Youtube Poop - Batman Buys A Pet Tortoise

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @MrStath1986
    @MrStath1986 8 лет назад +182

    "Dead? That's five hundred."
    "How 'bout alive?"
    "That's five hundred."
    :(

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 Год назад +1

      (Rolls eyes) 🙄 1:33

  • @Th3Burn1nator
    @Th3Burn1nator 10 лет назад +190

    "I want $10 a year for the rest of my life."
    "No."

  • @canelia9269
    @canelia9269 10 лет назад +209

    I love how title of the video has nothing to do with anything

    • @Supershadowman2001
      @Supershadowman2001 6 лет назад +11

      canelia they never do with Gertilish

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 3 года назад +16

      Any good RUclips poop should have a nonsensical title that gives no idea of the video’s content

    • @bushbobberson9769
      @bushbobberson9769 Год назад +2

      Wdym? Him buying the tortoise is essentially the whole video.

  • @ThePurpleMushroom
    @ThePurpleMushroom 3 года назад +48

    Even 21 years later, this video really left an impact on me and led me, in a way, down the path of loving dank memes. Still holds up and come back once in a while to watch this masterpiece

    • @erosrangel976
      @erosrangel976 2 года назад +2

      Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way!!!! I had forgotten the name of this masterpiece and spent a good 15 minutes looking for it, but holy heck, am I glad I found it. Good memories. :)

    • @ThePurpleMushroom
      @ThePurpleMushroom 2 года назад +3

      @@erosrangel976 Like a lepar

    • @Deltarii
      @Deltarii 2 года назад +7

      21 years?

    • @ThePurpleMushroom
      @ThePurpleMushroom 2 года назад

      @@Deltarii LMAO I meant to say 11 years later XD

    • @applescruff1969
      @applescruff1969 2 года назад

      @@Deltarii He's called The Purple Mushroom. What'd ya expect?

  • @thezec
    @thezec 8 лет назад +105

    look at this face
    ( . . )
    U
    (___)
    this is the face of gothams bright future

  • @enocescalona
    @enocescalona 10 лет назад +118

    "like a leper!"

  • @theauditor5275
    @theauditor5275 11 лет назад +33

    "You wouldn't." "I WOULDN'T!!"(Harvey intensifies and proceeds to shoot a revolver like its an smg) That and the press conference scene, where Harvey's response to everyone is "SHUTUP!" had me on the floor.

  • @BRUTALSHANZ1988
    @BRUTALSHANZ1988 11 лет назад +73

    Alfred.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close

  • @SVFreedomFighters
    @SVFreedomFighters 11 лет назад +56

    alfred.exe has encountered an error and must be restarted.

  • @WeviYT
    @WeviYT 11 лет назад +67

    0:38 so double pumping a shotgun makes it automatic?? Holy crap! FPS games have been keeping secrets!

  • @SnackerdJack
    @SnackerdJack 8 лет назад +73

    Like a Leper!

  • @HussainAli-hn2ef
    @HussainAli-hn2ef 10 лет назад +44

    I rock...and roll...ALL DAY LONG!!!
    Im counting on it

  • @spentlizard353
    @spentlizard353 10 лет назад +48

    Harvey Dent, Smartest Politician of All Time
    "I believe in Harvey De-"
    SHUT UP!!!

  • @whiskii
    @whiskii 8 лет назад +44

    The part where Two-Face spins the coin at the end was just sheer genius.
    Also the gun part haha. "JESUSSS CHRIST!"

  • @MurdockCakeLie
    @MurdockCakeLie 2 года назад +33

    all these years later and this video still makes me feel like a leper.

    • @joetie7516
      @joetie7516 Год назад +2

      My cousins and I have been quoting, "Like a Leper." Since middle school.

    • @TheGrandMeat2286
      @TheGrandMeat2286 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@joetie7516 Like a leper

  • @whatevenisthis-h7w
    @whatevenisthis-h7w 7 лет назад +39

    WHERE ARE THEY?
    *Punch*
    WHERE ARE THEY?
    *Punch*
    WHERE ARE THEY?
    *Punch*
    WHERE ARE THEY?!
    *Punch*
    WHEREEE AREEE THEEEEEEEY!

  • @RedF0XDelta
    @RedF0XDelta Год назад +5

    2:30 Alfred glitching with Harvey’s reaction lmao

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 14 лет назад +36

    I want ten dollars a year for the rest of my life.

    • @Gitsenberg
      @Gitsenberg 3 года назад +1

      Proto- what are you doing here?

