STAR WARS MEMES 42

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @Moonbagger1
    @Moonbagger1 Год назад +1320

    The Jedi killer was actually canon in the form of the Imperial Repeater from Dark Forces. It had a tri-shot feature that was intended for use against lightsaber wielding opponents. Even if the Jedi blocked two shots, the third would (in theory) always get through. That's probably why the tri-shot was eventually replaced with a grenade launcher in the Jedi Knight games.

    • @douglasmarshall6949
      @douglasmarshall6949 Год назад +96

      I always thought that bullets would also work just fine

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Год назад +131

      ​@@douglasmarshall6949 yeah good luck blocking shotgun or anything else

    • @Moonbagger1
      @Moonbagger1 Год назад +131

      @Zhanu Cong People love to argue "No. Jedi/Sith can just stop bullets/pellets with the Force!" Or "No, they'll just vaporize the bullets with their lightsaber!"
      And I think, yes, some of them can but not all of them. Just the ones who must survive for the story's sake.

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Год назад +28

      @@Moonbagger1 they probably can,some Russian guy caught bullet from revolver

    • @noxiousbear
      @noxiousbear Год назад +26

      What if they have 2 lite sabers like Asoka.

  • @Jaysonengineering
    @Jaysonengineering Год назад +611

    Mandalorian with a flamethrower: *"Parry this you filthy casual"*

    • @aurorialgaming1935
      @aurorialgaming1935 Год назад +24

      That brings the question. Can the force push fire?

    • @nighthawk6777
      @nighthawk6777 Год назад +15

      @@aurorialgaming1935 It can push water

    • @aurorialgaming1935
      @aurorialgaming1935 Год назад +17

      @@nighthawk6777 So I'm gonna assume it can then.

    • @bmproductions7808
      @bmproductions7808 Год назад +9

      In clone wars the Jedi create a bubble using the force in toxic gas

    • @Parcival157
      @Parcival157 Год назад +11

      @@aurorialgaming1935 In star wars rebels kanan did

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Год назад +79

    08:25
    Fans: “What species is Yoda?”
    Lucasfilm: “IDK but here’s a female who’s half his age and also on the Jedi Council.”
    Disney: “There is another.”

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Год назад +97

    1:40
    Padme: "Also, you don't even need to leave the war if you cannot do so in good conscious. You are a General of the Republic Army. The Jedi Order didn't grant you that rank. The Senate made that call in the wake of all your accomplishments. You are popular with your troops and the people. The Jedi have no legal avenue to hold you against your will or bar you from the battlefield."
    Anakin: "Huh. Neat."

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 Год назад +2

      To be fair, one reason why he stayed in the order was probably to fulfil his dream in episode one of being a jedi and freeing all slaves. In his eyes. Only a jedi could not only free slaves but have the status in the galaxy to keep them free under their protection from any attempts to reenslave them (otherwise it could have been seen as republic encroachment on the more independent outer rim, the jedi involvement with the republic during the clone wars would undoubtedly complicate things though) Now he has been under Obiwan's leash as a padawan for 10 years since he joined the order so liberation side quests was probably off the table for that period. Also any success would be attributed to obi-wqn and not him (Anakin does have a bit of an ego to put it lightly). Then the clone wars got in the way so he was probably holding on until it's end to do something about the slavery but we all know that it all went down so fast during the end that by the time he could do something about it, he was Lord Vader and so broken about everything that it probably didnt matter to him anymore.

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi Год назад +4

      Suddenly I have the mental image of Padme trying to explain to Anakin how taxation is theft and why she steals ducks from the parks in Coruscant.

    • @PyroGam3s
      @PyroGam3s Год назад

      Except for the fact that the Jedi Order is not any part of the military or political system of the Republic. The Senate cannot command the Jedi to be a part of the war effort or to lead military troops. Which means the Jedi Order's involvement is voluntary and the Council can revoke that their cooperation at any time they'd like, or even prevent a single individual within their order from participating.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 Год назад +2

      @@PyroGam3s You're misinterpreting my post. Basically, Anakin would have had nothing to lose if he were to leave the Jedi Order to be with Padme. Despite all their rules, the Jedi Order cannot do anything to legally punish Anakin for breaking his vows. Anakin could leave the Jedi Order and still serve as a General of the Republic. His rank and position is granted by the Senate, not the Jedi. The Jedi also cannot bar him from taking part in the world and pulling out of the conflict to spite him would just play into Palpatine's hands. They'd also lose their single strongest political ally if they managed to upset Padme. For all the talk of "they won't let us be together" there was literally nothing to Jedi could do to stop him beyond expelling him.

    • @Cold_Cactus
      @Cold_Cactus Год назад

      ​@@doomyboi😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Год назад +170

    10:35
    To be fair, Anakin _did_ stay in the cockpit.

    • @toasttoast9955
      @toasttoast9955 Год назад +5

      No, no. You've got a point.

