If my videos were edited for kids (NOT FOR KIDS)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @italianlovecake
    @italianlovecake 4 года назад +4988

    "You wouldn't kill Gordon Ramsey, would you?"
    "HE WAS AN ICON!"

  • @auggsauggie
    @auggsauggie 4 года назад +5405

    Brandon Rogers: “If my videos were edited for kids”
    Everyone: Wait that’s illegal-

    • @tigertuskjohnson2836
      @tigertuskjohnson2836 4 года назад +6

      Why do you only have one comment lol

    • @auggsauggie
      @auggsauggie 4 года назад +5

      @Just some JoJo Who killed Dio Am I suppose to write more?!-
      Honestly I don’t know I’m just really stupid 99.99% of the time

    • @tigertuskjohnson2836
      @tigertuskjohnson2836 4 года назад +2

      Sarcastic Trickster Your not stupid lol

    • @auggsauggie
      @auggsauggie 4 года назад +1

      @Just some JoJo Who killed Dio Thank you! You neither!

    • @malachipenalver6992
      @malachipenalver6992 4 года назад +2

      Noice💯🔥🙏

  • @c0sm1c_n3cr0s1s
    @c0sm1c_n3cr0s1s 4 года назад +14728

    RUclips: so this is for kids?
    Brandon Rogers: *yesn’t*

  • @BlackLivesMatter23
    @BlackLivesMatter23 4 года назад +756

    Brandon Rogers makes Family Guy look G rated

    • @Joe8th
      @Joe8th 3 года назад +5

      Bruh hahahahah

  • @ejqr7727
    @ejqr7727 4 года назад +3624

    RUclips: so this video is made for kids right?
    Brandon: well, that’s complicated....

    • @katyaz0ne
      @katyaz0ne 4 года назад +38

      Well yes but actually no

  • @randomgurrrl441
    @randomgurrrl441 4 года назад +6674

    If all his other videos were "tiptoeing around being too ad-friendly", I can't wait to see what he'll make on this new platform.

    • @mongraalll9083
      @mongraalll9083 4 года назад +4

      Sup

    • @niamh8026
      @niamh8026 4 года назад +25

      @natokim storyfire. He says it at the end of the video

    • @djaevlenselv
      @djaevlenselv 4 года назад +51

      Well, I went and saw it and HE WASN'T KIDDING, I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH!!

    • @songminhtran889
      @songminhtran889 4 года назад +9

      You dont want to know

    • @absolutefuckingchaos3785
      @absolutefuckingchaos3785 4 года назад +4

      @@djaevlenselv _oh well then I guess I'm in for a ride!_

  • @where_r_you6890
    @where_r_you6890 4 года назад +6063

    “Edited for Kids (NOT FOR KIDS)” *censored everything*
    Me: “you did it, you son of *censored* you actually did it!”

    • @shalev.
      @shalev. 4 года назад +8

      Omg no comments?

    • @shiyapiku
      @shiyapiku 4 года назад +31

      All comments are censored, thats why

    • @pdtrx4900
      @pdtrx4900 4 года назад +3

      Basically yes

    • @saynaw3366
      @saynaw3366 4 года назад

      @@shalev. 110c9([

    • @where_r_you6890
      @where_r_you6890 4 года назад

      I can’t believe I got so many likes, thank you! Also yeah I’m pretty sure all comments are censored 😫😂

  • @brosquito7483
    @brosquito7483 4 года назад +3001

    "The f*** is insurance?!?" - Blitzo *The o is silent*

  • @xxseancuber22xx65
    @xxseancuber22xx65 4 года назад +3795

    ”If my videos were edited for kids (NOT FOR KIDS)”
    Something doesn’t sound right here...

  • @ヤドキング-x4l
    @ヤドキング-x4l 4 года назад +3866

    RUclips: So is this for kids
    Brandon Rogers: Nes

  • @noxamillion4514
    @noxamillion4514 4 года назад +9319

    Even when he’s censored, he ain’t censored.

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 4 года назад +327

      He's as censored as Japanese porn.
      It's technically censored, but you still know exactly what's going on.