  • @flavonoidzexplosion4286
    @flavonoidzexplosion4286 9 лет назад +11

    The air horn going off when Harvey punches that guy was great

  • @Geo-sesarma
    @Geo-sesarma 9 лет назад +30

    7.8 out of 10 needs more purchasing of pet tortoises by Batman

    • @NunofyaFB
      @NunofyaFB 9 лет назад +3

      Gertilish is known for his random titles

  • @flyingrancidm00nfish7
    @flyingrancidm00nfish7 10 лет назад +65

    HOW BOUT ALIVE......
    that's five hundred!
    /:- I

  • @BenjinWS
    @BenjinWS 8 лет назад +15

    2:52
    (Quiet gun shots)
    ... Not sure you made it *loud enough*, sir-
    *EAR RAPE BANG*
    JEEESUS, CHROYST!

  • @megamovieman101
    @megamovieman101 9 лет назад +16

    This is the face of Gotham's bright future... the white knight. Clearly very handy with a crowd, and extremely popular.
    "SHUT UP!"

  • @stradley_
    @stradley_ 11 лет назад +52

    WHERE ARE THEY?!
    He's at 250 second street.
    WHERE ARE THEY?!
    I already told you!

    • @greyhad6548
      @greyhad6548 7 лет назад +15

      WWHHEERRREEEE AAARRRREEEE TTTHHHEEEYYY

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 5 лет назад +1

      I'm watching Office Space right now and as soon as Tom said that I had to pause and look this video up.

  • @TheBudgetGunCollector
    @TheBudgetGunCollector 10 лет назад +44

    1:30 if only real life punches have air horns...

    • @dominicvoelkl5236
      @dominicvoelkl5236 9 лет назад +10

      That would make action movies twice as entertaining!

  • @axylsorax
    @axylsorax 4 года назад +5

    Ten years later, and I still can't get over how well the words "Like a leper" mesh with Joker's lip movement

  • @bobkolterjahn4266
    @bobkolterjahn4266 10 лет назад +10

    Joker's reaction to the price of being caught alive = Priceless!

  • @epa316
    @epa316 9 лет назад +6

    Canoe flipping over at the end was from Hot Shots! "No matter what I do I end up hurting somebody." (skips stone, knocks out canoe guy)

  • @ダンピール
    @ダンピール 2 года назад +8

    I still think about this vid a decade later

    • @iAmScope2
      @iAmScope2 Год назад +1

      Core memory unlocked.

  • @wiikotom4
    @wiikotom4 9 лет назад +31

    5:20 I keep losing my shit at that scene always.

    • @theburghwrestling3688
      @theburghwrestling3688 3 года назад +3

      WHERE ARE THEY!?

    • @GalaxiaAstrophelofficial
      @GalaxiaAstrophelofficial 3 года назад +5

      @@theburghwrestling3688 i already told you

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 2 года назад +1

      It’s so funny because Batman is so angry that he just wants an excuse to beat up the joker, while the joker is just enjoying the fact that he’s pissing him off. 🤣🤣🤣
      Plus it’s funny how he keeps saying “where are they” even after the joker continuously answers him, and how he says it so slowly at the end in rage. 😆
      _”WHERE ARE THEY???!!!”_
      _”I Already told you! Idiot!”_ lol

  • @MealsOnWheels9797
    @MealsOnWheels9797 10 месяцев назад +3

    I cannot hear the word Gasoline without thinking about this video and laughing

  • @ethanmclean323
    @ethanmclean323 6 лет назад +12

    “WHERE ARE THEY”
    “HE’S ON 25050 2ND STREET”
    “WHERE ARE THEY”
    “SHE’S ON AVENUE X”
    (Continues to hit the joker and ask “WHERE ARE THEY”)

  • @ThePurpleMushroom
    @ThePurpleMushroom 5 лет назад +9

    6 years later and this video is still hilarious XD

  • @ItsaMeReuben
    @ItsaMeReuben 9 лет назад +7

    "You wanna play gay?" 😂

  • @SoundThruTheStatic
    @SoundThruTheStatic 13 лет назад +7

    "You've changed things....like a leper!"
    Well.... lepers DO change things.

  • @nicolasescanuelas7970
    @nicolasescanuelas7970 3 года назад +2

    “WHERE ARE THEY?!”
    “I already TOLD you!”

