@@alisonnyanyannya Listen-no-chat… It’s-it’s like I dug my own GRAVE, right? And I didn’t even REALIZE it- that’s the thing. Like-like- at that moment I… I- I spilt all my SPAGHETTI on a beautiful painting, y’know? And then MY WHOLE CHAT saw my “Spaghetti Painting” and they started to BOO AT ME AND THROW TOMATOES, right? Do you know what I’m talking about? Maybe- I don’t know- maybe I- maybe I deserved it. Maybe I ruined everything. [starts beatboxing]
👍LOVE this guy, this jerma dude, this streamer, I LOVE his streams, I LOVE his voice, I LOVE his face, I LOVE this game. I LOVE this chat, I LOVE twitch. I LOVE videos, I LOVE the internet, I LOVE this keyboard, I LOVE computers. LOVE electronics. I fkin love this chair too.
I love jerma so much. I love jerma so much. He is my favorite streamer. He is my best friend. Jerma is just like me. I wish i was more like Jerma. I want him. Give him to me. Now.
Jerma asking his mods if he's allowed to read that is like the CEO of a company asking someone in middle management if it's okay to fill a water bottle at the water cooler
For some reason when I finished reading ur comment, I suddenly threw my mechanical pencil to the window. I'm at the 5th floor btw. What kind of sorcery have you cast upon your comment.
Dude literally couldn’t be more mad. His anger left the stream and entered the real world, antagonizing his own keyboard and chair. No one has ever been as mad, and no one will be this mad again.
That dude probably spent the last 5 years in a fugue state mindlessly scrolling the internet 16 hours a day in some deteriorating Chinatown tenement and then Jerma did something so infuriating it awoke him from his stupor to the disaster of the industrial revolution and the world as a whole
Man, i feel sorry for that guy, i hope he realized that jerma only told him to get a drink because he poisoned the poor guys water supply. Then he even rubs it in with that sarcastic 'wish you're alright' knowing very well he wont be!
This is false lies and slander!!! Jerma doesn't poison his haters! He locks them up in his basement and chops them up into tiny pieces and eats them in a chili bean stew. Just laying out the facts.
they don’t hate anything in particular they just hate and they’re very transparent about it. the simplicity of that’s super refreshing to me idk i just love this person and i love their chair
I don't know how anyone could be offended by that message, it seems so over the top and humerous to me without going too far in any way. I mean specifiying hating chairs and keyboards, is it just me or did the mods miss a very clear and harmless joke?
fr. all these people trying to play armchair psychologist in the comments and im just like. there's no way the obvious comedic tone of the comment flew over that many people's heads, right?
Honestly jokes aside jerma is the sweetest guy. Someone writes a hateful comment to him and he just wants them to be okay. Made me a little emotional ngl
❤ love this guy, this Jerma dude, this streamer, i love his streams, i love his voice, i love his face, i love this game, i love this chat, i love twitch, i love videos, i love the internet, i love this keyboard, i love computers, love electronics, i fking love this chair too.
As I'm listening to him reading it out. I'm looking at Wayne's goofy face. Don't know what this game is but that face really sets the vibes of the video
i hate my chair too its like more than 10 years old and part of it is broken and theres no back support and theres no arm rests and the cushion is so thin i can feel the pointy metal frame in my ass and the material is all old and scratchy and i think sitting on it actually harms my physical health my back hurts
I feel like that was a joke comment. I can't tell if everyone is joking and I'm the fool, but the second half of it really feels like he was joking and everyone else is taking it seriously.
lmao this sounds JUST like someone i know.... jeremy never become a therapist
NO FR 🥶
the spaghetti thing is an analogy jerma would make tbh
@@arsonclips PLEASEEBESAIBIUEFHJFWbhrjhewjwhjhhrabkfhekw UR SO RIGHT THO... JERMA WOULD SPAJGETTI PAINTING
@@alisonnyanyannya Listen-no-chat… It’s-it’s like I dug my own GRAVE, right? And I didn’t even REALIZE it- that’s the thing. Like-like- at that moment I… I- I spilt all my SPAGHETTI on a beautiful painting, y’know? And then MY WHOLE CHAT saw my “Spaghetti Painting” and they started to BOO AT ME AND THROW TOMATOES, right? Do you know what I’m talking about? Maybe- I don’t know- maybe I- maybe I deserved it. Maybe I ruined everything. [starts beatboxing]
@@arsonclips so true..... heartbreaking. like if u cried
I like how he asked the mods if he’s allowed to do something as though he’s not the streamer in charge
the mods are in charge of containment, the entity 985 needs to ask before he does certain things in order to prevent an outbreak.
the mods guide us through these foggy lands
There's been multiple instances of Jerma reading banned messages, I'm sure his mods are on his ass about it now.
he has to ask his handlers for permission LOL
Bro I'm Keith...
