Greg Giraldo - Why Being Married To A Guy Would Be Great

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  • Опубликовано: 12 апр 2016
  • The late great #GregGiraldo on American stubbornness, why he believes in God, and how Siegfried and Roy made him believe in soulmates.
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  • @arodri27
    @arodri27 5 лет назад +170

    im on a giraldo binge hehe genius guy

    • @interferenceband7165
      @interferenceband7165 4 года назад +3

      Albert Rodriguez watch his roasts. Legendary

    • @LilDyablo1
      @LilDyablo1 4 года назад

      Proud Latino guy

    • @mandywhittles
      @mandywhittles 3 года назад

      Yeah. Very smart comedy.

    • @LilDyablo1
      @LilDyablo1 3 года назад +1

      @John M What?? Lmao do you even know what Latino mean? His mom is from Colombia and his dad is from Spain, he has said it in his special he is Latino. Mexican is a nationality you probably meant he's not short and brown because that's how the racist media has portrayed Hispanics and Latinos since most have higher Native American blood and as we all know they tried to exterminate them in the American continent (not just country). I know you probably didn't know most of this because the left and right are both as ignorant and racist and this portrays in the public school system and the media but it's cool brother.

    • @giveitupforgreggiraldo
      @giveitupforgreggiraldo 3 года назад

      dont we all? :)

  • @StevenEveral
    @StevenEveral 2 года назад +40

    "Could you imagine saying something and having the words you said be interpreted exactly the way you intended?"
    Damn, he knew all about toxic relationships. After having got out of a few, this line really hits home for me.

    • @tyyneviljakainen5108
      @tyyneviljakainen5108 2 года назад

      you look quite young for some one who had such experience. Most people who end up with poisonous people are from narcissistic homes or/ and was bullied in school

    • @ryanlowe509
      @ryanlowe509 2 года назад +2

      That’s the norm in America

    • @MrRevoltOfficial
      @MrRevoltOfficial 6 месяцев назад

      He literally just described women.

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@MrRevoltOfficialAll of them!

  • @dustinpower1683
    @dustinpower1683 4 года назад +27

    man greg was one of my all time favorites. I miss him.

  • @blacklabelholsters1635
    @blacklabelholsters1635 2 года назад +10

    I sure miss this guy, I feel so blessed to have seen his sets and meet him in Seattle. He was an amazing guy.

  • @tycobb2580
    @tycobb2580 4 года назад +15

    02:25 "which proves beyond any reasonable doubt that I once read an article I didn't understand" LOL

    • @forkyyyy7842
      @forkyyyy7842 3 года назад

      One of the best lines i ever heard 😂

  • @bman342a
    @bman342a 4 года назад +35

    One of the funniest bits I've ever seen. Greg, we hardly knew ya. Gone way too early.

  • @homersimpsonucf
    @homersimpsonucf 8 лет назад +126

    I can only imagine what he'd have to say about the reality we live in now in 2016. His voice is sorely missed.

  • @erickpacheco2955
    @erickpacheco2955 2 года назад +5

    We surely miss this kind of refreshing, down to earth, and creative comedy that slaps you in the face with reality of life yet makes you pee your pants laughing on how cruel yet on point his content was!!! Greg had a special gift!!

  • @SeveredLegs
    @SeveredLegs 5 лет назад +25

    When he was on, he was ON.

  • @HeyYaKnow
    @HeyYaKnow 3 года назад +13

    Girando was very intelligent. I wonder how many other lawyers could quit practicing law and become legendary comedians...

  • @strafe777
    @strafe777 4 года назад +6

    Man RIP Giraldo. You were my favorite comic.

  • @puunjabirockstar
    @puunjabirockstar 8 лет назад +160

    greg and patrice left too early

  • @cpottzz5744
    @cpottzz5744 6 лет назад +25

    Giraldo was amazing ,

  • @Samamurai
    @Samamurai 8 лет назад +28

    One of his best bits. I've been showing my friends this for ages.

  • @seandeltano3104
    @seandeltano3104 5 лет назад +20

    3:44 "They look all tan, and muscular, and great cause they don't have someone at home suckin the will to live right out of them!"

  • @kieranmcdonnell6601
    @kieranmcdonnell6601 5 лет назад +10

    He was the Best

  • @VinnyLations
    @VinnyLations 4 года назад +5

    Oh man he killed this set! Free access in 2019 to Greg Giraldo any time I feel like it!

