Best of the Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020
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- Опубликовано: 3 фев 2021
- The best bits of the extraordinary meeting of the Handforth Parish Council Planning and Environment Committee held on Thursday 10th December 2020 at 7:00pm, the meeting was held using Zoom video technology.
Minutes: handforth.org.uk/archive/2020...
Full video: • HPC Meeting 10th Decem...
Prequel: • HPC 12012012
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I love how Julie’s I pad’s only contributions to the meeting were two gasps, a leaked phone call and a toilet flush
Can't stop laughing about this comment!
two toilet flushes! auhhhh
Hahahahaha
Was it her? Time-frame?
oh hiya, am just in a meeting at the moment can i give you a ring back? x
The “fuck off” at 0:11 really sets the tone for the whole meeting
😂😂😂
LMAO
Almost a Father Ted moment!
hahahaha
🤣🤣
Never in the history of human conflict has so little been fought over so hard by so few.
Genius.
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
This comment sent me into orbit.
I think you would be surprised and disappointed by the software engineering industry lol code reviews can go to the death over tabs versus spaces and bullshit like that… Also I think the general idea is called the law of triviality... where people spend way too much time debating the trivial stuff and the more important things are left unremarked upon...Honestly I feel like this video is a perfect example of it
That should be the tagline for the feature cinematic production, 'Handforth Parish Council'
"You have no authority here Jackie Weaver. No authority at all"
"Shes kicked him out!" 😂
Jackie Weaver: I am the council
@@DrHouseMusic You don''t know the power of the dark side!
"You have no power here, Jackie Weaver!"
Jackie: **reveals admin robe**
I fukin lost it when that happened 😂😂
Meryl Streep to win her fourth Academy award for her stirring portrayal of Jackie Weaver in the 2023 film adaption of this masterpiece
oh my god yes.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 *ovation*
It should be called, Jackie 2: weaver
😂 yes, thank you 🙏
Ian McKellen as Barry Burkhill, Tom Wilkinson as David pincombe, and a starmaking role for the newly manufactured iPad to play Julie's iPad. I predict 'you have no authority here, Jackie Weaver' t-shirts by summer!
The initial whispered "f*ck off" is the best opening to a movie since the boot slam in Goodfellas.
Ily Emmett
'as far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a councillor'
Cracked me up
@@eviled2925 I want to be lion tamer!
What time is this? So many Easter eggs!
Old people dramatically entering frame in low resolution is a genre of vine I'm sad never existed.
😂
My feet are cut to ribbons
“The chairman of the council is the chairman of the.. err.. council.”
Very well said. Can’t agree more. 👏🏻
Let’s commission this man to write a dictionary. The country needs to be able to tap into this channel of supreme clarity.
Absolutely. Correct. Correct.
4:59 “What are you talking about? You don’t know what you’re talking about!”
Out of all 4 chairmen, he is definitely one
simple as
"when do we plan to start?"
F U C K O F F
The single most British line in the entire meeting
Meeting off to a flyer
I want to know how he managed to do that unmuted without making his video appear. Not that I want to do it myself on every single work call ever, just interested in how it’s done.
@@vonteflon Its probably because the app didn't recognise it as speech on account of the hushed tones. lol
Lol
I knew it was going to be good when I heard that at the start!
The “fuck off” under their breath at 0:10 is underrated.
Best bit
I missed that. Absolute gold!
I wonder who it was? My money is on Aled’s iPad guest (the vice-chair)?
I missed that too. Genius.
@@JOPOV I reckon it was Peter
0:06 - Introducing Roger Small
0:09 - "Fuck off..."
1:30 - The chairman invents the role "Proper Officer"
2:14 - Jackie VS Chairman
3:02 - Julie's Ipad's legendary phone call
3:16 - Barry Burkhill's dramatic silent backwards facing entrance
3:35 - Jackie, now with webcam VS Chairman
3:57 - "You have no authority here Jackie Weaver"
4:16 - Read the Standing Orders!
4:57 - "Councillor Burkhill we've been through this"
5:19 - Sue enters Stage Left
5:48 - Aled Jnr is possessed
6:06 - Cyn voted to eject Aled Snr
6:54 - "The man is an complete disgrace"
7:11 - Someone flushes a toilet?