    • @soul9549
      @soul9549 4 года назад +10

      @@WolfyFancyLads lol

    • @ijusbuyshi
      @ijusbuyshi 4 года назад +8

      @@WolfyFancyLads HENTAI

    • @johnnysppik3081
      @johnnysppik3081 4 года назад +10

      @@WolfyFancyLads hentai haven

    • @s1m544
      @s1m544 4 года назад

      D o n k e y
      K o n gD o n k e y
      K o n gD o n k e y
      K o n gD o n k e y
      K o n g

  • @geckals3075
    @geckals3075 4 года назад +1231

    Dorian: “whats your star sign”
    Borian: “ whats your star sign
    Dorian: “a pentagram”
    Borian: “a pentagram”

  • @deluxe5913
    @deluxe5913 4 года назад +2374

    I love how the swears aren’t just bleeped, they’re cut out and the video cuts ahead to a normal part. It’s a funny King Crimson like situation.

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 4 года назад +8031

    Brandon Rogers: "For Kids (NOT FOR KIDS)"
    RUclips: *confused screaming*

  • @wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124
    @wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124 4 года назад +13946

    Having Paulette, be Gordon Ramsey is a stroke genius.

    • @s2ffr0n
      @s2ffr0n 4 года назад +216

      someone told him to do that on his livestream😹😹

    • @marthaolivas6618
      @marthaolivas6618 4 года назад +29

      Lmao

    • @rosalee477
      @rosalee477 4 года назад +84

      Oh.. my.. God. Donna is still alive!?

    • @okthen7426
      @okthen7426 4 года назад +30

      It’s pure genius 😂

    • @alancross5838
      @alancross5838 4 года назад +17

      @@rosalee477 Yes

  • @sire7493
    @sire7493 4 года назад +312

    That “Hehe What’s happening.” Has the same energy as: “ *Chuckles* I’m in danger.”

  • @luizbiggs
    @luizbiggs 4 года назад +7757

    I swear everything that comes out of this man’s mouth is gold

    • @chiffonyu
      @chiffonyu 4 года назад +13

      Vanessa Sexy single mom disgusting other bot :>

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +56

      Don’t swear, it’s for kids

    • @theveryhateableowl1991
      @theveryhateableowl1991 4 года назад +16

      This man is so good at dressing like a woman that I forgot he was even a man until you reminded me just now

    • @manylittlefish693
      @manylittlefish693 4 года назад +8

      Well... and other stuff

    • @hampter8056
      @hampter8056 3 года назад +2

      True

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 4 года назад +3409

    Starring: Brandon Rogers
    Written by: Brandon Rogers
    Story by: Brandon Rogers
    Directed by: Brandon Rogers
    Guest starring: Brandon Rogers

    • @louismilitary6870
      @louismilitary6870 4 года назад +62

      And guest starring Gordon Ramsay.

    • @mistergio3683
      @mistergio3683 4 года назад +33

      And introducing Brandon Rogers.

    • @icem6765
      @icem6765 4 года назад +23

      My group assignments are typing...

    • @gigggaman5066
      @gigggaman5066 4 года назад +7

      Camera man : Joshua

    • @soggywogger
      @soggywogger 4 года назад +4

      TestedHawk hey jotaro

  • @miriameclipse7953
    @miriameclipse7953 4 года назад +4036

    “IM NOT GOING TO JAIL UNLESS IM GETTING STRETCHED” 🙅🏾‍♀️💀💀💀💀

  • @explodinglungs5974
    @explodinglungs5974 3 года назад +557

    2:41 All I can hear is Blitzø going, "The f*ck is insurance?!"

