Despite sitting here on Chemo with a not-so-bright future you still manage to crack me up Jimmy, as a single guy with 2 Pugs I can attest to at least 80% of this hilarious content. Keep up the great work Jimmy, you never fail to brighten my day.
The fact that this one is 9 mins long and the cat one was only 5mins tells you all you need to know about the differences between [the people who own] cats and dogs. Awesome as always, Jimmy :)
My dog passed away two years ago now and I still break down in tears sometimes because I miss her. Videos like this make me miss her. Bittersweet for sure.
Letting the dog smell your hand before you pet it is letting the dog know through smell and sight, you are trying to engage with them and also helps to avoid being bitten as just touching the dog can give them a fright and they might bite or snap as an automatic reaction. It also helps you determine based on the dog's reaction and body language if it is safe for you to move on to petting the dog or if the dog does not want to be petted.
Love how Jimmy is laughing on the inside about the poop hanging out on a bit of grass because HE'S BEEN THERE AND KNOWS ITS TRUE! Sorry, I don't have kids, wont, so you just have to deal with my dog child talk! 😆
Or right outside the bathroom door, whimpering like they'll never see you again ("exactly where am I going to go? I'm in the bathroom and you're at the only door in. Do you think it leads to Narnia or something?") 🤣🤣🤣😜
Directly after, on the day one lady returned from surgery, the dog immediately quit following her to the loo. Funny about that, the dog only went while she was unwell.
Brilliant you’ve thought of everything… my favourite -taking the dog outside to do a wee, waiting for 20 mins, giving up, taking it back inside and then it instantly does a wee on the carpet !!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love the Mr Whippy moves Blaming the dog for your own farts 😅🐕🦺💨 Humping everything!!! Oh yeah, the dog dragging its arse on the carpet looking at you like what??! Thanks Jimmy! I’m still laughing at this one.😂😂😂😂😂 😅😅😅
😂😂so true!!! Incredible that you can remember all the facts !! Mind boggling ! I looked after a Saint Bernard who was bigger than me ,and not trained well… it didn’t turn out too good . I hate it when people who complain about new parents posting lots of baby / toddler pics , get a dog and post millions of pics of their pooch , who looks the same in every photo 😂
I once taught obedience training and in one class I had a sausage dog called Kransky and in a different class, I had a chihuahua called Taco. I still find those names amusing
When I was 16, moving in with bfs family who had a Chihuahua called Pedro - who raced inside for a contact stone, then getting paranoid & shaking uncontrollably 🤣
"waiting for the dog to poop at three am"... I haven't had that experience, but I have huddled at the back door at 7am on a winter's morn, whisper shrieking, "For heaven's sake, *pee* *faster* " And @6:07...realising the dog is the vacuum cleaner..I'm currently for the first time in many years, dogless, and it really hits home when I drop a piece of food and realise I don't have a crumb catcher!
Lol, so the reason dog parents all talk like that is because dogs actually respond better to humans talking in a “baby talk” way… we seem to know it instinctively, but studies have backed it up 🤪
I have working dogs ... I find the best approach is to whisper instructions, it forces them to pay attention, even when out in the paddock with a mob of sheep. It's all about the bond, not the tone. That said, a variety of tones is good too, keep em guessing !
Yet, you can talk to a cat like it's another person of similar intelligence to you and although they can't speak our language, their reaction ndicates that they've understood you
Oh boy oh boy oh boy it’s dog owner time: You’ve certainly got most of it checked out Jimmy! The outside dog only thing is SO TRUE! And the “Dog is not allowed to go on the couch/in the living room/ on my bed” all of which have been in discussions between Mum & dad over our little 7-month old kelpie pup Bindi. Here’s some things that Jimmy missed that I happened to encounter on a day-to-day basis regarding dogs Spending $150 at Pet barn Having a full wardrobe of clothes specifically for the dog Spending the entire household budget that was supposed to be for groceries on the dog The dog climbing over the keyboard when your trying to use the keyboard The dog jumping on your bed when you’re trying to use the bed Being unable to get up to unload the dishwasher because the dog has jumped on the couch and every time you try to get up the dog bites you because it’s teething Having multiple games of tug of war with the dog over shoes, socks, ball, pants, sneakers etc. The list goes on! From the experience of living with a 7 month old Kelpie pup
4:44 - Just dropped 2 months mortgage repayments on a knee Re-co for my 6yo 26kg female Mastiff/Ridgeback. Happy she is recovering fast but the surgery hurt me in the pocket more! And yet… WORTH EVERY PENNY!!!
