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Ok this is driving me F'ing nuts! How are you this bad at math? If family #1 has $100,000 and gives away $25,000 (Simons example) they are left with $75,000. If family #2 has $100,000 and gives away $10,000 they are left with $90,000. If family #1 has $75,000 and gains $10,000 (from family #2) that's $85,000. If family #2 has $90,000 and gains $25,000 (from family #1) they are left with a total of $110,000. Stop saying $125,000 as a total!!!!!!
My uncle had the best funeral. A friend of his got up and told jokes for ten minutes and it was hilarious! Everyone was laughing so hard some started crying.
When Simon spoke of funerals, I was reminded of Yogi Berra's take on them: "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they might not come to yours."
Since Simon wasn't sure if anyone is curious, I checked the Wiki for "The Brief Case", and now I see why it got such bad ratings. Essentially, the more greedy family comes out even richer. If Family A decides to keep all $100K, and Family B gives away all $100K, Family A ends up with $200K for being greedy, and family B ends up with $0 for being charitable. YIKES! And this seems to have roughly happened on 2 episodes. Where one family gave it all away, and the other kept most. So it's rewarding greed and punishing charity... Simon's idea would've been way better lol.
Simon should start a communism criticism channel and introduce himself as "your boi with the bourgeoisie" 😆 (He could call it the Casual Capitalist haaaaa)
We were watching some Mad Men era business video, and my husband made a joke about the old casual misogyny of the businessman/secretary relationship, so I shouted "AM I RIGHT, PETER?!?!" and he has absolutely no clue what I'm talking about. LOL
"The participants had a habit of taking a dump all over the beautiful sets...you rarely see that kind of thing on Big Brother." The word "rarely" is actually disturbing.
In Holland we've actually had not dogs but people put to sleep on TV. It was a documentary that followed people who had requested euthanasia and they filmed the whole process, including the actual dying, and broadcasted it. It caused quite a stir. One of them suffered from dementia and wasn't able to say she wanted to die at that moment, but they did it anyway. All she was able to say when asked if she really wanted it was something like "diddledidoom gone"
Your version of Big Brother actually happens on an episode of Doctor Who, only the contestants KNOW they'll be killed if they're evicted... and they're vaporized instead of shot. (Except not, because they're transported elsewhere, but they don't know that.)
😂🤣😂🤣😂 EVERY!!! time Simon says I don’t understand, I now look forward to that meme (which I had never seen) until these videos. what has my life become. 🤦🏽♀️ Thank you
12:45 My grandma was ravaged by dementia for the last 20 years of her life. It made her very paranoid and that paranoia progressed to violence the last couple of years. Needless to say, there weren’t a lot of good stories about grandma to tell at her funeral. The church’s preacher showed up to the service to give support to the family. They couldn’t find anyone to speak at her funeral so this young preacher had to give the service on absolutely no notice. It was so incredibly bad it was great! The dude was completely sober but his service sounded like he was stoned out of his mind. My sister and I put our heads down to pretend we were crying because we were laughing so hard we were shaking. The new family joke is “At least the preacher wasn’t stoned.” Best thing our poor grandma ever gave to us.
This isn't funny. It's so distasteful I wanna throw up. I hope when you're old and sick no one ever shows you any commiseration, not one soul with empathy at your, funeral.
Fixing it would require evidence-based sex education for kids and free access to terminations. Sadly the US doesn’t seem open to these things, so yeah.
I think she's probably well aware of the insanity as she can hear all the commotion from the other room... That and the fact that it's her job to take Danny his weekly bucket of fish heads to eat.
@@JohnCooper-gm6mn He records in a different building. He talks about the fact that he listens to audiobooks as he walks to work. This is an office space he rents I think.
The best funerals I've been to were the ones on my Irish side of the family. The repass WAS at a bar down the street from the funeral home. Drinking inside, smoking weed out back.
I'm not even Irish but I have demanded an Irish wake when I snuff it ⚰️ Intoxication will be absolutely mandatory, weed and other "stuff" optional... But bonus points for anyone who brings COCAAAAAAINE! Am I right Peter?
