Meanwhile... The Universe Is A Donut
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- Опубликовано: 22 июл 2021
- Meanwhile... Science says the universe is shaped like a donut, which begs the philosophical question, can God create a donut so big even he can't eat it? #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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1:28 "I'm very proud that we recognize talent and then don't recognize that talent when we see it again." 😄
The pandemic and the loss of an audience wiped Stephen's memory of March of 2020. Sorry Hannah.
That girl is the mood we should all face uncertainity with. And the last segment still has me BURNING😂😂😂😂
😌 same
3:40 This video is the greatest thing on the internet. For the way she handles the bird to the way her friend can't comprehend her words because she's still terrified. Fantastic!
The seagull : "Honey your not gonna believe this, a 13 year old just catapulted herself to me on my way back home ! "
"Sure, Claude. Next you're going to tell me the universe is a donut."
"Oh so now 13 year Olds are just CATAPULTING into you, Seagull-version-of-Matt-Gaetz!?!?"
@@M0rbidCuriositea 🤭😂🤣
@@wizardtim8573 🤣😂🤭🤣😂
Good one ha
Homer gets credit for the donut-shaped universe theory
In other words “the Simpsons did it”.
*Matt Groening
Which homer?
d’oh!
Hahahaha☺️
If universe is a donut. Then my box of Krispy Kreme is a multiverse
Boom! 🤣
Did you eat the Planet of the Donuts?
😂😂
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Her just throwing the bird off her face is so funny 😂
The fact that the bird also seems to be ok is honestly funnier than what just happened
I am so glad you posted this. Going to have to skip this one. That video is terrifying to me.
@@SnepBlepVR and the other girl seems to be the most distressed of all 3 of them.
Darn facehuggers
Loved how one girl was screaming the whole time while the getting hit by the gull was like: "oh, this neat. Hey, isn't this neat?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Yeah, it's neat. Can't wait to see the video."
"Is it glazed or sprinkled!"
Clearly it's powdered, just look up at the sky at night :P
Not where I live. It's obviously drenched in sweet, delicious chocolate :P
Thank you. People be forgetting the universe
the logic follows.
I was gonna say sprinkled, but yours is better. :)
That's so adorable
I love how the bird just gave up and nestled in, accepting its new reality. Haha
Not sure it survived. Looked like it could've been killed/badly maimed by the impact
Hopefully it was just the G Forces holding it in place
People always told me donut spout conspiracy theories, but I always suspected. I bet we've barely glazed the surface of this.
Ah hah
Imma 'bout to poke some holes in your theory.
I agree, I don't think we've seen the Whole picture, we Knead more information.
Donut hole back on the jokes, they're adoughable.
Boom! 🤣
Homer Simpson theorized the universe was donut-shaped. Stephen Hawking said he might steal the idea.
No joke that was the the episode where Lisa joins Mensa from season 10 wasn't it?
So funny🤣
Here’s the joke; Homer was right.
You need to have Richard Ayoade on your show. That would be glorious.
@@JacWarner i think he has a very dry, quick witted, self deprecating and sarcastic sense of humour, I'm not sure the usa audience will 'get' him? IT crowd did OK with like minded Americans...
Kylie: +screams on ride like a normal teen+
+Gets hit by a bird+
+Calmly removes bird before the next drop so it can fly away safely and unhurt+
+Gets back to screaming business on schedule+
+Updates friend at the next pause+
She probably would do great doing voice overs or audio books
takin care of business!
Women: so used to crazy bullshit it doesn't even phase us anymore
Serious test-pilot reflexes! You can actually see her use one hand to think with while keeping a firm grip with the other, then boom and cool: amazing moment.
That explains the feeling of deep reverence and awe I feel every time I see a box of Krispy Kreme being opened.
I heard Angels singing as I read your comment.
Amen🙌🏼
(😂🤣)
Technically you're seeing the multiverse.
Real talk.
Heavens, yes!
The bird thing was absolutely hilarious, I played it over and over and laughed everytime
Me too! 🤣🤣
That girl deserves mad props for laughing off the seagull
If I were her, I'd wash my face and mouth out with antiseptic though .. seagulls are scavengers and full of disgusting bacteria.