  • @wolfie316781
    @wolfie316781 2 года назад +6

    I really miss Greg Geraldo's wonderfully insightful humor

  • @drehen4891
    @drehen4891 4 года назад +15

    Rest in Peace Greg!!

    • @clinicaltranscription1190
      @clinicaltranscription1190 4 года назад

      Dre Hen -I’m actually a little jealous of where he’s at right now He’s finally at peace,, at least until his then-wife dies then she’ll nag the sh!t out of him and ruin his afterlife too😒

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 3 года назад

      @@clinicaltranscription1190 smh dude

  • @VeN0m88
    @VeN0m88 4 года назад +5

    I'm on another Giraldo kick, and I will do it through out my life time because he is 1 of the funniest to live.

  • @thirdman27
    @thirdman27 7 лет назад +16

    He was so brilliant and original. The great ones die young.

    • @chrispappas3750
      @chrispappas3750 4 года назад

      The great ones die from abusing prescription medications?

    • @dg1431
      @dg1431 8 месяцев назад

      Sometimes, yes.

  • @gregstegeman7102
    @gregstegeman7102 Год назад +1

    Over and over again he proves that he was the smartest, fastest, and funniest of them all. Check the crowd reactions. The one comment that keeps coming up from everyone who checks him out on RUclips is how much they miss him. Here's what you do: 1. Read his biography "A Comedian's Story" and 2. Just keep watching all his videos. He is immortal.

  • @1968cdc1
    @1968cdc1 2 года назад +1

    Man… Can you imagine today with tour that had Greg, Patrice and Norm. The great ones almost always called home too soon. Greg would have owned 2021!

  • @spideranansi929
    @spideranansi929 4 года назад +7

    This guy is incredibly quick. Surprised he isnt as well known as many other comics with a fraction of his talent.

  • @alexandermccarthy
    @alexandermccarthy 4 года назад +1

    I miss him. Truly brilliant, and tormented.

  • @jcee6886
    @jcee6886 4 года назад +6

    The 2 best for mine are Greg and Patrice. Gone way too soon.

  • @Q.Q.
    @Q.Q. 6 лет назад +7

    Extraordinary...

  • @nottoday9098
    @nottoday9098 7 лет назад +19

    Sad that he died. He was a very funny man.

  • @lw7379
    @lw7379 4 года назад +1

    💫💫💫💫 he is now with the cosmos..... What a funny brilliant soul 💕

  • @ClintScottFischer
    @ClintScottFischer 4 года назад

    This was GOLD

  • @seanl67
    @seanl67 4 года назад +2

    This is comedy gold.

  • @robhernandez3524
    @robhernandez3524 4 года назад

    Amazing!

  • @mandywhittles
    @mandywhittles 3 года назад

    At least we can still hear Greg. Albeit not alive. Always an inspirational comedian.

  • @jacob9399
    @jacob9399 3 года назад +2

    RIP Siegfried and Roy

  • @timmy13duffy
    @timmy13duffy 3 года назад

    Brilliant!!

  • @marksanchez7191
    @marksanchez7191 3 года назад

    He was lit on this one. But still delivered. Beast

  • @spittingfire420
    @spittingfire420 4 года назад +3

    Man soooo funny and brutal just rewatched the Hoff Roast and he destroyed the stage.
    R.I.P. gone too soon Mitch Hedburg as well.......addiction is a disease 😔😔

  • @prikov1
    @prikov1 Год назад +1

    He was the best comedian of the early 2000's..
    Absolutely killed with his roasts and stand up..
    The best bit was the one about letters home from troops in the civil war and those in the gulf war...

  • @xilo3012
    @xilo3012 5 лет назад +2

    Comedy hero!

  • @jim-hn7ko
    @jim-hn7ko 4 месяца назад

    the blazer is a nice touch.

  • @logdon17
    @logdon17 4 года назад +3

    Marriage is a gift from God, is anyone here married? Does it feel like a gift? Haha, awesome

  • @costalepas7192
    @costalepas7192 2 года назад

    The man is a legend

  • @sdjahof1964
    @sdjahof1964 3 года назад

    Man, it’s 2021 and U are missed. A force to be reckoned with… indeed gone to soon

  • @somedude626
    @somedude626 3 года назад

    He was so good

  • @guerrerojaguar6371
    @guerrerojaguar6371 2 года назад

    Dude was ahead of his time!

