Why California is Completely RUINED

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @swimmingdrop9557
    @swimmingdrop9557 11 месяцев назад +117

    Holy shit that sewer rant had me in absolute tears

    • @RoflCopter726
      @RoflCopter726 11 месяцев назад +4

      I laughed every time Dick yelled “SHIT PIT” 😂

  • @kenmasters1803
    @kenmasters1803 11 месяцев назад +75

    Ah woody. So naive.

  • @myrealname9656
    @myrealname9656 11 месяцев назад +204

    Woody gets called out for his liberal views and he immediately deflects to some guy in New York....You can definitely tell he's had practice with mental gymnastics lol.

    • @Tobabobis
      @Tobabobis 11 месяцев назад +21

      He learned it from his wife

    • @GeneTickles
      @GeneTickles 11 месяцев назад

      There is a reason why he didn’t move his family into a neighborhood of color. There is a reason why rich lefties live in gated communities.

    • @budget.88
      @budget.88 11 месяцев назад +21

      Look up Dancing Israelis.

    • @crmac135
      @crmac135 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@Tobabobiswife’s boyfriend*

    • @itsv1p3r
      @itsv1p3r 11 месяцев назад

      All liberals have to learn how to do this if they want to remain liberals, if they accidentally see reality for what it is they shake their heads and snap out of it, back into their blissful world of delusion

  • @Might.B.Housey_
    @Might.B.Housey_ 11 месяцев назад +60

    Holy shit, Dick losing his mind over the shit pit killed me.

    • @DawidEstishort
      @DawidEstishort 11 месяцев назад +2

      "When you stare into the shit-pit, the shit-pit stares back at you"

  • @FrankCastle-he8fl
    @FrankCastle-he8fl 11 месяцев назад +24

    Born and raised in CALIFORNIA left the day i retired and all of my buddies have left or leaving and were all were Peace Officers

  • @peteranderson037
    @peteranderson037 11 месяцев назад +54

    "What's his name? The black gun guy." And we all knew who he meant.

    • @ihaveachihuahau
      @ihaveachihuahau 11 месяцев назад +4

      Hasn't he been on the show before? Maybe I'm crazy.

    • @WomenHateShortMen
      @WomenHateShortMen 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ihaveachihuahauhes been on Rogan

    • @Idciydhmb
      @Idciydhmb 11 месяцев назад

      Black Rambo 😂

    • @vicrattlehead8665
      @vicrattlehead8665 9 месяцев назад +1

      We talkin bout black Rambo right 😭

  • @captzoom1778
    @captzoom1778 11 месяцев назад +13

    It's called a cesspool when the sewage just goes into a hole and you can see it from the top of the ground nasty

  • @Spankytehgreat
    @Spankytehgreat 10 месяцев назад +6

    For someone who lives in Portland for their whole life( I’m 27) it’s absolutely hilarious to watch your local government scratch their head wondering why things are the way they are.

  • @Greivous429
    @Greivous429 11 месяцев назад +29

    That’s exactly what NC needs, more commifornians coming hear.

    • @BIM9622
      @BIM9622 11 месяцев назад +5

      Average intelligence of the modern conservative. Can't differentiate between "here" and "hear" lmfao

    • @dynamichunter843
      @dynamichunter843 11 месяцев назад

      Anyone who says commiefornians unironically has their opinion invalidated.

    • @KToll5784
      @KToll5784 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@BIM9622New brand of ultracopium: Grammar Nazi

  • @campy3888
    @campy3888 11 месяцев назад +41

    After work, I stopped by a Vons here in California to pick up some cheese. There was an obese/purple hair/goth/they/them person (they all look the same) giving the deli worker a really hard time. The older Filipina woman behind the counter asked again to confirm the type of cheese. The fat chick said "White American, and I resent that you made me say that but whatever"... I didn't even grow up in the US and it makes me mad Americans are allowing this to happen to them.

