Dragon Age The Veilguard Broke Him..

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @Justacatlmao
    @Justacatlmao 23 дня назад +9465

    "Why is there no blood?"
    "Because it's offensive to people who don't have blood."

    • @xavierhouston4650
      @xavierhouston4650 23 дня назад +245

      Most rated T rated M game I’ve seen.

    • @DarkXessZ
      @DarkXessZ 23 дня назад +304

      "Why is there no spiders"
      "Because we dont want to offend the arachnophobia"

    • @al.mandez6721
      @al.mandez6721 23 дня назад +11

      Lol

    • @kuronekogamer2065
      @kuronekogamer2065 23 дня назад +47

      Good thing those people who dont have blood cant complain about it

    • @Blighted_Ashes
      @Blighted_Ashes 23 дня назад +12

      Those comments were funny af

  • @moonlightuwu3252
    @moonlightuwu3252 23 дня назад +7641

    You know what I've noticed from AAA games lately. Despite an M rating, they act like their audience is exclusively for five year-olds.

    • @battfinkz
      @battfinkz 23 дня назад +346

      Nice copy paste

    • @BossUpReviews
      @BossUpReviews 23 дня назад +140

      @@battfinkzfr lol… I’ve seen this one too

    • @imyournme6632
      @imyournme6632 23 дня назад +366

      Probably cause these pdfs are targeting actual 5 year olds.

    • @Norrschein
      @Norrschein 23 дня назад +310

      Their M rating stands for minors

    • @jenniferhamels1176
      @jenniferhamels1176 23 дня назад +162

      @@Norrschein haha, this reminded me of Vice City. "Rated R for retar...." I miss Vice City. lol

  • @Sven989
    @Sven989 23 дня назад +6780

    They put the angry back in AngryJoe.

    • @justzack641
      @justzack641 23 дня назад +216

      Can't have too many good games coming out, gotta make sure the name stays accurate

    • @keysmccormick8630
      @keysmccormick8630 23 дня назад +167

      Really thought we were left with ShillJoe & ShillUp by now and they finally dropped some serious reviews. ( granted I haven't watch them a lot recently )

    • @sagenebula7120
      @sagenebula7120 23 дня назад +188

      @@keysmccormick8630tbh i never understand this, sometimes people have differing opinions, doesn’t automatically make you a shill

    • @codysellers4151
      @codysellers4151 23 дня назад +69

      @@sagenebula7120 yeah Joe’s not a shill, at least when it comes to video games. lol. His review of VG for example is fair.

    • @LukopPL
      @LukopPL 23 дня назад

      @@codysellers4151 He is not a shill. He is far left tho, so you could expect him to defend woke games, but even he can admit that games like DA: V or Suicide Squad suck balls.

  • @METAL-ADDICT
    @METAL-ADDICT 21 день назад +251

    I'm convinced developers HATE us because we love videogames.

    • @ryanr4361
      @ryanr4361 20 дней назад +2

      When was the last time you played a game through all the way without watching anyone else's opinion on it?

    • @castellomarcos
      @castellomarcos 19 дней назад +29

      ​@@ryanr4361 This game is trash

    • @Questchaun
      @Questchaun 14 дней назад

      So have you made your whip out of lan cables?

    • @Silvashoots
      @Silvashoots 11 дней назад

      As an investor I promote ESG on all of our calls.

    • @TheT0nedude
      @TheT0nedude 11 дней назад +1

      Actually that is largely true with the larger software houses, although hate is a strong word but they have been using companies to consult with that are politically motivated shall we say.

  • @Valakor
    @Valakor 23 дня назад +3770

    I love hearing the good vs the bad argument. 😂
    "Good, graphics and hair look great. Runs pretty well. Bad: everything else."

    • @terrnoisrp8894
      @terrnoisrp8894 23 дня назад +131

      Hair very important, 10/10

    • @Bkkarma-x2e
      @Bkkarma-x2e 23 дня назад +5

      Jaja /.We

    • @buggart
      @buggart 23 дня назад +135

      I like how the people in the subreddit is having a meltdown over Joe's 3/10.
      They start calling him "shill", "fence sitter", "transphobic", or whatever else they can think of because they didn't even bother to watch the vid because they know that "it's just repeating what everyone says" and is irrelevant.

    • @AsmongoldSongs
      @AsmongoldSongs 23 дня назад +6

      Yes defo

    • @Bkkarma-x2e
      @Bkkarma-x2e 23 дня назад

      @@AsmongoldSongs bk 1 week if I can I will..x

  • @Spectre77X
    @Spectre77X 23 дня назад +1395

    The "M" in the ESRB doesn't stand for Mature anymore, it stands for "Modern Audiences"

    • @muneshxge
      @muneshxge 23 дня назад +30

      M for Manchildren

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare 23 дня назад +19

      @@muneshxge
      Wokies
      it'd be insulting to men of every age

    • @Harrison11106
      @Harrison11106 23 дня назад +3

      Wait, the game is supposed to be rated "M"? Oh, dear God.

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 23 дня назад

      AngryJoe Liberal

    • @Asterion608
      @Asterion608 23 дня назад +8

      @@muneshxge Nope, it's M for Maam.

  • @MINETURNNOWGamingRblxOnYT
    @MINETURNNOWGamingRblxOnYT 23 дня назад +3638

    "Rated M for adults, censored for kids"
    - AAA gaming

    • @FoulOne
      @FoulOne 23 дня назад +202

      Too many adult children running these companies.

    • @neonxraven99
      @neonxraven99 23 дня назад +74

      Rated M nowadays is not rated mature but rated minors. since they dialogue and everything it feels like a kid pretending to be adult

    • @Kydrou
      @Kydrou 23 дня назад +61

      Rated M for mODerN auDIeNCeS

    • @kylemenos
      @kylemenos 23 дня назад +33

      It's censored for the modern audience that doesn't play games. Women still look down on gaming also. It appeals to no one.

    • @Jv19979
      @Jv19979 23 дня назад +14

      Need to censor the gay shit

  • @luigipunk25
    @luigipunk25 22 дня назад +109

    In an age where people love Baldur's Gate 3 for giving an experience to us, that the original Dragon Age once gave us, it is sad to see the state of Bioware now. From a industry leader to... whatever this is

    • @KTC-o2c
      @KTC-o2c 20 дней назад

      BG3 isn’t good either

    • @luigipunk25
      @luigipunk25 19 дней назад +6

      @@KTC-o2c wow xD Based af

    • @Marckillius
      @Marckillius 19 дней назад +13

      @@KTC-o2c The rest of the internet disagrees.

    • @jase276
      @jase276 16 дней назад +2

      @@Marckillius And that's why slop like this will continue to flood the market. Y'all gave BG3 a pass, when it's plagued with similar things so other companies/studios will see its success and think they can do the same. Get used to seeing more Veilgaurds.

    • @missmiri4302
      @missmiri4302 14 дней назад

      @@KTC-o2c yes. The NSC ALL wanted to date me... so... WHAT????

  • @andresbogado7133
    @andresbogado7133 23 дня назад +3073

    VeilGuard was CLEARLY made for kids. It's the "We're here, we're queer, we're coming for your children" edition of Dragon Age.

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart 23 дня назад +137

      Stop them Guts

    • @John-rn1nm
      @John-rn1nm 23 дня назад

      It's made for adult lesbians with a Peter pan complex and are Marxists.

    • @yungzhe
      @yungzhe 23 дня назад +129

      The problem is BioWare games have always been inclusive, there are always the hetero companions and the lgbt companions, the difference is the older games never shove it into your face.
      DA:Inquisition had a companion whose gayness is the reason why he had a strained relationship with his father and that one was written so much better than Taash.

    • @capitalj1987
      @capitalj1987 23 дня назад +2

      I do like buff girls fit mmhmmm

    • @John-rn1nm
      @John-rn1nm 23 дня назад +32

      @@andresbogado7133 is made for adult lesbians

  • @The_Primary_Axiom
    @The_Primary_Axiom 23 дня назад +1028

    Towards the end of Joes video there’s such a funny part. The game spends so much time affirming Taash’s pronouns, and her transition to they/them. There’s even a long side quest to make sure people start calling her they/them. But at the end when/if she dies they call her a she 😂 It proves how performative the whole thing was. It’s like they forgot. The person who calls her a she is the person who did pushups! Hahaha. So in her memory, to show her respect, after her death they “dead name” her and pull a Barve 😂

    • @NuStiuFrate
      @NuStiuFrate 23 дня назад +71

      I didn't play much of the game so i am wondering what happens if you don't do the quest to encourage her mental illness. Do they have two separate voice lines? Maybe the "she" at the end of the game was from a playthrough that rightfully ignored her teenage "i wanna be special" phase.
      Or does tash embrace her insanity regardless of player choice?

    • @RavenXeo
      @RavenXeo 23 дня назад +113

      @@NuStiuFrate 'Player Choice'...? What meaningless word salad is that? This is DragonAge Veilguard!

    • @leonhardable
      @leonhardable 23 дня назад +89

      well to be fair
      "your parents will use your real name on your grave"

    • @thexmacx812
      @thexmacx812 22 дня назад +7

      @@leonhardable😂😂😂lmaooo at parents burying their child😂😂😂😅

    • @Nollis
      @Nollis 22 дня назад +8

      @@NuStiuFrate that would require good writing

  • @SavantPete
    @SavantPete 23 дня назад +2683

    At least brother is honest , unlike IGN

    • @marwin4348
      @marwin4348 23 дня назад +216

      He was still too cowardly the mention the source of the problems.