7:25 - Ian has the Receipts on the Chairman!
9:13 - "Please refer to me as Britney Spears from now on"
9:46 - The vote to bring the Councillors back from the Naughty Step
10:48 - Cyn from Birkenhead calls out the laughing hyena
11:09 - Roger Small returns with a question for Jackie Weaver
13:32 - John Smith calls out Councillor Ashley
16:12 - David Pincombe predicts the future
Doing the lord’s work here Celeste
My god this can be turned into a play 😆
I like 0:09 .
Excellent minutes Celeste.
This is like the table of contents of a phenomenal novel.
“READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM”
“Dear me”
“Appalling behaviour”
Gasp😮
“The Vice Chair’s here, I’M IN CHARGE”
One of the most unexpected and aggressive coups of all time.
It's almost Shakespearean 🤣
80's action hero style
we’re trying to have a team meeting you fooool, *goes gollum*
Sounds like Gollum... my precious
“READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM!!” 😂
That "fuck off" is absolutely perfect, as is the "quite rightly" AND the "illegally" just thrown in too.
Lets be honest...most of us start meetings with that line!
'ere comes the subpoena!
Along with the ‘who is this woman?’ and Gollum’s contribution.
17:02
"Can we make...this...recording available? Of th..the Zoom meeting?"
"I don't see why not, Chairman"
And history was made.
The idea that wisdom is gained with age is utter bollocks.
I was about to write that same comment.
Brothers, sisters, we don’t need this ...
yes
But you still have to respect your elders
@@calumbasilva868 Respect is earned, not given.
This is like Game of Thrones, you don’t expect all the major characters to be killed off so early, but they are.
😂🤣 chairman...... gone
Vice chairman ....gone
Alan....naughty step
Can we make a motion to bring them back!?
Jackie Weaver sends her regards.
This comment broke me !!
Was that Gollum from Rings whispering at 5:45?
Absolute gold. Everything perfect, the names, the pompousness, the hopeless use of technology, the lack of self-awareness, the parochialism and petty bureaucracy. Good old England!
Now we’re out of Europe,we’re taking control.,this will be replicated all over the land and I for one am stiff with pride.Gordblesser !!
Correct. The best comedy in life is usually unintended, you couldn’t write these twats
@@baliksupper6043 It already is, and you are welcome to attend any meetings you wish they are all public.
There's also some decent people in there, trying their best but having to deal with some sort of idiot, sadly.
You can hardly blame a PARISH council for being 'parochial'.🙂
Julies iPad is a truly underrated character.
*Julie’s I Pad
@@kingdomofediting8816 I’ve been waiting 3 years for this correction, thank you.
@@TheApocolypseGaming No problem friend
@@TheApocolypseGamingREAD THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEMM!
Roger Small's TURN when the meeting started is something I never thought I'd laugh this hard at.
He’s like a villain in his dungeon
@@brimple There is no such thing as a coincidence
Who's Roger Small? Oh you mean Roger Small;
@@benpaddon84 Pardon! I didn’t mean to butch his name! The legendary Roger Small;
and the fact that it cuts away just as he finishes turning, it's absolutely glorious
People think American politics is exciting, but English parish politics is where it is really at.
@Monkey Harris The errrrr... "Nine Eleven"
No one thinks American politics is exciting
As Roger Small said, "It would be very easy to alter the Constitution".
Exactly. This is where its at 👌😂🏴
American politics is certainly compelling in a kind of rubber necking, car crash way.
I love how Julie just took that call, unmuted, with zero craps given
@@sicongli6594 LOL I didn't make that connection, that makes it SO much more hilarious
@@sicongli6594: That was a bigger "fuck off" than the guy at the beginning probably 😂
@M J lol
Sigma grindset
Well she gave one crap.
I love how they’re all besties with John Smith like he wasn’t cackling at them being dragged by Aled sr lmaooo
No, he was laughing at Burkhill telling Jackie Weaver that she didn’t what she was talking about. B/c in fact, she does know, as she has lots of experience. The second time he laughed it was b/c he realized that Jackie kicked Burkhill out of the meeting.
He’s likeable
The extreme passive aggressiveness of this meeting is really why everybody is so attracted to this
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
there was some very active aggression too :d
“Under the name of the parish council, you’re under arrest”
Jackie weaver: “I am the parish council.”