This man isn't just Jerma's biggest hater, he's just _the_ biggest hater.
but if he hates everything does he really hate anything at all
@@daniel.holbrook I hate everything?
The Grench
The channel "I Hate Everything"
He is the hater equivalent to Jacques Pepin, he is just *the* least favorite
👍LOVE this guy, this jerma dude, this streamer, I LOVE his streams, I LOVE his voice, I LOVE his face, I LOVE this game. I LOVE this chat, I LOVE twitch. I LOVE videos, I LOVE the internet, I LOVE this keyboard, I LOVE computers. LOVE electronics. I fkin love this chair too.
Literally me
Not the chat, chat pretty much sucks.
@@hikari67 also twitch, fuck twitch.
This chair is ok.
This guy HATES jerma
PSYCHO streamer drives innocent viewer INSANE, forces them to DRINK WATER
DRINK NOW
YOU SHOULD DRINK WATER, NOW!
*thunderclap*
"I fucking hate water"
WATERBOARDS THEM
lmfao even just a "dude get better" gets twisted into something sick when jerma does it, i love this community
I really do appreciate how he went to “Get better” rather than insulting the guy back. Jerma’s such a cool dude.
jerma wants chat to be relaxed. can't have the meat tasting all gamey.
I love jerma so much. I love jerma so much. He is my favorite streamer. He is my best friend. Jerma is just like me. I wish i was more like Jerma. I want him. Give him to me.
Now.
@@DOG_EATER_1887 once we do, are you gonna keep him in your pocket?
Stress makes the flesh tough and hard to eat.
@@kai_fatallysapphicI will keep him in a jar of cinnamon inside my pocket
Jerma asking his mods if he's allowed to read that is like the CEO of a company asking someone in middle management if it's okay to fill a water bottle at the water cooler
truly a moment
I like it. It shows that he respects the mods and their decisions
@@rp0506 jerma is WHIPPED
You can tell its real deep-rooted anger when you start getting mad at just random objects in your room. Like fuck this pencil bro
For some reason when I finished reading ur comment, I suddenly threw my mechanical pencil to the window.
I'm at the 5th floor btw. What kind of sorcery have you cast upon your comment.
man i wanna beat up that pile of clothes on my chair now
@@skindotcom6136Insane commenter hexes innocent reader to defenestrate a pencil, 27 (twenty-seven) dead.
@@skindotcom6136death by mechanical pencil
@@zeberiko hey man a year passed since then, did you get your mechanical pencil back?
Dude literally couldn’t be more mad. His anger left the stream and entered the real world, antagonizing his own keyboard and chair. No one has ever been as mad, and no one will be this mad again.
It's like he shot a bent gun in a cartoon 💀
he's so mad he broke the 4th wall
Na man, Cyraxx is this mad daily.
Read this in the disco elysium narrator voice, had a good laugh
@@justcallmejoe9270 Not pretentiously verbose enough to be the DE narrator.
i love that the thing that affected him the most was the idea that that guy had a bad chair
jerma's all about his ergonomics
jerma has a bad back so he’s sympathetic
you'd be surprised how much the small things can break a person
honestly having a bad chair can fuck your whole day up
Got a new chair and it no joke changed my life. Never underestimate ergonomics.
That dude probably spent the last 5 years in a fugue state mindlessly scrolling the internet 16 hours a day in some deteriorating Chinatown tenement and then Jerma did something so infuriating it awoke him from his stupor to the disaster of the industrial revolution and the world as a whole
this comment really woke something in me i can feel my third eye physically wrenching itself open wtf
"fugue state"
"chinatown tenement"
this reminds me of a certain irish american standup comedian and cum podcaster
@@pimposki6232 Of all his fugue bits, he’s force to live the one that’ll never find true love.
very true, Mao ZeDong Chairman of the Communist Party of China
this was the same guy in the latest Sters ban appeal vid asking him where he was on Jan 6th. fella was going through it.
