Never Give Trump Crazy Options
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- Опубликовано: 6 янв 2020
- Jimmy reveals that his wife Molly made New Year's resolutions for him, Donald Trump bragged about his presidency and authorized a military strike that killed the number two most powerful man in Iran. Happy New Year!
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Never Give Trump Crazy Options
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"Peace on the World"
That aged well
Ya, that went well, though her husband's ears. He has pissed off many countries and just bombed Iran.
Louis Nick .I Hahahaahaaha
Kurzegasgt
J.R. 48 Einstein visa 🙄
She meant 'piece (of shite) on the world'.
02:19 Melania's face when the orange face start talking is amazing. Looks like her happiness sucked out in 5 seconds.
I agree there but then she is the one keeping up the facade , why not walk out on such nonsense!
Rajeshree Khandke 💵💵💵💵💵
OMG LOOK AT HER FACE
the orange madman sucks the soul out everyone he is close to and he is so oblivious to it lol
2:21
Melania is thinking "oh, no, here he goes again."
Lmaoooooo
The change in her face was priceless.
Who is telling her to stick with him
I saw her reaction and cringed along with her!
@@josephantony2834 💰🤦🏻♀️😞
Bruh her face when he starts talking looks like she wants to slap him!
20killershot That’s everyone’s face when Trump starts talking.
Why does Melania always look like she is guilty of something and seems to be checking for escape routes?
Right?? 😂😂😂😂
Because she can't wear bikini anymore
She farts and looks around to see if anyone has found out
Well she married Trump....so💁🏽♂️
So let her plot her escape
She always looks so arrogant to me.
Wow her face dropped when he starting boosting.
The Congress: "Mr President, Popeye's or KFC?"
Trump: "McDonald's"
Jaja
😂😂👌
All 3 😂😂
MAGA: McDonalds And Golf Again
Melania : Peace on the World!.
Trump: Pieces of the World !.
LibHunk pieces of the Iranian general amirite
"it's like he went back in time to make an attack ad against himself"
*Bernie 2020! Time for the OG anti-war candidate!*
MrManifolder Bernies a magician, all the services of Europe without higher taxes. Amazing
2:19 Melania is like WTF is he talkin about.
Yeah
😄😄😄
Melania: “Peace on the world”
Me: *Ironic isn’t it*
Bernie 2020. No more endless wars!
Send her home, she don`t even speak english yet!!!
Iranic*
DAMM990 sounds like a response in a beauty pageant.
Guess that resolution went to chit, thanks to the Orange blob of a husband she has. Lol
As soon as he started in with "We rebuilt out military; we cut taxes...", notice his wife's face. That change of expression was pretty telling.
Corrie Crazy yes.. it’s a drastic change... she has to always live on the edge with this man. Poor woman. Can you imagine what their son would go through had he gone to Sidwell?( the school most of the Presidents kids go to).
Angelofmusic Wonder Actually, it's WONT feed the poor.
And then you wonder why we can't better healthcare?
More people attended Soleimani’s funeral than Trump’s inauguration.
Lang Yang goes to show how many bad people are out there to support such a bad human being which Solemani is.
@@jamesgetwick4229 no u
You are going to make trump mad enough
To strike iran again
Wit a comment like that
😆😅😄😃😂😁
You got a point
That's exactly what I thought, too. 👍😁 Greetz from Switzerland Second 🇨🇭
@Nice Guy Eddie uhhh no dude people have been going on their own account one being myself Soleimani may have been a bad person for Americans but he was our hero in Iran he was the reason we could go to sleep with ease at night he was the reason we could roam the streets comfortably. He eradicated the majority of isis from iraq and Syria and it was because of him that the US couldnt enter our country and mine everything just like they did to Afghanistan and Iraq. What the hell are they doing in Iraq anyways pack up and go home the wars in the middle east have nothing to do with the US if iraq wants you out then piss off. This was an act of war and those responsible must deal with the consequences of their actions. The people of iran are innocent civilians just like the people of america and we chant death to those who hurt and insult us not to the public but this was an act of war not only against the government but the innocent people of iran as well.