100% my chi chi cries very loudly when she cannot decide where to hide her treat - like announce to the world you are trying to hide something and spend more time hiding/finding it over and over then eating it. My dog also worked out the code was to call her ‘she’ when we didn’t want her to hear her name.
Border Collie x Poodle is unfortunately known as a Borderpoo. Which sounds like either a practical joke at a state border or an international incident.
Love your channel! and as always this video was SO spot on and absolutely hilarious!!! laughed till I cried!! also my parents just got a new puppy and her name is.....Rosie. yep. 🤣🤣🤣
Some point in the first few minutes all the dog owners understood that you were new to this, and had realised what ownership entailed. We also selectively cherrypicked the bits to laugh at so we weren’t totally ridiculing ourselves 😂🤣😁👍
I had an outside dog as a kid & this cracked my up SO hard!! When I say we used & spelled out literally every possibility for walk because that pooch was too dang smart 😅 also really glad our dad was a tennis coach & our dog just got the old tennis balls… he never ran out hahahahaha
As someone who used to own/run a professional pet care business - and in over 6 years I made a spreadsheet with all the names of the cats and dogs people had. I was waiting for you to say Max and Bella for the dog names. Sooo many!!!
Love this Jimmy - Spot on!!! You did forget, "Calling your kids the dog's name" 🤣 I do that ALL THE TIME 😁 I have kids and a Cavoodle and it really annoys me when people compare their dogs to kids, "NO! It's NOT the same, wait until you have kids or you look after a kid for a few hours!" ... At least my dog doesn't have a 'DOG NAME' 😉 BTW She got excited when you said, "walk, lead, bird, car" - Now I suppose I have to take her for a W because of those puppy eyes" 😂
So true!! My dog had an accident at the park and ended in a cut on her head that swelled up, so I took her to the vet, option 1, just leave it alone + antibiotic = $180, option 2, sedation, butterfly clips which probably won’t hold + antibiotic $240, option 3, full anaesthetic 2 stitches + antibiotic $900. Chose option 1, can’t even see a scar. Ridiculous!!!!!
Magical fibres that cover everything you own. Dog hair becoming another condiment in everything you eat. Asking how a pomsky exists? 😅😂❤😊super clever Jimmy. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
There was a time and there was 2 types of dogs. They were either purebred or a mutt. Now there is no such thing as a mutt it's a labradoodle, schnoodle, dachsdane or so many other stupid names and instead of being a cheap "mutt" it's an expensive crossbreed.
Watch this while I sit out in the backyard hoping my dog will either puke or poop out whatever random thing he's eaten today BC I can't afford a visit to a vet! Still a good laugh and tooooo relatable!
I used to be a dog owner, our dobberman would chase ballons around the house or yard, pop them with her mouth and eat them. Later it would poop out the colour ballons.
😂Yes, there is a ‘stafoodle’ (named Rosie) at my local dog park. And the person loudly tells everyone it’s a purebred ‘stafoodle’. Apparently it’s a poodle x cavalier spaniel x staffy. Interestingly, the stafoodler believes my schnauzers are “dashounds” and that Buttercup isn’t a dog name… Love the vid. So accurate! Except that there was never any doubt that my schnauzers would sleep on my bed, sit on the couch and only venture outside for W A L K I E S.
Trying to get the dog to not eat your arm off while watching a Jimmy Rees POV your a dog owner video😂😂😂. Do wees Bindi. Do poos Bindi😂😂. Outside dog my arse she's crate trained. You nailed it yet again. A kelpiepoo🤪
Oh Jimmy you forgot when the dog starts howling when they hear a siren, thus setting off ALL the other dogs in the neighbourhood. That is clearly my favourite. Not. (From a neighbour of 3 Ridge backs....)