    • @T128Productions
      @T128Productions 3 месяца назад

      ⁠@@toasttoast9955 Like on a pencil or a lightsaber? lol nevermind this is a joke! XD

  • @jakejohnson718
    @jakejohnson718 Год назад +19

    "Jedis can block lasers? Okay have fun with this *buckshot* "

  • @TheRealKensterBoosteryt
    @TheRealKensterBoosteryt Год назад +15

    0:04 Jedi with 2 lightsabers: “am I a joke to you?”

    • @DogeGamerGorilla
      @DogeGamerGorilla 4 месяца назад +1

      Jedi with incredible reflexes and is amazing with the force : am I also a joke to you?

  • @lordnul1708
    @lordnul1708 Год назад +179

    That whole bit with Force Ghost Kenobi in RotJ reminds me... For a ghost he seemed to interact with the environment quite a bit. In fact you can notice that when he sits on something it actually sinks a little in response. Now if that was a "mistake", then it would have gotten "fixed" in any of the "special editions" at some point. But no, it's still there.

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 Год назад +3

      I never noticed that. I always assumed he was like a peppers ghost or just cgi.

    • @otterfire4712
      @otterfire4712 Год назад +7

      I think it's fine. Kenobi was having a heart-to-heart with Luke, and sitting down beckons Luke to follow suit so that Luke can be better relaxed. Effect wise, I think it would have looked worse if Kenobi was filmed separately so that he could be edited into the scene in post. Sitting is a natural thing people do, even if you aren't tired or can't tire.

    • @Leo-ok3uj
      @Leo-ok3uj Год назад

      He is also interacting with the gravity of Dagoba

    • @MTEllipsis
      @MTEllipsis Год назад

      this is part of my basis for my theory that starwars and stargate is taking place in the same universe, with force ghosts being something similar to ascension...

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 Год назад

      The only things 'fixed' in the Special Editions were the shadow for Luke's landspeeder, and the blocky shapes around starships. Prove me wrong?

  • @ShaneTaylor-wb7pi
    @ShaneTaylor-wb7pi Год назад +18

    "they thought we wouldn't notice the Sidious to Hitler analogue" no that was... pretty explicitly something ol' George wanted everyone to notice

    • @nota444tm2
      @nota444tm2 Год назад

      the empire literally is inspired of ww2 nazis. hell their guns are even similar to it.

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 Год назад

      From the beginning, the word Stormtrooper is purloined from the SS.

  • @BobbaFet123
    @BobbaFet123 Год назад +2

    8:20 I like to believe he either said this, or just “no, fuk u”

  • @slyllamademon2652
    @slyllamademon2652 Год назад +68

    Ok the meme about mando telling the armorer she’s no longer a mandalorian is hilarious.

    • @billymcdaniel1532
      @billymcdaniel1532 Год назад +2

      the first time i saw it i stared choking on my food.

  • @BOBODDYS
    @BOBODDYS Год назад +109

    They had things called slug throwers which were similar but not as fast a guns and the negatives weren't as good as the positives

    • @AngryProtoBoi
      @AngryProtoBoi Год назад +8

      So a slug thrower is a musket with extra steps

    • @rapson158
      @rapson158 Год назад +12

      ​@@AngryProtoBoi Slug throwers are any weapons that fire actual bullets, the only ones i remember in canon are the single shot tusken rifles but Durge uses what is basically a compact mini gun firing metal bullets against Jedi in that old clone wars animation

    • @golden3065
      @golden3065 Год назад +8

      Just to add.
      Slug throwers were mostly effective on Jedi and sith since if they used their lightsaber the bullets will melt but still hit their target.
      And main reason as to why it's not used much is due to the fact it's expensive as hell. And wouldn't do much dmg to those in armour as a energy based weapon would.

    • @rapson158
      @rapson158 Год назад +4

      @@golden3065 There are 3 depictions of slugs vs sabers: either they melt completely
      Pass through the saber as molten metal
      Or they simply get stopped by the lightsaber as if hitting something
      I dont think canon confirmed any of these

    • @golden3065
      @golden3065 Год назад +3

      @@rapson158true and I guess it does depend on what the bullets are made from. And then again would go into the major cost of such armory.

  • @2B_Clueless
    @2B_Clueless Год назад +92

    "There's no solution to this. Jedi killer" then what about the force?

    • @anubis1107
      @anubis1107 Год назад +2

      Yeah plus lightsaber cant block pellets/fire

    • @TheMcSlenderman
      @TheMcSlenderman Год назад +8

      The force can't block a nuke. Change my mind.

    • @2B_Clueless
      @2B_Clueless Год назад +4

      @@TheMcSlenderman moving a big ship to block the nuke in the air

    • @TheMcSlenderman
      @TheMcSlenderman Год назад

      @@2B_Clueless That would just cause a H.A.N.E. killing all electronics.

