Into The Muppet Joker's Twisted Mind

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @STRANGEONS
    @STRANGEONS  8 месяцев назад +356

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    • @televisionkid7783
      @televisionkid7783 8 месяцев назад +4

      this is gold

    • @kelseylpreston
      @kelseylpreston 8 месяцев назад

      We we e we we dem Eeew we Eeeee w

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 8 месяцев назад

      See I think the clear sock puppet hate accounts add to the story a little bit. Like---of course this guy is sending himself hate. That's perfectly in-character.

    • @GhostBotMellow
      @GhostBotMellow 6 месяцев назад +3

      New joker Kermit lore just dropped can we get an update

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 8 месяцев назад +10603

    “To me, Crazy Frog is just a normal frog.”

    • @AdallynD
      @AdallynD 8 месяцев назад +46

      TOGANIUM?!?! ITS ME BREADSHOT FROM THE BREAD CAVE!!!! (on my personal account)

    • @macabre.microbe
      @macabre.microbe 8 месяцев назад +77

      that’s just a look into the dark and twisted world I live in

    • @SNUFFGURLL
      @SNUFFGURLL 8 месяцев назад

      @UTTPW literally where is your proof

    • @compookiie
      @compookiie 8 месяцев назад +14

      Heh, run while you can, ​@@macabre.microbe

    • @elitusdelitus1509
      @elitusdelitus1509 7 месяцев назад +6

      To me it’s just glue

  • @dani.5087
    @dani.5087 7 месяцев назад +2515

    This blog is a masterpiece. "Prove you kin that fucking horse. Get on all fours, eat an amount of avocadoes that's toxic to horses, and die." is one of the funniest comebacks I've ever heard

    • @11tw48
      @11tw48 2 месяца назад +42

      It's so well thought out as well. He never said he poisoned the horse with avocadoes, but you can go "ohhhhhhhh" when he says "eat an amount of avocadoes that's toxic to horses". Even if he didn't use them, he's clearly researched what can hurt horses.

    • @catsaregreat6314
      @catsaregreat6314 2 месяца назад +13

      i had a clinic on horse health and when she asked us if avocados are toxic to horses i had muppet joker flashbacks 💀

  • @jello4835
    @jello4835 8 месяцев назад +7583

    "Stop being mean or I will send rude texts to my Aunt Kimberley" is the funniest response to anon hate I think I've ever seen

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 8 месяцев назад +542

      Oh yeah, somehow amid the rest of it, that was the thing that broke me. Probably because "weird sex thing", "weird mental illness thing" and "weird identity thing" are all kind of par for the course in this sphere, but aunt Kimberley being a sacrificial revenge goat genuinely came out of nowhere.

    • @athegrey
      @athegrey 8 месяцев назад +237

      absolutely hilarious and brilliant. i think the crafting of the familial relationships into something completely ridiculous actually adds to the believability of the characters and relationships. the family memebers being messy and enabling is a good touch.

    • @kitsong
      @kitsong 8 месяцев назад +30

      @@athegrey family memebers indeed

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow 8 месяцев назад +7

      Ikr it's absolutely hilarious

    • @DannielleParry-s9h
      @DannielleParry-s9h 7 месяцев назад +5

      Many publishers wouldn't take his writing

  • @Zamtrios245
    @Zamtrios245 3 месяца назад +602

    The "Hank Green apologists" is such a layered joke.
    For one, it's not easy being green, so obviously he's not a true green person.
    For two, Hank Green is a Batman fan.
    Third (and finally) John Green was bullied off Tumblr for being... a young adult author.
    Getting the wrong brother is also a meme because they work together and both host Scishow.
    It's such a great joke.

    • @poissonfou
      @poissonfou Месяц назад +40

      I think that's the part I love the most about this whole thing, it's shitpost, but it's very smart and well written shitpost lmao

  • @lazerbeamer9
    @lazerbeamer9 7 месяцев назад +2693

    "Are you a woman right now, in this minute?
    Yes?
    Then Begone"
    Reads like a misogynist warlock banishing a succubus back to hell

    • @Go_away_loser
      @Go_away_loser 6 месяцев назад

      Shut up, please. You’re not funny.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 месяца назад +16

      @cro-magnoncarol4017 Honest or not, misogyny is absolutely gross. But his posts feel like troll posts and are just incredibly ridiculous, so idk if he's serious or not and if he is, it's a bit sad, though I can't completely take him seriously, due to how he words things. Plus, Teya makes it funny anyway, because hearing them read out makes it funnier.

    • @wysteria.
      @wysteria. 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@ReptilianTeaDrinker muppet joker is a troll blog and his whole,,,storyline? is fictional so yeah you don't have to worry about it being real, just sit back and giggle at the absurdity :]

    • @incompletemachine877
      @incompletemachine877 2 месяца назад +5

      Or a gay warlock who got the wrong number on the Speed Summon.

  • @rynbliss
    @rynbliss 8 месяцев назад +8212

    "jingle your bells, little jester. without an audience to care about you, it's the closest you'll get to hearing applause" goes hard as fuck holy shit

    • @essneyallen6777
      @essneyallen6777 8 месяцев назад +755

      That's the bit where I decided they're a very good writer and definitely fiction. I hope they get something actually published.

    • @silverquill101
      @silverquill101 8 месяцев назад +38

      Ikr?!

    • @SomeRandomEcho
      @SomeRandomEcho 8 месяцев назад +170

      Fuck. Is it bad that I can project this onto myself?! Like “I have no audience but myself but yet the show must go on” kinda sad shit tbh

    • @ConvincingPeople
      @ConvincingPeople 7 месяцев назад +228

      If I were targeted with this burn, I would feel simultaneously deeply honoured that someone would be that legitimately funny at my expense and so humiliated that I would immediately delete my account and go live in the woods for a few months.

    • @matthewchovance4484
      @matthewchovance4484 7 месяцев назад +20

      the second adam one is heat

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich 8 месяцев назад +2267

    The fact that he has the whole „dad‘s obsession with horses“ backstory and then drops the name „Colter“ is art

    • @Cardinalt
      @Cardinalt 2 месяца назад +26

      wait I forgot about that, that's the exact same thing he did recently with milton, but in reverse.

  • @InkySwampBones
    @InkySwampBones 8 месяцев назад +4065

    I'm fairly certain that the anti-Strange Aeons posts were a deliberate play to make it more likely that you would see his content and would make a video on him- it's kind of brilliant

    • @8-bitkirby
      @8-bitkirby 8 месяцев назад +509

      it absolutely was intended to summon strange

    • @hexlart8481
      @hexlart8481 8 месяцев назад +287

      @@8-bitkirby Get out your book of slanderous terms and ritual salt, we're summoning Mr. Strange tonight.

    • @ce7.0
      @ce7.0 8 месяцев назад +195

      what if Strange actually is the Croaker and that post was just to throw us off?

    • @roxyamused
      @roxyamused 8 месяцев назад +53

      Seriously, a mastermind of social media.

    • @schwammi
      @schwammi 8 месяцев назад +124

      yeah, I think it also makes it obvious that the Muppet Joker is Strange Aeons fan so... One Of Us

  • @ramenlover1696
    @ramenlover1696 7 месяцев назад +503

    As someone who actually did go to college for writing this has actual professional writer all over it. This person is skilled, and I’m 100% confident this is the best satire writer of our generation

    • @Picking.a.name.is.hard1
      @Picking.a.name.is.hard1 3 месяца назад +49

      I can see it in my minds eye, my fucking grandkids being like "Hey grandma today we learned about some dude who was apparently like a really good satire writer in your times. Do you know anything about the Croaker"
      And I will have the duty, NEIGH, the HONOUR of recounting the tales of the Brotherhood.