@@MTMF.london Would she be carrying them with her, or waiting until she gets home? Maybe try the gift shop 🤔
Is the seagull deserves mad props for laughing off the girl
@@MTMF.london That's funny that's usually how I describe Republicans.
Especially when they're hot and fresh. Omg
The universe is a donut with strawberry icing *AND* sprinkles. That’s just science.
The more you know 🌈⭐️
And the multiverse?
Powdered, glazed, blueberry, chocolate glazed, white-iced with crushed peanuts, chocolate raspberry-iced, etc, etc, etc...
🍩😎👍
The universe donut is the only donut with every flavour in it.
I hate that this makes sense
The universe donut is also the only donut with the universe in it
Donuts not ice cream…
actually since the Universe is all just protons neutrons and electrons, and most of them are all spread thin enough to create what we perceive as infinite space... there is exactly Zero flavor in any given bite of the Cosmic Donut. So it's the only donut that has zero flavor. inb4 Coke Cosmic with chemicals to paralyze your olfactory system.
Even the flavours that should NOT exist
"It's a bird, it's a plane....Thonk! Yea, nah it's a bird.
I will never go on any ride that's going to let a bird or anything that's flying at me
Ozzy Man reviewed that, did he?
@@ally0urb4ser Who's Ozzy Man
The stars are clearly the sprinkles.
Good one lol
An argument could be made for powder as well. Once you zoom out far enough. :)
@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda
The universe: But but 😢
am i one of the few that remembers when netflix first began, it was via usps one DVD at a time? and then they expanded the amount you could rent, gave you a wishlist and started offering video games? gamefly was totally based on this model
I think they still do offer the by-mail plan. I did it as recently as a year ago just for nostalgia. Got kind of annoying returning and waiting for new ones pretty fast though and I switched back to streaming
Stay Human and John batiste are the best in late night!
I must confess that before the pandemic, I didn't know what to think about John. I live in Finland so I don't really know him, other then watching these youtube clips and I wasn't sure if he was, for a better word, real. Then the pandemic came and the show changed and I felt like we get to know him better and he is very much real. A beautiful human being, with so much beautiful music in thim that it feels unreal.
The world needs more people like him!
@@IdaSantti Yes he So great with The band he great leader
@@IdaSantti Oooh, hello there, my fellow nordic name-twin! Is Ida a very popular girl name up there in Finland? It's been one of the most popular names here in Norway, many times being the very most popular name for girls. I'm guessing it's probably one of the most common/popular girl names throughout all of the nordic countries in general, tbh. I at times think it's very boring but hey, boring is far better than a whole lotta other stuff it could be.. it's just short, sweet, simple and timeless. A good bonus is that it also works well internationally! Plus, Starbucks have always spelled it right for me at least, so there's that 😂😂🤓
~ Lol sorry, nvm me, I didn't intend to end up ranting about our name.. oops 🤓🤭🤭
AAAANYWAY, but yeah, I agree. Not that I ever disliked Jon or anything at all, I just wasn't used to anyone being so incredibly positive and highly energetic ALL THE TIME. I guess I'm just way too used to the typical Norwegian stereotype of people generally being more private, low key and reserved. I'm not used to constantly blissfull people - not that we're negative people or anything like that, but yeah.. oh well, I guess some people are just naturally way more energized or something. Might literally be due to the weather/climate differences we have, that's my best guess.
@@idalarsen2540 I guess us northerners are very similar in many ways 😂
It's actually kinda funny that when I was a child I didn't know anyone with the same name! And I still don't know many, but enough to realise that I am not that unique 😂
His name is Jon Batiste
5:30 That's a wonderful rendition of Macarena!
Einstein sad he thought it was corridor that will eventually meet its self , like a giant doughnut ! More then 80 years ago! Not new!
I think what's new, similar to the semi-recent detections of gravitational waves and the photo they took of a black hole, is that what once was something Einstein showed on paper is being confirmed with real-world evidence.
Confirming the conjecture of a man that, at the time, seemed to be considered wild and controversial speculation, is pretty big news.
@@denimchicken6549 Hear hear. Half (actually a great deal more than half) the battle is knowing where to look.
