Technoblade being the biggest NOOB for 10 minutes straight!
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- Опубликовано: 8 май 2024
- Technoblade biggest noob moments for 10 minutes straight on Dream SMP and Hypixel!
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I've tried to find the most hilarious Technoblade Moments (Noob Moments) and mainly focused on having a good portion of variety in the clips!
I think I've found very good Clips for the Video so It has the right to have the title technoblade noob moments for 8 minutes straight!
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This video features multiple Technoblade Funniest Dream SMP moments, Technoblade bedwars funny moments, Technoblade Dream SMP Stream moments and is just overall filled with moments where Technoblade was actually being bad in minecraft!
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Let’s buy everything
Yep
Bought a shirt, I hope we can raise a lot
@@-two1679 I'm buying Christmas gifts at his store. My orders should help.
thank you
Techno: You want me too punch the bear do I look stupid ?
Techno 1 sec later: Ohhh
Facts
He looks stupid for some sec
Me: sometime......yeah 😐😅
Lol
*to
Technoblade has the vibe that he could solve world peace but has no idea how to make instant noodles
yes.
yes.
yes.
yes.
yes.
3:54
This was for lore purposes. The characters on the SMP that they play never have seen ender portal frame, so they have to behave like they don't know what it is and they tried to break it.
Yes
Was still funny tho
R/woooosh
@@kc4178 it's not a woooosh
@@kc4178 i feel like that woooosh is for you buddy. some people might literally not know about this. man gave info and your out here all like ''No I aM fuNnY redItoR''
Bro Technoblades sarcasm is so advance that people think he's stupid.
His sarcasm and acting, ppl mistaken it for stupidity
@@blueboi5808 yes
That's all part of a master plan
@@blueboi5808 stan
@@haroldmercado7343 stfu you don’t even know what a Stan is. What I said was the truth
don't fall for this , he makes himself look Noob .It's all part of his master plan
Yes
Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak
-Sun Tzu The Art of War
S T A N
Let's take him to 69
I actually think this is true, also when playing with people that is worse than him he makes little mistakes so they feel better
Sometimes Technoblade is so smart that it’s insane, but other times he sounds like he drinks sea water to hydrate.
Seawater xD
@20359 Sardar Muhammad Shahzain Nakai which sea water have you been drinking?
@20359 Sardar Muhammad Shahzain Nakai ok send me some,I gotta do something with it. Don't ask why?
@20359 Sardar Muhammad Shahzain Nakai yeah
But it has salt which dehydrates you
@20359 Sardar Muhammad Shahzain Nakai oh my god
I didn't see it before
The Key to enlightenment
Guys, stop bullying him, Dream wrote the script for it to be that way.
Nah didn’t you hear?
Wilbur wrote him to do that
@@plutoberry6393 Nah don't you know ? Ranboo wrote Wilbur to write dream as the person who writes technos lines
@@shardulpandey6712 Nah didn't you know? Technoblade wrote ranboo to write Wilbur to write dream as the person who wrote techno's line
Nah don’t you know? Steve wrote Technoblade to write Ranboo to write Wilbur to write Dream as the person write Techno’s lines.
@@laudrella5513 nah don't you know? Tommy wrote Steve to write Technoblade to write Ranboo to write Wilbur to write dream as the person who wrote Technoblades lines
**Phantom comes**
Techno:
"HAHH"
"What is that?!"
"Is it going to kill me"
"I'M NOT GOINNG TO DIE TO BAT MAN"
The length of video, and amount shows just how good his content is.
Or just how little he uploads lol
@@Goat_Vibez_in_Cornfieldz lmao
@@Goat_Vibez_in_Cornfieldz xd good one
Technoblade or this guy?
Nope not at all. They just take, reupload, and monetize other peoples content. Scummy af
6:21 the actual fear from hearing the phantom
6:23 THE PURE FEAR YOU CAN JUST *HEAR* IN HIS VOICE
He's not actually scared dumb
@@Xeno574 I- can you kids like roast me properly please? You sound like dumbasses when you don’t.
@@Xeno574 I'M CRYING THAT WAS SO RANDOMLY HARSH AHSHSHAH
@@_cottontuna_3790 Yeah fr
@@Xeno574 ok dumb
5:11 me when people try to hug me
Lol
I got an Oreo add- should I be concerned? no. Am I? no.
