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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @HecticSG
    @HecticSG  8 месяцев назад +30057

    Spectacular larceny is insane 😭

    • @Ridiculeous
      @Ridiculeous 8 месяцев назад +1045

      My bro is on death row for this 😭

    • @thenitpickchannel9993
      @thenitpickchannel9993 8 месяцев назад +925

      They got him for Rhino Baiting and failure to restrain a Rhino back to back 😭😭

    • @Fried_cheese4
      @Fried_cheese4 8 месяцев назад +183

      Damn 15 mins past the post of the comment and there already 2?!

    • @AdManLeader
      @AdManLeader 8 месяцев назад +58

      Only 4 comments in 2 hrs wow

    • @SEAFInfantry
      @SEAFInfantry 8 месяцев назад +180

      Enthusiastic manslaughter is WILD

  • @yesiwatchshorts
    @yesiwatchshorts 8 месяцев назад +36787

    Bro is *STAYING* in there🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

    • @HecticSG
      @HecticSG  8 месяцев назад +1333

      *TALK TO’EM* 🗣🗣🗣

    • @YapRageBaiter123
      @YapRageBaiter123 8 месяцев назад +357

      @@HecticSGlet bro out he did nothin!
      What bro did:

    • @ChampGarth
      @ChampGarth 8 месяцев назад +99

      Why was bro smiling

    • @Jdjdjdjskskj
      @Jdjdjdjskskj 8 месяцев назад +33

      There is so 1000 more things to it

    • @spidermanimations
      @spidermanimations 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ChampGarth he was thinking of one of the many young girls he r@ped 💀

  • @drowsykyle8263
    @drowsykyle8263 2 месяца назад +18015

    Notice tax evasion wasnt a listed conviction. Keepin true with the animated series, Joker may be crazy but messing with the IRS is out of the question.

    • @Terry-n9u1s
      @Terry-n9u1s Месяц назад

      “Im crazy enough to commit racketeering, fraud, grave robbing, unlicensed dentistry, cabaret entertainment, and taxidermy, counterfeiting, bullying, cyber-bullying, badger, bear, duck, monkey, iguana, and rhino baitings, wildlife smuggling, failure to adequately restrain a rhino, identity theft, malicious mischief, trespassing, arson, assault, normal, grand, and spectacular larceny, vandalism, forgery, impersonating a police officer, a doctor and an airline pilot, livestock theft, involuntary, voluntary, and enthusiastic manslaughter, desecration of a corpse, improper disposition of a body and labeling of meat products, cannibalism, homicide, regicide, attempted homnicide, but mess with the IRS!? Noo, thank you!”

    • @EPIKDUCK11
      @EPIKDUCK11 Месяц назад +1357

      “I may be crazy enough to take on Batman but the IRS nooo thank you”

    • @DaytaProductions
      @DaytaProductions Месяц назад +432

      Even batman fears the IRS

    • @EternalZS
      @EternalZS Месяц назад +584

      @@DaytaProductions”WHO ALWAYS DOES THEIR TAXES”
      “NOT BATMAN”
      - lego batman

    • @IRS_Agent1862
      @IRS_Agent1862 Месяц назад +58

      Can confirm

  • @oaths420
    @oaths420 5 месяцев назад +6233

    bro was going for a platinum trophy

  • @CharCar92yt
    @CharCar92yt 23 дня назад +3108

    Unlicensed dentistry is the funniest one because that doesn’t mean knocking someone’s teeth out or something, he just ran a genuine dentistry without a license

    • @bostonblackman6336
      @bostonblackman6336 20 дней назад +176

      Bro just one day decided to live a normal life and got caught 💀

    • @dora_thedestroyer
      @dora_thedestroyer 20 дней назад +81

      ​@@bostonblackman6336then he escaped and tried to become a zoologist.

    • @kyloren-k2s
      @kyloren-k2s 17 дней назад +40

      @@dora_thedestroyer then lost his rhino and decided to steal someone's identity and do sillies

    • @randomgaming9445
      @randomgaming9445 12 дней назад +3

      The joker doesn't have hobbies.
      He's the joker. Top of the feild enough to be better than you at your job so much so he can pretend to be you.

    • @Jackthesnackthatsmilesback
      @Jackthesnackthatsmilesback 11 дней назад +3

      I always imagined it was like him strapping a dentist to a chair and going ham with a drill after his checkup or sum

  • @Secretingredientiscrime
    @Secretingredientiscrime 5 месяцев назад +45575

    Cyberbullying is just unreasonably funny when in the context of the Joker.

    • @mesutoraangel3830
      @mesutoraangel3830 5 месяцев назад +3161

      Honestly I just imagine he’s just bullying little kids on instagram or something

    • @MaximumPowerOutPut
      @MaximumPowerOutPut 5 месяцев назад +460

      Yeah right?😂

    • @BoyBlunder66
      @BoyBlunder66 5 месяцев назад +1204

      I'd like to imagine the bullying and cyber bullying came from the same case where Joker just got bored and started harrassing some random kid for weeks on end, only being forced to stop when Batman got suspicious over how quiet he was being and found him out.

    • @zencilervadisi
      @zencilervadisi 5 месяцев назад +89

      Sayyyy drakeguzzler6969, you have a fatherrr?

    • @ARandomHedgehog
      @ARandomHedgehog 5 месяцев назад +238

      Bro started bullying a kid on Fortnite

  • @Yippey_e
    @Yippey_e 8 месяцев назад +18966

    Batman: im not gonna kill him, because if i do it im gonna be just like him"

    • @HecticSG
      @HecticSG  8 месяцев назад +1521

      😳🤯🤯🤯

    • @Level-ck9qp
      @Level-ck9qp 8 месяцев назад +988

      ​@@HecticSG yeah Im shocked too like imagine Batman duck baiting seems out of his nature

    • @vastolord_a7853
      @vastolord_a7853 8 месяцев назад +631

      I get that people need multiple chances to make a change but Joker is long overdue

    • @mrwolf900
      @mrwolf900 8 месяцев назад +185

      FREE MY BOY JOKER TIL ITS BACKWARDS

    • @freddiemartinez1887
      @freddiemartinez1887 8 месяцев назад +45

      Idk man all the other things I'm sure one will be fine

  • @aboxthatdr0x0ls
    @aboxthatdr0x0ls 6 месяцев назад +34663

    "Free my bro. He ain't done nothing."
    The bro in question:

    • @henryhill1231
      @henryhill1231 6 месяцев назад +188

      Fax

    • @___idk
      @___idk 6 месяцев назад +117

      Fax

    • @DemonKingNebel
      @DemonKingNebel 6 месяцев назад +73

      Fax

    • @Ohio45301
      @Ohio45301 6 месяцев назад +159

      Brother thought they were minecraft advancements.

