***Achoo*** FYI **This is the Build 41 IWBUMS beta branch of Project Zomboid available here: projectzomboid.com/blog/content/uploads/2019/10/iwbumshowto-768x486.gif
“The more space you have the safer you are, safe space, make sure you have one; and if you don’t, fight till you do. Fighting cures unhappiness.” I felt as if he was talking to me and not about the game. Made my day
I am really new to zomboid. When i was starting i just sprinted and thought that the zombies wouldn't follow me like an idiot. After understanding the basics i tried starting some games, all resulting in death. Suddenly, i got bored of making builds so i just went with no job, and some basic perks. My guy was almost eaten in the first day, because zombies invaded my house when i was sleeping. He had a cut on the head, a cut on the neck and a bruise on the abdomen. He was bleeding to death. I torn up my own clothes to stop the bleeding. I ran through a forest to avoid zombies. Walked several miles while naked, on the night and raining. I found a random building. Now that building is my base. And i got more than enough gear to be safe.
im addicted to the fact that this whole video series sounds like the documentary narrator in his depressed high school years reading an even more boring textbook while attempting to convey some semblance of emotion
Second episode in, and I swear it is like listening to an audio autobiography of Christopher Walken, that is being narrated by him. I am enjoying the journey so far.
I can honestly say, I missed you on RUclips! Great to have you back! You’re content has a level of dry humor, information and just great content. I’ve had a hard time finding another content creator that does it as good as you. Keep up the good work!
Going with this shorter, more narrative focused type of video, was a phenomenal decision. This stuff reall stands out, and makes really fun and digestable content.
"So long as i continue to create bodily fluids. i cannot relent" is something i never thought id hear, but something that will travel a long way with me.
My my, your channel has grown, even at slow and steady rate. I’m so proud of you, even if I don’t usually watch your content nowadays. I still remember when you were at around 50K subs
5:28 Gerald: "Atchoo!" Zombie: *sniffle* "Atchoo!" *every zombie begins sneezing and falling dead one after the other after catching Gerald's cold* Gerald: "This is gonna cost me...."
The pseudophilosophical and incoherent ramblings combined with a dispassionate voice of a simultaneously fake and insane church preacher whilst playing a video game about mutilating corpses and eating worms out of the ground convinced me you're one of the best RUclipsrs out there. (As if that wasn't clear enough from TorSolo adventures) All my chakras have opened thanks to you and now I know the true power of ultra instinct.
I always enjoy rather eloquent people on RUclips. Particularly of your variety. The deadpan expository goings on entertain me to a great extent, it speaks to me on a level that I'm familiar with.
I missed you, my friend. A lot has happened this last month. My wife has left me, she doesn't love me anymore. She made the decision to move out pretty much overnight. Came home from work one day and she told me what she was gonna do, wasn't even willing to try and work out our marriage issues. I'm waiting for a call for a job interview that will change my life. It's a good job, quadruple my current pay, but I'll have to move outta state. It's sort of bittersweet I think. I'll be very sad to leave my current job, my bosses are so so wonderful and they've been so lovely and supportive throughout this really sad time of my life. I think, ultimately, it'll be nice to start fresh somewhere new. I don't really have any friends here so it's not as though I'll be leaving much behind. I hate so much to admit this but even though she doesn't love me anymore it feels so wrong to move so far away from her. Since she left me she's moved back into her mom's house (her dad died of cancer when she was in highschool and her mom hoards animals, the whole house is filthy and falling apart and she's been hooked on opiates for at least a decade). She's living in the uninsulated converted porch in the back of the house. She lost her job soon after and honestly her mental health doesn't look good right now. I just feel awful for her. Even though she took my cats, even though she ripped out my heart, even though she's been distant for awhile, I just wanna make things better for her. I just miss her. I hope things are going good for you and yours. I wish you the best and I want you to know your videos have been helping me through a difficult time and it's good to know ya, even second hand.
There is an idea of a Gerald Williams, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
You should play a round where your character is ok, but debuffs are significantly worse. Severe depression means you won't try to escape zombies, major sickness means you can't do anything but sit and sleep, starvation or dehydration means you just die, etc. Glad this series is back.
See man, you are good at the game. It doesn't matter how much stuff you have to drop or part with. How much you lose or gain. You did the whole point of this game right: you're alive.