    • @marcella8576
      @marcella8576 Месяц назад +2

      @@Picking.a.name.is.hard1 Nay*

    • @abcdefghljkimno
      @abcdefghljkimno Месяц назад

      ​@@marcella8576NEIGHHHHHH

    • @sometimesiamaliar
      @sometimesiamaliar 9 дней назад +2

      @@marcella8576okay colter

  • @skaerkilde
    @skaerkilde 3 месяца назад +110

    "Get on all fours, eat an amount of avocados that is toxic to horses, and die" is now entering my lexicon. Thank you, Mr. The Frog.

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 8 месяцев назад +1925

    "I am no longer allowed near the horses," had me damn near rolling on the ground. and then "i actually kin Bucephalus" absolutely gut-punched me into a hysterical laughing mess. holy hell.

    • @cacophonymontgomery
      @cacophonymontgomery 8 месяцев назад +26

      also the reference to the horse Bucephalus could be referring to the dead guy’s father’s horse from S2 of the After Party on Apple TV+

    • @arubinojr5670
      @arubinojr5670 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@cacophonymontgomery Or Dad has an Alexander the Great complex.

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 8 месяцев назад +9

      headcaning that his dad kins mr hands

    • @IrregularityRowan
      @IrregularityRowan 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@HungerGamesFan00
      You beat me to mentioning Mr. Hands XD

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 3 месяца назад

      and then the one anon simply going "Neigh."

  • @alicethemad1613
    @alicethemad1613 8 месяцев назад +3246

    “God made me a man. I made myself a Muppet.”
    I hate that this goes kind of hard.

    • @abigaildotzler9153
      @abigaildotzler9153 7 месяцев назад +113

      🎶Am I a maaaaaan or am I a muppet🎶

    • @Slysheen
      @Slysheen 7 месяцев назад +66

      "Hee who makes a muppet out of himself!
      Get's rid of the paaiin of being in a society!"

    • @kap_516
      @kap_516 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@Slysheen "I'm to weird to live, but much to rare to die"

    • @Vayzz47
      @Vayzz47 6 месяцев назад +15

      God made me a woman I made myself a god.

    • @fizzipawp_z
      @fizzipawp_z 3 месяца назад +1

      Need this on a shirt 🎉

  • @TheLetterbomber
    @TheLetterbomber 8 месяцев назад +3542

    The thing that people who are duped by stories like this forget is that *most stories don't play out so clearly online*. You don't have a Reddit poster AND a Tumblr poster clearly and carefully explaining what's happening for the sake of the reader's enjoyment-unless the story being told is being made up as a creative writing project.
    Props to muppet joker, this is deeply hilarious and some insane performance art that's clearly built on a deep understanding of online culture.

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 8 месяцев назад +409

      yeah the thing that confirmed it for me was the number of reddit updates. Way too many for someone on a throwaway.
      Also, speculating about what his nephew does to his kermit plush (and somehow being able to smell it) is just beyond the scope of how a normal Gen X man would think and act.

    • @ashfox7498
      @ashfox7498 8 месяцев назад +164

      I choose to live in a world where you're wrong, I am shifting realities to a dimension where this is not unheard of

    • @really-quite-exhausted
      @really-quite-exhausted 8 месяцев назад +177

      Yes! He keeps saying his passion is creative writing and it totally shines through in the whole... you know... everything... It's like a more fun, less lonely version of Todd Gilespie/Toby Skeet.

    • @CoolSkeleton95_real_no_joke
      @CoolSkeleton95_real_no_joke 8 месяцев назад +45

      ​@@SM-yz4hiuncle is 37, wouldn't he be millennial

    • @hilary.c
      @hilary.c 8 месяцев назад +130

      ALSO the fact that both the uncle and the tumblr user spelled 'incident' as 'incedent'.. it couldve been intentional if it were just the nephew but its suspicious to me that it would be that word misspelled like that by 2 people when the uncles spelling/grammar is otherwise pretty good

  • @monstrousmoss
    @monstrousmoss 7 месяцев назад +797

    absolutely criminal that he's gotten even funnier since this video came out. some quotes:
    "Luckily for you Homestuck has taught me a little something called feminism. Very well. Trans your gender in the Muppet Transformation Caves, my she/her associate."
    "When art moves us to tears, it proves we are alive, Laios Has Big Fukin Tits. Always remember that."
    "The world is your moyster (muppet oyster)."

    • @monstrousmoss
      @monstrousmoss 7 месяцев назад +82

      ok there's another blog called themuppetarchives that's really good. imagine if jon sims was forced to witness this as part of his job. that's the blog

    • @fourthmatchflame
      @fourthmatchflame 7 месяцев назад +45

      so fun fact im the reason that the first qoute exists.
      and i cant prove it and that sucks becuase im now an integral part of muppet joker history.

    • @monstrousmoss
      @monstrousmoss 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@fourthmatchflame congrats on transing your gender in the muppet transformation caves comrade

    • @monstrousmoss
      @monstrousmoss 6 месяцев назад

      @@fourthmatchflame congrats on transing your gender in the muppet transformation caves

    • @monstrousmoss
      @monstrousmoss 5 месяцев назад

      god. so much has transpired in the past month. and congrats @@fourthmatchflame for transing your gender in the muppet caves

  • @wickedthing6068
    @wickedthing6068 7 месяцев назад +261

    The way both the uncle & the father are written as misogynists who are dismissive of their wives but are a bit weirded out by Colton because he’s the only one who admits he hates women.

  • @Demolition_Darby
    @Demolition_Darby 8 месяцев назад +1375

    Somehow, through all of the absurdity I just watched, "I microwave one corn dog. Tonight, it is a little bittersweet watching it spin around on the plate" is the thing that made me laugh out loud

    • @essneyallen6777
      @essneyallen6777 8 месяцев назад +86

      Right? There are so many little gems of comedic writing all over the place!

    • @overthinker5805
      @overthinker5805 7 месяцев назад +48

      He’s got a little something for everyone

    • @Silas_MN
      @Silas_MN День назад

      the corndog post from strange's other muppet joker video is also a favorite moment of mine

  • @bloke7938
    @bloke7938 8 месяцев назад +4324

    UPDATE: This video was so traumatizing for the muppet joker that he was forced into kinning Vriska. His hatred of women is still intact despite now being a women. god truly gives his strongest warriors his strongest battles.

    • @Fanrose2475
      @Fanrose2475 8 месяцев назад +490

      Strange impacting Tumblr lote is a new high for this channel

    • @cynicismIncarnate
      @cynicismIncarnate 7 месяцев назад +495

      Double Update: Just today Muppet Joker and his Brotherhood defeated Strange on the Astral Plane. This includes destroying Thursday. This comes after Strange revealed that MJ has a David Karp kintype, which MJ refutes, but hasn't shown any evidence against.

    • @laurenvolk195
      @laurenvolk195 7 месяцев назад +153

      Also Æoen has been killed and replaced with a muppet

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko 7 месяцев назад +70

      I love being on tumblr

    • @cr0wnTHEwitch
      @cr0wnTHEwitch 7 месяцев назад +103

      I never thought you could downgrade from kinning the joker, but I stand corrected.

  • @anna2731
    @anna2731 8 месяцев назад +6914

    Calling The Muppet Joker a troll is disrespectful. He is an artist. He is a visionary.