People need to learn the difference between a hypothesis, a theory and evidence/proof. "Einstein said something", even if true, is not a theory. Someone looking into it to find some supporting arguments is not "evidence" that "proves" a theory.
Did I say something wrong, @@Airblader?
@@denimchicken6549 That depends. All I can find in recent news is a paper (out of many others) exploring this idea, which in the peer community is far from being accepted. Unless I'm missing some rather big news - yeah, I'd say what you said was wrong.
LOL 😂 That Bridgerton bit was Hilarious
The universe is lucky Homer Simpson is fictional
Well done for remembering this! 😂😂😂😂😂
Doh!
you sir, you desert more likes...
😂😂😂👏
But the time traveler Matt Groening isn't
I wouldn't have touched that 3 "swimmer's standing on each other" joke with a "10 foot Pole"...
The intro to Meanwhile was pure poetry in comedy form HAHA! Well done.
The writers of the introduction of Meanwhile …..omg !! Such a delicious treat…please don’t stop …
“Demented Vagrant Macarena of News” is my new handle.
Sorry, FOX has been using it for years.
@@phyllisseidl9117 They haven’t copyrighted it yet. Therefore I’m taking it.
I love that the band closed the segment by playing the Macarena, lol!
@@timgilbert9572 came here to say just that. Lol ... Jon is a jewel.
While i hook my radio to a abandoned car battery is mine.
I feel like remembering every person you've interviewed and especially the ones right before the pandemic has got to be super hard.
That poor kid and the bird xD she was so cool about it hahahaha
Kylie has a GREAT sense of humor. She's definitely one of the OG "cool kids"!!! Love her!
A "new" theory? That donut shaped universe idea has been around for at least thirty years.
Came to say this. They did this on John Oliver's show with John Dillermand the other day. Slow news besides the world ending and billionaires on space vacation
@@thrashandburn10221 When does world ending news ever get old?
@@kagartoe do I gotta say it? I mean... when it stops killing rich people?
That was my first thought
U tell him...correct his mistake... :DP
The Universe is a donut . . . and God is a policeman? 🤣
The Meanwhile/Quarantinewhile writing has always been astounding and genius, then WOW, tonight the synchrony between that and Jon and Stay Human: ballet/waltz intro (Chopin?)... Stephen then speaks of his delicately choreographed pas de deux/epoch defining ballet which = his monologue.... then the velour jumpsuit+macarena of news = meanwhile... then we get a macarena musical outro... I mean, COME ON!!!! SOOOOOO BRILLIANT!!!!!
Love that band intro and Jon's sheer enthusiasm. This show makes my day.
Yes, that scene from Bridgerton was very emotional! [They make such a lovely couple!]
Also Shonda's way of telling the British Royal Family how she felt about their treatment of Princess Meghan Markle...
The universe is a donut, Homer is the Galactus... 🤔
BREAKING NEWS! Ring theory. It’s only been around for a few decades.
So who is the Lord of the Ring?
@@grayg5124 Gandalf would be, but it would wield too much power through him
And there is also St Theory. They should hook up.
Around for 20years it was asquare for 50 and starting now to merge with a large hammer to unite the two theories...
Damn it !!!
I can't wait for Netflix to release a game based on their series "The Witcher"
Ooh, I wonder if they'll make a game based on their upcoming series, "Magic: The Gathering".
There is a witcher game, and it's more perverted than the show lol.
Can they make a Castlevania game?
I'm waiting for the novelizations! I'd love to see it in book form. ;-)
@@DarkstarAndrew01 the joke
Your head
Stephen, we miss Evie! Please bring her on.... at least once in a while. We miss her giggles in the background!
We miss _A_ Late Show. _The_ Late Show cannot live up to it.
@@JiveDadson YES!!!
Agree! Evie laughing at Stephen's routine was beyond wholesome! I've been married for 23 years and my husband can still make me laugh.
no "WE" do not .
Whoever writes the intros for this segment needs a raise. 😂
More Chopin Big Band, Jon! Love it!
Whoever writes those meanwhile intros is a hilarious genius!! 😂
“Donuts, is there anything they can’t do?”
They received a signal from the center of the universe...
...pumpin up the jam, pump it up, pump it, pump it, pump it...
...up.
Its a jelly.