    • @SavantPete
      @SavantPete 23 дня назад +59

      @marwin4348 Giving it to three is still telling. Probably doesn't want to burn that bridge

    • @Lord8-bits
      @Lord8-bits 23 дня назад +31

      This comment is 7.5/10 -IGN

    • @strungoutjunkiestrungoutju9233
      @strungoutjunkiestrungoutju9233 23 дня назад +17

      Ign sold out

    • @randybobandy9828
      @randybobandy9828 23 дня назад +18

      ​@@Lord8-bits Too much water

  • @livingcountry6279
    @livingcountry6279 23 дня назад +36

    bro was so angry and tired he couldnt even scream....RIP joe

  • @Tranger1994
    @Tranger1994 23 дня назад +1407

    Angry Joe is basically a diehard dragon age fan and his review is probably what 90% of hardcore fans feel. Game is a 'okay' $10 sale casual game with a dialogue skipping mod.

    • @JohnDoe-ip3oq
      @JohnDoe-ip3oq 23 дня назад +102

      Guarantee nexus mods bans all mods that actually improve the game because they're on board the agenda of forced dei, and ban everything like fixing the flags in Spider-Man. You'd have to find the mod somewhere else, and it WON'T be indexed in search engines, nor will modders care as much as fixing starfield. No, the only appropriate response is to NEVER buy the game even on sale. You're better off playing some fan made expansion in a different engine. If fans even still exist. This is exactly like how they ruined star wars. Modern content doesn't exist to the fans. You have to stop buying it, because it just funds more of it, and if they go under that's the price, and maybe a new studio will take over.

    • @Zenbon111
      @Zenbon111 23 дня назад +44

      They can make it free and i still wouldnt waste the drive space.

    • @modernmobster
      @modernmobster 23 дня назад +29

      My time is worth more than that $10.

    • @gabrielmcadams3417
      @gabrielmcadams3417 23 дня назад +46

      As a fan of Dragon age any higher than a 3/10 is bs, waited ten years for a new Dragon age and it's terrible in every conceivable way, gameplay, story, art, and dear god gender nonsense in a dark fantasy setting especially since it's focused on the one race where it makes the least amount of sense, also you can't really role play in anyway other than meak good pc boy. Dragon age was loved and then this game comes out and most likely killed the entire franchise so again a 3/10 is being nice, Dragon age was better when this game Didn't exist.

    • @rainbowprism6242
      @rainbowprism6242 23 дня назад +2

      ​@@SoftExoI bet that ending was cathartic.

  • @kavinh10
    @kavinh10 23 дня назад +1204

    he got blacklisted from resetera for "hate speech" after giving last of us 2 a 6/10. I hope they squeal some more after this.

    • @randybobandy9828
      @randybobandy9828 23 дня назад +34

      Wait what? Is that true?

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 23 дня назад +148

      With the click of a button, powerful, wealthy, influential people can invisibilize anyone they like. Especially if their target has fewer resources and support than they have.

    • @robforskinstein
      @robforskinstein 23 дня назад +110

      @@Novastar.SaberCombatno one nose 👃 who they are

    • @EUROPA-THE-LAST-BATTL
      @EUROPA-THE-LAST-BATTL 23 дня назад

      They are the fake juice the ash kanazi!!
      Watch everyone EUROPA THE LAST BATTLE and Old world 0rder.

    • @ikikaera3402
      @ikikaera3402 23 дня назад +139

      Resetera lmfao. A blacklist from that place is a badge of honor.

  • @BoredLikeHelI
    @BoredLikeHelI 23 дня назад +922

    "This game did suck, but it's a 6 out of 10"
    Dude....that doesn't make sense.

    • @ichigokage
      @ichigokage 23 дня назад +130

      6/10 to any sane person would be about average. Most reviewers are too cowardly to give out honest scores.

    • @daktaklakpak5059
      @daktaklakpak5059 23 дня назад +86

      Thats why he's not a reviewer. You heard what he said, he doesn't care about the lore, the story, the old games, means continuity of the franchise. Of course his score is whack and makes no sense. By his measure, why even make another game in any franchise.

    • @flowerbloom5782
      @flowerbloom5782 23 дня назад +14

      @@ichigokagedude this is below is average. lol

    • @Sam-vk8xd
      @Sam-vk8xd 23 дня назад +79

      @@flowerbloom5782you mean is above average. 5 is average. 6 is above average.

    • @MrJanikkinG
      @MrJanikkinG 23 дня назад +8

      @@daktaklakpak5059 he went in there like 85% of potential players for the game would have started playing. Do you honestly think that the target audience for this game was people who are into dragon age, having played previous titles? The percentage of people who've played them, or were willing to invest time into the dragon age series thanks to the game's announcement is def a small amount compared to the new blood they could have reached. So why take it into account as a new player, if even the devs dont care?

  • @shivanSpS
    @shivanSpS 22 дня назад +16

    Before Dragon Age:
    EA if you close Bioware i swear to god...
    After Dragon Age:
    EA please close Bioware before they attempt to launch another Mass Effect, PLEASE! You know you want to.

  • @gamerkingdom1442
    @gamerkingdom1442 23 дня назад +815

    Good lord almighty, Joe looks so, DEPRESSED. I’ve never seen a game destroy a person like that, for just playing it!!

    • @sam805236
      @sam805236 23 дня назад +44

      Starfield launch lol?

    • @gamerkingdom1442
      @gamerkingdom1442 23 дня назад +44

      @ oh right, I kinda remember that….. still, he looks worse in this review.

    • @Stevo.100
      @Stevo.100 23 дня назад +8

      I've looked like that while playing games, but it's not my job so I stop playing it and then do something I enjoy.

    • @pafoa6terencereybernardoch63
      @pafoa6terencereybernardoch63 23 дня назад +17

      Watch his ride to hell retribution review

    • @twistednwarped314
      @twistednwarped314 23 дня назад +8

      Ride to hell redemption

  • @YanDaMan263
    @YanDaMan263 23 дня назад +698

    "This game did suck, its a 6/10".
    Sir...5/10 is average. To suck, you have to be beneath a 5.

    • @Apostate_ofmind
      @Apostate_ofmind 23 дня назад +68

      Math aint his forte aparently 😂

    • @fosphor8920
      @fosphor8920 23 дня назад +44

      Yeah his score resemble IGNs

    • @jspgm-l4m
      @jspgm-l4m 23 дня назад +11

      bold of you to assume the average game doesn't suck

    • @rainblue4789
      @rainblue4789 23 дня назад +35

      the amount of people that don't understand what "middle" means anymore, is somehow both not surprising and shocking LMAO

    • @onegirltwojackets2835
      @onegirltwojackets2835 23 дня назад +23

      IGN did damage to the game buy letting every company pay them off and raising the "average" to 7. Number reviews suck in general though.

  • @wavion2
    @wavion2 23 дня назад +579

    I think it's fair to take off extra points for destroying something that you loved. Like "Rings of Power" is 1/10. But if it wasn't based on "Lord of the Rings," it'd be a solid 3.

    • @mfitzger99
      @mfitzger99 23 дня назад +49

      For Joe 5 is an average game, this is below that. Also Joe is rating the story with it, while Asmon said he skipped a lot of the story. I think you're right, don't use the name if you can't live up to it, but I don't know how much of a factor it played here. This game is below average or bad, so 3 or 4.

    • @Haruka_May
      @Haruka_May 23 дня назад +29

      Even if it wasn't a series you loved I still think a 3 is deserved. A 6 should be a neutral game that you had some moderate amount of fun playing. It's a game that actively ruins your time and that deserves a 3.

    • @Pltr03
      @Pltr03 23 дня назад +1

      ​@@Haruka_May how can 6 be neutral?

    • @valkoroska2369
      @valkoroska2369 23 дня назад +11

      ​@@Pltr03How isnt 6 a neutral? 5-7 is neutral/meh 8 is good 9 is near perfect and everything under is just the opposite, from meh to gradual increase of pain

    • @AlphaOmega1237
      @AlphaOmega1237 23 дня назад +23

      ​@@Pltr03 Because 5 is average when you're grading on a scale of 1 to 10. 6 out of 10 is above average.
      This is how Joe has graded games for over a decade. It's also a much more logically coherent system than treating 7's as average like IGN or the education system does. Granted, the education system wants you to get the large majority of questions consistently correct, but IGN and game reviews don't get that excuse. 😅

  • @Ceivous
    @Ceivous 22 дня назад +19

    The combat became bearable when I started realizing how OP shield throwing is
    It's so crazy strong that you really never have to use your sword ever again which is stupid in its own right

  • @Stevo.100
    @Stevo.100 23 дня назад +1146

    This review was a "return to form" for Angry Joe.

    • @Stevo.100
      @Stevo.100 23 дня назад +130

      For those that haven't watched his review, I strongly recommend it, hilarious review, especially his opening skit.

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 23 дня назад +68

      It’s good to have the guy back in angry form

    • @Squall598
      @Squall598 23 дня назад +53

      He was absolutely gold in this review. I pretty much agree with him on the majority of it as well. Never seen so much retconning in a single game before. It's like half of inquisition didn't happen, the DLC's were completely ignored.

    • @wkcw1
      @wkcw1 23 дня назад +17

      His Starfield review is funny as well!

    • @RepeatedFails
      @RepeatedFails 23 дня назад +5

      Yeah sometimes they play it up dramatically, but this was all so genuine watching them play it

  • @MLove-b7s
    @MLove-b7s 23 дня назад +1603

    A 3 is fair

    • @xMrMayhemx
      @xMrMayhemx 23 дня назад +56

      especially since every review ever starts at 6.
      i think we should start rating stuff like 3 out of 10 people would not hate this game or something.

    • @rpgfel3371
      @rpgfel3371 23 дня назад +1

      Yes

    • @eternal_napalm6442
      @eternal_napalm6442 23 дня назад +18

      Indeed. It's not 0. A 3 is legit.

    • @Haruka_May
      @Haruka_May 23 дня назад +29

      Yep, there are no real merits to the game where it counts. The combat is half-decent but ruined by shitty design. The rest is a trainwreck.