  • @dinobirb684
    @dinobirb684 4 года назад +3561

    RUclips: Is it child friendly?
    Brandon: Yes, but actually no-

  • @aidanssmile959
    @aidanssmile959 4 года назад +5595

    “No arrest me”
    *casually pulls out a huge fan*” No arrest me”

  • @zombocularsbinoculars5050
    @zombocularsbinoculars5050 4 года назад +2071

    You missed the opportunity to call the Doppelgänger app “DoppleBanger”

  • @altounedited3
    @altounedited3 4 года назад +506

    I _really_ want a “Not for adults” vid so bad

    • @altounedited3
      @altounedited3 4 года назад +7

      anime geek no I meant unedited “not for adults”

    • @Subllama
      @Subllama 3 года назад +4

      Omg yes

    • @Joe8th
      @Joe8th 3 года назад +3

      I wish there was

  • @noxamillion4514
    @noxamillion4514 4 года назад +1581

    “A dating app for narcissists...” So... every dating app?

    • @mariojudahsdad7333
      @mariojudahsdad7333 4 года назад +39

      No the people on dating apps aren’t narcissists how dare u judge somebody like that
      They’re psychopaths

    • @noxamillion4514
      @noxamillion4514 4 года назад +10

      *slow clap*

  • @oleeyana
    @oleeyana 4 года назад +1852

    “No I stole the drugs”
    “No I stole the drugs”
    Did he just pull a radio rebel on us

    • @isky6541
      @isky6541 4 года назад +16

      Haha, yeah, I thought of that too while watching that bit.

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 4 года назад +17

      Everybody stole the drugs!
      I mean, really, who's dumb enough to pay?

    • @GalixciaJL
      @GalixciaJL 4 года назад +6

      Just auditioned for radio rebel 🧍🏽‍♀️😼

    • @alexthefangirl6136
      @alexthefangirl6136 4 года назад +13

      Radio Rebel was my childhood! 😭😭😭
      But actually it’s called Spartacus. When they all did that

    • @JosefinaQB
      @JosefinaQB 4 года назад +26

      he didnt pull a radio rebel, radio rebel pulled a spartacus

  • @haberak3310
    @haberak3310 4 года назад +1035

    The “censorship” honestly makes this more funny

  • @Beam-jo6sb
    @Beam-jo6sb 3 года назад +117

    even after Helluva Boss, Brandon still didnt know what insurance was

  • @aj_1111
    @aj_1111 4 года назад +576

    Donna: **playing Gordon Ramsay**
    Me: _The range_ **chef's kiss**

  • @keebo3385
    @keebo3385 4 года назад +1325

    0:35 "Awww what's your star sign?"
    "Pentagram?"
    "Pentagram."
    "Aww we're like twins."
    I swear that was funnier than it needed to be

    • @Slipperslider
      @Slipperslider 4 года назад +26

      He said, "hold on, what is insurance." And nearly at the beginning of it, he met his twin, and their star signs were both pentagram......and blitzo's in hell.....and he's in pentagram city........and he's a demon........and brandon Rodgers voices him. And blitzo said the same exact thing about the insurance......

    • @keebo3385
      @keebo3385 4 года назад

      @@Slipperslider I like it lol

    • @hamboyhammie
      @hamboyhammie 4 года назад +1

      pentagram moment :>>>

    • @elloimvirus1788
      @elloimvirus1788 4 года назад +5

      The fact Keebo is here concerns me.

    • @hamboyhammie
      @hamboyhammie 4 года назад +2

      @@elloimvirus1788 good

  • @yaboidyamon1259
    @yaboidyamon1259 4 года назад +2870

    Dorian: And you wouldn’t kill Gordon Ramsey, now would you?
    Gordon Ramsey: *DEAD*
    Dorian: hE wAs An IcOn!!
    Yo, that had me dead!!💀

    • @bigjuicy6774
      @bigjuicy6774 4 года назад +32

      Like Gordon Ramsey

    • @punchydonut2798
      @punchydonut2798 4 года назад +11

      THAT WAS DORIAN YOU NUTSACK HOW COULD YOU GET THEM CONFUSED?! 😤😂

    • @tibaazher2792
      @tibaazher2792 4 года назад +1

      Same 😂

  • @tadpoledraws2055
    @tadpoledraws2055 3 года назад +117

    "hold on, what is insurance?"
    me: *laughs in helluva*

  • @scarletvrgames568
    @scarletvrgames568 4 года назад +583

    "The customer comes first!"
    "This customer isn't cuming at all until we rescue my date"
    Side thing I really like the guy that always plays the awkward side help character. He does the parts so well.. and of course, Donna

    • @percyross7612
      @percyross7612 4 года назад +9

      Coming*
      This video is for kids, you ingrate.