    • @ivy-i5s
      @ivy-i5s 8 месяцев назад +72

      hes a fucking giant

    • @laurenvolk195
      @laurenvolk195 8 месяцев назад +207

      Muppet Joker is one of my fav performance artists

    • @skyeoak3
      @skyeoak3 8 месяцев назад +116

      Performance artists are too often called trolls 😔 when will this end

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 8 месяцев назад +59

      Modern performance art. Avant garde could never be so free.

    • @gingivitis9148
      @gingivitis9148 8 месяцев назад +8

      Modern Francis bacon lol

  • @ohkaypoh
    @ohkaypoh 4 месяца назад +110

    i once reblogged a post of the muppet joker's eyes and put in the tags calling them effervescent. then i received an ask by none other than him, saying nothing but 'EFFERVESCENT'. scariest moment of my life

  • @katelyn-shmatelyn
    @katelyn-shmatelyn 6 месяцев назад +638

    update: kermit (the puppet) died. he was burned. his ashes were posted and recovered by his new right hand man milton, and his funeral was yesterday

    • @die_sel
      @die_sel 5 месяцев назад +74

      Also Kermit was burnt by the leader of an emo cult who Croaker was living with

    • @OfficialAshePenndale
      @OfficialAshePenndale 5 месяцев назад +51

      @@die_selhe also supposedly “staked” the culprit in the heart. Athena (the culprit) posted on her blog afterwards so it probably didn’t stick.

    • @StarryPuppeteer
      @StarryPuppeteer 3 месяца назад +18

      OH MY GOD THATS WHAT THE "forgive me milton' IS ABOUT ON THE NEWEST POST

    • @featheredcloak
      @featheredcloak 3 месяца назад +25

      ​@@StarryPuppeteer NO that's because he teamed up with athena and is now kinning jesus after the catholic monks exorcized all of his kins and pronouns

    • @StarryPuppeteer
      @StarryPuppeteer 3 месяца назад +8

      @@featheredcloak im just imagining this fucking sentence out of context oh my god

  • @Metalwabbit
    @Metalwabbit 8 месяцев назад +1726

    I am trying to imagine them between posts just living a normal life, being a cool person then getting home and being like "okay, time to log into Tumblr and post a bunch of Muppet/joker insanity" before going back to being 100% normal and that image is pretty hilarious to me

    • @kestrel.01
      @kestrel.01 8 месяцев назад +370

      "Hey man, what do you do for fun? Any hobbies?"
      "I do, uhh... creative writing"

    • @alistair.404
      @alistair.404 7 месяцев назад +177

      You think they have a non-croaker related blog? Like, they have other interests they post about on a regular Tumblr blog, then switches to The Croaker to post his daily insanity like the world's weirdest Superman?

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 7 месяцев назад +110

      i mean, they're probably also a little odd irl but probably no more so than the average tumblr user. they just had an idea and executed it perfectly

    • @Sscorpika
      @Sscorpika 7 месяцев назад +52

      Also they need to stage like photoshoots for that kermit puppet lol

    • @alistair.404
      @alistair.404 7 месяцев назад +35

      @@Sscorpika Do you think they do an entire batch in one take? Or do they only take pictures when a post requires one?

  • @Blaineworld
    @Blaineworld 8 месяцев назад +627

    tumblr is a cooperative game and the goal is to inflict psychic damage on your teammates

    • @jvgreendarmok
      @jvgreendarmok 3 месяца назад +7

      *crossing fingers* no puzzles no puzzles no puzzles no puzzles

  • @sarahchillomg2946
    @sarahchillomg2946 8 месяцев назад +769

    Father? Absent. Mother? Insufferable. Polycule? Hates me. Horse? Ate.
    I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE STABLES

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple 4 месяца назад +16

      I am aware that this is a reference to something, but it is so perfectly crafted, and I am so ignorant, that I can't parse what it's a reference to.

    • @FoxMan_FF
      @FoxMan_FF 4 месяца назад +1

      From the original copypasta:
      I arrive at the panera
      Bagel: toasted
      Cheese: creamed
      Dick: out
      _i am forcibly escorted out of the panera_
      Kinda makes me miss old tumblr. People made some unintentional comedy gold sometimes.

    • @crestflames492
      @crestflames492 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Vinemaplefamous tumblr post that became meme format

    • @dammit_larry
      @dammit_larry Месяц назад +1

      Hotel? Trivago.

  • @jackwack5402
    @jackwack5402 5 месяцев назад +144

    “I wandered the forest until dark, ate some berries, threw up, frightened off animals with my warrior cries and tried to fall asleep under a tree” is a fucking hilarious statement and honestly needs more attention LMAOOO

  • @sadcloud4742
    @sadcloud4742 7 месяцев назад +781

    since he hates women and horses do y’all think watching my little pony would make him fly into a rage

    • @madamebunbun3479
      @madamebunbun3479 6 месяцев назад +53

      imagine their reaction to twilight saying friendship is magic

    • @mythandmayhem1134
      @mythandmayhem1134 6 месяцев назад +33

      A Joker rage

    • @polarknight5376
      @polarknight5376 5 месяцев назад +24

      No way, KermitJoker would be a brony, just for added inconsistency.

    • @madamebunbun3479
      @madamebunbun3479 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@polarknight5376 would they be SUPER gatekeepy?

    • @memevondank1197
      @memevondank1197 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@polarknight5376not really hes surprisingly consistent

  • @ConvincingPeople
    @ConvincingPeople 7 месяцев назад +3735

    "Trans-inclusive radical misogynist" is one of the funnier concepts I've encountered.

    • @The-Sycophant-Fox
      @The-Sycophant-Fox 7 месяцев назад +140

      I knew that was going to happen one day, the conservatives by the time I reach age 55 will be exactly this

    • @danmakes2497
      @danmakes2497 7 месяцев назад +195

      ​@@The-Sycophant-Fox It's weird because in one hand, they acknowledge and and see you as a woman on the other hand, misogyny

    • @ha_des
      @ha_des 7 месяцев назад +185

      inserts the onion article about the progressive bully respecting his victim's pronouns

    • @ha_des
      @ha_des 7 месяцев назад +74

      also me joking that my mtf friend is bad at driving now

    • @lillithefangirl2422
      @lillithefangirl2422 7 месяцев назад +42

      I mean... that's Lord Galcian in JelloApocalypse's Skies of Arcadia playthrough. "Dudes Rock!"

  • @Cdr2002
    @Cdr2002 7 месяцев назад +1364

    The craziest detail about the troll writing is he writes the “uncle” character with an understated implicit misogyny: dismissing SIL’s parenting style entirely and treating her as “too soft” (his concerns are fairly agreeable but laced with this kind of “looking down” tone), to having a pronounced snese of needing to protect his wife. The father character is similarly written to be dismissive of the mother’s parenting styles and feeling like he needs to be harsh to Colten to get him to act right. it almost tries to set up the kind of family background that made the Colter character the way he is

    • @angelbaby2145
      @angelbaby2145 7 месяцев назад +75

      Holy shit

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@angelbaby2145 ikr?

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Cdr2002 exactly

    • @deesnyder8201
      @deesnyder8201 6 месяцев назад +107

      why is this unironically so well written I love it

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@deesnyder8201 fr lmao

  • @cerestrial8591
    @cerestrial8591 8 месяцев назад +1775

    The Muppet Joker created the social experiment that Cole Sprouse wishes he were able to pull off. The Muppet Joker is a literary god amongst men (and only men)

    • @fruitpunchsamurai4837
      @fruitpunchsamurai4837 8 месяцев назад +161

      and non binaries

    • @AlterumTea
      @AlterumTea 7 месяцев назад +111

      ​@@fruitpunchsamurai4837Anyone who's not a woman, honestly

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 6 месяцев назад +22

      And Vriska

    • @aSipOfHemlocktea
      @aSipOfHemlocktea 2 месяца назад

      Wait I'm intersex with both parts and identify as both would that mean I'm half banned?