That show was so good, thanks for that nostalgia hit for that era of TV and my life in general lol, I felt so effing cool as a 12y/o with a fresh Popular Science subscription who watched Junkyard Wars and doodled BattleBots ideas XD
@@nicholasfarrell5981 I wish haha, my dad and I are both exceptionally qualified particularly extreme experts in the art of having excellent ideas and often going through with detailed useful design phases but never executing practically anything ever, lol. So he helped me refine it but we never made anything. Damn shame too, I had a sick idea for a reversible wedgebot that would probably have been a serious contender at one point in the series
Because I'm subscribed to all of Simon's several hundred channels, I spend way too much time watching a grown man eating cereal. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Watching Simon eat cereal is by far more entertaining than most of the other content on RUclips.
The strangest funeral I know of personally was for a family member of a friend I grew up with and it involved a spaceship and eating during the actual eulogy and service. At first I thought it was strange they had pizza and beer during the service (when the actual funeral service was going on and they gave the eulogy etc), but that ended up seeming rather normal compared to the rest. The thing that stood out to me most was that they had a refrigerator in there during the service that they had the children cover in foil before cutting out a circle at the top and putting a picture of the face of the person the funeral was for. It was made to look like a cockpit window so their face would be looking out as if they were an astronaut in space. As far as I could tell the person had no interest in space travel or anything to do with space. They had been cremated and ended up in an off-brand coffee can on the mantle. I feel a bit guilty now that I'm an adult, but as a kid I asked to come to their next family funeral because I wanted to see how they topped the refrigerator space rocket. She didn't seem offended though and told me she would try to bring me as a family friend for the next one.
Pretty sure that already happened, spinning us into some weird mobius timeline where his return is set into motion by his death. Kinda concerned that it could spiral though. Each simon clone death spawns a thousand more till the whole of the multiverse is populated by simon watching other simons mainline magic spoon frosted w coke. We may have sealed our own fates....... Worth it.
My husband worked on a show called Baby Borrowers circa 2007ish. The idea was teenage couples who wanted to be parents were given a baby, toddler, then young kid to show them what it would actually be like to be parents. It was somewhat controversial at the time and only lasted one season, apparently people were worried the kids in the show were somehow in danger. There were nannies, EMTs and parents on set (obviously) but it still freaked people out.
I love that you make Magic Spoon's "eat our product on camera" requirement absolutely as uncomfortable as possible. Keep driving home the silliness of certain sponsor requirements. You're brilliant.
Simon is addicted to creating RUclips channels... I'm addicted to watching them all! This one is my favorite. Do it Simon!! Make that channel! Feed my addiction!
Working on a few art projects, and letting the various channels that the host has run in the background while I work. Over the past few days I've been slowly watching the growth of Simon Whistler beard. It's memorizing, soon there will only be the beard, all things will be at one with the beard. Our future is the beard.............HAIL THE BEARD !
@@brainblaze6526 And so you should, you have people chained to radiators in your basement ffs, make them do the work but use a cattle prod for motivation purposes to make the free labor you have work to it's full potential. Allegedly.
You’d think with a name like Whistler he’d have some history of training working dogs in his family and he might have slightly more compassion for dogs. You’d also think fact boy would be able to read as well. Allegedly
That's my favourite meme...it never doesn't make me laugh. Apparently, those 2 guys made peace with each other and are friends now. I love a happy ending!! 😁
I dont know how true it is, but I heard about a German bachelorette type show. Apparently they had these challenges and stuff to try to make all the guys go against each other, but the show failed after they all started being buddies and just hanging out, not going after the woman
Sounds like an interesting reality show idea . Let’s call it “Buddies” for now. It like the bachelor, but instead of looking for a romantic parter. Their competing for a platonic friend to hang out, go on adventures, or whatever. Go out drinking, competing in games, pranking each other.
This channel feels like pandering to a younger audience. You babies feel like this is the "real Simon", when this is the most obvious marketing persona. It doesn't feel genuine for a second.
