This year’s holiday cynicism, part of a grand musical I’m slowly composing. Previous year’s are on this channel.
Lyrics:
There’s no such thing as Santa Claus
And you believed it all because
The parents that you trusted
Lied to you and now they’re busted
It’s all true
No reindeer too
No Santa Claus
There’s nothing up at the North Pole
No Frosty, no Rudolph, no Ole King Cole
There’s no nice or naughty list,
It’s just some crap they pull at Christmas
I insist
You should be pissed
No Santa Claus
Now, something something dreidel for our Jewish friends
I’d hate to have to leave em out of this song.
And Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and the Atheists
They never got along
But they never got Santa wrong
There’s nothing ...