    • @2B_Clueless
      @2B_Clueless Год назад

      @@TheMcSlenderman sorry to ask this but what's H.A.N.E

  • @killertank8365
    @killertank8365 Год назад +1

    Mandalorian with a Shotgun: Jedi can block lasers? Ok, have fun with this Buckshot

  • @lifevest1
    @lifevest1 Год назад +46

    “Oh cool! It’s Kanan and his master!!”
    “….oh no! It’s Kanan and his master!!”
    - Me watching BB ep 1 for the first time

    • @kjpineapple7326
      @kjpineapple7326 3 месяца назад

      My friend and I have been watching star wars together for the past few months because they finally convinced me to get into it, and we watched the Bad Batch before Rebels. Didn't make the connection at first, but I had a similar moment when I went back to rewatch TBB on my own.
      "Oh, look! Smol Kanan and his master... wait..."
      *realization*
      "OH NO"

  • @marvis008
    @marvis008 Год назад +15

    7:39 Anakin also had the fastest glow-up, sadly it only lasted a few seconds

  • @robertbusselmaier
    @robertbusselmaier Год назад +63

    They showed Hayden as the ghost because that’s how Anakin looked when he died.

    • @ForzaMonkey
      @ForzaMonkey Год назад

      is vader NOT Anakin?

    • @thesciencesphere4273
      @thesciencesphere4273 Год назад

      @@ForzaMonkey he is but people keep acting like he isn't

    • @rantaroamami8177
      @rantaroamami8177 Год назад +6

      Isn’t Anakin supposed to only been in his 40’s at that point though?

    • @Anakinvoorhees
      @Anakinvoorhees Год назад +9

      @@thesciencesphere4273 that’s bc Vader and Anakin are different people. It’s just not in a literal way.

    • @oofiethetroll2059
      @oofiethetroll2059 Год назад

      @@Anakinvoorheesyeah exactly

  • @Blue734
    @Blue734 Год назад +2

    Jedi killer : i am the first and the best!
    Shotgun :🗿
    Roketlauncher :🗿
    Missille:🗿
    Nuke:🗿

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired Год назад +7

    03:40 iirc, Force Stasis was a dark-side ability. I got the impression that the intention was Cal used it for the first time after Jaro Tapal got shot but then someone decided to add slow puzzles to the flashbacks and undermined that.

  • @monkey_8227
    @monkey_8227 Год назад +9

    19:53I always love it when two franchise memes merge

  • @aname848
    @aname848 Год назад +7

    0:18 Anakin did actually try to use it once on Poggle the Lesser in the clone wars, but then resorted to the classic force choke when he revealed mind tricks don't work on him

    • @nota444tm2
      @nota444tm2 Год назад +1

      and again on cad bane.

  • @Dr_Doctor_Lee
    @Dr_Doctor_Lee Год назад +13

    the fact that we kinda love palpatine and he was ...designed with the thought of hotler in mind, tells a, lot about this gesellschaft

    • @Cloak_N_Dagger
      @Cloak_N_Dagger Год назад

      Bro, nobody wants to hear about a gazelle shaft. Nasty.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Год назад +7

    00:40
    He’s also a descendant of Holy Roman Emperor Charlemagne, who owned a sword with a curved hilt which inspired the curved hilt of Dooku’s lightsaber.

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 Год назад +2

      He used a curved hilt because Christopher Lee was a fencer and he preferred pistol grip swords

    • @Q9wihsioa
      @Q9wihsioa Год назад +1

      ​@@leonrussell9607 have you ever heard of sarcasm

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 Год назад

      @@Q9wihsioa that wasn't sarcasm though

    • @MeltyZombie
      @MeltyZombie Год назад

      ​@@Q9wihsioa seriously dude, tf are you on about?

  • @salsa_amigo-jd6cf
    @salsa_amigo-jd6cf Год назад +22

    Aint no way bro censored the word cockpit at 10:38 💀💀💀

    • @piterjacksonpl0776
      @piterjacksonpl0776 Год назад

      Cock pit 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @scottish_lunatic
      @scottish_lunatic Год назад +3

      this guy even censors the word black i think, tbh that just shows you think the word black itself is racist, despite literally just being a colour

    • @michaelwells529
      @michaelwells529 Год назад +1

      He also censored the word hot. It’s a RUclips thing a lot of people do now. RUclips can randomly decide a word is offensive and flag you without warning so a lot of RUclipsrs are censoring anything that could possibly maybe sorta, through mental gymnastics, be offensive to cover their bases.

    • @salsa_amigo-jd6cf
      @salsa_amigo-jd6cf Год назад +1

      @@michaelwells529 Thanks youtube, this vas very much neccessary.

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 Год назад +1

      Also Jews and Stormtroopers at around 11:45.
      And calls torture "culture" at 23:30.

