THE ACOLYTE Episode 7 REVIEW: HILARIOUSLY Bad!
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- Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
- EPISODE 7 of THE ACOLYTE has officially dropped on Disney+, and I could not be happier that this nightmare is almost over.
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The Jedi are using metal detectors to find out where the $180 million for this show went.
I think someone made some bad investments in cryptocurrency……or have massive embezzlement scam going.
I am sure they found it with the director and her lover.LOL
The metal detector scene was reminiscent of a Mel Brooks movie called Space Balls which was far better than the Acolyte . I reference the scene where lord Helmet had his men “combing the planet” lol 😂
it went to leslie headlamps legal fees for her defense in harvey weinsteins retrial.
I bet more than half of that money was embezzled.
Cancelling Disney+ is the best thing you can do for your mental health. I cancelled months ago and haven't tried to carve my own eyes out with a spoon since.
❤👍
what about the upcoming Snow White?
@@martinjrtremblay HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Having a Disney+ account ever was the mistake. Disney as a company has been a dumpster fire for roughly 10 years now.
Moon Knight was when I threw in the towel.
The Jedi spent 7 weeks on the planet, not once did they look up and see the LIT UP FORTRESS sat on top of the mountain they were next to! 😂😂
This is exactly what I said. Even with a ship they missed the fortress 😂😂😂
lmao that's right. So many contrivances on display that one slipped me by. They would have detected it from orbit before they even landed. Then the Jedi recon team was pissing about with moss for nearly two months while they were right next to it haha, Sol spotted the girls and only had a short walk up the the fortress.
It was a long way away and there were trees, as well as interesting samples of grass and moss to look at… they were distracted, it happens. Also Jedi aren‘t trained to go vagina fortress hunting, it might have freaked them out or something. There‘s myriad explanations for these simple things you bring up.
Damn it Occam‘s razor just cut me again, yeah it was just a terrible story. I need to stop shaving with that damn thing, it‘s so sharp.
@@CarlWheatley-wi2cl yeah we know in Star Wars people can you know... scan for life, and... tech.... wouldn't you START with an orbital survey? One could surmise that the reason they landed at this location is that this is the center of the living part of the planet.... but we literally have no info to work with here. One would think they'd notice the facility was being lived in since they landed near it.... but.. apparently not.
When I saw the wookie using a metal detector to look for the force, I recalled the Spaceballs scene of the guys out combing the desert.
We ain’t found 💩
That's like Blofeld being bond's brother in scectre. Like austin powers years before.the original has become the parody.
I'm convinced that Leslye Headland, as ex-assistant of Weinstein, has dirt on some of the Disney head execs and that most of the budget of this 180 million usd has gone to her as payment.
I've been wondering if that's how she got this series. And $30mil for her and her gf too
Maybe kathleen kennedy saw herself in leslie and hired her only based on their hate for star wars lol
@EyesOfGehenna
No need “convincing” yourself of the truth you already knew…….. 😉
There is absolutely no doubt she knows many secrets about powerful men.
@@GreatUSTreasureHunt And women
This is supposed to be the show that Kathy Kennedy cried over when she read the script. She must have been crying while laughing, knowing that she was destroying a franchise
You know she was behind major films like Back to Future and Indiana Jones so I don’t know why she failed on SW franchise. Not sure if it’s her or the CEO.
@@TheHailstorm77 In what capacity? Wasn‘t she just an assistant who was standing in the shadows of great people?
@@RU-qv3jl Google her. She did have major influences in those movies. This is definitely not all of Kathleen Kennedy’s fault.
Sol: “I can only hold one bridge. Both are too heavy!”
Us: “…Fuck the bridge then. Just hold girls!”
Sol: 🤔
The force works in mysterious ways....
Also: 😂😂😂😂😂😅
Sol: nah
To be fair, Yoda should have force pulled Anakin and Obi-Wan out of the way of the whatever it was Dooku force flung at them. Instead, he spent an enormous amount of energy attempting to capture and deflect the object.
But they might be big boned and really heavy? That could be a thing in a galaxy far far away. A vergence might weigh more and that‘s two so it could be like really heavy, or the question is heavy or deep, like that hole Mae fell into.
@@RU-qv3jl 😄🤣😂😆😄🤣.
