Laughing At/Talking About Cryptoland

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 64

  • @armchairgeneralissimo
    @armchairgeneralissimo 2 года назад +111

    Conny is a very fitting name for their mascot.
    Also the land parcels cost about $1,000,000 each, for that price you could buy property on a "luxury" island that actually exists.

    • @SidheKnight
      @SidheKnight 2 года назад +7

      The island is real. It's not a VR/metaverse thing.
      They haven't bought it yet though. They'll probably never will..

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 года назад +2

      1 mil each at the start. the whole idea of this scam was the parcels would sell for higher prices with the last being sold at five or more.

  • @spiltmilk0204
    @spiltmilk0204 2 года назад +69

    8 seconds in
    “I hate it”
    yeah that’s the reaction i was expecting

  • @dagwood6703
    @dagwood6703 2 года назад +43

    By the way, most of the assets were taken from other sites and people like most of the human models which were from the TurboSquid cartoon family collection.
    Funny story actually: the person who made the seagull rig asked cryptoland on twitter why they used it without her authorization. Cryptoland blocked her as a response.

    • @The-Singularity-X01
      @The-Singularity-X01 2 года назад +3

      All of them should get together and sue.

    • @slendermaster125
      @slendermaster125 2 года назад +1

      @@The-Singularity-X01 Agreed

    • @Tim5corpion
      @Tim5corpion Год назад +5

      Believe it or not, Connie is a stolen asset as well! He was a mascot commissioned for a scam app called "Coinblasterz"

  • @SoCalJellybean
    @SoCalJellybean 2 года назад +13

    This is gonna end like Jonestown, I can feel it in my bones.
    “Bring your grape Kool-Aid and c’mon down to Cryptoland!” 💁🏼‍♀️

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 3 месяца назад +4

    This is the prequel to Dead Island

  • @BKPrice
    @BKPrice 2 года назад +26

    Cryptoland, with an emphasis on crypt.

  • @Irrelevant402
    @Irrelevant402 2 года назад +2

    Yeah it sounded like 'crypto-kiddies' and re-listened when I first heard it.

  • @johnkelley7474
    @johnkelley7474 2 года назад +14

    Why has no one talked about how ludicrous this idea was logistically? 60 family units living in luxury as well as room for an unknown amount of convention goers on a small tropical island. Where do the poors sleep? Where do the people who have the job of providing the crypto lifestyle with basic necessities sleep? Where does the water come from? Where does the power come from? Emergency services? You are buying land in Fiji, are you subject to Fijian law? Why don’t people talk about these questions?

    • @jaytotheareokay
      @jaytotheareokay 2 года назад +10

      They couldn't think of cryptocurrency based puns for those issues.

  • @chiachimariachi4682
    @chiachimariachi4682 2 года назад +5

    “Very clever that they used Christopher which sounds like Crypto”
    Ah yes my favorite CR word parings
    Christopher, Crypto, and
    *C R I N G E*

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan 2 года назад +28

    I hope this never succeeds, but I also hope content _about_ it keeps coming on lol

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 года назад

      well the scam seems to have died for now. maybe there is a criminal investigation taking place behind the scenes.

  • @anthonylong9067
    @anthonylong9067 2 года назад +12

    That talking coin definitely belongs on a list

  • @dimitriwarchief301
    @dimitriwarchief301 2 года назад +17

    Man I hate crypto and world ruining NFTS

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX Месяц назад +1

    2:55 *pump n dump* and he almost lost everything over the lawsuit

  • @dnr-vs1lk
    @dnr-vs1lk 2 года назад +18

    The bathroom isn’t unisex, outside the bathroom is.

  • @Irrelevant402
    @Irrelevant402 2 года назад +1

    If Christopher Reeve wasn't paralyzed he'd spin in his grave over the Superman theme being used for this crap.

  • @crispyrobot77
    @crispyrobot77 2 года назад +56

    Yup. It appears that this video was originally created for internal use only to be used to inspire big investors to invest in the concept (island infrastructure, advertising, etc). Never intended for public release but were likely pressured by the big money investors to release the video to the public. Using the controversial Pepe the Frog image was a really bad idea. And using the copyrighted music(Chic, Beach Boys, Super Mario 64) also very stupid. I hope they are prepared to spend a few millions of investor $ on settlement suits. Really illustrates the mentality of these scammers and investors.

