂😂😂
Das lankey Pissenstreak
And KSI
Peter Crouch lol 😂
It was a tall order coming up with this list and you didn't fall short of my expectations. The height of critical analysis, standing head and shoulders above other lists. Puns.
this is so good. When making a point tho I'd recommend always multiplying the length by width by height....it speaks volumes.
Shaq is objectively the only rapper
Mr. Fantano, I think you forgot about outstanding evidence that proves that Lil Uzi Vert, also known as Symere Woods, is in fact an S-tier rapper. Although in base state he is 5'4", when he stands on his money he is as tall as 9'10" according to his song Myron, easily asserting him as a chad and beating Shaq.
Shut up dude
Clearly that person who remarked "Shut up dude." Doesn't quite understand the philosophical take upon your quite compelling arguement.
@@theblackedgehog Indeed, he cannot comprehend my complex explanation of rapper Lil Uzi Vert’s height.
@@ignazioperez4725 travis the highest in the room regardless, so he's obviously the goat
*“Medal of Rapping from President Obama”* is HILARIOUS
This is why I hate Fantano. His shirt clearly says “only NY” likely referring to the United States metropolis New York City or the state to which it belongs. But as he mentions frequently, he is a resident of the state of Connecticut. How fake can you get. 😤😤🤯🤯🤬🤬🥵
Lol I thought this was gonna be a joke about East Coast bias in Hip-hop.
" Only NY" is a streetwear brand!!!
ok
Bro is really dumb only ny is a brand
Welcome to clout chasing 202
5'9" best height. Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, and Kurt Cobain were all 5 foot 9. Tupac was also 5'9".
And Royce da 5'9"
Why he got a sombrero on his lip tho 🤷🏽♂️💀
Movember is right around the corner.
The classic pizza hut logo stache
11:48 Andre 3000 popping into B tier outta nowhere
Lol I’m glad someone commented this.
@@ryanmuhlenberg1480 haha couldn't resist
Where’s Frank Ocean? Didn’t you hear his verse on Oldie?
Yeah but how tall is he
YOOO BUT DID U KNOW THAT FRANK OCEAN CAN RAP????????????
@@lobello4173 yeah but how tall is he
wait.... frank can rap??? why did no one tell me frank ocean can rap????
@@spatzzzle agreed, but how tall is he
The fact he isn’t cracking up the whole time is impressive
i can’t explain it but this is the video i’ve always been waiting for
I think was a need more rappers
And it's a troll
@@wack... no, it’s not. you’re not peeping the deep messages.
@@jusanothernword you're right. I am a simple man. I do not read into meaning.
“What is lil Wayne’s IQ” bruh these searches lmao
Right when he started talking about his “methodology” my hopes of this being real began to die.
Imagine someone skipping to the end thinking this is a real tier list and seeing a huge picture of shaq
I literally just did that, i was so confused
I’m 5”9” so I’m automatically better than Kendrick, Eminem, and Lil Wayne
Shut up Royce
By that logic Yao Ming should be GOAT
@@playaman1337 are you saying he isn't?
@@incog0956 absolutely not
“Does Kendrick really measure up to other rappers out there” bruh he really going hard
backseat freestyle has entered the chat
I can already tell this is gonna be very controversial
Yea can’t wait for twitter to be mad at Big Shaq taking every single spot in the tier-list
Height is a pretty objective metric, what are you talking about?
@@Pontif11 It's so fucking sad how that statement actually applies for males irl.
@@re_i_gn mate at least you have an excuse when you're short and striking out
i wonder where would Royce da 5'9'' be in this tier list 🤔
Damn idk we gotta look up his height I think