    • @SlothfulLord
      @SlothfulLord 6 месяцев назад +36

      Reminds me of that Cameron Herrin case

  • @flick-p1n
    @flick-p1n 22 дня назад +398

    his sentence would be 2 death penalties, life in jail + 216 years and 6 months in jail, 610,000 dollar fine and 60 years in a state correctional facility

    • @Parker-i5y
      @Parker-i5y 18 дней назад +3

      Damn bro

    • @Infinitas27
      @Infinitas27 14 дней назад +16

      Imagine bringing him back to life TWICE after they kill him just so he can pay his fines and be in jail 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏☠️☠️💀

    • @flick-p1n
      @flick-p1n 14 дней назад +1

      @@Infinitas27 lol

    • @Jaypc06
      @Jaypc06 9 дней назад +2

      Not in NY or CALI

    • @flick-p1n
      @flick-p1n 9 дней назад +2

      @@Jaypc06 i don't think this man is going to a state court

  • @Jorwraith
    @Jorwraith 6 месяцев назад +9976

    "Failure to restrain a rhino". Is the best one. I need to know the story behind this crime lmao.

    • @ToughestHentaiMaster
      @ToughestHentaiMaster 6 месяцев назад +1

      I think it might have to do with "the rhino", at least I think they're from the same universe

    • @Koromations
      @Koromations 6 месяцев назад +541

      It goes pretty well with “rhino baiting”

    • @stephenantonsson_II
      @stephenantonsson_II 6 месяцев назад +410

      Seems pretty obvious to me. He baited a rhino and then let it loose on people.

    • @flightlessgoose5928
      @flightlessgoose5928 6 месяцев назад +195

      I gotta disagree bro. bullying was definitely the funniest. How in the heck do you get arrested for bullying?!

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 6 месяцев назад +11

      Same lmfao

  • @hqckerman831
    @hqckerman831 6 месяцев назад +9202

    "unlicensed dentistry" that rlly crossed the line man, everything else couldve been just resolved by paying a fine

    • @Richard-iv3ii
      @Richard-iv3ii 6 месяцев назад +206

      Nah, you forgot malicious mischief and cyber bullying. Those are the bad ones.

    • @That_Guy3604
      @That_Guy3604 6 месяцев назад +107

      Tbh that's probably one of the scariest things in that list, a dentist appointment is scary enough

    • @KABBOOOOOM
      @KABBOOOOOM 6 месяцев назад +28

      Dude the unlicensed cabaret entertainment might be a bit to far as well, this man is truly a menace

    • @rowenagarcia9029
      @rowenagarcia9029 6 месяцев назад +18

      He should be licensed with that chiselled jawline

    • @KABBOOOOOM
      @KABBOOOOOM 6 месяцев назад +16

      To be fair that jawline is impeccable

  • @Rhys_the_creator
    @Rhys_the_creator 2 месяца назад +3077

    Impersonating a airline pilot sounds like its straight out of the lego batman movie

  • @ember_Matic
    @ember_Matic 23 дня назад +363

    Surprised nobody mentioned the “impersonating a police officer” and “impersonating a doctor” part. That’s straight out of the dark knight.

    • @venom_spy_chaosgod
      @venom_spy_chaosgod 16 дней назад +4

      Wait, police officer? When did he do that? I don`t remember a police Joker scene.

    • @lost_lament
      @lost_lament 16 дней назад +12

      ​@@venom_spy_chaosgod the cop funeral when he tries to assassinate gorden

    • @venom_spy_chaosgod
      @venom_spy_chaosgod 16 дней назад +5

      @@lost_lament Ooooh, yeah, now I remember.

    • @Arkhambattles
      @Arkhambattles 14 дней назад +1

      ​@@lost_lamentAssassinate the mayor*

    • @YounglingSlayerO66
      @YounglingSlayerO66 10 дней назад

      “Impersonating an airline pilot” lego jonkler?

  • @TerribleWarden
    @TerribleWarden 8 месяцев назад +2844

    What kills me is that the full list seemingly has no filtering (unless it is chronological), so you get something like "Attempted Omnicide" followed up with "Littering."

    • @HecticSG
      @HecticSG  8 месяцев назад +278

      That was the funniest part fr 😂🤝🤣

    • @Luke-z2x
      @Luke-z2x 7 месяцев назад +158

      What's funny is the joker would somehow make the littering objectively worse

    • @Mustideer
      @Mustideer 7 месяцев назад

      @@Luke-z2xjust so you know tax evasion isn’t there he pays his taxes

    • @Dylan-ht7br
      @Dylan-ht7br 7 месяцев назад +86

      @@Luke-z2xyeah he would throw out nuclear rods and claim it was just littering

    • @danolantern6030
      @danolantern6030 2 месяца назад +75

      “Attempted Genocide”
      “Successful Genocide”
      “Jaywalking”
      “Regicide”
      “Handling of a weapon without license”
      “Usage of chemical weaponry”
      “Jaywalking”
      “Impersonation of a military personnel”
      “Loitering”

  • @Adria114
    @Adria114 4 месяца назад +13362

    "Involuntary manslaughter" At least bro still has a chance.
    "Voluntary manslaughter" 💀💀

    • @Iliketrains01426
      @Iliketrains01426 3 месяца назад +1902

      Enthusiastic manslaughter

    • @V0rtex_noutel
      @V0rtex_noutel 3 месяца назад +162

      ​@@Iliketrains01426 I was about to say that

    • @LzTribals
      @LzTribals 3 месяца назад +34

      1k likes

    • @ivy.s_gone
      @ivy.s_gone 3 месяца назад +18

      ​@@V0rtex_noutelit was said in the video, you freaking dingus

    • @FaxetumLegim
      @FaxetumLegim 3 месяца назад +34

      @@ivy.s_gonewhat are you even complaining about.

  • @JulianHill-xd4bt
    @JulianHill-xd4bt 8 месяцев назад +6006

    Cyberbullying has me cackling. Imagine sayin somethin online and *the actual joker* starts flaming u

    • @HecticSG
      @HecticSG  8 месяцев назад +585

      LMAOOO LIKE 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Vamp_flower
      @Vamp_flower 8 месяцев назад +448

      I swear, Officer, I didn't leak his ip he told me to through an unknown hacker.

