I put some eggs in water to boil. I was going to set a timer for 10 mins after it started boiling, but I forgot about them and went to take a nap instead. I woke up to a horrible smell as all the water was gone and the eggs had exploded in the pan. It took me 3 bottles of Fa Breeze to get the smell out of the carpet, couch, drapes etc.
I found about Mike because the times he's been in SF content before (that tabletalk with Steve and Chloe reading the whole Fuds Menu is my favourite video in the entire internet) and just this past weekend I decided to subscribe to his channel and I binge watched almost every video there. So to see him here just today really made my day n.n
The honey thing Falzone said is true, if you eat the honey from localized bees that use the pollen and other shit from local plants, your immune system will build up a tolerance for those plants and you won't be so allergic to them. Like, I used to be super allergic to poison ivy, but then I started to eat honey from a local beehive that used pollen or whatever from poison ivy, and now it's hardly even a problem anymore.
Maude, thank you. I listen to Courtney Barnett (a fellow Australian of yours) and she mentions petrol in one of her songs but I wasn't exactly sure what she was talking about until now. Also 63 cents a litre is about $2.50 a gallon unless my conversion is way off, which, taking *currency* conversion rates into account, would be about $1.82 US. The exact price it is in my town right now. (I live in Texas). Edit: My conversion is pretty spot on.
I actually have eaten a spoonful of bees. Wasps as well actually. I was travelling through China and went for Dim Sum with some distant relatives and they had a rice stir fried with wasps and bees. They were not really as crunchy as you would think at that point, just sort of blended in with the rice. Not that I would ever eat them again.
Does it annoy anyone else that the sign on the table has a space between the two words so the only this hash tagged is Table? Just me? You didn't notice but now I've pointed it out and it annoys you? Sorry.
I eat the hearts of bees of new areas that I move to to gain their powers. It gives me the power of the new area and attunes me to that areas' elements. Then I laugh at the queen as I eat the honey. It makes me more powerful. But I do get weird urges to pollinate flowers. So I mean it has its positives and negatives...
so the whole way through mike's song, right from the beginning straight through to the spoonful of bees, to the end of the song, i had an open spliff resting on my stomach and do you know how difficult it was not to laugh and have weed go fucking everywhere. it was an ordeal
When Mike said don't eat bees, it reminded me of this one time back in fifth grade when a bee flew in this kid's mouth, and he's allergic to bees so he freaked the fuck out and almost swallowed it. It was crazy.
I've heard about what Mike is talking about, I hear it's suppose to be locally unfiltered honey. Because that way it has the pollen and all that bee jazz(not jizz) that you're surrounded by that gives you the allergies mixed in and your body builds up some sort of defense. Plus honey is just good for a LOT of stuff when you get sick.
Mike Falzone is one of my favorite humans. Pair him with Bree and Maude and that is one hell of a good table talk.
totally agree
Fuck yes!
Mike Falzone is by far my favorite guest they have on the show! He works well with everyone and is especially hilarious with Steve!
thank you editors for posting this just before I go to bed, it's 3 in the morning in Australia over here
I love how Will's name is half off screen. Also I love Falzone.
Falzone
+čarobnjak eeeeee vidi neki nas!
He's a real American hero.
+SvemirZeka Valjda nas ima par majku mu haha
+čarobnjak nisam znao da nas imade ovde
SvemirZeka Slučajno, sve su to laži i obmane haha (Y)
I put some eggs in water to boil. I was going to set a timer for 10 mins after it started boiling, but I forgot about them and went to take a nap instead. I woke up to a horrible smell as all the water was gone and the eggs had exploded in the pan. It took me 3 bottles of Fa Breeze to get the smell out of the carpet, couch, drapes etc.
Hahhaha
Fa Breeze 😂😂
in all the years of table talk, we finally have a talk about tables. 👏
As an Australian I completely understand everything maude is saying 😁
Good for ewww
I love Mike and Maude!
I found about Mike because the times he's been in SF content before (that tabletalk with Steve and Chloe reading the whole Fuds Menu is my favourite video in the entire internet) and just this past weekend I decided to subscribe to his channel and I binge watched almost every video there. So to see him here just today really made my day n.n
Another very entertaining TableTalk, having Mike Falzone on is always great and Bree and Maude make such a funny duo.
Mike falzone is one of best people to have on a table talk. Or Sourcefed stuff in general. This episode was a perfect pairing of people
Maude! I'm one of the ten people!!!!! I work in Forster! I'm literally being driven there right now. Haha!
I love Falzone so much
11:55 the way she says her brothers name is
Shout to the Editor's for finding that 'Duplex' clip. I love Maude's awkward sweetness.
I just love mike falzone
One soda of gas. Lmao that was a great statement!
I love mike so much!!!!
THAT SHIT IS NEW !
I'm one of the ten Australians, represent Maude
I'd watch a series of videos where Mike reviews tables. I'd probably watch anything he makes because he's hilarious and a great human. 10/10.
Maude's newest single "Spew." Seriously though it gave me 80's sitcom for days.
I LOVE MIKE ! so funny everytime he is on
every once in a while, need these guys to make the "talking about your tables" joke. It gives me life
I love seeing Bree in The Cramps shirts. It makes me so happy!
Mike Falcone makes me smile
The honey thing Falzone said is true, if you eat the honey from localized bees that use the pollen and other shit from local plants, your immune system will build up a tolerance for those plants and you won't be so allergic to them. Like, I used to be super allergic to poison ivy, but then I started to eat honey from a local beehive that used pollen or whatever from poison ivy, and now it's hardly even a problem anymore.
