Sorry I'm late: PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT! Also, on a slightly unrelated note, super cute voice as usual. I downright melted to this one.
Oh. My. Life. I just realised how badly that could be taken out of context! Congratulations - that's given me my first big laugh of this Sunday morning!
It's always "plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant" Never "hello" "hi" "how is your day going?" "how are you?" 😔😔😔 (Tell me someone gets this reference LMAO)
I dunno how but 5 seconds in and instant mood boost, just went from "Cool guy chilling in the rain" to "Your hyper bestie meeting up with you at the mall"
First time I've had a haircut on a Sunday, but what the heck! Also, noticed the subtle hint about your Twitch... Never been on there but I could be persuaded! Interesting "secret phrase" ya got there... 😆
I don’t know why everyone is commenting…. Pregnancy encouragement, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. You know what imma just…. Imma just go, y’all have fun 👍 (good video btw)
I haven't had a haircut in a very long time. It's a bit past my shoulders now. I sometimes ask people if I should get a haircut since I've been thinking about it for a while, but they usually react like Batman telling Joker no. "Joker NO, you can't!" "There's no laws against getting a haircut Batman"
well, this haircut sure is nice, should be more than enough to prevent any further uneanted hair growth! While I quite enjoyed it, may I ask why I hear the sounds of slapping and people yelling "get pregnant" in the other room? I keep hearing something about messages from the stream? I am freightened and confused
@@ReizenASMR Day long, night closes Breathing drawn, seeming frozen Wanted in my arms, quick motion Received gladly, all my devotion. Feelings, hardly spoken Passion, awokened.
Is nobody else going to point out the fact that Reizen chose to make the scissors look like Ryuko's scissors from Kill La Kill, or am I going to be the only one?😅
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I love this person's voice, the cheerful greeting in the beginning was so cute and so calming 😊❤
You are so kind, thank you very much! 🤍
Came out of that barbershop bald cause I didnt wanna leave
You can always come back next week!
"The only difference between a bad haircut and a bad haircut is about 2 weeks." -Some Random Old Vet at the Airport, ~2022
Sorry I'm late: PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!
Also, on a slightly unrelated note, super cute voice as usual. I downright melted to this one.
Thank you so much!!
what the fuck
4:40 I melted, that was absolutely irresistible...Thanks for that relaxing haircut, Reizen. 💙
No problem, always a pleasure to serve you 😊🤍
“We can get you in and out and it’s usually really pleasurable”
Oh, and I need to emphasize, my. Well I certainly won’t keep you from that.
Very out of context if you were saying that to a person in real life LOL
Oh. My. Life. I just realised how badly that could be taken out of context! Congratulations - that's given me my first big laugh of this Sunday morning!
*plap plap plap* "Get Pregnant, Get Pregnant, Get Pregnant"
Preggers!
AYO 🤨
no pls 😔
settle down guys, we cannot be commenting that
Femboy Pregnancy is real
@@ReizenASMR The GOVERNMENT wants YOU to THINK you CAN'T get your FEMBOY BOYWIFE PREGNANT, but YOU aren't TRYING HARD ENOUGH!
Wish it wasnt @@ReizenASMR
Plap plap plap
@@ReizenASMR don't do that. Don't give me hope.
Thigh highs and blahaj ready
Thigh highs will always save lives.
.... looks over at blahaj then back to computer screen!
This kind of stuff always puts me to sleep honestly i can't get enough of your voice it's so cute
I appreciate that, feel free to stop by on my Twitch anytime :)
Plap Plap, I was taking a bath…
Oh no... the rubber broke...
New haircut ASMR is the best thank you for relaxing me every night❤❤
You’re welcome 😊
Plap plap plap get pregnant 🤰
You understood the assignment
that i did
@@ReizenASMR
I dont usually go on twitch. But i can definitely get behind this secret phrase.