    • @enkhbileg
      @enkhbileg 23 дня назад +5

      maybe thats why they call it a AAA game

  • @BrocklyBlunt
    @BrocklyBlunt 23 дня назад +425

    Veilguard is worse than all its predecessors. The 3/10 score is more than far for the amount of damage Veilguard did to the Dragonage series as a whole, we literally waited 10 years for this, and it couldn't even improve on anything. I feel like Bioware stole my money and ran.

    • @kkkk-uh1cu
      @kkkk-uh1cu 23 дня назад +14

      Development wise, it *was" going to be Fortnight, but Dragon Age before they scraped the project and started over... while reusing as many assets as possible... and without pretty much all of the key writers... headed by a sims designer... It sounds too absurd to be true, doesn't it?

    • @jpteknoman
      @jpteknoman 23 дня назад +12

      I want a refund for just watching the cringe and i didn't even buy the game.

    • @DdHenley307
      @DdHenley307 23 дня назад +2

      They told you that when they tried to hide reviews and handpicked reviewers. They knew you wouldn't like it and wanted your money. I'm stunned people still decided to buy it. Can't think of any situation where they blatantly lied and tried to hide stuff and people would still buy the product from them voluntarily

    • @slandry4664
      @slandry4664 23 дня назад

      ​@@jpteknomanI have a friend just like you. He's MAGA and watched all these reviews from right wing gamers and now he hates the franchise too without even have played it himself. I wish I could tell him he is a victim of propaganda, but it's useless to try. You can't convince someone who's being scammed, that they are being scammed.

    • @obnoxiousjumper279
      @obnoxiousjumper279 23 дня назад +10

      didnt even play it but feels like I've been robbed

  • @MrBeetsGaming
    @MrBeetsGaming 22 дня назад +9

    I just saw an article titled "If you're unhappy with Dragon Age: The Veilguard, you've only got yourselves to blame".....

    • @Cultist-of-Ukotoa
      @Cultist-of-Ukotoa 22 дня назад

      that is partly correct, our tolerance has let things get this bad.

    • @IAmebAdger
      @IAmebAdger 22 дня назад +1

      True, for buying it. Shouldn't have bought it.

  • @masterofsloth4349
    @masterofsloth4349 23 дня назад +427

    2:16 he is definitely right as a dragon age fan i feel like a star wars fan right now

    • @jgjtpw
      @jgjtpw 23 дня назад +27

      I still feel betrayed by Disney...

    • @shaunflinn1002
      @shaunflinn1002 23 дня назад +1

      Oof 😅

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 23 дня назад +10

      Dude if you were an actual dragon age fan you would have checked out after origins, the only game worth anything in this series.
      2 was a piece of shit because EA wanted to turn it into fantasy mass effect and make it a hack n slash with copy and pasted dungeons but thankfully that failed but the game was still dark fantasy and had decent ideas that could have been fixed with a sequel.
      Inquisition is even worse than 2 and all the DEI bullshit we see in veilguard has roots on full display in inquisition, Krem another trans character from inquisition is also annoying and forced (long story short Krem is a tomboy who wants to be a man but when asked if she would be given magic that would let her change completely she says no I don't want that magic anywhere near me, you aren't fucking trans then Krem you are a tomboy period) but it was but a mere sample of what we got with trash (in calling her that because she is trash) in veilguard.

    • @argosbrave6415
      @argosbrave6415 23 дня назад +15

      @@delta2372Inquisition was fine from this perspective, and a good game IMO. They didn’t make sacrifices to make way for inclusion... If you have to reference a character as minor & obscure as Krem to rant about, you may be a bit lost in the anti-woke sauce

    • @SteveHinkley1971
      @SteveHinkley1971 22 дня назад +1

      Yea Disney was the death of everything. Not old Disney, new woke pdf friendly Disney

  • @TheBasedSociety
    @TheBasedSociety 23 дня назад +867

    i got permabanned from the steam forum for merely saying the game was developed for tourists by people who resent gamers
    LMFAO

    • @HassanSabbaku
      @HassanSabbaku 23 дня назад +91

      They hated you because you spoke the truth 😔

    • @Jaco._.
      @Jaco._. 23 дня назад +34

      Yeah that forum is just filled with BioWare fanboys even if point out fair criticism they will bash you and say you’re wrong.

    • @aoihitori
      @aoihitori 23 дня назад +18

      Classic, I'm always got censored everytime I'm saying what should be in the News. You can't answer questions with right answers anymore. You had to lie or pretend to be clueless to let your comments exist in every platform.

    • @atlanteean
      @atlanteean 23 дня назад +19

      I got banned from Dragon Age Facebook group when I posted videos showing how they butchered the lore

    • @Jaco._.
      @Jaco._. 23 дня назад +13

      @@atlanteean they don’t want discussion they just want to be in a echo chamber.

  • @shuikai272
    @shuikai272 23 дня назад +100

    Taash is such a terrible role model. The way it treats it's mom is terrible.

    • @ClassicLaraCroft
      @ClassicLaraCroft 23 дня назад +27

      "The way it treats its mom is terrible" 😂😂😂😂

    • @shuikai272
      @shuikai272 23 дня назад +11

      @@ClassicLaraCroft At least pull your mom aside later, rather than having an outburst in front of everyone like a petulant child. So we're just teaching kids that having zero emotional maturity is a good thing.

    • @ClassicLaraCroft
      @ClassicLaraCroft 23 дня назад +14

      @shuikai272 No, no, no. The "it" and "it's" is what killed me in your comment. 😂
      But yes, I agree!

    • @shuikai272
      @shuikai272 23 дня назад +2

      @@ClassicLaraCroft its non binary bro 😂

    • @Eins3467
      @Eins3467 23 дня назад +13

      Calling that thing it is better.

  • @FriskyMeerkat
    @FriskyMeerkat 23 дня назад +19

    I heard people lowering the difficulty to easy, just so the fights would be over quicker, cause they were so boring.

  • @ColonelArnold
    @ColonelArnold 23 дня назад +321

    0:12 he should sue BioWare to cover his medical cost lol

    • @Yor_gamma_ix_bae
      @Yor_gamma_ix_bae 23 дня назад +5

      Is it just me or do other people want to see these old great game companies just shut down so they don’t keep doing this shit? Angry Joe is 100% right , it fucks with your memory of previous games.
      Just close BioWare already, stop it. Let the ips die.

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 23 дня назад +1

      He probably got that when Trump won

  • @Falcons8455
    @Falcons8455 23 дня назад +286

    Asmon calling it a 6/10 shows how out of touch he is. its a 3 at best

    • @StRanGerManY
      @StRanGerManY 23 дня назад +30

      Among is using 5 to 10 scale, as game journalists do. 7 is average, 8 is good. 6 is bad. 5 is dogshit, and I didn't see ign even rating any AAA as 5 or below ever.

    • @smithers4420
      @smithers4420 23 дня назад +39

      Then he's stupid. That system makes no logical sense

    • @nloadergd9193
      @nloadergd9193 23 дня назад +5

      the game is a 6/10. its the writing and story thats a 3/10

    • @smithers4420
      @smithers4420 23 дня назад +12

      @@nloadergd9193 which is a part of the game....

    • @snintendog
      @snintendog 23 дня назад

      @@nloadergd9193 the game is a 2/10 the story is 1/10. have you seen the Broken ass game?

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow 23 дня назад +317

    1.5 hour boss fight with 3 dragons... damn.. 🤨

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 23 дня назад +35

      And it wasn't fun from the looks of it.

    • @codysellers4151
      @codysellers4151 23 дня назад +3

      @@lmno567 coming from someone who likes VG, it’s not a very fun fight. lol. Beforehand you fight two normal dragons at once, that fight is far more fun and engaging.

    • @CommanderHerps
      @CommanderHerps 23 дня назад +7

      ​@@lmno567It wasn't had very few attack patterns and a crazy inflated HP pool kill one of two popped out kill two oh three now. Boring fight

    • @cloud132456
      @cloud132456 23 дня назад +2

      As someone who also played a warrior and did that fight, he had to have been on like max difficulty with a shit build because I melted all there of those phases in like 3-7 minutes. fight wasn't even 10 minutes long on normal.

    • @neruz1984
      @neruz1984 23 дня назад +3

      It's a lot less of a pain in the ass if you use your ranged attack, especially if you have shield bounces, as the shield will bounce between the heads and hit them multiple times for absurd amounts of damage.
      It's still a terrible fight, but you know, less terrible if you remember you have a ranged attack.

  • @TheSkelzore
    @TheSkelzore 22 дня назад +5

    10:33 you're just ignoring an aspect of the review process then. You can't just rate a direct sequel and continuation of an "anthology" of games on its very own merits. It has to be based on what it does when continuing the story as well...

    • @graywarden2178
      @graywarden2178 13 часов назад

      Agreed. as a stand alone game or a extremely casual player of the previous games it is a 5 or 6 out of 10 but as the 4th sequel of the whole deep lore franchise its a 3.. or even a 2 out of 10.

  • @sonmaianh7686
    @sonmaianh7686 23 дня назад +764

    He defended DEI for years. And now his favorite game got done by it. Leopard ate his face.

    • @Wertzuio
      @Wertzuio 23 дня назад +100

      RIPBOZO

    • @Isaak-eo6tr
      @Isaak-eo6tr 23 дня назад +163

      That’s what happens when you shill for years like all these other greedy youtubers

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 23 дня назад +208

      Makes one wonder if he'll ever self-reflect enough to realize that he was part of the problem that led to this. Highly doubt it, but just maybe seeing his favorite game franchise butchered beyond recognition by HIS agenda might slap enough sense back into him to realize that this is exactly what he claimed to have wanted for years...but never truly did.

    • @tomk8350
      @tomk8350 23 дня назад +9

      Where?