    • @andywangatshifhango4204
      @andywangatshifhango4204 8 месяцев назад +331

      I always knew Joker would be in COD lobbies

    • @HecticSG
      @HecticSG  8 месяцев назад +132

      @@andywangatshifhango4204 True 😭😭😂

    • @cjlane5677
      @cjlane5677 8 месяцев назад +73

      @@Vamp_flower Lmao, I can just hear Mark Hamil saying that in his Joker voice

  • @Dashx123
    @Dashx123 16 дней назад +32

    Fun fact after the voice lists all of this you can hear the joker say afterwards, “I don’t regret anything” or something similar to that

  • @ChristopherDefrank
    @ChristopherDefrank 8 месяцев назад +20258

    _”Enthusiastic Manslaughter”_
    Nah bro ain’t getting freed 💀

    • @Paulbaumer-lj6hh
      @Paulbaumer-lj6hh 7 месяцев назад +712

      Its just a prank
      The prank 💀

    • @Tater_slim
      @Tater_slim 7 месяцев назад +411

      Nah it the spectacular Larceny ain’t never heard that before

    • @StevenItter
      @StevenItter 7 месяцев назад +86

      Not bro cyberbullying T-T

    • @bladeofaszholz
      @bladeofaszholz 6 месяцев назад +32

      Nah, Jayoma, is he's lawyer

    • @K.A.Riley09
      @K.A.Riley09 6 месяцев назад +122

      Unlicensed dentistry threw me off for a second

  • @Ilikecheese-ze4zy
    @Ilikecheese-ze4zy 8 месяцев назад +2046

    “I’m innocent I swear!”
    What bro did:

    • @HecticSG
      @HecticSG  8 месяцев назад +102

      Like 😭😭😭

    • @Level-ck9qp
      @Level-ck9qp 8 месяцев назад +35

      He baited so many animals he must be a
      master bai-

    • @LostRonin1
      @LostRonin1 8 месяцев назад

      @@Level-ck9qpBurh

    • @vlonejsvibez8496
      @vlonejsvibez8496 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Level-ck9qpI AM HOLDING BACK TEARS RN BRO 😂

    • @THIRD0612
      @THIRD0612 7 месяцев назад +3

      Underrated comment

  • @samamander_
    @samamander_ 14 часов назад +2

    Enthusiastic manslaughter is wild💀💀

  • @owerio
    @owerio Месяц назад +2488

    That man smiled SO deviously at "Cyberbullying" you know SOMETHING went down

    • @exeticm4k
      @exeticm4k Месяц назад +53

      Blud did a "Diddy Square" 4 sure

    • @incomprehensiblecap9746
      @incomprehensiblecap9746 Месяц назад

      it was when he sent pictures of dead babies to Dr. Young in Arkham Asylum.

    • @compassrose1466
      @compassrose1466 Месяц назад

      @@exeticm4k…

    • @MrDeadSignal
      @MrDeadSignal Месяц назад +29

      he's the guy on the internet that convinces you to turn your off switch lol

    • @Number-gs3rv
      @Number-gs3rv Месяц назад +28

      He’s been hitting that LowTierGod

  • @G34RZ123
    @G34RZ123 Месяц назад +1691

    The fuck was bros mischievous plan that involved him being a dentist😭

    • @JayTheOtt
      @JayTheOtt 22 дня назад +60

      Just a hobby :3

    • @masterwolf408
      @masterwolf408 22 дня назад +98

      Dude is always about talking about putting smiles on people. Gotta make sure everyone has pearly whites when they laughing to death

    • @seansmith6255
      @seansmith6255 21 день назад +4

      See tnba episode:mad love

    • @seansmith6255
      @seansmith6255 21 день назад +4

      Watch mad love

    • @maname_steve5745
      @maname_steve5745 21 день назад +3

      pretty sure its a refrence to the dark knight trilogy were he impersonated a nurse but i aint got no clue

  • @flextapemyth6829
    @flextapemyth6829 3 месяца назад +1816

    Failure to adequately restrain a rhino got me dying😂😂😂

    • @DOOM_Damage
      @DOOM_Damage 3 месяца назад +11

      fr😭😭

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling 3 месяца назад +16

      An unrestrained rhino could indeed get you dying! That's why failure to restrain one is a crime!

    • @potatopotato590
      @potatopotato590 3 месяца назад +16

      After rhino baiting, implying he succeeded in all the other attempts to bait different animals

    • @Place_Your_Order_Here
      @Place_Your_Order_Here Месяц назад

      ​@@potatopotato590 I mean, they seem easier than a Rhino.

    • @kaiocrap6965
      @kaiocrap6965 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Laney4937
    @Laney4937 16 дней назад +2

    "Free my bro he ain't do nun"😂

  • @Blue_Glacie
    @Blue_Glacie 5 месяцев назад +4315

    “Unlicensed Dentistry” and “Bullying” got me 😭😭😭

    • @BGdomainedits
      @BGdomainedits 5 месяцев назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Tedubbley
      @Tedubbley 4 месяца назад +71

      failure to adequately restrain a rhino 😭

    • @Klanka266
      @Klanka266 4 месяца назад +27

      When coming from the joker unlicensed dentistry is scary

    • @roywempor8395
      @roywempor8395 4 месяца назад +7

      unlicensed cabaret entertainment

    • @aidenfurry471
      @aidenfurry471 4 месяца назад +5

      "failure to restrain a rhino" got me

  • @matt.moniz_
    @matt.moniz_ 3 месяца назад +1748

    "Badger Baiting"
    "Bear Baiting"
    "Duck Baiting"
    "Monkey Baiting"
    "Iguana Baiting"
    "Rhino Baiting"
    *Master Baiting*..... wait

    • @D1pzyyy497
      @D1pzyyy497 3 месяца назад +50

      Underrated 😭😭

    • @misterboxhead3045
      @misterboxhead3045 3 месяца назад

      Jerker

    • @chxknfries36
      @chxknfries36 2 месяца назад +74

      Joker is literally the master baiter

    • @brobrofog
      @brobrofog 2 месяца назад +38

      Im surprised he didn't have one count of public indecency

    • @KaneRoge
      @KaneRoge 2 месяца назад +1

      Ahhhhhh I’m 12

  • @martinmnagell2894
    @martinmnagell2894 6 месяцев назад +4612

    Unlicensed Dentistry feels like he was just doing completely normal dentistry but without a license.

    • @TheReaIwaIuigi
      @TheReaIwaIuigi 6 месяцев назад +205

      It’s the worst crime of them all!!!

    • @henreymichelson
      @henreymichelson 6 месяцев назад +143

      No he put a smile on that face

    • @xenonabaki8011
      @xenonabaki8011 6 месяцев назад +150

      Joker canonically cyber bullies batman online

    • @isitdiabolical
      @isitdiabolical 6 месяцев назад +27

      If you put it like that then it sounds it like that💀💀💀

    • @Castle-of-Cagliostro_fan-acc
      @Castle-of-Cagliostro_fan-acc 5 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@henreymichelsonno, he put a smile on, THAT face.

  • @Someone-yu8rk
    @Someone-yu8rk 21 день назад +1

    “Involuntary manslaughter, Voluntary manslaughter, Enthusiastic manslaughter” killed me

  • @jacobarmstrong9227
    @jacobarmstrong9227 7 месяцев назад +1333

    "Badger baiting. Bear Baiting, Duck baiting. Monkey baiting. Iguana baiting. Rhino baiting..." He's truly a master baiter.