Back in 2001, I wrote a play that I thought was "ludicrous" for my college creative writing class. The premise was a man and woman on a reality TV show, they've been separated from their partners and placed in a hotel room together. They must willingly choose to cheat with the other participant to win the round. If they don't consent, the other person and their spouse are also disqualified. The guy is all for it, but the woman looks for loopholes, stalls by searching for cameras, gets distraught by sexual innuendo, and keeps insisting that no reality TV show would ever go so far as to demand infidelity. After much debate mixed with flirting and commentary on the fakeness of it all, she comes to a decision that her fidelity is worth more than any amount of money, even though it means the other man will be disqualified too. Just then, they hear the other couple in the hotel room right next door, noisily banging away. Heartbroken and in revenge as she realizes her husband choose money over loyalty, she ends up agreeing to have sex. Back in 2001, I thought this was absurd, a commentary on how low entertainment would go if left to rot. It sure didn't take long!
Entertainment is as good as it's audience. As we see plenty of people just hated theses shows, too mean or in bad taste, so entertainment will always remain on par with a particular cultures moralities.
Please understand that I say that following utterly without malice: I feel like someone told Simon that they could only go forward if he was able to contain his coke habit to showing through ONE channel, and Business Blaze is it. Thank you, Magic Spoon, for not stigmatizing addiction or forcing Simon into a life of violent crime.
0 grams of sugar per serving just means less than however many places they're rounding to. If they put 2 grams in each box and each box has 10 servings, they can legally say 0 grams per serving by rounding down to the whole gram.
Got magic spoon last time they sponsored. Tldr: it's good, to expensive for my non consistent eating of breakfast and wanting cereal. It's a great buy if those are your things. Here's my thoughts on it. It truly isn't bad for having no sugar. The replacement they use you can taste and it can be a bit weird if you never had it before. But it doesn't detract from the ceral itself. But, it's expensive. 40$ plus shipping for 4 boxes. It's not a product for me. If you loved eating breakfast and having cereal, but want a healthy cereal which actually tastes good, this product is worth it 100% Sadly, I'm not a consistent breakfast eater, and when I do I don't go for cereal that often. But if you don't mind the price and want s healthy cereal which tastes good, this is your product. Edit Only tried the chocolate so far. Still have other flavors haha. Again don't eat ceral often myself.
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Your next Magic Spoon ad should have you pourning the box of cereal into your mouth and all over your face
After that ad read we need to see you shirtless Simon! Also magic spoon please send lots of flavorless packages for the Blazement slaves
I've had magic spoon and it is legendary.
Magic Spoon - Salt the other white death powder.
Ok this is driving me F'ing nuts! How are you this bad at math? If family #1 has $100,000 and gives away $25,000 (Simons example) they are left with $75,000. If family #2 has $100,000 and gives away $10,000 they are left with $90,000. If family #1 has $75,000 and gains $10,000 (from family #2) that's $85,000. If family #2 has $90,000 and gains $25,000 (from family #1) they are left with a total of $110,000.
Stop saying $125,000 as a total!!!!!!
Your uncle wasn't a farmer, but ended up on the local news for an incident to do with sheep? Oh my!
Happens all the time, especially in Wales.
Hysterical.
Simon. Reply to this.
SIMON?!
Allegedly...
That pause... Simon forgot which one of his 10 thousand shows he's recording for! Blaze on!!!
‘welcome to Top te…today i fou…mega…’
Welcome to Today I xplr Top Mega Blaze Side Bio-Geographic project
@@MelniaShadow Today I Casually Xplr Highlights of Top Mega Blaze Side Bio-Geographic Projects *
@@ItsAsparageese don't forget casual criminalist!
@@laurenrenae640 Hence the "casually"! ;P
Business Blaze: Where we literally go eyeballs deep in our ad reads.
Simon is a good as a Salesman As It Gets.
@@walterscogginsakathesilver6246 HAVE YOU BOUGHT MAGIC SPOON YET? TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
Just an idea for magic spoon. You should be the second best thing that comes out of a spoon. You know what is the first?
@@walterscogginsakathesilver6246 heroin?
Let's take a moment to appreciate how Blaze Boi can slurp cereal straight from the bowl and get NONE OF IT in his magnificent beard. ALLEGEDLY ❤
I’m wondering how many takes that took 😂
It's MAGIC..💩
Lol was some fake azz s right there.
One…he used Magicspoon lol
For not getting any on his beard, legend, allegedly.