  • @blakeberry13
    @blakeberry13 2 года назад

    Love ya greg

  • @TupacChakutec
    @TupacChakutec 7 лет назад +41

    just finish watching an amy shumer stand up show and i was about to kill myself, and then this video came up and saved my life

    • @Ashish-xm9ol
      @Ashish-xm9ol 4 года назад

      I support people who want to kill themselves killing themself so this is a lil disappointing tbh

    • @Nastyfinger1444
      @Nastyfinger1444 4 года назад

      Why would you watch Amy?

  • @beatonthedonis
    @beatonthedonis 5 лет назад

    Savage Giraldo.

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla 4 года назад +7

    A man who was WAY ahead got taken WAY too soon.. 😕

  • @baffledbybullshit805
    @baffledbybullshit805 2 года назад +1

    He was such an honest great as is Doug Stanhope.

  • @BREAKocean
    @BREAKocean 2 года назад

    Just started looking this guy up after seeing him on a roast. Anyone have any particulars to check out? I just discovered him yesterday.

  • @dannychavez802
    @dannychavez802 4 года назад

    Goat

  • @alisonschoonover9251
    @alisonschoonover9251 6 лет назад

  • @RB-vb2lc
    @RB-vb2lc 8 лет назад +20

    Comic genius! gone to soon.

  • @aa.4639
    @aa.4639 5 лет назад

    😂😂😂

  • @starcrib
    @starcrib 5 лет назад +3

    genius.... even more nowadays.

  • @derickspawn6706
    @derickspawn6706 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonnstoffer
    @jonnstoffer 7 лет назад +6

    he was awesome and a well liked comic. I wish I had seen him or met hi.. 😞

  • @olivedotcom
    @olivedotcom 3 года назад

    0:33 more like big fat egos lmao

  • @TacticGamers
    @TacticGamers 3 года назад

    i love greg Weird how comics almost steal from eachother in a way . this reminds me of louies bit and stanhopes gay marriage bit

  • @utopian3d
    @utopian3d 4 года назад

    RIP Roy

  • @maerosepanabe746
    @maerosepanabe746 7 лет назад +1

    Greg the man

  • @deetee-ob3xx
    @deetee-ob3xx 7 лет назад +3

    greg was the tupac of comedy.

  • @pitbylllson
    @pitbylllson 8 лет назад

    the best

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 4 года назад +3

    Is anybody here married?
    Does it feel like a gift from god to you?

  • @md-kq4cp
    @md-kq4cp 3 года назад +1

    'Which proves beyond a doubt that I once read an article I didn't fully understand and memorized a tiny piece of it.' Describes the state of nearly everyone.

  • @heatherh7271
    @heatherh7271 Год назад +2

    Comedic genius. Gone to soon 😢

  • @tickedoffnow
    @tickedoffnow 2 года назад +1

    Greg was so gifted
    He deserved better
    I'm a Queer Christian and I found this hilarious

  • @ScottMartinD
    @ScottMartinD 2 года назад

    His material got better later on.

  • @phildirt3
    @phildirt3 4 года назад +1

    Great comic greatly missed

  • @rodneydongerfield5378
    @rodneydongerfield5378 8 лет назад +7

    RIP in peace.

    • @biribalazs
      @biribalazs 8 лет назад +17

      Rest in peace in peace ?

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 7 лет назад +2

    RIP Greg.

  • @anniecroussette1837
    @anniecroussette1837 7 лет назад +1

    so funny! :)

  • @chadpez75
    @chadpez75 2 года назад

    and they all laugh, the 90s...

  • @gpwcowboy
    @gpwcowboy 2 года назад

    We can't drive little cars because the government/insurance companies won't let us. Examples: 1957 BMW isetta, 75mpg. 1973 vw, 20 mpg. 1991 festiva, 45 mpg. 2020 Corolla, 32 mpg.... Weight/horsepower ratio.

  • @CaseyWinehouse
    @CaseyWinehouse 2 года назад

    You can Daniel Tosh was definitely influenced by Giraldo.

  • @trollsymctroll5361
    @trollsymctroll5361 10 месяцев назад

    Did he retire?

  • @teerevevourdeminingo4274
    @teerevevourdeminingo4274 4 года назад

    I'm now a huge Greg fan. But for the second video in a row, he has complete;y plagiarized Bill Hicks. But he licked the stamped just enough in a different way I am not gay for liking them both and for that I appreciate him.

  • @rickybobby6028
    @rickybobby6028 3 года назад +1

    Anyone who been married knows it's always been the same sex.