  • @MikeCivilian
    @MikeCivilian Год назад +1

    People In Movies When Someone They're Arguing With Makes A Point They Can't Argue With: *I Have Spoken*

  • @emeillon
    @emeillon Год назад +6

    23:52 love how Padme and Windu's faces barely changed

  • @silverbloodborne9495
    @silverbloodborne9495 Год назад +2

    Christopher lees
    Relative apparently created the holy Roman empire so yeah .we was a fucking legend

  • @nicolaridolfi6510
    @nicolaridolfi6510 Год назад +5

    7:29 Jar Jar is a really unerrated character: in fact, even if someone considers him annoying, he is just a normal dude, who ended up in one of the greates adventures of his time. He always tried to make the best for the republic after that, but sadly he was manipolated by Palpatine. But it wasn't his fault: even the Jedi have been manipolated by The Senate. He was just too kind, and I appreciate kind people like him. At the end of the day Jar Jar is one of the most relatable characters for socially awkard people. Also I love how in the trilogy of novels Aftermat, Jar Jar became a clown. He was intended from the beginning by George Lucas to make kids laugh, and he finally did it. Jar Jar is just wholesome.

    • @newgamerboy7815
      @newgamerboy7815 Год назад

      And a sith lord.

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 Год назад +1

      Jar Jar is like the Hobbits in LOTR. He is a simple nobody (the village idiot no less) who has no reason to get involved with these major events but does and ends up playing a major role.

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 Год назад +1

      Jar Jar is the classic example of failing upwards. Many of his accidents, succeed. I'm not personally a fan, but he, and it's rough for me to say this, is essential.

  • @potatoheadpokemario1931
    @potatoheadpokemario1931 Год назад +1

    I immediately thought of 2 solutions to the jedi killer, use 2 lightsabers and literally dodge

  • @poycixyz4614
    @poycixyz4614 Год назад +7

    In response to the first one:
    ...the jedi could also just dodge. Like, they don't do that often but they absolutely can dodge shots.

    • @Q9wihsioa
      @Q9wihsioa Год назад

      Just do the same thing but with a gun, blaster shots move at about 90 mph in the star wars universe compared to a 9mm which moves at 820mph only giving him 0.0272797 seconds to react compared to 0.248548 seconds with the blaster, the average human reaction speed is 0.2 - 0.25 seconds lets say cus he is a sith his reaction speed is 0.1 seconds he still wouldn't be able to stop the 9mm.

    • @poycixyz4614
      @poycixyz4614 Год назад +3

      @@Q9wihsioa First of all, the speed of blaster bolts is the way it is to be visually pleasing, not because that's their actual canon speed.
      Second, a jedi's ability to dodge shots has nothing to do with reaction time. They sense what they need to do through the Force, and they just do it. No matter how fast the shot (be it from a blaster or a regular gun), they always sense it in time. It's actually more dependent on the shooter's reaction time. Are they able to see the jedi predict the shot and move, then adjust their aim accordingly? Probably not.

  • @lordmars2387
    @lordmars2387 Год назад +1

    Caravan of courage, I thought I hallucinated that.

  • @TerraLyte47
    @TerraLyte47 Год назад +5

    "There's no solution to this."
    kid named spinning lightsaber really fast in front of you like a fan blade:

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi Год назад +22

    Bo Katan is proof that assholes always seem to age better

    • @voltron77
      @voltron77 Год назад

      She’s not an asshole though

    • @Wyi-the-rogue
      @Wyi-the-rogue Год назад

      What you got against her

    • @Dephax
      @Dephax Год назад +1

      She was introduced as a terrorist and "took back" her planet by breaking centuries of treaties allowing the empire to continue their oppression of her people.
      I guess she was nice to Ahsoka and Obi-wan that one time though?

  • @theantitroll
    @theantitroll Год назад +3

    *The Jedi Killer Blaster:* No lightsaber can defeat me
    *Inquisitor Lightsaber:* Am I a joke to you?

    • @MeltyZombie
      @MeltyZombie Год назад +1

      The only time that pos beyblade saber is useful

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Год назад +1

      kylo ren's lightsaber could block it

  • @ZerowiththeZ
    @ZerowiththeZ Год назад +3

    Jedi killer
    Meanwhile Ashoka: I guess i really am not a Jedi if I can't die from that-

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Год назад +4

    7:28 That he was intended to be The Phantom Menace and that's canon.

  • @koltonwoods1535
    @koltonwoods1535 Год назад +1

    7:30 His jump height is higher than the Jedi jump height in Lego Star Wars 3

  • @orangutantastic8606
    @orangutantastic8606 Год назад +28

    Technically, kylo ren is still the only one with force stasis. The ability that Cal (my favourite character from star wars ever) had was to SLOW DOWN his target. This was actually a new ability to my knowledge. Kylo Ren could only freeze people, or let them move freely.

    • @canisarcani
      @canisarcani Год назад +4

      theres a lot of variants of all this. theres also the ability that Qui-gon and Obiwan used in phantom menace, where they use the force to temporarily speed themselves up. to the user it would seem like everyone and everything else is moving super slowly.
      edit: in legends, some jedi were just simply more naturally attuned to certain force abilities. some jedi were even apart of long lineages that passed on certain force traits that made them very very powerful with certain abilities, but worse than even padawans in others.