My uncle had the best funeral. A friend of his got up and told jokes for ten minutes and it was hilarious! Everyone was laughing so hard some started crying.
This is what I want at my funeral.
Hats off to your uncle. Leave them laughing.
Plot Twist
Simon is a clone of his friend S.I.M.O.N.
Synthetically Intelligent Man On Net
Bwahahaha
With His Informative Style That Legends Enthusiastically Revere
This thread is gold, there needs to be a side plot line now about the S.I.M.O.N. W.H.I.S.T.L.E.R. project
TBF Simon is already programmed like an AI by 15 different people feeding him data....
Precursor to I.M.O.G.E.N
Simon: I’m mad ripped.
All of us OGBBs: Prove it.
When Simon spoke of funerals, I was reminded of Yogi Berra's take on them: "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they might not come to yours."
Based on how he’s snorting magic spoon I’m guessing he dusts it with a magical powder….. allegedly…
😆
allegendly** ftfy
.co
Seems he might need a little more today😉
the best way
Magic Spoon: if we sponsor you there needs to be a shot of you actually eating cereal like a normal person.
Simon: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. AND FAILED!
I’d call it a massive success.
I thought he was eating noodles
Just imagine Simon's neighbours hearing "GET ON WITH IT FACTBOY!" through the wall.
Am I right peter?!
Who cares about the infidels?
@@kelleygreenEmpressOne
I came for this comment
They wouldn't hear it considering they're likely yelling in unison...
That's his wife yelling BTW..
Since Simon wasn't sure if anyone is curious, I checked the Wiki for "The Brief Case", and now I see why it got such bad ratings. Essentially, the more greedy family comes out even richer.
If Family A decides to keep all $100K, and Family B gives away all $100K, Family A ends up with $200K for being greedy, and family B ends up with $0 for being charitable.
YIKES! And this seems to have roughly happened on 2 episodes. Where one family gave it all away, and the other kept most. So it's rewarding greed and punishing charity...
Simon's idea would've been way better lol.
There is really only one series in it. Once everyone knows how it works they would just keep the money or give each other half.
Simon should start a cooking channel and call himself "Your Boi with the Bolognese"
Where he shows us him eating his favorite foods (more magic spoon) and trying out Danny's?
Weird and unusual places to snort magic spoon
Simon should start a birdwatching channel and introduce himself as "your boi with the binoculars"
Simon should start a channel about interesting uses of metals and introduce himself as "your boi with the bismuth"
Simon should start a communism criticism channel and introduce himself as "your boi with the bourgeoisie" 😆
(He could call it the Casual Capitalist haaaaa)
Simon gets thawed out: "That just the introduction?!"
Now Danny needs to write real or fake: extreme reality shows edition scripts.
yes please !
Simon hit the white lines a little too hard before this recording...allegedly. lmao!
FINALLY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY WEEK BLAZE BOY
He's been at the INFINIBLAZE stream
Probably got lost while camping 😂. Got 24 hour Blaze to keep the channel engagement up when he needs time off (I just hope his cleaner fed the slaves)
In the Legendary stream!
Live 24/7😂
Haven't you been watching the BlazeCon LiveStream?
We were watching some Mad Men era business video, and my husband made a joke about the old casual misogyny of the businessman/secretary relationship, so I shouted "AM I RIGHT, PETER?!?!" and he has absolutely no clue what I'm talking about. LOL
This is the only channel I don't skip ads on, Well done, Factling.
There's a Doctor Who episode about that. Every contestant who's eliminated is exterminated
Yes this, especially the part with the Weakest Link. Not really far off from the real stuff
Well, the 'extermination ray' is a really teleport, but where they go is nearly certain death anyway...
I remember that episode!
YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!
That's a good episode. But the most iconic moment, is when the traditional ballad is played.
Simon: "How do you do a friendly grin?"
Also Simon: Grinning friendly while wondering how to do it
There should be a reality TV show based on Danny and Sam in the basement! 🤣🤣 Make it happen fact boi 😛😂
Would definitely be an interesting version of Big Brother. I'd than actually watch it for the first time since season 1
The surveillance camera footage is on Simon's Onlyfans page.