    • @billyt9595
      @billyt9595 4 года назад +5

      Thats adam. My fav character of him has the be the one of the astrological lesbian.

  • @MARI-de3pc
    @MARI-de3pc 4 года назад +559

    Gordon Ramsey seeing Donna play Gordon Ramsey: she’s better than me

  • @MjayMilk
    @MjayMilk 4 года назад +4408

    Title: “Edited for kids”
    Also title: *NOT* *FOR* *KIDS*

    • @Sode_GrapeNephilim
      @Sode_GrapeNephilim 4 года назад +18

      And then soon labelled for kids

    • @BurgrMf
      @BurgrMf 4 года назад +2

      Mjay Milk stolen from me but nice comment

    • @D3vnG
      @D3vnG 4 года назад

      Aaron Vs The World and it got more likes deaaaaddd

    • @gatgat5106
      @gatgat5106 4 года назад +4

      visible confusion

    • @borgogni5214
      @borgogni5214 4 года назад +1

      Stonks

  • @gracedlm
    @gracedlm 2 года назад +75

    0:40 IS LITERALLY THE STOLAS AND BLITZO PHONE SCENE LOLL

    • @Percy_jacksons_girlfriend
      @Percy_jacksons_girlfriend 8 месяцев назад

      Agreed

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 3 месяца назад

      like a F*UCKING *Baby* !!
      lmao

    • @JenniferElla7934
      @JenniferElla7934 2 месяца назад +1

      2:40 is like the “what the fuck is insurance?!” Scene from the pilot lmao

    • @gracedlm
      @gracedlm 2 месяца назад

      @@JenniferElla7934 loll omg

  • @clowneteeth3367
    @clowneteeth3367 4 года назад +846

    “What is insurance?” Blitzo would like to know your location 👀

  • @TheBLSh0w
    @TheBLSh0w 4 года назад +515

    What’s your star sign?
    “Pentagram” I’m dying rn

  • @jasonshaw6800
    @jasonshaw6800 4 года назад +318

    You missed the perfect opportunity to call the site “doppelbangers”

    • @legrandluan
      @legrandluan 4 года назад +1

      okay that is cursed😂

  • @magdalenakowalska4845
    @magdalenakowalska4845 3 года назад +65

    I almost died when Paulette played Gordon and started cussing🤣

  • @will.middleton
    @will.middleton 4 года назад +1687

    if i wanted to hear this many beeps i would’ve left my grandma plugged in

  • @betsymiller2744
    @betsymiller2744 4 года назад +2022

    Brandon: The f*** is insurance?
    Blitzo: I raised that boy

    • @blackberrybriars
      @blackberrybriars 4 года назад +38

      I'm about 90% sure Brandon actually did the voice for Blitzo. Unless that's what you meant