  • @ollympian_art
    @ollympian_art 7 месяцев назад +132

    i am actually cackling over the irony of a reality-shifting blog telling someone that they're not coping in a healthy way, and proceeding to recommend that they go to a desired reality with therapists in it

  • @layscoochie1271
    @layscoochie1271 7 месяцев назад +105

    I can't believe I saw the AITA post on tiktok with an AI voice and minecraft parkour before seeing this video

  • @nevaeh9125
    @nevaeh9125 8 месяцев назад +5341

    "I DO NOT NEED YOUR ENTIRE BACKSTORY OR WHAT GENDER YOU 🏳️‍⚧️ TRANSED 🏳️‍⚧️ FROM BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE." kinda goes hard ngl.

    • @why_do_i_need_this
      @why_do_i_need_this 8 месяцев назад +101

      You need more squimble ​@UTTP-142

    • @TheJCampb
      @TheJCampb 8 месяцев назад +145

      T.I.R.M is my favorite new term.

    • @ItzMuffinzz
      @ItzMuffinzz 8 месяцев назад +62

      BRO THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I’VE SEEN THIS EXACT BOT TODAY 😭😭

    • @thesyrupdude
      @thesyrupdude 8 месяцев назад +92

      ​@@ItzMuffinzzive seen it all over swell entertainment, chad chad too i think and just other general popular creators. idk how it isnt banned by YT cuz ive seen a couple clones about

    • @ItzMuffinzz
      @ItzMuffinzz 8 месяцев назад +22

      @@thesyrupdude I saw it in the comments of the new helluva boss episode

  • @thebringerofdusk995
    @thebringerofdusk995 8 месяцев назад +550

    okay but the reality shifting blog's answer is unhinged in like the very opposite direction. matching each other's freak as the kids say. also "maybe imagine a therapist desired reality?" is a sick burn

  • @BishopSaysWHAT
    @BishopSaysWHAT 8 месяцев назад +2218

    i never want to hear the words “muppet hole” ever again

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 8 месяцев назад +3

      _Agreed!_ 😂

    • @RanPizza
      @RanPizza 8 месяцев назад +30

      Who would win, mind hole vs muppet hole

    • @gspoiler
      @gspoiler 8 месяцев назад

      mind goblin muppet holes....

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@RanPizza i think the Mind Goblin would win

    • @FlareStorms
      @FlareStorms 8 месяцев назад

      muppet hole

  • @multilang8624
    @multilang8624 6 месяцев назад +85

    I think “maybe have a therapist desired reality” is the funniest insult i’ve ever heard im actually crying

  • @newleechonlife
    @newleechonlife 6 месяцев назад +147

    Muppet Joker Update (Let me know if I got something wrong)!
    Kermit uses both he and she pronouns now (according to his bio), apparently his Kermit (Muppet, not human) was "killed" in some way (unsure), and has been cremated (a joke has been made about turning his ashes into an adult toy).
    According to relatively recent posts, she now kins Dark Eve (whoever that is???), as well as a few homestuck characters (apparently he read homestuck at some point. I dunno).
    Hank Green apologists has been changed to Brennan Lee Mulligan apologists (what did he do???).
    Good Omens fans have been added to his DNI (apparently we're annoying, idk).
    Strange Aeons has been added to the DNI (that's not surprising).
    Denny's (the restaurant) fans have been added to the DNI (Apparently she has Denny's trauma. I have no idea).
    Women have been replaced with men in the DNI (feminism! yayyy).
    Snape apologists have been added to the DNI (No clue).
    Strange is organizing a Dashcon 2 (watch her video about it!), and apparently there are plans to duel in the ballpit. Neato.
    Tumblr user unmask-strange-aeons has a conspiracy that she's secretly the muppet joker (Kermit has reblogged one of their posts with help from what I presume to be the brotherhood to kung pow penis the post).
    There is black mold in his current apartment (I believe his mother asked him to find a new apartment for obvious safety reasons, I don't believe he has moved as of yet).
    I think his roommates have a maggot infestation somewhere in a closet (referred to as "the meat closet").
    He said British DNI at some point (this has not been added to the official pinned post).
    She supports Kamala Harris (which is neat, I guess. Better than the other option).
    "Tell me your pronouns this instant so I can decide which slur to call you" - AN ACTUAL QUOTE.
    I think he's spoken about his distaste for My Little Pony fans (probably for the horses. It's probably the horses).
    I have taken psychic damage for this, spare a like and I'll be reminded of this horror.

    • @OfficialAshePenndale
      @OfficialAshePenndale 5 месяцев назад +23

      Athena, the main roommate, destroyed the Kermit doll for a ritual. Idk for what, but it was burned. Hope this helps, I’ve wasted hours lurking his tumblr because honestly it’s been my personal soap opera I tune into every now and then ever since finding this video.

    • @newleechonlife
      @newleechonlife 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@OfficialAshePenndale what ritual????

    • @VultureSkins
      @VultureSkins 4 месяца назад

      What does “the brotherhood to kung pow penis the post” mean 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ShootingStarNeo
      @ShootingStarNeo 2 месяца назад +3

      Think I can explain the Denny’s thing. Much like the Hank Green DNI is likely a reference to when John Green was on Tumblr, it’s likely a reference to an era when brands started sidling into Tumblr via blogs run by said brand’s social media team. One of the first to really gain traction was Denny’s, who embraced the “place you end up at when it’s 3 am and hungry and everywhere else is closed, also you’re probably high” image the restaurant chain had with what we came to call “Weird Denny’s”. Of course, as it was always just another attempt by marketers to put advertising fucking everywhere, the fond sentiment for Weird Denny’s didn’t last.

    • @mishiwishu7823
      @mishiwishu7823 2 месяца назад +1

      WHAT DID BRENNAN DO TO DESERVE THIS?????

  • @truebornseeker9767
    @truebornseeker9767 8 месяцев назад +649

    I love when people RP with troll accounts as people they “know”, it’s the best part, it adds so much lore

    • @athegrey
      @athegrey 8 месяцев назад +4

      i'd like but you have 69 likes right now

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx 7 месяцев назад +4

      Please give me my epipen

    • @AeonKnigh432
      @AeonKnigh432 6 месяцев назад +3

      There are several Bucephelus roleplay accounts and I love them

  • @meelane
    @meelane 8 месяцев назад +1316

    I think that his father being obsessed with horses is a reference to the play Equus which is about a young man whose religious upbringing mixes with his budding hormones and projects onto a horse god he makes up named Equus. A lot of themes of that play are present in the muppet joker’s persona.

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 7 месяцев назад +352

      Holy shit it’s all real
      He really is a creative writing major

    • @Hurrrdurrrrrrr
      @Hurrrdurrrrrrr 7 месяцев назад +48

      I find this funny see this after tonight's events with Denise

    • @ulrike4852
      @ulrike4852 7 месяцев назад +68

      it is! one of the blogs involved reblogged one of my Equus posts

    • @vandarkholme8548
      @vandarkholme8548 6 месяцев назад +16

      Or maybe it's another homestuck reference

    • @mimikyu__-
      @mimikyu__- 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@Cdr2002what if it’s all for a school project?? like, the Reddit, the tumblr, all of it.