  • @fricketyfracktraintrack
    @fricketyfracktraintrack 2 года назад +5

    (*shows one side of the coin*) "You die."
    "Mm-hmm."
    (*Shows other side*) "you die."
    "Mmm, now we're talkin'. 😏"
    That part always kills me

  • @seamishmusic
    @seamishmusic 8 лет назад +7

    "I walk and run all day long!" Scarecrow

  • @cpjh4491
    @cpjh4491 5 лет назад +9

    This ruined the dark knight for me lol, especially the scene where Harvey's at Bruce's fundraiser and says he's the face of Gothams bright future, and ofc the Joker interrogation scene

  • @Buccobucco
    @Buccobucco 7 лет назад +2

    Recently watched The Dark Knight again, once it got to "like a leper", I instantly remembered this golden youtube poop.

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 8 лет назад +5

    1:34 how to give Han Zimmers soundtrack some comic timing

  • @kanrup5199
    @kanrup5199 9 лет назад +10

    no I really came here to tell you ... your cute :3
    haha I laughed hard at 2:41 when watching the actual movie ... it actually looks like his face is squeezed in without any editing

  • @BenEd2
    @BenEd2 9 лет назад +17

    2:18 still the greatest moment in YTP history

  • @thememecard3392
    @thememecard3392 5 лет назад +5

    2:35 Alfred.exe has stopped working

  • @jacepalmier7941
    @jacepalmier7941 6 лет назад +10

    2019 anyone?
    If so....
    5:50
    "Weeeeehh!"

  • @superiormusic
    @superiormusic 9 лет назад +7

    0:06 as soon as I heard that scream, I knew I was in for a treat :P

  • @TheTwiliPrince
    @TheTwiliPrince 8 лет назад +17

    2:18 fav part!!!

  • @lord_989
    @lord_989 12 лет назад +5

    1:15
    "Where were you?"
    "SHUT UP"

  • @Shiggy
    @Shiggy Год назад +1

    Damn, so AlpacaHawk was inspired by this ytp when he was making "Batman Is Not the Hero Gotham Deserves"

  • @Maxywoo
    @Maxywoo 4 года назад +3

    Ten years on and the jokes are still timeless

  • @senorincredible
    @senorincredible Год назад +1

    3:32 this part is now so ingrained in my head that when I watch the actual movie I expect to hear the cat scream

  • @Astralfirework
    @Astralfirework 13 лет назад +3

    "You've changed things, like a leper!"

  • @Gertilish
    @Gertilish  12 лет назад +1

    Thank you! Everyones always complaining that they arent anything to do with the videos. No one ever gets they're supposed to just be random.

  • @StarWarsStory
    @StarWarsStory 8 лет назад +3

    0:07 Where does the screaming man at the start comes from?

  • @HighPriestofLemuria
    @HighPriestofLemuria 12 лет назад +2

    Jeebus, when he started saying "Like a leper", I cracked, I couldn't stop laughing. You almost killed me, ...
    ...
    ...
    Like a leper!

  • @Mrjohnny164
    @Mrjohnny164 11 лет назад +5

    "give it to me"
    *censored*
    LOL XD

  • @IchiEyes
    @IchiEyes 3 года назад +2

    This is the penultimate YTP for me. As timeless as when I first discovered it ten years ago when I was 15

  • @jamlym4974
    @jamlym4974 7 лет назад +4

    This is art.

  • @boscutti939
    @boscutti939 5 месяцев назад +1

    One of the classic ytps 👌

  • @xavierfoster8723
    @xavierfoster8723 9 лет назад +10

    Like a leper.

  • @kl4969
    @kl4969 7 лет назад +2

    They got some really powerful guns in gotham, i gotta say. He rapid-fired the shotgun, for god's sake.

  • @DJSwitch50
    @DJSwitch50 10 лет назад +14

    WHERE ARE THEY!?

  • @gmchammer
    @gmchammer 10 лет назад +1

    Harvey: *heavy breathing* you die..... *flips coin* you DIE.
    Joker: now were talking!

  • @Technatura83
    @Technatura83 10 лет назад +12

    Give it to me.

  • @Tribal_Soldier
    @Tribal_Soldier 3 года назад +2

    10 years and this is still GOLD!

  • @kciN1221
    @kciN1221 2 года назад +3

    That air horn punch 🤣

  • @SLITHERMAN54
    @SLITHERMAN54 12 лет назад +1

    my definite fav part is the bull horn when he punched him XD

  • @greenman1424
    @greenman1424 11 лет назад +4

    I can't watch this movie with a straight face any more

  • @kean1
    @kean1 11 лет назад +2

    da face of gotham's bright future

  • @jakewarren705
    @jakewarren705 12 лет назад +4

    WHERE AREEEEE THEEEY???
    Like a Leper
    Give it to me
    *censored*

  • @metarotta
    @metarotta 5 лет назад +2

    there's alot of small bits that alpacahawk did later in his YTP although im guessing that he hasn't seen this before making his

  • @jakejohnson9151
    @jakejohnson9151 9 лет назад +7

    Like a leper

  • @Nikkimaissi
    @Nikkimaissi 13 лет назад +1

    -Dead, that's five hundred.
    "HOW 'BOUT ALIVE, HMPH?"
    -That's five hundred.
    LMAO I laughed so hard.