Sounds more like an episode of Casual Criminalist to me 🤣
"The participants had a habit of taking a dump all over the beautiful sets...you rarely see that kind of thing on Big Brother." The word "rarely" is actually disturbing.
Yeah, I bet that happens more often then you'd think. Have you ever watched Big Brother?
I work in 15 minutes, which means I have just enough time to watch the ad read and the intro
And yet it was still totally worth it wasn't it 😂
I left the Infiniblaze stream to watch this latest and greatest episode of Business Blaze
I guess no one at BB knows what Aunt Flo is or what it means when she comes for a visit 🤣
lololololol I was saying the same thing when the republicans in the US were predicting a RED WAVE.
Simon wants immortality so bad even when he thinks of his funeral he is frozen and not dead. Lol love that energy 👏
My favorite meme! "I don't understand....I don't understand bitc$..."
I’m astounded that The Swan didn’t make it on the list. I definitely need a part two of this topic!
In Holland we've actually had not dogs but people put to sleep on TV. It was a documentary that followed people who had requested euthanasia and they filmed the whole process, including the actual dying, and broadcasted it. It caused quite a stir. One of them suffered from dementia and wasn't able to say she wanted to die at that moment, but they did it anyway. All she was able to say when asked if she really wanted it was something like "diddledidoom gone"
Simon, the hero we need but don’t deserve
Your version of Big Brother actually happens on an episode of Doctor Who, only the contestants KNOW they'll be killed if they're evicted... and they're vaporized instead of shot. (Except not, because they're transported elsewhere, but they don't know that.)
My favorite Simon show. He has so much more fun on this one. Excellent intro LOL
CC is a close second, imo
It's weird how that opener with the cereal actually made me want magic spoon. It also made me wanna turn my headphones down....
Weird, it made me find magic spoon very disgusting.
@@1IGG Mix the chocolate with the peanut butter. You'll forget all about Simons ...a.s.m.r?...
It is totally worth it. The cocoa is amazing.
PLEASE use the GOT “shame” meme on a regular basis from now on
Yes it's fantastic
“participants keep taking a dump on the beautiful set”
**Flavor of Love flashbacks**
Waiting for the John McAfee video. Allegedly. Many many allegedlies.
He did it on his biographics channel last year.
@@tjb7555 it’s time for a new one, AM I RIGHT PETER?!
😂🤣😂🤣😂 EVERY!!! time Simon says I don’t understand, I now look forward to that meme (which I had never seen) until these videos. what has my life become. 🤦🏽♀️ Thank you
Today for some reason I thought I don't understand. And in my mind I so started singing like the meme 😂
Same!!! It gets stuck in my head now 😂
@@sisterkatiefran Same. FUCK
I always dance to it too! It's my favorite.. well that and"daddy chill"
Yes! I started singing it out loud the other day when I got stumped on something.
Next time someone asks me what Business Blaze is all about I'm going to show them the intro for this video.
Shout out to Sam on this one for that little dog saying "FUCK!" lmao
12:45 My grandma was ravaged by dementia for the last 20 years of her life. It made her very paranoid and that paranoia progressed to violence the last couple of years. Needless to say, there weren’t a lot of good stories about grandma to tell at her funeral.
The church’s preacher showed up to the service to give support to the family. They couldn’t find anyone to speak at her funeral so this young preacher had to give the service on absolutely no notice. It was so incredibly bad it was great! The dude was completely sober but his service sounded like he was stoned out of his mind. My sister and I put our heads down to pretend we were crying because we were laughing so hard we were shaking. The new family joke is “At least the preacher wasn’t stoned.” Best thing our poor grandma ever gave to us.
This isn't funny.
It's so distasteful I wanna throw up.
I hope when you're old and sick no one ever shows you any commiseration, not one soul with empathy at your, funeral.
I spit out my coffee when they put simons face on cersei
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MAGIC SPOON DOESN'T SHIP IT'S GLORIOUS CEREAL WORLDWIDE
Joke's on you, Simon. I'm into that shit. My 5GBB shirt is being printed.
Legend. Send me one too, yeah?
Me too.
