Worst Christmas Ever - Ty Templeton

Mommy has left us, I hate Santa’s guts
I have to conclude this whole season is nuts
I used to believe in it, I was a putz
Worst Christmas Ever!
That crummy old elf and his stupid reindeer
Someday I’ll teach them the meaning of fear
Then I’ll be in therapy for twenty years
Worst Christmas Ever!
I only wanted a bike or some rollerblades
Maybe some tickets to see that band that I like
Or some shoes that are cool, I didn’t need PTSD
Daddy is lost to me, he cried til dawn
Then he tossed all of our gifts on the lawn
Let’s make it official, my childhood is gone
Worst Christmas Ever!
(Haunting flute solo)
Who thought that Christmas could make me so sad
Or Mommy and Santa would treat us so bad
Oh no what if Santa becomes my step-dad?
Worst Christmas Ever!