Not yet.
4:02 - I sense a plot to destroy the Handforth PC Clerk
@@johndanes2294 it’s treason then, is it?
"You have no power here, Jackie the Weaver."
Are you threatening me, Handforth PC Clerk?
For everyone outside of the UK, this is the most British thing you'll see since Monty Python.
🤣🤣
You've got to love us up north 🤣
@@DanTheMan-yx9vw Funnily enough I'm from the area, one of my friends was a young councillor, and he has dealt with some of these people and others similar. He had to leave in the end, as he says they are all batshit crazy. 😛
Uk??? British??? I think you mean English. Nothing Scottish about this whats-so-ever ya fud
@@33m3c You know what he meant you downs
Handforth PC Clerk is like that one interesting character in any series that you begin to love and then gets killed off in the first episode. Would've loved to see more of him during the rest of the meeting
We all thought he was going to chair the meeting and he was booted out immediately. He's the Ned Stark of this series.
I've never laughed so hard at a comment in my life 😂 beyond accurate!!!
Is he the Ed Stark of this piece? He got his head wiped off because of politics
I couldn't believe my ears when I heard Ian Ball say that "Handforth PC Clerk" was not, in fact, the TRUE clerk of the parish council
And the fact that he sent an email telling everyone that he had taken over as the clerk of the council
A true modern tyrant
John Smith is the most John Smith looking person ever. Perfect casting
You have no authority here John Smith
the way he’s literally my driving instructor as well lol he’s so john smithy if that makes sense lol
🤣
You know nothing John Smith
Is John having a breakdown?
“Rich coming from the chairman who hadn’t held a meeting since March to try and call this one illegal, the man is a complete disgrace”
“Ok thank you Peter”
British people.
YES!!! I was cracking up!!😂😂
This is the core of this dispute and the reason two councillors requested a meeting and Jackie Weaver as a mediator;
The Chairman wouldn't hold a meeting.
If I hadn't known that, I was assuming Jackie Weaver enabled a coup, with the enamored ladies voting the charming John Smith as the new Chairman. But they were following protocol by having two councillors vote for a meeting, without the Chairman needing to agree. The Chairman was right, though, that he should have been 'copied' on the letters from the councillors (he never got proper notice).
He was having a go at the guy who got kicked not John Smith (just watched the full vid)
@@betsybarnicle8016 And John Smith put this out to the public to get the public involved and for everyone to see what has been happening with our guys Aled Brewerton and Brian Tolver, especially the latter. Someone interviewed him, there's a video on RUclips of that, where he details the background. It has been happening for too long and no one cared, and the guys were especially nasty, in different ways.
The two things that really get me: 1. They’re blocked from accessing their own website for unexplained reasons 2. Councilor Ashley didn’t attend a meeting for six months, but “the fact that no meetings took place is irrelevant” how’s he supposed to attend a meeting that isn’t happening
I guess it's just not a good place to be an Ashley. Her parents should have considered naming her Neil instead.
Ashley is the clerk, not the councillor who didn't attend the meeting.
There’s a rule that if you miss 6 months, you get kicked off. When COVID hit, meetings couldn’t take place, but the 6 month rule still applied.
@@SirHargreevesThat's a bit stupid, innit?
6:31 He paused with bated breath, waiting for the uproarious laughter he was confident would come. After all, why wouldn't it? "Welcome to Handforth" he had uttered, with such panache and almost legendary comedic timing. He knew this moment would go down in history. They would talk about this for years to come. "That's strange" he thought, as he was met with prolonged silence. They have left themselves on mute, that must be it! They're all laughing for sure, he just couldn't hear it. They will all come off mute in their droves to congratulate him for sure, he knew. But still he waited, waited for the laughter that never came... "May I start?" he uttered, truly defeated.
🤣
I have lived 2 lives: one before this comment and one after.
Redemption arc was “you haven’t been to Hanforth often enough” I was so proud when he got the laugh
15:15
@@aky10011 he redeemed himself
The low quality, low angel camera, mics cutting out, random background noises...the fact that it's its so inconsequential but they act like it's a COBRA meeting. The Boomerness of it. Outstanding.