    • @MOON-wl2eg
      @MOON-wl2eg 4 года назад +16

      @@blackberrybriars I confirm that

    • @jeph7434
      @jeph7434 4 года назад +20

      @@blackberrybriars wasnt it obvious he did the voice

    • @ddevan289
      @ddevan289 4 года назад +23

      @@blackberrybriars it literally says he voiced him in the trailer

    • @fivefingersinmyass5979
      @fivefingersinmyass5979 4 года назад +9

      @@blackberrybriars he did

  • @kaitlynjohnson5382
    @kaitlynjohnson5382 4 года назад +571

    What's insurance.. the f*** is insurance helluva boss memory

  • @rey-fi8yh
    @rey-fi8yh 3 года назад +24

    “..for kids (NOT FOR KIDS)”
    *Task failed successfully*

  • @diegovallenilla4303
    @diegovallenilla4303 4 года назад +2776

    Brandon Rogers is like live action Roger from American dad

  • @enztars
    @enztars 4 года назад +814

    Title: edited for kids
    Also title: *NOT FOR KIDS*

    • @aamiraa.
      @aamiraa. 4 года назад +3

      ...i-

    • @bejited6932
      @bejited6932 4 года назад +4

      thats the joke

    • @saturn469
      @saturn469 4 года назад +1

      yes we can clearly see, u just commented that for easy likes

    • @aso-chan
      @aso-chan 4 года назад +3

      Kirishima?
      What are u doin here?!?!
      U WERE A PURE CINNAMOROLL!!
      😭😭😭

    • @neitomonoma6541
      @neitomonoma6541 4 года назад +3

      Hey Kirishima ..

  • @beombbq
    @beombbq 4 года назад +363

    "Hold on, what is insurance?"
    *Blitz would like to know your location*

    • @bobbobbo5278
      @bobbobbo5278 4 года назад +14

      Glad I’m not the only one who thought of Blitz 😳

    • @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr
      @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr 4 года назад

      *BLITZO!

    • @C0UNTCHOC0
      @C0UNTCHOC0 4 года назад +3

      @Zech_ Bandicoot thank you for explaining the joke there......-_-

    • @1view3r59
      @1view3r59 4 года назад +1

      Haha my first thought as well. Im still holding my breath for more of content 😋

  • @blazyandrey288
    @blazyandrey288 3 года назад +35

    I love how he has just a fridge full of ice coffee

  • @gigagaming9630
    @gigagaming9630 4 года назад +117

    Proof that even with the excessive editing, Brandon can make anything hilarious.

  • @bearninja8751
    @bearninja8751 4 года назад +258

    "If my video were edited for kids": Video instantly ends

  • @toastygarbage5474
    @toastygarbage5474 4 года назад +305

    "Well if we all have drugs lets f**king party" might get that tattooed

  • @captaincharlie_
    @captaincharlie_ 4 года назад +39

    The scene at 2:00 when it cuts to him vomiting is by far the funniest part 🤣💀💀

  • @choochoopicklepie
    @choochoopicklepie 4 года назад +192

    Are you really gonna make it for kids?
    Brandon: “No, I don’t think I will”

  • @BurgrMf
    @BurgrMf 4 года назад +521

    Brandon Rodgers: for kids
    Also Brandon Rodgers: NOT FOR KIDS
    Edit: OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES I DIDNT THINK THIS WAS THAT FUNNY OMG
    Edit 2: how are people stealing my comment idea and getting more likes than me 🤔

  • @unsourlime
    @unsourlime 4 года назад +643

    "What is insurance?"
    Me: *helluva boss flashbacks*

    • @unsourlime
      @unsourlime 4 года назад +2

      @@scaryrumpus tf did I do '-'

    • @mentallyunstable26
      @mentallyunstable26 4 года назад +7

      I see you're a woman of culture

    • @unsourlime
      @unsourlime 4 года назад

      @@mentallyunstable26 tf?

    • @koolkitten8161
      @koolkitten8161 4 года назад +7

      Blitzø was a king for that

    • @Psyche1210
      @Psyche1210 4 года назад +4

      Istg I was trying to find this comment! I head what’s insurance and thought of hullava boss immediately 😂

  • @angxlcakes-4549
    @angxlcakes-4549 4 года назад +6

    Lol I love how Dorian said, "What's insurance "
    And he is the voice actor Blitzo, and Blitzo said in the pilot for Helluva Boss, "What the f**k is insurance? "

  • @destineyrodgers1733
    @destineyrodgers1733 4 года назад +434

    “A dating app for Narcissist”
    Sounds like T I N D E R 👀

  • @GoldyG777
    @GoldyG777 4 года назад +323

    RUclips: This is for kids
    Brandon Rogers: No not really

  • @roguejester4986
    @roguejester4986 4 года назад +135

    Paulette Jones did a good job impersonating Gordon Ramsay.