The look in Melania's eyes 😂😂
She's secretly calling for help with them...
She's a cynical gold digger. Shows just enough of disdain towards him in public to be able to return to society when her decrepit moneybag kicks the bucket.
That is TRUMPSHIT PAID TRASH
😂😂😂😂
She was a model , that’s why her eyes are so pretty
The moment the orange talked about the usual crap, melania's eyes said a lot, "again? come on!"
Melanie: Peace on the world
Iran: WTF
Yeah
iTobbz ツ I’m just scared what if Iran tell Russia to take revenge for them 😰🥶
Apex We’ll kick their asses to.
@@apex3683 true
Yeah.....peace of the world.....makes sense...like peace of the...
Melanie: Peace on the World
Trump: We’re not dedicated to peace
Melania: *visible nervousness*
I wonder if she knew and did it on purpose. She's not completely immoral
That was a big flash of fear in her eyes! She was looking for someone to save her right then! Dam! 🥶🥶
I thought she kind of looked more annoyed than nervous 😊
It looked more like embarrassment than nervousness to me.
@@TroIIingThemSoftly It was fear, then worry, and then embarrassment. It's in the eyes. Watch her eyes and mouth! She nearly gasped by his ignorant hateful rhetoric. She doesn't care about the American people, actually any people, but she understands his words and doesn't clearly agree.
"Its like he went back in time to make an attack ad against himself " 😂😂
On point jimmy. Lots more coming this year
Trump: That guy with the crazy hair makes a lot of good points. Maybe I should attack Iran to shift focus of this phoney witch-hunt impeachment of the things that I’m totally guilt of.
Before jimmy the exact video was shown by Trevor Noah first ...chk his daily show....I laughed my ass off when he presented it 😂😂
2:21 . Look at Melanias eyes when Trump starts to ramble .
That look made _me_ uncomfortable so I can only imagine how she felt in the moment. Good catch, F.C.
When a beauty pageant realized that the one line she was convinced would always go down well backfires ...
Spot it too, the economy doing great she was like oh no here we go
I nearly peaced on myself when Melania said that!
2:24 look at her reaction 😂 priceless
Exactly 😂
She was about to say, pay not attention he's off his Medication
It was, "Oh God, here we go again... Do I really have to be here?"
I love how Trump predicted how weak of a president he would be.
Erik Torbjørn Bjørnsson Obama did nothing at least Donald trump is doing something
Matty Ale Starting another mess in the Middle East isn’t doing something.
@@jihadityrone2197 ikr wtf
@it would be a quick war anyway
8th world country ?💩😂
2:24 Melania's WTF look to the side is priceless.
I swear she actually said “Piss on the world.”
Well, he has pissed off some countries and dropped bombs in Iraq and Syria.
that actually makes it a resolution and not a wish. she's technically right
Idk guys let’s just be positive here
@@Ughstopped we know. it's a joke
She love to PISS ON HER PIMP
This is what happens when home alone side actor becomes a president...
Noobie xD be the most successful president? Gets more attention from anyone ever? Lower taxes?
You mean: Home Alone 2, the very bad one.
You mean tv celebrity president. NO clue in politics or the outcome of he actions.
@@lucymuijters6831 the most successful president that abused his power twice already?
Lucy Horn Didn’t realize getting more attention was a good thing. If it is he should just nuke a place. Boom, plenty of attention. Republicans still get their war.
It sounded like she said: "Piss on the world!"
For a woman who went to visit refugee children in a jacket that said "I really don't care do U" this makes total sense. Plus the whole hookers in Russia thing with the bed....
She did say it real quick.
Melania: “Peace on the world”
Trump: Let’s have a bomb strike to Iran to start a new decade 😎
“Threatened to release movie ‘Cats’ over there”... 😂😂😂😂
While looking through the comments the video literally said it while I was reading this.