I must have a broken dog then. She's an Akita x Aussie Shepard, she never barks, doesn't jump up, the only thing she is scared of is shouting and storms. :)
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“It has no fear of the truck….But its scared of the vaccum cleaner”
I ugly laughed at that because it’s so true 😂
That one got me! 😂
My dog stands behind my car while I'm trying to back into my carport. Push the vacuum cleaner at him and he's gone!
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What is it about vaccums that sends them through the roof?! I don’t get it! Lol
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How about a block instead you scammer? 🙄
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My favourite line was "Having a pretty boring life but your dog thinks your awesome"♥️
Despite sitting here on Chemo with a not-so-bright future you still manage to crack me up Jimmy, as a single guy with 2 Pugs I can attest to at least 80% of this hilarious content. Keep up the great work Jimmy, you never fail to brighten my day.
Hi I think you're awesome
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Keep fighting. Best of luck and tons of good energy to you.
Good luck mate. 👍🤞
I do hope you make a full recovery. 🌺
Keep it going mate.
Jimmy doing puppy eyes really worked for me. I want a dog like that!!
The fact that this one is 9 mins long and the cat one was only 5mins tells you all you need to know about the differences between [the people who own] cats and dogs. Awesome as always, Jimmy :)
he nailed it :)
So true.
Judgemental
what about those of us who are both dog owners and cat servants?
That's because dogs are twice as funny as cats, best animal 👌
Our dog passed away last week, so watching this video was bittersweet. So many memories 💜
I hope you find peace as you grieve.
@@adedow1333 Thank you for your kind words.
Dawww so so sorry to hear that - it must break your heart
@@karenpeatey6226 Thank you. Nothing quite compares to the loss of a loved one. I've found some comfort in watching videos like this though 😊
My dog passed away two years ago now and I still break down in tears sometimes because I miss her. Videos like this make me miss her. Bittersweet for sure.
Thanks Jimmy my dog heard "Do you want to go for a walk".
Pretty sure putting your hand out is just the universal way of saying hello to a dog.
IMO it’s a polite way of saying “hi, can I pat you?” without startling them.
Letting the dog smell your hand before you pet it is letting the dog know through smell and sight, you are trying to engage with them and also helps to avoid being bitten as just touching the dog can give them a fright and they might bite or snap as an automatic reaction. It also helps you determine based on the dog's reaction and body language if it is safe for you to move on to petting the dog or if the dog does not want to be petted.
It's a universal way to establish whether or not a dog is safe. If you've still got a hand after doing that, the dog's safe.
@@davidbrayshaw3529 Is the dog safe if your hand is covered in slobber?
@@DarkMatterZine I don't know. I don't slobber on my hand.
seriously, there's nothing like coming home after a long day at work, sitting down with an LLB and watching Jimmy Rees. what a star :D
Love how Jimmy is laughing on the inside about the poop hanging out on a bit of grass because HE'S BEEN THERE AND KNOWS ITS TRUE!
Sorry, I don't have kids, wont, so you just have to deal with my dog child talk! 😆
"Dog sitting next to you when you poop." ALL the time! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or right outside the bathroom door, whimpering like they'll never see you again ("exactly where am I going to go? I'm in the bathroom and you're at the only door in. Do you think it leads to Narnia or something?") 🤣🤣🤣😜
@@FaerieStar 😂😂😂
@@FaerieStar totally! 💯👌🐾💜
Directly after, on the day one lady returned from surgery, the dog immediately quit following her to the loo. Funny about that, the dog only went while she was unwell.
@@margareth1504 interesting🤔
More sneaky smirks in this one than any I've seen before Jimmy. Because .... dogs? :D I literally have tears at the outtakes. My favourite
Finally! ♥️ I haven’t stopped laughing from beginning to end! You have nailed it! You are hilarious 😂😍
Brilliant you’ve thought of everything… my favourite -taking the dog outside to do a wee, waiting for 20 mins, giving up, taking it back inside and then it instantly does a wee on the carpet !!