Too bad, when exorcising the Wookie, Trinity didn’t go full “The Power of the Force Compels you! the Power of the Force Compels you!”
“This Wookie is…clean.”
Let's face it, The Acolyte is basically a spoof, so they might as well have put that in.
Snarky Jay ripping the Acolyte apart each week has been a highlight of the week lately
It’s been a highlight of summer 2024 for sure
Yup 👍
It's been the best part of the series. Her and chatto
Most articulate and funny commentator in this niche of the web. You crack me up SJ. 😂
It's so good watching a hot nerdy woman tear apart awful Disney star wars.
Turns into a giant threatening raven creature, doesn't expect to be considered dangerous, and gets killed. That's some writing.
And then sol feels bad. Like wtf?
She starts transforming into the final boss and how does she not expect to get stabbed a lightsaber? Then gaslights saying she was going to let her go. Sure...
Not just that but mae also looked like she was either turning to smoke or it was ominously moving towards her
It’s not bad writing. I mean, it is. But it’s really done to provoke Sol into killing her so the plot can advance, which makes it terrible writing. It doesn’t stem from character but plot.
@@JustinTrudeau1971 no it is bad writing
It's forcing a situation through shit writing because they couldn't think of a smart way to get their story across. The whole plot of this show has so many problems it's just simply bad writing. It does also stem from character because the characters are written poorly as is the story. As is the production.
Sol letting the Sith go because he can't harm an unarmed person. Dude he literally just killed a Jedi with his bare hands. His hands were the weapon. Also in this episode he lifts the bridge rather than just lifting the two girls. WTF?! Who made him a Master.
Right? Like which member of the Jedi Council did he drop to his knees and blow to become a master?!?
Maybe he‘s a master of mischief or stupidity?
What I want to know, where was the master of writing?
Well Technically Sith pointed out during him and Sol's battle that while Sith had Mae by the throat Sol then TRIED to Attack him behind his Back which Sith pointed out was VERY UNJEDI🤔... So that part alone sums up Sol's Jedi character 😒
I will say Sol's Character was VERY CONSISTENT throughout the show. Not Killing a unarmed Force, NOT defending the fact your Fellow Jedi comrades where KILLED by this Force, Attacking behind his Back, Choosing to Climb that 1000ft fortress Doom instead of using the Force to Leap it which NOW tying into the fact that he could not hold both bridges with his Force🤨 and instead of Using Common sense to just 🤔 SCREW the Bridge SAVE THE GIRLS MY Oh Wait My FORCE HAS BOUNDARIES just as I Can't Use my Force to Leap... MY FORCE WILL ONLY let me Lift but DO MUCH Which was Why I had to Choose 😯🤨... Yeah VERY CONSISTENT
Leslie is currently writing her life biography, focusing on her time working for Harvey. This includes her troubling obsession with kidnapping young children and taking them to isolated islands. Such actions echo the practices of individuals who deceitfully label these disturbing activities as "family" endeavors, similar to the actions of the witches in this series!!!!!!.
Remember: this cost around 200mill (without marketing, distribution, copyright etc). This was greenlit. Produced. Shot. Cut. Reshot. Post. Reviewed. Distributed. Promoted! This is how dumb they think we are.
if true then that is some crazy money laundering shenanigans
@@MichaelNgTzeWeithey had a 5M catering budget
And how dumb they actually are! 😂
@MichaelNgTzeWei most the money is going to facial reconstruction surgery for Pan Face
@@dylanbaker7090 "I want to look like a LEGO character!!! I don't care how much it costs!!!!!"
I guess the “Power of Many” got massacred by the “Power of One” ??? And then the “Power of One” got killed by a tiny kitchen knife?! lol
The power of one book burning, can destroy an entire stone age civilization. Hmm was this supposee to be a metaphor.
10:26 Master Sol: "Girls, that bridge is going to split! Run back and step off of that bridge!"
Voila.
Watching a beautiful woman talk trash about the acolyte is how i get through life 😂
You're her target audience - 100%
My favorite part was the witch Bluetooth connection somehow deleting the witches. Oh and the wookie who somehow couldn’t handle normal people. A creature that Han Solo said “Wookies can tear your apart limb from limb”
Some witches die because of water, some because the WiFi is down 🤔
@@xaviconde😂😂
We meet again ! Haha
@@xavicondeActually believe I may have seen this happen in real life…
😂
Indara was able to kill an entire coven of witches with her mind...yet got taken out by a steel dagger thrown by a weak force users.