@@wooh_M.A.G.I.C. nah you're fine
@@platinumknight_7 aight good
I’m like that but I bludgeon the person with a shovel
Techno : *Beats Dream and wins 100k tournament*
Also Techno : whAts A bLAsT FUrNaCE?
@just a random guy in Comments 1.6 ?
You won't believe it, but I have been speedrunning minecraft without knowing how to shear sheeps, make netherite ingots and upgrade diamond tools to netherite. It's just some stuff that you don't do in you gameplay or stuff so you never learn about them ig
@@Shape1425 1.16. Techno plays in 1.8. The tourney was 5 matches in each version.
@@aritraghosh3441 no i just questioned about guy named @just a random guy in Comments
When He Say he was new to 1.6
Then I just confuse did he mean 1.6 or 1.16
@@Shape1425 he meant 1.16
Thank you for this
We are techno content starved
Factsss
@@insiderabhay8668 yep
He just uploaded yesterday 😂
@@timothycasires283 I saw it the second it came out
@@Dumbsourplum he hardly has any content
What Techno stans see:
LMFAO PLEASE-
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That's not how you use the word stan
3:54 Gonna give this one to Techno because he was doing roleplay purposes-
Did you draw your pfp? •o•
@@flask_r2513 A friend drew it-
@@itsblu22 ohh I was going to say permission to redraw in my style lol
2:25 he hit that tho
Dang, he did 😂
Yeah I font understand how was that a boomer clip
Yep Dream copied him soooooooo much
Techno mastered his ladder clutch
Techno most clutch moment next
Agreed
^
+1
Sheesh
U really want a 4 hours video
Please no i like this video because its different
There's about 10 billion compilations of Technoblade clutches
Theres also a clip where techno is talking about playing minecraft for 10 years and he only have known that thorns enchantment can not only be put on chestlpates but on leggings, helmets and boots as well
8:53 the most emotion i've heard in his voice
If your ever here to memorialize our King Technoblade, I'm raising my hand as first present with tears 😭😭😭😭😭
no,i came here for trying to find a coment that didnt tell about technoblade dead
Can you techno fans quit with the sad comments. We all know he died, so move on you guys
@@america692 this was 13 days ago, the day technoblade was announced dead. Just let them be ffs.
o7
@@edwardkenedy9740 why did you try to find one if you didn't want to see it
The fact that the only entity that can bully techno is a wonderer with an alpaca. 😂😂😂
Wanderer
Llama
Techno
LAMA
You say I am a alpaca again and all non peasfull worlds will kill you!
"Personal space buddy..!", just killed me
"do i look STUPID?" yes. yes you do sir
He just accidentally forget it lol
4:46 the wandering trader is just trying to get a screenshot
Technoblade... You're still alive in our hearts and memories
Wandering trader: huh?
Techno: hUh...**annoyed***
8:54 if only...
😔
Happy life, just kidding it like reality :(
Guys the ladder clutch was really cool, he did it on his first try.
Technoblade never dies or is it technoblade never streams
Edit thanks for 95 likes make that 131
Edit 2 it's been a day am on 234 likes
Edit 3 am on 346 likes
ROASTED!!!!! The burn tho....XD
@@SubToEPG1 lol
@roblox player Look, guys!
It's a rare toxic Techno fan!
@roblox player imagine playing roblox xD
@@rosscaffrey3272 haha no offense to roblox tho
Dream: watching Technoblade miss his ladder MLG and lie.
Dream: *DIES LAUGHING*
( MEANWHILE HE IS MAKING ANGRY VILLAGER NOISES)
Dream viewers:Dream 200iq moments
Techno viewers:Techno being the biggest noob for 10 mins
Never knew this dude until my sister mentioned that he died of cancer. We lost our aunt to cancer as well so I can't imagine what the family is going through. Rest In Peace. ❤
I watched techno for like a year, and then i didn't know of his passing until one of my streamers I was following, had his notification set to
"RIP techno" and I was like, what happened to technoblade 😦. And I looked it up and found out, rip you legend. o7
I've been watching him for 5 years now.. cancer is stupid I'm gonna stop studying computer science and study medicine so i end this disease
@@f1zzler._. Yeah cancer sucks.
I support you in this endeavor.
As he would say, cancer is cringe.
@@enderlord8771 Facts
nothinn like techno content before sleepin xD
What is sleep?