Haha you are so right, that's another important ingredient here that makes it so entertaining. To them, this is EVERYTHING! The fate of the world hangs in the balance, and it's down to a group of Handforth's OAP rag-tag misfits to turn the tide and save the day!
Ban zoom calls for government offices
@@ProperSerious George shall NOT have his garage extension approved with the dormer window as planned.
@@englishruraldoggynerd haha! Thank god! Not the heroes we deserve, but certainly the heroes we need!
@@miko1975guitar Boomerosity
2020 lockdown must-see entertainment: Tiger King
2021 lockdown must-see entertainment: Handforth Parish Council
Tiger King was a lot less fun.
It's been a long year for us all 😂😭
lolness
Jackie weaver is the new carrol baskin
If they ever bring The Office UK back this should be the cast.
It’s more funny the fact that is real it would never be as funny staged
Rogers Small's turn at the begging was iconic
It was a classic supervillain turn
He's a bond villain, he just need a cat
8 secs in
Chairman: 'When do we plan to start'?
Unknown: 'Fuck off!'
It wasn't going to get any better after that. Or so I thought.
Unknown?? That was definitely Peter Moore.
This was my FAVORITE part of the meeting😂😂😂😂
Anyone else wanting to watch the full hour and a half?
@@DamianO You can
i was dying lmaoooo
Jackie Weaver: Can people mute their mics to reduce background noise?
Julie's I Pad: It's time for a revolution
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Ahahahajajaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE THE REMIX 🔥👻 @tq_s
their*
Aled jr’s whispered yells before “we’re trying to have a teams meeting you fool” i can’t cope 😭😂
"stop being whatever it is you're trying to be" -- good advice for anyone
This comment is fucking joke hahahha 🤣🤣🤣
Do you want to get blasted again zorak?
@@Andrew-yl7lm I'm always blasted!
Never stop, be yourself
Career Day be like:
"Can we be assured that we won't be thrown out of the meeting like we were last time?"
oh my god theres LORE
D E E P E S T L O R E
Basic lore, if you will!
I will study the sacred texts to understand this lore
we need the prequel releasing
THE HANDFORTH SAGA
"A councillor didn't attend a meeting for six months... the fact no meetings were held, is irrelevant".
Hahahhahahaa.
Makes absolutely zero sense lol
@Prince Talleyrand How fascinating! Thank God I'm not a councillor!
@@Brickcellent is that really fair though?
@@onutube6392 is anything in politics fair
@@onutube6392 Clllr Smith said the other councilor hasn’t attended a meeting since Nov of the past year (2019). He then missed December, January, February and March 2020 (4 meetings and 4+ months) and then there wasn’t a full council meeting again until the special meeting in December 2020. The chair refused to call one, so the other councilor missed more than 6 months. It is the fault of the chair for not calling a meeting.
I love that Smeagol and Golum seem to have joined the meeting at around 5:50. Also I think Julie's I Pad stole the show!
Did anyone ever figure out what on esrth he was saying 😄?
Smeagol and Golum are the same person
@@moviereviews1446 thanks but I don't think there is anybody with even a passing knowledge of LOTR who doesn't know that.
Aled in the background just saying he is gonna subpoenar everybody, followed by some laughter 5:13, amazing how many hidden details are in the writing, the scriptwriters were incredible
The funniest part is that isn't actually Aled, Aled was the guy who started frothing at the mouth and left after Jackie kicked out Handforth PC Clerk. The old guy is just some guy who was there with Aled for no reason
@@irontomato3835 Really? It was my understanding that it was the other way around, since Sue (or was it Cyd?) said something about "the person who is in the room with Aled is being very disrespectful"
‘When do we plan to start’
‘Fuck Off’
Cuts with impeccable timing to black screen and ‘Jackie Weaver’
That’s some next level Tarantino shit right there.
Absolutely goddamn amazing.
I totally thought the name thing was for (a movie) screen credit. I soon realized it's just the Zoom font for someone's camera when it's turned off.
add a gnarly squelching sound (like CB radios used to make) a fine spray of blood in there somehow...
