I Wrote a #1 Best Selling Book Using My Friend's Texts
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- clock worm is going to be the best seller of 2022
i'm not going to instruct you to purchase this either way but if you do need to read some high quality poetry the link is here:
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Massively influenced by this video by Mike Winnet:
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I found a one star review
"Not about Clocks or worms"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i hate clickbait titles 😆
This is, unfortunately, unlikely as there are no 1 star reviews only 2 1 star ratings as of me writing this
@@kittycatcrunchie It's there, I checked
Lmao
Cute how most of her excitement just came from unexpectedly seeing her friend
I thought the exact same thing, she loves being around him and he really cares enough for his friends to do stuff like this for them. Really cool to see
Hey I'd be hyped up to see a friend like Max Fosh
Maybe it came from seeing the camera, and realizing that she was going to be in one of Max's videos
Ngl once I noticed there was a camera man already behind charlie I was like damnit it’s not totally real but ehh close enough
@@monhi64 That "Camera Man" was the friend who told her that they would go on a walk and she seems to start filming when she already noticed max
This is just a really elaborate way for Max to tell us he has lots of friends
Ikr 😭
Loneliness strikes again
A grand total of 26
@@Henry-fu2hc i dont even know 26 people lmao
@@Henry-fu2hc that's alot
A user on Amazon bought the book and this is what she said: "I don't see the point of this book but it was OK to read not much to red tho it passed 5 mins". She gave 3 stars.
I wonder if max just gave it the cheapest price possible. Idk how Amazon even breaks even at 2.77 although that’s in pounds probably so a bit more than I was thinking
@@monhi64 still only 3.50$ or 3.26€
I like the verified purchase that says "I couldn't stop reading. One of the life-changing books that expand your mind and shakes your thinking. Let Jesus be my witness." and then gave it two stars
@@monhi64 it's an e-book for .77£ so there's next to 0 cost for publishing it since it's probably all automated.
@@aaronlo9589 there's also a paperback available
by "Char Lie" hahahahahahaha
How have I thought that Matt wouldn't be here?
You two should do a cross the pond colab fo-sho.
How are you not the same person?
There's a glitch in the matrix what's going on
Oh hi matt :)
Please sell your tea towel as merch
Yes and sell only the grand total of one. The original.
@@tomatopotato4229 That is why it should be an auction
Omg sell each thread separately pleeeasee
Occasionally, an ordinary object changes someone's life forever
Yow you look bare covid in that profile pic (cuz ur Peng)
I've watched many videos in my time, but this video that I'm about to watch is probably going to be one of the best videos I've ever watched, once I've watched it.
comedic genius
@@user-sf8vb7di2t I think the delivery sold it
You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
@@RobbieKnox lmaoooooooo
THIS..,,. THIS IS STOLEN
i guess this explains why so many of the 'amazon best seller' books i've read have been shite
Yeah, turns out manipulating reviews and ratings in amazon is extremely easy.
first of all, *R U D E*
secondly, yeah that's true
but not this
Why you gotta do Clock Worm like that? Seriously. You need to get off your high horse and read this magnificent poetry.
The nerve of some people. Judging a dish towel by its cover.
right 🤣
I shall now self-publish a book under Rural Life Humor called, 'Accounting and Lemon Juice.'
you wouldnt dare
ahahah
Do it.
link please.. I want 5 copies.. to see if I can make a battery that calculates tax relief..
@@MaxFosh It will out sell the book I bet
ps who are you and why are you in my recommended and and actual good youtuber
dude when this guy gets old he'll have some fucking banging stories to tell his grandkids
I've read many comments in my time, but this comment that I'm about to read is probably going to be one of the best comments I've ever read, once I've read it.
He'll not tell lol, he'll just SHOW it 😂
That's what I really like about his videos (of the ones I've seen so far). At the end of each video, someone has a great story to tell their friends.
*went to arguably the most prestigious school in the UK or even the world*
‘Is worm a noun?’
Did he?
*holds English degree*
'Is worm a noun?'
@@josephbrennan370 he went to Harrow
@@tanah6962 Westminster*
The uni he went to wasn't that good, but a degree is still a degree to be fair
Particularly enjoyed the squirrels bounding past as you read “Covid” 😂
second one was chasing some serious tail
@@MaxFosh a squirrel on a mission!