    • @itsv1p3r
      @itsv1p3r 11 месяцев назад +3

      What a creepy critter

    • @mobilechernobyl8301
      @mobilechernobyl8301 11 месяцев назад +9

      This is 100% made up for brownie points lmao

    • @campy3888
      @campy3888 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@mobilechernobyl8301 Yeah I know what it sounds like but Cali is always a few years ahead of the rest of the country in crazy.

    • @thatindiandude4602
      @thatindiandude4602 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@mobilechernobyl8301a lot of youtube comments are like this.

    • @zigmundo
      @zigmundo 11 месяцев назад

      @@mobilechernobyl8301RUclips commenters are turning into redditors

  • @keatonanderson5256
    @keatonanderson5256 11 месяцев назад +3

    To add context to the cop city thing, the protesters were environmentalists who were upset that the land being used for construction was part of a protected land act and the person who was killed was shot 47 different times with different calibers of guns and his body was only discovered several days after he had been reported missing after the protest, and where was his body found, on the land that they were going to build cop city on

  • @richardchargingcloud6590
    @richardchargingcloud6590 11 месяцев назад +13

    woody said 'legit gangsters'

    • @ChipFreeSpace
      @ChipFreeSpace 11 месяцев назад +5

      And by that he meant black people lololol

    • @bloodlinefilms
      @bloodlinefilms 11 месяцев назад

      @@ChipFreeSpacehow do we know he didnt mean a bunch of itallians from 1930s chicago?

  • @Ghiscari
    @Ghiscari 11 месяцев назад +42

    “Most of the races I’ve encountered in real life, have exemptions for the good ones”
    -Woody, 2023

  • @MatthewKniesEnjoyer89
    @MatthewKniesEnjoyer89 10 месяцев назад +2

    I lost it at steve urban🤣🤣🤣

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 11 месяцев назад +2

    Colion Noir
    (Co-lee-on)
    Number 1 for gun related news the day it breaks.

  • @generalzod5944
    @generalzod5944 11 месяцев назад +3

    Underground hot springs at Dicks place!!!!

  • @zoomped
    @zoomped 11 месяцев назад +4

    if you from Tn you know the nike trucks and cargo trains in memphis/nashville getting robbed almost once a year 🤣

  • @foxxtrotecho8950
    @foxxtrotecho8950 11 месяцев назад +5

    I think states with no income tax have higher property taxes and sales tax, could be wrong though

    • @crmac135
      @crmac135 11 месяцев назад

      You are. Research is one hell of a thing

  • @TheAdequateMedia
    @TheAdequateMedia 10 месяцев назад

    2:19 i like to imagine that he was fairly annoyed about the pronuciation.

  • @pineland_national7497
    @pineland_national7497 11 месяцев назад +4

    “I’m here in North Carolina, liberals ain’t so bad!” Come on over to Fayetteville Woody

  • @RomeoMike22
    @RomeoMike22 11 месяцев назад +2

    Texas has insanely high property taxes

  • @garfield2293
    @garfield2293 11 месяцев назад +3

    Anyone notice woody only becomes full diehard liberal around election time? It's like he gets activated

  • @michaelmateo2399
    @michaelmateo2399 11 месяцев назад +6

    The sewer story is hilarious its prob unloading sewage in someone else’s house neighbor prob wondering were all the shit is coming from 😂

  • @kyosefgofa
    @kyosefgofa 10 месяцев назад

    Texas has high property tax. Like 12% maybe.