( I just confirmed that yes, she did Kill Them all. Listen to the captioning for the Deaf version. They all fall lifeless to the floor.)
BRILLIANT WRITING
Indara didn't kill.the witches they collapsed when she forced them.out of Kelnacca,' s mind.
@kimreese2044 wait so they're still alive?
@@Sjcstro84 Nah, they all died when their stone fortress caught fire, apparently.
@Sjcstro84
It seems to me that once they were unconscious then the fire killed them.
Of course I could be wrong. Oh well
I truly admire your quick-witted Snarkiness. It is a gift. It makes me laugh out loud.
You have truly earned the name SnarkyJay.
3:06 Props for That Electric Boogaloo joke!!! And singing Karma Chameleon!
The best thing about the Acolyte is I discovered Critical Drinker and Snarky Jay.
Cheers!
Watch The Drinker Recommends.
same!
Nah it’ll be fine….
Lol same. I'm loving both of their channels now.
That wookie with the metal detector was looking for where production budget went.
Best thing that got me facepalming myself so hard I almost broke my nose: There's this huge structure on a f*cking mountain, flashing lights and whatnot, and the Jedi haven't discovered it in 7 fricking weeks despite having analyzed every damn molecule on that planet. The second time was when a tiny lamp gets tossed onto a floor made of stone in a stone hallway, which burns a giant fortress-like structure made of STONE to the ground.😂
The Jedi are made to look idiotic and incompetent in every aspect available.
Snarky, I think I speak for most of us when I say "Thankyou for watching this, so we don't have to!" (I have not watched a single episode) and two "you can stop now, that's enough, save your sanity :)"
Thank you for your service ;)
Torbin felt so guilty about being repeatedly spiritually violated by the witches that he spent a decade in a self-induced meditation coma and then offed himself at the first opportunity that was given to him
OK Leslie
@Phoenix0F8
Yea, basically cyber-bullied poor Tobin until he did a Tommen and jumped out of that window in King’s Landing…………. Talk about Disney type casting actors,huh?………. Lmao
While still somehow completing training as a Jedi.
Kinda sounds like what women do to young men on the internet, doesn't it? Where women (Zoey Quinn) abuses men so badly they delete themselves.
@@bkh8528 He self deleted out of shame for subcoming to his desire of Force Gooning.
And becoming a master with no weaknesses…
The stone Is actually bullshit-ite, it’s chemical properties are that it is extremely flammable when it needs to be a plot device. Disney chemistry 101
Wait, you're expecting Chemistry 101 in the Star Wars galaxy? That's absurd on your part.
it's probably related to explodium, the stuff all consoles on federation starships are made of.
Turns out, that mining facility was actually built out of thermite.
@ohroonoko No, no not chemistry. *Disney* chemistry. It’s a branch of pseudoscience
I have never seen “Karma Chameleon” stuck in the middle of a rant so naturally. Bravo Snarky!!!!
I think they were trying to show that the item that had the flame had highly flammable substance which then covered the door mechanism. It was the door mechanism that then caught fire which then started a chain reaction. Which makes sense, as that was a mining facility and why would they not design a mining facility to be so easy to explode if a door lock caught fire.
As South Park sung "dum dum dum dum dumb"
All these characters are representative of people from Lesli headland’s life with her shady boss.
All of Hollywood is shady.
Then they needed to show alot of 16yo getting directors coached.
The sith dude knocks out a girl and drags her to a deserted island. Sol is obsessive about taking on the girls.
I think we all know where a certain assistant got these notions from.
This show feels like they got 8 different writers with a vague idea of the plot and locked them all in separate rooms with no way of contacting each other and said ok each of you writes one episode
Except this one. They had 5 separate writers each write part of it. Just to really fuck with our heads
I think if they tried that experiment, we'd still see something better than this. Heck, the individual episodes themselves have no continuity.
Unfortunately, it’s worse. There are THIRTEEN TOTAL WRITERS for this show, with each episode averaging two. This episode specifically has three different writers, holy fuck.
@@JoelKellenProductions No wonder it's schizophrenic and fucked up. They're not coordinating. At all.
