How to Get Banned From Boat Club

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @km5405
    @km5405 6 лет назад +14086

    oh good god ... William is shooting with steel BB's .... QUICK SAFETYBOT DISPENSE THE SA- ... oh no OH NO.

  • @Olivia-hv1ys
    @Olivia-hv1ys 5 лет назад +6494

    I love how they have a one minute shot of all the realistic boats and then the battlefield boat comes in with banjo music

  • @Paulthefonz
    @Paulthefonz 6 лет назад +8037

    Morgan looks like his mom made him hang out with you.

    • @senpaihiros3393
      @senpaihiros3393 5 лет назад +67

      why theres no ads

    • @ollah4
      @ollah4 5 лет назад +17

      oof XD

    • @88gig
      @88gig 5 лет назад +43

      @@senpaihiros3393 because they have the option to add ads and they chose not to

    • @jordknuser6353
      @jordknuser6353 5 лет назад +45

      @@88gig probably got demontetized

    • @88gig
      @88gig 5 лет назад +7

      @@jordknuser6353 they didn't cuss in the video though so how would they get demontetized

  • @dingus5931
    @dingus5931 5 лет назад +7116

    Imagine being a soldier during WW2 and seeing this janky, poorly made boat with a giant gun on the top.

    • @apatheticAnxiety
      @apatheticAnxiety 5 лет назад +235

      Im thinking paddle steamer with a cannon strapped to it, conscription style

    • @emmadaly1449
      @emmadaly1449 5 лет назад +91

      I would jump off the ship and swim in the opposite direction.

    • @zense2974
      @zense2974 5 лет назад +40

      Comment was amazing the replies are absolute gold

    • @daintier_13_yt76
      @daintier_13_yt76 5 лет назад +8

      Meme Productions bruh my thoughts also

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 5 лет назад +4

      That's the Vitse-admiral Popov.

  • @carlcarl5306
    @carlcarl5306 5 лет назад +1630

    The NASA scientists as they build a rocket...
    "We kinda just deal with the problems as they arrive. Let the jank build up a little bit."

    • @pixely_ninja229
      @pixely_ninja229 4 года назад +7

      by coincidence i was reading this as he said this line lol

    • @spacecadet0
      @spacecadet0 4 года назад +31

      Isn't that exactly why we can't recreate certain rocket engines?

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 4 года назад +7

      @@spacecadet0 plus the designs are missing partially, I think.

    • @spacecadet0
      @spacecadet0 4 года назад +21

      @@full-timepog6844 plus a plethora of undocumented on the spot revisions, improvisations and tweaks by specialized craftsmen... if I recall the youtube video correctly. (Lack of topic authority, its youtube not gospel)

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 года назад +1

      Gotta crack some eggs along the way

  • @tjmcmahon8709
    @tjmcmahon8709 5 лет назад +3735

    Will took drugs, they played with what looks like a gun, and heated spoons inside an RV

  • @quinn2914
    @quinn2914 5 лет назад +2706

    “It’s like when you purposely kill someone to steal their organs.”
    -Will Osman 2018

    • @loluthotnoob4284
      @loluthotnoob4284 5 лет назад +14

      I read this as it played on the video

    • @queenWillowwww3893
      @queenWillowwww3893 4 года назад +12

      It pays well, organs are expensive

    • @grapeape8599
      @grapeape8599 4 года назад +3

      Dominic Ballermann same dude 🤯

    • @danerogers2151
      @danerogers2151 3 года назад +4

      Pshhh, me nooooo I would never do that.

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL 3 года назад

      @@danerogers2151 i'll take ur organs

  • @duncandixon6203
    @duncandixon6203 5 лет назад +2255

    Puts cardboard in the water
    "the cardboard is getting damp?"

    • @ttiization
      @ttiization 5 лет назад +82

      But flexseal

    • @charliegreen1697
      @charliegreen1697 5 лет назад +16

      Flex seal didn’t work :(

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 лет назад +51

      @@charliegreen1697 ITS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T APPLY IT WELL ENOUGH. FLEX SEAL IS A PERFECT GLUE DO NOT BLAME IT.

    • @userusernomi
      @userusernomi 5 лет назад +26

      @@charliegreen1697 probably only because they didn't let it dry for the 24 to 48 hours required

    • @haileydixon7239
      @haileydixon7239 5 лет назад

      Shocked pikachu react

  • @HighlyRegardted
    @HighlyRegardted 4 года назад +681

    The fact that he fluctuates from being homeless to living in a trailer makes this channel so much more endearing then the hundreds of youtubers that rent mini mansions and lofts to shoot their vids... that and he’s actually really technically proficient, in an outside the box type of way

    • @ChunkyWaterisReal
      @ChunkyWaterisReal 3 года назад +47

      I'm pretty sure this was right after his house burnt down lol

    • @theinnerwaffle5887
      @theinnerwaffle5887 3 года назад +6

      That's weird.