  • @yelloweyeball
    @yelloweyeball 2 года назад +7

    Crypto cartoons are very vomit inducing. The coin character is a cursed abomination.

  • @UncleJoeLITE
    @UncleJoeLITE Месяц назад

    8:17 You talked right over his "fork" joke.😢

  • @dog.b74
    @dog.b74 2 года назад +5

    Bro is that gym literally a pow camp

  • @Raelven
    @Raelven 2 года назад +14

    Why is his name not Cryptopher?

    • @Raelven
      @Raelven 2 года назад +1

      @Jimbo Bimbo I thought I was the only person who still says that 😉 but thanks lol

    • @deedaytooknaja8077
      @deedaytooknaja8077 2 года назад +17

      Well the coin did call him cryptopher once but it was like a breeze because barley anyone heard it

  • @thegrimcommentator9945
    @thegrimcommentator9945 2 года назад +4

    Crepstein island

  • @ProfessorxVile
    @ProfessorxVile 2 года назад

    Somebody needs to count all the fedoras and trilbies that are in this video

  • @mothmanisthebest7404
    @mothmanisthebest7404 2 года назад +3

    I have a question.
    12:44 Is this Eddie, the mascot of the heavy metal band, Iron Maiden. This image looks like Eddie from the band’s album, “Powerslave”.

    • @Ragnarok2kx
      @Ragnarok2kx 2 года назад

      Yup, the live action footage is from an Iron Maiden themed pinball machine.

  • @Lobsterwithinternet
    @Lobsterwithinternet 2 года назад +6

    Honestly surprised you didn't compare this to Rapture yet.

  • @cynthiakeller6149
    @cynthiakeller6149 2 года назад +1

    He great vid. What else do you plan to do.
    Btw i just subscribed.

  • @PlasmaPlaysMM2
    @PlasmaPlaysMM2 2 года назад +8

    bro how does this have only 44 views lmao

  • @dimitriwarchief301
    @dimitriwarchief301 2 года назад +3

    Remember when Alex bones was on nerdoric

  • @crizmad2759
    @crizmad2759 2 года назад +1

    Cryptonia lmao

  • @blittleing
    @blittleing 2 года назад

    Nice

  • @UncleJoeLITE
    @UncleJoeLITE Месяц назад

    5:46 Spin that QR code to find out who they stole the assets from!!!🎉

  • @oofley8346
    @oofley8346 2 года назад

    Gryftoland

  • @itsdad0c
    @itsdad0c 2 года назад

    are we just going to ignore that mattkc is casually shitting on cryptoland in the chat lol

  • @lordofarchons8988
    @lordofarchons8988 2 года назад +3

    Thing is I actually am kinda excited for some of the stuff Elon Musk is up to like android's and space colonies but as far as the whole crypto thing goes yeeeaaa it's pretty cringe

    • @jaytotheareokay
      @jaytotheareokay 2 года назад +5

      If it makes you feel better, neither of the things you mentioned are going to happen and are mostly just Elon's version of this video, trying to drum up investor money. That's why he's rich. Not from selling cars or PayPal, from getting people to invest in his shit. It's hype.

  • @Pokaroquai
    @Pokaroquai 2 года назад +1

    How do you get the original upload?

    • @Tim5corpion
      @Tim5corpion 2 года назад +1

      The original is gone due to an amphibian with a shlong.

  • @Africano-Oaxaqueno-Bandera
    @Africano-Oaxaqueno-Bandera 4 месяца назад

    Venezuela Petro crypto is dead since 2016-2021

  • @hawktalon7890
    @hawktalon7890 5 месяцев назад

    Crazy thing is people are still talking about crypto like it's some kind of miracle cure for everything. I've been told by people that I could/had to pay for my medication in cryptocurrency before as it was "the money of the future". 😂

  • @MaestroAlvis
    @MaestroAlvis 2 года назад +1

    2:35 i kinda wanna buy

    • @thespicecorner
      @thespicecorner 2 года назад +1

      Honey it’s scam I don’t really know if this is a joke or not but seriously

    • @MaestroAlvis
      @MaestroAlvis 2 года назад

      @@thespicecorner how? Think, why will the value go down?

    • @Pokaroquai
      @Pokaroquai 2 года назад

      @@MaestroAlvis They planning to buy the fiji island, and honestly the fiji island is absolutely hard to buy.
      And pedos people there too. Cryptoland are pedos. Please dont.
      Its also scam, It's all scam.