    • @HecticSG
      @HecticSG  7 месяцев назад +111

      💯😂😂

    • @Unwritten_Memory
      @Unwritten_Memory 6 месяцев назад +101

      +50% fishing power

    • @LazioUfficiale
      @LazioUfficiale 6 месяцев назад +34

      I wheezed so hard i think i teared something in my trachea

    • @Kiwitherat545
      @Kiwitherat545 6 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@Unwritten_Memory 😭😭😭

    • @Doorsidontknow
      @Doorsidontknow 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@Unwritten_MemoryTERRARIA

  • @lordpuff
    @lordpuff 6 месяцев назад +5456

    I swear some mf finna say "free my boy he ain't done nun wrong 🗣🗣🗣"

    • @AirBarbecue3098
      @AirBarbecue3098 6 месяцев назад +22

      That mf is me.

    • @discodoge8729
      @discodoge8729 6 месяцев назад +6

      How u know

    • @JayTowers901
      @JayTowers901 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@glittergamer765the new one would too

    • @aerikhelms
      @aerikhelms 6 месяцев назад +18

      free my boy he ain't done nun wrong🗣🗣🗣

    • @aerikhelms
      @aerikhelms 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@EnlightendBeast999I got you bro

  • @Mousecopp
    @Mousecopp 6 месяцев назад +1075

    “Yeah but i pay my taxes!” -The Joker Probably

    • @Six77i5
      @Six77i5 6 месяцев назад +54

      Fr IRS is no joke

    • @Crackdoza_lol
      @Crackdoza_lol 6 месяцев назад +61

      Bro is scared of the IRS more then batman

    • @spicyman6006
      @spicyman6006 6 месяцев назад +39

      He canonically forgot to pay his taxes and was scared shitless

    • @Vergil_God_of_motivation
      @Vergil_God_of_motivation 6 месяцев назад +10

      Joker pay tax?

    • @Logistics_personal-traffic_jam
      @Logistics_personal-traffic_jam 6 месяцев назад +33

      Yes it is a literal scene in the cartoon where he freaks out after reading a letter from the irs
      And afterwards he is just stuffing money into bags to pay what he owes

      At least that’s how I remember it

  • @eggdude-n5q
    @eggdude-n5q 21 день назад +2

    Free my bro, he ain't do nothing 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

  • @xPancakes4lyf
    @xPancakes4lyf Месяц назад +1089

    the 'unlicensed dentistry' is a reference to the animated series in which the joker was kidnapping the commissioner disguised as his denstist and as he was running away from batman said, "may the floss be with you!" which is hilarious because Luke Skywalker is the VA for the Joker

    • @TheLordVictor
      @TheLordVictor 29 дней назад +8

      This shit sounds made up lmao

    • @xPancakes4lyf
      @xPancakes4lyf 29 дней назад +8

      @TheLordVictor the episode is called Mad Love from the Batman the Animated series

    • @LOUDMOUTHTYRONE
      @LOUDMOUTHTYRONE 26 дней назад +11

      ​@@TheLordVictorHe's correct that shit happened. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kian-j5i
    @Kian-j5i 3 месяца назад +773

    Involuntary Manslaughter: Oh, that's okay, right.
    Voluntary Manslaughter: Changed my mind, not okay!
    Enthusiastic Manslaughtrer: Is that even a thing?

    • @northstorm9411
      @northstorm9411 2 месяца назад +19

      It is now🎵

    • @brandenhauser1635
      @brandenhauser1635 2 месяца назад +19

      It is in Gotham.

    • @GoSpawn_
      @GoSpawn_ 2 месяца назад +9

      Computer: bear baiting, duck baiting, MASTERBAITING
      Joker: 👁👄👁 Huh???

    • @BamBam_TYM
      @BamBam_TYM 2 месяца назад +6

      Larceny grand larceny spectacular larceny

    • @Pocoentertainmentstudio
      @Pocoentertainmentstudio 2 месяца назад +4

      Hes so devious that he created 2 new crimes

  • @kieransmalley1958
    @kieransmalley1958 8 месяцев назад +357

    Enthusiastic man slaughter is crazy💀💀💀 like bro was enthusiastic with it

  • @TheDarkKnight-9II
    @TheDarkKnight-9II 2 дня назад +1

    🗣🗣🗣FREE MY BOY JOKER, HE AINT DO NOTHIN' WRONG🔥

  • @michaelbuckers
    @michaelbuckers 3 месяца назад +381

    Notice that he didn't commit any pokemon-related crimes. Because there are no laws against pokemon.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 3 месяца назад +25

      .A traumatized batman sits in the corner in a catacomic state recalling endlessly the things he saw joker do to that poor lopunny.

    • @AroAce_Funni_Man
      @AroAce_Funni_Man 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeeeeaaahh, though, this does apply to the other end! My Lopunny has killed a few people and no charges have been pressed against them! . . . you all seem to forget these bunnies can kick stronger than a horse and can use their ears as whips in their mega forms.

  • @MisterSquirelle
    @MisterSquirelle 6 месяцев назад +916

    Bro was tryna get the "how did we get here" achievement 💀

  • @Eliasisaroach
    @Eliasisaroach 2 месяца назад +1178

    Bro is just like: 😃😁🤗🤭
    The whole damn time like all that shit ain't crazy af 😭

    • @Nox-nightmaiden
      @Nox-nightmaiden 2 месяца назад +41

      “Spectacular larceny” bro was getting the hidden achievements 😭😭

    • @joaoalves9330
      @joaoalves9330 2 месяца назад +24

      @@Nox-nightmaiden yeah wtf is "iguana baiting". This man is inventing crimes I've never heard of

    • @tibor0903
      @tibor0903 Месяц назад

      dont blame him imagine getting charged for 'failure to restrain a rhino' and 'monkey baiting' would be impossible not to laugh 🪦

  • @AlfredoCervantes-tz6bb
    @AlfredoCervantes-tz6bb 24 дня назад +3

    "Free my boy"
    The boy in question:

  • @onerandoman
    @onerandoman 5 месяцев назад +388

    “Rhino Baiting”
    “Failure to restrain a Rhino”
    My favorite lines

    • @13DeadEyeRonin38
      @13DeadEyeRonin38 3 месяца назад +2

      What can you say. I guess he's just a master baiter

    • @skittle2507
      @skittle2507 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@13DeadEyeRonin38"Master baiter"💀💀💀

  • @Sircowcosmic
    @Sircowcosmic 4 месяца назад +984

    “your honor shut up you weren't there”

    • @the__homieMrkitty
      @the__homieMrkitty 4 месяца назад +10

      lol fr😂

    • @GriddyRizzler
      @GriddyRizzler 4 месяца назад +38

      With all due respect your honor, pics or it didn’t happen!