  • @OfficialNice
    @OfficialNice 7 месяцев назад +1

    Woody would not know a gangster from high school kid let’s be honest

  • @rogerrogers8834
    @rogerrogers8834 11 месяцев назад +2

    Was in LA last week and was surprised how few homeless there was. Hardly saw any. Was way better than everyone made it out to be

  • @Nick-shmanced
    @Nick-shmanced 11 месяцев назад +1

    "child trafficking!" Pretty sure Matt Gaetz has the market cornered on that

    • @davidm2031
      @davidm2031 7 месяцев назад

      Oh brother 🙄

  • @basicmeme1040
    @basicmeme1040 10 месяцев назад +1

    4:10 "skinny white protestors, no legit gangsters"
    Black gangsters are the skinniest of the bunch. Food stamps 500 caloriesthey have dufferent "guns" to flex

  • @iiam2214
    @iiam2214 11 месяцев назад

    Bum hunter was wild, lol

  • @mysteryman447
    @mysteryman447 11 месяцев назад +1

    tents are suuper flammable

    • @sallyspits
      @sallyspits 4 месяца назад

      So are you.

    • @mysteryman447
      @mysteryman447 4 месяца назад +1

      @@sallyspits tents dont shoot back lol

  • @ChiTownOriginator
    @ChiTownOriginator 11 месяцев назад +7

    This was a legendary Dick story, that was absolutely hilarious

  • @justinantonius2823
    @justinantonius2823 11 месяцев назад +5

    If money is no object the best state is obviously Hawaii if you're rich you can basically do whatever you want.
    Basically you have to do something outrageously criminal to even have a run-in with the police.
    If you are not a violent carjacker armed with a firearm they are not even going to bother chasing you because it would be more dangerous than just seeing you later because it's a small island with only a few roads 😂
    We may not be legal but everybody and their grandmother can get you some

    • @itsv1p3r
      @itsv1p3r 11 месяцев назад +1

      An acquaintance of mine lives in hawaii, not sure what island. He sold his car in connecticut to be able to afford one of those dinky little moped scooters. Connecticut sucks but moving to hawaii seems like one of the only financially worse places to live.

    • @vlcheish
      @vlcheish 10 месяцев назад

      Sounds nice but the main issue with Hawaii is that you are stuck on a small island and anywhere else is a 5 to 9 hour flight at least.

    • @justinantonius2823
      @justinantonius2823 Месяц назад

      ​@@itsv1p3r as long as you don't plan on owning a lot of land Hawaii is great most things are only about 15% more expensive than the mainland.
      Do you like driving American cars well that's great because everybody else here likes to drive a piece of s*** Toyota that is valued three times it's worth but you can get an old Ford or a Chevrolet for 30% of its Blue book 🤣😂👌

    • @justinantonius2823
      @justinantonius2823 Месяц назад

      ​@@vlcheishI'm not exactly rich but even I can afford first class out of Hawaii it was only 1750 for a straight flight to Boston first class $700 economy

    • @vlcheish
      @vlcheish Месяц назад +2

      ​@@justinantonius2823 who the F wants to waste time dealing with airports/flying hours just to get off that island? even basic things like amazon prime can take a month to get there or you get charged as the free shipping doesn't apply. few bands tour there, crappy live sporting event options...etc its called island fever for a reason being in the middle of the pacific

  • @kevinwhite3482
    @kevinwhite3482 10 месяцев назад

    We out here Taylor🤚

  • @willshields4480
    @willshields4480 11 месяцев назад +2

    Aren't the non LA and San Francisco parts of California kind of nice? (I'm not an American, so IDK)

    • @ChristopherFodor
      @ChristopherFodor 11 месяцев назад +1

      Not unless you're a millionaire or want to live in the woods up north

    • @AyeSayGang
      @AyeSayGang 11 месяцев назад +2

      Most cities in Orange County (just south of LA) are nice and pretty conservative compared to the rest of the state, but still expensive since they’re right on the coast. San Diego also has a decent amount of conservatives I’ve noticed. But anything more than an hour away from the coast is pretty much just meth heads and crime unless you’re going to woodsy/mountainous vacation spots like Big Bear or Lake Tahoe

    • @ChristopherFodor
      @ChristopherFodor 11 месяцев назад

      Just live in Mexico and commute to San Diego. Tijuanas more livable than half that state

    • @michaelingram4000
      @michaelingram4000 11 месяцев назад

      The beaches are nice, Fresno and Bakersfield aren’t for the faint hearted.