@@markbaker3982 As I've said on several channels several times, a Jr high school drama club can act, script etc better than this. I've seen Fandom "shows" that are done better all around. None of these people made it through English comp or even English 114 for fuck's sake.
The scene you described with Torbin dropping to his knees and saying “ yes mommy” is how I envision Bob Iger’s relationship with Kathleen Kennedy.
With or without the gimp suit ?
Sol's head blocking the frame and Electric Boogaloo
Caught me off guard!
Great review, Jay! I can't wait for this nightmare to end on July 16th.
Just when you think Disney Star Wars can’t get any worse, they do something like this.
and TOTALLY redee- oh wait. Sorry, wrong movie. Scratch that.
I think we all underestimated the stupidity of Leslie headland.
yeh thats not possible her stupidity is endless
@@caseymead9399 Lesliar Headlump.
Your sacrifice of your sanity has been greatly appreciated, Jay; this is very easily your most hilarious video to date.
Until today I had no idea this channel existed…but now you have a new follower
"The power of many"
"Right but if you lose the physic link you all die instantly?"
"Well yeah, obviously"
"...........Ok, its just..... that doesn't seem that powerful"
"Don't you try to jedisplain the thread to us"
"Actually, it's called the..... do you know what, nevermind"
Huh. That's a good point. They should've just come out and been disoriented for a minute. Why did they all die? How did they instantly go from on a catwalk shooting arrows to sitting together just feet from fighting?
@user-io9ie5cs8j I mean it was unclear. If they were knocked out though, the connotations are the jedi left them to burn a live, which isn't very jedi like (obi wan looking guilty in the corner)
"Why don't we all transform into our evil threatening daemon smoke forms?"
"Sarah, you know perfectly well we reserve our evil threatening daemon smoke form to show we mean no harm, no one would ever mistake that for aggression"
"I mean they might if the situation is getting heated and you suddenly break it out without warning"
"Well that's on them, if they don't know the intergalactic message of peace..... of hissing and suddenly engulfing them in a swirling nightmare of darkness"
"OK fair enough...... but like..... can't we fight in pairs like we've been training all these years? We out number them 10/1 and each powerful in the f... thread"
"Sarah look we have an ethos, what is it?"
"The power of many"
"Exactly! now go over there and Stevie Wonder dance the wookie"
They are looking for life with metal detectors. It’s so fucking bad. They needed the Wookiee to say we ain’t found shit.
He can't say that because he wasn't combing a desert.
@@BiggieTrismegistus Or an arctic planet
I mean it’s fine I guess to have a device even though they could probably sense it with the force but the metal detector is kind of ridiculous
WE AIN’T FOUND SHIT!
Like Spaceballs "combing the desert."
Another great review Jay! Your videos absolutely make my week!❤
Snarky, I really enjoyed this video and the content that you put out. Yourself, Drinker and Nerdrotic are my top 3 content creators for this area. It's similar content but three very different flavours which makes it really fun to watch. I really think that you're on your way to 1M subscribers. All the best! Looking forward to the next review :)
“The Good Son” reference just skyrocketed her credibility as a movie buff. No business knowing that movie 😂
I like this movie ;-) Especially the ending xD
Mac really showed he could act in this movie. He was a talented kid
The mother be like: Remember those Jedi that fear us? Well they're here, even that one that I randomly possessed threatened with dark magic a day ago right in front of everybody, and they want the child they politely and consensually asked to train, the one that wants to go with them, the one I've even privately but consensually agreed for them to take. My coven really doesn't want to listen to me and honor the kids wishes, this is a really tense situation. I better settle this down and avoid escalating things. I'm going to randomly, for seemingly no apparent reason, turn into a spooky ghost thing that can easily be interpreted as an attack now...because it'll look really cool! And all while my coven shouts violent threats at them and then act shocked when I'm stabbed. But the Jedi are the bad guys!
Why did she do that? Why? WTF? How could she have EVER thought that was a GOOD idea?! The Jedi are there during the fire because, well, Torbin wants to go home. I swear to God, you can't make this shit up. They all feel unending life-long guilt...over this? Torbin and Kelnacca didn't even really do anything. THIS is why Torbin kills himself? This? And as for Sol, ah, ever pull a gun on a cop? SHOCKING when you're shot, isn't it? ...Sol didn't do anything wrong either. It LOOKED like an attack. And the reason for how the fire spread, the twist, is that there isn't one. It just did. And the real reason for why the witches died? ...I don't fucking know, none of us do. They apparently just read the Rian Johnson playbook and decided to die for...reasons. Did Indara kill them? Did the separation from possessing Kelnacca kill them? Did they just faint and the fire killed them? I don't fucking know. They just died because...they did. This feels like a third graders creative writing project.