    • @s_khan8693
      @s_khan8693 3 месяца назад +20

      Saul goodman aint gonna do shit with this man in question

    • @NafaaFoufa
      @NafaaFoufa 3 месяца назад +3

      🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @BrickBuffet
      @BrickBuffet 3 месяца назад +1

      Badger reference?

  • @yugen.mp4695
    @yugen.mp4695 6 месяцев назад +1093

    "What are you in for?"
    "Everything"

    • @HecticSG
      @HecticSG  6 месяцев назад +38

      😭🤝🤣

    • @damoneclarion3914
      @damoneclarion3914 6 месяцев назад +34

      Except tax evasion the IRS is scary

    • @RedScrolls
      @RedScrolls 6 месяцев назад +1

      that one sad song they overuse starts playing

    • @yoshabruh
      @yoshabruh 2 месяца назад

      1kth like brotha :)

    • @gamingwitharchie7697
      @gamingwitharchie7697 2 месяца назад +1

      "Police arrest man for everything!"
      -Some crazy ahh news title

  • @sigmalizz
    @sigmalizz 23 дня назад +3

    joker being a top tier criminal with over 200 charges is crazy
    bro had me crying at cyberbullying

  • @KevanOP
    @KevanOP 6 месяцев назад +3031

    Me after the group chat got leaked:

    • @Savitar_in_reverse
      @Savitar_in_reverse 6 месяцев назад +83

      🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥WE GETTING A DEATH SENTENCE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @FormalCarrot1
      @FormalCarrot1 5 месяцев назад

      Ik nobody reading your groupchat 😂 you sound boring asl “Hey guys did anyone do the reading” 🤖

    • @LegoPefectCell
      @LegoPefectCell 5 месяцев назад +56

      "Rhino baiting"
      "Master bait-"

    • @Caden_dill
      @Caden_dill 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@LegoPefectCell😂😂😂😂

    • @TheHarlololOfficial
      @TheHarlololOfficial 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@LegoPefectCellyo I remember you

  • @KyryloMudrokha
    @KyryloMudrokha 6 месяцев назад +711

    "Spectacular larceny", "Voluntary manslaughter " LMAO.

    • @champion4223
      @champion4223 6 месяцев назад +73

      Enthusiastic manslaughter💀

    • @conallhunt7271
      @conallhunt7271 6 месяцев назад +40

      *"Rhino baiting, failure to restrain rhino"* 💀💀💀

    • @pelekinesis1337
      @pelekinesis1337 2 месяца назад +1

      Voluntary manslaughter is a real charge though

  • @TheChadMan2345
    @TheChadMan2345 Месяц назад +395

    "Failure to adequately restrain a rhino" is somehow more crazy than enthusiastic manslaughter.

    • @KiiNGK0oM
      @KiiNGK0oM Месяц назад +7

      "𝑐𝑦𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 "

    • @draconic_underlord5297
      @draconic_underlord5297 29 дней назад +3

      It implies that he legally acquired it, just failed to contain it.

    • @primary2630
      @primary2630 24 дня назад +3

      ​@@draconic_underlord5297no it doesn't cause he has a charge for rhino baiting

  • @Spork52
    @Spork52 24 дня назад +2

    Unlicensed dentistry 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Othr_evan
    @Othr_evan 5 месяцев назад +1246

    That will land you 30 days of community service for the city of gotham 💀

    • @VoidReaper-wc2gn
      @VoidReaper-wc2gn 5 месяцев назад +47

      You hear an orphan shout: "FOR GOTHAM!!!!!!".
      You hear an innocent clown screaming.

    • @sparkedskull5452
      @sparkedskull5452 4 месяца назад +21

      Not even, it’s more like 2 weeks of therapy 😂

    • @fabiogomes852
      @fabiogomes852 4 месяца назад +10

      batman would say "don't ever try it again, you are getting the responsibility for all your actions, but i'm freeing you, for now" (i guess batman would have a chance to say it)

  • @Hashtag_bruh_
    @Hashtag_bruh_ 8 месяцев назад +881

    Unlicensed dentistry?!? That’s worse than kidnapping!

    • @HecticSG
      @HecticSG  8 месяцев назад +105

      *HE’S A CRIMINAL YOUR HONOR* 😭😭

    • @_aWiseMan
      @_aWiseMan 8 месяцев назад +35

      That and the taxidermy one are so much more unsettling because you know it's worse than it sounds

    • @Freddabeast-lx6bd
      @Freddabeast-lx6bd 8 месяцев назад +7

      Worst crime he did

    • @SherlockSMasters
      @SherlockSMasters 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@HecticSGhis nickname also was called "The Prince of Crimes"

    • @shadowking773
      @shadowking773 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SherlockSMastersits clown prince of crime

  • @AlfredoCervantes-tz6bb
    @AlfredoCervantes-tz6bb 24 дня назад +1

    Bro is tryna 100% 😭😭😭🔥

  • @Demomanflower
    @Demomanflower 5 месяцев назад +531

    "Trust me i dont got anger issues"
    The news one week after he loses in rock paper scissors

  • @TheShootingStarOffical
    @TheShootingStarOffical 2 месяца назад +601

    Joker: at least they didn’t mention the bad ones

    • @Aydanlypng
      @Aydanlypng 2 месяца назад +13

      Gravity falls reference!

    • @gorilla-man-v1z
      @gorilla-man-v1z Месяц назад +11

      THE BAD ONES?

    • @TheShootingStarOffical
      @TheShootingStarOffical Месяц назад +6

      @@Aydanlypng Completely unintentional, I just realized lmao 🤣

    • @SergioRapallini
      @SergioRapallini Месяц назад +5

      Grape, tinfantacide, reggi3side to name a few

    • @nanogex2970
      @nanogex2970 Месяц назад

      ​@@SergioRapallinihas he ever actually killed babies?

  • @vidmaurer8443
    @vidmaurer8443 6 месяцев назад +729

    "So how did you get here?"
    Joker: "I got 100% compleation on crime"

    • @DTLions26
      @DTLions26 6 месяцев назад +10

      completion*

    • @Chad-bc9vi
      @Chad-bc9vi 6 месяцев назад +13

      Except tax evasion

    • @N_the_man
      @N_the_man 6 месяцев назад +10

      ​@Chad-bc9vi because Batman is easy, but the IRS, NO THEY'RE SCARY

    • @Chad-bc9vi
      @Chad-bc9vi 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@N_the_man Not the IRS man... Send chills down every man's spine

    • @mcpenguinchan3775
      @mcpenguinchan3775 6 месяцев назад

      99%

  • @lukhonamajombozi7845
    @lukhonamajombozi7845 23 дня назад +1

    "I can fix him "😂💀

  • @kuldeepsarmah7414
    @kuldeepsarmah7414 6 месяцев назад +378

    Batman : If I kill him I will be no better than him
    Joker :

    • @SlightlyLux
      @SlightlyLux 6 месяцев назад +25

      Fr I actually hate that trope so much, especially with how common it is in movies

    • @Setsuna2003
      @Setsuna2003 6 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@SlightlyLuxjoker who laughs is a good reason for him not to kill everytime he kills someone shit goes bad real quick.