  • @Hoshcof
    @Hoshcof 8 лет назад +9

    The fuck does this have to do with buying a pet tortoise?

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 8 лет назад +2

      Vod-vod-vod-vod-vod-vod-vod-vod...

    • @justgween7573
      @justgween7573 8 лет назад +7

      From watching ytps for about 8 years, I think it's safe to say that the title basically has nothing to do with the video content. I've only seen the title match the content once but sadly that video has been removed recently.

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 8 лет назад +1

      Cringing Leonodon Ah, that's the beauty of it. How about Michael Gets Horny at the Hospital?

  • @tameston5467
    @tameston5467 Год назад +2

    0:01 what is this song because I’ve been looking for it forever

    • @Gertilish
      @Gertilish  Год назад +1

      Barenaked Ladies - Enid

  • @JohnnyCageRock
    @JohnnyCageRock 10 лет назад +3

    2:16 why am I laughing so much

  • @Xenoforge78
    @Xenoforge78 5 лет назад +2

    Funniest ytp we've seen in ages. I was in fucking tears watching this. Like a leper!

  • @tutorial5711
    @tutorial5711 11 лет назад +5

    4:33 lol

  • @wiikotom4
    @wiikotom4 12 лет назад +2

    5:25 'I already told you! *Batman hits with fist* 'hahahahahahahahahaha'.
    Hillarious part, i laughed so much that my belly hurt.

  • @kobebonhomme7037
    @kobebonhomme7037 10 лет назад +5

    2:52 who put there volume louder?

  • @naranara1690
    @naranara1690 Год назад

    Tiny throwing the controller and knocking over the kayak was always my favorite joke

  • @ItsJade17
    @ItsJade17 8 лет назад +5

    Like a leopard xD

  • @natehernandez9352
    @natehernandez9352 7 месяцев назад

    The Sound Effect That Was Used For When The Joker Was Clapping His Hands Was Priceless 🤣

  • @eve.2739
    @eve.2739 10 лет назад +4

    Alfred-ohohohohohohoho

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 6 лет назад

    2:19 the fact that it wasnt triple amplified ear rape alone made it so much funnier! HAHAHAHAhahahaha 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😭

  • @daswordofgork9823
    @daswordofgork9823 6 лет назад +3

    Like the leopard.

  • @blonddude207
    @blonddude207 12 лет назад +2

    Where's the "I already told you!" sound clip from? I recognize it from somewhere.

  • @smashbrospippop1931
    @smashbrospippop1931 10 лет назад +1

    Possibly the greatest poop of all time

  • @Evoxolon
    @Evoxolon 8 лет назад +5

    Shotguns don't have that many bullets.

  • @xXbooneman12Xx
    @xXbooneman12Xx 12 лет назад +1

    This deserves more views.

  • @broman260
    @broman260 10 лет назад +4

    BURRRP.

  • @ghostgirl468
    @ghostgirl468 13 лет назад +2

    2.12
    *buzzzing fly*
    Harvey; (table smack) Got it.
    LOVE IT.

  • @OneRockyBoi77
    @OneRockyBoi77 13 лет назад +1

    Pump twice for automatic shotgun

  • @Boohahascaredyou
    @Boohahascaredyou 11 лет назад +1

    Funniest YTP I've seen in months man! Great work!

  • @R.Estrada
    @R.Estrada 12 лет назад +1

    one of the best ytps I've seen

  • @DXSUCKIT1990
    @DXSUCKIT1990 5 лет назад +2

    Holy fuck, alpacahawk appropriated a fuck ton of this

    • @venturatheace1
      @venturatheace1 5 лет назад +2

      True. You could make a drinking game out of it

  • @supercsilver
    @supercsilver 13 лет назад +1

    Joker: like a lepar. Batman slams jokers head on the table lol

  • @MASTURCHEEF001
    @MASTURCHEEF001 14 лет назад +1

    6 people think a simple phone call would have sufficed

  • @venomfoxgames
    @venomfoxgames 4 года назад +1

    "How about alive?"
    "That's 500!"
    *DUD DUN! DUD DUN!*

  • @purplesodapop
    @purplesodapop 12 лет назад +2

    "I want the Joker."
    "I ROCK. AND ROLL. ALL DAY LONG."
    "I'm counting on it."