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL 3 года назад +2

      that makes sense

    • @supercharged5-39
      @supercharged5-39 Год назад

      @@ChunkyWaterisReal wait what

    • @cd2320
      @cd2320 Год назад +4

      @@supercharged5-39 his house burned down in the California wildfires a few years ago

  • @afbennett3038
    @afbennett3038 5 лет назад +1273

    I feel like William was uncomfortably proud of this boat

  • @jackm2000
    @jackm2000 6 лет назад +2605

    Just 2 men heating up a spoon with a lighter, nothing to see here

    • @tjmcmahon8709
      @tjmcmahon8709 5 лет назад +96

      And in an RV

    • @raverkidloki
      @raverkidloki 5 лет назад +45

      2 men, heating up spoons cause theyre MAKIN A BOAT (AND THEYRE NOT GAY)

    • @burntferidgerator6848
      @burntferidgerator6848 5 лет назад +50

      Do drugs kids

    • @skepticmoderate5790
      @skepticmoderate5790 5 лет назад +3

      That sounds like a euphemism.

    • @burntferidgerator6848
      @burntferidgerator6848 5 лет назад +5

      @@skepticmoderate5790 I'm too lazy to use google so I will take that route that requires 10x more energy, the fuxk is a euphemism

  • @literallyleo
    @literallyleo 5 лет назад +846

    "I threw the knife at my leg and I'm definitely bleeding"

    • @carft1234
      @carft1234 5 лет назад +10

      i kill my dog he not good

    • @literallyleo
      @literallyleo 5 лет назад +6

      @@carft1234 whats that even supposed to mean my dood

    • @liamosbun1411
      @liamosbun1411 5 лет назад +7

      craft 1234 why my dolphin not working

    • @bubbles7608
      @bubbles7608 5 лет назад +6

      Leo Mayeski it means he killed his dog because it was not being good According to him. What’s hard to understand

    • @literallyleo
      @literallyleo 5 лет назад

      @@bubbles7608 oh true I'm just retarded

  • @Drae_mon
    @Drae_mon 4 года назад +339

    At the first half I was like "Omg this thing is gonna demolish everything"
    Then comes the actual event and your battleship looks like an agressive Chihuahua.
    Harmless but loud. 😂

  • @iTzzMana
    @iTzzMana 5 лет назад +565

    i know im really late but a "good jank" is called a "MacGyver".
    thank you for coming to my TED talk

    • @Ok_Sorbet-824
      @Ok_Sorbet-824 4 года назад +4

      ooh yea

    • @JackHackaday
      @JackHackaday 4 года назад +3

      Came here looking for that answer.

    • @ajdurkee8663
      @ajdurkee8663 3 года назад +4

      I also consider most of the solutions during Apollo 13 “good jank”

    • @KyberJar
      @KyberJar 3 года назад

      "bad jank" is "Mickey Mouse"

  • @shibarino3705
    @shibarino3705 6 лет назад +3461

    Is there a secret society of engineering youtubers

    • @tinyfunnylilcritter1525
      @tinyfunnylilcritter1525 6 лет назад +123

      William Wright
      Shhhhhhhhhh.
      It's a *secret*!

    • @Knoti
      @Knoti 6 лет назад +4

      @Kacper 89 Why are u everywere?

    • @dolphintunacats4064
      @dolphintunacats4064 6 лет назад +1

      There 's a possibility

    • @gametrue2229
      @gametrue2229 6 лет назад +4

      Idk didnt find it yet

    • @paulformo
      @paulformo 6 лет назад +64

      Yes. Hacksmith, Colin Furze, Michael Reeves, Makers’ Muse, Simone Giertz

  • @baggyspaggy
    @baggyspaggy 3 года назад +268

    I always love how involved the camera operator is, it makes me feel like I’ve befriended a group of crackheads and I’m watching them do stuff

  • @valrhys8527
    @valrhys8527 5 лет назад +492

    Sailor : "Sir, we have a aircraft carrier incoming!"
    Captain : "What does it look like??"
    Sailor : "It looks like the game battleship just became a ship"
    Captain : ".. *We're screwed*

  • @parafronofficial6828
    @parafronofficial6828 5 лет назад +793

    I lost a few brain cells when he said ” I threw the knife at my leg”

    • @loph-of-bread
      @loph-of-bread 5 лет назад +15

      Lol, I dropped a knife on my head on accident once

    • @Rvj-ut2ix
      @Rvj-ut2ix 5 лет назад +3

      @@loph-of-bread whatttt

    • @queenjeski591
      @queenjeski591 4 года назад +1

      Sophia Near HOW

    • @gio_is_high2378
      @gio_is_high2378 3 года назад +1

      @@loph-of-bread What!

    • @_Twothless
      @_Twothless 3 года назад +2

      And neither knives were brought up ever again

  • @GeneralAdvance
    @GeneralAdvance 6 лет назад +643

    Heating up spoons, running around with a gun, this is the most gangster William has been so far

    • @kepko_
      @kepko_ 6 лет назад

      you betcha

    • @lemonpie8819
      @lemonpie8819 6 лет назад

      I laughed

    • @tomthebomb564
      @tomthebomb564 6 лет назад +5

      i paused it on the frame with the lighter under the spoon.... not a good look for my parentals

    • @juanpablo1834
      @juanpablo1834 3 года назад

      this looks like a it's always sunny in philadelphia episode

  • @rosetabby8121
    @rosetabby8121 5 лет назад +311

    “I threw the knife at my leg and I’m definitely bleeding”
    The words of a true genius

  • @durchschnittlich
    @durchschnittlich 6 лет назад +2680

    "Hey, I'm William Osman, welcome to another episode of William Osman, today we're gonna turn a game battleship into a boat."