The only consolation I tell myself, is this is what is written by our generative AI programs and algorithms. If real people wrote this schlock, then I would despair for the human race...
I thought this was, overall, a really good episode. It gave a lot more depth to Sol and his present-day actions. Mae being alive gives some redemption to a major mistake in his life.
I think you're misinterpreting how the vergence plays into the twins' creation. They aren't the vergence themselves (like Anakin), but a vergence of the Force on the planet (a location, as noted in the episode) was drawn upon to create them, like a reservoir of power. Also, Indara saying the coven wasn't Nightsisters was based on her assumptions about the twins and an incomplete understanding of the situation; it's still very possible they were Nightsisters, or some splinter branch of them. I don't know if that will be addressed in the finale or not, but we don't currently have a definitive answer.
Gotta say you have been killing it in the content game! This video was awesome keep up being you been really enjoying all your content!
You have the force. And there’s a collapsed bridge with only two people on it. Why would you use the force to help the 2 girls out? No no, just waste your force energy to save this bridge for some reason. Because space taxes paid for that bridge, so forget those girls. Save the bridge.
I never could understand why the Sith could just wield large objects anywhere at real time, Sidious throwing those senate seats at Yoda, but the Jedi could barely move or stop stuff.
Nice. Save the bridge that a now defunct Corp made, on a completely forgotten, desolate planet. That's somehow thriving with life.
It's not the Wheel of Time. You cannot use the Force to grab a person.
@@IkarusKommt??? So you’re telling me the force grab, force push and forcechoke aren’t things? Have you ever watched the movies or ever played the games? lol
@@IkarusKommtWhat are you talking about? Yes he could've.
Congrats to Disney, the first company to find a way to entertain and at the same time not earn a dime off it. Literally I will not watch Disney but wait for Snarky review so I can die laughing at the plot holes. Only Disney could find a way where everyone watches the parody and no one watches the show itself.
Genuinely Snarky.. You're weekly hilarious poke at The Acolyte makes my night.. You have me in stitches every week, keep it up! 😂
(shame it's the last one next week) 😢
You're RUclips is gold!
First time viewer of your channel. I love your commentaries and your humor(I get it)! Good analysis with WIT- Thanks!
The base catches fire because it’s actually made of cardboard. I guess Headland didn’t think it would cause logical dissonance.
This. Brilliant.
U mean stone fortresses that burn like forests and helmets made from invincible materials which u can headbutt lightsabres with? The material is called coknosis or something equally lame, but then Smilo GimpMask guy was welding it back together, so I guess it's not the strongest material after all...The show sets up a premise then immediately contradicts itself and then changes logic again if it fits in with whatever mood it feels like portraying in a clunky way thru a certain character at any given moment, so yeah, all it does is cause cognitive dissonance for the viewer. But the real stroke of genius is calling you a racist sexist homophobe when you question anything, or apply constructive criticism to any of their products. It's actually YOUR fault that this show suks. U should feel bad about that lol
No, silly. The base is made of compressed sawdust. I thought that was obvious. Whenever I want to make a secret Communist Lesbian Witch Hideout, my go-to building material is compressed sawdust. Naturally, I use a highly flammable binding agent to give it some structural integrity and to repel water. Wasn't all this in that long, scrolling, Star Wars introduction?
Must be the same fire that burns in space....
Wait, space is made of cardboard?
Maybe cardboard is the for-er THREAD connecting all living things. Giving out business cards is like sharing a piece of your soul. And that is why everything is flammable. Where there’s life, there can be fire. If a dead tree burns, but there is no life around to cause fire, will any of this begin to make sense?
"Remember how killing the Night King killed all the walkers in Game of Thrones?"
"And how much people hated it?"
"Yeah, let's do that!"
Not even Sauron could do that
Classical cop out, mind you Episode one did it.
Hey I’m not gonna say that was a good move but at least they made it make sense. We at least knew he was in control of them all these witches just outright died for essentially no reason.