FBI Same
Ohhh man... "happy new year everybody it's gonna be great one" just sent chills all over my body. Ugggghhhh this is krazy.
Greetings from the future, where I think we can all agree those chills were warranted
“We might even end the world “😂
Can we just revisit how wierd melania's "relationship" is here. She looks like she hates him and is a hired prisoner
slashhdexter 💵💵💵💵💵💵💵
true...i feel sorry for her...she married him when he was just stupid now he is stupid president...
@@rose191991 you feel sorry for her.....she can leave him and chooses to stay....she married him in the first place and he was EXACTLY the same back then
@@rose191991 I bet you have a shitty life. Change my mind.
Some people don’t need love to be happy. Or a parner. Some people, they want money, nice things, expensive taste... and then they die
Melania's resolution is Peace on the World
Trump meanwhile was deliberating how soon can we start WW III.
You got that all wrong, that's not contradicting at all. If there is no one left on the face of the earth there will finally be peace ;)
Idiot woman fits to idiot man. The two found each other
Trump did what was best for the peaple of Iran. The video that he displayed was just simply propaganda from the government of Iran. Dont take my word for it, search it upp. The peaple got forced into doing this. In reality they are optimistic for the first time in forever and supports trump completely.
Democrats are just a bunch of poor performing clowns who are unfortunately being paid by all of us , weekly salary for their bad and ridiculous circus .Anti Trump people are mostly BRAINWASHED SIMPLETONS CREATED BY cnn .A MILLION CRAZY VAGINA'S MARCH IN WASHINGTON DC 2 YEARS AGO WAS THE BEST REPRESENTATION OF HOW NAIVE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY . FORTUNATELY CNN'S IDIOTS BRIGADES ARE SHRINKING AS THE EVIDENCE OF TRUMPS SUCCESSES ARE OVERWHELMING .
@croton on Hudson
I don't think you could have projected any harder if you'd tried.
2:24 Check out his wife's face at this time
She is so fake..
I mean she talks about peace and then he starts talking about militar power...
Do you see what she lives with.
She’s just so uncomfortable.
It was her attempt at asking for help... U know the same look u would give the cashier if u were being held hostage while going thru a McDonald's drive thru.
Rofl, did you see Melania at 2:21 when her darling husband starting talking. Haha
Just reminds me of the miss congeniality movie where every one of them says “world peace.”
I was in west palm beach on Christmas and was freaking out. I was like “Get me outta Here!!”
Most major roads where blocked.
Lol
They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor
Tupac ✌🏾♥️
Peace on the world
Nice one ms. Trump
Yeah he eliminated a terrorist who had been killing Americans and innocent Iranian people
With her terrible English it was more likely to be 'piss on the world'.
her face when commander bone spurs starts babbling about the military
@@wagnergauer9133 really!! You have to see it from different points
@@abidemna4950 from what point specifically do I have to see?
"Peace on the world" ... then 2:20 happened. Her facial expression is priceless
2:24 Melania's face says it all.
"Rebuild our military" right after she said "peace to the world" what a slap
2:25 OMG malania’s face...😱 🤣🤣🤣
Robot Melania malfunctions
When Trump said that he lowered taxes, Melania looked guilty
She is intelligent so she knows he is lying
Feed pic of Melania's face internally screaming "help me"
Peace on the world?
Someone needs to reboot that robot.
LOL 😂😂
I think she actually said “piss on the world.”
Would that be after or after the 2016 election. He's been off he mediation and has pissed off some countries and dropped bombs in Iraq and Syria.
Trump did what was best for the peaple of Iran. The video that he displayed was just simply propaganda from the government of Iran. Dont take my word for it, search it upp. The peaple got forced into doing this. In reality they are optimistic for the first time in forever and supports trump completely.
@@arianasghari3907 looked it up, found the opposite...u got any proof?