Love the "American Psycho" reference, lol... I wonder how many viewers actually caught that, or knew the movie. A MUST WATCH in my opinion... Love this series, very entertaining. Hope to see a new season someday soon. Keep up the great work!
"A wrong turn reveals that I'm an idiot." Buddy we've all been there.
Laughed way too hard at this
I haven't been there.
Always just been an idiot unconditionally.
Me in Deepnest
@@hollowtrappedinaelevator320 I see I have met a cultured higher being.
@@lecommentar9851 a
This is a poem but playing a zombie game
He never makes scripts for his videos, he makes lyrics
Oh yes
My favorite lines
Back, pack. Backpack
I'm getting the fuck out of here
@@theacer3aper mine has got to be: One wrong turn reveals that I'm an idiot.
True
***Achoo***
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bless you
Thank you
@@ambiguousamphibian Guess I gotta wear a mask for the video
*H I*
Cough
“The more space you have the safer you are, safe space, make sure you have one; and if you don’t, fight till you do. Fighting cures unhappiness.” I felt as if he was talking to me and not about the game. Made my day
"Welcome back to the struggle" lol most of us never left.
Actually I did. This is my first episode back
@@REDandBLUEandORANGE naïve child
That deep 2020 cut
A curious statement, to be sure. After all, we haven't dismantled Capitalism yet. So the struggle remains.
@@Bluecho4 that's right comrade
I eat the food of gods!
I train my hands!
I study electricity!
This is my grungy sleeping chair!
i rub the lotion on my skin or else i get the hose again
@@EvilNecroid
*sits down at table with date*
*giggles* sorry I'm late, my hand training took a little longer than I expected.
This feels like torsolo reincarnated
But he has limbs this time... and suffering from a major flu... and being much much older.
@@raymondpontemayor9474 TorsOLDo
Torsolo is the picture of health compared to Gerald
Torsolo is the reincarnation of Negative Traits Man.
Don't @ me.
@@ANJROTmania .
Well, it's official.
I'm playing Project Zomboid again.
Eyyyy it's Butcha Pete!
Choppin that meat
@@ambiguousamphibian i play it few times but alone is boring after come back QQ
I've been waiting for the multiplayer updates. But it is tempting...
@@andromidius True
Enjoying this run my dude, relearning the game through you.
oop- new series👀👀👀
oop- new series👀👀👀
oop- new series👀👀👀
oop- new series👀👀👀
"I am not good at this game but I am alive" is one of the best quotes I've ever heard and should absolutely be the motto for PZ
I just decided to see it as a roguelike to not worry about deaths.
@@magusperde365 Death cannot be escaped! But it can be postponed
That’s the game summed up in a nutshell
I am really new to zomboid. When i was starting i just sprinted and thought that the zombies wouldn't follow me like an idiot. After understanding the basics i tried starting some games, all resulting in death. Suddenly, i got bored of making builds so i just went with no job, and some basic perks. My guy was almost eaten in the first day, because zombies invaded my house when i was sleeping. He had a cut on the head, a cut on the neck and a bruise on the abdomen. He was bleeding to death. I torn up my own clothes to stop the bleeding. I ran through a forest to avoid zombies. Walked several miles while naked, on the night and raining. I found a random building. Now that building is my base. And i got more than enough gear to be safe.
"why be vegan when you can be insanely depressed" 😂
Why not be vegan AND depressed like me haha
Well well well
"Shit, I am worthless. It hurts to forget that fact." -Ambiguousamphibian 7:02
"I deforest out of respect for the small trees"
*MURDERS A SMALL TREE*
Out of respect for the even smaller trees. The wisdom of Ambi is just amazing.
"In zomboid man cannot live on discipline alone, he needs books" had me smiling. Love this series.
these zero to hero playthroughs are as satisfying to watch as those painting restorations, both eloquently narrated
This isn't a gameplay narrator, he's telling a story... a tale... the legend of Gerald Williams
Impressive, lets see Paul Allens morning routine.
This is the comment i was looking for.
I saw Paul Allen's morning routine in London just ten days ago
That's impossible.
@@PwnZombie Why isn't it possible?
