Oney Plays Donkey Kong Country 2 - EP 1 - THE SECRET

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  • @sashimimisha
    @sashimimisha 5 лет назад +681

    8:46 Zach was 100% going to say "charging into Auschwitz"

    • @rad2310
      @rad2310 3 года назад +19

      i thought he just couldn't think of anything

    • @lucastroje6282
      @lucastroje6282 3 года назад +36

      @@rad2310 zach could probably just think of something off the top of his head

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen 3 года назад +43

      @@rad2310 considering they said "my little jew" I'm pretty sure he knew what to say.

    • @Squishito
      @Squishito 2 года назад +14

      You can just hear him start to form the "au" sound before he decides not to, that's exactly what the joke was gonna be.

  • @pictonomii3295
    @pictonomii3295 6 лет назад +1902

    I love how it took them eight minutes to do what ding dong was able to do in one try.

    • @joshawottva
      @joshawottva 6 лет назад +216

      rest in peace

    • @raidgoblin6933
      @raidgoblin6933 6 лет назад +341

      dingdong is a true gamer boy

    • @jonathanb1818
      @jonathanb1818 6 лет назад +46

      It's the LAG

    • @Ammi553
      @Ammi553 6 лет назад +123

      @@haztetv7226 Yhea dude, how dare he feel nostalgic about one one the best dudes in the show

    • @haztetv7226
      @haztetv7226 6 лет назад +6

      Ammi Nostalgic is fine, the negative type of nostalgic = bad, living in the past and look at future in negative tone. Its very, yes very stupid and dumb and gae and like degenerate behaviour

  • @tykykable
    @tykykable 6 лет назад +832

    For anyone wondering, Veronica is Jaxamoto's husband, and Tomar is Chris' girlfriend. Jaxamoto is just Zach's niece, I think, so Veronica is like Zach's nephew-in-law.
    Anyway hope this helps

    • @l1minal02
      @l1minal02 6 лет назад +23

      tf is a nephew in law?

    • @StickySauce101
      @StickySauce101 6 лет назад +88

      that's some hillbilly-level family structure right there

    • @beatag7537
      @beatag7537 5 лет назад +13

      Ah thanks this really confused me

    • @booates
      @booates 5 лет назад +3

      im more confused now

    • @DonaldFromKingdomHearts
      @DonaldFromKingdomHearts 4 года назад +26

      And Ding Dong and Julian were kicked out of the OneyNG office cause Julian punched Chris' girlfriend, Tomar, in the face.

  • @fantoonstic
    @fantoonstic 6 лет назад +496

    *_V E R O N I C A ! ! !_*

    • @AsAboveISoBelow
      @AsAboveISoBelow 6 лет назад +14

      VERONICAAA!!! "WHAT?!"

    • @haiperbus
      @haiperbus 5 лет назад +14

      @@AsAboveISoBelow no, she goes "YES?!"

  • @madeofmeats
    @madeofmeats 6 лет назад +3137

    Funny man Chris have gf? He’s not a true gamer...
    (Edit) this is clearly a joke

    • @Whispurer
      @Whispurer 6 лет назад +315

      I know right fellow gamer which I am also!

    • @imjustken1
      @imjustken1 6 лет назад +300

      Unless, she's a gamer girl. Then we accept Chris as a fellow gamer again

    • @SIZLL
      @SIZLL 6 лет назад +429

      @@imjustken1 no. Virgins only. Gamer girls dont exist

    • @Kekian0
      @Kekian0 6 лет назад +29

      Cosmic Cynic2 wooooooosh

    • @no.6798
      @no.6798 6 лет назад +277

      Certified Coulrophile he's in love with his cosplay girlfriend

  • @ShrekCena
    @ShrekCena 6 лет назад +419

    [Press X to VERONICA]

  • @noir269
    @noir269 6 лет назад +734

    If I ever had a girlfriend, I'm going to scream her name whenever I need help playing a game. Thanks, Chris.

    • @noir269
      @noir269 6 лет назад +14

      @@ultraman498 Yes!

    • @Mit852
      @Mit852 6 лет назад +1

      How old you are

    • @noir269
      @noir269 6 лет назад +6

      @@Mit852 Was the "you are" intentional?

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 6 лет назад

      So your mom right?