1:54 Look how Trump reacted to "Peace on the World" 😂
He thought he heard a" Peace of the world" for me!
Melania: *happy, smiling*
Trump: *opens mouth and starts talking about the military*
Melania: O_o
it genuinely breaks my heart that this happened for us
Pray for Australia 🙏🏼
Yes
Prayers and love💐🙏
Prayers help no one
Alexandra Șteflea praying wont help
Everybody is doing their way , so i feel to pray for Australia . I do what i want and what i will feel so keep the rudness for yourself
2:24 she is like " this dude is spittin' lies "
Melania's face! It's like "wtf is he saying again?!"
5:08 “Happy new year, everybody. It's gonna be a great one” lol 😂
All of a sudden buying a ticket on the first SpaceX interplanetary commuter flight seems more reasonable, doable and urgent...sigh.
Sign me up for the 1st rocket to Mars. Get me away from this psycho planet!
With her accent... "Peace on de world" sounds about right for what they're planning.
Lock, load and peace on
Piss on the world
Thank u Jimmy this made my morning. Cant stop laughing. Happy new years
“Peace on the world.”
That’s what your husband has been doing since 2017… he likes peace a lot, just ask the Russians with the peace tape.
I got that lol
I bet Donald is paying Melania well for playing her role.
Crazy are the people who voted for him 🤦🏾♂️
Those in his administration who supported his policies will have lots of explaining to do once they are removed. Some of them should be prosecuted or rediculed forever
DeltaMike I’ll vote for him in #2020
TECHNOLOGY WE KNOW kimmel?! Oh he aint running..
Why is Melania always squinting, she has such sneaky eyes
Yes she does have sneaky eyes
Because she is a Clone . The real one is in safe site in Maryland . She has a fuller face . Could be part robotic also has robotic moves . She will hold his hand . The real one won't.
So creepy
So many facelifts. She shaves
Squinting and pouting, something she perfected for her porn photos and when she was saying (in 7 languages) one hour $100.
Did you SEE Malania's face?!🤣
2:25
Just to be exact, literally *millions* of Iranians attended the funeral !
Melania looks like she's terrified of "something", or is it just too much Botox? Legit question.
Ha! That’s Botox! I’m surprised she can talk!
Combination of both
Terrified. She's overheard more hardcore politics backroom talks than she ever wanted in her life as a model
She knew from his reaction (she said about peace, he about military) that she shouldn't have said that at this moment. He knew it now looks bad
Both
It’s amazing that clip at the end, from 2011, isn’t getting more coverage.
Hel-loo !!!!
At 2:24
LOL That side eye!
18 years in America and Melanoma can't even string together a sentence. Well, neither can Donald.
Actually, If your new years resolution involves the commission of further crimes against democracy, then you probably shouldn't say it out loud :)
The looks on her face, are priceless..... "please save me....." Errrrvry day....
Look at the look at Meliana's face when Trump started talking.
She was like "Bruuuuhh"
@@MirS. yeah. I think she was like quickly answer the question and go inside but Mr. Narcissist had to stop and give a whole interview.
She’s taking the peace, surely? He’s the one that likes to get peaced on, after all ...
Just no.....
The pee tape is real! 🤣
Ooh, your a bit of a devil Brian opening up old peace pieces.
I heard "Piss on the world", and I don't think I'm the only one who came to this logical conclusion...
Happy New Year--and Let's hope we live to see the next New Year!
What is your new years resolution?
Melania: Where is the exit?!
I was desperately waiting for Jimmy Kimmel to talk about this situation man
Edit- thanks for all the likes
Suraj Varne hahaha well that’s sad
Keegan Sullivan ifkr
I thought he planned to buy Greenland, whaaaa haaaapeeenn?!
what a wonderful way to start a year
USA vs IRAN
TURKEY vs EGYPT
on top of the fire in Australia
wooooow
Also Brazil, China cables, Bolivia... what's next with this place
Don't forget Venezuela!