@@Spark-bw3ph I saw Paul Allen in Knoxville two weeks ago.
im addicted to the fact that this whole video series sounds like the documentary narrator in his depressed high school years reading an even more boring textbook while attempting to convey some semblance of emotion
So glad to have you back and seeing a new series
“If eating books doesn’t make you happy, what will?” So beautifully spoken
Always a great time, the deadpan poetic nature of your voice combined with the absurdity of the game makes for hilarious and excellent stuff
Ambi, idk how you do it, but these 10 minutes felt like they went by in 10 seconds
but it is glorious as always
Second episode in, and I swear it is like listening to an audio autobiography of Christopher Walken, that is being narrated by him. I am enjoying the journey so far.
I can honestly say, I missed you on RUclips! Great to have you back! You’re content has a level of dry humor, information and just great content. I’ve had a hard time finding another content creator that does it as good as you. Keep up the good work!
Going with this shorter, more narrative focused type of video, was a phenomenal decision. This stuff reall stands out, and makes really fun and digestable content.
"We still live out of a garage, eat worms, and consume antidepressants"🤣
Helicopter Event: *shrugs* "I'm an opportunist."
1:03 "i deforest out of respect for the small trees" 😅😅😂
I love the new editing style, it's so cool!
"So long as i continue to create bodily fluids. i cannot relent" is something i never thought id hear, but something that will travel a long way with me.
Happy to see you back and well. This series has the chill yet funny vibes of Torsolo and I like it.
5:02 "Chip, penny, used napkin." Indoors, indoors, IIINDOOORRSS
My my, your channel has grown, even at slow and steady rate. I’m so proud of you, even if I don’t usually watch your content nowadays. I still remember when you were at around 50K subs
I like how sometimes amphibian turns into the Christian Walken
3:53 that subtle reference to Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World caught me so off guard lol your commentary is fucking art lol
he's really out here making American psycho references
>"still safe inside my mind"
>takes a ton of anti-depressants
5:28
Gerald: "Atchoo!"
Zombie: *sniffle* "Atchoo!"
*every zombie begins sneezing and falling dead one after the other after catching Gerald's cold*
Gerald: "This is gonna cost me...."
so glad you are playing Zomboid again :)
Your comical appearance in Pixel Rookies vid of surviving a year worked, new to the game and this is now how I describe survival-
Stays away for weeks.
Videos greeting: 'ello.
Thats why we love you aa.
Love ya back ;)
"I shouldn't be alive, but its worth taking some anti depressants over" aaaahhh
loving the spongebob references.... "i'm ugly and I'm proud" then the potato chip, penny and used napkin
"I deforest out of respect for the small trees" -my monitor was almost sprayed with coffee LOL
“Trapped though we may be, each day we become more ass-kicking.”
Everything stored on the floor, the gangs all here!
Excellent content as always AA
The pseudophilosophical and incoherent ramblings combined with a dispassionate voice of a simultaneously fake and insane church preacher whilst playing a video game about mutilating corpses and eating worms out of the ground convinced me you're one of the best RUclipsrs out there. (As if that wasn't clear enough from TorSolo adventures)
All my chakras have opened thanks to you and now I know the true power of ultra instinct.
such an amazing editing and commentary, short, crisp, funny and entertaining, love it!
5:39 reminds me of the timeless quote
"The trick is to know when to walk away and KNOW WHEN TO RUN!"
- Ronfar from Lunar 2
The fact I have fallen asleep to this man’s voice many times before makes watching these videos hard because my brain thinks “time for sleep”
5:03 CHIP! PENNY! USED NAPKIN! Never forget your friends INDOORS.
I always enjoy rather eloquent people on RUclips. Particularly of your variety. The deadpan expository goings on entertain me to a great extent, it speaks to me on a level that I'm familiar with.
I missed you, my friend. A lot has happened this last month. My wife has left me, she doesn't love me anymore. She made the decision to move out pretty much overnight. Came home from work one day and she told me what she was gonna do, wasn't even willing to try and work out our marriage issues. I'm waiting for a call for a job interview that will change my life. It's a good job, quadruple my current pay, but I'll have to move outta state. It's sort of bittersweet I think. I'll be very sad to leave my current job, my bosses are so so wonderful and they've been so lovely and supportive throughout this really sad time of my life. I think, ultimately, it'll be nice to start fresh somewhere new. I don't really have any friends here so it's not as though I'll be leaving much behind. I hate so much to admit this but even though she doesn't love me anymore it feels so wrong to move so far away from her. Since she left me she's moved back into her mom's house (her dad died of cancer when she was in highschool and her mom hoards animals, the whole house is filthy and falling apart and she's been hooked on opiates for at least a decade). She's living in the uninsulated converted porch in the back of the house. She lost her job soon after and honestly her mental health doesn't look good right now. I just feel awful for her. Even though she took my cats, even though she ripped out my heart, even though she's been distant for awhile, I just wanna make things better for her. I just miss her. I hope things are going good for you and yours. I wish you the best and I want you to know your videos have been helping me through a difficult time and it's good to know ya, even second hand.