Iv done a tier list of the Handforth Parish Council members on my RUclips channel, if you wanted a quick laugh it’s so funny man
m.ruclips.net/video/FQ0sWCLtojM/видео.html
I would genuinely be interested to see a Tarantonio interpretation of a very mundane 2 hour British planning committee meeting. It could be like a a British remake of the Hateful Eight, with the film ending up having the councillors having a shoot out with each other. It would surely spice the whole thing up!
Chairman: “You have no authority here Jackie Weaver, no authority at all!”
Jackie Weaver: CLICK ❌ 😏
cheeky!
Power abuse. Brilliant. I would find this so funny if it was done to me
@@gabrielarchange4680 He was behaving disruptively, and Jackie Weaver clearly asks the other members whether it is right to let him back in and him being let back in was considered by others to be a hindrance rather than a help. In the past he had been disruptive, and her job, as appointed by the Cheshire East Council, was to make sure there wasn’t trouble during the meeting.
"We're here to elect a new chair."
"I am the chair."
*Kicks chair*
Aled's dad is such a troll :'D Lives for the chaos
"The Councillor has not attended a meeting for 6 months. The fact that there hasn't been one is irrelevant."
Best line in the whole show
That's not the best bit. It very much does matter if there hasn't been a meeting over that time.
If a Parish Council does not hold a meeting for six months, all councillors are disqualified. 😂 Yes, all of them.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Sue asking for everyone to be respectful to Jackie weaver and Aled’s iPad laughing in her face is a very underrated moment
The guy laughing is a wanker. I know him and can say it with utter confidence.
@@32446 do tell
@@Jazzfunkmaster my comments keep being removed. The whole family is batshit
@@Jazzfunkmaster they cause trouble with everyone wherever they go. We were so glad when they moved away from our area. Poor Handforth.
Can someone explain to me what is happening is the 'Aled's iPad' house.. the guy who is supposed to be on the call (the vice chairman?) Dissappears off screen and starts ranting in a bizarre voice like a possessed person that he's trying to have a teams call (you fool). Why does he go? Who is he ranting at? Why does the older guy stay on? I'm so confused lol.
Everybody gangsta until you question Jackie Weavers authority
Respect ma autharitah!
Jackie is just violent. She just removed the chairman then denounced his existence. Truly a powerful woman
Every time someone moans about “kids these days” they should be shown this.
Very very true.
I trust kids MORE than i would trust ANY of these assholes...
Too true, some of these had a mental age of ten.
I thought this was going to be like one of those scenes in the Vicar of Dibley.
Shame this kind of behaviour In every parish and town council bar none,always puts off young people.
Underrated moment: Julie getting a call during the meeting lol
Lol even after Jackie Weaver asked for people to mute their microphones at the beginning of the meeting 😆
Julie's I pad
It was an iconic moment tbh
Oh hiya!
I'm a fan of Julie's deep sigh
Nothing will ever beat the entrance of Roger Small
Jackie gets abuse for 5 mins
John: Welcome to Handforth
You would need a John Smith after a meeting like this!
"You have no authority here Jackie Weaver"
Jackie: "So you have chosen death."
Jackie: "It's treason then..."
Cake or death... cake? No? Death it is.
Jackie chose zoom violence!
This meeting has not been called according to the law.
I particularly like how Jackie Weaver has to be called her full name, despite there not being another Jackie on the call.
I'm so glad someone else noticed this 😂😂
Protocol
She's not from these parts.
Hahaaaaaa 😂 😂 😂 so true!!!!
Passive aggressiveness at its finest!
David Pincombe and Sue are the most underrated characters, their role in the prequel really reinforces their role in the main saga
Don't forget Peter Moore
I love how it starts with someone asking a question and being told to f**k off. That’s such a perfect sign of what’s to come
Julie's I pad: "oh hiya, im just in a meeting at the moment, can i give you a call back when it finishes? okay, alright bye byyye" Julie had no idea what was coming...
Top ten historical quotes moments before disaster
I loved when you hear julies iPad panic than she is still on speaker
Hiya I’m just about to flush me loo, can I call you back?
@@sarahdanbycooper980 yes ahaha her gasp after the “READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM”
As I understand it, Julie was a member of the public. Not in a meeting at all. Basically, she was in the audience! So funny, so utterly hilarious. I love Julie.
"Can you be respectful to Jackie Weaver please?"