Just looking at the still shot of Mr. Colbert makes me laugh, really welcome comik relief! Thank you funny men and women, you’re heroes too.❤️
"I can't wait to see this video!!" Soo funny!!🤣❤❤
"new physics theory". the three-torus model of the universe was proposed in 1984.
The Torus has been flying into my consciousness for four years. Don’t know what it means, but I know it’s important!
Plenty of 'button mashing' already going on over Bridgerton, anyway.
Spamming the bean
Oh, you better not mean what I think you do, cuz mashing belly buttons can cause hernias.
Setting the controller vibrate to Max and going to town with it 😉🥰
The Universe Is an Everything Bagel!
Yes i was looking for this!
But what’s outside the donut? 🧐
If our universe truly is a donut, perhaps that explains why the universe is expanding. Ba-dump-che
And there is no more material in the seam to let out.
"Unfortunately I am not currently high enough to answer that."
Hang on a moment Steven, let me work on that. I'll get back to you this afternoon, say around 4:20, OK?
👍
😂
(Homer Simpson voice): Mmmmmm.... universe!
Homer actually told Stephen Hawking his idea of a donut-shaped universe in the episode "They Saved Lisa's Brain".
I thought the Bridgerton game would’ve been contained Jean’s ‘behind’.
That's after you level up...
80s video game...I was expecting stranger things 😁
It's awesome to hear an audience. Stephen's demeanor is more upbeat too. :)
That young lady and the seagull is a prime example of free-range parenting working. Love it.
Well then it's a good thing America Runs on Dunkin'.
That bit about Polish swimmers is a bit old - few days, in fact. It's the fault of the Polish Swimming Association, and the swimmers who were rejected due to PSA's fuckup are planning to sue. And of course, people responsible for said mess don't plan on resigning or giving any kind of compensation to the athletes.
Just another layer of suck added to the OMGlympics this year. Nobody is winning so far...
I have to say man, that I don’t think I’ve ever seen a work of art… Basically a television work of art, like your intro to the meanwhile. If it has been done, I doubt that it’s been done so long and to such an extent. I don’t know if you are still writing your own shit, but whoever writes it, It is the most amazing piece of creativity on television. There is plenty of creativity, but to do this one bit over and over with such brilliance and spontaneity… Top notch, and so exciting to listen to. Right on dude
"I can't wait to see this video" 😭
Sanitary!? Once you've seen two sea gulls fighting over a used Huggies in a garbage dump, you'll never look at Johnathon Livingston Seagul the same way again.
Jonny was on psychedelic speed
It's technically an expanding holographic toroidal.
I know you are, but what am I?
Citation needed. "Toroidal" is an adjective btw, not a noun. I think you meant "toroid". 🤓
To complete this human comment-pede:
ACTUALLY, it's a torus, @@whatelseison8970.
Doesn't sound quite as fun though...
@cak01vej Shocker. -_-
Srsly tho, thanks for that arxiv link. I tried tracking down the story mentioned here but even going through sci-hub I couldn't seem to get a hold of the actual full text of the study.
I always laugh so hard at the lead ins to Meanwhile. It’s the best!
In the infinite donuts theory, there are infinite donuts in infinite combinations. 🍩
There's Bavarian cream, eclair, jelly, Boston, sprinkles, powdered (lots of yachts in that universe).
There's even bagel universes 🥯
This new information has me wanting to go to Space! 😋
That level was hardly "completed."
I assume the next level is NSF-CBS tho.
Or consummated.
I will always love colbert for nicknaming the 45th and ofc the wonderful metaphors that just cascade❤️😍♥️🙏
Edit
Also also as the seagull lawyer I must say in Stephen defense he was just minding its own business and a gang of people flew and attacked it, specially a female that could-not-stop-screaming.
We will file a complain in the higher court of the land, the eagles Court.
Good day sir.... I said good day!
Edit 2
Yes the seagull name is Stephen Coolbird.
I call 45 "Vladimir Lootin'"
@@wingedbluj1674 I call him -45.
Every donut is a universe. Which makes me the ultimate destroyer everytime I dunk one in my coffee.
That girl with the bird- so funny!! I just love her!!