    • @teddylyon1189
      @teddylyon1189 Год назад +1

      Darth Maul can force lasers away from him like he did against Bo Katan

    • @sameeahmad6592
      @sameeahmad6592 Год назад

      Yeah, larger enemies still move fast enough to catch you off guard if you are standing right infant of them

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Год назад

      One force user doesn't have any ability another can't use (with the exception of sith Lightning and it's variants like Starkillers Sith Seeker given it requires a tremendous amount of anger and suffering to use in most cases you literally had to be tortured with it to use it) even the Sith could Theoretically use force healing they flat out wouldn't it's against everything they stand for but they could and given its not inherent dark side ( and the perfect way to capture someone alive) nature a jedi could easily justify using stasis if they knew about it of course literally the sith could use lightside abilities designed to cut them off from the dark side (it would be incredibly stupid and counterproductive to do it but still)

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Год назад

      Kylo isn't real so no one has it.

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 Год назад +2

    I remember having a thought at one point, as Jedi were blocking shot after shot, "Those guys are damn lucky apparently nobody knows what buckshot is."

    • @korpsmaninfantry7238
      @korpsmaninfantry7238 Год назад

      The Mandalorians did, they figured out pretty quickly that blasters suck against Jedi so they switched to conventional firearms and watched as Jedi took molten lead to the face

  • @NortherrorZaGod
    @NortherrorZaGod Год назад +17

    Tbh, i think force stasis was probably a forgotten technique, or incredibly underrated until Kylo used it to a perfect way. Cal didn’t really master it pretty sure due to his wide variety of powers but also little knowledge of stasis

    • @aurorialgaming1935
      @aurorialgaming1935 Год назад

      Hmm reading this makes me realize the only time I've really seen stasis be used effectively (I dont really remember the new trilogy too well) was KoTOR 2. Cal used it though?

    • @ObiWanConeObi
      @ObiWanConeObi Год назад

      ​@@aurorialgaming1935 Yea cal used it but couldnt fully freeze objects so not as op as kylos but either way the meme is wrong, a character in the story (Cere) explains that it's a rare trait that not many have.😊

    • @aurorialgaming1935
      @aurorialgaming1935 Год назад

      @@ObiWanConeObi This makes me wonder something. Can you use the force to puppeteer someone?

    • @nota444tm2
      @nota444tm2 Год назад

      ​@@aurorialgaming1935 you actually can i believe. dooku did it with the pirates. cal was able to do it too.

    • @aurorialgaming1935
      @aurorialgaming1935 Год назад

      @@nota444tm2 Their mind or their body? I mean like forcing 2 people to fight using the force. Because if that's what you mean I need to start playing Jedi Survivor XD

  • @AdamGołębiewski-v1s
    @AdamGołębiewski-v1s 8 месяцев назад +1

    The force: am I a joke to you?

  • @alegg42
    @alegg42 Год назад +3

    7:24 impeccable tongue control

  • @1eloe71
    @1eloe71 Год назад +2

    12:10 To be fair, Ani became a Sith when He looked Like in the third movie.

  • @alexanderbabjak6265
    @alexanderbabjak6265 Год назад +9

    I mean there are shotguns in starwars and those are pretty good against jedi

    • @smiegto
      @smiegto Год назад +1

      flame throwers too. makes em smell all nice and crispy.

    • @elvenbuttress
      @elvenbuttress Год назад

      @@smiegto mmmm crispy Jedi.

    • @Dungeonenjoyermc
      @Dungeonenjoyermc 2 месяца назад

      Oh you can block lasers? Have fun with these 2 double barrel shotguns

  • @snek529
    @snek529 Год назад +1

    The jedi killer is blockable with crossguard sabers.

  • @brickblock1302
    @brickblock1302 Год назад +4

    6:57 technically Padme was about 5 to 10 years older than Anakin

  • @waddle-tuck
    @waddle-tuck Год назад +1

    Theres no solution to this.
    Jedi who wield two sabers💀

  • @RobloxReportNews
    @RobloxReportNews Год назад +3

    0:03 I guess depending on how strong you are you could just move the blaster bolt out of the way, or just dodge / jump

    • @randomgamer3946
      @randomgamer3946 Год назад

      bullets move too fast to jump unless star wars bullets move slower

    • @rapson158
      @rapson158 Год назад +2

      ​@@randomgamer3946 Jedi have literal precognition and 6th sense

    • @rapson158
      @rapson158 Год назад

      If those were blasters then the Jedi would dodge, if they were bullets then he would just block them with the force

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 Год назад

      Why does no one in the comments realize the most blatant solution? A lightsaber isn't stationary. You can move it.