    • @emeritus666
      @emeritus666 23 дня назад +189

      I’ll never forget that Angry Joe was pretty much in full support of Anita Sarkeesian back in 2013-14, Joe lambasted gamers and told everyone that ‘they’ will never take away hot and cool characters and power fantasies.
      While I’m glad Joe is now giving trash the ratings they deserve (Star Wars included) I have little respect for his takes as a whole.

  • @roftar
    @roftar 23 дня назад +369

    3/10? That's an insult to everything rated 3/10.

    • @mysticstrikeforce5957
      @mysticstrikeforce5957 23 дня назад +2

      what you love that game

    • @roftar
      @roftar 23 дня назад +19

      ​@@mysticstrikeforce5957 ... I said "rating that game 3/10 is insulting to everything rated 3/10". How did you come to that conclusion?

    • @roftar
      @roftar 23 дня назад +1

      @@AsogiMK Yeah but when one of the key component of a game, in this case the writing, is garbage. Even with the best graphic and the best gameplay. You can't save it.

    • @kellywilson137
      @kellywilson137 23 дня назад +2

      @@roftar From what I can tell it is functional and looks ok ignoring art direction.
      Joe gives Non functional games 0 or 1 MindJack and Sonic FreeRiders.
      3 is Fair review consistent with the rest of his reviews.

    • @redstarstorm2599
      @redstarstorm2599 23 дня назад

      😂 lol

  • @Jimmybreezee92
    @Jimmybreezee92 23 дня назад +184

    Joe brought a funny point,characters using she not they referring tash again if you choose her to die in the final battle

    • @ichigokage
      @ichigokage 23 дня назад +40

      Yup. Isabela funny enough for her massive showy apology of Pulling a Bharv or however you spell it.

    • @LocherYT
      @LocherYT 23 дня назад +89

      Once the trans person dies, their original identity is unshackled and free and they can be honored by their state at birth again

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart 23 дня назад +13

      ​@@LocherYT😂😂😂

    • @orakaa
      @orakaa 23 дня назад +22

      ​@@LocherYTYou can't dead name a dead person 😂

    • @ElGrabnar
      @ElGrabnar 23 дня назад +1

      Certified "His name is Robert Paulson" move I guess.

  • @joedangelo5640
    @joedangelo5640 19 дней назад +1

    On later game content, the game was made for the Mage class. Once you get the epic Necro staff, you can constantly fire off abilities. That's because the epic necro staff powers your spells by life, not mana. BUT, you can leech life off kills (both with the staff and I *think* the skill tree). So, it's essentially unlimited ability casts, limited only by the cool down time; which between 3 is minimal.
    Bonus? Yes. You don't take damage while the spell casting animation is happening.
    I beat the final boss w/o a single health potion. X,B,A...X,B,A... over and over again - with one hand.
    Double Bonus? It's easy to get the epic necro staff. Just get the highest reputation with the vendor at the Necropolis and he will sell it to you.

  • @Emanance
    @Emanance 23 дня назад +99

    I don’t see how Asmon always complains about games journalist ratings not using a 5/10 scale properly as average, but then says this game is above average with a 6/10.

    • @juan0808
      @juan0808 23 дня назад +16

      He said it himself. He doesn't care about the characters, the writing or the story. If you don't engage with 70% of an RPG. And just engage with the average combat you will think the game is average.

    • @urekmazino6800
      @urekmazino6800 23 дня назад +5

      ​@@juan0808that's ridiculous lol

    • @jgsource552
      @jgsource552 23 дня назад +22

      @@juan0808 the combat is beyond garbage and the boss fights are even worse, it's a 3/10 max

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart 23 дня назад +2

      ​@@juan0808that'd make it a 5, average being the middle of both numbers.

    • @michelecastellotti9172
      @michelecastellotti9172 20 дней назад

      ​@@AedanBlackheartno, lol.
      Between 3 and 6 there are 2 numbers: 4 and 5, meaning that the average between 3 and 6 its 4.5, not 5

  • @BuenButter6211
    @BuenButter6211 23 дня назад +150

    goddamn, poor Joe
    at this point Veilguard is like a fucking cursed game

  • @newtonianromance
    @newtonianromance 23 дня назад +1062

    Asmongold going deep defending his 6/10 rating haha. No way it's 6.

    • @Dexter0170
      @Dexter0170 23 дня назад +156

      I can’t believe asmon giving this game 6/10 😂

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 23 дня назад +201

      It's a 6 cause he ignores huge parts of the game that make it much worse.

    • @joevaldez4889
      @joevaldez4889 23 дня назад +115

      It's because he has no attention to any details, his only focus is combat lmao.

    • @Phrosnite
      @Phrosnite 23 дня назад +57

      Yeah and he says Outlaws is worse when the game has similar strengths and weaknesses... Not to mention he played this for 71 hours... meanwhile he dropped Stellar Blade.
      His ratings of games are super off in both directions. I watch him for entertainment and to see the drama in gaming. Expecting to get an accurate assessment of game from him is a fools errand. The sad thing is other video game youtubers are also pretty bad at that. At least we can always see the first 5-10 hours of a game and decide whether it's worth purchasing.

    • @alfieshepherd6522
      @alfieshepherd6522 23 дня назад +43

      ​@@GigglingStoners He says he only cares about the combat, but the combat is mediocre at best, how can you say a game is 6/10 (above avarge) when it only has 1 half decent element & everything else is crap?

  • @oldwilly7594
    @oldwilly7594 22 дня назад +2

    all classes feel like a combo point generator and it's very dull/boring, rogues get stamina, warriors get rage and mages get mana, but the resource mechanic works exactly the same for all classes, auto attack, generate resource. It's especially bad with mage since when they block, it consumes your mana, so if you block instead of dodging, you will never be able to cast any spell that requires mana.

  • @Warlord4Hikage
    @Warlord4Hikage 23 дня назад +1172

    Normal person: 0/10
    Angry person: 3/10
    Asmonbald: 6/10

    • @forwardghost_
      @forwardghost_ 23 дня назад +119

      Asmon seems to try and kiss some ass at times

    • @Tyronom
      @Tyronom 23 дня назад +61

      He has 70h in this game, you know he loves it.

    • @LontEnCaras
      @LontEnCaras 23 дня назад +85

      I would give it a 2/10.
      two points for impressive hair, and nice backgrounds. That's it.

    • @LaCroix05
      @LaCroix05 23 дня назад +5

      @@forwardghost_ Did you even play the video to see his reasoning?

    • @d3mona
      @d3mona 23 дня назад +5

      Everyone need to do something like playing thought a shittie game while they wait for poe2

  • @Dazalli
    @Dazalli 23 дня назад +94

    If you're doing a 10 point scale where 10 is perfect and 0 is horrible. 6 would be above average, 5 is average, 3 sucks. If you can't say anything nice about it, its insane to say something is a 6 out of 10. That's some IGN level bs right there.

    • @miken3963
      @miken3963 23 дня назад +2

      0 would be unplayable. The Veilguard is shit, but it has some kind of storyline, reasonably connected game mechanics and decent graphics. I've played some truly shitty Kickstarter and amateur games back when I had more free time, and 6/10 is fairly reasonable for a game that looks OK, plays fine and doesn't crash every 2.3 minutes. Veilguard isn't good, but it's above average. Because the majority of games in existence are worse.
      The other thing is that you shouldn't waste your time on average games. Especially if they're sold at AAA prices. I don't have that much free time now, so if I'm playing a game (and paying $60 for it), it better be some 9-10/10 stuff like Black Myth Wukong.

    • @theWebWizrd
      @theWebWizrd 23 дня назад +1

      ​@@miken3963 Exactly. What is an 'average quality' game? Realistically, there are so many extremely bad games out there that the average quality game is very bad.

  • @DrFrankenschtein
    @DrFrankenschtein 23 дня назад +124

    Guys, these developers resent and hate us. They're farming our outrage and frustration. It's time to just move on to developers that aren't _intentionally ruining your beloved franchises_

    • @CiroccoDruid
      @CiroccoDruid 23 дня назад +4

      It's 100% a marketing tactic. I keep hearing people say things like, "How could a developer be dumb enough to go on an anti-gamer Twitter rant?" Obviously, they're not being dumb. They're doing it because -- at least for a while there -- it was an easy way to stir up outrage, to get the gaming press on their side and become a cause celebre on the left. Regular gamers, meanwhile, didn't care, so it was a net win. But now regular gamers are starting to care, so the hack isn't working as well, and they'll move on to something else.

    • @KE-yq2eg
      @KE-yq2eg 23 дня назад +2

      The gaming industry is being overrun by activists. I'm sure there's some devs on the team that did not want this but don't want to lose their job or be sent to HR. They're essentially being held at gun point if they don't virtue signal. Everyone who agrees with these decisions thinks they're doing something for the greater good. Evil disguised as good.

  • @rockowlgamer631
    @rockowlgamer631 14 дней назад +2

    10:35 That's why you gave it a 6/10, cause you don't care WHY or HOW Dragon Age series became popular.

  • @Jacques-vh4mu
    @Jacques-vh4mu 23 дня назад +430

    Man endured hell

    • @mozzarellamaniac6300
      @mozzarellamaniac6300 23 дня назад +8

      🫡

    • @821lancevance
      @821lancevance 23 дня назад

      Joe worshiped woke for a while and refused to admit to woke propaganda but now he feels the winds a changing so now he is anti woke now

    • @johnpreston230
      @johnpreston230 23 дня назад +2

      Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

    • @HamletTwin
      @HamletTwin 23 дня назад +3

      I mean he did play through Ride to Hell Redemption, so he's used to it 😂

  • @nicholascowling7052
    @nicholascowling7052 23 дня назад +153

    Asmon: This game sucked!
    Also Asmon: This game is a 6 out of 10.
    Implying that something sucks does no mean it deserves a better score than 5 which is okay.