I'm glad you can appreciate the secret code!
if no one has said it yet we appreciate all the effort you put into these vids *that definitely deserve more likes* and being best bow wife🗿
Aww thank you!! I’m happy to make these videos for you all 🤍
It's always "plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant"
Never "hello" "hi" "how is your day going?" "how are you?" 😔😔😔 (Tell me someone gets this reference LMAO)
So true and real 😔✊
Plap plap plap be happy be happy
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands 👏
I dunno how but 5 seconds in and instant mood boost, just went from "Cool guy chilling in the rain" to "Your hyper bestie meeting up with you at the mall"
Nice try, Great Clips. I don't care who you hire, I ain't going back
EVERYONE SCATTER, WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT
Lmfaoo
no one tell him we work for Supercuts
🤣
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT, or so the myth goes.
Best myth that has been passed down through generations!
You have the best femboy voice out of all the ASMR videos I have ever watched.
Oh wow, thank you so much! 🤍
I wish my real barber was this cute, and relaxing
What’s your current barber like?
Relaxing haircut from a femboy barber? Yes please! Great video
Thank you!
FINALLY SOMEONE USES HERACLES‘ GREEK NAME
WOOOO
if i wasnt already subscribed that wouldve made me do so
Also great video as always
Hehe glad ya liked that reference!
damn bro calling me big guy got me all blushing
Best haircut audio ever 😊
😊 thank you
Aaah, new Reizen content, my favourite 😁
Hope you enjoy! 🤍
Playing insurgency sandstorm in thigh highs and a skirt while listening to this banger 👍
Certified gamer moment.
That sounds like such a vibe tbh
Got war thunder?
@@ASMRAltAccount not currently ;-;
I wish i was a shape shifter.
oh fuck that pose...i am both intimidated and amazed
My artist kills it every time with the poses!
yep i kinda wiah i can do art like that lol@@ReizenASMR
Thank you reizen for shaving and haircut me, what a lovely Amazing Service ❤❤❤
Any time! 🤍
This is my first video watching this person and ngl I really love the voice I could go to sleep rn and I just might
Another great video thank you again for the quality ASMR. I love haircuts really good tingles. Whats your favorite way to get tipped by the way?
I’m happy you liked this haircut session! You’re welcome to tip on my StreamElements (found on my Twitch) or my Ko-fi page! Thank you 🤍
Oh okay, i didn't expect all this romantic tension, i feel like i have a job now, but I dont know what it is
Your job is to continue being amazing!
First time I've had a haircut on a Sunday, but what the heck! Also, noticed the subtle hint about your Twitch... Never been on there but I could be persuaded! Interesting "secret phrase" ya got there... 😆
We would love to have you! Feel free to stop by!
@@ReizenASMR I may just do that! It will be a first for me!
@@ReizenASMR I checked out your stream schedule, and time zones mean it is the middle of the night in my part of the world..😞
All fun and games until he asks you to pass him the Elmer’s Glue on the table
It’s half 5 here, thanks for bestowing the gift of sleep upon me
Anytime! Rest well 😴
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
THAT'S THE SPIRIT
New cute work of amazing author 💞
Thank you! Aermik is a great scriptwriter.
STAHPPP ITTT you're gonna make me blush
Plap plap plap, get pregnant teehee
Thank you for your holy contribution!
I normally shave on Sundays and Thursdays but I can make an exception
Thank you for making an exception 🤍
YES just YES. I NEED MORE. MORE OF THE CUTIE!
These comments honestly insane, yet relatable
I am here to perform the legend of "plap plap plap"...
The legend of the hidden plap
i have subbed to plap plap plap
I appreciate that, thanks!
zamn, thanks for the haircut. I really needed it 👍🏻
Its a pleasure listening to your videos
It’s my pleasure providing them to you!
Adorable pic but one of the scissors is defying gravity
Thank you, I think
It's mid spin, kept up by it's momentum, the entire pose is mid action swinging one arm back.
“!Is that blood on those scisso-”
Nope, just some ketchup
@@ReizenASMR._.
Nah bro it's just crimson colored
Why is plap plap everywhere? I’m scared
Find out on Twitch :)
I don’t know why everyone is commenting…. Pregnancy encouragement, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
You know what imma just…. Imma just go, y’all have fun 👍 (good video btw)
That thumbnail screams Rabbit of Seville.
Thanks for the haircut. I feel like doing chemistry now
Go for it!
@@ReizenASMR I got an idea. You know the business and I know the chemistry. so I'm thinking, maybe you and I could partner up
YOOOOOOOO WE GOT ANOTHER HAIRCUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone's excited and eager during their haircut appointment! 🤍
Yo.. is that gojo pose? LMAO
Totally!
plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant
Clap clap clap
😭
I didnt come here for pregnancy, but now im invested.
