Honest Trailers | Speed
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2019
- Can you keep the bus above fifty and the chemistry below zero? - it's Honest Trailers for Speed
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Title Design by Robert Holtby
Epic Voice Guy: Jon Bailey
Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, & Max Dionne
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
Edited by Kevin Williamsen 
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What vehicle do you want to see have the Speed treatment applied to?
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Tank.
Segway.
1915 Mercedes Benz...
Pedi cycle
Reliant Robin
The most unrealistic part of this movie is being able to drive 50 on an LA freeway
as much as I did like Gravity overall, frankly it's got a gigantic plot hole (the entire rationale for why Clooney's character dies) arguably as big as anything in Speed.
I think it was a bit believable in that year..
Well since they got to drive on the 105 freeway before it was finished, I'll believe it. What I don't believe is that bus would spontaneously start flying without a ramp. Why didn't they just show a ramp?
@@Edax_Royeaux I think the freeway bump was angled a bit to insinuate it was ramp like but I'm not sure
This is a great point.
I ride the bus regularly, and yes, that's how everyone looks. The only thing it's missing is that one guy who starts a conversation with anyone about religion, government conspiracies, or how rough his life is.
It was something else when I was riding the Metro in DC once and an old lady was wishing everyone a happy new year. You could see everyone smile in a warm manner... Then she started shouting some religious BS and you could see everyone's faces turn to dejected despair real quickly. Fun times.
@@tyrus1235 ah, these shitty bus rides, the only thing that I won't miss ever
Why are buses so terrible? Is this an american thing? I dont feel this way about public transportation, and i am italian. I dont think like there's this feeling in europe about public transportation in general.
TRUTH! And don't forget the homeless dude who pees in the corner and the old lady who'll fight the driver over $.025
@@oOFranCescA2080oO It's definitely an American thing, I don't have a problem with it although most of the drivers don't charge me when I get on so that could be why 😄
Ironically Keanu Reeves is above 50 but keeps getting faster.
lmao
He's The One 😄
@@judeannethecandorchannel2153 Naah
Jet Li is The One
ROFL
@@Timbone07 there can be only one
Homer Simpson saw this movie.
"I think it was called 'The Bus That Wouldn't Slow Down'."
Haha. Literally my first thought.
😂😂😂👌
I vote for the "sad bus music" to be used regularly in honest trailers like the "stare music"
I vote for this music to be used in buses.
I ride the city bus everyday and it really is that sad!! 😂😂😂😂
THIS!
I so miss the "stare music". It killed me in the old twilight trailers.
the sad bus music kinda sounds like Rain of Castemere.
When this movie first came out on VHS when I was a teen, we had been living in a new house and my parents wouldn’t get cable, the house didn’t have an antenna, and of course Internet was dial up. It was the dead of winter and there was just no entertainment for us because we didn’t own that many tapes. When we got this one it was the only thing my sister, brother, and I could all agree to watch. So we watched it everyday for 30 days straight. Multiple times a day. We would just sit there reciting the dialogue. LOL My parents then finally got cable because my mom said she couldn’t listen to the theme music anymore. It’ll always have a special place in my heart. ☺️
Haha. This is hilarious. Multiple times per day. Theme music hahahahahhaha!
Part of me wonders if annoying your parents was the plan from the beginning
Wow. Build a snowfort, throw some snowballs, learn to draw, make a fort, read a book, anything else! We were barely allowed to watch TV in our Canadian winters, but we made do
Judgy. We weren’t allowed to play in the yard because it was still under construction and there was equipment. And we moved far away from all our friends.
Now that's when America was a cool place to be from.
i remember when that movie came out!
All the girls had a crush on Keanu Reeves.
Nowadays the guys are crushing on him too... ^^
well, i mean,,,,,,, he's Keanu, tho \_(°u°)_/
He is Breathtaking!