**unexplained manic laughing**
He's laughing cause she kicked Barry.
@@bradhurst6834 she did? I’ve missed so much of the subplot.
@@sumeetsandhu9713 same, it's very fast paced. Will be watching it a few times ;)
😂😂😂🤭
"Will you stop being whatever it is you're trying to be"
Sartre would be proud of this. A clearer expression of the existentialist impetus against 'bad faith' it would be difficult to imagine. An objectionable councillor suddenly gets inadvertently philosophical in the midst of remonstrating with a parachuted-in facilitator.
“Who is Alan Murdoch please?”
“Yes please”
The guy who was saying he's the vice chairman descended into golem before he got removed 😂
😂😂😂😂
Ah yeah, you've nailed it. A psychotic northern Golem. I've literally never heard noises like that before.
😭😭😭😭
Thank you, someone said it 😂
Right after he said "I take charge"
“WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A TEAMS MEETING YOU FOOL”
Like Voldemort talking to Wormtail
Yesss, thank you
Fuck me dead that's amazing 🤣🤣🤣
Looking forward to the Death Eaters' AGM over Zoom.
Or Wormtongue and Theoden
😂👏👏👏
Julies Ipad is such chaotic energy
Feel sorry for Aled Sr having to try and restrain Aled Jr
Petition for this year's "I'm A Celebrity" to just feature members of Handforth Parish Council
i second this
I’ll just let you know my mum howled with laughter at this one man lol
Best idea I’ve ever seen.
👏👏👏👏
Ohhhh this would be amazing 😂
HIGHLIGHTS.....
00:06 - When do we plan to start?.........Fuck off.
01:30 - Asthmatic Tarzan
02:23 - Will you stop being whatever it is you're trying to be!
03:02 - Julie's Tinder date calls
03:17 - Barry waits for the moment to turn around in his chair, stroking a fluffy white cat
03:57 - You have no authority Jackie Weaver!
04:03 - Overlord Weaver demonstrates the power of this fully armed and operational battlestation.
04:18 - I TAKE CHARGE! READ THE STANDING ORDERS!!!!!!!
05:03 : You don't know what you're talking about + the laughing head
05:25 - Hysterics
05:37 - I want to leave. She's kicked Barry out so I'm leaving. DON'T! Barry? No. Barry?! Sh-sh-shhhh. I'm staying with it. WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A TEAM'S MEETING YOU FOOL. WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A TEAM'S MEETING YOU FOOOOL! WE CAN'T, HAVE YOU GOT THAT????!!!!!! Ohhhhhh. You just don't listen..........Haahahahahaha.
06:41 - Alan Partridge impression.
07:25 - Utterly pointless point being raised.
08:43 - Twisting the knife.
09:40 - Britney Spears.
10:00 - Cyn complete's John's sentence.
10:48 - Laughing hyena.
11:11 - Can my friend Alan Murdoch come out to play please?
11:43 - Fuck this. I'm off.
12:21 - Messing with the constitution.
13:02 - No! No....No..........Yes.
13:21 - We're blocked.
14:31 - The member of the public wishes to speak....Sorry?.....Peter wishes to speak...PUT YOUR HAND DOWN NOW, PETER!
15:03 - What a boring life Jackie must have.
15:34 - I'm off.
16:06 - Yeah, we're not interested in your point Ian.
16:12 - David predicts the future of a turf war!
16:49 - Jackie is lost for words.
17:01 - The best idea ever in the history of the internet.
You absolute legend thank you so mcuh
I LOST IT when poor Ian finally got unmuted only to be boldly interrupted. Poor lad.
This is the best comment, even the titles are legendary, someone reply to me so this comment is 'bookmarked' in my notifications 😂
@@Patient_Lion_BS Thanks my friend! :)
Thanks xx
Honestly you can't script something like this. Fantastic
*let's hope Netlfix never sees this, it's got an excellent plot and writing*
Old man 1 - "I hope I do not get thrown out of the meeting like last time"
Old man 2 - "Quite rightly!"
I think he was saying "quite rightly" that the chairman did get kicked out of the previous meeting.
@Bilal Khalid Yes I know, that's what I said.