This is my favorite table talk
I love Maude's singing voice!
yes! I love mikes channel!
Mike!
This was a great table talk
Maude just said "went ham" my life is complete XD
Falzone is my favorite
Maude, thank you. I listen to Courtney Barnett (a fellow Australian of yours) and she mentions petrol in one of her songs but I wasn't exactly sure what she was talking about until now.
Also 63 cents a litre is about $2.50 a gallon unless my conversion is way off, which, taking *currency* conversion rates into account, would be about $1.82 US. The exact price it is in my town right now. (I live in Texas).
Edit: My conversion is pretty spot on.
Love me some Falzone!!
Omg that cat sweater is so adorable!
First place I drove to after getting my license was Florida. From Michigan.
That was a beautiful song about spewing, Maude
I actually have eaten a spoonful of bees. Wasps as well actually. I was travelling through China and went for Dim Sum with some distant relatives and they had a rice stir fried with wasps and bees. They were not really as crunchy as you would think at that point, just sort of blended in with the rice.
Not that I would ever eat them again.
Congrats on hitting the lens, Bree!
The "Duplex" reference was so good. Lmaoo. She was definitely a neighbor from hell. "Who are ya, bringing a knife to a gunfight."
I think Mike is the most beloved person on Earth.
The musical holiday horror stories were fantastic! XD
Does it annoy anyone else that the sign on the table has a space between the two words so the only this hash tagged is Table?
Just me?
You didn't notice but now I've pointed it out and it annoys you?
Sorry.
Oh my god sammmeeeeeee
It's so true about local honey!! My dad does the same thing, puts it in his coffee
I love it when Maude does her impression of that bug alien from Men In Black.
10:16 'What is that kale and dirt?' and then Maude gets extremely self conscious about her breath lol
thanks Bree! i was eating pistachios while watching the video! ahah
maude was born in the city i live in :-)
I vote for these three
Wooooo!!!!! Not gonna lie, I lose my shit every time Maude says Australian stuff. Much love from Melbourne
I eat the hearts of bees of new areas that I move to to gain their powers. It gives me the power of the new area and attunes me to that areas' elements. Then I laugh at the queen as I eat the honey. It makes me more powerful. But I do get weird urges to pollinate flowers. So I mean it has its positives and negatives...
That fact that you just read my mind about jerkin in the kitchen just blew my mind!
Woah maude can sing
IMO this was one of the most aesthetically appealing table talks just three extremely attractive people.
I can verify Mike's attempt at explaining that eating local honey helps a lot with travel allergies.
What a trio. Holy shoot
OMG MAUDE!!! She is the cutest person ever
I'm in my fal-zone
Where can I find that gorgeous sweater Maude is wearing???
Insta-like for Mike!
so the whole way through mike's song, right from the beginning straight through to the spoonful of bees, to the end of the song, i had an open spliff resting on my stomach and do you know how difficult it was not to laugh and have weed go fucking everywhere. it was an ordeal
holy shit i missed this tabletalk and i forgot how much maude is my favorite human being ;-;
Rewatching these now after a bit of exposure to mike falzone and hes just the funniest fuck i swear to god
Nice songs... I like. :)
Maude can intentionally swallow air to burp. I have a new hero.
I love Maude's sweater
I want to see Maude's holiday song animated
When Mike said don't eat bees, it reminded me of this one time back in fifth grade when a bee flew in this kid's mouth, and he's allergic to bees so he freaked the fuck out and almost swallowed it. It was crazy.
"Eat a spoonful of bees".... I imagine that could work in a SourceFed Animated skit!
This is such a cool host combo
Local honey from the plants in the area you are in helps with allergies 😁 usually like a tablespoon a day in the morning
i was actually thinking before he turned up.Will should be on this TT purely because he loves mike falzone somuch
SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH!!!
Can i download Bree's song on Spotify?
I've heard about what Mike is talking about, I hear it's suppose to be locally unfiltered honey. Because that way it has the pollen and all that bee jazz(not jizz) that you're surrounded by that gives you the allergies mixed in and your body builds up some sort of defense. Plus honey is just good for a LOT of stuff when you get sick.
I loved how half of William Hanyne's name popped up on screen.
Mikeyyyyyyyyyyyy!! Good show fwends.
I've been there Maude!
Mike is like the coolest guy on the Internet...apart from me...
im gonna miss this
Was 18:48 the origin of Mike's Tabletalk Takeaways?
I LOVE MAUDE'S SWEATER
Maude, where can we buy that sweater!!?!:)
a spoon full of honey helps the bees go down
Forster is a fun place to go on holidays but from Brisbane? Why not just go to Goldy or Byron?
I'm in Oz QLD and my D&D group watch Table Talk there are 20 of us :)
It's like $1.01 in southern Ontario, Canada per litre right now.
So multiply that by 3.75 then compare it to us prices and you'll see where costs more.
Maud is the greatest hahaha!
I will miss you all 😪
actual table talk
where can i get maude's sweater???
The best thing was Maude's song but Mike figuring out the point was a close second
I thought Mike was Steve just for a second
When Maude's hair blends in with the Avatar poster..
WHAT IS THAT A COFFEE MACHINE??? 10:14
try a $1.63/litre here in australia depending on where you are of course it can be a lot cheaper.
Poor Maude "What was that Kale and Dirt?" Check her breath and ask herself "Was it really that bad?" 11:22
Strens'm's spoon full-a bees!!!!