  • @xqxx712
    @xqxx712 3 года назад +17

    Brandon: “hold on, what is insurance?”
    Blitzø: “ *The Fuck Is Insurance?* “

  • @youraverageskinnylegend9512
    @youraverageskinnylegend9512 4 года назад +499

    "Hold on, what is insurance?"
    Me: Blitz is that you?

    • @guacaMolly3997
      @guacaMolly3997 4 года назад +7

      That's what I was thinking lol

    • @Dee-jp7ek
      @Dee-jp7ek 4 года назад +6

      It is him

    • @Jewelslh3
      @Jewelslh3 4 года назад

      Yes ❤️

    • @شهد-ح8ر4ط
      @شهد-ح8ر4ط 4 года назад

      What y’all talking about i wanna know

    • @Dee-jp7ek
      @Dee-jp7ek 4 года назад +5

      @@شهد-ح8ر4ط
      Helluva Boss. It's an animated video staring Brandon Rodgers as a demon (imp?) named Blitzo who runs a failing buisness

  • @can2_tx
    @can2_tx 4 года назад +855

    I think I know what that “what is insurance” joke was referencing to

    • @cesarmadero05
      @cesarmadero05 4 года назад +62

      Brandon hearted it! It's confirmed! It is a reference! Oooooh!

    • @kigeykigey4955
      @kigeykigey4955 4 года назад +62

      Wow never seen him heart someone. Lucky you

    • @ravencollins5638
      @ravencollins5638 4 года назад +13

      It's so familiar but I can't remember

    • @andysaravia4063
      @andysaravia4063 4 года назад +36

      Dylan Collins probably the cartoon he voiced acted in. His character was called blitz

    • @ravencollins5638
      @ravencollins5638 4 года назад +8

      @@andysaravia4063 THANK YOU

  • @rexrivers2220
    @rexrivers2220 4 года назад +230

    Brandon: The F*** is Insurance?
    Blitzo: I taught him so well 😢

  • @Crimson_Sun2486
    @Crimson_Sun2486 3 года назад +24

    Am I crazy or does Brandon's double at 3:06 actually look almost *EXACTLY* like him?

  • @natalie893
    @natalie893 4 года назад +609

    take a shot of whiskey every time you hear a bleep and you'll probably die.

    • @vansthedragon8005
      @vansthedragon8005 4 года назад +13

      I was going to do this then I realized I'm not of age and then I read the rest of the comment

    • @h4zrd96
      @h4zrd96 4 года назад +3

      Sara Bair if you’re from my country you can drink from 4 with parental consent on private property

    • @ahotdog3774
      @ahotdog3774 4 года назад +2

      I like these odds

    • @jackh.3052
      @jackh.3052 4 года назад

      This isn't a bleep this is beep so nobody dies

    • @haiz6997
      @haiz6997 4 года назад +2

      I'd take that chance

  • @emporio8687
    @emporio8687 4 года назад +186

    Oh no Gordon died, he still hasn't found the lamb sauce.

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 4 года назад +7

      Don't worry, he's still edible without it. His body'll just be FUCKIN' *RAW* .

    • @bluegirl278
      @bluegirl278 4 года назад

      @ Barack H. Obama Hi, Obama 🐸

  • @Claptrap42
    @Claptrap42 4 года назад +405

    RUclips: "So is this for kids or?"
    Brandon: "well yes, but actually no"

  • @pinkfeather1512
    @pinkfeather1512 3 года назад +27

    3:01 I stole the drugs :D

  • @ac_psycho163
    @ac_psycho163 4 года назад +206

    blitzo in helluva boss: what's is insurance?
    brandon: what's is insurance?
    love the crossover

    • @ChristianFrates1997
      @ChristianFrates1997 3 года назад +6

      Brandon wrote it.