💳 💣 💥
Relaxing Video as always ❤
Thank you! 🤗
WHERE IS THE PLAP PLAP PART
Keep rewatching it until you find it. It's definitely there and I'm not gaslighting you into giving us more views.
The whole video
life takes people places
What do you mean?
@ReizenASMR it means My genius plan worked. We're getting recommended to random people. I'm a genius.
I thought reizen was pure wtf😭
LOL
See that's your first mistake. You forgot about ME
*Plap* *Plap* *Plap* get pregnant
Thank you for your service!
this dude alone is making me question my sexuality. stop it
🏳️🌈
@@ReizenASMR yea imma have to rewatch the tarot card video of yours to make sure
I haven't had a haircut in a very long time. It's a bit past my shoulders now.
I sometimes ask people if I should get a haircut since I've been thinking about it for a while, but they usually react like Batman telling Joker no.
"Joker NO, you can't!"
"There's no laws against getting a haircut Batman"
Having long hair is lovely!
Shan't thou post such royal works to the likes of thy
U wot m8
im so scared and so confused at these comments i just wanted to sleep 😭
Meow meow 🖤 shave me for purring
Meow meow!
@@ReizenASMR blessed with Reizen take care of me
Plap plap, I’m new here 🙏edit: I forgot the rubber
Welcome to the channel traveler!
well, this haircut sure is nice, should be more than enough to prevent any further uneanted hair growth! While I quite enjoyed it, may I ask why I hear the sounds of slapping and people yelling "get pregnant" in the other room? I keep hearing something about messages from the stream? I am freightened and confused
Pregnant toaster
@ReizenASMR do not let these hooligans near me i just wish to have my hair cut!
Can't miss this😼
Thanks for watching!
The Jojo pose.
It’s just a pose :3
damn i must have alot of hair
I'm usually good at making poems up on the fly but my image of you is making me nervous
Femboys love poems! Show me what ya got
@@ReizenASMR
Day long, night closes
Breathing drawn, seeming frozen
Wanted in my arms, quick motion
Received gladly, all my devotion.
Feelings, hardly spoken
Passion, awokened.
are you the honored one
Why yes, yes I am.
And what’s Aer gonna do if I don’t say it 😈
He might scream, or cry, or both
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!. late to the party but thats ok lol
Better late than never!
Is nobody else going to point out the fact that Reizen chose to make the scissors look like Ryuko's scissors from Kill La Kill, or am I going to be the only one?😅
Okay, you're just making me desperately want someone to love amd cuddle with now :
Reply with the time you're seeing this right now it's 3 : 49 for me
Also really loved the video, keep up the good work 👍❤
It's currently 12 : 47 for me, and thank you so much! 🤍
god i need a haircut from you
Quick question WHAT THE FUUUUUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS GAHTDAHUM COMMENT SECTION
Plap plap plap, peel my skin off i dont like how it feels
Oh wow
Dawg these comments are crazy (I need me a femboy i can PLAB PLAB PLAB get pregnant)
The comments are true and real
@@ReizenASMR very real
That is not a proper way to hold scissors, you could get hurt
I promise, I am a professional femboy barber, please close your eyes :-)
now watch us run with them
plap me
👏
Hi :)
P100
Thank you 💯
Plap plap plap i feel uncomfortable commenting this
Oh no! Definitely never send anything that makes you uncomfortable.
Good.
lawful good vs chaotic evil responses
I hate these type of videos (make more please I’m desperate for attention)
Reizen marry me pls im so lonely im gonna die alone
There's someone out there for everyone!
plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant pls
I agree, even if you commented this twice somehow!
Seek professional help, folks, it'll help
No
No
i'm good
Nah, im good
I'm not surprised you guys said no. Just disappointed.
Plap Plap Plap Get Boy Preggers!
I don't know why I see a lot of plapping in the comment section. But it looks fun 👉👈U///U🤍
You understood the assignment, that's all that matters!
I asked SIRI, where’s the nearest femfoy barber, and it directed me to you 😅🤍🖤
Siri brought you to the right place! 🤍