  • @bless-express
    @bless-express 8 месяцев назад +2250

    For anyone looking for an update, The Croaker saw this video (has not watched it but is aware of it) and got so mad that he had to stop 'using' his Kermit plush and kinshifted into someone new. Absolutely masterful response

    • @overthinker5805
      @overthinker5805 7 месяцев назад +519

      Not just anyone new, but Vriska: the most controversial woman in Homestuck, and the catalyst for his previous breakthrough from misogyny

    • @bless-express
      @bless-express 7 месяцев назад +182

      ​@@overthinker5805 At the time I wrote my comment I wasn't aware who Vriska was and didn't want to spread misinformation about the brotherhood's leader. Thank you for the additional info 🙏 perhaps this is the beginning of a new arc towards women but based on how hard he's been fighting this aspect of himself perhaps not lol

    • @nessie-from-earthbound1601
      @nessie-from-earthbound1601 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@overthinker5805 Jesus Christ

    • @ConvincingPeople
      @ConvincingPeople 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@overthinker5805 *BASED.*

    • @Bongo-sb1gs
      @Bongo-sb1gs 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@overthinker5805VRISKA!?!?!

  • @sleeplessstudios7626
    @sleeplessstudios7626 7 месяцев назад +18

    "Jingle your bells, little jester, without an audience to care about you. It's the closest you'll get to hearing applause."
    THAT DID NOT NEED TO GO SO HARD

  • @error404eden
    @error404eden 3 месяца назад +18

    "i have very little money and struggle with employment due to my personality" is sending me into orbit

  • @SomeplaceScary
    @SomeplaceScary 8 месяцев назад +3260

    That line about the joker 'defiling his puppet hole' gave me more psychic damage than the blowfly girl i think

    • @passionate_possum_pal
      @passionate_possum_pal 8 месяцев назад +65

      The what

    • @a.a.g.h.1679
      @a.a.g.h.1679 8 месяцев назад +126

      @@passionate_possum_palI would say don’t look it up, i think it know what it’s in reference to, but safe to say you’re better off not knowing

    • @Dotdotdot51516
      @Dotdotdot51516 8 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@passionate_possum_palWhang made a video about it, it's gross af tho

    • @strawberrywheels
      @strawberrywheels 8 месяцев назад +86

      ough. hold on i have to google something im gonna regret.
      edit: ok cool great awesome

    • @randomjunkohyeah1
      @randomjunkohyeah1 8 месяцев назад +43

      Really that’s just normal plushophile stuff if you think about it

  • @6amsunset_
    @6amsunset_ 8 месяцев назад +484

    turns out. he is ACtually a really good writer. He created a compelling character and multi-platform story around it

    • @6amsunset_
      @6amsunset_ 8 месяцев назад +52

      classic "i commented before the video ended and turns out you say the exact thing word for word"-core comment

  • @hdrew1246
    @hdrew1246 8 месяцев назад +1844

    *Kermit voice * you wanna know how I got these scars

    • @gearandalthefirst7027
      @gearandalthefirst7027 8 месяцев назад +63

      that's the only time I've ever actually heard it in the characters voice and I hate it. thank you

    • @hdrew1246
      @hdrew1246 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@gearandalthefirst7027 you are so so welcome lol hope you have a lovely evening

    • @kucingcing
      @kucingcing 8 месяцев назад +1

      The republicans...

    • @ashfox7498
      @ashfox7498 8 месяцев назад +8

      *batman pulls out his phone, it's an amazon search for felt scissors

    • @superxxamadeus4098
      @superxxamadeus4098 8 месяцев назад +9

      *kermit voice* you wanna know how i got these holes

  • @wolfkitty42
    @wolfkitty42 7 месяцев назад +220

    i saw someone say the muppet joker is andrew hussie and now i can't unsee it. no he's probably not andrew hussie but dear goodness he is emulating his writing.

    • @someone9814
      @someone9814 7 месяцев назад +30

      honestly!! if it isn’t, they’re actively imitating him really well, down to the smallest things lol

    • @oxygen813
      @oxygen813 7 месяцев назад +30

      maybe that's why the muppet joker kins vriska

    • @AeonKnigh432
      @AeonKnigh432 6 месяцев назад +21

      From what I've heard he referenced Homestuck a lot even from the beginning and had now kinswitched to Vriska, so it's not a surprise that Hussie would be an influence.

    • @iyyov18
      @iyyov18 5 месяцев назад

      vriska and fucking horses. of course

    • @elenafriese891
      @elenafriese891 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah he's very much in the same circles of internet weirdness as Hussie

  • @Lyze
    @Lyze 7 месяцев назад +109

    I don't know if calling this guy a troll is really fair. This is a very well made ARG to me. I guess not really an ARG but so much like one. That he's got this whole multi character arc going across tumblr to reddit, text messages. And all the little nuances and consistencies in the 'lore' are well thought out. I especially liked the bit where his dad loves horses and his name is Colter. That's brilliant.

    • @F4GBOY
      @F4GBOY 7 месяцев назад +1

      Fr it’s like how people only mention evilmario in context of his rent lowering antics like do you even care that he was shot dead in Alaska and didn’t get to reincarnate back into his original form

    • @humanbeanbroth88
      @humanbeanbroth88 4 месяца назад +6

      the term youre looking for is unfiction

  • @RelaxedPizza
    @RelaxedPizza 8 месяцев назад +718

    Colter being obsessed & believing himself to be Adam, feeling violated for having his rib removed and turned into a woman, leading to his misogyny is next level writing. I want to use it somewhere else but how am I to explain it came from a Muppet-Joker blog 😅

    • @noti7510
      @noti7510 7 месяцев назад +62

      his NAME is KERMIT >:(

    • @BryanLu0
      @BryanLu0 7 месяцев назад

      neigh​@@noti7510

    • @Randy_Racc00n
      @Randy_Racc00n 6 месяцев назад +25

      id have no shame sourcing his blog its written BEAUTIFLY! id kiss at his Ethan shrine to get some of his writing power

    • @KayGlitterTrashcan
      @KayGlitterTrashcan 6 месяцев назад +9

      His name is Kermit

  • @mageoflight1637
    @mageoflight1637 8 месяцев назад +1322

    Muppet Joker and That one guy who's super into greek and roman ideas of manliness (Warrior male) are both on the same side of the x-axis but opposite sides of the y-axis on a scale I cannot comprehend

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 8 месяцев назад +65

      Warrior Male?? We stan 😁

    • @kittysweetelite
      @kittysweetelite 8 месяцев назад

      @@becauseimafan I got blocked by warrior male for calling him/his content gay (he posted gay porn all the time for those who don't know him)

    • @mageoflight1637
      @mageoflight1637 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@becauseimafan thank you for the name!

    • @krisk0meiji
      @krisk0meiji 8 месяцев назад +83

      and right in the middle is bro strider

    • @mageoflight1637
      @mageoflight1637 8 месяцев назад +34

      @@krisk0meiji I hate the fact you are so very correct.

  • @helloamanda04
    @helloamanda04 8 месяцев назад +631

    this is genuinely so impressive. the character-building. the MULTIPLE characters. the telling the story throughout different social media platforms. it's like an ARG. beautiful

    • @Electricalsockethair.
      @Electricalsockethair. 7 месяцев назад +6

      It's art.