    • @hartyewh1
      @hartyewh1 23 дня назад +6

      7/10 is the limit of should anyone play it. 6/10 is pointless, worthless and whatever.

    • @snintendog
      @snintendog 23 дня назад +12

      @@hartyewh1 nah 1-4/10 is Unredeemable for ANY REASON. A story SO BAD you cant play it since its integrated so heavily into the game and it CANT be Ironically Enjoyed, Gameplay Buggy AF Game BREAKING Literally Unplayable.
      5-7/10 Mediocre and okay games can be redeemed in some way. Even Horrible playing games and stupid stories are here but its just done poorly but not DESTROY YOUR HUMANITY BAD.
      8-10/10 Good Games
      11+/10 A game that will never exist.

    • @sakaaali
      @sakaaali 23 дня назад +2

      He's using the IGN scoring system

    • @won1853
      @won1853 23 дня назад +2

      Idk about Asmon but I always give a 5+ rating if I finish the movie/game/show.
      1-4: So bad I couldn't even finish it.
      5: I finished it but I hated every moment of it.
      6: Bad
      7: Alright / ok for killing time.
      8: Good
      9: Masterpiece
      10: My personal all time favorites
      So I'd probably also give Veilguard a 6 if I played it.

    • @FalkFlak
      @FalkFlak 23 дня назад

      ​​​​​@@won1853that's a 1-7 scoring system though not 1-10.
      Joes even explains once in a while how to use 10 numbers in a 1-10 span.
      To many people got spoiled by corrupt game magazins which are contractual obligated to not give less than 6 and so destroyed a correct assessment.

  • @sirdamned9272
    @sirdamned9272 23 дня назад +256

    When Asmon says "I think this is a 6 out of 10 game," what he's really saying is "I have garbage tastes."

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart 23 дня назад +35

      I mean LOOK at him lol

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 23 дня назад +40

      More like, "I'm completely ignoring huge parts of the game that make it a 3/10"

    • @h3lol
      @h3lol 23 дня назад +11

      hes tired of all the hate hes getting from tourists and decided to fence sit this one is my guess.

    • @off6848
      @off6848 23 дня назад +13

      Yeah in what world. I guess he just doesn't mind bad writing if gets a graphically good button masher dodge/roll/attack brainrotter

    • @arkhost224
      @arkhost224 23 дня назад +33

      He played wow for years... of course his taste is shit

  • @acidstorm001
    @acidstorm001 17 дней назад +2

    No way that game is a 6/10 bro. 3/10 was spot on. I was a Dragon Age fan and this travesty to this series was tantamount to blasphemy.

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 23 дня назад +337

    This is why you should identify as No-buynary when buying this game.

    • @griffinarcher2911
      @griffinarcher2911 23 дня назад +11

      10 seconds? Aint no way this isn't a bot

    • @VygoUwU
      @VygoUwU 23 дня назад +5

      Thats actually a good one loll

    • @prickly_procyonids
      @prickly_procyonids 23 дня назад +9

      @griffinarcher2911 It’s absolutely a bot. Comments get pushed hard by the algorithm on every video I watch.

    • @griffinarcher2911
      @griffinarcher2911 23 дня назад +6

      @@prickly_procyonids VygoOG is a bot too btw. Purchased an account that has 2m subs and only 6 vids. They really think we're stupid lmao

    • @xavierhouston4650
      @xavierhouston4650 23 дня назад +1

      I’m already sanesexual and my pronouns are… well… Humans have eyes, don’t we?

  • @malinko35
    @malinko35 23 дня назад +218

    Zack giving this game 6/10 broke me, that's way too high

    • @skyguyflyinghigh
      @skyguyflyinghigh 23 дня назад +33

      for real, in one breath "the game sucks" and in another literally saying it's above average, since 5 is average so by calling it a 6 you're saying it's above average, wild.

    • @MWBalls
      @MWBalls 23 дня назад +6

      I can see the argument that good graphics and a functional combat system, alongside atrocious writing and the grape of everything the franchise stood for results in a 6/10.
      I strongly disagree with it, but I can see how somebody with zero investment in the franchise comes to that conclusion.

    • @off6848
      @off6848 23 дня назад +11

      In my opinion he doesn't have good taste in games he kind of average dodge/roll/sneak attack enjoyer. That formula to me is brainrot but I understand some people are straight addicted to that kind of thing like crack I have many friends who are into nothing but Souls type games.

    • @tj3423
      @tj3423 23 дня назад +2

      6/10 is fair, it's mediocre, nobody gets excited for a 6/10. It's not like the game was buggy mess like Cyberpunk at launch, so it literally functions correctly as a game, also has nice visuals. A review of a game should be every aspect of the game combined, not just giving it lower score because you hate the story or it doesn't live up to the franchise

    • @gtfffv
      @gtfffv 23 дня назад +16

      @@tj3423 5/10 is perfectly average, 6 is slightly above average. No way in hell this garbage is slightly above average lmao

  • @Karathos
    @Karathos 23 дня назад +130

    Imagine if back when they made Skyrim, in the middle of a feast at Windhelm one of the characters stands up at the table. "UHHH... IS THIS ALE VEGAN? I CAN'T PROCESS SOME TYPES OF HOPS VERY WELL AND I GET TUMMY ACHES". Then, after people really don't like that, Bethesda writers act shocked like they can't figure out why people are saying it's immersion breaking.
    It's just bad, and it was made to be a political soapbox rather than a good RPG. The fact Joe gave it a 3/10 blows any argument of "grifting" out of the water.

    • @wdf70
      @wdf70 22 дня назад +4

      an NPC to top Nazeem in amount of times players "auto-save."

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust 22 дня назад +4

      people don't need "grifters" to know that aggressive wokeness in the game is terrible.

    • @rafadylewski7190
      @rafadylewski7190 22 дня назад

      Bad analogy unfortunately, since lorewise TES brand of Wood Elves are religiously forbidden from consuming any plant matter - even wearing cloth derived from processed plant fibres is haraam in their culture.
      They famously get high by smoking ground-up venomous insects in pipes made from hollowed-out bones.

    • @Kepora1
      @Kepora1 22 дня назад

      Crying "grifter" is the same as all the -ists and -phobes the left uses. They all mean the same thing - "I can't argue or deny your point so I'm just going to smear you"

    • @ozmul5810
      @ozmul5810 21 день назад +2

      Sheezus now I'm imagining a Modern audience Skyrim. I mean right off the back... Choice to Join the Empire or the Storm cloaks, GONE. Can't have the player deciding to back Colonialism. A word that will come out of Ulfric Storm Cloaks mouth allot. " I fight for a free Skyrim. Free from the corrupt capitalist empire. Free from elven Colonialism, I fight agents an Empire that forces us to create places like the Grey quarter and oppress the dark elves."
      The Khajiits are now able to go into the Cities and get along with the Argonian's and Dunmer. Who are now super sorry for enslaving them.
      Yah might hear from a Dunmer. "We can't be racist, We lack the power and Privilege in these lands. If you want to see a racist elf, look to the High Elve Colonialist."
      Then have an Altmer say something like. "We don't hate human's, we just want to make Altmora Great again.
      Oh and the Dragon Born is constantly side lined by Lydia now (who you have no choice but to bring with you everywhere). When she isn't telling you how to solve all the easy puzzles, THEY are Constantly going on about how There Nonbinary now because woman can't be fighters. Least until Dawn Guard where Lydia is replaced by Serana, who is now a Massive Girl Boss that does everything wile you watch.
      For instance, She telepathically tells you how to solve the puzzle to release her, defeats all the vampires there, gets you out of Volkahar Castle. Later it is she who saves the Moth Priest and she is the one who reads the Elder scroll. She is the one who opens the gate into the Soul Carn and defeats Durnehviir to releases her mother. Lastly she is the one to receive Aureals Bow and uses it to kill Harkon.
      Wait did you think you would get an option to Join the Vampires? Nope! Because Harkon is a White male and Isran is quick to say that.
      "Harkon is a white Nord (have the specify that because there now nonwhite Nord's too... yet no white, Red Guards)) who is crazy. He wants to get the Bow of Aureal so he can shoot the sun and make the light go away. Oh and I know Serana is a vampire too but who am I to judge a victim of Assault. In my book that makes Harkon the only villain here. Doesnt help the fact that Harkon also supports the Colonialist Empire and the High Elves."
      To put the pin on the top. You still can't Merry Serana because she's already engaged to an obvious Self Insert character of one of the female writers.

  • @fenwild1000
    @fenwild1000 21 день назад +1

    In 2024, "No DLC planned," is western dev shorthand for "we know this is going to flop, cash out on preorders and sales and dip." There have been very few exceptions to that playbook.

  • @Slitheringpeanut
    @Slitheringpeanut 23 дня назад +95

    First, they DID reboot the entire DA lore. Every country that you played in until VG is destroyed, taken over by the blight. They're gone, nothing you did there matters anymore. As for Mass Effect, it's already destroyed. The ending of 3? Andromeda? The same execs who greenlit those choices are STILL at Bioware.

    • @matthewcarroll2533
      @matthewcarroll2533 22 дня назад +6

      exactly, no hope for ME...

    • @TheLurker1647
      @TheLurker1647 22 дня назад +1

      Andromeda was pretty good

    • @Lyoko42o
      @Lyoko42o 22 дня назад

      Lmfaoo no ​@@TheLurker1647

    • @AChungusAmongUs
      @AChungusAmongUs 21 день назад +7

      @@TheLurker1647 Andromeda could've been good. There were some cool ideas, like the focus on exploration and survival on a new frontier, but why was the Andromeda galaxy so much more boring than ours? The aliens sucked and the ancient technology that was literally everywhere felt like a lazy facade over a gimmicky game design.