Good vibes to you man. What happening sucks but I sincerely hope things go well for you and that things suck less in the future!
Jeepers, that's a lot to be going through! Sending you good vibes, my friend!
“i eat the food of the gods, i sleep in this chair” i was dying
There is an idea of a Gerald Williams, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
Every single scene starts with either a sneeze or a cough😂😂😂
And in our time of need, he returns once again!!
Seriously, I don't think I'd be able to survive quarantine without you
Very nice, let's see Paul Allen's montage
"a safe space, make sure you have one. And if you don't, fight 'til you do."
5:01 Indooors, Indooooors, Iiiindooooooors! Take it away Penny!
Ambiguous referencing brave new world extremely casually makes me happy
Glad your posting videos again! Missed your stuff!
isn't that.......... ISN'T THAT YOUR WORMMAN HOUSE!?
That casual Dr. Strangelove reference is what I like about this channel. And the videos, of cource.
Nice catch ;) I'm glad you got that!
I had no idea this game was so in depth. Im interested
"Who needs veganism when you could be sick and depressed?" Hit me wayyyyy too hard
*atchoo and cough noises ... haaa the nostalgy... hahhaaha im reseeing this series xD big hug
That hello got me xD
"Ah, fisical possetions, totally DRM free" 2:18
"Hello. Welcome back to the struggle." is how I'm going to greet all my friends from now on.
Anyone who can reference American Psycho so casually and effectively deserves a like and sub.
haha love the Spongebob joke at 5:02
Am I the only one who thinks that AA should be hired to narrate audiobooks? This fucking slaps holy shit
the american psycho reference at 0:37 haha
"Things are more valuble than my life"
When people talk to you about your depression
You should play a round where your character is ok, but debuffs are significantly worse. Severe depression means you won't try to escape zombies, major sickness means you can't do anything but sit and sleep, starvation or dehydration means you just die, etc. Glad this series is back.
Your gameplay has a better story than The Walking Dead...😎
"Chip, penny, used napkin..."
"gang's all here,,,"
I'm genuinely looking forward to these episodes coming out
See man, you are good at the game. It doesn't matter how much stuff you have to drop or part with. How much you lose or gain. You did the whole point of this game right: you're alive.
This channel is getting more and more conceptual. It’s like Community I love it
the poetic ambigousamphibian from the apocalypse
Whenever you swear it makes a small part of my brain very very very happy
0:38
Got that reference, alberstram
Your narration style is incredible, can't stop laughing 😆
0:38 that American Psycho reference though
fast forwarding while doing any bulk task such as sawing logs is like flashbanging your ears.
I gotta say I'm loving this movie so far
"At least I'm still safe in my mind."
**Severely depressed**
I love waking up at 7 an seeing that u posted a vid, keep it up!
watching this again, surprised I didn't notice the American Psycho reference in the intro the first time.
I originally found you from kenshi, and like all your videos, but I think the project zomboid ones are my favorite
already can tell this series is gonna blow up, I'll give it 5 or so episodes, torsolo 2
Oh my God, your commentary is fricking gold!
"I am not good at this game"
Could have fooled me...
Love the "American Psycho" reference, lol... I wonder how many viewers actually caught that, or knew the movie. A MUST WATCH in my opinion... Love this series, very entertaining. Hope to see a new season someday soon. Keep up the great work!
Project Zomboid:
Survivor: *Cough! Ah-choo!*
Nothing more life threatening than playing at high speed on a perma-death game.
all of your videos are always so interapective… it’s incredible
This whole video is a slam poem.
You could recite this video's script to garner cheers from a hipster coffee shop's patrons
I kinda want to visit said hipster coffee shop
Let's plan a trip!