  • @rookis25
    @rookis25 11 месяцев назад

    I moved out of OC CA in 2015 as a cook, Moved to Oklahoma and started and an Electricians' Apprentice, bought a house in 2018 for $120k at a 2.9% interest rate. Watched the world go to shit while my houe gained another 100k in value. Move tf away.

    • @ColScoob
      @ColScoob Месяц назад

      Just don't bring your problems here brother, from an Oklahoman

    • @rookis25
      @rookis25 Месяц назад

      @@ColScoob i grew up here bromo

    • @ColScoob
      @ColScoob Месяц назад

      @@rookis25 Oh fair enough, where'd you grow up? We might be neighbors.

    • @rookis25
      @rookis25 Месяц назад

      @@ColScoob Delaware county

    • @ColScoob
      @ColScoob Месяц назад

      @@rookis25 grew up in Sequoyah county myself, idk how you feel about it but eastern Oklahoma is a whole different state from the west

  • @Talpiot8200
    @Talpiot8200 11 месяцев назад

    Orlando gang. It sucks but it’s also prime at the same time. Our tourist taxes are wild. That’s how we pay for a ton of stuff and the population grows a retarded amount every year so the turnover on real estate and property taxes in general keeps going up. The worst part of central FLA is the homeowners insurance and traffic now. Driving to Tampa when I was in high school in 09 took an hour tops. Now, sometimes 2.5 if youre unlucky. The sheer population of Latinos moving to Kissimmee is unfathomable until you see it for yourself. Our per capita 17:21 on big booty Latinas in nearly untouched tho and I thank God for them.

  • @Rivers198
    @Rivers198 10 месяцев назад

    If hes on well water that could be a problem

  • @SomeBody-qs4rh
    @SomeBody-qs4rh 3 месяца назад

    I dont think i want to go to NC if its filled with people just like Woody

  • @JM-nt5ex
    @JM-nt5ex 11 месяцев назад +8

    Swing states tend to be the best, although a large portion of "liberal states" seem excellent, like Massachusetts, Minnesota, along with many other northeastern and midwestern states

    • @ccubsfan94
      @ccubsfan94 11 месяцев назад

      God, Minnesota sucks. Minneapolis specifically

    • @ST4X-0N-ST4X
      @ST4X-0N-ST4X 11 месяцев назад +10

      Every state you named would be unbearable to live in

    • @JM-nt5ex
      @JM-nt5ex 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@ST4X-0N-ST4X Everyone I know from these states, or that have moved to these states are happier than down south. Better work environment, better COL in certain states like Minnesota, and better state policy. Especially given all the recent investment in manufacturing, it’s a great time to be a midwest factory worker

    • @Kino_pup
      @Kino_pup 11 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@JM-nt5exdude Colorado is a little rough. For me at least... Idk if you only take in to consideration the working environment but everything else is kind of crazy. It is getting more expensive week by week. Land is diminishing and price of land has super skyrocketed. Gas is wild. Meat is wild. Electric prices are wild. I had a home in Louisiana for half the price and double the square footage and more modern PLUS 50 acres of privacy. There were no mountains to look at but F*ck it.. is was so much cheaper and the food is like the best in the country although lots of overweight people. If you like the suburbs then yeah I guess you’ll like it. It’s like endless suburbs and townhouses here to the point where when your driving through (the country) your driving past townhouses for miles and they obscure your view of the mountains. I’d rather see nature instead. I chose to live in a place where it’s not so crowded but if you like that stuff then yeah you’ll love it. I like space. Cities are a nightmare.

    • @ddylla85
      @ddylla85 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@JM-nt5exRural MN may be nice, but apparently the taxes are bonkers.