I'm not sure why, but I always had a bigger crush on the bus driver
Yeah he’s super cool
I loved him since i was 3. What are you talking about?
Describing Keanu as the "human equivalent of a Zen rock garden" was the best thing about this honest trailer. xD
And the title
To be fair, he is cool and collected and he rocks out. 🎸🎸🎸
Aww that make me wanna play animal crossing again.
Still holds up as one of the greatest action films ever. It's just so much fun.
"This is like Speed 2 but with a Bus instead of a boat!!!!" Millhouse when Otto drives crazy.
Best Simpsons line ever
And the SOUNDTRACK! "Speed" is such an awesome song!
@@ThreadBomb care to elaborate?
Love this movie so much
During this movie, someone legit leaned over to ma and asked "Why can't they go slower than 50". Halfway through the movie.
Lol I see you everywhere
Because it was the bus that couldn't slow down.
Must've been failed brakes.
because if it went below 50 it would explode
Jules Vox - Simpsons reference acknowledged.
I really liked the chemistry between Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves.
I don't care if it's ridiculous when it comes to Physics, I love the film.
The simplicity of the plot sells it: A bus will explode if it goes slower than 50. Ten words that create a million narrative possibilities in your head. This movie should have gotten an Oscar nomination for best original screenplay.
The sad bus was pretty accurate to most bus rides to work I've taken.
I was just thinking that.
@@ianesthebirch Same, even in the afternoon.
@@ianesthebirch - It's like teleportation. So long as the destination doesn't wind up being tied down to someone's bed... Unless you're into that sort of thing. I don't judge.
Lol exactly. No one happily takes public transit... 😂
What was the music ScreenJunkies used for the sad bus?
As a city bus driver, I approve this trailer.
Gameriffic we thank you for your service!!
Pressed F
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
Gameriffic thank you for all your hard work driver
I'm a bus driver and those faces are real.
Please say, "Whoever invented knock knock jokes should be awarded a No-Bell prize."
How does this not have more likes?
k now that was gr8 🤣🤣🤣
Ha!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Lol!😄
@@AngryBaldyGaming
Indeed!
Perfect way to celebrate the release of John Wick 3.
Plus it's 25th birthday which is next month.
But why? No buses
@@cobbb11 not Baba Yaga, the one you send to kill Baba Yaga ;)
U mean John Quick 3 lol
"Buses move pretty fast. If you stop and look around once in a while, you'll explode."
That made my Ferris Bueller loving heart happy.
i dont get it
@@Josiuh That actor played Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off
@@jeffmartin5419 oh, no wonder I dont get it. cause I don't know that character, or the movie
@@Josiuh Oh man, you're missing out on one of the best low budget films ever.
Why mention that it's low budget? It's just a classic 80s teen movie from John Hughes. If it's low budget, that doesn't really show on film, and it certainly doesn't affect my enjoyment of it.
What does affect my enjoyment of it is the knowledge that the actor who plays the principal later turned out to be a paedophile. Really makes some of his scenes creepy as hell.
"Stop cheering! You're all gonna die!"
😆😆😆
Watched this for the first time while riding a chartered bus. Talk about immersive cinema!
Having driven city buses for several years, I can confirm that is just how people look on a bus.
I went on a bus 5 minutes ago and can confirm
As a fellow bus rider, I'm sorry. It's awful.
Some of us can't afford a car and it probably shows on our faces.
Name Change. Oh trust me, I fully understand the necessity and usefulness of the bus, and take it to work often despite having a car. Also, the despondent look is shared by riders that rely on the bus and those that don’t but take it despite having other options. Simply confirming the accuracy of this channel’s observational comedy as an industry expert;)
I just got off a bus. Truth.
I think it was called: The Bus that couldn't slow down
I like you.
I'd watch a double feature of that and Billy and the Cloneasaurus.
You mean "Die Hard on a bus"?
Busconstant in
Smithers, are they...booing me???