    • @hannahfanning9585
      @hannahfanning9585 7 месяцев назад +22

      The person behind all this is genuinely a really good writer. The sock puppets have such different writing styles. This is so incredibly entertaining 😂

    • @animorbid
      @animorbid 7 месяцев назад +3

      the croaker being an arg is the hottest take of the decade

    • @citruslemonade3326
      @citruslemonade3326 5 месяцев назад +1

      unfiction, if you will

    • @billiamdianthus4242
      @billiamdianthus4242 5 месяцев назад +2

      Everymanhybrid but instead of Habit u get the Croaker

  • @Anna-vg5ur
    @Anna-vg5ur 3 месяца назад +12

    i’m so obsessed with the idea that he has head trauma from the horse kicking him which could be the cause of his dark muppet ways

  • @Katy133
    @Katy133 6 месяцев назад +165

    12:12 - The fact that the OP recognises Gonzo as non binary makes me think that whoever wrote this really knows Muppet lore. There's a vintage Muppet comic where Gonzo passes two washroom doors marked for men and women, and instead goes into a third washroom door marked specifically for Gonzo. I think this is what OP is referencing when he says Gonzo is non binary, which is a pretty deep cut.

    • @nehemiahsomers4141
      @nehemiahsomers4141 5 месяцев назад +30

      idk if it's in the modern movies but isn't being non-binary one of Gonzo's main things? like the 3 things I know about him not from the Muppets Christmas Carol are he's an alien, he fucks chickens, and he's non-binary

    • @Katy133
      @Katy133 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@nehemiahsomers4141 There was also an episode of The Muppet Babies where he wore a dress in a Cinderella retelling and the other Muppets were supportive (in the episode, he was worried his friends would be upset with him or make fun of him), so I'm glad to hear that the lore's been staying consistent with Gonzo being non binary.

  • @Chromaticana
    @Chromaticana 8 месяцев назад +985

    In case anyone's curious he's currently having a crisis of identity and having doubts of his misogyny because this video has forced an "involuntary kinshift" in him into Vriska from Homestuck.
    Update Edit: He's looking into hiring an exorcist to remove Vriska Serket from his soul, but is worried the exorcism will sever his connection to Kermit and The Joker. Quite the conundrum.
    Update 2: He's going scorched earth on Strange for inflicting this on him and, along with his acolyte Muppet Joker Number 69 Fan, will astral project to battle Strange in the astral realm tonight. May the devil take pity on her, as her enemy is the lord.
    Update 3: The battle was not easy for either side. Strange allegedly summoned a veritable swarm of monstrous furbies (MJno69F was bit by one and transformed into a furby kinnie). The Croaker claims that he won and the entity we are seeing online claiming to be Father Strange is a muppet replica. She denies this. Believe who you will. It's looking like this is probably the end of Strange Æons' involvement in The Muppet Joker's twisted tale.

    • @stevenhuntley8706
      @stevenhuntley8706 7 месяцев назад +89

      It's been a week since and she hasn't posted. RIP in peace

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@stevenhuntley8706Oh no

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 7 месяцев назад +38

      SHE LOST

    • @Byrdffv
      @Byrdffv 7 месяцев назад +27

      Im gonna miss her.

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko 7 месяцев назад +22

      rest in peace strange we’ll miss you

  • @fkm8718
    @fkm8718 8 месяцев назад +833

    I was expecting the "Hank Green apologist" thing to be explained at some point. Nope.

    • @NocturnalTyphlosion
      @NocturnalTyphlosion 8 месяцев назад +108

      RIGHT LIKE WHAT DOES HE *MEAN*

    • @Zilegil
      @Zilegil 8 месяцев назад +5

      I think he did get into big trouble some while back

    • @agstars258
      @agstars258 8 месяцев назад

      i thought it was a reference to the cock monologue post but then i realized that was JOHN green, so i have no idea

    • @fruitpunchsamurai4837
      @fruitpunchsamurai4837 8 месяцев назад +55

      @@Zilegil It's obviously a troll like with women and people over thirty 😭

    • @snz530
      @snz530 8 месяцев назад +108

      well its not easy being green. or something like that, probably

  • @limbobilbo8743
    @limbobilbo8743 8 месяцев назад +2986

    I adore how the character this guy made is from like a well off family. Like his family own a stable and have stablehands and his family pay for his tuition.
    I love that. I love the idea of this upperclass nepo baby being completely insane.

    • @natmorse-noland9133
      @natmorse-noland9133 8 месяцев назад +184

      It adds to the verisimilitude, IMO.

    • @Itshaitime-ii1sv
      @Itshaitime-ii1sv 8 месяцев назад +278

      it just adds so much to the character, he seems just. So much more delusional than if we didn't know anything about his background at all.

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 8 месяцев назад +162

      the existence of badminton implied the existence of 'goodminton'

    • @Bridget466
      @Bridget466 8 месяцев назад

      @@natmorse-noland9133that’s a fun SAT word you just taught me, thanks!

    • @halcyon17
      @halcyon17 8 месяцев назад +74

      I've been dealing with an irl insane nepo baby too which unfortunately makes this feel more real, but +immersion points I guess 😂

  • @EldritchBoiUwU
    @EldritchBoiUwU 6 месяцев назад +25

    "tw felt" has me rolling. Obviously it's a valid trigger but in this specific scenario it's very funny.

  • @indifferentsmiley
    @indifferentsmiley 7 месяцев назад +38

    "I shift to a world where god cannot see me" is an accidental hard line

    • @rainbowlack
      @rainbowlack 19 дней назад +1

      "Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watching"
      -Kendrick Lamar, Pulitzer prize recipient
      "I shift to a world where god cannot see me"
      -The Muppet Joker, Tumblr user

  • @clementinetea2078
    @clementinetea2078 8 месяцев назад +510

    I'd argue the most famous otherkin is the catkin who leaked the american no fly list, Mia Crimew, our holy bingle.

  • @Jane_8319
    @Jane_8319 8 месяцев назад +531

    The only way this could be better is if a counter troll who was a Ms. Piggy & Batman fictionkin started fucking with him.

    • @emilypace2769
      @emilypace2769 8 месяцев назад +100

      there is actually: gonzobatman01

    • @brandishespistols
      @brandishespistols 8 месяцев назад

      sonic for real justice: the sequel

    • @dr.snakes
      @dr.snakes 7 месяцев назад

      I hate the pig woman with my life. She does not leave the lizard alone.

    • @Joob_Toob
      @Joob_Toob 7 месяцев назад +25

      nonono
      Ms. Piggy Harley quin
      mistah K

    • @Emerald_Raven08
      @Emerald_Raven08 7 месяцев назад +5

      Liquid Chris

  • @edraculation
    @edraculation 8 месяцев назад +1166

    this is clearly another portland polycule/homestuck pool meetup drowning/etc thing, but it's funny while it lasts lol

    • @fourthmatchflame
      @fourthmatchflame 8 месяцев назад +21

      whats that second thing?

    • @nixxdra
      @nixxdra 8 месяцев назад +196

      @@fourthmatchflame There was this random popular tumblr post going around that was normal except for someone in the comments accusing op of trying to drown them at an irl pool party. Gradually this became big drama with multiple blogs claiming to be personally involved, but then the op of the original post said that the drama wasn’t real and the accounts involved were just sock puppets and everything was fabricated by op because they felt like starting shit.