    • @cowj_uice
      @cowj_uice 6 лет назад +16

      Lxender he should pin this

    • @W0lfWh1te
      @W0lfWh1te 6 лет назад +65

      autocaption "hey I'm Willie my husband walk another episode William on-state we're gonna turn a game battleship into a book and to help live with my friend Morgan is here"

    • @scottthomas9589
      @scottthomas9589 6 лет назад +5

      You didn’t have to do that but thanks I guess

    • @lowerquality
      @lowerquality 6 лет назад +3

      Lykos Xiemon That took a lot of time, didn't it?
      Also, didn't know William has a black old guy as a friend.

    • @samauerbacher1198
      @samauerbacher1198 6 лет назад +14

      It’s actually “HeyI’mWilliamOsmanWelcometoanitherepisodeofWilliamOsman *gasp for air* todaywe’regoingtoturnagamebattleshipintoaboat.

  • @ben_the_cat_guy
    @ben_the_cat_guy 6 лет назад +463

    William osman =50 % child and 50 % nasa engineer

    • @googleletsyouhavereallylon7851
      @googleletsyouhavereallylon7851 6 лет назад +2

      da cake monster lol that one was pretttttty​ good😁

    • @joeyoksh
      @joeyoksh 6 лет назад +5

      And 50% genius

    • @tylerhayes4584
      @tylerhayes4584 6 лет назад +6

      Joe Yoksh *wait*
      *trying to do math in public*
      “Ok so if he is 50% child, and 50% nasa engineer, and 50% genius.... 50+50+50=150%
      William Osman alien confirmed?????

    • @randomdude4669
      @randomdude4669 6 лет назад +1

      da cake monster ehhh from what i can tell he doesnt know much, more like %80 child %20 normal person

    • @Home-ro6cu
      @Home-ro6cu 6 лет назад

      That’s why there is spaceX lul

  • @VNDER88
    @VNDER88 6 лет назад +1162

    N O W T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 6 лет назад +22

      Jonny Judge I SHOT THIS BOAT IN HALF!

    • @SushiRicetm
      @SushiRicetm 6 лет назад +9

      I CUT THIS BOAT IN HALF

    • @loganthomas5043
      @loganthomas5043 6 лет назад +8

      PHIL SWIFT HERE!

    • @e.l.m.5349
      @e.l.m.5349 6 лет назад +5

      G U Y S G O T A R T E R Y G O I N G S L A P O N S O M E F L E X T A P E

    • @chrismofer
      @chrismofer 6 лет назад +5

      he literally SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

  • @oatz-2668
    @oatz-2668 5 лет назад +710

    Is chelsey an actual care taker or someone he forced to be his friend

    • @LifeIsPain878
      @LifeIsPain878 5 лет назад +324

      Caretaker is his wife. He just jokingly calls her caretaker

    • @trentacion7603
      @trentacion7603 4 года назад +7

      Arisha Sheikh no shet sherlock

    • @thegirlnextdoor1803
      @thegirlnextdoor1803 4 года назад +25

      @@trentacion7603 no shit shitlock

    • @ocean6828
      @ocean6828 4 года назад +12

      His wife lol

    • @queenjeski591
      @queenjeski591 4 года назад +45

      Trentacion op asked, and arisha answered. what’s your problem?

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +3584

    * How to get banned from the boat club
    *And how to enter the engineering club*

    • @Lazy_eye_blobFish
      @Lazy_eye_blobFish 6 лет назад +71

      Justin Y. GO AWAY!

    • @pigeonbee8570
      @pigeonbee8570 6 лет назад +81

      I'm impressed that you show up on every video

    • @toby8309
      @toby8309 6 лет назад +4

      Justin Y. Yea I know he's a good coder programmer and RUclipsr he's cool.

    • @godomino5287
      @godomino5287 6 лет назад +17

      Why are you everywhere?

    • @ball56
      @ball56 6 лет назад +20

      Justin Y. Yep, I can confirm now that you like the same stuff as us

  • @death9664
    @death9664 6 лет назад +194

    *42 seconds in and I'm already being called a doofus.*

  • @loganchiang5502
    @loganchiang5502 5 лет назад +412

    Before their boat enters:
    Real battlefield with miniature fighters, war is in the air
    After their boat enters:
    Doh, look who’s here, it’s the special kid

    • @loganchiang5502
      @loganchiang5502 5 лет назад +3

      @@vlc-cosplayer HaHAAA That's a good one

  • @NickyG-NZ
    @NickyG-NZ 4 года назад +48

    The music when William's boat comes in fills my heart with joy every time

  • @miguelpp8342
    @miguelpp8342 5 лет назад +1220

    If your boat doesn't work, add more gun.