    • @Thegoodplaguedoctor
      @Thegoodplaguedoctor 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SlightlyLux yeah, you aren't wrong there

    • @sleepyjoe1942
      @sleepyjoe1942 6 месяцев назад +6

      @Setsuna2003 He was traumatized and forced to watch children’s parents get shot in an alley over and over again, he then watched the kids become insane like Joker, and finally, after killing Joker, he was infected with joker toxin. Those are very different circumstances than Bruce popping him in the head with a Smith and Wesson

    • @VoidsRider
      @VoidsRider 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@sleepyjoe1942I hate how people use Batman who laughs as an excuse to say batman shouldn't kill joker, like bruh just use a sniper rifle or something

  • @joemama2737
    @joemama2737 3 месяца назад +434

    I love how most of these are just standard crimes and then you have stuff like “unlicensed dentistry” where joker is like, “well there *was* that one time”

    • @FYIPM
      @FYIPM 2 месяца назад +33

      “Rhino baiting”
      “Failure to restrain a rhino”

    • @Plumjet09
      @Plumjet09 2 месяца назад +12

      Plot twist: He successfully performed several dental operations

    • @joemama2737
      @joemama2737 2 месяца назад +4

      @@Plumjet09 yeah like he’s actually a very skilled an responsible dentist but he forgot to renew his license

  • @Beefhooked
    @Beefhooked 3 месяца назад +431

    Now he really crossed the line with unlicensed cabaret entertainment.

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail 3 месяца назад +16

      Finally, an excuse for Batman to break his one rule.

  • @SparkP.L
    @SparkP.L 12 дней назад +1

    Bro was grinding for that one achievement 😭🙏

  • @ElstenBling
    @ElstenBling 2 месяца назад +479

    He does all of this and Batman is like “ok man, be a better person please”

    • @shadowofdakness
      @shadowofdakness 2 месяца назад +20

      I mean every time he tried to kill Joker he's either stopped by Gordon or Superman and the one time he did kill that clown it got retconned cause it made a lot of money so DC went "let's change that part but keep Barbs crippled cause Joker brings in that bank".

    • @quinterriouskelly9671
      @quinterriouskelly9671 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeaa people forget Batman strangled that man.

    • @shadowofdakness
      @shadowofdakness 2 месяца назад

      @@quinterriouskelly9671 Strangled, killed(retconned but still), broke his teeth and bones, kicked Harley so hard she flew like super girl and was unconscious after for trying to stop Batman from killing Joker, and was gonna kill em in a foreign land if not for Superman.

    • @kahlif990
      @kahlif990 Месяц назад +1

      @@shadowofdaknessdidn’t Gordon shoot joker thinking he killed him and started crying of pure joy also Alfred the man the myth the legend himself doesn’t care if joker dies heck he has dreams of him killing the joker and smiles while dreaming about it

    • @shadowofdakness
      @shadowofdakness Месяц назад

      @@kahlif990 Never mentioned Alfred cause It's well known he prefer Joker's death. But Gordon? He shot Joker's knee while saying he'll actually kill the clown with both Bats and the cops not even trying to stop him, tried to get Bats to not kill Joker despite what he did during the Killing Joke story, and shot at Bats while begging the dark knight to not kill Joker.

  • @Notabot101
    @Notabot101 5 месяцев назад +895

    Bro was speedrunning crimes ☠️

  • @robster7787
    @robster7787 Месяц назад +368

    I find it hilarious how some of the crimes seems obviously tied into each other. Like rhino baiting and failure to restrain a rhino

    • @ichigokage
      @ichigokage 20 дней назад +8

      Also theft of livestock and illegal taxidermy.

  • @RogerMollet
    @RogerMollet 22 дня назад +1

    The animal baiting ones were hilarious in the amount and variety.

  • @KennethBadman
    @KennethBadman 8 месяцев назад +1121

    He broke every law in the book except tax evasion.

    • @IronShorts950
      @IronShorts950 8 месяцев назад +168

      He has limits

    • @Level-ck9qp
      @Level-ck9qp 8 месяцев назад +84

      @@IronShorts950mean while Lego Batman
      Who doesn't pay his taxes!♪
      The Batman !!♪

    • @lucasrivalsi6820
      @lucasrivalsi6820 6 месяцев назад +87

      It’s cannon in the comics that the joker pays his taxes

    • @sirjabalot9970
      @sirjabalot9970 6 месяцев назад +90

      He's crazy enough to take on batman, but the IRS no thank you

    • @HG-yc2zl
      @HG-yc2zl 6 месяцев назад +47

      Even joker isn't crazy enough to mess with the IRS

  • @adrianramirez4254
    @adrianramirez4254 6 месяцев назад +720

    "Free my home boy fr he did nothing wrong!"🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Xvite-456
      @Xvite-456 6 месяцев назад +18

      🗣️Tell that to the judge buddy

    • @creeperleader9673
      @creeperleader9673 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@Xvite-456that judge getting shot as joker breaks out somehow

    • @frefroom
      @frefroom 6 месяцев назад +9

      Bro he did everything wrong There’s nothing he didn’t do

    • @adrianramirez4254
      @adrianramirez4254 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Xvite-456 ima take care of that judge if he doesn't rule on my favor🤫

    • @TheKING_BEAST335
      @TheKING_BEAST335 6 месяцев назад +2

      Bro has a new type of larceny grand. I thought that was the least one he invented a new one spectacular.

  • @GabeAskins
    @GabeAskins 5 месяцев назад +754

    Bro really got every achievement💀

    • @Skibidatiousgyatt
      @Skibidatiousgyatt 5 месяцев назад

      I’m going to get all the achievements some day just like him

    • @thedreflacko
      @thedreflacko 5 месяцев назад +17

      Master baiting

    • @zombiesmilk5281
      @zombiesmilk5281 5 месяцев назад +6

      Accept for the "no means no" achievement

    • @RealityBrown69
      @RealityBrown69 5 месяцев назад +1

      Except for grape without the g

    • @Too_many_legos
      @Too_many_legos 5 месяцев назад +1

      Bro got the platinum💀

  • @Kvod_
    @Kvod_ 21 день назад

    enthusiastic manslaughter had me rolling😭

  • @KlerixEnero-jd8qy
    @KlerixEnero-jd8qy 8 месяцев назад +698

    Rhino,Duck,Bear, Baiting? Bro was a master baiter 💀

    • @turnleft8645
      @turnleft8645 6 месяцев назад +14

      what do they mean by duck baiting, duck fighting?