I feel sane being a parrot owner now, lol.
Parrots are amazing and such hard work tho…
I’m a dog, cat & horse person & say BIG STRETCH to all of them 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love the Mr Whippy moves
Blaming the dog for your own farts 😅🐕🦺💨
Humping everything!!!
Oh yeah, the dog dragging its arse on the carpet looking at you like what??!
Thanks Jimmy! I’m still laughing at this one.😂😂😂😂😂 😅😅😅
😂😂so true!!!
Incredible that you can remember all the facts !! Mind boggling !
I looked after a Saint Bernard who was bigger than me ,and not trained well… it didn’t turn out too good .
I hate it when people who complain about new parents posting lots of baby / toddler pics , get a dog and post millions of pics of their pooch , who looks the same in every photo 😂
I once taught obedience training and in one class I had a sausage dog called Kransky and in a different class, I had a chihuahua called Taco. I still find those names amusing
I came across a dachshund named Dashboard once 😂
@@TessDurbeyfield That's awesome!
When I was 16, moving in with bfs family who had a Chihuahua called Pedro - who raced inside for a contact stone, then getting paranoid & shaking uncontrollably 🤣
I had a cat called Dim Sim and another called Cooking Fat... think about it...🤣👌
My dobberman's name was Dasha but a brown laborador at puppy school was called cocoa.
Actually... thank the gods I'm a bloody cat owner.... so much more low maintenance 🤣🤣🤣
"dog holding its poop"
honestly I thought this was about training your dog to carry the baggie home instead of me.
I tie the poop bag to the harness. Carry your own poop, dog
"waiting for the dog to poop at three am"... I haven't had that experience, but I have huddled at the back door at 7am on a winter's morn, whisper shrieking, "For heaven's sake, *pee* *faster* "
And @6:07...realising the dog is the vacuum cleaner..I'm currently for the first time in many years, dogless, and it really hits home when I drop a piece of food and realise I don't have a crumb catcher!
Lol, so the reason dog parents all talk like that is because dogs actually respond better to humans talking in a “baby talk” way… we seem to know it instinctively, but studies have backed it up 🤪
I have working dogs ... I find the best approach is to whisper instructions, it forces them to pay attention, even when out in the paddock with a mob of sheep. It's all about the bond, not the tone. That said, a variety of tones is good too, keep em guessing !
Yet, you can talk to a cat like it's another person of similar intelligence to you and although they can't speak our language, their reaction ndicates that they've understood you
All of this! But we wouldn't have it any other way ❤
And, of course, treating your dog with Australian-made Farmhouse Pet Treats! 😊
I feel personally attacked 🤣
As a Whippet owner, I can relate to about 40% of this. Just makes me realise how well-trained my dogs are, but you crack me up all the same.
The dog barking and running near someone being scared and you say "he just want to play "
My little Rosie was snuggling into my face for cuddles as I was watching this. I think she knew this video was, in part, about her.
OMG totally LOL at the ball game.
Me to my dog constantly..."Why don't you drop the ball if you want to play the ball game!"
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This vid is so relatable
Very funny , very clever.
And old dogs get taken for walks in a pram.
Mr Whippy will never be the same for me.💩😂
Absolute gold! Hilarious Jimmy! 😅😅😅
Dog taking up the whole bed.🐕
Oh boy oh boy oh boy it’s dog owner time:
You’ve certainly got most of it checked out Jimmy! The outside dog only thing is SO TRUE! And the “Dog is not allowed to go on the couch/in the living room/ on my bed” all of which have been in discussions between Mum & dad over our little 7-month old kelpie pup Bindi.
Here’s some things that Jimmy missed that I happened to encounter on a day-to-day basis regarding dogs
Spending $150 at Pet barn
Having a full wardrobe of clothes specifically for the dog
Spending the entire household budget that was supposed to be for groceries on the dog
The dog climbing over the keyboard when your trying to use the keyboard
The dog jumping on your bed when you’re trying to use the bed
Being unable to get up to unload the dishwasher because the dog has jumped on the couch and every time you try to get up the dog bites you because it’s teething
Having multiple games of tug of war with the dog over shoes, socks, ball, pants, sneakers etc.