  • @cesarcambron3232
    @cesarcambron3232 5 лет назад +1520

    Americans creating a warship for WWll (1943) colorized

    • @mike-fr2vf
      @mike-fr2vf 5 лет назад +27

      More like the African military

    • @willybilly0733
      @willybilly0733 5 лет назад +5

      U salty

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 5 лет назад +4

      lol America has had War Ships for over 200 years lol

    • @Pie.
      @Pie. 5 лет назад +6

      @gunfugeo good grammar

    • @seirbhiseach
      @seirbhiseach 5 лет назад +4

      Should've used a 1911 for peak USA

  • @Tiny_24
    @Tiny_24 6 лет назад +826

    0:00-0:07
    Subtitles for the hearing impaired:
    "Huwayahumeryouoauireukvfewayerwaerwa"
    Hope this helps.

    • @eszethomas
      @eszethomas 5 лет назад

      YouSOBihadsomuchhope!#$@$%

    • @washburnracing5792
      @washburnracing5792 5 лет назад +18

      Did someone say jojo siwa

    • @foolanhi8183
      @foolanhi8183 5 лет назад +5

      Subtitles for the hearing.

    • @IntheBay85
      @IntheBay85 5 лет назад +10

      Was looking in the comments for translation, thanks.

    • @Tiny_24
      @Tiny_24 5 лет назад

      @@washburnracing5792 lol

  • @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin
    @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin Год назад +16

    I just love how everyone built battleships and Will just shows up with more or less a riverboat casino with a gun on top

  • @jeremiahmeraz9298
    @jeremiahmeraz9298 6 лет назад +40

    Haha! Yes! I was in that group of disc golfers at the picnic tables in the video. We were all laughing out butts off watching you guys drive that boat. I cracked up when the paddles all fell off. Good stuff. I can’t believe I ran across this randomly in my feed.

  • @captainsancho1237
    @captainsancho1237 5 лет назад +222

    He uses enough zipties that he’d fit in well with the 240sx drift community.

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte 5 лет назад +6

      lol what a specific diss :'D

    • @captainsancho1237
      @captainsancho1237 5 лет назад +12

      SpydersByte haha. No, i didn’t mean it as a diss. I’m in the import car scene, it’s literally just how it is. Zipties look cheap, but that’s because they are and they’re great temporary fixes.

    • @sixunity1171
      @sixunity1171 4 года назад +15

      @@captainsancho1237 temporary? didn't you mean permanent

    • @captainsancho1237
      @captainsancho1237 4 года назад +1

      @@sixunity1171 lmao. Yeah maybe for some.

    • @yoshi4215
      @yoshi4215 3 года назад +1

      Brooooo couldn't be more correct

  • @xorinoa
    @xorinoa 6 лет назад +53

    "Let the jank build up and deal with it when you get to it."
    Boy...that's my actual life motto and I had no idea until just now.

  • @austinthrowsstuff
    @austinthrowsstuff 5 лет назад +126

    I love how he always uses drills and zip ties. I understand it so much more, a lot of maker videos require tons of soldering or management of motors or power. I love just the throw it together and make it work mentality 🙏

    • @einfachnurleo7099
      @einfachnurleo7099 2 года назад +3

      Drills are surprisingly versatile. Some cooks use em too.

  • @nikblask6300
    @nikblask6300 5 лет назад +499

    7:08 how dare you question Phil Swift’s products

    • @the_egg_
      @the_egg_ 5 лет назад +2

      GASP

    • @SadButTrue273
      @SadButTrue273 4 года назад +1

      They didn't question his products, just whether it was his real name or a fake name "like a pornstar" hahaha

    • @OliWalsh38
      @OliWalsh38 3 года назад +1

      At first I legit thought it was the "thats a lot of damage" guy

    • @dylan550i
      @dylan550i 3 года назад +1

      @@OliWalsh38 phil swift is the "thats alot of damage guy"

    • @kirbydied2875
      @kirbydied2875 3 года назад

      @@OliWalsh38 he is

  • @MichaelMacGyver
    @MichaelMacGyver 6 лет назад +369

    I was legit kidding when (like a year ago) I asked if Chelsea was William's carer, but now I'm not sure anymore.
    BTW is she licenced with the state?
    edit: I know they're married, I was joking
    my original comment which William replied to...
    ruclips.net/video/DBgIyBtX1Co/видео.html&lc=UgivtcQUfCzYlngCoAEC
    since then he seems to have embraced the caretaker joke.

    • @dddanmar
      @dddanmar 6 лет назад +73

      Even married to him, sometimes I feel like you'd have to be.

    • @jackmccann3237
      @jackmccann3237 6 лет назад +43

      ik i used to think she was a carer as well and he was just a very special boy

    • @panduadikara9078
      @panduadikara9078 6 лет назад +33

      Daniel Ward wait, they're married?

    • @Diego_Covre
      @Diego_Covre 6 лет назад +73

      Pandu Adikara It's weird that he maried his caretaker, taking a page out of H3H3's book.

    • @iandowall153
      @iandowall153 6 лет назад +45

      I mean she was just giving him supplements, zinc and something else from gnc. It's not like she was making sure he took his crazy pills, which he is obviously not on.