  • @elitexander7399
    @elitexander7399 Год назад +1

    the problem with not training anakin is that its canon that darth plagues was watching anakin so if the hedi didnt train him the sith wouldve got him and so it wouldve been worse

  • @matthewvreeke9872
    @matthewvreeke9872 Год назад +3

    Uhhh doesn’t Anakin use force mind tricks in The Clone Wars? On Cad Bane?

    • @Q9wihsioa
      @Q9wihsioa Год назад +1

      He also used them on the Geanoshion but it didn't work so he took out a light sabor and almost killed it

  • @luispietruck2877
    @luispietruck2877 Год назад +1

    For the first meme, the solution is force jumping over it

    • @Q9wihsioa
      @Q9wihsioa Год назад +1

      Just do the same thing but with a gun, blaster shots move at about 90 mph in the star wars universe compared to a 9mm which moves at 820mph only giving him 0.0272797 seconds to react compared to 0.248548 seconds with the blaster, the average human reaction speed is 0.2 - 0.25 seconds lets say cus he is a sith his reaction speed is 0.1 seconds he still wouldn't be able to stop the 9mm.

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 Год назад +3

    The Mandalorians used guns against the Jedi during their war. Not blasters, like regular guns. The Mandalorians realized blasters were pretty much useless against Jedi since a fairly experienced Jedi can just deflect blaster bolts right back at the shooter. So, the Mandalorians used guns that fire metal projectiles, if the Jedi tried to block the projectiles, their lightsabers would just slice the bullets in half and give them two bullet wounds.

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 Год назад

      During the old republic, maybe. Modern lightsabers, if precise, vaporize the bullet.
      The only advantages as of the Prequel era were that bullets don't bounce, and it's hard for even Jedi to block bullets dead on. Glancing hits aren't enough like with blasters. Any part of the bullet that doesn't come into direct contact with the lightsaber will continue on like nothing happened.

    • @MeltyZombie
      @MeltyZombie Год назад

      ​@@corruptangel6793 it wouldn't vaporize the bullet, it would only melt the bullet, lightsabers don't just delete anything in their path, they just melt things like metal really fast, if a Jedi were to try and deflect a solid 12 gauge slug they'd just get pelted by molten metal

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 Год назад

      @@MeltyZombie yeah, they're melting it to the point of vaporization. And yes, everything I said was canon and explained and shown in the Shatterpoint novel. 12 gauge isn't wider than a lightsaber so that's unlikely.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Год назад

      @@MeltyZombie they would vaporize the metal. Lightsabers are plasma, which is easily hot enough to vaporize any metal. When cutting through a blast door, it only melts the metal because it's a LOT of metal, so it heats up much more slowly than a bullet would.

  • @polandsocks
    @polandsocks Год назад +1

    0:03
    One word... sPiNiNg BlAdE

  • @glitchedbear452
    @glitchedbear452 Год назад +3

    Jedi Killer: exist
    *The force and General Sidious have left the chat*

  • @jacobsheehan5775
    @jacobsheehan5775 Год назад +2

    7:27 his antics can be pretty funny

  • @gundamgamer7060
    @gundamgamer7060 Год назад +3

    Counters to the triple-barreled blaster: Force Stasis to freeze the shots in place, or dual-wielding lightsabers/shotos to block all 3 shots. Or just, you know, dodge or take cover.

    • @Q9wihsioa
      @Q9wihsioa Год назад +1

      Just do the same thing but with a gun, blaster shots move at about 90 mph in the star wars universe compared to a 9mm which moves at 820mph only giving him 0.0272797 seconds to react compared to 0.248548 seconds with the blaster, the average human reaction speed is 0.2 - 0.25 seconds lets say cus he is a sith his reaction speed is 0.1 seconds he still wouldn't be able to stop the 9mm.

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 Год назад +1

    Fun fact: those AT AT looking ass cranes were the original inspiration for them.

  • @america2793
    @america2793 Год назад +3

    12:50 *r4

  • @Someguyfromtheinternet36
    @Someguyfromtheinternet36 Год назад +2

    If Darth Vader is a legend then General Grievous is a Astmatic Chad

  • @craytherlaygaming2852
    @craytherlaygaming2852 Год назад +3

    18:45
    damn the editor got shafted hard after the daleks fired him
    Also lets not forget that at least two iterations of the doctor voice characters in the clone wars and Rebs
    David Tennent: Doc ten/the lightsaber smith
    Tom Baker: doc four/the bendu
    Honestly with either I wouldn't be shocked to see a tardis hidden somewheres nearby the bendu literally is just a big furry version of ol teeth and curls and the lightsaber smith might as well just be Doc 10 manning a remote controlled drone from the tardis.

  • @GregoriusHartono
    @GregoriusHartono Год назад +2

    Fun Fact :
    Grievous has 10 wives and 30 kids before being turned into cyborg.

  • @glowface6027
    @glowface6027 Год назад +7

    Imagine if they would have just equiped battle droids with laser shotguns.

    • @KertaDrake
      @KertaDrake Год назад

      Or just stuffed hand grenades into every B-1 set to go off the moment the droid is damaged enough to knock it offline. Swing lightsaber? Kaboom!