@@MaxFosh I thought it was a glitch in the matrix and it was the same one twice
Why Musk I Suffer was a better book and you know it Fosh
also the squirrels at 4:46 make it an incredible shot
Hi
At least yours was a very quick read lmao
I wanted my own best seller
Zac are you serious - your book has 100 + blank pages
I think you’ll find I’m very much a noun, Mr Max Did-An-English-Degree Fosh
Also a verb
This is actually really inspiring, as someone whom has wanted to publish their poetry for ages... I think tonight I might as well try!
@The Lonely Proto yes.. me too.. post the link when you've done it..
Can i suggest a Vogon constructor ship for the cover.. ;9)
Now is one year later.
So did you do it? :)
Was about to ask the same xD
How'd it go lol?
Did you do it? Cuz if not you should, someone will love it and you will feel amazing
Didn’t think he’d be able to outdo the roundabout but strike me down
Wait till they find out the same person who wrote clock worm is world renowned model maximus Bucharest
English teachers right now:
Look at the passion and the belief the writer has for this phrase on page 172. Outstanding. Beautiful. The raw emotion. 🖤
English teachers be like: "Is worm a noun?"
The any-color-but-red heart emoji honeslty sold it for me
We love to see friends supporting friends in increasingly extreme and ridiculous ways
As someone with 16 books self-published on Amazon so far, this is both hilarious and unbelievably harrowing.
Please be so humble to drop some of your book titles, I promise to check them soon enough.
drop your fav one or should i google name?
This man’s chaotic energy spills out of his British accent
Max has gone and saved blue Monday’s yet again
Nice profile pic
Just had to buy this book in paperback, it must be a riviting read, the reviews are fantastic
And just like clockworm, it's not available in the US Amazon store :(
you gotta really try to look for it it took me about 30 mins to get there make sure you spell "Char Lie" with a space
Aw
:(
you are a fucking genius
If ClockWorm isn’t in your next book review I will be immensely upset
Truth
Only Max can make sitting outside the Emirates on a cold winter's day with a table and chairs look normal... 😂
and call it highbury
Sometimes I think about how every single book I've seen is a New York Times Bestseller
tbf, the non best sellers wouldnt be getting sold or talked about lol
It works because of the same reason that this works on amazon, there are pretty niche lists and there aren't that many (legit) books that come out every week (especially not from major publishing houses, especially not all within the same category) and because a lot of people buy books when they've just come out, for that week or two, that book will obviously be bought a lot compared to other books (especially since pre-orders are counted added to first-day sales) and it'll end up somewhere on one of the NYT bestseller list. What you'll want to look at is the top few spots and how long a book has been at that spot (or on the list at all)
@The Lonely Proto Ah if you have time send me the link to that, it sounds like a laugh!
@@user-es7ui5mc1m That does explain it, thank you
Alternative title “English student wonders if worm is a noun”
how does this man come up with ideas like this honestly
Max, thanks for this and so many other wonderful videos. I decided to buy this book because it’s delightfully eccentric, and it also kicked my Amazon order over $25 so I got free shipping on my other item 😂. Keep up the great work. Looking forward to reading this monumental literary work.
I love how the only 1 star review I could find for this book said: "I didn't learn anything about worms or clocks".
This is how I feel when I spend hours on my art and my aunt comes in and asks me if I'm good with paint, because she needs a wall to be whitened.
This is like the best gift anyone could ever give a childhood friend. It's hilarious and sweet af
Man that was the most wholesome reaction of a friend seeing another friend i have seen in a long time
It's really easy to get a bestseller. Has it ever occurred to anyone that there were way too many "Bestsellers" at the same time in a bookstore?
A best seller isn't a representation of how good the book is. Plenty of popular books are not actually best sellers. To get on a list you have to sell X amount in X time. So what some authors do is just buy out that many of their own books to make it a best seller (and then donate/sell them again)
i didn’t know you could publish books on amazon just like that, what a cool idea 😁😁
Well I am now 77p poorer and I don’t even have a kindle
We need a sequel but instead of whatsapp messages it’s funny quotes from streetsmart
That was sweet how excited they were to see you, very excited.