  • @xsuperduperspoonx
    @xsuperduperspoonx 6 лет назад +437

    "You have no gun safety" Wields blade like a person who hates having 10 fingers

    • @aidensmith6277
      @aidensmith6277 6 лет назад +1

      xsuperduperspoonx He doesnt. He has 8 😂

    • @snezhasnolifeokay2521
      @snezhasnolifeokay2521 6 лет назад +1

      Don’t you mean 8

    • @bookim40
      @bookim40 6 лет назад

      @@snezhasnolifeokay2521 are you guys actually thinking you only have eight fingers or is a joke flying over my head?

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 6 лет назад

      James Smith they aren’t counting thumbs probably

    • @bookim40
      @bookim40 6 лет назад

      @@Brent-jj6qi sorry if this is a joke then I dont get it but you have 10 fingers just because the thumbs are larger doesn't mean its not a phalange

  • @elh3fe88
    @elh3fe88 4 года назад +28

    16:22 Oh my God I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. The music switch just kills me. And right as it switches he goes "Doo Doo" like hes firing a laser. And those spoons. Its like a 4 year old with floaties trying to swim but just splashing. Im dead right now.

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox 6 лет назад +1359

    rule number one of boat club
    *dont talk about boat club*

    • @theterrarian591
      @theterrarian591 6 лет назад +25

      Don't talk about rule number 1

    • @kingbob851
      @kingbob851 6 лет назад +4

      The Terrarian rule number three don't sink your battleship

    • @iamtyzed
      @iamtyzed 6 лет назад +2

      The Terrarian rule number four don’t talk about rule 4

    • @iamtyzed
      @iamtyzed 6 лет назад +1

      Rule number five don’t sink other boats

    • @iamtyzed
      @iamtyzed 6 лет назад +1

      Rule number six ignore rule 5

  • @im_anxie.o4700
    @im_anxie.o4700 5 лет назад +173

    16:24
    When the boat just came in and that music started to play I laughed so much right there XD

    • @Sickwqd
      @Sickwqd 5 лет назад +1

      @Minimum cinnamon saaaaame

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 5 лет назад +1

      Same for me

    • @germanrojasleon737
      @germanrojasleon737 3 года назад +1

      So fcking good, i was looking at the battle in a semi-serious way and out of nowhere the mentally challenged ship appears from the side

  • @Marchclouds
    @Marchclouds 5 лет назад +734

    Do this but with Micheal Reaves
    *The views uprise*

  • @FlintMcgee
    @FlintMcgee 4 года назад +19

    William: *"Can we put subtitles on that?"*
    The Kittens: *You dare challenge me!*

  • @MouseGoat
    @MouseGoat 5 лет назад +366

    fist he become homeless and then he becomes a criminal, we watching the downfall of man, so sad.

    • @saltykingkrab1472
      @saltykingkrab1472 4 года назад +1

      You're like 5 why did you say "fist" instead of first

    • @senoreverything6366
      @senoreverything6366 4 года назад +1

      @Spicy Leaves really? Oh jeez I didn't know! Thank you for your enlightened addition. I honestly, truly thought he was a homeless drug addict, but your comment has made me look at this man in a new way.

    • @senoreverything6366
      @senoreverything6366 4 года назад

      @Spicy Leaves I was just joking, dude. I wasn't actually upset lol, it was funny. Why'd you delete your first comment?

  • @ComicDrake
    @ComicDrake 6 лет назад +528

    Apparently you should put screws on it.

    • @orlando7677
      @orlando7677 6 лет назад +1

      Didn't expect to see you here!

    • @bok..
      @bok.. 6 лет назад +6

      Screw that.

    • @yalkn2073
      @yalkn2073 6 лет назад +1

      Using zip tie is waaay easier

    • @ComicDrake
      @ComicDrake 6 лет назад +4

      It's a reference to the dude constantly saying they should use screws at 14:16.

    • @georgebamber6871
      @georgebamber6871 6 лет назад +1

      *flex tape

  • @DrNachoBalls
    @DrNachoBalls 5 лет назад +198

    First rule of boat club: don't do meth

    • @HighlyRegardted
      @HighlyRegardted 4 года назад +1

      Svenja Maschke u must never have seen a methhead in real life... it’s okay, probably better that way

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 4 года назад +8

      @@HighlyRegardted it’s a joke because they were heating spoons

    • @lerpog4509
      @lerpog4509 3 года назад +2

      to bad he looks exactly like jesse pinkman from breaking bad

    • @kadenc66
      @kadenc66 3 года назад

      @@HighlyRegardted r/woooosh

    • @patriotnation9746
      @patriotnation9746 3 года назад +1

      Usually that is a first rule for everything

  • @D33r_Hunt3r_
    @D33r_Hunt3r_ 2 года назад +16

    They didn't want it to look to much like a real gun, so they removed all the functionally and replaced it with something that looks exactly the same when viewed from 25yrds... Nice

  • @anthonyvelasquez1277
    @anthonyvelasquez1277 6 лет назад +32

    Vienna Sausage, Article 241:
    Acknowledging the capability of Chlorine Gas to cause unnecessary harm, the nations of the world place it under weapons known as "Inhumane". Furthermore, methane gas excreted from human beings themselves is also placed under this article.