Simon, you gotta make a reality show following "The Cult of Simon", looking at the life in the basement :D
America: has an underage pregnancy problem
America: We could fix it... OR WE CAN MILK IT FOR MONEY YEEEEEE
Fixing it would require evidence-based sex education for kids and free access to terminations. Sadly the US doesn’t seem open to these things, so yeah.
Indeed, that's sounds like a lot of effort and money! We can just teach absence call it a day. Ask D.A.R.E. it totes works.
Simon’s friend “Simon” definitely exists.
Allegedly.
The legends at Magic Spoon must be pleased, four minutes of Simon-riffing.
Anyone wonder what his wife has to think whenever she watches a video or what’s gonna happen when his kid finds this channel
I think she's probably well aware of the insanity as she can hear all the commotion from the other room...
That and the fact that it's her job to take Danny his weekly bucket of fish heads to eat.
@@JohnCooper-gm6mn He records in a different building. He talks about the fact that he listens to audiobooks as he walks to work. This is an office space he rents I think.
My wife doesn't watch my videos. She just watches Vsauce.
@@brainblaze6526 Cheating on you with another generic bald, bearded and bespectacled RUclipsr? The brazen hussy!
*GASP*
The Business Blazen Hussy! 😲
@@brainblaze6526 And how long do you think she'll continue to belive Michael Stevens is just your youtube pseudonym?
The best funerals I've been to were the ones on my Irish side of the family. The repass WAS at a bar down the street from the funeral home. Drinking inside, smoking weed out back.
We Irish do give a good ole funeral i guess lol
I fucking love your hair in your profile!
I'm not even Irish but I have demanded an Irish wake when I snuff it ⚰️
Intoxication will be absolutely mandatory, weed and other "stuff" optional... But bonus points for anyone who brings COCAAAAAAINE!
Am I right Peter?
What happened to the days when TLC had "Good" shows like Junkyard Wars?
That show would have been awesome if they didnt "seed" the yard.
It was a copy of a British show.
That show was so good, thanks for that nostalgia hit for that era of TV and my life in general lol, I felt so effing cool as a 12y/o with a fresh Popular Science subscription who watched Junkyard Wars and doodled BattleBots ideas XD
@@ItsAsparageese did you build any of those robots, by any chance?
@@nicholasfarrell5981 I wish haha, my dad and I are both exceptionally qualified particularly extreme experts in the art of having excellent ideas and often going through with detailed useful design phases but never executing practically anything ever, lol. So he helped me refine it but we never made anything. Damn shame too, I had a sick idea for a reversible wedgebot that would probably have been a serious contender at one point in the series
Because I'm subscribed to all of Simon's several hundred channels, I spend way too much time watching a grown man eating cereal. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Watching Simon eat cereal is by far more entertaining than most of the other content on RUclips.
You can see the moment Simon's brain stopped working
The strangest funeral I know of personally was for a family member of a friend I grew up with and it involved a spaceship and eating during the actual eulogy and service. At first I thought it was strange they had pizza and beer during the service (when the actual funeral service was going on and they gave the eulogy etc), but that ended up seeming rather normal compared to the rest. The thing that stood out to me most was that they had a refrigerator in there during the service that they had the children cover in foil before cutting out a circle at the top and putting a picture of the face of the person the funeral was for. It was made to look like a cockpit window so their face would be looking out as if they were an astronaut in space. As far as I could tell the person had no interest in space travel or anything to do with space. They had been cremated and ended up in an off-brand coffee can on the mantle. I feel a bit guilty now that I'm an adult, but as a kid I asked to come to their next family funeral because I wanted to see how they topped the refrigerator space rocket. She didn't seem offended though and told me she would try to bring me as a family friend for the next one.
hehe, Simon will be frozen like Lenin in his own mausoleum, until cloning method is found for him to have a 1000 clones, each for different YT channel
Pretty sure that already happened, spinning us into some weird mobius timeline where his return is set into motion by his death.
Kinda concerned that it could spiral though. Each simon clone death spawns a thousand more till the whole of the multiverse is populated by simon watching other simons mainline magic spoon frosted w coke.
We may have sealed our own fates.......
Worth it.