  • @jameszahendrix8697
    @jameszahendrix8697 3 года назад

    Imagine if he was still here😪😪 I can just dream about what he would of said about the trump lmao

  • @deathmachine808
    @deathmachine808 5 лет назад +3

    You can see the addictions already affecting his intellect and delivery even here.

    • @michaelvendick2785
      @michaelvendick2785 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, you really can. He's talking a mile a minute and he's sweating like pregnant nun in church. That must have been some good meth he snorted. It's really ashame cause he is really, really funny. One of my favorite comics. But you're absolutely right. If you have any experience with drugs or know someone who is an addict, you can clearly see the signs

  • @skunk69x29
    @skunk69x29 3 года назад

    this is vaguely like Jeff Foxworthy's bit on this subject, as well as a few others(C.K., Doug S, etc.... still hilarious

  • @kadagiangnosis3496
    @kadagiangnosis3496 6 лет назад +6

    Wish Greg was around now. He'd rip on the "SJWs" a ew one

  • @countdublevay7327
    @countdublevay7327 5 лет назад +1

    Geraldo...black pilled

  • @Airbum73
    @Airbum73 6 лет назад +1

    he was better when on less coke

  • @adka9473
    @adka9473 3 года назад +1

    Way too much coke

  • @travismcnasty4239
    @travismcnasty4239 3 месяца назад

    Coke sweat.

  • @eelsrok232
    @eelsrok232 8 лет назад +2

    first bitch!! jk no but really first

  • @marinevetoneroman7232
    @marinevetoneroman7232 4 года назад +1

    If he believed in God, maybe he would still be alive.. To soon...?

    • @boracebecioglu9563
      @boracebecioglu9563 4 года назад

      He actually believed in god and was kind of religious on the inside. He talks about it in some of his interviews

    • @sdjahof1964
      @sdjahof1964 3 года назад +1

      Ok…. So the ones that believe in god, that died… Then others that don’t believe in god and still alive… because? It simply makes no sense

    • @marinevetoneroman7232
      @marinevetoneroman7232 3 года назад

      @@sdjahof1964 - if you believed in anything, it would.. Good Luck

    • @skunk69x29
      @skunk69x29 3 года назад

      you mean "too" soon

  • @noureddineelaroussi7680
    @noureddineelaroussi7680 4 года назад +2

    Bill Burr is trying to be funny by being too loud and angry, Jeff Ross is only a goofy roaster like a childhood bully friend, Anthony Jeselnik is one liner Steven Wright/ Mitch Hedgberg wanna be, Jim Jefferies binge on RUclips comic legends and steels bits and make them in his own voice...Only 2 Smart philosophical comedians left and they're both gone: George Carlin and Greg Geraldo! you may rest in peace!

  • @jasonrangel4497
    @jasonrangel4497 2 года назад +1

    He is coked out of his mind..he is way better then this set.

  • @gloobark
    @gloobark 7 лет назад

    this definitely wasn't his best

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material 5 лет назад

      It was good, but the audience wasn't laughing first

    • @gutsfield3504
      @gutsfield3504 5 лет назад

      Except for the also dead Bernie Mac, his mediocre was better than carrot tops best comic performance. We took Greg for granted. He should not have died.

  • @DesertScorpionKSA
    @DesertScorpionKSA 5 лет назад

    He should have worried about his own addictions instead of other peoples issues. He's dead now and the fat people he complained about are still alive. He lost.

    • @lukemeacham1282
      @lukemeacham1282 2 года назад

      Everyone dies. While he lived, he brought joy and laughter to others while making them think. I wish he could have conquered his demons. He was a fantastic comedian.

    • @DesertScorpionKSA
      @DesertScorpionKSA 2 года назад

      @@lukemeacham1282 I agree he was funny. Maybe one has to be flawed to be a really great comedian.

  • @roccobierman4985
    @roccobierman4985 4 года назад +3

    He should have just shouted "I'm a leftist! I'm a leftist! I'm a leftist! I'm a leftist!" over and over again in different goofy voices and it would have been the same show.

  • @boulshyte8932
    @boulshyte8932 7 лет назад +1

    not funny at all

    • @urgfswallows
      @urgfswallows 5 лет назад +6

      Boul Shyte let me guess ur a Kevin Hart fan? lol

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 5 лет назад

      Why are you here then??

    • @matttherrien9608
      @matttherrien9608 4 года назад

      @@urgfswallows In fairness, "gun compartment" was alright.

    • @micperez819
      @micperez819 2 года назад

      Go watch Dane Cook