  • @beforehonour
    @beforehonour 6 лет назад +23

    You know, watching those modeled boats with their detailed engineering and precision design was nice. But it was inspiring to see the spoony box held together with zip ties and attitude. I feel you, spoony box. I feel you.

  • @whatiwonder4299
    @whatiwonder4299 5 лет назад +58

    Will: "The Vienna Beef?"
    History majors: "You- You mean the Geneva Convention?"

  • @somerguy3527
    @somerguy3527 4 года назад +22

    Killing safety bot was like getting rid of rules to make a small scale navy.

  • @seasong7655
    @seasong7655 6 лет назад +356

    Finally William is protectim himself

  • @trevorsinclair9967
    @trevorsinclair9967 5 лет назад +104

    "he has terrible gun safety"
    **with finger on trigger, points "gun" directly at the other guy with out thinking about it**

  • @CaptQtip
    @CaptQtip 6 лет назад +91

    The subtitles say “Hey I’m Willie my husband walk another episode on-state we’re gonna turn a game battleship into a book and to help me live with my friend Morgan is here.”

  • @elidenning6276
    @elidenning6276 3 года назад +27

    I like how you can faintly hear Morgan yell "safety third!!" In the background when you start the table saw

  • @Wolf6722.
    @Wolf6722. 6 лет назад +151

    16:23 when your mom says to take your little brother or else you’re not going

  • @azure4835
    @azure4835 6 лет назад +594

    If a stranger offers you drugs...
    Take them drugs are expensive.

    • @franztabuzo4687
      @franztabuzo4687 6 лет назад +1

      Jinx

    • @sardine6068
      @sardine6068 6 лет назад +9

      Add a comma next to them please

    • @someweirdo1486
      @someweirdo1486 6 лет назад +30

      No, DO NOT TAKE THE DRUGS!! Not without their wallet and phone!! Kill them, take the drugs, wallet, and phone, im sure there's a few more drug dealers in their phone contacts... Very likely hookers too

    • @marisbaier6686
      @marisbaier6686 5 лет назад +2

      "Take them drugs"

    • @someweirdo1486
      @someweirdo1486 5 лет назад

      @@marisbaier6686 *Take everything*

  • @hunterra217
    @hunterra217 6 лет назад +107

    I like that you were so terrified of the BB gun but just force knives violently through zip ties towards yourself, A+ Priorities

  • @whenh6032
    @whenh6032 5 лет назад +19

    Ah yes, the famous war crime convention, the Vienna Sausage.

  • @chetmcgovern9985
    @chetmcgovern9985 6 лет назад +69

    I don't know about airguns but gun safety top 4.
    1. Always assume it's loaded.
    2. Don't point it at anything you don't want to shoot.
    3. Keep finger off trigger until ready to shoot.
    4. Be sure of your target and what's behind it.

    • @Geddy135
      @Geddy135 6 лет назад +29

      >actually useful information
      >bury it so no one ever sees it
      yeah, you can definitely tell they live in california.

    • @trinkladd
      @trinkladd 6 лет назад

      Number two. Always keep pointed in a safe direction!

    • @musekek3935
      @musekek3935 6 лет назад +2

      Chet McGovern So what you're saying is to make sure it's pointed directly towards my frontal lobe?

    • @Geddy135
      @Geddy135 6 лет назад +1

      Bingo, this guy gets it.

    • @chetmcgovern9985
      @chetmcgovern9985 6 лет назад +1

      The Automatic Creeper yeah, in a Darwin kind of way.

  • @theartst7992
    @theartst7992 5 лет назад +129

    16:23 Theres a serious battle going on and this dingus ship shows up 😁

    • @ambertaylor9709
      @ambertaylor9709 5 лет назад +6

      Right I laughed so hard when it slowly came into the camera frame

  • @thorman2005
    @thorman2005 6 лет назад +130

    this video is just like watching my middle school students try to complete a project

    • @WasabiKitCat
      @WasabiKitCat 6 лет назад +1

      Thor Burntvedt Sounds like a fun middle school.

    • @joeyoksh
      @joeyoksh 6 лет назад +1

      Haha, ooof

  • @zemufinman1639
    @zemufinman1639 2 года назад +10

    5:30
    "Do drugs kids" *has lighter, spoon and gun on table*

  • @bluepizza2112
    @bluepizza2112 6 лет назад +184

    16:25 😂😂 hahaha when that little ugly boat comes out had me wheezing

  • @hanzat_molemaev
    @hanzat_molemaev 5 лет назад +71

    the geneva convention aka the vienna sausage

  • @Creepin_Jesus
    @Creepin_Jesus 6 лет назад +107

    Funny thing about carrying around the handgun was it reminded me of a time I bought a garden machete, like a legit blade, but they gave me no sheath, no bag, not even a receipt. Then I was unsure whether it would look better or worse to try conceal it on my person on the walk back to the car.

    • @TeufortCTF
      @TeufortCTF 6 лет назад +3

      i dont even

    • @jeremyfrancis7824
      @jeremyfrancis7824 6 лет назад +1

      What did you do then?