WAIT IT IS THE SAME PERSON
holy shit…
Clip?
@@tacothedank ruclips.net/video/b8rn8CIBaZk/видео.html
Holy shit. The lore deepens.
what the chatter really hated was themselves :(
This is what the immaculate 22nd episode of Hideaki Anno's masterpiece Neon Genesis Evangelion was all about
Man, i feel sorry for that guy, i hope he realized that jerma only told him to get a drink because he poisoned the poor guys water supply. Then he even rubs it in with that sarcastic 'wish you're alright' knowing very well he wont be!
This is false lies and slander!!! Jerma doesn't poison his haters!
He locks them up in his basement and chops them up into tiny pieces and eats them in a chili bean stew. Just laying out the facts.
@@QuackZack i mean. I never said it was _deadly_ poison, could be a sleeping drug to make it easier to... _acquire_ said basement people
The structure of the comment makes him sound like Evil Dr. Seuss
Imagine if somebody joined the stream in the middle of this and just came in to Jerma saying "I hate this game. I hate this chat. I hate Twitch." etc.
I'd be scared of whatever made him mad
I’d quietly take Hylics off of my to-play list…
That guy sounds like he believes every single person is his enemy.
I'm him. I'm that guy.
Good.....good.......let the hate flow through you.
this is kind of wholesome
I like how jerma didn't even get like mad or upset af the guy he was just genuinely concerned for his mental health
he reads it like a dr suess book
This comment reads like an old version of AI Dungeon when the AI gets stuck in a loop.
top 100 message
That wasn’t a hater. That was a poet.
Their name, “WHtAmIDoInHre” adds a lot to it I think
most sane chatter
this message reads like an abstract piece of slam poetry
the unabomber watching jerma's stream
one guy is really going through it rn and i wish him the best
That's beautiful prose. I love how it intensifies.
they don’t hate anything in particular they just hate and they’re very transparent about it. the simplicity of that’s super refreshing to me idk i just love this person and i love their chair
ted kazinsky be like
The CIA showed Ted one (1) Jerma video, and the rest is history
@@rowan4327 one (2)
I like how his username is "Whatamidoinhere." As if he's asking how he got transported to the Jerma dimension.
jerma is so fucking cool, dude blows up in his chat, guy just says "go get a glass of water, and come back. I hope he is doing ok"
I don't know how anyone could be offended by that message, it seems so over the top and humerous to me without going too far in any way.
I mean specifiying hating chairs and keyboards, is it just me or did the mods miss a very clear and harmless joke?
This!!!
I find it weird how some in this comment section are saying their 'amazed' Jerma was somehow not mad at this message.
yeah it's obviously ironic. that said, timing someone out for this is pretty funny too so maybe that was ironic as well??
fr. all these people trying to play armchair psychologist in the comments and im just like. there's no way the obvious comedic tone of the comment flew over that many people's heads, right?
finally found some sane people in the comments
I love just general response of Jerma saying “just get a glass of water, calm down”, honestly a bit refreshing
a bit refreshing, just like a glass of water
Man from 1846 realizing where and when he is right now
LMAO
I can relate to this guy fucking losing it. Just one of those days.
Honestly jokes aside jerma is the sweetest guy. Someone writes a hateful comment to him and he just wants them to be okay. Made me a little emotional ngl
lol he said "drink water" after someone made a joke and you're emotional
@@waffler-yz3gw why can't I be?
That's just one of his personalities. When it isn't active, he WILL ban YOU (you personally) FOREVER for 30 minutes for calling him a FART ANDY!
it went to "i hate this jerma dude" to "i hate everything"
Makes it more iconic with hylics in the background
Jerma jokingly but also seriously giving this angry chatter some of his attention probably made him hate everything just a bit less.
SADISTIC streamer FORCES his biggest HATER to come back and WATCH his stream.