"Coins or gold teeth or the dignity that Disney once had..." Brilliant I literally can't stop laughing!
*Masterpiece Script*
-----------------------
*May: Osha, I'm going to set this book on fire and kill you!*
_sets book on fire_
*May: Oh no! A fire*
*May: Mother help! There's a fire!*
*Mother: I'll turn into a shadow demon and kill you May!*
*Sol: Not if I kill you first!*
_Kills mother_
*Mother: But I was going to let Osha go!*
*Sol: Oh no, what have I done?*
_Berserk wookie appears_
*Wookie: RRWWGGG*
_Sucks demons out of wookie_
_All of the witches die_
Trinity used the Vulcan Mind Meld to free the Wookie. Star Trek Wars everybody.
The away team were just missing a tricorder when looking for life on the planet. Light sabers on stun!
Worf has a res light saber now.
@@stevegiles9080 Was Worf one of the two mothers?
Can Michael Bernham be close at hand?
Also, life on Brendok was created from lifelessness by the Genesis Device, I mean the vergence.
I laughed out loud when Carrie Anne Moss gripped up Sol in their ship and just stared in his eyes 😂😂😂
Jay looks great doing the "sway and sing" thing. Definitely a good defense during a building collapse.
OMG you made me laugh out loud a few times! It was great seeing you with the Critical Drinker and friends a week ago.
Why does that Wookie look like Harry, from Harry & The Henderson's?
Jay is force sensitive at the grocery store: CONFIRMED
I have to give this show credit for one thing: it gives a whole new meaning to the concept of "hit and miss".
With every scene they try to hit, and miss by a country mile.
Another fun review! I like all your old school references!
When I saw the metal detectors, I got Spaceballs vibes when they were instructed to “comb the desert”….
More so I need an explanation as to why Mae didn’t kill Sol when she had the chance to, because she literally witnessed sol kill her mother in front of her. I mean what was she even trying to find out? She knows who killed her mother. That, in itself should’ve drove her to the dark side. But no, she has bipolar issues and apparently Alzheimer’s disease
Greetings from Argentina!! Thank you SJ for all of your videos, i love how you speak what everyone is thinking about these series!! Keep it up! Ps The crow is also my favorite movie of all time!!
“The dignity that Star Wars once had” made me laugh so hard I spit my water out!
RIP Star Wars 1977-2012
Yeah thanks for selling my youth down the river, George
Bruh... 1977-1983. Everything else is fanfic.
@@VengerDFWthere are Prequels-apologists out there. Understandable. Those were their "Star Wars childhood".
@@VengerDFWI agree that the original trilogy will always be superior, but I would consider the prequels still canon as they were created by Lucas some years before he sold the rights to Disney.
So Torbin, who was stated to be a Jedi master when he offed himself after mediating for 16 years, was a padawan on the initial mission. How did he go from padawan to master while doing nothing but meditating? How do Jedi promotions works?
I thought they said for 10 years. But master from pussy in either 6 years or 40 minutes 🤔 I don't get it
Theres a union and he git his seniority.
@@astormofwrenches5555And once you're in the union they can't fire you... even if you do nothing all day.
He only meditated for 10 years
@@astormofwrenches5555 Are you saying he's a git? 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Love your critiques - you put them accross so elequently with a ton of humour....
and snark ❤
Literally snorted laughing at the dancing chameleon song... haha. Funniest episode yet! Thank you! :)
The best part of the Acolyte are your reviews of it. Keep the hilarity flowing.
In the words of Count Dooku: I’ve been looking forward to this
Brilliant! Well played
Snarky Jay continue beeing Snarky and keep doin the awsome job ! Take care and greetings from Poland !
OSHA only ever told me not to stack pallets waist high.
Why did Torbin kill himself then? Why does Mae keep changing motivations? Why don't they tell the jedi council about this guy?
This show isn't just bad, it doesn't even make any sense now.
Don't think, just consuuummmee product.
Makes sense that it was multiple scripts stitched together
"Looking for the dignity Disney once had" HA! Great stuff Jay, thanks.
Love your content and personality SnarkyJay! Oh, and I am one of the other 11 people that love The Good Son😂
So that's why the bridge scene seemed so familiar to me. It was from The Good Son! I watched that movie multiple times when I was younger and happened to re-watch it only a few years ago. Thanks, Snarky Jay!