    • @Creepin_Jesus
      @Creepin_Jesus 6 лет назад +24

      I just kept it kinda like, along the inside of my arm to my side and hurried to the car, kinda dangerous in hindsight conscidering had I tripped it'd go straight between my ribs. It was a gift for my dads birthday though and he was so happy with it he cut the cake with it!

    • @jackhanson9461
      @jackhanson9461 6 лет назад +7

      by the ... blade?

    • @PixelOverload
      @PixelOverload 6 лет назад +9

      Yes, by the blade, like you were handing it to someone handle first (as you should).

  • @Cheaplinx
    @Cheaplinx 5 лет назад +24

    5:17 caretaker is really his caretaker

  • @professordoctor9569
    @professordoctor9569 6 лет назад +95

    Would I get banned from gun club if I put a boat on my gun?

    • @NPS69
      @NPS69 6 лет назад +1

      Professor Doctor find an FS2000, have boat gun

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 лет назад

      No just from the gun club.

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 6 лет назад +3

      Would I get banned from fight club if I put a fight on my boat gun?

  • @Xurnalea
    @Xurnalea 6 лет назад +53

    I love how this is less "how to get banned" and more
    "Is this allowed?"
    points at boat *"Is that allowed?"*

    • @ultraatari9298
      @ultraatari9298 6 лет назад

      Dreamcast
      cause irl you can't just ban everyone like the internet theres too many lawsuit variables

  • @mike-fr2vf
    @mike-fr2vf 5 лет назад +226

    *Ugandan Navy deploys makeshift battleships to aid in war effort, 1940 (colorised)*

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 5 лет назад +8

      It was clearly useless but y'know, it's the effort that matters. Even till this day we're not sure whose side they were on

  • @saprogeist31
    @saprogeist31 4 года назад +7

    Examples of "good jank":
    -open-source software
    -free wood pallets
    -William's late-90s Ford Taurus

  • @bishopanderson5864
    @bishopanderson5864 6 лет назад +265

    William is living in 3018 while we're stuck in 2018

    • @Diego_Covre
      @Diego_Covre 6 лет назад +1

      Bishop Anderson he's playing chess and we are playing checkers

    • @L337LYC4N
      @L337LYC4N 6 лет назад +1

      Diego Beiriz *Battleship

    • @luongmaihunggia
      @luongmaihunggia 6 лет назад

      More like he's living in 1018

    • @rtiq270
      @rtiq270 6 лет назад

      He's laser cutting our future, one battleship at a time.

    • @Eric_Pham
      @Eric_Pham 6 лет назад

      Yeah 3018BC

  • @betweenthelines9549
    @betweenthelines9549 6 лет назад +552

    Like When you accidently kill someone to steal their organs.. Lol. Poor safetybot

    • @miilksoda
      @miilksoda 6 лет назад +3

      ...accidentally?

    • @unspeci8852
      @unspeci8852 6 лет назад +1

      oh

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 6 лет назад

      dora and friends what the fuck

    • @Hexcade
      @Hexcade 6 лет назад

      Ha ha... hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahasahhahahaahahahhahahahahaahhahha 😆😁😜😃😁🤣

    • @dickpump4682
      @dickpump4682 6 лет назад

      Between the Lines how do you accidentally do that

  • @Empyrean55
    @Empyrean55 6 лет назад +826

    Chelsea is mom

  • @luckylukemapinggaming5246
    @luckylukemapinggaming5246 4 года назад +13

    "Hey I'm Willie my husband walk another episode William on-state we're gonna turn a game battleship into a book and to help me live with my friend Morgan is here" - RUclips auto-generated subtitles

  • @blobulusprime
    @blobulusprime 6 лет назад +8

    William your videos are some of the only videos that make me laugh out loud when I'm watching them alone. These videos and projects are so good, never stop making them.

  • @doctorzoidberg1715
    @doctorzoidberg1715 6 лет назад +24

    "Just let the jank build up"
    -William Osman

  • @alexblack8648
    @alexblack8648 6 лет назад +155

    The camera-mans work really adds a lot to the video good job!

    • @IanDerp26
      @IanDerp26 6 лет назад +6

      HUGO THE GOD Cameraman John is a national treasure, alright?

  • @hectormonclova7563
    @hectormonclova7563 3 года назад +5

    You didn’t study psychiatry, but you’re curing me a depression. I haven’t laugh so much in a long time. Thank you, loco. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @mattforbes7833
    @mattforbes7833 6 лет назад +10

    Recently discovered your channel. Sorry to hear about your house wild fires are no joke we get them here too. I love your positivity and resolve to keep uploading. In all honesty watching you is helping me through a rough patch of my own. Thank you. All the best.