    • @MrThirtyH
      @MrThirtyH 20 дней назад

      Soo... It sounds to me like they just wanted to make their OWN Sci-fi and Fantasy games but didn't think their own writing was going to sell copies. So they just piggybacked off of successful franchises, and ended up ruining them.
      Tale as old as time that I'm getting really GD sick of hearing.

  • @invaderjoshua6280
    @invaderjoshua6280 23 дня назад +126

    The game punched him for misgendering some of the characters. Remember it teaches physical punishment for mis rendering with Taash.

    • @jaslikeswater
      @jaslikeswater 23 дня назад +2

      hold up, are you going to video games for educational purposes? dont you guys want this game to be more violent and all that?

    • @chillpengeru
      @chillpengeru 23 дня назад +18

      ​@@jaslikeswaterDefinitely not going to a video game to be lectured about real life 2024 gender politics.

    • @h.a.9880
      @h.a.9880 23 дня назад +7

      @@jaslikeswater No one goes for games for educational purposes and that's exactly the problem. Many modern games in general and this game in particular smash you over the head with lectures and sermons about as subtle as a sledgehammer-blow to the face.
      The politics aren't even the main issue, it's the way how poorly they are handled, how poorly they are portrayed and how patronizingly and condescendingly they are delivered. Veilguard also gives you barely a way to opt out of that shit. You might not have to make your character non-binary, but you can't choose not to take Taash as a companion and her entire shtick is thrown in your lap regularly, whether you want to or not. It also feels like your only options when that shit pops up is choosing between "Fervent support for Taash" and "Lukewarm support for Taash". Believe me, if there was an option "Tell Taash to shut the fuck up and stop bothering peopel with her petty, self-centered, self-indulgent bullshit", the game would have been received a whole lot better.
      The problem isn't the presence of politics in a game, it's the presence of poorly handled implementation of politics in a game, that talks down to the player.
      A lot of people enjoy vidya that makes them think or that shines a light on important topics, Deus Ex was popular for a reason... the problem is when untalented hacks make a game that is a vehicle to peddle an ideology first, a way to cash in on a title's brand-recognition second and a game third or forth down the list of priorities.
      I, like many, don't like the idea of paying money for a game that then tells me "Agree to this agenda or be labeled a fascist." Especially when the game's no fun.

    • @RedMage117
      @RedMage117 23 дня назад +2

      ​@@h.a.9880 Exactly right. In the past DA games, you could get rid of party members you didn't like. But they no longer allow that in this game....for SOME strange reason. We all know why and the fact that they had to do that shows how much they wanted to cram their agenda down our throats. Its a game meant to be enjoyed...but this is not enjoyable. This is what people mean by "woke" games being miserable. It has nothing to do with diversity or inclusion and everything to do with the forced presentation and condescending delivery.

    • @h.a.9880
      @h.a.9880 23 дня назад

      @@RedMage117 Not allowing you to ditch any party member might have at least something to do with Bioware cutting costs. When you can replace or remove companions, the game has to allow you to branch out in certain narrative ways, so it does lead to more stuff that needs to be made to properly allow that to happen.
      Kinda like dungeons become more and mroe linear in Elder Scrolls games. You'd have crazy elaborate labyrinths in Morrowind, then some branches and loops in Oblivion and basically one long tunnel from A to B in Skyrim.
      The reason back then was publishers hated the idea that programmers would create a level that only a fraction of players would actually explore. It's inefficient from their point of view.
      Could be similar here, that not being able to swap out companions was at least partially founded on not wanting to waste dev-time on content only some parts of the playerbase would ever see...
      ...but then again: They force their agenda down your throat and the key character to do that is Taash. So not being able to remove her is most likely by choice to support "tHe MeSsAgE".

  • @MostafaZeinali
    @MostafaZeinali 23 дня назад +94

    I like how people do not acknowledge the existence of Andromeda and are like, "ohh, they might destroy ME!!" THEY HAVE ALREADY DESTROYED MASS EFFECT!! WITH ANDROMEDAAAA!! They might destroy "Shepard"... That's gonna be sad...

    • @legaiaflame
      @legaiaflame 23 дня назад +4

      Mass Effect Andromeda was not bad. It was its own thing. Sort of like an adventure story pioneering and exploring new regions of space. It wasn't meant to be a continuation of the "main" Mass Effect story. It's basically a side story.

    • @MostafaZeinali
      @MostafaZeinali 23 дня назад +21

      @@legaiaflame In my opinion, both alone, and compared to other ME entries, it was VERY bad. No interesting character, be it a companion or main character, no interesting or memorable story, planet, location, quest... I cannot remember a single one of my companions' names, cannot remember the name of my ship, any of the planets, any of the races, or story lines. So, in my opinion, it was really bad. It just had good crafting and OK combat. That's like 10 to 20% of what a good game should offer, if that.

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 23 дня назад +1

      Bruh... Andromeda is gold compared to this, it's not even close.

    • @3ericw
      @3ericw 23 дня назад +8

      I played all 3 original mass effects and did as much side quests as I could. I played Andromeda and was disgusted and quit within an hour

    • @legaiaflame
      @legaiaflame 23 дня назад

      @3ericw So if you quit within an hour you can't fairly judge the game. Since you haven't even played it!

  • @HarbingerOfRespite
    @HarbingerOfRespite 20 дней назад +2

    I'd just like to point out that the people who demand any sx scenes be heavily censored, and all females must wear burqas (exaggerating) are the same people who cheered when they found out TLoU2 had a backdoor/mudhut scene and BG3 had an intimate, but censored, scene with a bear.

  • @WhestaGames
    @WhestaGames 23 дня назад +246

    its like propaganda for kids with adult graphic.

    • @MamaSusansMoney
      @MamaSusansMoney 23 дня назад +5

      Where's the adult graphics then? this look PG 13.

    • @WhestaGames
      @WhestaGames 23 дня назад +2

      @MamaSusansMoney just watch the video. In some region, its considered adult content.

    • @neotronextrem
      @neotronextrem 22 дня назад +1

      Just like Call of Duty. The problem is that this propaganda sucks

    • @WhestaGames
      @WhestaGames 21 день назад +1

      @@neotronextrem forced propaganda sucked. It should be more subtle.

  • @memesenpai6321
    @memesenpai6321 23 дня назад +536

    7:27 a 6/10? I want whatever Asmon's smoking 🚬

    • @filipvadas7602
      @filipvadas7602 23 дня назад +66

      To be fair, Asmon , to my knowledge, hasn't really played the other games. If he was a long time fan like Joe he would have 100% been harsher on it.

    • @justinring3235
      @justinring3235 23 дня назад +115

      @@filipvadas7602 Also he has a much lower standard on what makes a good game lol Let's not forget he is a WoW player

    • @Schwaka
      @Schwaka 23 дня назад +36

      I think asmon skipped a lot of the story and dialogue and just rated it on gameplay.

    • @slandry4664
      @slandry4664 23 дня назад +3

      I'd give it a 8/10 , I find it hilarious how these right wing toxic gamers keep having to make excuses to hate this game " GUYS! I KNOW THE COMBAT LOOKS SUPER COOL AND THE VISUALS ARE STUNNING , BUT ITS SO BAD YALL. LIKE IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR 8 HOURS STRAIGHT AND ITS SO BAD. SOOO BAD YALL. "

    • @slandry4664
      @slandry4664 23 дня назад +4

      ​@@SchwakaI think the majority of people who shat out reviews the day after release did this.
      I'm happy reviews of actual fans are coming out now, and they are positive. This is a great game of youre a fan of dragon age story.

  • @vascamp4854
    @vascamp4854 23 дня назад +160

    AngryJoe is a big time liberal too. So kudos to him for being an honest liberal. That's rare.

    • @Xarthys
      @Xarthys 23 дня назад +39

      Him, OJ and Alex are pretty consistent on this. All they want are good games.

    • @ichigokage
      @ichigokage 23 дня назад +27

      Maybe he is but he’s been a consistent good judge on games for well over a decade.

    • @clayk4753
      @clayk4753 23 дня назад +18

      Is he? He seems sick of the woke stuff too and always critiques the liberal shows like hulk really low and points out how tired he is of the man hating

    • @codysellers4151
      @codysellers4151 23 дня назад +39

      Maybe honest liberals are more common than you wish to believe.
      Joe never really makes politics a big part of his reviews, I can only recall one time he did and that was years ago. At the end of the day he just wants whatever game he’s talking about to be good.

    • @Xarthys
      @Xarthys 23 дня назад +27

      @ being a liberal doesn’t automatically mean you’re pro “woke” tbf. Plenty of left leaning people are getting tired of it too.

  • @Heldermaior
    @Heldermaior 22 дня назад +3

    Well they could still fix the game. They just jeed some minor tweaks like rewrite the whole game, add proper evil path, actually, just redo the whole dialogue and RPG elements to be more consistent with the franchise. Just that really.

  • @KaiserNightcoreMusic
    @KaiserNightcoreMusic 23 дня назад +93

    Bro wasn't that Angry since Ride to Hell Retribution.

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 23 дня назад +23

      Nah, he was angrier then. This was disappointed Joe.

    • @axelcornejoaguilar6055
      @axelcornejoaguilar6055 23 дня назад +14

      "Fly off to the right and explode!"

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart 23 дня назад +5

      ​@@lmno567older angry joe

    • @cptepic5664
      @cptepic5664 23 дня назад +2

      He was pretty pissed at Suicide Squad.

  • @JakeTheStakeNowIn3D5024
    @JakeTheStakeNowIn3D5024 23 дня назад +71

    I think every dragon age fan was broken by this "game".