    • @DonaldFromKingdomHearts
      @DonaldFromKingdomHearts 4 года назад +3

      RIGHTYYYYY!! RIGHTY COME HELP ME WITH THIS GAME!

  • @wanderinggstars
    @wanderinggstars 6 лет назад +431

    Idk who Veronica is but can we give her a mic and let her play the rest of the game

    • @JMiles-wl1nq
      @JMiles-wl1nq 6 лет назад +79

      Chris' Girlfriend from the year 2094

    • @CptAhab-cg6ku
      @CptAhab-cg6ku 6 лет назад +30

      Is it actually his gf?

    • @NiallByrne
      @NiallByrne 6 лет назад +59

      Blah Blah1234 yes she is, she’s also a twitch streamer and animator, her art on twitter is pretty great too

    • @lcbgarfield612
      @lcbgarfield612 6 лет назад

      Niall Byrne Wuts her Twitter

    • @kevkirby2581
      @kevkirby2581 6 лет назад +4

      Fat_ Yoshfield Veronicaandjelly

  • @FlamingoRadio_
    @FlamingoRadio_ 6 лет назад +448

    Chris has a GF who'll draw thumbnails, a real gamer?

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato 5 лет назад +32

    I like how Veronica stayed in the doorway the whole time she was giving instructions

  • @PyroJiro
    @PyroJiro 6 лет назад +131

    Veronica
    Shes a really cool gamer
    Veronica
    Boogie to the groove now

  • @pu-FP
    @pu-FP 4 года назад +29

    3:00 people can say what they want, but thats the sound of a happy relationship. really. ❤

    • @ctrlaltrepeat245
      @ctrlaltrepeat245 Год назад +1

      Chris screaming at the top of his lungs is probably the most natural thing she hears in that house

    • @pierce2617
      @pierce2617 Год назад +3

      Hmm...

  • @brunkosproogle5046
    @brunkosproogle5046 6 лет назад +177

    Fun fact, Oney does, indeed, play.

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 6 лет назад +8

      Obscure fact: he does indeed, play with friends

    • @scr0ngle108
      @scr0ngle108 6 лет назад

      @@islandboy9381 Government secret No1: yeeeaaaah

    • @demonlordotrt754
      @demonlordotrt754 6 лет назад

      Himself yes yes he dose....

  • @martyparty7086
    @martyparty7086 6 лет назад +423

    Veronica should be on this playthrough

  • @knutandersson4606
    @knutandersson4606 4 года назад +22

    18:58 just making a note for myself

  • @brunkosproogle5046
    @brunkosproogle5046 6 лет назад +277

    Have Veronica on the show more

    • @brunkosproogle5046
      @brunkosproogle5046 5 лет назад +5

      Endorance it's almost like Chris listens to his audience 🤔

  • @iichig0neko
    @iichig0neko 5 лет назад +50

    1:08 the way zack called chris baby was disturbingly natural, is there something you want to tell us?

  • @corylaflamme1
    @corylaflamme1 6 лет назад +21

    I liked the part where Nigel sees they have little oxygen left in the sub and holds all the kids, then tells them a story to distract them from possible slow suffocation.

  • @Andyp12
    @Andyp12 5 лет назад +14

    "Your brain is smooth" has to be one of the best put-downs I've heard.

  • @griffinstopsign
    @griffinstopsign 6 лет назад +83

    chris has a gf that is an incredible artist and was able to help with a video game, read em and weep gamers

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 5 лет назад +16

      Yea I don't really believe it was a girl, I mean a girl being good at something? Get real.

  • @Kumaclaws
    @Kumaclaws 6 лет назад +124

    When will Chris inevitably call Diddy or Dixie the N word?
    Nine fingers are pulled off of my body

  • @HadenDA_sort_of
    @HadenDA_sort_of 6 лет назад +66

    How Chris responds to predicted complaints:
    “Shut up.”
    One of many reasons why I dumped Game Grumps for Oneyplays.
    I smile.
    I SMILE WIDE.

  • @RandomUser8P
    @RandomUser8P 6 лет назад +6

    The gems at the end of every Oney Plays video are what legends are made of.