  • @kovacskristofhun2278
    @kovacskristofhun2278 6 лет назад +70

    *I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF*

  • @mefuri_k
    @mefuri_k 6 лет назад +42

    While the other people relied on duct tapes, _Osman, the man who literally makes battleship battleship_ *_worships zip ties._*

  • @NoNo-xh7ru
    @NoNo-xh7ru 4 года назад +6

    The intro feels like he didn't tell Morgan the plan and he tried to say it so fast that he couldn't deny it

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 6 лет назад +167

    *I S A W E D T H I S B O A T I N H A L F*

    • @adirompin1727
      @adirompin1727 6 лет назад +1

      And it works

    • @Jay-sl4tl
      @Jay-sl4tl 6 лет назад +6

      I SAWED A GIANT HOLE IN ANOTHER BOAT

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 6 лет назад +1

      I SHOT THIS BOAT WITH A CANNON AND SEALED IT WITH FLEX SHOT

    • @MrxxUltimate
      @MrxxUltimate 6 лет назад +1

      LOTTA DAMAGHE

    • @Jay-sl4tl
      @Jay-sl4tl 6 лет назад

      Mr xx Ultimate thats alota (bleep) damashge

  • @briannagarcia6066
    @briannagarcia6066 5 лет назад +30

    "that's how William died, by faceplanting into a table saw"

  • @DjDragonfire12
    @DjDragonfire12 6 лет назад +21

    Ok, I see a lot of people commenting about painting the gun and I'm here to set a couple of things straight, first I live in the state of Texas and have done a lot of research on laws here though they may not be the same as over there. Second, in the state of Texas if a weapon can fire a projectile over a certain speed with the proper ammunition and can do harm or injury to another person it cannot have an orange tip. Third, by painting an orange tip on said weapon you are modifying it in an attempt to fool law enforcement and can wind up with jail time.

    • @Livingdiamond1
      @Livingdiamond1 6 лет назад

      DjDragonfire12 my step brother has a BB gun with an orange tip may not be as powerful as that one though

    • @officerforbits8044
      @officerforbits8044 6 лет назад

      Fack u me snowtim

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 6 лет назад

      Texas: the land of guns

    • @Peppza
      @Peppza 6 лет назад

      Yee haw

  • @nymalous3428
    @nymalous3428 5 лет назад +1

    Obviously we didn't see all of the interaction with the hobbyists, but what we did see was pretty laid back. And William did post a thank-you at the end, so that implies some level of courtesy on both sides. Kind of a nifty little thing, RC ship warfare.

  • @areallybadyoutuber9365
    @areallybadyoutuber9365 6 лет назад +17

    Remember when William was under 100k subs. Look at him now damn

  • @mgracex
    @mgracex 5 лет назад +300

    no one:
    literally nobody:
    will: ZIP TIES

    • @refthegeneric
      @refthegeneric 4 года назад

      To be fair zip ties are a saviour sometimes

  • @lucasc5622
    @lucasc5622 6 лет назад +32

    the first rule about boat club is dont talk about boat club

  • @chris-hayes
    @chris-hayes 3 года назад +5

    The reaction to the "ship" unveiling is freaking hilarious.

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter- 6 лет назад +299

    I love the editing in these videos. My god man

  • @smileforme222
    @smileforme222 6 лет назад +47

    Morgan, blink and smile if you need help

  • @Cyber_Horse_Studios87
    @Cyber_Horse_Studios87 4 года назад +7

    16:24
    That moment when you drive a steam boat into the middle of a war zone.

  • @techmasterdexter
    @techmasterdexter 6 лет назад +146

    Is William Osman and Babish on the same upload schedule?

    • @powershin12
      @powershin12 6 лет назад +3

      Adam Benson I think it was a coincidence

    • @teds_life
      @teds_life 6 лет назад +37

      Yes, they are the same person

    • @19HM98
      @19HM98 6 лет назад

      lol its just tuesday

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 6 лет назад +3

      Adam Benson it’s coincidence, babish normally does stay at Tuesday, but William is kind of sporadic

    • @michaelantonius321
      @michaelantonius321 6 лет назад +2

      Maybe you just forgot to stick your cold banana into chocolate.

  • @gpcaraudio
    @gpcaraudio 6 лет назад +333

    The first rule of Boat Club is: you do not talk about Boat Club. The second rule of Boat Club is: you DO NOT talk about Boat Club!

    • @aztecducky
      @aztecducky 6 лет назад +3

      Didn't expect to see a car audio page commenting on this 😂

    • @FU-Utube
      @FU-Utube 6 лет назад +1

      aztecducky gp is hardly car audio. Basically the regrets of society

    • @subscriberswithnovideos-pd1ef
      @subscriberswithnovideos-pd1ef 6 лет назад

      Oh look who someone broke 2 rules of the boat club

    • @Jayonthehill
      @Jayonthehill 6 лет назад

      Y'all just breakin the rules

    • @userseveneleven
      @userseveneleven 6 лет назад

      Tyler durden is our leader and savior

  • @borkingmad756
    @borkingmad756 6 лет назад +26

    William Osman: every Zero-Waste person’s nightmare

    • @clethtinthiallor9179
      @clethtinthiallor9179 5 лет назад

      borkingmad most people who make ytb vids are like that
      But I agree it's terrible

  • @Washburn101
    @Washburn101 5 лет назад +4

    i've bought used guns at pawn shops before that didn't have a box and you never feel as awkward as you do just carrying around a handgun in a plastic bag like it's a 2 liter of soda or something lmao.

  • @Redavefenix81
    @Redavefenix81 5 лет назад +25

    I like how you see all these cool war ships and then you see this old school boat with a gun on top