Keep in touch with people, even ones that you think probably forgot you. The couple who ran your airbnb remembers you, your doctor/4th grade teacher does, so definitely your old friends do. *everyone, imagine how more excited people could be to see regularly, or in a text chat. AND in person (or online, its okay), in person is so much fun, especially when you feel easy and not anxious or at least are just as anxious as they are.*
Maybe visit your old teachers when you visit your parents next. IDK if I'd do that, not seeing people is also easy and fun. But its like taking a shower, remember, its an extremely enjoyable thing (when they fit with your energy level) but we feel a wierd dread for happy things. Sometimes the anxiety stays, doesnt mean you don't like them, and you can always explain that to someone. Say its not personal, just that you have social anxiety, and not that they make you feel uncomfortable, but you like talking online. Then just go out of your way to do coffee dates anyway, it feels fantastic to be invited even if you don't have time.
And sometimes people remember they're busy - no, they're not flaking, I could've had that anxiety but I knew people do just get busy too. If they didn't like you, they wouldn't be talking to you. And maybe you initiate the conversations (I'm the initiator), that doesn't mean you're being annoying, just that they have a more passive energy, or adapted to your initiator energy. Stop being dumb, people like you, for one you care about how they're feeling, so that's one thing.
And what if someone doesnt? Well, that's as rare as really liking someone, to dislike them - but you can have more chemistry with peopel than you expect. Just talk to someone. *And invite people to things!* (I did it once with a friend-acquintance and it was fun, and there wasn't an expectation to do it again. But you don't have to. You can lie in bed for an hour, then get up and invite your friend to coffee. Feeling like you HAVE to go out might make you dread it and stay in. Remembering you dont HAVE to do anything, but are doing it anyway, makes it easier to step outside your comfort zone.
*This isn't a universal mental health help, this is just what makes sense to me, and my understanding both of me and what I think might help a more socially anxious person. Do NOT feel bad if anything I say gives you dread, everybody's got their bubble, its fun to pop it sometimes but your not BAD if you choose to float around in it. It's like were on the beach, and I'm in the water, and it's warm, and I say you should come in. But you can't get up from the hot sand. You can come in whenever you want, or not at all, no pressure. But you might want to - the water's great)
*Edit: Went on a mental-health tangent, hmm.*
Whenever I'm feeling down I'm coming back to this video. I need such friends in my life.
Just got the book. All set for tonight’s bedtime deeply intellectual read. Thanks Max and CHAR LIE.
This is #1 in Love Poetry. I mean if my friends got me to be a best-seller, I think it shows that they care.
Your creativity is criminally underrated. Keep on going!!
Just bought it, let's keep Clock Worm in the bestseller list
Favourite review: "I've not read this yet, but it's managed to inspire me already."
Max you’re telling me you studied English Lit for 3 years and didn’t know if worm was a noun or not??😭
English Lit 😎
Her reaction to seeing you was so wholesome... what a nice friend.
Every video you make is like a mixed bag. I never know what to expect but I'm always oddly satisfied and surprised at the end.
In his next video, Max will be telling us how he's being sued for using a tea towel company's copyrighted pattern for a book cover.
They should be paying him for promoting their design.
You made Charlie's day and that made me happy
Hearing Max say "J.K. Roeling" just made may day
i was literaly about to google how to publish a poetry book. Ive been writing some pretty inspring haiku in lockdown and though they might need sharing
Same here
Well that's very sweet... He really made her a tale she can always share in the future that would instantly brightens up the room.
4:44 "This one's called Co.... OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!"
I love how the squirrel runs across 4:43
Its 2023 and this still #117 in women’s poetry 💀💀💀
Truly a masterpiece
This might be the best channel on RUclips 😂😂😂 this guy's a god, literally he can do anything he want 😂😂😂
Honestly, this is the most non-romantic romantic thing ever. I think I'll write a book about it!
Those squirrels in the backgroud at 4:45 must be a paid actors, perfectly executed.
well that's a new level of data privacy...
You and the guy that faked his way to the top of fashion week are gold.
Am I the queen of balance and aesthetics? Yes. Yes, I am. And this is not just a proclamation of self-importance, but a realization that has been a long time coming.
It started when I was just a little girl, rearranging the furniture in my bedroom to make it more pleasing to the eye. As I grew older, my love for aesthetics and design only deepened. I found myself drawn to the art of Feng Shui and the concept of creating harmony in one's surroundings.
But it wasn't until I became an adult that I truly embraced my passion for aesthetics and realized that it was more than just a hobby or a personal preference. It was a calling.