    • @qoolaid11
      @qoolaid11 6 месяцев назад +5

      Getting a dog to attack a duck

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@qoolaid11 so he got a dog to fight a Rhino and then failed to contain the Rhino?

    • @joshualeahy2162
      @joshualeahy2162 6 месяцев назад

      I too enjoy master baiting ☠️

    • @Electedzero
      @Electedzero 6 месяцев назад +8

      MASTER-BAITER LMFAO 💀

  • @DeweySizemore
    @DeweySizemore 3 месяца назад +819

    I think the only crime Joker HASN'T done is Jaywalking and Enthusiastic Jaywalking....

    • @Goldenboi641
      @Goldenboi641 2 месяца назад +49

      Or tax evasion

    • @SonicMurray
      @SonicMurray 2 месяца назад +10

      @@Goldenboi641OH HE HAS

    • @DreamingGodofstorys
      @DreamingGodofstorys 2 месяца назад +45

      @@SonicMurray he legit wont mess with the irs

    • @aoisky9
      @aoisky9 2 месяца назад +17

      @@SonicMurray Joker legit fears the IRS

    • @bobbobowski9760
      @bobbobowski9760 2 месяца назад +13

      @@SonicMurray no not even the joker fucks with the irs

  • @TheSingingFoxy
    @TheSingingFoxy 2 месяца назад +466

    “I won’t lie, I would absolutely put you in the chair tomorrow, but due to a generous donation from Bruce Wayne, you’re going back to Arkham.” - every judge in Gotham.

    • @letsget100subswithoutconte4
      @letsget100subswithoutconte4 2 месяца назад

      Canonically the joker has really good lawyers

    • @smokeflame3823
      @smokeflame3823 2 месяца назад

      nah man, lmao, if that ever happens, I be like "bruce wtf do you have a hard on for him or you, batman? it can be either or both"

    • @tameematiqul3290
      @tameematiqul3290 2 месяца назад +5

      Fr😂

    • @shadowofdakness
      @shadowofdakness 2 месяца назад +7

      As funny as this is Bats would never. Canonically: He let Gordon try to kill Joker( Gordon wussed out on his own), helped Gordon find Joker knowing the Cop was planning to assassinate Joker, left Joker for dead, tried to kill Joker himself but was stopped by Gordon and Superman more than once, actually killed the Joker but it was retconned, and Superman shamed the Bats for even wanting to kill Joker.
      Joker is alive because of everyone and thing but Batman for the most part.

    • @hueyfreeman8064
      @hueyfreeman8064 2 месяца назад +2

      Bruce got nothing to do with ppl being sent to Arkham

  • @LilBro69-gn7ik
    @LilBro69-gn7ik 15 дней назад +1

    bro is just like that one homie 💀

  • @knight-commenter
    @knight-commenter 5 месяцев назад +460

    "it wasnt even that serious"

  • @_ramiks_0709
    @_ramiks_0709 6 месяцев назад +640

    Blud just committed every war crime

    • @Zacvh
      @Zacvh 6 месяцев назад +7

      Oh yeah duck baiting is a war crime I forgot

    • @Xylcziel
      @Xylcziel 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@ZacvhHe truly is a master baiter

    • @gamingwitharchie7697
      @gamingwitharchie7697 6 месяцев назад +1

      So bullying is a war crime in your book?

    • @0Tony1
      @0Tony1 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Xylcziel Ay yo

    • @Bub8les5
      @Bub8les5 6 месяцев назад

      One of the only things he wasnt charged with 💀

  • @ianharrison5758
    @ianharrison5758 5 месяцев назад +270

    “Failure to restrain a rhino” that’s a crime I didn’t know you could commit

    • @BaciaUnion
      @BaciaUnion 5 месяцев назад +7

      @LawbyMike can you free my bro?

    • @JasonSoto-c7s
      @JasonSoto-c7s 2 месяца назад

      Saul Goodman wouldn't be able to💀💀💀

  • @ImAminer2
    @ImAminer2 День назад +1

    Bro had every type of baiting 😭🙏🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @mr.trollman.
      @mr.trollman. 11 часов назад

      He is even a master at it

  • @SugiharaCh
    @SugiharaCh 6 месяцев назад +312

    Best part is that after this the Joker says
    "my only regret is I didn't do more"

  • @Oaksulpha
    @Oaksulpha 5 месяцев назад +605

    Bet the voice actor was holding in her laugh while reading her lines💀

  • @MrJellyy
    @MrJellyy 6 месяцев назад +220

    “Free my homie, he’s innocent.”
    The crimes bro committed:

  • @Trgel255
    @Trgel255 15 дней назад +1

    “Enthusiastic manslaughter”

  • @vronz
    @vronz 6 месяцев назад +459

    Notice that he wasn't convicted for tax evasion. Even the joker don't mess with th IRS

    • @babyturtlebrotha1981
      @babyturtlebrotha1981 5 месяцев назад +15

      He was scared of the irs in the animated series, which the arkham series is based on.

    • @DavelexH
      @DavelexH 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@babyturtlebrotha1981 when was that said?

    • @justtypical8604
      @justtypical8604 5 месяцев назад

      @@DavelexHsearch it up

    • @blue1133
      @blue1133 Месяц назад

      ​@@DavelexHthe episode where Joker becomes a millionaire in the new animated series called "The Joker's millions" if I'm not mistaken

    • @DavelexH
      @DavelexH Месяц назад

      @blue1133 no i mean when was the arkham games being based on the show said

  • @The-jolly-dancing-devil
    @The-jolly-dancing-devil 8 месяцев назад +459

    I’m surprised that Bats hasn’t killed joker at this point He will never change as a person

    • @HecticSG
      @HecticSG  8 месяцев назад +43

      😭🤝😭

    • @OfficialKirby
      @OfficialKirby 8 месяцев назад +26

      Batman believes that no matter how bad you are, you still deserve a chance in life. Also getting rid of Joker forever would break Batman. They can’t exist without each other. (I’m sure they’re relationship is different in multiple comic issues but still)

    • @Laurenz357
      @Laurenz357 8 месяцев назад +3

      Content

    • @alexisdemetre2355
      @alexisdemetre2355 8 месяцев назад +9

      He’s literally dead by that point in the Arkham franchise

    • @The-jolly-dancing-devil
      @The-jolly-dancing-devil 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@alexisdemetre2355 Good

  • @TheSwedishLonk
    @TheSwedishLonk 5 месяцев назад +220

    Bro unlocked the "How did we get here?" Achievement in legal terms

  • @lordrj4203
    @lordrj4203 19 дней назад +1

    *"Where's the Master Baiting charge miss officer?"*
    🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @FredbearOfficial
    @FredbearOfficial 6 месяцев назад +947

    Bro smiled wickedly after "Impersonating an airline pilot"
    Wonder what he did

    • @cutestcreeper569
      @cutestcreeper569 6 месяцев назад +74

      Idk, but a pair of twin children went missing around that time.