Well to give them credit, thank god that these witches are not Night Sisters, they had the freedom to create whatever they wanted, but them dying all at once the power of many indeed.
So what exactly was so traumatic that Torben felt compelled to floatidate for 10 years in a force bubble?
Is it just me or was this entire "not so secret bad Jedi agenda" not that big deal at all? I would have been bragging about stabbing a mist bird ghost lesbian witch, mid transition mind you, back at the J academy as soon as I got back.
He was just pretending to meditate so he didn’t get sent out on any more long term missions😂
He felt guilty for being a white male in current era disney
@@gavterrygt Dude, you're so right! Freakin' Torben....
Thank you for watching this for me. I couldn't stomach it pst the premier, but your reviews are always worth a great laugh. (I do get nauseated at the actual scenes, but mercifully, you keep them short.)
Series should have been titled "The Abomination". Would have been better for the franchise if, while on their way to deliver this material for pre-production, each of the creators/enablers of this slime had stumbled into a wood chipper, all eight scripts in hand. A bit harsh? smh. Snarky, you are an ANGEL for being the buffer we need between this show and our own mental health. Thank you!
Snarky just had her "The Producers" moment where the audience, walking out the theatre both repulsed and offended by 'Springtime for Hitler', suddenly realise its quite the comedy and return to their seats in fits of laughter 😂
They possessed the wookie jedi master who knew Torbin got possessed and knew he guarded his mind. But apparently Kelnacca is not as powerful as this newly instructed padawan. REALLY??????
Also: when Torbin committed suicide he was a master. How did he go from padawan to master while meditating for 16 years?
@@BiggieTrismegistus right. Great point.
@@BiggieTrismegistus Isn't that obvious? He meditated into being a master. He then understood the force better than Yoda, found out it only was a thread and killed himself.
@@BiggieTrismegistus Yeah I just picked up on that too. Unless he mastered the ability to get to that state and he became one.
@@BiggieTrismegistusHe got master in 6 years then meditation for 10 years.
On the next episode of Acolyte, Chris Henson guest starts as protocol droid P-3dO and confronts Sol about his promises of "jedi training" random younglings.
$180 million for a wookie holding a metal detector. There was a dream that was star wars and they flushed it down the toilet
I give you a lot of credit for being able to finish that dumpster fire that is The Acolyte
I give it 10/10 for sparing us from having to look at Amandla Stenberg's vacuous stare for the whole episode.
Appreciate the struggle you have to go through to give us this content 😄 🤣 you're amazing 👏
Wow, I really want to be a blue tooth mic LOL 🤣 Thank you Jay
What I found unbelievable as I sat through that god awful ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ style end credits song was the fact that, buried deep in the credits, they have a ‘Star Wars Lore Advisor’!!! Jesus wept - he’s either a moron or was resolutely ignored at every turn.
Great video as always. Side note: I really think that the piece of carrot cake to the left of the one you chose was the better choice 😂
“Round 2 Electric Boogaloo” 😂 I got that reference you’re an OG for that one J
How come Sol could hear OSHAs outside the fort through mountains but couldn’t realize Mae had switched with Osha in the ship. Crazy S**
SnarkyJay,You a fucking badass. Thank you for speaking with honesty and confidence. More power to ya.
I am so happy that you are watching this and reacting to it, honestly, I have not had to watch it. Could not make it past the first two without feeling sad that it was time off my life I will not get back.
"Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" reference for the win!
Nice "electric boogaloo" reference. Kudos.
True! Excellent 😂
what's that many people keep saying electric boogalo this and that is kinda annoying
@@neonxraven99 I'm ready to answer if you're not a bot and genuine
With that reference she is " Breakin" all the rules 1984.
@@oldman6365 excellent lol
I need to know why the squid game guy operates a large Ghostbusters trap in the beginning of the episode. And not in the end when he could capture the smoking girls...
Nothing makes sense in this show, it's all propaganda
SOL PICKING OUT GRASS WAS IT FOR ME 😂
It's called Firestone. Cuz it's a stone that can catch fire, and that's definitely canon and wasnt just made up on the spot, and nobody can question it because the power of friendship.
The "little weird hand thing" lol. Reminds me of the star trek TOS episode "Far away, for to see, friendly Angel come to me"
I haven't thought of that in decades. At least that caused something scary