Having watched the full length video and a lot of other videos dating back to 2015, I can tell you the following:
- Aled is actually the younger, left-hand-side figure in the 'Aled's iPad' mise en scène. This is not even him at his angriest. In another video he reads out a piece of legal advice he has been given. When Alex Murdoch asks if they can have a copy of it he refuses on grounds of confidentiality despite the fact he has just been recorded reading it out. He also warns that if anyone emails him asking for a copy he will have them prosecuted for 'molestation'. When the other councillors laugh at him for saying this he responds 'TRY IT'. He also mentioned in the full-length video that he has failed a lawsuit against the Parish Council in the High Court. Let's hope they have Zoom.
- Brian Tolver (the chairman in this video but whose username is 'Handforth PC Clerk') wasn't always the head honcho. As recently as 2017 he was a marginal and crumpled figure given to disrupting meetings by sending them down meaningless tangents. At one point a member of the public alleged they had been 'warned off' from attending the meetings and Brian investigated the mystery with all the zeal and subtlety of Columbo (although obviously not quite as well dressed).
- The viral video is only the tip of the iceberg of the seething contempt that Pete Moore has for Brian Tolver and which he is not remotely shy about vocalising. I will bet money his is the voice that says 'fuck off' at the start of the call when Tolver's giant face is visible.
- The power struggle has been going for at least a year with Tolver, Aled, and Barry Burkhill versus everyone else. Since July, Cheshire East Council (the level of government immediately above) have been investigating reports of war in the HPC and this has already resulted in what Jackie W describes as 'the most strongly-worded letter I have ever seen a monitoring officer send a parish council', as well as Jackie herself being dispatched as a roving troubleshooter.
- According the the HPC website, the next meeting is due to take place on 11th Feb and one of the motions due to be debated is whether or not the council should fund a local production of Dick Whittington.
- Cyn and Sue clearly both fancy a piece of Alex Murdoch and a love triangle storyline is almost certain to develop.
- I still don't know who the old geezer next to Aled is who laughs 'like a hyena'.
- John Smith is a really, really solid, great guy who is a credit to Handforth (and it's environs).
I live about seven miles from Handforth. If anyone wants me to do a bit of local investigating, feel free to direct me...
"John Smith is a really, really solid, great guy who is a credit to Handforth (and it's environs)."
One of my friends grew up in Wilmslow couldn't believe it when he saw this video. John Smith was his driving instructor a couple of years back! Apparently he was a sound guy then as well.
@@patrickchampion8179 Thanks for the info!
Thanks for the info , what about Barry ?
@@rosepetal2823 More of a newcomer. An absolute stan for Tolver. Complaining about the chairman being disrespected is his only real contribution.
_"Cyn and Sue clearly both fancy a piece of Alex Murdoch and a love triangle storyline is almost certain to develop."_ Do you mean Alan Murdoch?
'Where's the chairman gone? What have you done with the chairman?'
Barry sounded genuinely concerned for his colleague's safety
Funniest comment!
HE’S DEAD JIM
Underrated moment: Ian Ball looking cuffed that he took a photograph of a Zoom name tag
This sitcom is absolutely brilliant - that said I am gutted that the Handforth PC clerk was killed off so quickly, just as it was getting good 😌
Sometimes yearning for closure of a matter can substitute a grand amount of tension in the plot, regardless of pits and slow segments that follow, if it is done correctly. These are clearly highly paid, professional actors, and they would create no less of a masterpiece for your pleasure of viewing.
He's not the clerk of the parish council, he's a very naughty boy.
😂 So british!! 😂
The parish smells of Elderberries.
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the Handforth Parish Council VS the Parish Council of Handforth splitters
I'm the clerk of the meeting and so is my wife
"READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM" is the new "as per my last email"
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HAHA
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The way the names pop up on a black background cutting the video feels like the beginning of an indie movie with the credits lol
Why am I so obsessed with this?
"He hasn't attended a meeting for 6 months. The fact that no meetings were held is irrelevant" 😂😂
this was hilarious!!! 😂
Couldn't make it up!
My favourite line :D
The Best line!!
😂😂😂
Ian being so pleased with himself when he says he has a photograph of the chairman’s name on zoom is my favourite
Yeah!
It was a proud moment indeed. Taking a photo while in a zoom meeting - that's owning the future.
he doxxes them when he gets off the meeting
Mine too! So wholesomely adorable!