    • @xavierhouston4650
      @xavierhouston4650 23 дня назад +9

      Mortal Woke 1 broke me as an MK fan. Seeing this activated the ptsd.😂

    • @HDGaminTutorials
      @HDGaminTutorials 23 дня назад +9

      They take everything loved and shit on them it's wild

  • @axlelocke396
    @axlelocke396 23 дня назад +53

    Points should always be further docked for lore screwups. That includes character appearance and personality changes without explanations.

  • @tomstockman412
    @tomstockman412 17 дней назад +1

    7:23 "Game sucks, but it's 6/10"
    Game sucks but it's...above average? That's some IGN logic, where we reserve the top half of the scale for 'AAA' games no matter how bad they are.

  • @GelberDracheLP
    @GelberDracheLP 23 дня назад +219

    Ahhhh.....
    Mass Effect Andromeda?
    They already f up Mass Effect

    • @RaifSeverence
      @RaifSeverence 23 дня назад +12

      To be fair, Andromeda was made by Bioware Montreal. (Which was closed in 2017)
      Dragon age Veilguard, Like Anthem before it, was made by Bioware Edmundton.

    • @coreyward1253
      @coreyward1253 23 дня назад +9

      So they let the same team who made anthem make veilgaurd

    • @raphaelsouza5302
      @raphaelsouza5302 23 дня назад +13

      ​@@RaifSeverencetime to close another studio?

    • @HassanSabbaku
      @HassanSabbaku 23 дня назад +2

      ​@@RaifSeverencehopefully they close up soon too.

    • @IamthesonofSpardayo
      @IamthesonofSpardayo 23 дня назад

      Is Mass effect andromeda good?
      Is too woke?

  • @NPC-rq6vn
    @NPC-rq6vn 23 дня назад +76

    "Mom, can I have BG3 for Christmas?"
    "Now son, we have BG3 at home."
    BG3 at home:

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 23 дня назад +2

      D&D: Dark Alliance at home:

  • @Sgt_SealCluber
    @Sgt_SealCluber 23 дня назад +39

    When my buddy how loved Dragon Age said he was off to play Veilguard I immediately said "I'm sorry" without thinking, lol.

  • @zeriel0009
    @zeriel0009 22 дня назад +2

    Angry Joe blows my mind, he's woke to the point that he supported Anita Sarkeesian and alienated all Trump supporters. Now hes reeling back at the consequences of his choices.

  • @wolfrainexxx
    @wolfrainexxx 23 дня назад +82

    I'll bet Joe regrets defending the Game's Industry's "woke policies" back in 2020.

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 23 дня назад +26

      Doubt it. Once you start drinking the koolaid... I bet he doesnt even link the atrocious quality of the game with the ideology that he supports.

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 23 дня назад +2

      at least he kept getting money and would keep his position - which all would be lost if he taken the "wrong" side... and they would chase him to his real job (if he lost channel to GG shenaningans) too because they love destroying people's life even in real life...

    • @Senumunu
      @Senumunu 23 дня назад

      in 2 months from now he will be making excuses for a different woke slop product
      he is mexican and against the right and conservatives in principle

    • @Kisundeez
      @Kisundeez 23 дня назад +6

      There’s nothing wrong with being aware of discrimination, however woke policies are starting to become discriminatory

    • @cipherstormwolf14
      @cipherstormwolf14 23 дня назад +3

      @@Kisundeez As intended, it always starts with them having a point but that is only to get the food in.

  • @Granhier
    @Granhier 23 дня назад +53

    I can't fathom how he keeps calling it a 6, when he is giving a scathing review to pretty much all aspects of the game.
    A 6 because it's sometimes pretty, and music is okay?

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 23 дня назад +13

      He's calling it 6 cause he's ignoring huge parts of the game that make it much worse. It's a weird mentality to be sure.

  • @dr.shakib9961
    @dr.shakib9961 23 дня назад +65

    Good lighting, music and hair physics...
    Yeah 3/10 sounds about right.

  • @elfnino4878
    @elfnino4878 20 дней назад +1

    It hurt me too. I was so damn mad during Taash's character quests. Even when she's on your team she says a sexist comment: "I loosened the lid for you," insinuating that she's doing a man's job. It's so hard to get through, really. I'm finishing up the story now.

  • @XionicAihara
    @XionicAihara 23 дня назад +28

    oh no, there is zero shred of hope that Mass Effect is going to be good. Enjoy the original trilogy and just pretend anything after 3 doesn't exist.

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 23 дня назад

      Andromeda was more of a spinoff anyway.

    • @meddlingmage23
      @meddlingmage23 23 дня назад +1

      I pretend that there was only the first Mass Effect.

  • @wisp6826
    @wisp6826 23 дня назад +82

    Oh boy. He took pernament hp lose on this one.

  • @IHazPeppers
    @IHazPeppers 23 дня назад +76

    One does not react to Angry Joe without reacting to the whole video. 5 Points from Slytherin.

    • @realwolfingen8896
      @realwolfingen8896 23 дня назад +9

      angry joe deserves the views.

    • @TurboFist0
      @TurboFist0 23 дня назад

      Ravenclaw*

    • @agentsmith6161
      @agentsmith6161 22 дня назад +1

      Man of culture!

    • @hyro3292
      @hyro3292 22 дня назад +2

      On better side, people should go watch the video themselves, not through Asmon's reaction video.

  • @Dmanacyde5
    @Dmanacyde5 22 дня назад +1

    The real problem with AAA games is that its not the same dev teams that made the originals. The original franchises had heart and soul to them. They werent without their flaws but they felt unique and interesting. Now most AAA games just feel kind of the same.
    Even Elden Ring has that modern day AAA vibe, but FromSoft still stuck to the heart of what made their games unique.

  • @tmjzh
    @tmjzh 23 дня назад +31

    David Jaffe loves the new Star Wars and Dragon Age, and he continuously talks down to people that don't share his opinion on them.

    • @weplayvrgames
      @weplayvrgames 23 дня назад +1

      David jaffe is a relic , I'm sure he just goes against the flow for controversy sake now to get views

    • @Ironclad6661
      @Ironclad6661 23 дня назад +1

      Yes were grifters he calls us. Grifters for not liking Dragon Age.

    • @rpgadventurer32
      @rpgadventurer32 22 дня назад

      David Jaffe's opinions on anything are very unreliable.

  • @olbrandonlo
    @olbrandonlo 23 дня назад +46

    They are talking about Mass Effect being next like we didn't already get the shit show that was Mass Effect Andromeda. SMH

    • @p24ify
      @p24ify 23 дня назад

      Yeah Andromeda was so bad I quit gaming for 3 months

    • @Ryanspeanuty
      @Ryanspeanuty 23 дня назад +2

      You're right, absolutely right. Mass Effect Andromeda's story was real weak. However, the combat in that game was some of the best I had ever played. Definitely in a Mass Effect game, and was truly the part they improved the most.

  • @vorbo01
    @vorbo01 23 дня назад +127

    "Destroy that franchise next" does he not remember Andromeda?

    • @seanrookee
      @seanrookee 23 дня назад +43

      Andromeda was super disappointing without a doubt but it wasnt veilguard levels of bad.

    • @vorbo01
      @vorbo01 23 дня назад +24

      @seanrookee it was pretty abominably bad

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 23 дня назад +26

      Andromeda had issues, but the gameplay was fantastic, and it didn't retcon/explain 90 percent of the entire franchise's lore to be fundamentally worse by explaining everything with "this game's villain did it". Mass Effect Andromeda didn't kill my hope for the next game like Veilguard did with Dragon Age.

    • @seanrookee
      @seanrookee 23 дня назад +8

      ​@@vorbo01 agree to disagree. I still finished it and had a bit of fun with it. I'm not even gonna touch veilguard based on the crap I've seen. At the very least Andromeda didn't shove identity politics down my throat.

    • @willowispgaming1995
      @willowispgaming1995 23 дня назад +3

      It was mid but its a spin off so im not that mad about it

  • @leonardomoreira5928
    @leonardomoreira5928 20 дней назад +1

    I honestly think that the developers who created Dragon Age are no longer there and the current ones hate or are ashamed of what it represents, so they released a bad game to bury the franchise and not have to work with it anymore, now why does they feel this way in relation to the game we can only imagine

  • @switch3784
    @switch3784 23 дня назад +59

    I guess everyone forgot about Mass Effect: Andromeda? They already ruined Mass Effect. This is BioWare's THIRD failure in a row.

    • @aardwolf6668
      @aardwolf6668 23 дня назад +1

      I will never forget what they did to Mass Effect nor will I ever forgive them.
      Hell, for being so woke, getting an actual gay male romance option that isn't an afterthought and a nobody character is like pulling teeth. (Andromeda. Idk about Veilguard.)
      So they're not even doing woke well smh.

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 23 дня назад +1

      To be fair, it was more of a spin-off than a true sequel.

    • @ronnyhasebola9550
      @ronnyhasebola9550 23 дня назад +4

      Andromeda was just a spin-off of the series. It doesn't touch the lore of the main line mass effect, so it doesn't really affect the previous game, unlike the vailguard that retroactively destroys previous lore.

    • @ichigokage
      @ichigokage 23 дня назад +6

      To be fair to the Andromeda team: they only worked on ME3’s multiplayer before Andromeda and only had 18 months or so. Meanwhile Veilguard had damn near ten years. I can feel they at least attempted with Andromeda.

    • @Dohnjoe5940
      @Dohnjoe5940 23 дня назад +2

      I enjoyed Andromeda for what it was and actually liked the cast. The easter egg if collected all Ryder's memories about the reapers and such is a nice touch too, but yeah, not even close to the original trilogy.

  • @Kapselek0913
    @Kapselek0913 23 дня назад +58

    1:05 WTF IS THAT MY EYESSSS

  • @chriszan7005
    @chriszan7005 23 дня назад +35

    At this point if Mass Effect fails too, Bioware will be closed down.

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 23 дня назад +8

      More like when it fails.