What happened between Turkey and Egypt? I didn't see news of that
Melania looks like”oh my gosh , not this crap again” while her husband is talking
She def looks unhappy
😂😂😂
She thinking how did i go from modeling to a world war
I swear, nobody owned Donald Trump more than he owned himself.
He did not do what he predicted the president would do
I'd say the terrorist who is a smoldering pile of goo is the one who got owned.
Oh yea the "Terrorist"
As an iranian citizen i have to say Trump is so crazy.
We know it and you know it!
Listen to the Iranian foreign minister talk, he sounds like a wise man, pray for the Iranians have much grace and restrain in crisis. pray for mankind not to go to ww3, this crazy person has the command of the most lethal military on earth and nuke enough to wipe out mankind.
I’m sorry that your general was killed in that strike. Trump didn’t tell any of his allies like the moron he is.
Love from the UK
@@hydradude3989 thank you bro
@@hc768 👍👍
As another Iranian citizen, I absolutely agree with you .Actually I believe madness and stupidity is prevailing everywhere.
Jimmy: Happy New Year everybody
Me: and the last one we’ll ever get
Is it me or she said “Piss On The World” 😂😂
Solid Chillz that's what it sounded like
I think she said "Piss on YOU."
I could be wrong!
Close enough.
Kinda like her jacket, "I don't care....
They make a great tag team then. She says Be Best, and he makes nicknames. She says peace on world, and he bombs it. A couple of trolls those two lol
Trump: "Our country is the joke of the world because I'm in charge!"
her face when her husband started talking about the military after causing the arch duke problem for WW2
These are crazy times we live in. I hope we all get out of this okay.
You are the Best Jimmy!!😂😂
Mine mentioned some areas she wanted improved as well. Mostly my midsection, and face.
“Peace on the world.....
once everyone is dead.”
You have to read the entire greeting card for the full effect.
Thanos 🤯
I totally agree with what he said about trump's distraction of his impeachment by stirring crap up in middle east..
Happy New Year everybody.
"Let me tell you, the one that matters is me, I'm the only one that matters, because when it comes to it, that's what the policy is going to be. You've seen that, you've seen it strongly."
Donald Trump, FOX News interview, 2017
"Piss on de world!"- MT
I love Melania's expression as Trump starts talking. 😂😂 She goes from genuinely smiling to looking for help off to the side somewhere to just completely shutting down.
I watched this last night love this show
As an Iranian, I've wasted enough years of my life in this country😐 and i really hope this guy doesn't burn all my future dreams at 20yo with a war😫
little girlie i pray for u to be safe from the monsters roaming the earth amen
Jasmine, I wish you good luck. I wholeheartedly hope that the orange menace in the white house won't declare war on Iran!
Greetings from Germany. 🇩🇪
Jasmine FOOLadi you should be happy
@@tonesmfones5269 yep, i can be happy because of your sense of humor😂
Upside: More people showed up to the Generals funeral then Trumps inauguration
Melania would have played a great Pam from The Office. The way she looks away, scans to the camera as Michael, er Don talks, is spot on.
0:29 Guillermo's laugh is adorable! 😆
Everyone: "tries starting the new decade positively"
Trump: "wants to bomb Iran"
Does Melania ever talk? She reminds me of a kidnap victim always looking for help
daddyrichten Nah. I bet he beats her. She just doesn’t talk because she knows if she interrupts him he’ll beat her behind the scenes. Trump looks like the kind of man who’d do that
@daddyrichten Well, calling you a caveman is actually a long stretch. You should actually aim to be a caveman you described so well, at the least.
@daddyrichten and yet, you think Melania respects Trump. Amazing.
@daddyrichten Respect? She looked so out of place as though she wanted to be anywhere else. But who can blame her?
@daddyrichten "Normal woman" yeah right. Thanks for the input. Next plz. Also, ever heard of money? Yep, that kind of "respect".
Melania's face is friggin priceless!!!11!
02:34 lol man.. I'm loving this show more everyday