The list goes on!
From the experience of living with a 7 month old Kelpie pup
4:44 - Just dropped 2 months mortgage repayments on a knee Re-co for my 6yo 26kg female Mastiff/Ridgeback. Happy she is recovering fast but the surgery hurt me in the pocket more! And yet… WORTH EVERY PENNY!!!
100% my chi chi cries very loudly when she cannot decide where to hide her treat - like announce to the world you are trying to hide something and spend more time hiding/finding it over and over then eating it. My dog also worked out the code was to call her ‘she’ when we didn’t want her to hear her name.
We have a LaPoo - LaAsha Apso/Poodle. Still makes me snigger.
Border Collie x Poodle is unfortunately known as a Borderpoo. Which sounds like either a practical joke at a state border or an international incident.
Lolll!! Go with bordoodle maybe?
ha ha ha ha ha ha you are so spot on, every word is so true.
Love your channel! and as always this video was SO spot on and absolutely hilarious!!! laughed till I cried!! also my parents just got a new puppy and her name is.....Rosie. yep. 🤣🤣🤣
I say it’s BIZ BIZ time. . Husband says BEZ BEZ time. My son says BEEZ BEEZ time. The dog is still confused after 3 years.
My dog thinking she can just get herself out of any trouble with her puppy dog eyes.
Not being able to say BYE at the end of virtual meetings as the dogs think it’s ball and play time.
OMyGawd ~ when you started spelling the words, I lost it~ you are The Funniest Man 🤣
Perfect! I needed this laugh. Thank you.
The advertisement I got was for cat food.
This was so true. Brilliant Jimmy 😂
Some point in the first few minutes all the dog owners understood that you were new to this, and had realised what ownership entailed. We also selectively cherrypicked the bits to laugh at so we weren’t totally ridiculing ourselves 😂🤣😁👍
yes
Having a dog IS good for your anxiety. It'll really flourish.
🤣🤣🤣 SOOO true!
I had an outside dog as a kid & this cracked my up SO hard!! When I say we used & spelled out literally every possibility for walk because that pooch was too dang smart 😅 also really glad our dad was a tennis coach & our dog just got the old tennis balls… he never ran out hahahahaha
As someone who used to own/run a professional pet care business - and in over 6 years I made a spreadsheet with all the names of the cats and dogs people had. I was waiting for you to say Max and Bella for the dog names. Sooo many!!!
Love this Jimmy - Spot on!!! You did forget, "Calling your kids the dog's name" 🤣 I do that ALL THE TIME 😁 I have kids and a Cavoodle and it really annoys me when people compare their dogs to kids, "NO! It's NOT the same, wait until you have kids or you look after a kid for a few hours!" ... At least my dog doesn't have a 'DOG NAME' 😉 BTW She got excited when you said, "walk, lead, bird, car" - Now I suppose I have to take her for a W because of those puppy eyes" 😂
Hahaha hilarious
Laughing and crying at the same time... killed me!! Barking while I'm watching this!
The vet's three options for treating your dog... 🤣🤣🤣
Yep, three options for treating your dog and six options as to which small Pacific Island they can purchase.
So true!! My dog had an accident at the park and ended in a cut on her head that swelled up, so I took her to the vet, option 1, just leave it alone + antibiotic = $180, option 2, sedation, butterfly clips which probably won’t hold + antibiotic $240, option 3, full anaesthetic 2 stitches + antibiotic $900.
Chose option 1, can’t even see a scar. Ridiculous!!!!!
this channel, and Jimmy's work, is so wholesome, and beautiful (this one, at least. dogs, also, I guess...)
Thank you : )
Magical fibres that cover everything you own. Dog hair becoming another condiment in everything you eat. Asking how a pomsky exists? 😅😂❤😊super clever Jimmy. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
So, spot, on.