❤ love this guy, this Jerma dude, this streamer, i love his streams, i love his voice, i love his face, i love this game, i love this chat, i love twitch, i love videos, i love the internet, i love this keyboard, i love computers, love electronics, i fking love this chair too.
Literally me right now
Being a little hater wasn't enough, they had to be a BIG hater
I can't believe Jerma got Francis from Left 4 dead in his chat
He HATES us ALL
this comment sounds like the most antagonistic Dr. Seuss book ever written
As I'm listening to him reading it out. I'm looking at Wayne's goofy face. Don't know what this game is but that face really sets the vibes of the video
It's Hylics if you didn't figure that out by now.
Tohno Shiki moment
THIS CHAIR
THIS CHAIR
THIS CHAIR
THIS CHAIR
even his haters are the most creative people on earth truly a jerma moment
I was fine with all of it until he brought the innocent chair into this
I love Jerma's response is telling him to hydrate.
Human rights:
Food
Water
Shelter
A good chair
Truly a progressive mind
God it goes from hate to just inner turmoil. This is my brain when I’m off my meds for an hour lol
Started saying these rants when I’m having a hard time. Just I HATE THIS BED AND I HATE HOW MY SHIRT TAG FEELS ON ME
rage seethe mald
Oh, that what he was reading! I though Jerma loses it!
Oh you silly billy.
Jerma has already lost it
hell yeah meta knight profile picture :)
@@deg8517 The Kutest Knight Ever!
Francis from Left 4 Dead
I like that he asked mods if he can read that, like he's not the one who is The Streamer there.
I dunno the longer it went on the funnier and less serious it got, at least to me. Still probably deserved the ban though.
He was so angry it spilled over into the real world. Is he ok? That's been bottled.
Naturally, jerma knew he was on the monster kill energy. He knew he needed the water live energy
Jerma's making him soggy enough to put in the meat grinder, that's why he's making him drink water!! The psycho!!
I can almost hear that chat member saying "I'm not getting water. I hate water."
Francis from L4D has become real.
the fact that they had a moments badge too..
i hate my chair too its like more than 10 years old and part of it is broken and theres no back support and theres no arm rests and the cushion is so thin i can feel the pointy metal frame in my ass and the material is all old and scratchy and i think sitting on it actually harms my physical health my back hurts
Jerma hit the Dr. Suess cadence on that
I feel like that was a joke comment. I can't tell if everyone is joking and I'm the fool, but the second half of it really feels like he was joking and everyone else is taking it seriously.
Honestly I feel this way sometimes though.
green eggs and ham type beat to this one
Happiest New Yorker
Vinny whenever Jerma doesn't respond to his texts right away...
Reads like Dr Seuss.
No fr
He still just seems like.. a normal Jerma regular
One guy.
New Dr Seuss book just dropped
Why did he read that like green eggs and ham
Dude wrote a whole Dr Seuss story
I love how jerma is able to realize that the person is probably going through some stuff and wishes them well instead of getting hurt and retaliating.
I’m surprised Jerma didn’t take this opportunity to recommend this person his favorite chair, the Herman Miller x Logitech G Embody Gaming Chair.
we found the unabomber II
Everybody deserves a chair
a hater’s prayer
WHOLESOME streamer gives KIND advice
I like how he’s just worried for him and so unbothered LMAO
best Bostonian I know.
Chair caught a stray lmfaoo
Sounds like the angriest Dr.Seuss book
As if reading the bot comment was bad enough, Jerma literally reacts to a copypasta as if it was a real comment.
Jerma OWNS toxic real person!
Reminds me of a line from DHMIS friendship with Yellow Guy listing everything he sees is what he loves.
Sometimes when I’m mad I watch h this video and pretend he’s soothing me
his chair really catching some strays...
the biggest Surprise would be him saying he hates his life as if he doesn't already
jokes aside tbh hope the dude is alright
i’m gonna be honest i love jerma he’s great
despite popular belief, this is actually the most normal Jerma viewer
I don't know how you can read a comment like that and not go "Oh, that's pretty funny" why would they time him out?
Jerma Hylics?!?! Now when will he play Yume 2kki
"Everybody deserves a good chair." he then started donating gaming chairs to his audience
It sounds like the sequel to Green Eggs and Ham
jerma hehe