  • @Roadman3D
    @Roadman3D Год назад +2

    0:41 he was also in the secret services, and a ww2 veteran (hence an inspiration for James bond)

  • @CG-_-
    @CG-_- Год назад +3

    21:47 technically Asoka is the rightfully owner she beat maul while it was in his possession she just never claimed it in the fall of order 66

    • @planetbob6703
      @planetbob6703 Год назад +5

      Palpatine beat him before that though (despite Maul "cheating" with Savage as backup). Since Vader killed him right before dying of his injuries there’s technically no rightful owner left

    • @CG-_-
      @CG-_- Год назад

      @@planetbob6703 after he got the dark saber the only 2 fights he lost where first to kanobi but then he beat kanobi getting it back then lost to Asoka but never beat her she was beat by no one until vadar, vadar was then beat by luke and he got his azz beat by Asoka a lot in training so ya it's Asoka's "technically"

    • @planetbob6703
      @planetbob6703 Год назад

      @@CG-_- did... did you just ignore the massive battle where Palpatine kills Savage and has Maul begging for mercy? Because that was just after he takes over Mandalore and kicks Kenobi's ass so hard he has to fkee the planet...
      Also liking your own comments is very sad.

    • @newgate-zerohour
      @newgate-zerohour Год назад

      this whole thing is kind of ridiculous imo, just like the rightful owner of the Elder Wand in Harry Potter
      Edit: turns out the Elder Wand is referenced later in the video lol

    • @CG-_-
      @CG-_- Год назад

      @@planetbob6703 months later ik smh... your order of events is off chief

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired Год назад +1

    you know how you beat the jedi killer? Don't hold your blade in one place, move it to the side and back and deflect all 3 bolts. It requires a lot of speed and accuracy but those are both things jedi have in spades.
    You want to know the real jedi killer? A regular-ass shotgun. What's that, you want to parry metal buckshot with a superheated blade? Enjoy that faceful of molten metal, you emotionally stunted nerd.

  • @iamadumbdumb3041
    @iamadumbdumb3041 Год назад +1

    0:00 - 0:05 you do realize you could just make the lightsaber bigger right as in make it thicker.

    • @Gerald22222
      @Gerald22222 Год назад

      Your starting to sound like a sepritice

  • @StoicFire5255
    @StoicFire5255 Год назад

    Yoda being on Luke for intense physical training out of the bat.
    Yoda “weight of one, that still only counts”

  • @ammonite3275
    @ammonite3275 Год назад +1

    I like saying his "Okey day!"

  • @dinozavrizm4534
    @dinozavrizm4534 Год назад +2

    Meanwhile Vader: deflect blaster with one hand easily.
    Imagine if he used his hand and lightsaber at the same time

  • @Fellon11
    @Fellon11 Год назад +1

    20:30 DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF LAUGHTER THIS MOVIE HAS!

  • @carlosgc9384
    @carlosgc9384 Год назад

    Me with a pirate cannon: "Parry me these 50kg of pure rock, Jedi"

  • @l.l.m.d.k
    @l.l.m.d.k Год назад +2

    1:28 the force works in strange ways😂

  • @Gaminghj
    @Gaminghj Год назад +2

    0:04 *uses the force to crush the gun and bullets*

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Год назад +2

    There's a basic force technique to absorb harmful radiation or energy. Vader does this in the original trilogy when han shoots at him.

    • @Q9wihsioa
      @Q9wihsioa Год назад +1

      Vadar has Armor on, and not shitty stormtrooper Armor, his Armor stoped Kenobis light sabor in Kenobi armor

  • @malcolmrowe9003
    @malcolmrowe9003 Год назад +1

    At first glance, I thought that the thumbnail was a British electrical plug.

  • @sebastian1998555
    @sebastian1998555 Год назад

    "You can't parry this"
    Solution is actually quite simple, two Lightsabers

  • @DaimeneX
    @DaimeneX Год назад

    Okay, hear me out.
    *Two lightsabers?*
    You'd need two Jedi Killers to counter two light sabers.

  • @spurnd
    @spurnd Год назад +1

    5:03 can someone explain the Lego pieces to me? I mean, they're both blasters, right?

  • @jakeguillot6246
    @jakeguillot6246 Год назад

    17:26
    I am currently lying in bed with two swords, another on my wall, and 3 guns under my bed.

  • @swaggyboy2054
    @swaggyboy2054 Год назад +1

    Technically there is three solutions to the Jedi killer, 1) 2003 Star Wars the clone wars Force Deflection (used by Obi-Wan Kenobi on a Droideka before fighting Durge a second time) able to repel multiple blaster bolts in different directions. 2) Using force pull on the Jedi Killer. 3) using force speed from Phantom Menace to out run and circle around in spiral formation and strike from behind or disarm the weapon.