Great observational comedy- accurate and funny. Yes, I can relate to most of this…
There was a time and there was 2 types of dogs. They were either purebred or a mutt. Now there is no such thing as a mutt it's a labradoodle, schnoodle, dachsdane or so many other stupid names and instead of being a cheap "mutt" it's an expensive crossbreed.
Omg I’m so excited 😆
Watch this while I sit out in the backyard hoping my dog will either puke or poop out whatever random thing he's eaten today BC I can't afford a visit to a vet!
Still a good laugh and tooooo relatable!
I used to be a dog owner, our dobberman would chase ballons around the house or yard, pop them with her mouth and eat them. Later it would poop out the colour ballons.
2:10 - The dog owners who think having a dog is like having small children
8:13 - "you're basically becoming a dog".
😂
Dog names...yup, I have a Bella. LOL!
I wish my dog would hold on until we’re practically home. He makes sure he poos early, when we’re as far away as possible from the nearest bin.
My dog sings along to 8bit like noises which includes the beeping from these videos
Having no fear of the truck and barking at it down the street . . . And being afraid of the vacuum cleaner. Yerp.
😂Yes, there is a ‘stafoodle’ (named Rosie) at my local dog park. And the person loudly tells everyone it’s a purebred ‘stafoodle’. Apparently it’s a poodle x cavalier spaniel x staffy. Interestingly, the stafoodler believes my schnauzers are “dashounds” and that Buttercup isn’t a dog name…
Love the vid. So accurate! Except that there was never any doubt that my schnauzers would sleep on my bed, sit on the couch and only venture outside for W A L K I E S.
Trying to get the dog to not eat your arm off while watching a Jimmy Rees POV your a dog owner video😂😂😂. Do wees Bindi. Do poos Bindi😂😂. Outside dog my arse she's crate trained. You nailed it yet again. A kelpiepoo🤪
Dogs look at you when they do a poo for protection because they feel they are vulnerable.
Poodloodldoodloodle 😂
Always do the X-ray because they did eat something crazy. It is the most cost effective
I would love to see the bloopers on this one. Correction, I loved the bloopers on this one.
This describes the little yappers next door. I have a well behaved large dog who sheds & hates the postie. 😂
As a St. Berdoodle (yes, that is a thing) owner, I can relate to the ‘oodle’ bit. And the drool bit…
I’m ‘that’ dog owner. I was looking forward to this one. My Labrador and I watched on the couch 😂
Good boy Jimmy 😂 luv your vids
So spot on! My dog is. watching this with me and we are both pissing ourselves!!!!
All the boxes ☑☑☑☑☑➕☑. Love it.
Biiiiig Stretchies!
So true and accurate 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I really need a dog- my manager keeps harping on at me about getting one all during the pandemic lol!
$200 mutt...try $1000 + 😄
Love your videos
I love ❤️ you! Because this happened to me last week!
Again with the coffee saying 'wanker coffee'😂☕
You forgot the ‘Jack-shit’…..
( Jack Russell X Shih Tzu )….😂💩🐾
This is so spot on to my dogs 😂😂😂
So accurate. I am guilty of all of these behaviours 😊
Hi.H oping yourself and your family are well.I grew up with 4 dogs,and yep almost every one of those happened.Thank yo for the extreme laughing...
🤣I'm sending this out into dogland
Oh Jimmy you forgot when the dog starts howling when they hear a siren, thus setting off ALL the other dogs in the neighbourhood. That is clearly my favourite. Not. (From a neighbour of 3 Ridge backs....)
"don't watch me" 💀💀💀
GSP gang. But only outside dogs. If ours came inside they'd make too much of a mess.
oh god, cant wait for the eshay..........
I must have a broken dog then. She's an Akita x Aussie Shepard, she never barks, doesn't jump up, the only thing she is scared of is shouting and storms. :)
Yep. That’s me.
LMFAO my dog is called Max he cost $320 he's a staffy cross (mongrel) not a oodle doodle, you described him perfectly 👍
dog barking at the beeping in this videeeoooooo.