"Human equivalent of a zen rock garden ", best description of Keanu Reeves
I don't understand that part. Is it a compliment or the opposite?
@@rajs6834 Yes
do you not read the posts you comment on?? it's a
*d e s c r i p t i o n*
As a city bus driver myself, even I'm surprised at all this. And yes on a freeway you can go as high as 65mph (that's how fast it'll let us go, lol).
Please say "SHAZAM!" as loud and epic as you can.
DCEU sucks
Maybe they should do one for that certain Shaq movie.
Hell yeah
I don't care that it's rubbish, I LOVE this movie. I've seen it so many times, I know most of the dialogue.
Siskel & Ebert adored this movie.
I don't think anyone considers this rubbish. This is a beloved action classic. Probably the best "die hard on/in a" movie ever.
It’s not rubbish though?
@@billtdifferent9714 It is a little unrealistic (I mean, that bus jump was just stupid) but I love it to bits.
Lisa Mortini I think you may be thinking of Speed 2, that piece of crap was the rubbish. This was a masterpiece.
Still one of the best action/thriller I've seen
Real stunts real action real explosions
Great were the days without any stupid CGI/green screen work !!
Its just fantastic
John Quick, Bird Bus
Mr. Whoa’s
Wild Ride
Lol.
In memory of Tim Conway, voice of Barnacle Boy
Say: “I’m 68 years old and I want a Krabby Patty!”
We always remember him as dorf the fisherman
" i wanna be call BARNACLE MAN"
Ernest Borgnine (the voice of Mermaid Man) is gone too. The dream duo is no more.😭
Do The Truman Show! What a film 💕
One of my favorites! And ripe for the taking!
That's just today, except Truman is everyone, and they're filming themselves.
Yes do it
"I'm smarter than you Jack, I'm smarter than you..."
*BAM*
"Yeah... well i'm taller."
“Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion” rofl
Hi
I remember seeing this when it came out, The cinema was packed and the atmosphere was electric.
Old summer movies, right?
Keanu is a national treasure! Can't wait for John Wick:Chapter 3 and Bill & Ted 3!
That Donnie Darko reference... Oh my god, I'm dying..
Wich one?
@@diegom-a7970 4:20
@@luiscarvalho7899 thanks
@@diegom-a7970 Which one?!? Was there more than one?
@@npcx-mq6cr english is not my first language
Please make an Honest Trailer for Starship Troopers before Robert A. Heinlein's birthday!
For the last freaking time, you can't make a farce of a farce. It's redundant.
@@npcx-mq6cr Just watch Sargon Of Akkad video "The Politics of Starship Troopers" and you might have a different perspective...
Say *"there was no cans, it was full of babies"*
😂HaHaHa😂
Whenever I see that scene, I think, "Who carries a bunch of cans in a stroller?"
@@retromemories8522 This is Los Angeles. Filled with mental leftists.
The 90s were really the Golden Age of old white men making hostage demands on the telephone.
Those were simpler times
Phone booth
except for willard smith
I don't know, Kiefer Sutherland did a pretty awesome job of it in the early 2000's too.
Gotta love a decade that made making money from threatening a group of people thats so simple some shoeless Somalia's with a rubber dingy and ancient AK47's loaded or not manage to do......constantly into something so complicated yet immediately obvious only a slightly memorable white actor from the 70s can keep interesting for 90 minutes thro the power of "scenary chewing," God this, The Rock (Not Dwayne but the Nick Cage film) and Conair should be held high as pure art! Terrible terrrrrrrible films held together by a few actors force of collective wills, quick cuts, pounding elevator rock music, booooooooobs and main charscters with one constantly pointed out quirk or memorable trait!
These days everything gotta have a message, be so complicatedly simple that the lowest common denominator feels like they are smart smart smart for guessing the 1st 3 plot twists and be totally none offencive to any demographic.....WHY CANT SHIT JUST BE DUMB SILLY FUN SHIT THAT KNOWS AND OWNS THE FACT ITS DUMB SILLY FUN SHIT!