    • @The_Dreamcaster
      @The_Dreamcaster 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@cutestcreeper569💀

    • @djspit8929
      @djspit8929 6 месяцев назад +21

      I remember, it was a pretty important day in US history

    • @Happythedemoninhell
      @Happythedemoninhell 6 месяцев назад

      0_o

    • @Jett_VanLandingham
      @Jett_VanLandingham 6 месяцев назад +6

      He's always smiling wickedly

  • @Twoxxii
    @Twoxxii 2 месяца назад +371

    the fact that "failure to restrain a rhino" is te only animal that joker wasn't able to properly restrain out of all the other animals listed.

    • @wiswc
      @wiswc 2 месяца назад +6

      Rhinos can tank shotguns....

    • @AroAce_Funni_Man
      @AroAce_Funni_Man 2 месяца назад +6

      Lets be real, considering THE RHINO is a villain in marvel, that means they have to be strong enough to have a villain on them, I believe it.

    • @Liamfavorstheboweh
      @Liamfavorstheboweh 2 месяца назад

      @@wiswc deer can tank shotguns…

  • @P.i.n.e.a.p.p.l.e_b.0.i
    @P.i.n.e.a.p.p.l.e_b.0.i 6 месяцев назад +299

    Bro got the "How did we get here?" Achievement

    • @wrldunknown
      @wrldunknown 6 месяцев назад +5

      Actually he didn't cross the irs so he's...not that crazy

    • @OrpheasVIPC
      @OrpheasVIPC 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@wrldunknownThat's its own achievement, called "r u dumb"

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature 19 дней назад +1

    "Unlicensed Cabaret Entertainment" gets me the most
    Like, do you even need a license for that???

  • @Theresamanminthewoods
    @Theresamanminthewoods 8 месяцев назад +134

    UNLICENSED DENISTRY TF!😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @Theresamanminthewoods
      @Theresamanminthewoods 8 месяцев назад +1

      Bro has no mercy about animals💀💀

    • @KHA0TIC-y8f
      @KHA0TIC-y8f 8 месяцев назад

      Bro is not afraid of death row
      Death row afraid of him

    • @Taveren
      @Taveren 6 месяцев назад +2

      Imagine how terrifying that would be

    • @Wizardlybat
      @Wizardlybat 6 месяцев назад

      I bet he was actually pretty good at it ngl, seems like the kind of thing he would just randomly decide to take somewhat seriously

  • @Yamato723
    @Yamato723 8 месяцев назад +229

    Not even Saul can help

  • @ttc_karmajuan5209
    @ttc_karmajuan5209 Месяц назад +259

    Bro has every crime under the f**king sun on his Resume 😭😭

    • @ChronoTriggerHappy
      @ChronoTriggerHappy Месяц назад +19

      except tax evasion, obviously

    • @ttc_karmajuan5209
      @ttc_karmajuan5209 Месяц назад +8

      @ChronoTriggerHappy ohhh yeahh of course even the Joker doesn't mess with the IRS

    • @ThePengiest
      @ThePengiest Месяц назад +1

      @@ttc_karmajuan5209 what about money laundering?

    • @CopperAxe_
      @CopperAxe_ Месяц назад

      ​@@ChronoTriggerHappynah, the taxes try to evade this man

    • @rewocax6110
      @rewocax6110 Месяц назад +1

      Bro has the every crşme in the book

  • @Supposedlypurpleguy
    @Supposedlypurpleguy 6 дней назад +1

    He’s fine he’s just a chill guy

  • @vinder-qy7zm
    @vinder-qy7zm 5 месяцев назад +390

    I love the pause between rhino baiting then failing to restrain a rhino so his a_s probably got wooped by a rhino

    • @TherapscallionYT
      @TherapscallionYT 4 месяца назад +4

      either that or he killed it

    • @amaas211
      @amaas211 4 месяца назад +10

      I was totally expecting public Master Baiting

    • @vinder-qy7zm
      @vinder-qy7zm 3 месяца назад +4

      @@amaas211 OK DUDE ..

    • @potatoguy5428
      @potatoguy5428 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@amaas211 NOT MY JOKER‼️‼️‼️

    • @Zeroshiki
      @Zeroshiki 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@amaas211Same, I thought that was exactly why she paused. 🥴

  • @wingular6600
    @wingular6600 6 месяцев назад +208

    The wildlife smuggling section told a whole damn story 😂

    • @digitalfantasies4570
      @digitalfantasies4570 6 месяцев назад +22

      The "stealing livestock" followed by "unlicensed taxidermy" is just incredible

    • @doggamer3649
      @doggamer3649 6 месяцев назад

      Failure to contain a rhino

    • @rarescevei8268
      @rarescevei8268 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@doggamer3649Restrain but ye

  • @rebellionsspark
    @rebellionsspark 8 месяцев назад +132

    Bro is NOT walking on the streets ever again‼️‼️ 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Freaky-Raine
      @Freaky-Raine 8 месяцев назад

      BLUD IS *NOT* SURVIVING THE PRISON SHOWERS

  • @ALPHABONE
    @ALPHABONE 11 дней назад +1

    Nahhh bro committed so much even I didn’t even know what this said💀

  • @bighead456
    @bighead456 6 месяцев назад +129

    Bro sees a law book as a check list

  • @dayrocket7372
    @dayrocket7372 Месяц назад +134

    I don't know what you gotta do to get "enthusiastic manslaughter" but you need to lock him UNDER THE PRISON THIS MAN IS GETTING NONEXISTENT CHARGES

    • @Xios_Angelis
      @Xios_Angelis 21 день назад +15

      Let's not forget Spectacular Larceny
      Bro got a whole brand new charge all because he stole so hard

  • @KewlÐuck
    @KewlÐuck 8 месяцев назад +241

    Bro is the “Master Baiter” 🗣️🔥🔥

    • @jonathan_herr
      @jonathan_herr 6 месяцев назад +7

      I was wondering if it would say that at some time or another!

    • @checkm8s272
      @checkm8s272 6 месяцев назад +2

      I love master baiting

    • @Iceteaconsumer900
      @Iceteaconsumer900 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@jonathan_herr lmao same I was waiting for it😂

    • @rubixclockpog
      @rubixclockpog 6 месяцев назад +1

      Terraria reference?

    • @harleyshilling9456
      @harleyshilling9456 6 месяцев назад

      Duke fishron I play dangerously

  • @IamGG0
    @IamGG0 18 дней назад +1

    Every thing but tax evasion because not even the Joker messes with the IRS

  • @sansystudios9904
    @sansystudios9904 8 месяцев назад +80

    Bro saw the list of crimes and selected "all of the above"

    • @sewpkan1297
      @sewpkan1297 6 месяцев назад +3

      Except Tax Evasion, he unchecked that one.