YES
@@flame_axe exactly (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
True
Exactly but idk why
Technoblade had the chance to have to most epic moment ever and then he misclicked
@sAdKarRet ladder mlg
tbf it's a tough trick
@@luminatron it's easy cuz you don't need to click on the side of the block
Yeah man he could've done an epic ladder clutch on his first try but the failed us all
@@imaginebreakerr yea he is so bad imagine not getting a ladder clutch first try😂🤣😂
@@usa5893 joke?
Honestly sad watching this although it still makes me laugh sm
Memories...
Okay but the 4:00 clip is him in roleplay. He was making a joke about it - not actually thinking he could break it
Wait, *Aren't this just Technoboomer?*
8:18 the fact that in the anmations this is extremely epic, but in reality this is just awkward lmao
I'm just hearing tencho saying "it's a disability" or something like that
we love you techno.
Who else is here rewatching this and trying not to cry 🥲
Absolutely
Lol even technoblade is one of the best minecraft player but he is still a noob in vanilla
Yeah, every GOOD players will still have a weakness
Hes good at pvp and somehow good at gathering resources
I love how he is sometimes unkillable, sometimes he walks off a cliff. Sometimes he’s funny
Sometimes he’s even funnier
we miss him
TECHNO WAS NOT A NOOB! It was part of his humour!! RIP Techno
Well then his humor is trash
@@cocoaaaa2_ I’m Sorry, But that is not appropriate I will not allow you to speak I’ll of the dead. Learn some respect.
The end portal clip is him canonically in the Dream SMP not knowing what the frames are and trying to figure out what it is
Edit: if I got wooshed idc I’m just trying to explain that
I left this in my watch later and i just saw it now and it hurts sm. Rest in peace techno.
the end protal one is part of the lore on the dream smp they act like they dont know what it is
Techno:-This bunny pet will buff my potato count 0.3% per each level,when upgraded in the max level with legendary status it will buff my potato farming technic by 30% only while I'm online.
Also techo:-how do I make a blast furnace again?
Rip
RIP techno
Techno didn't even cure Covid, take the L
Yeah your right
Techno is so good that it took years to do this vid
This hits different a year later
o7
10 minutes out of 5 years. What a legend
What a blood god
Technoblade fans be like: *"nice to see that i'm not the only ones seeing this"*
Rip techno blade 😢🥺
Hearing Technoblade say that in 8:54 makes me sad how he passed at 21. RIP you legend.
23 he died at rip a legend
Just rewatching some Technoblade content...:')
Fans are watching after legend techo died
"Am i going to die to batman"
Is for me💀🤚
The legend has died now R.I.P technoblade
The title of this video is the same as if you were to make a video saying”Tommyinnit being the most grown up member of the dream smp”
Why did I get recommended this video right after the death video... this video aged well.
These good old days
#RIPTechno
3:06 if you listen good you can hear fall dmg which totally means he is standing still right now.
Yes.
this aged like expired milk.
You forgot the time he made a whole rant on how people didn't tell him you could put thorns on all of your armor and as they say
Act strong if you are weak, and weak when you are strong
- Sun Tzu, The art of war
Even when he is dead technoblade still puts smile on my face. RIP, techno
Watching this video made me miss Teachnoblade, Rip Legend.💗
not this popping up on my recommended after he passed away :(
Mine too :(
#technosupport. .
All part of the plan.
The masta plan
no one cares if he is a noob or not its much worse now that he is no longer in this world :(
People care and ti not worse he died
My God, I never thought I would be sad watching a Minecraft video. May Techno Rest In Peace
It's where boys cried.
Where is the string axe?
o7, dear technoblade...
8:13, are we gonna ignore that he has 17 ender pearls?
Cursed
probably a skyblock thing
0:30 Agreeeed
when he is so good that half of the clips is just him acting
I forgot that I was watching about techno
I thought it was some beginner
4:34 We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
4:09 he was not being a noob he was doing a lore stream
Well, this aged very badly...
8:17 likely the best clip
This is amazing lmao
If ima be honest techno was a man child
Techno's chat: old dragon old dragon old dragon
Techno: **gets superior**
Techno's chat: **Adapt and overcome** BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS
R.I.P CHAD YOU CAN REST NOW 😔🐽
what techno does vs what techno fans see:
4:30 FUNNIEST SCENE LMAO
Rip the goat
That tripwire clip reminds me of when you used to have to go online to check a crafting recipe
this man won $100,000 by beating one of the best players in this game
i think they split the money
Its part of the character come on
The dragons clip wasnt him being a noob, it’s rng