  • @nuggetsschumaker4371
    @nuggetsschumaker4371 Год назад +1

    remember that anakin had to fight a bunch of children using lightsabers. How many kids can you win in a fight when all of them are using knifes?
    That fight was probably Anakin's hardest fight.

  • @Xuphilo_CHSM
    @Xuphilo_CHSM Год назад +1

    Have you heard of the Jedi’s incredible ability to jump out of the way of lasers?

  • @halooverlord6961
    @halooverlord6961 Год назад

    Ayo why that Jedi look like he boutta smash through the Jedi Temple's version of Wall Maria?🤣

  • @Eli.E.E
    @Eli.E.E 8 месяцев назад +1

    20:10 I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER!!!!

  • @Toby-z2z
    @Toby-z2z Год назад +1

    Multisabers
    Force dodging

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Год назад +1

    20:10
    George Lucas only let Mel Brooks create _Spaceballs_ on the condition that no merch was sold. That’s why Brooks put it all in the film itself.

  • @ThreeEyedMonkeyMan
    @ThreeEyedMonkeyMan Год назад +2

    The Jedi killer could easily be countered with 2 lighsabers. You'd need 5 barrels to get past most people.
    For General Grievous, you'd need 9, unless he started zipping around in a hoverchair so he could use his legs, then you'd need 13.
    Each barrel would also need to be spaced far enough apart that each blade could only block 2 shots, without intersecting with any other barrels. For the smaller varieties, that probably won't be an issue, but the more barrels you have, you'd start needing more and more space to keep everything from forming a line of 3. That runs the risk of becoming unwieldy. My assumption would be that the best way each section is on a different plane would be to position all of the barrels in a circle, but perhaps there is some arrangement that could offer a tigher spread. Perhaps these efforts would lead to Jedi learning to wield light-shields in tandem with their sabers, making all of this exercise a moot point.
    In all likelihood, one large blast, too powerful to deflect with a lighsaber, would likely be more effective than a flurry of shots that can be deflected.

    • @TheXenith
      @TheXenith Год назад +1

      The you realise they can use force so nothing u do matters

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 Год назад

      Couldn't a sweep of the lightsaber blade deflect all three laser bolts? The three shots would maybe need a slight delay, or stagger. Kind of how sometimes the four lasers from an X-Wing can be set to fire sequentially.

  • @speven371
    @speven371 Год назад +1

    0:12 I’m pretty sure he did when they were interrogating Cad Bane in the clone wars, along with a couple other jedi, I don’t remember the episode

  • @georgetrapp6666
    @georgetrapp6666 Год назад

    16:55 Finally, someone said it. As soon as it premiered, I was like... don't get attached to these kids?!

  • @Chaos_God_of_Fate
    @Chaos_God_of_Fate Год назад +2

    I've ALWAYS wondered why Jedi enemies don't just use shotguns.

  • @dragondust5023
    @dragondust5023 Год назад +1

    The REAL Jedi killer; Any form of actual gun with lead bullets (referred to as slugthrowers in Star Wars)

    • @AngryProtoBoi
      @AngryProtoBoi Год назад

      or an actual laser weapon
      *spartan laser noises*

    • @elvenbuttress
      @elvenbuttress Год назад

      Or any paracausal weapon/Ability.
      *golden gun casting sound*

  • @LouisChickenLazagna
    @LouisChickenLazagna 5 месяцев назад +1

    TWO LIGHTSABERS GO BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

  • @calvinbrinenestoris2357
    @calvinbrinenestoris2357 6 дней назад

    0:00 use the Jedi reflexes and amazing speed to hid all 3 blasts FROM THE SIDE while they're coming at you, instead of colliding with them head on. This should be able to deflect them into the wall.

  • @Heeraa_On_Youtube
    @Heeraa_On_Youtube Год назад

    The Jedi Killer: nothing can beat me
    Me: just move

  • @weirdalexander8193
    @weirdalexander8193 Год назад +1

    The mandolorians have a banned weapon called the ripper that fires a solid projectile wrapped in plasma. It’s nigh impossible to block, and partially disintegrates targets, leaving just enough left to scream (wonder why it’s banned?). If a Jedi does deflect it, there’s always slug throwers, i.e. bullets and buckshot!

  • @eagleowl833
    @eagleowl833 Год назад +1

    Ever since i was a kid i thought it was strange that Shrek and Han were do similar, they literally have similar clothes

  • @bostearns7083
    @bostearns7083 Год назад +2

    4:43 This one hit me right in the feels.........

  • @Adam4s
    @Adam4s Год назад

    There is no solution to this.
    Jedi: * uses the force *

  • @luispietruck2877
    @luispietruck2877 Год назад +1

    21:12 in episode 2 when chasing the assassin Anakin and Obi wan fly over a gigantic powerplant, so there you go

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Год назад +1

    07:05
    Jedi aren’t space wizards. They’re space paladins.
    They wield swords.
    They call themselves “knights” but also use magic.
    They forbid romance.