@@blackc1479 No that's Ryan George, I think
My husband worked on a show called Baby Borrowers circa 2007ish. The idea was teenage couples who wanted to be parents were given a baby, toddler, then young kid to show them what it would actually be like to be parents. It was somewhat controversial at the time and only lasted one season, apparently people were worried the kids in the show were somehow in danger. There were nannies, EMTs and parents on set (obviously) but it still freaked people out.
>every one says short introductions
>shorter the better
>Simon says nah
>10 minutes introductions
>1/3 of the video
I love that you make Magic Spoon's "eat our product on camera" requirement absolutely as uncomfortable as possible. Keep driving home the silliness of certain sponsor requirements. You're brilliant.
The oblivion meme about loving dogs really got me lmao Sam you legend 🍻 keep it up Simon and Co.🍻🚬
Simon is addicted to creating RUclips channels... I'm addicted to watching them all! This one is my favorite. Do it Simon!! Make that channel! Feed my addiction!
Simon, the cereal cartel czar of Europe!
😳🤣
Working on a few art projects, and letting the various channels that the host has run in the background while I work. Over the past few days I've been slowly watching the growth of Simon Whistler beard. It's memorizing, soon there will only be the beard, all things will be at one with the beard. Our future is the beard.............HAIL THE BEARD !
If I was a better artist I’d draw that scene of everyone getting blind drunk and Simon waving from a cryo tank
"What is wrong with me?"
Too much cocaine.
Allegedly.
Once again FACTBOI please release the Korea Cut and grace us with the knowledge of the god men of the Kim family
Yes please!!
Yasssssss
Blazeboy!! Fix the stream!! Put the whole archive in the stream. It is cycling every 4 hours
*10 hours. And I’m working on it :). Adding more and more over time.
@@brainblaze6526 And so you should, you have people chained to radiators in your basement ffs, make them do the work but use a cattle prod for motivation purposes to make the free labor you have work to it's full potential.
Allegedly.
@@brainblaze6526 Add the Communism episode, comrade.
@@brainblaze6526 Add the North Korean episode.
@@dexter111344
North Korea seconded, pretty pretty please!
12:40 - Chapter 1 - Best funeral ever
18:15 - Chapter 2 - The briefcase
24:35 - Chapter 3 - Teach an old dog new tricks
29:30 - Chapter 4 - The sperm race
31:15 - Chapter 5 - Who's your daddy ?
Your doing the lords work buddy 👍
You’d think with a name like Whistler he’d have some history of training working dogs in his family and he might have slightly more compassion for dogs. You’d also think fact boy would be able to read as well. Allegedly
3 minutes of magic spoon. Has Business Blaze become cereal asmr? XD
Your magic spoon bit is always just as entertaining as the actual content... Legendary bro! 🙇
I love how flustered simon is the entire episode
Was literally laughing out loud, keep 'em coming!
Simon:so excited my uncle was on the local news it was so crazy...also Simon: *Globally Famous RUclipsr "I AM AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND BITCHES*
New theory (I think): Simon has a time machine to fit in filming for all these channels he makes so he doesn't have to admit he has an addiction.
FACT: Simon's will specifies he is to be frozen after in his death wearing his "Hit the Cancel Button" T-Shirt.
This channel always puts a smile on my face sometimes even getting a cackle. Thanks for that
I never knew the "daddy chiilll" and "what the hell is even that" memes were part of the same thing til just now. Never seen em all together
That's my favourite meme...it never doesn't make me laugh.
Apparently, those 2 guys made peace with each other and are friends now. I love a happy ending!! 😁
After watching 99% of your marathon blaze I want to see something new thank you Danny
FINALLY! A new blaze!!!! Your Blazing is leaking into your other shows!. Legends approve
I have such a hard time taking him seriously on the other channels now, like "who is this *actual* fact boy? I want my alleged *FACT BOI*!"
@@LizRealGirlBeauty the best are from years ago when he was just an egghead before he grew that legendary beard.
I managed to tune out and tune back in again before the intro was finished :') LEGEND!!
27:16 When Simon become so stress he mispronounce his own last name
I dont know how true it is, but I heard about a German bachelorette type show. Apparently they had these challenges and stuff to try to make all the guys go against each other, but the show failed after they all started being buddies and just hanging out, not going after the woman
Sounds like an interesting reality show idea .