LMAO never seen so many people waste so much time arguing about absolutely NOTHING.
LOL "Absolutely Nothing" 🤣🤣🤣
Welcome to the Uk talking about nothing
Just watch literally any American presidential debate lol
It was much more interesting 'nothing' than usual for these meetings, at least
It’s Julie not giving a tiny rat’s ass by answering that call fully UNMUTED! Such a mood
Holy shit who knew small council power politics was this juicy?
Why do you think fuck all works in local government?
Parish councils are a hive of villainy! Populated by a bunch of power crazed busybodies.
You should read Casual Vacancy by JK Rowling
Its all about self importance really.
Anyone who has any experience with local politics xD
"You have no authority here, Jackie Weaver!"
Jackie Weaver: "Execute Order 66"
You sir have made my day!
I'm crying, hilarious
Well
Played Sir 🤣
Jackie Weaver is the Sith Lord we’ve been looking for
Excellent...
this is actually the crispiest 240p I've ever seen
I love it when people try enforce a hierarchy just for hierarchy's sake. Pure comedy gold.
The Gollum like, 'we're having a teams meeting you fool!' is just sublime.
It’s uncanny 😂😂
@@jomarga3691 not gonna disagree.
If you close your eyes, it sounds like Whinny the Pooh addressing the other woodland friends in a condescending manner. Rabbit gets the phone call etc. etc.
0:07 (James Bond turns to face the camera)
Winnie The Pooh: “When do we plan to start?”
Owl: _”Fuck off…”_
„The chairman of this council is the chairman of the council..“
So many iconic lines but this one got me in particular 🤣
I can’t get enough of that scandalised gasp after Brewerton shouts “READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM”
Somewhere a woman fainted and was being fanned back to consciousness
He sounded like a SS border guard.
timestamp?
@@Izzy-zw3vx it’s at 4:25
@@TheManorBeast 🤣👍
READ THE STANDING ORDERS. READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM!
'Meetings shall not take place in premises which at the time of the meeting are used for the supply of alcohol, unless no other premises are available free of charge or at a reasonable cost. [Applicable to: Full Council meetings]'
Where's the chairman? Where's the chairman gone??
@@festivitycat IM THE VICE CHAIRMAN, I TAKE CHARGE
Appalling behaviour.
It's the restraining orders he wants to be worrying about!
How are these people so drunk on their minuscule council power it kills me
No-one talking about the toilet flushing 🤣🤣
Makes wonder if it wasn’t unintentional.
Time frame?
@@celiohelder1 7:11 and thanks for the comment, I forgot all about this 🤣🤣
"Can we make the recording of this meeting available?"
Jackie Weaver's famous last words: "I don't see why not?"
She knew. She had to know what would happen. Her ultimate revenge
I love how they're acting like this is the most important meeting ever held
It probably is to them. Those dinosaurs haven’t left their fart sacks for years so a bit of scrapping on a zoom call about the environment is about as interesting as their lives allow them to be.
‘When do we plan to start’ ‘f@£&£k 0f’
@@boxingboxingboxing99 why do you sound so bitter lol
@@xjar215x Because I am bitter; Believe me when I say I have nothing *but* bitterness and resent to these fossils.
We get that at our local party meetings. People put forward stupid motions as if anyone is evening listening or as it will change the world. It’s all abit ridiculous.
I have immense pride in the fact that I probably live about 10 minutes away from anyone in this call. I hope one day to have the pleasure of seeing any of them in the wild.
I started doing my ancestral tree recently and found out that my 6x great grandfather, a Quaker who immigrated to Pennsylvania around 1700, was born in Handforth. I instantly thought of this meeting
Barry Burkhill’s dramatic silent backwards facing entrance is everything 😭
Ikr, I really liked how Barry Burkhill got a better role in this series, his evil character arc made this season so much better, can't wait for season 2
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One of the greatest entrances in the history of film. Up there with Liz Taylor in Cleopatra.
I like how he’s not even looking at the camera and then like 5 minutes after the chairman was kicked out he’s like ‘where the chairman?’
@@user-ot4wm2fh8g it’s almost as if he woke up from a deep slumber and realised the chairman had disappeared 😂😂😂
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