Future generations will never know the joy.......did we peak as a society by 1999??? Was that the real meaning of Y2K?? Ooooh fuck I've just scared myself cos it's so 90s dumb.....it could be what actually went down aarrgghhhhhh!!!
"The human equivalent of a zen rock garden"
Amazing
I love this movie so much. My siblings and I used to recite the movie from start to finish on long car rides, that’s how much we watched this movie!!
Making your parents want to SPEED up to get to their destination faster :P
My siblings and I watched this movie 4 nights in a row.
this is truly one of the best motion pictures made in the last 30 years. the best part of this movie is that it literally cannot stop. also, one of the best themes from a 90's action blockbuster score, we stan Keanu & Sandy forever!
It is utterly unacceptable that you didnt title this "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes!!!
"The bomb on the bus goes boom, boom, boom"...
I eagerly watched the video until the end expecting it :(
I was waiting for it the entire time! :(
"Simpsons"...:-)
One of those movies that doesn't have a obsessive fanbase so it doesn't get mentioned a lot but is one of the best action movies of all-time.
"Next you're going to tell me cars don't fly!"
Noctis and Prompto: * cough * * cough *
A moment's silence for all those that have to catch the bus on a regular basis.
God knows that's how I feel if I ever catch one.
Lol
I laughed at that ...then I remembered, when I arrive at work, I get on a bus too. A school bus!
Jokes on you I RUN
No, that's just what people look like when they're in a bus
was very disappointed the clip from the Simpsons wasnt used where Homer calls it "the bus the couldnt slow down" 😂😂
This is the best one in awhile! I couldn't stop laughing.
Just say:
"Whosoever pulls this hammer, if he be weak, shall be mocked by the laughter of Thor."
I call it, “The Bus that couldn’t slow down”
This was my favorite movie when I was in high school.
"Or is that just how everyone looks while on a bus?" Yes. At that point, they're all rooting for the sweet fiery embrace of death.
Please do a honest trailer in the last 3 seasons of GoT once things wrap up
just go to your trash bin and look inside. Eazy
OH thats going to be brutal. For Game of Thrones I mean.
Maybe get the original Honest Trailer voice to come over and debate the show's quality, like with the new Star Wars movies.
@@benabramowitz18 Now that ...
That would be perfect
I love it when people spell words wrong and the voice guy reads them the way they are spelt, it's funny.
Makes it so that people can actually learn how to finally spell.
"Spelled" is correct past tense. Spelt is a type of grain. The irony...
The prequel for Dumb and Dumber (shown that same year?) /back story for how Jeff Daniels character got the brain damage.
One of my favorite trailers yet! Also,
1:02
I’m glad u guys noticed too. That smacking always drove me crazy!
Mr.Reeves
A career where his most iconic characters all have one scene with the same look of confusion
The Tucker Carlson of actors.
Cyberfrog81 Jesus Christ your right
I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"
Good one
Homer knew what’s up
love homer
"But also... shut up! This is Speed, not Gravity" XD
Me watching this movie THE ENTIRE TIME: "Why is he holding the phone like that?"
To reduce wrist strain. Ergonomics!
here's to the phone-based villains of the 90s!
One of the best action movies EVER. And Keanu is AMAZING!I love him😍😍😍👍💜
When i was younger this WAS my favorite movie.... Thank you guys..
To be honest I always explode with rage when I am outsmarted.
John Quick
Bird Bus
As always, NICE!
Bulky Dube can’t forget “Dennis the menace” lol
Love the "sparkle motion" reference from Donnie Darko. lol.
I k right !
I chuckled... That actress was hilarious in DD 😂
That actress also had the weirdest death in Six Feet Under. She mistook a truckload of untethered inflatable sexdolls for angels flying through the sky, thought The Rapture had come and got t-boned by a car cause she was in distracted ecstasy. Best opening sequence ever.