Let’s call it “Buddies” for now.
It like the bachelor, but instead of looking for a romantic parter. Their competing for a platonic friend to hang out, go on adventures, or whatever.
Go out drinking, competing in games, pranking each other.
When you only really know Simon from Casual Criminalist and Biographics and then meet Business Blaze Simon... 😲
Dont forget the other 9 channels 😉
I know right? Like, who is this bald British cokehead? Makes me wonder what exactly is in MAGIC Spoon 🤔
This channel feels like pandering to a younger audience.
You babies feel like this is the "real Simon", when this is the most obvious marketing persona.
It doesn't feel genuine for a second.
Excellent editing yet again Sam
oh what's that? Simon's own new channel idea? for a reaction channel on shitty reality tv shows? fuck yeah, do it! :D
Back in 2001, I wrote a play that I thought was "ludicrous" for my college creative writing class. The premise was a man and woman on a reality TV show, they've been separated from their partners and placed in a hotel room together. They must willingly choose to cheat with the other participant to win the round. If they don't consent, the other person and their spouse are also disqualified. The guy is all for it, but the woman looks for loopholes, stalls by searching for cameras, gets distraught by sexual innuendo, and keeps insisting that no reality TV show would ever go so far as to demand infidelity. After much debate mixed with flirting and commentary on the fakeness of it all, she comes to a decision that her fidelity is worth more than any amount of money, even though it means the other man will be disqualified too. Just then, they hear the other couple in the hotel room right next door, noisily banging away. Heartbroken and in revenge as she realizes her husband choose money over loyalty, she ends up agreeing to have sex.
Back in 2001, I thought this was absurd, a commentary on how low entertainment would go if left to rot. It sure didn't take long!
Entertainment is as good as it's audience.
As we see plenty of people just hated theses shows, too mean or in bad taste, so entertainment will always remain on par with a particular cultures moralities.
29:24 Simon is worried some stray dogs will sue him.
I want an episode to open with Simon just smiling like that reading manically
Please understand that I say that following utterly without malice:
I feel like someone told Simon that they could only go forward if he was able to contain his coke habit to showing through ONE channel, and Business Blaze is it.
Thank you, Magic Spoon, for not stigmatizing addiction or forcing Simon into a life of violent crime.
has he actually used coke bc at first i thought this was just an inside joke on the channel but its gotten to the point where i genuinely cannot tell
6:27 "something they were doing to sheep"
Me: *sweats in Welsh*
You missed "There's Something About Miriam" which ended up with damages of £500k per contestant
I just looked it up and wtf
@@marenawheatley5260 Big WTF
I had that one in my original notes, it could make the sequel if this one proves to be popular :)
0 grams of sugar per serving just means less than however many places they're rounding to. If they put 2 grams in each box and each box has 10 servings, they can legally say 0 grams per serving by rounding down to the whole gram.
Also I believe a serving size is about 35g ... thats about enouhh to fill a large cup!
Got magic spoon last time they sponsored.
Tldr: it's good, to expensive for my non consistent eating of breakfast and wanting cereal. It's a great buy if those are your things.
Here's my thoughts on it.
It truly isn't bad for having no sugar. The replacement they use you can taste and it can be a bit weird if you never had it before. But it doesn't detract from the ceral itself.
But, it's expensive. 40$ plus shipping for 4 boxes. It's not a product for me. If you loved eating breakfast and having cereal, but want a healthy cereal which actually tastes good, this product is worth it 100%
Sadly, I'm not a consistent breakfast eater, and when I do I don't go for cereal that often.
But if you don't mind the price and want s healthy cereal which tastes good, this is your product.
Edit
Only tried the chocolate so far. Still have other flavors haha. Again don't eat ceral often myself.
Would love to see the best of all the Simon 's bluppers / out takes!
Ah thank Grud for this, the stream has been going on for sooooooooooooooooooooooo long my brain hurts
This is a WILDLY different tone from Bio/Geographics, and I like it :)
Highlight of my week 👌🤣
Sam really loves the don't understand clip
I do, cuz i don't understand
29:28 broke me. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks Sam, Danny, Sinon and Magic Spoon.
#koreaBBepisode