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 3 года назад +3

      I'd kinda like seeing a legit crossover with Brandon actually dressing up as Blitzø, meeting the actual Brandon (or one of his characters) in the living world

  • @archeevay8849
    @archeevay8849 4 года назад +380

    RUclips: for kids?
    Brandon: Well yes but actually no

    • @zelchano69
      @zelchano69 4 года назад +6

      Stolen

    • @henrysstuff
      @henrysstuff 4 года назад +1

      @@zelchano69 not really

    • @y_a_e_l.
      @y_a_e_l. 4 года назад +2

      nice job taking comments bitch

    • @archeevay8849
      @archeevay8849 4 года назад +3

      Zelcha Games yeah Im pretty sure we posted them at around the same time, it’s really just not an original joke in general lmao

    • @redacted8418
      @redacted8418 4 года назад +1

      Well this was posted 4 minutes ago when the original comment was posted 5 minutes ago sooo

  • @bearwithabowtie1421
    @bearwithabowtie1421 4 года назад +119

    Brandon rogers: makes a video about kids
    Also brandon: NOT FOR KIDS

  • @MalthaeleanJr
    @MalthaeleanJr 2 года назад +5

    "What is insurance?"
    It's like Helluva Boss all over again

  • @Scrappy88.
    @Scrappy88. 4 года назад +204

    Brandon Rogers: not for kids
    Me a teen: *im paying attention*

    • @BAGELBURGERMEAL
      @BAGELBURGERMEAL 3 года назад +4

      Me, an unholy teen: **drinks totally not vodka**

    • @Joe8th
      @Joe8th 3 года назад +1

      @@BAGELBURGERMEAL "water"
      "watre"

  • @flop5625
    @flop5625 4 года назад +316

    "what is insurance?"
    *side eyes* was that a Helluva Boss reference?

    • @antiairgamingchair-2543
      @antiairgamingchair-2543 4 года назад +7

      Hopefully

    • @Noone-rs9sf
      @Noone-rs9sf 4 года назад +9

      no. it's a common joke. helluva doesn't really take its credit.

    • @flop5625
      @flop5625 4 года назад +18

      Mister No One I know that. I just thought I should mention it because Brandon Rodgers does the voice

    • @heytherehaha3257
      @heytherehaha3257 4 года назад +2

      I THOUGHT THAT TOO

    • @Mox__
      @Mox__ 4 года назад +8

      I mean he does voice blitz-

  • @soberingfamily704
    @soberingfamily704 4 года назад +140

    I'm surprised there was any usable footage at all.

    • @tylersena6925
      @tylersena6925 4 года назад +1

      If it was actually for kids then a gun wouldn’t be seen and there was at least one gun in basically every “clean” shot. None of this could be used 😂 I love it

  • @thepuppethouseshow3862
    @thepuppethouseshow3862 3 года назад +19

    1:11 that’s a big ass gun

  • @tdf_worldkey6666
    @tdf_worldkey6666 4 года назад +21

    I love the "remember you're better than everyone" stickynote

  • @char5180
    @char5180 4 года назад +100

    Took me 3 minutes and 20 seconds to realize his hair wasn't a wig. Oh my god quarantine hair is inescapable.

  • @MauriAllure
    @MauriAllure 4 года назад +70

    I don’t know why I read the title and thought a Brandon Rogers video would actually be sensored to be child friendly😂

    • @eurghrle
      @eurghrle 4 года назад +3

      He actually has a video titled "Family Friendly Halloween" and there aren't any warnings in the title so I had hopes as well but, yeah

  • @hannahdollinger4548
    @hannahdollinger4548 3 года назад +1

    anytime I ever get an ad on one of his videos, I always watch it all the way through. he deserves it

  • @novatheraven
    @novatheraven 4 года назад +73

    I forgot what the title was and I was just thinking “yo Brandon’s editing is wack today”

  • @jazzophone31
    @jazzophone31 4 года назад +68

    “Distraction”
    “Where?”
    this sent me😂

  • @ryangomez7375
    @ryangomez7375 4 года назад +54

    The cursing Bleep Made This Confusing And Funny At The Same Time

  • @thisisnerd7072
    @thisisnerd7072 4 года назад +8

    I admire how it takes 40 seconds for the edits to start, so for just a second we may be tricked into thinking it won’t be a joke