I politely asked you to explore the masterpiece that is Under Siege.
Hear, hear !!!
That's how I feel on public transportation.
Also 90s Sandra Bullock.
"Sometimes i doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion"
I would like pizza served at my funeral, please.
That was 😂
Honest Trailer for the Final Destination franchise please!
If you need suggestions,... Con Air, Eraser, Rumble in the Bronx, The Killer, Demolition Man
I kinda miss these 90's movies, the quality of the camera's is just good enough but cgi isnt there yet so we get real action.
Fury Road
@@jp3813 A good example why that would still work, but nah it's better safe than sorry age right now, and almost noone is willing to risk it.
@@alluraambrose2978 Tom Cruise & Keanu Reeves still do.
@@jp3813 I love John wick or Liam's movies but they are not these over the top blockbusters more dark thriller action.
@@alluraambrose2978 Cruise, not Liam. But Wick is becoming more over-the-top w/ each sequel, and has recently crossed into summer blockbuster territory.
Watched this honest trailer on a bus. Queue violin.
This movie just straight up kicks ass.
“Jack Traven he's young dumb and full of gum" LOL
So many phone bad guys in the 90s, but they'd have so much more flexibility today.
Please do an Honest Trailer for Men in Black.
yes
OMG yes!
Yeah that'd be perfect
They didn't do it yet what the fuck?
Oh yes!
Such an awesome cheesy action movie, so much so you'll forget about the sequel with the cruise ship.
yeah rip on Keanu Reeves' stupidity all you want, he was the only one smart enough to avoid Speed 2 lol (though sort of in fairness to Sandra Bullock, she reeeeeeally wanted to make Hope Floats, and committing to Speed 2 is the only way Fox would greenlight it)
I still want a part 3
Eric Coldfire
*hand wave* there is no sequel
@@SupportTheLittleGuy Speed 3 _In Space!_ "There's a bomb on a starbus, if it drops below 50 Parsecs it will explode!"
That Donnie Darko reference at the end was all I needed in life.
One of the best Honest Trailers I've seen...so many comments had me roaring.
The first English movie I ever saw.. watched it in VHS with my parents
Now you have to say "Pop quiz, Hot shot!"
That decade had some terrific villains. Dennis was among the best! Can't really think of any good recent villains.
I remember watching this with my dad! This is so nostalgic, oh my gosh. This is such a good memory.
Say-“ YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE HEAD!!!”
I will forever remember Dennis Hopper as the bad guy in Super Mario Bros
@R J what are you talking about? It was excellent! One of the best movies ever!
I forgot how much I missed Dennis Hopper
2:17 That is how everyone looks on a public bus
“I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion” had me burst out laughing! DD 🤟🏻
As one of the many people who rides the LA Metro bus, from time to time, it always feels like death when you ride it lol
Except for bus lines that don't have a lot of people on it, true. XD
The movie is great and absolutely still holds up.
I'm a simple man, i hear a reference to Sparkle Motion, i like the vid
Yes, a great reference. Patrick was a bad boy
would love for you to do a honest trailer for The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen please.
yes please do it is an extremely underrated film
I want to see an Honest Trailer of Constantine 2005 guys come on!
Love that movie
Baskhem Jingmut Yeah!!👊🏽
One of the greatest action movies ever made!!
4:05 That moment when you’re literally ridin the bus as you watch this
Is it a coincidence that I'm watching this video while on a BUS
Yes.
@@ThePathStrider hahahaha
Only if it’s a coincidence I’m watching this in the bathroom.
I’m waiting for the shower to warm up, I promise.
Hahaha! Hilarious! Please go back to the 70's and do an Honest trailer for "Smokey and the Bandit." Can't wait to see that one!
1 year later and I still love this video
Perfect! One of your great Honest Trailers. Thank youuuuuu