  • @DangerDMA
    @DangerDMA 6 лет назад +8

    Chris’ laugh is so infectious

  • @boptics643
    @boptics643 2 года назад +4

    "It is real" "Israel?" "Yeah, Tomar" has to be one of my favorite exchanges on their whole fucking channel

  • @kmrthirllbots
    @kmrthirllbots 4 года назад +5

    18:54 The Tomar Theme Song

  • @Galneda
    @Galneda 6 лет назад +36

    Why did you hack frauds keep Veronica in the back and didn't give her a MIC

  • @makalshadakal6777
    @makalshadakal6777 6 лет назад +51

    I could barely tell who was in this one with that thumbnail

  • @alone2260
    @alone2260 6 лет назад +76

    If ever you read these my sweet Oney boy, can you play Black Baby once more? Defeat the large whites and complete the game. For the love of anything holy.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 5 лет назад

      Tis impossible to beat black baby, its a metaphor and art project.

  • @losergenuine6067
    @losergenuine6067 6 лет назад +3

    I love when Rugrats gets mentioned, because I always remember that Busta Rhymes voiced the Reptar car

  • @Treyworld
    @Treyworld 6 лет назад +20

    Man, people are really making a big deal about Veronica for some reason.

  • @jameshelliwell3876
    @jameshelliwell3876 6 лет назад +7

    Never heard Veronica talk or seen her and Chris interact. Its great and she should be on the show

    • @npc2792
      @npc2792 6 лет назад

      They have a video on her Instagram of them playing with there doggos in bed

  • @Kevan_VG
    @Kevan_VG 6 лет назад +122

    Veronica's brain is real smooth

  • @MrmiK3
    @MrmiK3 6 лет назад +17

    Chris, please let Veronica be on your stinky boys let's-play.

  • @ksjsnshsunsbsnsnsnsjsjaj
    @ksjsnshsunsbsnsnsnsjsjaj 4 года назад +8

    Something about Chris calling Zach scumbag makes me lose it everytime

  • @jimbo5591
    @jimbo5591 6 лет назад +156

    Rip donglis and gungloian

  • @ThirdSpectrum
    @ThirdSpectrum 6 лет назад +6

    the last second of the video with Trump and the Atop The Fourth Wall theme. Holy shit I'm dying.

  • @pizzachef7420
    @pizzachef7420 6 лет назад +3

    God I love oney's edits, they're so well done

  • @someguy2350
    @someguy2350 6 лет назад +23

    Oney sure does play.

  • @TheManBehindTheShell
    @TheManBehindTheShell 6 лет назад +115

    A FEMALE!?
    I thought this was a lets play of light hearted incels.

    • @arnoio8355
      @arnoio8355 4 года назад +4

      Naw but you can head over to IncelMega for that

  • @catnipnapkin3329
    @catnipnapkin3329 3 года назад +3

    *Girl* : leaves
    *Boys* : "So here's all the things I've killed"

  • @youarenotgarbage6633
    @youarenotgarbage6633 6 лет назад +35

    Sweet Thumbnail

    • @lostpasta
      @lostpasta 6 лет назад

      Always a good thumbnail.

  • @beatag7537
    @beatag7537 5 лет назад +1

    20:00 Chris made the nostalgia critic theme sound like Baker Street

  • @mr.sterio5047
    @mr.sterio5047 4 года назад +3

    Zach isn’t lying about the sound, it’s happened to me before

  • @CalvinJakoby
    @CalvinJakoby 6 лет назад +1

    godam this was one of the funniest oneyplays episodes in a while

  • @christopherkass7938
    @christopherkass7938 6 лет назад +16

    i've seen multiple dogs freak out when you make a plurp/fart noise with your mouth. must be a racial slur in their language or something.

  • @Xsopit24631
    @Xsopit24631 6 лет назад +1

    A lot of these playthroughs are the first time I've ever experienced these games. Thanks guys

  • @fantoonstic
    @fantoonstic 6 лет назад +8

    That’s Veronicaandjelly? Woh.

  • @themufinman3
    @themufinman3 6 лет назад +2

    everytime I watch a video with tomar in it I remember he is a giant redman in the dub of HunterxHunter and it fucks me up

  • @PimDiffy
    @PimDiffy 6 лет назад +15

    OMG is that a girl? I thought those went extinct thousands of years ago!

  • @lennonblack
    @lennonblack 6 лет назад

    Just wanted to say thanks for ALL the content you guys have made for us to enjoy through out the years.