    • @ashfox7498
      @ashfox7498 8 месяцев назад +46

      @@nixxdra I love you, Tumblr

    • @notyourdaughter666
      @notyourdaughter666 8 месяцев назад +37

      don’t forget sonic for real justice

    • @edraculation
      @edraculation 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@notyourdaughter666 of course, how could i forget

  • @cosmiccod6284
    @cosmiccod6284 5 месяцев назад +35

    Wait I just realized- if this person is actually a creative writing major this would all make a lot of sense. It’s masterful writing

  • @makaylat.7005
    @makaylat.7005 3 месяца назад +9

    having a cain and abel level beef with a horse is storytelling you cant find anywhere but tumblr i love it

  • @blubirdds
    @blubirdds 8 месяцев назад +410

    muppet joker is the shakespeare of our time fr
    I don't think i've ever laughed so hard with an internet troll as i have with muppet joker, they're such a good writer holy shit

    • @rabbitfloss
      @rabbitfloss 8 месяцев назад +28

      i am in tears, muppet joker is genuinely a comedic masterpiece

    • @demetriam2408
      @demetriam2408 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@rabbitfloss He was truly made as you like it

  • @TalysAlankil
    @TalysAlankil 8 месяцев назад +290

    you KNOW the video is good when a quarter of the way through strange's girlfriend, who must be used to a pretty high baseline level of bullshit, goes "did you finally crack"

  • @ziggyhfx8202
    @ziggyhfx8202 8 месяцев назад +181

    straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My kermit.

  • @annetheelf8174
    @annetheelf8174 3 месяца назад +15

    41:36 I turned to the screen so fast, as a former Catholic I immediately recognized the Nicene Creed. Whoever is running this blog is either actually Catholic or at least somewhat knowledgeable on religion which is wild to me. I feel like someone who didn't know anything about Catholicism would just go with Our Father or Hail Mary, but this man really busted out the creepiest chant I've ever had to do in church, hats off to him

  • @ameteuraspirant
    @ameteuraspirant 7 месяцев назад +17

    I'm literally sobbing. I can't handle how much seriousness the words "muppet hole" are spoken with.

  • @evelyngrace8305
    @evelyngrace8305 8 месяцев назад +658

    #antihorse low-key the funniest tag I've ever seen

  • @completely_normal111
    @completely_normal111 8 месяцев назад +261

    He’s like if the Portland Polycule was inhabiting one guy’s head. But worse.

    • @MxchiefMaykr
      @MxchiefMaykr 3 месяца назад

      I mean considering the most recent updates yeah very much so

  • @shama1239
    @shama1239 8 месяцев назад +872

    A clown being in a relationship with a muppet is so close to being a homestuck reference and I don't like that I'm making that connection.

    • @idkwhatslife
      @idkwhatslife 8 месяцев назад +207

      Good(?) news: he discovered homestuck and decided versika or however you spell it is the only woman he likes. No I'm not kidding

    • @baricode
      @baricode 8 месяцев назад +114

      ​@@idkwhatslife Of fucking course he likes Vriska

    • @CLOWNBAE
      @CLOWNBAE 8 месяцев назад +37

      as homestuck intended, it all comes full circle...

    • @alicethemad1613
      @alicethemad1613 8 месяцев назад +2

      @idkwhatslife based

    • @die_sel
      @die_sel 8 месяцев назад +31

      @idkwhatslife he also kins bro strider

  • @reganholmes5056
    @reganholmes5056 7 месяцев назад +22

    I followed The Muppet Joker for all of five minutes before deciding I didn't have the mental fortitude to witness this almost unparalleled artistry.

  • @mousii3222
    @mousii3222 4 месяца назад +7

    Him and Bucephalus made peace also, bc the horse died. Now he’s grieving the horse. Insane character development

  • @selkiefluff
    @selkiefluff 8 месяцев назад +190

    You can tell it's a troll just from them using the word "orbs". It's such a meme in the fanfic community, but nobody actually uses this to describe eyes.

  • @Kiroy919
    @Kiroy919 8 месяцев назад +620

    Can't believe Kermit is a TIRM.

    • @JrTheDragon01
      @JrTheDragon01 8 месяцев назад +78

      Wait a second... Kermit backwards is TIRMek. Coincidence? I think not 🧐

    • @Arenumberg
      @Arenumberg 8 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@JrTheDragon01 Almost.. XD

    • @an-ADHD-Infested-Nerd
      @an-ADHD-Infested-Nerd 8 месяцев назад +6

      Kermit would never

    • @protect_trans_lives
      @protect_trans_lives 8 месяцев назад

      fr

    • @demetriam2408
      @demetriam2408 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@an-ADHD-Infested-Nerdpiggy would be though

  • @hellaradusername
    @hellaradusername 8 месяцев назад +197

    My local goth coffee house had a guy who'd do Kermit the Frog voice acoustic guitar covers of Nine Inch Nails' Hurt at open mike night. He kept doing it and I wish I had that kind of confidence

  • @raydgreenwald7788
    @raydgreenwald7788 5 месяцев назад +26

    He updated his blog to men and TERFs DNI. I love performance art

  • @9tim80
    @9tim80 7 месяцев назад +24

    This is art. Wild, gross, disturbing, unsettling and uncomfortable art, but still, art.
    Lost it at "what wild abandon, my liege!"

  • @bear8767
    @bear8767 8 месяцев назад +168

    "maybe try having a therapist desired reality" is CRAZY oml

  • @JesseColton
    @JesseColton 8 месяцев назад +584

    How does it ALWAYS lead back to Bible fanfiction?? Like ALL ROADS lead there!!

    • @NoxDolore
      @NoxDolore 8 месяцев назад +69

      All roads lead to My Immortal. There's no going back.
      We are all Toby

    • @orsolyafekete7485
      @orsolyafekete7485 8 месяцев назад +33

      Omg, what if the muppet joker is Toby (would check out with the sockpuppet hate comments)

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ 8 месяцев назад +8

      i can’t believe Bible fanfiction is Rome

    • @lar-in-a-crisis
      @lar-in-a-crisis 7 месяцев назад +9

      Missionaries are getting creative with recruiting

    • @sniccups8390
      @sniccups8390 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@orsolyafekete7485 This person is a much better writer than Toby ever was.

  • @sarah-zv8ld
    @sarah-zv8ld 8 месяцев назад +180

    im so glad you covered this. i went down the muppet joker rabbit hole a few months ago and i had an amazing time doing it. the lore insane. more lore not included in this video:
    -he hit his previous therapist with his car at 4mph. he waited for hours outside of the therapists office for this.
    -hes admitted that his "sessions" with his kermit plush can last up to four hours.
    -he ate his college roommates soap. the roommate packed up and left shortly after.
    -he is a flat earther.

  • @MelodyLee19
    @MelodyLee19 3 месяца назад +6

    comparing your relationship with your dad’s horse to cain and abel’s brotherhood is WILD. truly the themes of this work are so interesting. i can only hope that one day i will be as talented as the writer behind the muppet joker

  • @82licious
    @82licious 7 месяцев назад +32

    We need a miss piggy batman to parallel this joker kermit account

  • @williamr3269
    @williamr3269 8 месяцев назад +192

    "Somebody make me a flow chart" is such a good line. I'll be using that from now on

  • @Jane_8319
    @Jane_8319 8 месяцев назад +214

    “No, that was self defense” sent me.

    • @PixelRockett
      @PixelRockett 8 месяцев назад +37

      First ever: Premeditated self-defense

  • @beewebb5366
    @beewebb5366 8 месяцев назад +604

    aunt kimberly did nothing to deserve that #justiceforauntkimberly ToT

    • @LordMoku
      @LordMoku 8 месяцев назад +54

      I fact-kin Aunt Kimberly, so I just wanted to thank you personally for this, I appreciate it.