As I began to study interior design and delve deeper into the principles of balance and harmony, I discovered that this was my true purpose in life. I was meant to bring beauty and harmony to the world through my designs and creations.
And so, I set out on a journey to become the best version of myself, to hone my skills and perfect my craft. I studied under the greats, traveled the world, and immersed myself in the cultures and traditions that inspired me.
Years went by, and I created countless masterpieces, each one a reflection of my passion and dedication to the art of design. People began to take notice, and I quickly became known as the queen of balance and aesthetics.
But it wasn't just my talent that set me apart. It was my understanding that design is not just about making things pretty. It's about creating an environment that inspires, soothes, and energizes the people who inhabit it.
And so, I made it my mission to design spaces that not only looked beautiful but also felt beautiful. Spaces that reflected the unique personalities and lifestyles of the people who lived in them.
As I sit here today, reflecting on my journey, I am filled with a sense of pride and accomplishment. I am the queen of balance and aesthetics, not just because of my talent but because of my commitment to creating spaces that enrich people's lives.
And as I continue on this journey, I am excited to see where it will take me next. For there is always more to learn, more to create, and more to inspire.
The Highbury line when he was walking past the emirates😂
this one vid here is just SOO SWEEET! Cheers Max! FOR GREATER THINGS!
Robbie Knox cameo made my day. Thank you Robbie, very cool
Cheers Will
This guy is the definition of "technically"
Who would ever think of taking a picture of a hand towel for a book cover. I love this channel.
From “everything is a album cover” to “everything is a book cover”
I would have watched Max read poetry from the book whilst in a park for another hour in all honesty.
In the first video I saw of this channel, I think the one where he buys a roundabout, someone pointed out his tea towel looked like the cover of a poetry book. Now he has done a poetry book with his tea towel as the cover. Marvellous.
Your videos are the ones I rewatch once in a while because they’re so funny.
I am not a native English speaker so please excuse my plump compliment. I wish I could think about some phrases just as good as your poetry.
Bye
I love how your brain works, Mr.Fosh, your videos are always so entertaining and creative, keep up the good work!
I still can’t get past the fact that Max puts butter AND Nutella on his toast! Honestly it keeps me awake at night... 😖😟
the squirrel running behind him truly captures the majestic poem4:45
I really like that this video has Classical Music as its background music.
‘Misleading title, is not about clocks or worms. -Sam, one star 😂😂
Love the two squirrels in the back at 04:46 🥰
Could've just called the book: "My Friend, Charlie"
this man really knows how the finesse the system and i love it everytime
Why is Cockroaches in the poetry section? It's a norwegian crime thriller: "When the Norwegian ambassador to Thailand is found dead in a Bangkok whorehouse, Inspector Harry Hole is dispatched from Oslo to help hush up the case". Who would read this on the back of the book and think: "ahh, sweet sweet poetry"
4:46
i love the grey squirrel running across the background
i don't remember what to comment ..... something about blue monday ? blue balls ? my ba degree isn't in smarts
The spirit is there
@@cgomes1610 what are we without spirit
@@milliedunne8673 nothing of course
I read "ba degree" like a sheep. "Baaah degree".
This is your mayoral candidate people.
And it’s marvelous.
This made me feel very warm inside
max is literally speedrunning allachievements%
How Max's content doesnt get a million views per video i will never know
A word I, as a non british, would have thought, I'd never hear was "Tea towel". Goddamit.
This guy has always the most hilarious ideas!
This officially the most underrated youtuber in youtube
Hilarious!! Max’s channel is definitely a bit of brightness during lockdown.
The greatest thing about this video is the cute little squirrel passing by in the background at 4:46
"This beat JK Rowling" good.
I just love how absolutely wholesome this comedy is...
Can't believe that you only have to sell 26 books to hit number 1, even in poetry section, how is Amazon making so much money when it's apparently not selling that much?🤔😂
3:18 i love how he had to google if worm was a noun lmao
she was a poet and didnt even know it
The year is 2028 and Max Fosh has just topped the Box Office charts... just for the sh!ts and giggles of it...
Master of turning weird and wonderful content into gold-dust 👌
Watch Eric Tabachs vid on becoming the #1 Movie in America! It’s absolutely incredible
This was just hilarious! Thank you for an engaging and lovely story! Cheers to Char Lie! 🍷
This seems like a super cheap way to get small quantities of books produced