  • @amtired9776
    @amtired9776 4 года назад +39

    This feels weird having it edited for kids I like the more crazy Brandon

  • @venomstarsart1479
    @venomstarsart1479 4 года назад +549

    i’d like to see the unedited version of this
    i wanna know how the waiter’s parents died
    (edit) wow this comment is the most clout i’ve ever gotten wow

    • @3bithero662
      @3bithero662 4 года назад +19

      They probably gotten into a car crash when they were probably -beep- while driving which crash towards an actual acid factory which then cause the car to sink into one of the acid chambers which the parents were still -beep- and couldn't open the car door since they were -beep- -beep- -beep- which caused them to die and that's why we dont -beep- while doing drugs and driving a car towards an acid factory.

    • @jacobwhite9961
      @jacobwhite9961 4 года назад +2

      I would but the site doesn't work well (for me anyway)

    • @itsascendingfr
      @itsascendingfr 4 года назад

      404 likes is error 404

  • @kvnsterr_
    @kvnsterr_ 4 года назад +54

    I love how it says “If my videos were edited for kids.”
    *But it’s a not for kids video.*

  • @Oleanderthe_octopuse
    @Oleanderthe_octopuse Год назад +7

    I think the “what is insurance” is a Helluva boss reference lol

  • @bvanhoek356
    @bvanhoek356 4 года назад +113

    Jesus christ, he's held himself back with his other videos. What in the hell is on that story fire then....

    • @tipsy_sergeon1592
      @tipsy_sergeon1592 4 года назад +4

      I regretted pressing the link who eats there wife’s shit

    • @brandonveltri2825
      @brandonveltri2825 4 года назад +4

      Yeah...it’s quite, something...not sure how to describe it

    • @redpandashatecherries
      @redpandashatecherries 4 года назад +3

      It's quite bad is what you're looking for

  • @jcb0249
    @jcb0249 4 года назад +38

    "By content creators For content creators"...
    There used to be a place like that, If only we could remember the name before they sold out to corporate entities...

  • @baileykerkvliet2588
    @baileykerkvliet2588 4 года назад +180

    90% of the comments: “for kids but not for kids”

  • @CommandaInChief
    @CommandaInChief Год назад +1

    The cuts honestly make this so much more interesting.

  • @tomreeves6160
    @tomreeves6160 4 года назад +17

    I swear every time he uploads I feel legally obliged to go through all of his previous content again in one night just so I can remember what good content is like

  • @cow5392
    @cow5392 4 года назад +114

    me: oh boy another funny video
    brandon: yeah this whole video is an ad
    (this comment is sponsored by raid shadow legends)

    • @pizzabossdude536
      @pizzabossdude536 4 года назад +1

      WAIT IT'S ALL RAID SHADOW LEGENDS?

    • @cojjee-fellyyyyy59
      @cojjee-fellyyyyy59 4 года назад

      For a good cause [kind of] though...
      (Sponsored by MoBiLe lEgEnDs)

  • @Matthew_Klepadlo
    @Matthew_Klepadlo 4 года назад +60

    At least Paulette Jones (she plays Donna) is back with Sam (Brandon, of course).
    That’s nice.

  • @hoodi_dragn123
    @hoodi_dragn123 Год назад +5

    2:42
    “The fuck is insurance?!” Blitzø

  • @BrenBone
    @BrenBone 4 года назад +55

    The jump cuts kinda make it funnier if I’m being honest because it’s like overly unnecessary censorship

  • @jacksonharris9051
    @jacksonharris9051 4 года назад +598

    I like how he has to do this but cardi bs WAP isn’t getting removed lol

  • @kevindolan9
    @kevindolan9 4 года назад +62

    Anyone else wishing there’s a Uncensored version if they ever fill in the gaps?

    • @tasi61266
      @tasi61266 4 года назад +8

      If it was uncensored, this video might be 30 minutes😂

    • @DBEO23
      @DBEO23 4 года назад +2

      It’s on his Patreon😂

  • @faolanrune5734
    @faolanrune5734 2 года назад +4

    Bringing out your inner Blitzo with that insurance line I believe😂😂