Technically I think the headline should be: “Teen hit bird in the face”!! 😂 That seagull was minding his own biz when that ride shot up at a billion miles an hour from a stopped position (nothing like that in nature)
it's funny they mention video games and the universe donut since the old arcade game like asteroids where leaving the left and appearing on the right, or going up past the top reappears near the bottom was modeling a torus. a bizarre world we got used to (with enough quarters) might be a natural thing :-D
sprinkled donut... with hundreds and thousand of sprinkles
Jon Baptiste is the real meal deal - hugely talented and a sweet sweet guy.
13 year old girl is tough as nails! I remember way way back when Fabio (google it if you're too young to know who he is) got hit in the face by a bird at an amusement park and he came out of it with a bloody (broken?) nose.
I think it was a goose that hit fabio... but I thought the blood belonged to the goose?
I would hope our universe is chocolate dipped...
to drive the white supremacists crazy?
I'm a glazed universe guy.
Sorry jelly donut fans...
In an alternate Universe Stephen is shaking his a** for nickles, so under paid!
I Freakin' Love Meanwhile!
Good for you, Kiley. That bird sure got a great story to tell.
Every birthday you must be presented with a new feather, that you must keep, in a collection that you will eventually present to God in the afterlife, saying, “I can´t wait to see the reincarnation!“
Once again, the Simpsons predict the future
The universe designed for police departments.
I have no recollection of her, but I'm still proud we recognized her talent - I think.
the twitter joke took my reallly sheeeetty day into possible redemption arc territory
thanks Stephen for the comedy and the work you do sir
Oh, Netflix wants to make video games to market their original shows. Shame they canceled them all already.
Don't they already have original shows based on video games?
I would unironically play a Series of Unfortunate Events Point and Click Game. Or an Action RPG Trese.
If executed right i would too
8-bit Stranger Things RPG.
So, what’s outside the donut? Another universe, more universe, a bigger donut? So many questions!
I like birds but that would be terrifying!!
Ah yes.... because game-TV adaptations always end so well....
Not Donut, the scientific term is Torus. It is an interesting theory however.
@4:40 is the universal donut "glazed or sprinkled"
😥.Missed opportunity to make another Dippin' Dots joke. 🤣😂🤣
Yes, I got the connection between the ballet reference in your intro after Jon's "Nutcracker Suite" intro. Love it!!!! 🧡
I heard Chopin at the beginning of this segment, and the macarena at the end. Where was the Nutcracker? Timestamp, please. (BTW to be totally pedantic, the "Nutcracker Suite" isn't a ballet. However, "The Nutcracker" is.)
Boston creme dipped is the best in the dipped universe
They shouldn’t have nicknamed the slingshot ride as “Fabio”.
That poor goose.
John Batiste's wardrobe must be worth a million dollars. The man always looks so sharp and put together!
I like John's hair, the red tips are so pretty.
One donut 🍩 Everyone knows the rules...
Yea it's called donut physics..I wrote it down ten years ago but I lost my journal XD
Me too, and I have a mathematical proof, but unfortunately it is too long to fit in the space of this comm
Let me guess, you wrote it down after watching The Simpsons, then Stephen Hawking found it and presented it as his own, and then after he passed away, some millennial scientists snatched it and considered it the best idea?
@@michaelschweigart3517 lmao 🤣😂. I had a journal that I would keep theses things in. I just lost it while moving is all.
Scared the hell outta of that seagull more than her, she was distracted from fear by it
😂😂😂 a bird threw in my face I can’t wait to see the video
Fun fact:
Jean Smart was a supporting Actress in the FX series 'Legion' as the wife of Jemaine Clement's character. She was awesome, just like the rest of the show. #BingeWorthy
Yeah she really nails the complex boss lady role, in Fargo as well. My fav bit in Legion was when her husband transitions back into the real world, mid-time stop, and recites a limerick
@@whispersmith Can't forget the Rap Battle. Or "behind blue eyes" with the closed captions on. Translating English lyrics to Farsi then back to English is interesting.
D’oh! I’d been thinking that the universe was completely flat and supported by five elephants supported by a very large turtle this whole time!
I've been here since the very first Meanwhile. I absolutely want a compilation of every single one in sequence. I would pay for it.
Take my money 💰 ^o^
Our universe may be a donut, but topographists know it's also a coffee mug.