  • @blusterkong1996
    @blusterkong1996 6 лет назад +5

    I literally just completed this game, what timing

  • @ssmb212
    @ssmb212 4 года назад +2

    I can confirm what zack said about the small splrt sound is true

  • @DeathByFrenchFry
    @DeathByFrenchFry 6 лет назад +3

    Zack's not lying lol. That happened to me once when I was like 15

  • @mrmeatman
    @mrmeatman 6 лет назад +6

    finally tomar

  • @jojobizadTRASH
    @jojobizadTRASH 6 лет назад +10

    HONEY I THINK YOU MEAN MONKYLES

  • @daxsinger6877
    @daxsinger6877 6 лет назад +3

    Omg when he yelled « VERONICA!!!!!! » I thought he was absolutely pissed at her 😂😂😂

  • @Used__Napkin
    @Used__Napkin 6 лет назад +3

    The jizz sound thing happened to me for sure twice, maybe one more. I don’t remember, it’s been a month or two since I last remember it.

  • @sloshed-rat
    @sloshed-rat 6 лет назад +1

    Lol I can't wait to see the "VERONICA!!!" scream animated

  • @internetuser3578
    @internetuser3578 6 лет назад +7

    P.S. PASQUINTY DAY IS COMING UP IN NOVEMBER. DON'T FORGET!

  • @LabRat1210
    @LabRat1210 3 года назад +1

    The thumbnail is a perfect representation of OneyPlays.

  • @koreyb1671
    @koreyb1671 6 лет назад +3

    I could just hear Ding Dong screaming “C H R I S” the whole time they were trying to do the secret

  • @wisewisdomtooth
    @wisewisdomtooth Год назад +1

    As a kid I'd find syringes because my neighbor was diabetic and we'd catch grasshoppers then suck their guts out and put them into other grasshoppers

  • @motivatedvergil2659
    @motivatedvergil2659 6 лет назад +73

    Veronica isn't a real gamer, gamers rise up

  • @midnightowl8692
    @midnightowl8692 6 лет назад

    I can already tell this is going to be a good series

  • @hyperboria
    @hyperboria 6 лет назад +6

    Veronica? you mean the same Veronica from famous meme by gang weed, "GAMERS RISE UP"? BOTTOM TEXT

  • @amoru1012
    @amoru1012 6 лет назад +2

    3:01 *V E R O N I C A ! !*

  • @GrinningAries
    @GrinningAries 5 лет назад

    I really need that beautiful acapella harmonizing with the logo music isolated without others talking over it 5:15

  • @PAGESIXVALENTINEFARRIS
    @PAGESIXVALENTINEFARRIS 5 лет назад

    I fucking love that the second Veronica is on you hear seething jealousy in Zachs voice

  • @PoorDesign
    @PoorDesign 6 лет назад +13

    VERONICAAAAAAA!

  • @ssscrm9828
    @ssscrm9828 4 года назад +1

    tomar theme song by hans zimmer

  • @roachdoggxv8920
    @roachdoggxv8920 5 лет назад

    Chris' little tune at 5:15 resonates within me

  • @pictonomii3295
    @pictonomii3295 6 лет назад +44

    Who the hell is Veronica? Actually, who the hell is Tomar?

    • @CalebBlack
      @CalebBlack 6 лет назад +42

      Pretty sure Veronica is Chris' girlfriend, seems that way on Twitter, Tomar is an animator, you might recognize him as the fat one in Egoraptors "Mass Effect Best Worst Ending".

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 6 лет назад +8

      Chris' girlfriend.

    • @LittlePencils
      @LittlePencils 6 лет назад +24

      She's my dad actually

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 6 лет назад +31

      Chris’s caretaker

    • @AndrewDLuffy
      @AndrewDLuffy 6 лет назад +1

      Tomar is an anime voice actor he was on one punch man hunter x hunter jojo bizarre adventures and some others

  • @logariuswheels5244
    @logariuswheels5244 6 лет назад

    Not even 30 seconds in and the monkey noises have started, god bless this channel

  • @RobbieRothschild
    @RobbieRothschild 6 лет назад +13

    Some people may call me gay,
    but I watch Oney everyday.
    The funneh lad is my special boy,
    I hope he does not fall prey to a semite ploy.

  • @Metalhed1300p
    @Metalhed1300p 3 года назад +1

    11:09 I've had that happen MULTIPLE times to me. It's the build up from like not doing it for weeks.