  • @Matt-ow4fu
    @Matt-ow4fu 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bum fights/backyard wrestling/Boone brothers chick fights. God bless vhs

  • @KCJbomberFTW
    @KCJbomberFTW 11 месяцев назад

    We have no rats, tax free laborers, and the best weather best sports and best food in the world

  • @SuspiraVictim1
    @SuspiraVictim1 10 месяцев назад

    California aint been right since Rozz left, baby....

  • @gixch
    @gixch 11 месяцев назад

    BOTH OF THEM think it’s pronounced COLLIN NOIR???? Am I insane?

  • @daddyjub2038
    @daddyjub2038 2 месяца назад

    Florida RULES

  • @chriznew1695
    @chriznew1695 23 дня назад

    Dick can get all his money back in court.

  • @enclave315
    @enclave315 11 месяцев назад

    You get what you vote for

  • @jrockz133t
    @jrockz133t 11 месяцев назад

    Woody's gonna shit on my lay of the land for delicious alligator meat??? We here don't like you too Woody. We watch for your ACTUAL based co-hosts

  • @alexvollkommer1598
    @alexvollkommer1598 11 месяцев назад

    southern NH

  • @ramirezharrier
    @ramirezharrier 11 месяцев назад

    I see plenty of antifa in downtown Chicago (universities), but I play airsoft in Wisconsin, where they literally had to make rules at the fields about certain armbands 😂

    • @iiAnferny
      @iiAnferny 11 месяцев назад +1

      >Play airsoft in wisconsin
      There's your problem

    • @ChipFreeSpace
      @ChipFreeSpace 11 месяцев назад

      Cap

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 3 месяца назад

    Woody is an NPC

  • @StonieBear420
    @StonieBear420 10 месяцев назад

    2:17 ah yes the right is the one that started the kkk , right?... 😂

  • @Vinlyguyx420x
    @Vinlyguyx420x 10 месяцев назад

    What happened to Taylor? Why is he not fat anymore?

  • @justme87999
    @justme87999 11 месяцев назад +1

    Florida really is the best

  • @DefaultProphet
    @DefaultProphet 11 месяцев назад +3

    “It’s easy for us to get along with the hard right they paid me to be here!” Telling on yourself yikes

    • @ST4X-0N-ST4X
      @ST4X-0N-ST4X 11 месяцев назад

      More like people on the hard right are actually tolerable to be around unlike the average liberal. I seriously had more fun chilling with gangster crips than I ever did in a liberal gathering 😂

    • @ThatOneguy-cg2sw
      @ThatOneguy-cg2sw 11 месяцев назад +7

      Nah the far right is just really cool.

    • @DefaultProphet
      @DefaultProphet 11 месяцев назад

      @@ThatOneguy-cg2sw Is it tho

    • @matthewhalstead8817
      @matthewhalstead8817 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@ThatOneguy-cg2swdefine far right

  • @enlightenedm.c.c.264
    @enlightenedm.c.c.264 11 месяцев назад

    Lol

  • @enlightenedm.c.c.264
    @enlightenedm.c.c.264 11 месяцев назад +1

    First

  • @Kinney-w4e
    @Kinney-w4e 11 месяцев назад

    A spin off? It WAS bumfights

  • @Dinorantsandraves
    @Dinorantsandraves 11 месяцев назад

    I left in 2019 thank god.

  • @DefaultProphet
    @DefaultProphet 11 месяцев назад +1

    “It’s easy for us to get along with the hard right they paid me to be here!” Telling on yourself yikes

    • @sleepyproduction7166
      @sleepyproduction7166 11 месяцев назад

      The hard left is just as hateful and violent

    • @ThePlayer920
      @ThePlayer920 11 месяцев назад +1

      "Errrmmmm... did Kyle really just say that?!?! Yikes!!! I need share this with r/Cuckold ASAP!!!"

    • @DefaultProphet
      @DefaultProphet 11 месяцев назад

      @@ThePlayer920 aw buddy did you type that all up yourself? I’m proud of you.