    • @randybobandy9828
      @randybobandy9828 23 дня назад +5

      They should be done after this game... The sales were abysmal, wait until investors see their quarterly reports.. the layoffs will happen shorty

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 23 дня назад

      @randybobandy9828 The sales numbers are all over the place. I am hearing 1 mil in the first week and some j-off thinks it can pull 2 mil by now and 5 mil by the end of December.

    • @urekmazino6800
      @urekmazino6800 23 дня назад

      They're screwed already

    • @AVERAGEHUMAN22451
      @AVERAGEHUMAN22451 23 дня назад

      @@urekmazino6800 not really

  • @ericstorm5285
    @ericstorm5285 20 дней назад +3

    No one in the world is better than angry Joe at giving honest game reviews. He has saved me so much money the last 15 years.

  • @bud389
    @bud389 23 дня назад +40

    Lords of the Fallen shits all over Veilguard, are you even serious right now?

    • @anderskronquist9750
      @anderskronquist9750 21 день назад

      The first one was not good at all when it came out. On a pure technical level - as in push button and action happens, Veilguard was better (it also had better performance and stability). I personally like the storytelling better in LotF than in Veilguard, but let's not ignore the good sides of games we don't like. To me Veilguard shows that BioWare has a lot of talented artists in their departments, except for their writers, who either was told to make a story "for all audiences" (the lowest common denominator) or actually wanted to tell the story we see.
      Constant repetition, the story being very much on the nose and in your face - bleh. Make a good story, leave subtle undertones there for the player to find and do sidequests about if they're interested (sure, try to tease the player into being interested). Not everything has to be Elden Ring levels of obscured storytelling, but you don't have to have people incessantly talking about "hint hint I have a loyalty mission you need to do now!"
      If they wanted to do a softer and more inclusive RPG-lite, why force it into the Dragon Age world?

    • @a0000a1234
      @a0000a1234 21 день назад

      The new one is a good fans. Solid 7 out 8 in co op. Veil gas is a 2

    • @Azemys
      @Azemys 20 дней назад

      the new LoTF is actually a good game, asmon just sucks absolute shit at it so he thinks its terrible

  • @smolaether
    @smolaether 23 дня назад +34

    Taash is approaching the generator

  • @Madashell1200
    @Madashell1200 23 дня назад +48

    Poor Joe. Respect for him calling it like he saw it. Mass Effect is doomed: the Veilguard team are working on it.

    • @ZeroShaneBob
      @ZeroShaneBob 23 дня назад +1

      To be fair, there's a different director steering the ship for the next Mass Effect game, and they supposedly are bringing back veterans who worked on previous games. So, I don't think it's all doom and gloom quite yet. Plus, their team has the benefit of seeing what possibly didn't work with DA, and course correcting. The main worry at this point is if EA will even keep Bioware as a studio, or disband them because of DA:V's failure. Also, my own personal view is Mass Effect 5 or whatever it will be called, will probably be a mid to terrible game, but I I think there's possibly some hope for it.

    • @ZaZi-Zeta01
      @ZaZi-Zeta01 23 дня назад +3

      @@ZeroShaneBob One director and promises of traditions does not a game make.

    • @JoshDragRace0688
      @JoshDragRace0688 23 дня назад +6

      @@ZeroShaneBob Lol copium, doesn't matter who they bring in to make the game, HR is in charge at the end of the day and make the final say.
      Game will be trash.

  • @Quintessence4444
    @Quintessence4444 15 дней назад +4

    Asmon grades shit in a vacuum, AJ grades it as a sequel which it is. AJ is right here, DA had many games to improve from and instead they regressed.

  • @sinazace
    @sinazace 23 дня назад +24

    A 3/10 was generous for the amount of pain he endured.

  • @Lok-TM
    @Lok-TM 23 дня назад +25

    It's wonderful to see just about every single long-term holdout finally realize that ideology is in fact ruining everything you love.
    This is what will help drive the shift back towards normalcy and quality.

    • @Apostate_ofmind
      @Apostate_ofmind 23 дня назад +3

      Its always darkest before the dawn. Some people can only learn the hard way unfortunately...

  • @hBLUREYh
    @hBLUREYh 23 дня назад +85

    He said it's a 6 straight faced. You are out of your mind

    • @ApolloMcrib
      @ApolloMcrib 22 дня назад +8

      Why? It aligns perfectly with the political shit he believes in. This guy has always had bad takes.

    • @FlaqkoGTA
      @FlaqkoGTA 22 дня назад +1

      ​@@ApolloMcrib you rank a game lower because you don't agree with it politically?

  • @TheT0nedude
    @TheT0nedude 11 дней назад +2

    I didn't even bother sailing the high seas for this one. Waste of valuable drive space.

  • @RyanJamesOfficial
    @RyanJamesOfficial 23 дня назад +41

    Asmon, play Origins. You will understand why he gave this a 3.
    You seem to already understand, but understanding something is different than feeling the logic to your core.

    • @kielbasamage
      @kielbasamage 23 дня назад

      From what I hear, if it’s a good game he’ll stop playing after a few hours and never touch it again. If it’s bad, he’ll complete it.

    • @kkkk-uh1cu
      @kkkk-uh1cu 23 дня назад +1

      Origins is a pretty old game. There's a lot of modern fans that don't understand how advanced it was for its time, nor its roots in D&D. I don't think Asmongold would enjoy it.

    • @elunegracee
      @elunegracee 23 дня назад +1

      I played origins, Its just a Keep moving, fights happen automaticly, And it got pretty boring for me. Just click Your skills without thought And you win. Its like a novel that interrupts reading with boring fights, But Thats just me

    • @Veolfen
      @Veolfen 23 дня назад +3

      ​@@elunegracee absolutly not like this if you play above easy mode. Dragon age origins need prepartion and strategies for a lot of fights.
      If you walked through left clicking and controlling nothing, that just mean you played in easy like my 13 old little brother did back then

    • @elunegracee
      @elunegracee 23 дня назад

      ye i played on hard, But nice Try captain butthurt

  • @Octopugilist
    @Octopugilist 23 дня назад +21

    As much fun as it is to dunk on this game, you guys don't know how much it hurts to be a Dragon Age fan.
    I've played ALL of them up to Veilguard. (Origins/Awakening>2>Inquisition>>>>>>>>>Veilguard.) I've read every book, every comic. I have the Seeker movie on DVD. I've waited 10 years to see Inquisition's story resolved, see Solas', Flemeth's, and the Architect's stories resolved.
    Instead, I watched this game flop out like Ace Ventura slipping out of a rhinoceros

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 23 дня назад

      And I am dreading how Mass Effect is going to turn out.

    • @YaboitheCadian
      @YaboitheCadian 23 дня назад +4

      Im a star wars fan
      I'm a comics fan
      Im a warhammer fan
      Im mech warrior fan
      I know the pain i have lived through it all.

  • @theredheadwiththread1275
    @theredheadwiththread1275 23 дня назад +19

    The video didn't come out when people were still coping and seething, claiming "it's not that bad" but after it'd been out a while and it was socially acceptable for him to call a spade a spade.

    • @KingKRool91
      @KingKRool91 23 дня назад +6

      Iirc, when I was still subbed to AJ, he would always put out his reviews late, probably because he plays the games a lot before making his reviews.
      AJ might not be The Act Ma'am.

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 23 дня назад +3

      for some reasons you can't give bad scores to some games around the release, without getting blasted in return
      not bad as The Last of Us 2, but still terrible

  • @basedstreamingatcozy-dot-t7126
    @basedstreamingatcozy-dot-t7126 22 дня назад +4

    no shot Mass Effect is even going to be passable

    • @theyoungster33
      @theyoungster33 19 дней назад +1

      This scares us all..after seeing this, i dont have high hopes for the next ME title, i very much hope that i'm wrong even if it is straight up copium lmao.

  • @d0tsf0rlife
    @d0tsf0rlife 23 дня назад +18

    How tf are these companies not bankrupt yet?

    • @gamzillio
      @gamzillio 23 дня назад +1

      I think The Old Republic MMO is the only game keeping BioWare afloat. Other than that the studio would've been closed.

    • @NwahEnjoyer
      @NwahEnjoyer 23 дня назад +1

      Yeah That game is still pretty good so it makes sense​@@gamzillio

    • @glenmcl
      @glenmcl 23 дня назад

      Funding from BR, VG and SS

  • @thomaslamb8635
    @thomaslamb8635 23 дня назад +49

    How can you justify this garbage as a 6?
    How?

    • @spatrk6634
      @spatrk6634 23 дня назад +2

      from what i've seen combat and exploration is not actually that bad.
      its the story and dialogues that ruin it.

    • @Doppier
      @Doppier 23 дня назад +15

      @@spatrk6634 How is combat not bad? Did you miss the 30min brandead dragon boss fight in this video? The inflated HP fodder enemies to pad the playtime?

    • @spatrk6634
      @spatrk6634 23 дня назад +2

      @@Doppier yes i missed that.

  • @supermac5241
    @supermac5241 23 дня назад +23

    A 5 should be "it's alright give it a try"

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 23 дня назад +1

      Absolutely not, there are too many good games out there to spend your time and money on an average one. With that said, there are average games that can become guilty pleasures for some. Off the top of my head, one of mine would be Generation Zero. I wish I could recommend it to my buddies for coop but its not great...it just happens to scratch an itch or two.

    • @xLuis89x
      @xLuis89x 23 дня назад

      @@frankieb9444 that¿s what it means to be a 5 (average) out of 10, not amazing but not specially bad, which is a reason why asmon giving it a 6 is so insulting

  • @helix6206
    @helix6206 14 дней назад +3

    You know your woke game is an absolute TRASH when AngryJoe, a known individual for his recent woke takes (THE DUDE WAS PRAISING GODDAMN SHE HULK LMFAO) gave you a bad rating to your game. 😂😂