  • @bumflufftornado
    @bumflufftornado 6 лет назад +3

    Shake it shake it you're so fantastic just don't break it you're only made of plastic Cynthia she's a really cool dancer Cynthia boogie to the groove now

  • @WertySensei
    @WertySensei 2 года назад

    That "Cynthia she's a really cool dancer" song lives rent free in my head too... fuckin Rugrats.

  • @JiJ1511
    @JiJ1511 6 лет назад +3

    I want that thumbnail art framed on my wall.

    • @JiJ1511
      @JiJ1511 6 лет назад +1

      And yes the ejeculation sound is a thing. Just give it a while and you will end up jizzing so much it's like a freshly opened ketchup bottle.

  • @LoafusCramswell
    @LoafusCramswell 6 лет назад

    I'm a passive subscriber to Oney, but I will watch this all the way through

  • @danielfraser2361
    @danielfraser2361 6 лет назад

    the best episode in a while. the boys are back

  • @rustyapellido4611
    @rustyapellido4611 6 лет назад

    Watching you guys trying to get the secret was legitimately the most intense thing I've probably ever seen on this hellsite

  • @WitnessTheFailure
    @WitnessTheFailure 6 лет назад +47

    Have the girl on the show you fool

  • @meatshield_
    @meatshield_ 6 лет назад

    That beginning was amazing.

  • @ramennoodle-o-saurus8627
    @ramennoodle-o-saurus8627 6 лет назад +8

    Release the spider man, you cowards

  • @soundofspace8026
    @soundofspace8026 6 лет назад

    why is them talking about channel awesome always so freaking funny?
    this, fat albert and simpsons always crack me up with no exception

  • @Lollmaoevenrofl
    @Lollmaoevenrofl 6 лет назад

    I WAS IN THE VILLAGE AND I SAW A VIDEO BY ONEY PLAY. THEN I LOOK AT THUMBNAIL AND SEE A BIG FUCKANG MONKEY. I THROW A ROCK AT MY COMPUTER. THE MONKEY NEVER COME BACK.

  • @mckaylabrooks5809
    @mckaylabrooks5809 6 лет назад +21

    Nooooo chris has a gf
    He no gamer anymore

    • @AndrewDLuffy
      @AndrewDLuffy 6 лет назад

      McKayla Brooks he's been had a gf

  • @MarbleJams
    @MarbleJams 6 лет назад +1

    Veronica is a lovely lady! Chris is so lucky!

  • @iampinball3669
    @iampinball3669 6 лет назад

    Chris screaming Veronica literally scared me

  • @unckle1589
    @unckle1589 6 лет назад

    What a pleasant surprise.

  • @wholesomebaker5410
    @wholesomebaker5410 6 лет назад +17

    Now I have a question. Is this a real girl or a fourteen-year boy who pretended to be Chris-Chan girlfriend?

  • @benchmarkcad
    @benchmarkcad 4 года назад +1

    11:10 zach needs jesus lmaooo

  • @SpaceCadetSec
    @SpaceCadetSec 5 лет назад +1

    I don't know who Veronica is but she has earned my respect now.

  • @oscarjimenez2220
    @oscarjimenez2220 6 лет назад

    Pretty cool that you guys got THE Donkey Kongas to play on the channel. Good job guys.

  • @rileyheaton6605
    @rileyheaton6605 6 лет назад +8

    Oney has a girlfriend? hwhat

    • @JMiles-wl1nq
      @JMiles-wl1nq 6 лет назад +4

      The world is ending

    • @tFighterPilot
      @tFighterPilot 6 лет назад

      Why wouldn't he have?

    • @rileyheaton6605
      @rileyheaton6605 6 лет назад +2

      i’m just used to him talking about how he doesn’t have one.

    • @tFighterPilot
      @tFighterPilot 6 лет назад

      He's just larping as an incel. He's really a chad.

  • @zom_87
    @zom_87 6 лет назад +1

    Veronica should be an official OneyPlays guest.

  • @justafox5356
    @justafox5356 4 года назад +1

    I think it’d be funnier if Trump came on stage to the Game Dude theme song.

  • @mr.boppin1200
    @mr.boppin1200 6 лет назад +4

    Girls are almost as gnarly as Waffle

  • @UmamaGoblin
    @UmamaGoblin 6 лет назад

    the guy in that slap video is a real man and a hero