    • @gummyneighborino7217
      @gummyneighborino7217 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@LordMoku aunt kimberly, how did your kid turn out?

    • @timtam.
      @timtam. 8 месяцев назад +17

      @@gummyneighborino7217i’m an aunt kin-berly as well
      the baby is lovely and has no signs of FASD

    • @die_sel
      @die_sel 8 месяцев назад +18

      @timtam. Can confirm I fact kin the baby and I am perfectly healthy

    • @gummyneighborino7217
      @gummyneighborino7217 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@die_sel oh I'm so happy for you, stay strong

  • @dollybites
    @dollybites 7 месяцев назад +12

    i always roll my eyes at bait that's so out of wack it can't possibly be real, but this is actually so well crafted its good. that's RARE

  • @madij6163
    @madij6163 3 месяца назад +11

    “Imagine… you are Kermit, and the joker is eating out your muppet hole.” … I woke up approximately five seconds before hearing this with no context. 9:19

  • @elvencataccess7830
    @elvencataccess7830 8 месяцев назад +439

    This man is every single component of Lord English simultaneously. The puppets, the clowns, the swords, the horses, the weird sex stuff, the ramblings about religion. If it turned out the entire inspiration for this was Homestuck I wouldnt be surprised.

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 8 месяцев назад +47

      Why is everything a Homestuck reference 😭

    • @fishbot9902
      @fishbot9902 8 месяцев назад +48

      Also the hatred of women

    • @v.frankenstein
      @v.frankenstein 8 месяцев назад +57

      He's also a Vriska kinnie now

    • @daringdoombringer4014
      @daringdoombringer4014 8 месяцев назад +44

      He’s having an existential crisis over kinning Vriska now, so that’s something.

    • @RatKingShriggy
      @RatKingShriggy 8 месяцев назад +21

      he's even green... he really has it all

  • @demonoflight
    @demonoflight 8 месяцев назад +548

    If the Muppet Joker is a troll, it is a masterfully crafted one. We truly live in a society.

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv 8 месяцев назад +34

      It ain't easy living in a society.

    • @ghin780
      @ghin780 8 месяцев назад +50

      It becomes obvious it's trolling the moment other characters are brought in

    • @ashfox7498
      @ashfox7498 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@Smidgeon-pigeon Humanpilled feltcel

    • @debdebberton
      @debdebberton 8 месяцев назад +20

      really taking the phrase "puppet account" to a whole new level

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 7 месяцев назад +3

      This says a lot about society, and yet, we live in one

  • @UkeFoxx
    @UkeFoxx 8 месяцев назад +231

    Okay ive been obsessed with this guy for months, my irl friends hate me cause i update them every day on what he’s up to. I introduced him to the band Crywank

    • @gingivitis9148
      @gingivitis9148 8 месяцев назад +20

      I love crywank! it's pure depression♡ everytime I try to listen to a new song I realise I'm less mentally ok than I thought(I am years behind. Does he have a fav song? And thank you!

    • @UkeFoxx
      @UkeFoxx 8 месяцев назад +20

      I haven’t asked if he has a favorite but I sent him JK and told him it reminded me of the Joker as a smokescreen to interest him in listening. He said he really related to it and I was like awww buddy no! You only relate to Crywank when you’re like on the brink!

  • @audioidiot6795
    @audioidiot6795 4 месяца назад +32

    Update: Kermit wrote a letter reconciling with Bucephalus and then Bucephalus died.
    "I am sure you are wondering why I have broken into your stable and begun reading this letter put loud to you from a magnificent scroll. Well you see, it is because you cannot read. I do not hold this against you. It is the nature of being a horse.
    I have held your horsehood against you for all of my life. I believed that Father loved you more than I because you had hooves and could run so fast and stomp on the heads of the son he was disappointed in. I still believe this to be true, but now I know it is not your fault you were beloved and I was despised. I should never have fed you avocados (poisonous to your kind). I should have poisoned Father instead.
    You did not mean to kick me in the head. You were just scared, and lashing out in violence. I understand now. I do the same. We all have our inner demons, our Joker Rage. Your eyes always held such love, and I never saw it. I am trying not to fear you. I am trying to love you, the only brother I have.
    I love you, Bucephalus."
    "I was stalking my father's Facebook when I saw his post. He died the night he ate my handwritten letter from my hands. I fear I may have killed him
    # Did you choke on my olive branch brother?
    # Is my letter of love what killed you?"

  • @djcatilian3497
    @djcatilian3497 2 месяца назад +5

    The croaker series immediately cemented itself into my list of "rewatch constantly" videos, thank you for this gift and your incredible performance in the second video espdcially

  • @claraquinrulez
    @claraquinrulez 8 месяцев назад +305

    The fact that it's the Jared Leto Joker makes me think it's a troll

    • @LordMoku
      @LordMoku 8 месяцев назад +65

      This is just Jared Leto getting into character for a sequel.

    • @Goldie22
      @Goldie22 8 месяцев назад +1

      Nah a lot of people hate Jared leto, I'm not surprised since joker kinny and leto is viewed as the worst joker

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 8 месяцев назад +3

      ...and not any of the other obvious troll things he does???

    • @Goldie22
      @Goldie22 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@yurifairy2969 I mean yeah that's fair, tho I still don't think hating Jared Leto is a factor.
      I didn't think he was a troll then, I do now since he keeps talking about sueing strange aeons for emotional distress 💀

    • @m.nic.5080
      @m.nic.5080 7 месяцев назад +1

      Where do they show Jared Leto? It looks like he’s mainly referencing The Dark Knight and some of the art has animated series Joker but I didn’t see any Leto joker

  • @GothVampiress
    @GothVampiress 8 месяцев назад +180

    there's so much to love here but i'm obsessed with the muppet joker's nemesis being a horse named after alexander the great's favorite. it's giving tom bombadil mention in my immortal

  • @magicalsolitude516
    @magicalsolitude516 8 месяцев назад +131

    after the easter dinner debacle I stopped imagining this dude as Kermit in joker face paint and started imagining him as Onision in Joker cosplay holding a festy kermit plush

    • @kavlara
      @kavlara 5 месяцев назад +2

      Your pfp!! What was that book/show(?) called?? It’s such a nostalgia trip to see 🥺

    • @magicalsolitude516
      @magicalsolitude516 4 месяца назад +1

      @@kavlaraMaisie Mouse!

  • @jac6981
    @jac6981 7 месяцев назад +11

    The whole Bucephalus thing is a reference to Living Poetry, a surrealist film by Alejandro Jodorowsky. A character poisons a horse named Bucephalus in the movie. Very clever

  • @Veltrosstho
    @Veltrosstho 7 месяцев назад +10

    He made a slip up in his story.
    The catholics celebrate easter on a different day.

  • @OmegaOtouto
    @OmegaOtouto 8 месяцев назад +123

    "jingle your bells little jester" LOL

  • @TheosGhost
    @TheosGhost 8 месяцев назад +67

    The one thing we definitely know isn't a lie: they're a creative writing major

  • @oliviaweeks
    @oliviaweeks 8 месяцев назад +184

    "I microwave one corn dog. Tonight, it is a little bittersweet watching it spin around on the plate."
    Why the fuck is this such a good line???

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 2 месяца назад +1

      Emphasis on detail produces some of the most gorgeous writing. It is specific, in the moment, yet the attached emotion doesn't seem to match what is described.

  • @FreudsHotDad
    @FreudsHotDad 7 месяцев назад +16

    Is it fiction? Oh absolutely...
    Is it incredibly compelling and intriguing storytelling?... Yeah.